Wednesdays - 106: Creepy gifts, sex drive and pyramid schemes!

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

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Sorry, I actually hate that name. Sorry, I'm such a good singer. I was belting away on my way to Somerset. On your own? I used to be on my own in the car. You know, you FaceTimed me and I FaceTimed you. Yeah, I know. She was so moody. I was like, what's going on?

I was concentrating. I was just about to turn off. The motorway and the traffic was hellish. I know. I quickly realised, but I thought Toby was driving. So I was like, why is she being so odd? Hellish, hellish, bad traffic. Took my friends six hours to get to London from Somerset over the weekend.

Yeah. I'm not a good traffic setter. Hermione said she went through like so many emotions, like wave emotions. She was like, first, I'd be fine with it because we were both in the car and we'd stop off for some snacks. Then I'd get really fucking angry.

Then I'd get happy and I'd be fine. Jack was like, it was literally like this. Like the emotions going through the car. I literally went just like 10 emotions. Melissa, I used to cry. That was one time with my ex-boyfriend. I cried in the car because we were stuck in traffic and he was like

surely not and I was like I'm just so hungry and I want to eat my food bearing in mind it was a 40 minute traffic jam to my home I was like

should I eat and he was like no there's nothing worse than sitting in traffic also there's something really claustrophobic about it yeah I really don't like it I'd rather walk

just be moving constantly if you're the one driving it's almost less antsy because you are doing i don't know i could have been driving i was just a bit psycho about that but we moved we grew up it's okay yeah okay i was 18 but you know let's pretend i was people she's getting the preview lesson oh we're also drinking some non-alcoholic pretext yeah it's called wild idol it's actually quite cool i love that quite like the bottle yeah delicious quite nice delicious do you know what alcohol-free prosecco really hits well alcohol-free prosecco is the best

non-alcoholic for sure like alcohol non-alcoholic non-alcoholic alcohol you can get because other than beer actually i think beer is probably better oh beer is high end a lucky saint is bloody good a lucky saint is 10 out of 10 or a zero zero yeah yeah

delicious they are really yum some lovely messages from you guys go on Melissa you can kick it off hi guys love the pod

got a super embarrassing story that happened to me today which I think you'll both find funny I'm at university my boyfriend has gone home for easter i missed a facetime call from him earlier that day so i called him back whilst getting changed to go to the gym for some reason i thought it would be funny to stand with my bum to the camera to get a cheeky surprise when

he picked up however his mum picked up the phone and was greeted by my mum oh my god i'm supposed to be going there next week she also wouldn't be able to i'm supposed to be going there next weekend but i think i have to find somebody oh my god i need more info what did the mum say hello oh my god that is so mortifying it's like it's like when you send like a message that's like slightly wet i'm like oh no no imagine like his parents like the phone's like open you're like no i love you so much something like that even that cringes me out but that yeah i agree you can't go there again you can't go to your parents house look do you know what at least it wasn't like your fan oh my god imagine imagine it was like no you topless like in the mirror like hey baby

or just a photo of you be like yeah you're just trying to be sexy at least it was like funny and you were like you know I was having a joke it's April Fool's oh no it's not it's April Fool's you could play it

you could play it it was a late April Fool's joke just say you didn't know the camera was on also just rock it that's funny yeah that's quite funny that's fine

like a bum's so innocent to me like I would go woo to everyone I agree like bums to me are like an arm also everyone sees

your bum you know when you're wearing bikinis and stuff like that but it's just guess it's not yeah bums to me are like neither there oh I sees your bum you know when we're wearing bikinis and stuff like that but it's just it's an R.O. Bums to me are like neither there

or there oh I don't know what I'd do if Toby's mum wants the phone I would go oh my god Penny's such a legend

she really wouldn't care Penny'd be like oh great bum I wish I had your bum she's that much of a tipper yeah she would so I reckon Toby's mum would too

oh god it's just more fun I um Jamie did like some weird TikTok where he kept sending me fucking news and then would like video my reaction. Oh yeah,

yeah, yeah, I remember that. I was getting a facial and you know how like you're getting a facial so your phone's up there. Yes. And I was like replying to a text from him

and the one above it was just his dick and I was like, Oh my. There's just no saving it. Shit, and the facialist. She saw and I just put the phone down

and I was like I couldn't have held it closer to her face because she was obviously higher than me and I just thought Sophie you know what

you just gotta embrace it looks like a what a spicy relationship yeah something wrong with that also Jamie's got a lovely penis she would have been really happy

for the rest of her week pep in her step for the rest of her life yeah she was like haha would have gone home and told all her Also, Jamie Lang, maybe she'd have recognized him. I saw a famous man's

penis today. Right, next section. Sweet or dry. Sweet or dry, this is my new fave section. Okay, sweet or dry, Melissa. Using Snapchat to see each other's faces when we talk during the day. I don't use Snapchat. You know what, we've just missed it

it's very much a Gen Z generation thing my brother's generation never grew out of it they all they never use WhatsApp they chat on Snapchat

yeah I know so does Jamie's brother George and they all like see where they are yes on this and then my brother's like no I'm in ghost mode my brother always has this like

off because he's like I don't like it I'm going to see my location I used to use Snapchat when I was younger me too but then we grew out of it I don't know like no much. I'm going to see my location. I used to use Snapchat when I was younger. Me too. But then we grew out of it. I don't know, like no one really used it.

Then Instagram happened. BBM. Oh, what legendary days they were. BBM. Loved BBM. And you'd go ping, ping, ping. Me and Sophie still do that to each other. I go ping, ping, ping.

Also, and then you know, like, there's basically this thing on iMessage. You always go pew, pew, and it comes through as pew, pew. And I'm like, what the fuck is she on about? I pitch you going really and it doesn't make your phone like vibrate nope never does that really upsets me couples talking about their sex life to other people sorry for me i don't enjoy this this is

very dry i don't enjoy it stop i agree however i will tell you everything no i would tell you but not in front of Toby. Oh my God. Oh, yay. Sorry, couples discussing it. I so agree. Stop it. Fucking chill out. It's so crass. It makes me uncomfortable.

I don't want my boyfriend getting images of anything naughty. Else going on with another couple. I agree. Enough. Maybe we're not as kinky as you guys. Chill out. Keep it to you or your girlfriends or your boyfriends. Let's not shame each other's couples.

I'm not about that. I so agree. Stop it. However, more than happy for you to share that with your girlfriends, all your boyfriends, let's not shame each other's couples. I'm not about that. I so agree. Stop it. However, more than happy for you to share that with your girlfriends and guy friends if you need to. Go loose. Tell me the nitty gritty. Don't be coming telling my boyfriend

what position she did left, right and centre and how many times she gave a head. Unless it's funny. And I'm sat there and I'm like, well, sorry, mate. Yeah, but then there is like the funny element where it's like... Something's gone wrong. Something's gone wrong or if something like really kinky happens and everyone's like, oh, sorry, mate. Yeah, but then there is, like, the funny element where it's like... Something's gone wrong. Something's gone wrong or if something, like, really kinky happens

and everyone's like, oh, my God, you'll save my... Like, on our skiing holiday... No, not even that. I don't like it. There was a couple that have been together for quite a long time and they still have quite a spicy sex life. And it was, like, it, like, sort of, like, transpired throughout the holiday that whenever she would, like, demand him to do things, it was basically, like, a secret call for him to, like, go off and do nothing.

And it's so funny. What would she be like? Get me a cup of tea. basically like a secret call for him to like go off. And it's so funny. Get me a cup of tea. She'd be like, your clothes on the floor. You haven't done the tidying up. And he'd be like, oh, sorry.

And then come down. Kinky. My bribe is recently, if you tidy up my bedroom. Yeah. It was like that. It was like, you haven't tied up your side of the bed.

Therefore you don't get X, Y and Z. I think that's quite clever. It was very funny. So like things like that was okay. Cause it was quite light. was like you haven't tied up your side of the bed therefore you don't get x-ray I think that's quite clever it was very funny so like things like that was okay because it was quite light obviously we weren't just like discussing like the intimate details of like what positions they were doing and how long they did it for I'm wearing it was just like oh no had a quickie before dinner oopsie it was like quite funny amongst the big group like that was jokes yeah but still I don't really like that. Really? No. Just tell me privately.

Just not in front. Because I don't want any pressure. I don't want my boyfriend being like, oh, well, we didn't have a quickie before dinner. You know? Oh, right. Yeah, everyone's different, though. For me, it's a dry.

It's a dry. Fair. It's a dry, dry shit. But I would not have dinner with you and Jamie with Toby and then discuss what we did last night. No. No, that's dry as fuck. That's disgusting.

You could do it with me. Well, you do sometimes tell Jamie and I'm a bit like, Melissa, don't give her any ideas. Oh God, sorry. Yeah. But that's because Jamie's like my brother. I don't even think he likes. Yeah, okay, but shh. Sorry.

Your girl over here isn't as... I'm not. What? Jokes. I'm really liberal and free. Okay, right. Okay, a guy I'd been on a few dates with left a note on my car while i was at work and sent flowers to my house i never told him where i park or where i live that isn't even

dry or sweet that's just fucking creepy that's like on stalk level no that's so he doesn't know where you live and doesn't know where you work yeah he's found it that's not right and you've been on one date with him that is so dry dry. A few days worth. It's drier than anything. That would scare me. That would scare me. You know there's so much information about us on the internet. Also, what part of his brain thought,

oh, do you know what, this will like... She'll like this. I've been Googling, stalking you every bad night. No. Just play... No.

That's like not okay. Also, how did he know which car was yours? That's like blowing my mind a bit. Maybe she's got it on her Insta. Sent flowers to my house and left a note on my car when i was at work that's the note on your car your work is fucking outrageous that's really weird like get a house your house is quite sweet and maybe you had said your address previously but came to your work while she were like on your computer what is he doing in the day if you're at work is he

just mincing about like sending you flowers wrying your nose boys listen up don't do doing in the day? If you're at work, is he just mincing it out? That's like sending you flowers, wrying your nose. Boys, listen up. Don't do that. Keep it in the locker. Just chill out. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too fucking much.

Fucking putting me off already. Give me the egg. Same. I've got shivers down my spine. Me too. Dilemma one. Oh, I love the dilemmas. I went on a holiday with some of my friends a couple of months ago and met a group of boys

that we got really wow I went on a holiday guys sometimes I really can't read like my eyes go a bit blurry when I come in this room

I think it's the lighting it was the really what it shocks me because I'm quite a good reader if I say so myself but recently I stumble

it's like I've I've never read a book before. Maybe you've got my disease. I went on holiday with some of my friends a couple of months ago and met a group of boys we got on really well with.

Turns out, one of them was absolutely my type and I really fancied him. Oh, how fun. One thing led to another and let's just say we had a fun trip. God, there's nothing better.

There's fucking nothing better than meeting in group when you're sitting and being like, thank God there's someone fit. Someone in the group. When they're all bummed out, you're like, oh. No, no, no.

It puts me in a foul mood. Foul? I'm looking for that now because I'm obviously in a relationship. But when I was single, it would put me in a foul mood. And I'd be like, I'm going home. I'd be like angry at my friends.

I'd be like, there's no one fit here. Same. Such bad form. I remember I went on holiday with my friend and she had a boyfriend and she was like, you're really fancy as friend. Got out there and I was like,

you're fucking joking. Every day I was like, went looking at flies. I was like when looking at flies i was like you fucking i was we hated each other too he hated me he thought i was an and i i haven't had sex then we were really young and you were fuming and she was 16 she kept sneaking off to like this outhouse and i was like what are they doing he was like they're obviously shagging and i was like no they're not i was like no they're not literally crying like a psycho bitch i wouldn't even talk to him crazy i'll never forget it she was like he's so fit so you're tight and i was like you are fucking joking right no it's funny you were so cute i literally i would

be the exact i didn't speak to anyone i was like this whole trip she was like you want ice cream you know ice cream is like the way to my heart i was like no do you want ice cream? You know ice cream is like the way to my heart. I was like, no. Do you want to go to the beach? No. It would really upset me as well. Oh God, what's wrong with us? We're selfish brats, that's what. Yeah, we're just quite selfish. No, no, no.

It was just, you know. All we can say is we're really happy for you because we know how painful it is when it doesn't happen. So this is excitingly the story. But now I'm kind of different. Now I just get drunk with my friends. But there is a point in your life when you're boy obsessed. And that was my point. Me every time I'm single. Are you okay? I've get drunk with my friends but there is a point in your life when you're boy obsessed and that was my point me every time I'm single okay I've not

been single enough but like you know but you know what it's like for me I'm like I need them there like if I'm on a night out like no whenever I'm single I just like I just I reuse I recycle me too but then you get to a point when you don't really money and you're like oh no yeah I'm a recycler okay I like the new and fresh he lives about an hour away from me and came to visit me as soon as we got back home and we had the cutest weekend together oh my god we're getting along super well and i love the way this is leading oh shit this is stemming into romantic getaway so this is the romantic holiday romance they've naturally like bumped into each other there was no tinder yeah this is a lovely natural meet only problem is he's just turned 22 and i'm about to

turn 26 babe look never use the word babe but babes it's fine babes it's totally fine toby's younger than me i'm a cougar only by like eight months but i i feel you with the age i think that's boss like go for it he's super mature and i feel like because he's worked a job since he left school and he's got a good career he acts way older than his age he's also always dated older girls should i cut my losses now call him too young or continue enjoying what was going on absolutely age gap is totally fine what are you talking about that age gap is totally fine well that's only like four years right listen up here when you're 50 and he's 46. Eight, 46. Yeah, 46.

You're going to be like fucking lovely. Look at my boyfriend. He's still got some hair and not a beer belly. Oh, you are. Four years. It's nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's really not. I was actually at a christening the other day

and there was a lovely, lovely couple sat next to us and their age gap, I think it was about four years and you'd never, I mean, I'd never know. You can never fucking tell. Boys look so much older than us girls anyway i think toby looks older than me most of my brother looks like he's way older than me and he's four years younger than me but he does he does not look younger than you nip tuck and sinking he doesn't look younger than you silly sausage he doesn't anyway yeah you'd never know and i think if they're mature four years is actually genuinely like it's totally fine it's not even like that even wouldn't even like i think the

only thing for us girls is for some reason it's it's obviously a nature thing but also it's like we're always like conscious of like you know like the oh they're gonna find someone younger like no no no i was gonna say us having kids and them not being quite ready for it so then we then we wait a bit later for them but four years isn't enough for that like if he's 30 and she's 34 they're still going to be sweet to have kids totally but there are some people that are quite so i'm like i don't really want to be like i want to be like 31 32 and i have a first child she's 26 how old is she 28 i know but i think that's the only stigma that comes with the younger thing that's what i'm saying that's like me being 28 because i'm 28 going out 24 i honestly i'd be like totally fine i don't want to see rock i genuinely please don't

think i think it's i think it's fine you carry on mate honestly you have the best time yeah age really is nothing in a relationship and it might keep i know it sounds weird but like sometimes the young spirit of a young person keeps you a bit younger and more free and fun sometimes yeah age is honestly nothing in a relationship love is love totally agree dilemma two should i be having more sex me and my partner are both in our early 30s and i've been together for nearly three years we are truly best friends and i love him dearly there's just one thing missing sex we've had a lot going on so i've been so i've been super stressed out and poorly or on my period etc but we haven't had sex in four months

stress is a big thing for sex drives don't you think like if you're stressed like sex drive can just go away we have intimacy in other ways with being affectionate and always so loving to each other so i wonder if this is a problem the intimacy thing isn't new for us as i try to discuss this with him without upsetting him or making it awkward. But it doesn't seem to be improving. It's really hard to have these conversations with men, I think. Because there's a lot of pressure on them to be the one that initiates. I think if boys, and I've read a lot about this and I listen to a lot of podcasts on mental health.

I think when boys have mental health or they're stressed or anxious or depressed or whatever these things are. They really struggle to have their sex drive completely depleted so like you know and a lot of boys struggle to talk about those things like you know they find it hard to say they find it emasculating and like yeah the fact that they can't like but like it's a real thing that's like one of the side effects he does take medication that that can affect sex drive so i guess all the answers are in front of me but still wondering what to do next the medication thing really affected i like that's fact medication one like anti-anxiety medication and i don't know if this is what he's on but i'm just saying like i

know that those oh yeah yeah completely kill sex drive and like um hair loss pills for men completely stops you getting a bone and i'm sure there's other medications that we don't know about that do it it's a very common thing like the pill for me stopped my libido the concept yeah it can actually really because it was all it's all affects your hormone balance it's just also just to add i don't always feel the urge to have sex all the time so not like he's not fulfilling my needs just society tells you that you should be having sex all the time what would you girls do i really wouldn't put any pressure on him and i would just like on all yourself and i would just you know you like share those affectionate ways in different ways cuddle spoon like kiss you know hold hands and you know if if it goes on any longer and you feel it by

the sounds of it you're not finding it an issue it's not like you're really wanting sure you're just listening to society thinking oh should i be I be? But I don't really want it. Society, fuck society. If you have sex twice in six months and you're happy with that and you have intimacy in other ways, then fine. Then fine. And you may have a stage where you're so sexual.

Like, honestly, when I was on the pill, I literally, not one part of me wanted to have sex. Genuinely. I had no libido. It does that to so many people. I came off it and I was like, hello. But I, like, for ages was just like just like god i have no libido yeah so like just there are peaks and you know yeah and jay we have to deal with that we have so many like ups and downs with hormones and even toby was

saying he was like boys have it too he's like there's times where like i'm just horny all day every day for no reason and then there's times where I'm just like, well, I could not have sex and I don't really care about it. Yeah. So like boys have it ups and downs as well. And then as you add stress into the mix, you add being together for three years, like, you know,

you're not going to be ripping each other's clothes off all the time when you've been together that long. Let's be honest. Listen to your gut. Listen to your relationship. Do not listen to society. If we listen to society, we all will be chasing a dream that

sure you know and every relationship is so different like some people do have sex you know like all the time and that's like a big part of their relationship and some people don't and they're just as happy it literally makes no difference it depends on you know your urges and needs and whatever yeah i really would yeah you sound happy just go with the flow see and honestly it will come back and if it you know you may not have sex all the time like who cares sure but i would actually say something if you are looking to spice up the sex life we've actually said this before there's lots of like lovely herbal things that you can have like maca horny yeah and put these things in your smoothies

and you know just it just helps your hormones i think also you've been together for ages like honestly it's a fucking don't beat yourself up not everyone fucking has sex three times a day honestly just you're fine yeah and don't listen to society oh my god the next one a girl who i was friends with back in the day has joined a multi-level marketing aka pyramid scheme business over a month ago and has been really active on instagram pushing these hair care products she even reached out to my friend and me blatantly trying to directly sell to us i mean i've never experienced okay so i've never had a friend do this sort of thing but this is the only thing i can relate to is that do you remember avon not really so avon was basically

like anyone who sort of sign up to be like one of their sales people and they'd like come to your house and like try and sell you all this makeup i don't i've never oh my god so if you're missing out anyway for context we were all close back in the day but myself and my friends she has reached out to are no longer close with her and she's one of those girls who forgets about her friends when she gets a boyfriend and so therefore none of us have been close with her for over 10 years because she prioritized because she never prioritized her friends that happens to a lot of people in relationships happens to boys as well it's a shame relationships forget about their guy friends it's just so fucking stupid guys i think it's so odd it's so odd and also

your boyfriend or girlfriend will get sick of you because you spend all their time with them and they're like why are you friends yeah but you don't know whether it's them like making them alienate sure but then no man up yeah okay there are no bad feelings for us anymore however i think it's really rude and hurtful to reach out to people you've not cared to put any effort effort into and ask how they are in difficult times we've gone through over the years etc and then all of a sudden reach out to blatantly sell hair care products to us so she can make a quick buck i so agree i'd be like yeah i'd ignore straight away how do we respond what would you do it really upsets me that she can't see this is actually really hurtful behavior i've thought

about unfollowing her because of how much it annoys me also want to explain to her why it's rude what she's doing it's actually quite stupid what we weren't born yesterday hon hon um i would i would unfollow the bit and never fucking reply years, you're done. Oh, fuck that. Who are you? Don't even waste your breath. Don't even waste your breath. It won't serve you anything. She's not going to get any sales if that's the way she's been treating all of her friends

and she's trying to sell to people that she knows. You know what I mean? Like, she will figure it out in the end. I would definitely unfollow. You don't have to watch that shit and don't give her the time of day. I would unfollow 100% and you're not going to, you think you'll feel better by like giving her your piece of money. You won't.

You won't. Move on, unfollow. Be the bigger person. Yeah, quite bolty of her to just be like. There is people out there that just have no shame. No shame. So rare. They fucking ask and ask and ask and you're like, are you okay?

There should be like school to learn about social skills. Instead of what is it called? Outdoor education. Let's scrap that shit. None of us are going to go and put up a camping tent and learn how to use a Bunsen burner we need to learn how to

no one wants to go to the Peak District to do no what was the other Duke of Edinburgh dig up worms fuck that

and get eaten by leeches okay we just want to fucking know how to socialise and how to pay our bills how to get through life and not message someone after sending them a piece

and how to work social media and how not to fuck up on social media social media how to become an influencer it's the way of the fucking social media. Social media is all about how to become an influencer. It's the way of the fucking future. Why do we need to know about Bunsen burners? Yeah.

Do I mean Bunsen burners? Or algebra. That's actually chemistry. Bunsen burners. But you know what I mean? Those weird like kits where you like have like a mini like gas hob. Yeah, I remember. And it's all metal and it all comes and it all clips in.

I'm like, who the fuck's using that? I just remember going there. We went to um pgl parents get lost oh i think we did that yes every school as a bonding thing yes in like the first year when new people came and you had to climb like mountains like and go away that's go away let's go away oh i really didn't enjoy that that's organized guys stick a fucking knife in me it's so boring to me and i'm cold all the time i agree i hate it when i just block block ignore ignore 10 years has gone past you're above that yeah It's so boring to me and I'm cold all the time. I so agree. I hate it when I speak French. Right, just block, block.

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also on the topic of wanking when you have a partner i honestly don't think there is anything wrong with it me and my husband both 34 have been together for 14 years have two children and two dogs sometimes honestly i can't be bothered to have sex so i'll just sort myself out so to speak and i am sure he does the same it doesn't bother me in the slightest we still have a good sex life but with two full-time jobs kids pets and home to look up to look after it can be hard to find the time and energy anyway i just thought i would give you a specter from the whole topic as you know what i'm such a fucking hypocrite i'm so here for this whole thing you've just read because i saw myself out sometimes.

Oh my God, me too. Sometimes even when he's Jamie. No, I don't. Please don't listen to this. We're such fucking hypocrites. Every time Sophie goes in the shower and she's taking 45 minutes washing her hair, she's so good. Jamie said to my sister the other day, Sophie has four showers a day, Georgia.

And Georgia just looked at me knowing and I was like not doing that I'm doing fucking hair mask but she is actually I can't bear this poor little boy he'll be heartbroken but he does a good job but look sometimes I can't be arsed yeah I feel you sometimes it just comes on in the day

sometimes you have to just sort yourself out there sometimes it's just quick and easy so i'm a fucking hypocrite boys no no i think what we were saying i don't watch porn to do it though i don't what i wouldn't like i would every night if i'm with them every night watching porn over touching me and sleeping with me and wanking and then never touching me and us having a non-existent sex life that would really upset me i am very sure that jamie watches porn i have no idea i'm speaking without having a clue but perhaps he won't and i imagine boys have to watch porn to do that

i'm fine with that i don't care but if you're doing it and they're not sleeping me yeah then that's a problem then i'm replacing a virtual fucking sex you're watching someone else no or sometimes i do i live with a boy and i'm like in the morning oh yeah but i wouldn't like i wouldn't be like i would rather do this dad and jamie are blocked off this instagram and my mother this instagram you are honest sophie speaks like she's a 70 year old i am grandma she she just called this podcast this instagram the podcast and sometimes watching sophie trying to work social media i'm like are you okay we're fucking hypocrites i lift my hands up to her but i think it's as you say it's an interesting language it's a gray area though isn't it it's a gray area i think i

preferably toby not ever watch porn if i'm there if i'm not there fine yeah if i'm like not there fine but also we live in the real life and we live in the present and like I don't want it to all become about this virtual thing that we're watching online and then it stops us from actually simulating in real life.

I personally would just rather like you know if you're living but like get it if you're married like you might just like you got babies. But this scenario

that you were talking about sounds perfect. You're like we still have a great sex life however there's not always the time so you have to do X, Y and Z. I think that's the reality of it. Totally agree with you.

That is the reality of it. And that, but you know what? That's a very healthy, healthy relationship and a healthy way of doing it. Yeah. The difference is, remember that girl who wrote in and she said her boyfriend's watching porn

and he's become addicted to it. And he's like, I don't mind you sexy because you're not like the porn stars. Different. That is where it goes wrong. Yeah. But what you've got, my friend,

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