Wednesdays - 116: FaceTime Confessions and Housemate Affairs!

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

Ordering for you at a restaurant, Joan Collins and boys having long fingers nails?! Sweet or Dry is back PLUS we’ve even got some of your tasty responses from last week… Sophie and Melissa are back this week to talk about some delightful celebrity sightings and answer some of your very important dilemmas. From a boyfriend of four years recently cheating to flatmate affairs, we have some very juicy dilemmas for you!! This week Melissa is drinking Vinca Wine and Sophie is drinking Trip. RATINGS: Melissa: 8.5/10 Sophie: 10/10 Thanks for listening xInstagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayswedrinkwineEmail: [e-mail]-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @kat.milsomAdditional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello. We are back. With another podcast. And I'm drinking a trip. Oh, I'm drinking something really cool that I actually can't wait to tell you about, which I've just been introduced to. Oh, go on. Tell them. It's called Vinca.

And guys, it's organic wine. And they have red, white and rose. I'm just going to read you the blurb because I read it out to everyone earlier. I'm going to do it again. Sorry, I'm such an old woman. I'm just going to read the blurb. Organic wine, recyclable cans, carbon offset shipping, crisp wine. So good.

You'll be wondering why you've never had it from a can before. Finca is grown under the Sicilian sun, made by wine lovers and canned with the planet in mind. Where's Sicily? Italy. It's gorgeous. Stunning. Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning.

Sip straight from the can. Well, go on then, slap away. I think I might be, you know, a bit more sophisticated in pointing to the wine glass I've got next to me. I feel like the things with these cans, and they're so good, but they have to be ice cold. Yeah, but something about drinking from a can sometimes tastes gross.

Do agree. It doesn't taste as good from the wine glass, but very convenient. You know, a lot of my friends use it. Do you know what someone told me once? Tinny. Cans, you should never drink from them. Guess why?

Rats piss on them. Rats. I'm the one who told you that. No, no. I had it on Vogue Williams podcast oh my mum's always told that ever since I was a child

she never ever let us drink like coke out of a can nothing she was like rats we ate all over it I sometimes question whether a rat has been in my house like that

there was a rat in my garden did I send you the video no no my sister will never speak to you again like she has the biggest phobia so does my friend my sister will see a rat and she'll throw up

that was once a rat rat I think that was probably oh my god no I know I can't they're also quite big and scary like the ones in the country

are literally like a big fat cat rats a big fat cat they're like a big huge fat cat right I'm giving this a smell it's actually so nice

really doesn't he swear unreal white wine so kicking off kicking off with the old sweet or dry yeah go on then ordering for you at a restaurant depends totally depends i think if we're in a sushi restaurant at this point someone should know toby and jamie for example know what we want hopefully they'd order for us that's fine with me yeah if it's like a newly dating stage and they just like i've seen it in movies you know and they go we'll have two of the lobster fuck off excuse me yeah no sick not that i'm saying no to lobster but do you know what i mean like you know like also how dare you think that you know what i want and like it's just no it's just very like showy

and just cringe like you're a bit inconsiderate it's just, no. It's just very showy and just cringe. And also a bit inconsiderate. And also just very chauvinistic. Like, no. Yeah. I can't imagine me being like, although I do sometimes order for Jamie. I think it depends on circumstance, guys. I think if they're going to order shitloads, go for it.

You know, if you're on a first date and you want to order loads, you're like, I want this, that, and the other. And then you're like, I don't want to look like a greedy pig. But they're like'll have like we'll taste it all like jamie orders so much i'd be like i'm in love i think if they say to you it's so circumstantial so in that scenario if they're like okay i just i know the menu so well do you mind if i just get a bunch of stuff there's anything in particular that you love yeah and you say yeah this this and this but happy for you to order i think that's. If they automatically just order for you without even asking. And also, I'm like really not into the one meal thing. I like to share.

It would like ick me out if we just both had like a pasta each. I'd be like, this is like, it's intense. You know what I mean? I feel like a date should be a bit like, oh, should we try this? Picky bits in the garden vibes. You know what I mean? I do agree. But then at this stage of our relationship fine if someone orders for me

and like they know that I would like that but no no Jamie can never I order for Jamie I think but just I don't think I've actually ever ordered for him he wouldn't order for me but like if I was in the bathroom and I was like order for me it's fine that's all right with me god I would never trust Jamie to do that he'd get me like a veal I ordered myself the most rogue meal last night I went out for an Italian there's nothing nothing worse. So many. Oh my God. I saw someone really famous in the restaurant last night. Her name's not Shirley Temple, but do you know the woman that I mean? Do you know the woman that I mean? She's so famous.

Like you don't even know her name. No. Shirley Temple. I thought that was a drink. She's an older lady. Yeah, it is a drink. She's an older lady. She's got brown hair.

She was in that TV show, The Royals. Her name's Sharon something. Sharon Stone. No, it's not Sharon Stone. Who is it then? Oh my God. Oh my God. Right. Hold on. The Royals. She was in The tv show the royals she's her name is sharon something sharon stone no it's not sharon stone is it there oh my god right hold on the royals she was in the royals joan collins guys she looked fabulous covered in jewels oh my god i bet she's so she where were you so we were on this um fan fan tianu i've been to this italian yeah loads chelsea yeah in worlds end we have a rogue location i always know it's a lovely little Italian, isn't it? But it's such a good Italian.

Do you know who Jamie saw the other day? Who? You know the girl who Justin Bieber made famous? Wolfie Cindy. Wolfie Cindy. Yeah. Frick, that's... Yeah.

And she was with... Ali G. No. As in the rubber. No, wait, the footballer, Ali G. What's her name? No, no, no. Di Ali.

Di Ali. Ali. Dali Ali. Dali Ali! They must be a thing now. Ali G I was like tell me everything

head to toe do you fancy her what she look like he was like well she's average I was like well she's fucking nice you don't lie to me

I'm obsessed with her okay right moving on to the next one this is going to make me out and I know my answer is immediately boys having long fingernails you're absolutely dead to me

it's the biggest ick in the entire world sort yourself out I don't think I've ever seen someone go there is someone who was like country yeah I know

in Mykonos or in Bali they had two really long fingernails the thumb and the finger yeah in the Masai Mara when I went on a safari they had a very long claw and I think it was to scoop their poo out

I'm not joking someone told me that maybe my dad was like they're poo out of what their butt that's yes emily singh is true one long claw it cold round i i swear i think maybe it was an old tradition they just carry on because surely they have loo roll but maybe they don't they did live holy shit it. It was the pinky finger. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They tried to feed me blood from a cow. I was like, no. No, I'm out.

And then someone tried to buy my sister with cows to my dad. He offered my dad 10 cows to buy my sister. I'm not lying. He painted her. He was so in love with her. He was called like Jodie or something. We really liked him. Okay, I'm not going to either of these countries that Chevron, you just said,

because I don't want to have my pee scooped out with a fingernail. It was lovely. We saw loads of animals. We went and did a dance with the people in Masai Mara. Where is Masai Mara? Kenya. Gorgeous.

Yeah. I nearly got mad. The fingernail thing, though, is just not a vibe. There's nowhere in hell I can accept that. Chop those fingernails. It's not for me. It's not for me.

Like, really bitten fingernails are gross, too, but also I'd take that. I would take that over a long fingernail any day of the week. I don't like a boy having any white. Like no white. I know. Yeah, I agree. Like.

You know what I remember really well? Do you remember the Guinness World Book of Records? Yes. Do you remember the people that had really long fingernails? Curly, curly, curly. Why would they curl like that? Because they curl over. That's like the Masamaru people.

How do people back in the day before nail clippers clip their toenails i still think we were clawing on stuff like hard walls and stuff like that no you did not go oh talking to you just gonna file those nails i pictured them having very long talons like queen elizabeth back in the day yeah what the hell did they do because they were very well groomed thinking about it like they were not they really smell badly no but I mean there's no paintings of people with like you never see their hands long nails mmm that's true and they had so much makeup on

apparently underneath it was filled with like salt cold sores because they were so dirty yeah

oh it's true right really I'm looking at Kat for reassurance everything I say we always do that it's like

you did not do history so last week or whenever it was yeah when you I know it was when me and you

were doing it together responses to sweet or dry do you remember when we said like and someone's sucking your nipples and they say call your mummy

so people have written about that do you want to read the first one my ex once said to me please can I have some milk for my tea barred him from

ever going near my nipples again after that he went up to him and went I think it's quite funny so you were second but he was joking for my tea I think that's quite funny that's obviously not like deeply sexual like serious yes that's fine but it's quite jakes has anyone ever sucked on your nipple so if you're not going to discuss my sex life could be like a sexual thing but i meant in like a jokey way like oh can i have some milk because it has to mean my nipples have been sucked yes no like i don't really know what you want me to say okay moving on this reminds me of when i

started chatting to this guy first time i met him he came over to mine on his lunch break and we started kissing he took out my boob and fell on my nipple clearly the only experience he had on of sex from was from porn that happens quite a lot so he just snapped slapped the nipple that would be fucking really hard i actually don't like sometimes i'm like whoa kept steady on like my nipples hurt like that's not a nice feeling do you know what i mean i don't know you keep asking me and i'm not going to discuss my sex life i like my nipples being stuck that's what i'm saying she keeps asking me like oh my god okay right i was seeing this guy after having a baby with a different man and he would suck my nipples and say feed me because a tiny bit of milk would come out i must say though like if i was really in love with somebody like i would be quite intrigued it wouldn't gross me out to have

their listen listen listen if i'm having a baby with tabie and i i wouldn't like i'm gonna freak out if he was like i want to try like literally like lick a tiny bit just to try out curiosity probably wants to know what don't suck from my nipple and then eat the milk no no that's anyway so what's the difference there's no milk coming out, Sophie. Yeah, but if you were pregnant. I'm not with a child. But it is like quite an, it's an interesting thing, but weird that it's not his child.

Do you know what I mean? It is weird because it's almost like just some strange instinct. I think if you've got like really bad anxiety or like you've got like some, you can get like a twitch

where you have sex with your partner and you picture like your mum and your dad. It's like Chana from Friends and he's like trying to get, he's trying to relate and he's like, you know you're having sex

and then like your mum pops into your head and and he's like trying to get he's trying to relate and he's like you know you're you're having sex and then like your mom pops into your head and then he's like what the fuck is wrong with you i don't know about it he's like no that doesn't happen to me mom is absolutely stunned yeah she is i've been watching it for a while i haven't watched tv in do you have a tv in your ages yes i. Thank God. I feel like you've been living quite a like... I just don't have any time to fucking watch TV. I make dinner and I'm exhausted. I watch TV whilst I'm making dinner. Like I always have it in the background.

Yeah, I have it in the background, but it's not like directly like in my kitchen. I guess you're kitchen now. It's slightly like, which is quite nice. Like I'm not on as much screen. I don't have as much screen time these days. Yeah. I don't think if I am.

I just don't have TV on. Like I'm almost like more engaged. with like my partner i guess we like speak more why am i being so formal with my partner god no i'm like when toby's around we chat more because we don't watch tv as much it's quite lovely actually that is lovely you should really do that it's just sometimes you just want to go back and not talk yeah you know but we have nights off very different to you and jamie you're with together 20 every night toby i have night sauce and it's like i do have like just time to myself to like recharge those batteries and then when you see me you want to chat you've got loads yeah exactly stunning okay dilemma one i love the podcast

and listen religiously every week i was hoping you can give me some advice on a dilemma and i hoped i would never i hoped I would never have to experience. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I've read the first sentence. My boyfriend of four years recently cheated on me.

I was on holiday visiting a friend and whilst I was away he went to a house party and got completely wasted and slept with a girl. Fuck. This really terrifies me.

This terrifies me. No, Toby is not going to do that. It just terrifies me for anyone. Oh right, okay, fine. You think by four years you. It just terrifies me for anyone. Oh, right. You think by four years, you're fully locked and loaded and you trust, trust, trust. I need a bit of background.

Like, how old are they? I know that shouldn't really count, but do you know what I mean? Oh, right. Okay, right. This is, we're getting some details. Sorry. I just am madly freaking out for everyone.

He FaceTimed me the next morning and told me straight away. Said it was the biggest mistake of his life and he feels sick, et cetera. He told me that he will... Oh, fuck. I'm honestly like, I don't know why it's like really affecting me. He told me straight away said it was the biggest mistake of his life and he feels sick etc he told me he will oh fuck i'm honestly like i don't know why it's like really affecting me he told me that he will understand whatever decision i come to but that it meant absolutely nothing to him and he realized that he thinks he has some deep-rooted issues that he needs to be that needs to sort out he thinks he can prove him prove himself worth my while and that we can

continue to have a happy life together we have honestly the happiest relationship up to this point and nothing like this has ever happened before we live together practically our entire relationship and he is my best friend i love him so much i can't imagine my life without him no i feel really sad we've even spoken a lot about marriage and it was on the cards from him to potentially propose this year i'm 26 he's 28 i've also always maintained that cheating would be an absolute deal breaker so i'm worried i'll mug myself off of off if i stay my heart is telling me to move past this as i absolutely as i honestly cannot comprehend living my life without him do

you think it's possible to move past something like this this is honestly my worst nightmare and i'm utterly heartbroken like i feel that i I feel- I feel sick for you. I really feel for you. I feel like I should be telling you to walk away and look, perhaps you should, but I think you need to understand. I would not be with him for now. Like you both separate yourself, but I would understand what happened

if he said he's got problems. Like why? I don't understand. It doesn't really make sense. Like I personally wouldn't be able to forgive that. I would not be able to forgive someone having sex personally. No matter how like I personally wouldn't be able to I would not be able to forgive someone having no matter how much I love them I think I would I would resent them forever yeah and I would think about it every time they tried to kiss me and like it was just

like how does that happen there is I think 100 choices that you have to make to actually sleep with someone yeah you kiss them you kiss them there's however many kisses that you do there's a decision of taking all of your clothes off there's a decision of actually oh no no putting your penis inside another person there's a decision of maybe putting a condom on taking it out of the wrapper do you know what i mean it's a decision to keep on going decisions before you even get the way into the vagina to me it's it's not a mistake it's a full-on choice and i think it's like it just seems very strange if they were so happy like what could have possessed him to go to that level like that

to me doesn't feel like he was happy I know that perhaps you were happy but potentially he just hid something very well like that maybe he is 28 maybe you're getting married and maybe you know you were talking about proposals and he thought pan panicked. I don't know. I personally, for peace of mind, would have to hear him out and really get to the root of it. But I would consider that this is hard to get over and that potentially you may not get over it and it might be easier to walk away.

Yeah. Harder initially, but better in the long run, probably. Do you want to be with someone that can do that to you after four years of being together and like really look inside yourself like there's no harm in always like trying to make it work and if you don't make it work you tried but i i know that i probably couldn't make it work like i don't think i could get over i couldn't get over that four years no

no no not sex i just it's so weird he called her as well like it does seem like he made a genuine mistake but that's not a mistake that's just it's a choice it's a choice decision it's not like someone like fell over and fell onto your lap and by accident you could pet their cheek or like you know like a kiss sometimes you get linger not me but you know i can imagine people like talking something happens and then you pull away yeah yeah yeah this is like a very different story ultimately it's down to you whether you could get over it but I am concerned that you are very young and you have your whole life ahead of you like do you really want to have that at the beginning of a relationship lingering over you for all these years no no no I think that you need to i personally my advice to you would be to walk away it will be fucking hard because it's

just come to such an abrupt end and it's almost unnatural because you haven't started to fall out of love there hasn't been problems in your relationship where you know it's coming and yada yada yada it's just a heartbreak also it's like such a gut-wrenching like thing in your stomach when you can when they've slept with someone else such a shock such a shock I would for peace of mind have to find more about it although maybe I would just be like see you bye you're done because I think that is quite what I would do me too I also think like finding out what else is there to find out they've had sex like how is knowing more details about it gonna make you feel any better and like he's probably going oh I felt anxious or you know I was worried about like committing or something.

But like that's bullshit. Everyone has situations like you're loyal to your partner. He knew that he was going to lose you the moment he did that. And he did it anyway. So to me, that is the worst thing ever. I'm sorry. I'm fucking sorry. But you will get through.

I know it's like it feels like the end of the universe but sometimes people are shits and you know what it'll make you stronger and you you know don't let this affect you going forward trust wise because yeah this is this is on him not you yeah and this is also quite like I would say not unusual because obviously cheating happens a lot but I would say this is not something that happens with people after being together for four years all the time do you know what I mean like don't let this bother you with future relationships if that's what I'm trying to say yeah no exactly and just also you know look at the good times but also you might need to hate him for a while just to get over it yeah and like block him out I kind of want a bit more

like if you could follow up on this follow up with us and like just let us know how you're doing basically yeah but we're sending you so much love

so much love and I'm so sorry this has happened to you okay we've got dilemma two hi girls I have a situation I'm not sure how to fill

I suffer from anxiety and so I got prescribed a low dose of antidepressants I was told by the GP that while the medication settles into my system I may feel worse for a couple of weeks. She was correct as for two weeks I felt like hell. I was crying every day and felt awful. After this passed I feel great though. I've been with my boyfriend for six years, he's 29 and I'm 27. I told him what I was going

through and there were a couple times I called him crying because I felt so anxious. I told him what I was going through and there were a couple of times I called him crying because I felt so anxious. I expected him to comfort and reassure me, but it was like he didn't know what to do or say. He's a very logical person. I felt like he didn't get it. One night, as we said goodnight over the phone, I felt so anxious and asked him if I could stay on the phone until I fell asleep. He replied, no. I felt so alone. That's me. The next day, he said that I wasn't helping myself and I couldn't just expect him to make me feel happy

and me crying was getting him down. It was only a couple of days where I lent him for support and opened up about how I was feeling. Now I'm thinking about the future. What if I ever have postnatal depression? Will I always be going through things alone? Not sure how to feel. Was I meant to just suck it up and go on with it?

Or should he have been more sensitive to what was going on I do think he should have been a bit more sensitive like I don't think there's any harm in someone being like of course I'll stay up with you if you're upset like that's not that difficult I think sometimes boys just don't understand but I don't think that's nice and it's the wrong thing to do I think regardless you feeling anxious if you're just like can you stay out I'm having a shitty night let's just stay can you just stay up on the phone to me all night i feel really crap he should just be like why was he just like no yeah it's really mean it's just mean yeah it's really mean i would just be really open with him and be like that would put me off someone i

wouldn't want to be around them i know like i would not want to be in their company and it also like you're obviously going through a really hard time so i'm so sorry that you the one person who's meant to be sort of your rock is not being your rock. I think you need to just have the conversation with him. He probably doesn't realise. Also, it's very selfish. It's like you're making me feel anxious.

That is very selfish. That's the worst thing you can say to somebody. It's like, well, sorry, what am I meant to do about it? Fucking hell. Sometimes I saw something really interesting and it was like the secret to a marriage is not like both of you giving like 100% all the time or 50 50 that's just not how it works sometimes one person can only give 10%

so your partner then goes right I'm gonna make up for the other 90 yeah you want to pick each other make this work and like that's just what happens in relationship and sometimes if it goes on for a long time then maybe there needs to be like you know like you just need to sit down and have a conversation like okay we're both feeling like this how do we make it work how can i help you how can i support you ultimately it just depends on how much you want to help each other how much you want to be together it sounds like he's pretty selfish to be like oh don't yeah like that's just so not a lot i don't like that at all personally and i think that's gonna make you feel more shit because you'll be like oh i don't know and then like you need to almost like fake not being anxious.

Yeah. I don't like that. I think you need to put yourself first. You're doing like, you know, you're obviously looking after yourself. You went to a GP and look, everything passes. I've had such bad anxiety. So I really feel for you, but it will get better. And, you know, do exactly what your GP does and be with people that you love.

Yeah. But she's saying she feels better now because of the medication, but she's now looking back like, fuck, you were really shit. Yeah, that would make me... So if I get it again, like, what are you going to be like? You want to be with a partner that you want to go to war with, right? You don't want to be... God, Jamie would not want to go to war with me.

No, but, like, do you know what I mean? Like, you can't just be like, oh, you're going to run away at the first fucking, like, hurdle. Like, I'm going through a shit time, you're going to go, oh, you're making me feel bad, but... do you know what i mean like you can't just be like oh you're gonna run away at the first fucking like hurdle i'm going through a shit time you're gonna go oh you're making me feel bad but are you like that's just what yeah like grow up and also like that's just not being a team at all no it's not especially when someone's going through a bad time like that's just not nice it would be very off-putting to me and i think you know just i would talk to him about it and see how he reacts and then make your decision from there but keep an eye out and just put yourself first also sometimes boys can be a bit i don't know it's just

such a generalization but they can just be a bit like not emotionally intelligent so maybe you do just need to really like explain it to him be like if you're going through a bad time like this is what i would do for you and i wasn't really asking for much like do you understand kind of thing yeah i just get a bad vibe from that guy. Me too, I'm not sure about that. You're not helping yourself. We've been together for a long time. Yeah, I know.

We can't throw this away necessarily, but I do think conversations definitely need to be had. The next dilemma looks unreal. Dilemma three. Dirty texts and drunk sex. No. This is like it's going to be written really well. Our housemates are having an affair. Sorry, this is like. Hey girls be written really well our housemates are having an affair sorry this is

like hey girls we've had this dilemma going on in our student house the past few months and following on from your last episode about friendship wanted your opinion slash advice on how we move forward i have lived in the same same mate but student house the past three years but last summer two of our housemates moved out so he had another to move in that we knew through mutual friends one of our housemates let's call her emily had a boyfriend however she very quickly got close to the other only straight housemate for example she withdrew from friendships within the house even the only girl she was friends with before moving in having secret sleepovers in each other's rooms on their own floor we have also caught them holding hands cuddling and even grinding on life no no no no i'm sorry grinding i want someone to do it and honestly it felt like

my child was grinding on a boy i felt ill i was i have to go home i don't know what came over me it's really quite a kinky thing to do yeah it was so great back in the day okay we confronted them both many times and we're told nothing was going on she even came to us crying about what we had said what we had said to them and said i i love my boyfriend nothing is going on i would never do that to you all no it's dark i was only looking out for my friend let's call him max because he had been a close friend to us all and we didn't want him to get hurt as she cheesed on him previously with cheesed on previous boyfriends and had made multiple comments about wanting to be single that's just really awkward like when your friends are both in and they're doing that

in front of where's the boyfriend like how's he not caught on to this we eventually had to convince ourselves nothing was going on on at all as leaving tent as it was leaving tensions within the house however one night we know we shouldn't have done this but we did at a party max was in control of the music and passed over his unlocked phone so we did the inevitable explicit and vulgar messages asking for shower and drunk sex between them not only confirmed our suspicions that they were having an affair but we also found nasty and physical threatening text messages about myself shower and drunk sex between them not only confirmed our suspicions that they were having an affair but we also found nasty and physical threatening text messages about myself what and the girl she was originally friends with what what sorry this could be like a threatening message

the next day we confronted both of them and she broke up with her boyfriend we didn't know if he knows the truth though the conversation with with Max and Emily didn't go well. He was on the defense and she was denying and making excuses. Going forward, little conversations have been had. And although they told us nothing would be happening between them until they moved out, they have been on date nights, family visits and holidays booked between them, but still denying they are together to us. No, sorry, the whole house sounds really toxic.

What the hell? Uni just sounds wild my uni was not like that we were such innocent little ladies like why are they all like trying to kill each other why are they threatening

Massachusetts it's not right we are hurt that our four year friendship with Max has just ended over this do you think situations like this

can be resolved or do you just look back at all the memories as our friendship grouped together with sadness really appreciate any advice. We're not confrontational people

and I've never had a fallout like this in my life. Sometimes people just drift apart. I would just wait until Max, like just be there for Max. They'll break up and then he'll come running back

and be like, what the fuck was that? Sometimes love is blind. He's just, he's acting poor and Max is just getting strung along. He's getting strung along also like,

probably quite kinky. I know exactly what that got, yeah. It's secret. He was enjoying it. She had a boyfriend. He was like, had a boyfriend he was like it was all about naughty yeah i feel bad for the boyfriend jesus i would just be there for that but sorry that girl no no she doesn't sound like a piece of my tea she's she's she's she's not a very loyal girl it's very very odd it's very very strange it's good juicy like it only happens at uni do you know what i mean i was like it's not quite the real world at uni but it is very dark it's like you're putting your adult hold on on her on hold a little bit so you can get away with all this like wild behavior but you've left school so you have the freedom you have the freedom you can literally

just wear pajamas every day i guess in my view the only good thing about it is that they are actually together when they go on holidays together like i would just celebrate them being together but she sounds like a nightmare she does sound like a nightmare i'd keep out of their way but i just wouldn't give too much she's obviously got some commitment so i don't know i mean i would just keep i wouldn't worry about it too much he'll come running back this will last two minutes this relationship it's not going to go on for very long she'll cheat on him he'll realize that she's maybe like she'll get bored if you're not a nice girl and um he'll come running back and be like yeah so sorry and what the fuck that was that happens all the time a lot of people go through rogue relationships

and then yeah then they come back particularly boys i think girls can really get a boy under their wing and they really go on to their side you know what i mean they will like distance from all their friends and just become so obsessed with the girls like certain girls can do that that's what he's doing isn't it yeah exactly wealth simple's big winter bundle is our best match offer yet get a two percent match when you transfer over an eligible rrsp for a fifty thousand dollar transfer that's a thousand dollar bonus. Enough to buy a fancy parka. A ticket to somewhere you don't need a fancy parka.

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No, I think quite romantic. The wine was flowing and after a stop at two more bars, he asked me if I wanted to go back to hits. Drunk on wine and too much sunshine, I agreed. I agreed and we proceeded to his stunning house in the country. Gorgeous. Both filled with booze and lacking in dignity. One thing led to another and after waking up feeling like my head was going to explode,

he rolled over at 6am and proceeded to tell me that this wasn't his parents. Oh, that this was his parents' house. And they were hosting breakfast for the extended family, bloody 12 of them, and that he was going to have to introduce me to them as his girlfriend. That's a bit intense. I don't really mind that. Would you?

Okay. Sorry, after one date? Well, it's not like as bad as him being like, can you get out? At least he likes you. Yeah, and also he's obviously kind of backs himself like he doesn't really care

yeah anyway as the gracious girl I am I pulled on last night's respectful outfit and spent the next three hours unable to leave I choked down a continental breakfast

and tried not to vomit up the previous night's gallons of wine oh god then played balls at 9am with his uncle

and his uncle's new wife while stinking of wine and looking after. Oh my god, that's so funny. Eventually, he dropped me back to my car where I cried all the way home from utter embarrassment and shame. Needless to say, I haven't spoken to him since and shall not be attending that summer bash at the end of the month as requested by his mother.

Oh my god. Yours truly, a very embarrassed gal pal. Oh my god, I think that sounds like quite a nice story. I don't think you should be that embarrassed about it. No no I kind of think that he's got like quite a nice family sweet yeah why haven't we gone on a second date why did you get embarrassed I think you're a great gal I think this just sounds also like it's really nice I also just love he would have been like you need to get out now like you can't meet my family I think he was quite keen on you like he's also like quite cute he had like a lovely house in the country with his family yeah gorgeous

I think that maybe we should proceed with this sorry i know you're not asking for any advice but i'm giving it to you because i like the sound of this family same i think that he sounds like a nice chap he sounds like a lovely chap a lovely chap tiny money messages here we go i asked my husband about the no coming when he first started playing with himself he confirmed that this is true. The first few times he would rub it and apparently orgasm and nothing would come out. He then proceeded to tell me that his first time he actually did ejaculate. He was so absolutely petrified and didn't do it again for literally months.

He was so, so scared. That's so funny. Imagine he was like, what the fuck's come out of my body? No one warns them. You know what's fascinating to me? I'm actually not sure if we disclosed this. Do you remember the first time in your life where you felt some sort of arousal, but you didn't know what the hell it was?

On my foot. It was on my foot. On gravel. It was on gravel in my playground. No, to my safety. No, no, it's a thing. We used to take our shoes off and rub our toes and it does something to there.

Fascinating. I remember I just used to like want a boy in my bedroom, but I didn't know why. And I didn't know, I obviously didn't know what to do or anything, but I was like, why do I, why am I thinking about that? I didn't understand,

but like it was just instinct. I do remember watching Jack Sparrow and thinking like my vagina was tingling. Jack Sparrow? But like my vagina was tingling. Jack Sparrow? But I like honestly was like, what is that feeling? Yeah, it's fascinating.

No one tells you what the hell. Like I didn't understand. I was like really uncomfortable with it. I was like wiggling around. You always feel like you shouldn't feel like that. You're like, I feel bad. I just felt tickly. I was like, oh. It's weird.

Sorry, we're really oversharing, just being honest. Yeah, I really, please God, say no parents I know it's quite Fucked up really isn't it It is odd

But also it's just Human nature Do you think we were six Well I used to sit on Like the hot tub When I was like three That's true And my mum used to be like

Please get off I was a young girl That's a tough story We'll go down in history Okay I think we end it there on that note I'm gonna rate genuinely rate this one

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in this podcast and in a can as she poured it into a glass okay well there you go you heard it from Liz and my trip was tan out tan too gorgeous

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