Wednesdays - 120: He went to get pizza then never returned!

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

Happy Wednesday, lovely lovely listeners!We're back with all the juice, from taking down a guy's 'women empowering' company, to SHOCKING scenes at a wedding (spoiler alert: this girl had a lot more than just her fiancé to answer to). We also dive into that age old question... how should we feel about strip clubs?!This week we tried Avanduri Manavi, a lovely Georgian dry white wine.Rating: 6/10Thanks for listening xThis episode is sponsored by Katie Loxton, the go-to online destination for beautifully personalised handbags, accessories, and gifts!Katie Loxton is offering an exclusive 15% off their new collection for Wednesdays We Drink Wine listeners with code: WWDW15-Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayswedrinkwineEmail: [e-mail]-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @kat.milsomAdditional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just challenge all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help We love giving you guys advice. But as we said. We love giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Hello, everybody. Bitches are back in the house. Welcome back to the podcast. You know, I was also thinking we have to like introduce the podcast every time like nicely because now it's all being filmed.

It's quite scary. It's always been filmed. No, but the whole thing now goes up on YouTube. Oh, no. Well, okay. We're just preempting the fact that i've got to wear a cap because i've got no makeup on and i've got wet scraggly unbrushed hair so i apologize for that and she's having a lovely coconut water and i'm having a lovely cano of water but we're about to pour ourselves a glass of wine no but also guys we keep opening these coconut waters and they somehow are going off and do you ever have guys off coconut water no but you just don't know you don't know the pain that will you will enjoy if you have off coconut water

it's like worse than off milk no off milk is worse off milk's worse have you ever now don't ask me why don't ask me why but once you're actually gonna throw up like this okay so we we had a place in Spain and like me and my sister used to share a bedroom yeah and once I was like scrambling around for a bottle of water

I was really really thirsty and I found one under the bed and I was like obviously I thought it was a fresh one wait no it wasn't pee no

but it had obviously been there from the previous summer because it was right under the bed off water no I've never in my life oh my god yeah yeah, yeah.

Like a stagnant water smell like when it goes like black. No, it wasn't black but I obviously didn't drink a black bottle of water. I'm not that mental but it was, it was,

there was no worse taste. Just like an off nut when you crunch in and get a bad nut and you're like. Oh my God, that's horrible. That's really bad for you. Oh for God's sake,

Melissa, here she is. We need to get this through black body and your system now, jayking, jayking, jayking, jayking. I've probably got Lyme disease. Your hair looks lovely. Look, she got her hair done today and it looks gorgeous.

Had it done last night. Who's this Dylan bloke? Everyone's been posting about him. Everyone gets his hair done. Every black girl gets her hair done. He did our hair all those years ago on Made in Chelsea. Do you remember? It was like Sophie Hammond's event

and we had to wear all of those sparkles all over us and we had those corsets and we went to that weird place in East London that costume shop and no one did my hair I had my own hair done I just had mine

in a painting no no but you're thinking of another one what one? the one where I had a fight with Digby

when you had a fight with Maeve oh yeah and she called me a bitch yeah yeah but no one did my hair oh maybe he was just there

cruising around no he was there doing our hair he did my hair what? yeah wild Dylan the stylist everyone gets him like emily black girl always gets him i always yeah yeah yeah he's so good and i also guys i'm just gonna open it up now and just say it out loud because i've never ever ever put this really anywhere on the internet because i'm deeply ashamed of it but my dear friend emily has told me emily champion sat right here has told me not to be but

i'm going grey. Don't be deeply ashamed of it because everyone's grey. I know everyone's, well not everyone's going grey, but like I felt like because I was going grey from the age of 22, so I was always like quite embarrassed about it. But I'm putting it out there, so I have to get my hair dyed quite a lot to try and cover up the grey. Yeah, but anyway, I think it's quite cool. If I was going grey, I would just let it all be grey. That's because you're blonde and it would look lovely. It wouldn't. I look brown eyed, brown eyebrow girl with grey hair, I will going grey. I would just let it all be grey. That's because you're blonde and it would look lovely. It wouldn't. I look brown-eyed,

brown eyebrow girl with grey hair. I will look strange. I don't think I'm going to go grey. What colour eyes do I have? And what colour eyebrows do I have? Yeah, but it's okay because you're like fairer than me.

Oh my God. You're a faro. No, but wait. I'm not going to go grey. I'm just going to get black pubic hairs on my hair because apparently if you don't go grey,

your hair goes... No, I'm not. I shit you not. goes up quite coarse when you go dark because i keep going to hairdresser i'm like why have i got these dark dark because yeah i dye my hair but my hair is naturally like a mousy kind of blondie i've got these like black pubic thick hairs that is probably the equivalent of you going grey and i was like rip those fuckers off they're curly as hell they can't know it honestly it's deathly out of place

oh my god maybe you're like lately blooming into being a dark haired curly haired girl no I'm just going grey you old hag I am an old hag so grey

I'm an old hag alright cracking up just a quick little update okay also I'm just going to say this has anyone seen the Barbie movie I've had a lot of reviews

I went to the premiere didn't go didn't watch the film didn't watch it heard of reviews but also i'm kind of like the pr that they put into this film is a lot i've got real big gossip go on then i can't tell you i can't but i'm gonna give you a drip so someone i know went on holiday there by the pool this really famous actress or actor comes out and sits by them spills all the tea on every single hollywood star wait what's that guy wolf of wall street you know leonardo de capo it's like the actress or actor comes out and sits by them spills all the tea on every single Hollywood star wait what's that guy

Wolf of Wall Street you know Leonardo DiCaprio it's like the fucking bees and he's like if you're not in with him you're not in with anyone can we also just comment on Brad Pitt

how fucking cool he is he's aged like a five he is just so so cool if I could sleep with anyone in the whole world it'd be him

I never used to be that much of a fan and now I am. He's ageing just so beautifully and he's just a real sexy, cool guy. If Toby Watkins ends up like that, I'm a lucky girl. He probably will. Touch wood. I don't think Jamie knows I'm a human.

I'm right. Toby doesn't either, but you know what I mean. Just the coolness, like the vibe. Oh, just like he's just like got it. He's oozing out of his blood isn't it he's such a sexy sexy man okay so we're drinking a avanduri dry white wine from the region kahiti in georgia whoa it's arabic i think oh my god cool cool i also have something to say about wine okay piece of advice piece of

advice give us a piece of advice so you know how me and save don't know if you guys know this but me and save always say just go for a pinot because it's like cheap and it's dry and it's always just quite nice so when I was in Mallorca one of my family friends was there and she said that she always goes for something called a pic bol de pinot Pinay. It's like middle of the road. It's like a one-up from a Pinot Grigio. Pic-Bull, I've never heard of that in my life. It's called Pic-Bull de Pinay. So it's like, it's a one-up from Pinot Grigio.

It's just lovely wine. It's just like, as we get a bit older, we have a bit more money to spend maybe on a meal. Can we have a Pic-Bull, please? Yeah, so you look for it. It's a type of wine. So you know you can get a Pinot Noir, Pinot Grigio, like red or white. It's like similar things. You get a know you can get a Pinot Noir, Pinot Grigio, like red or white.

It's like similar things. You get a Pic Bordeaux, whatever. You need the white, red wine and it's just a one-off. It's just a nicer version of Pinot. So if you're wanting to impress on a date, try and look for that on the menu. That's a good one.

And it's always like a middle of the road cost. Like it's not too outrageous, but it's a little bit nicer than a Pinot Grigio or a Pinot Noir. And it sounds like the name of what you're talking about. And it does. And it's always a lovely,

like drinkable wine apparently. Lovely. So next time out I'm going to test that theory. Yeah same. Right. Smells quite nice.

Smells like it's a bit me. I think it's a bit of you. Lovely stuff. Nice. Yeah. I feel like I say that about every bloody wine. I know it's hard to have

a wine that's really disgusting isn't it. Right should we just move on to sweet or dry? Yeah, let's move on to sweet or dry. Okay, right. Bad dancing, singing, when out drinking. I think that's funny.

Sweet. I think we all got to let loose and be a bit silly every now and then. As sweet as you like. Like, nothing about that bothers me. No, neither. But I think when you're sober and you're watching someone fucked doing it,

then it can be a bit icky. But I think it's sweet. You got to let loose if like no what I don't really like is like a big really big rugby boat being sloppy like I know what you mean I'm like pull it together hun you're gonna fall on me and break my bones I know what you mean when they're all singing and chanting I don't like a crowd of no I don't like just like sloppy blows yeah neither like pull it together like dance like a crazy person like Archie Reynolds shit at dancing but so funny

do you know what I mean yeah Toby Watkins he throws it back bless him he's not the best dancer Jamie does a little like tango Jamie's quite good at dancing we have to give him credit there

credit where credit's due he's good at dancing yeah he's quite good at singing actually bless his sweet tiny dog oh he's a frustrated like performing arts person yeah writing each other's

spontaneous love letters well Jamie leaves me that we leave notes for each other's spontaneous love letters well Jamie leaves me that we leave notes for each other but like I think that's sweet a full-on love letter might be for me that's maybe a bit much but I think it's sweet I don't think it's I don't think that's right at all I think if you're emotional and you feel like you get your stuff out by writing in a love letter that's quite lovely yeah I'm not like if i i had to sit down and read like a long letter every day i'd be a bit like i'll snore like but leave me a little post-it note lovely there's nothing dry about it it's just not really for me yeah when his mum calls him

her second oh my phone just went sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry when his mum calls him her second husband and then she's in my opinion my opinion, dehydration. Like, is that dry? I quite like that. I love that. Dehydration. I'm dehydrated. Yeah, that's dehydrated for me too. That's like so beyond weird.

That's like calling... That's like being incestuous. I don't like that at all. So my dad's my husband. Yeah. No, I... No, no. That's like my mum calling my brother her second husband. But why on earth is...

I've never heard of that. It's very dry. Nothing about that makes sense. As in like what she speaks it that much. I don't get it or she loves it that much I don't know

it's fucking weird it's fucking weird no thanks right do you want to read that little okay we got it hey babe

listening to sweet or dry are we being serenaded dry dry dry yes we here years ago I was working for a summer in Spain

and had a bit of a summer romance one morning when we were still in bed, the guy just randomly picked up his guitar and started singing a song to me about me. I just lay there awkwardly smiling while becoming completely icked out.

Honestly, did not know what to do about it. Still makes me cringe to think about it. No. I just think if they're so fit, like for me lying in Spain, right? I'm picturing a speedy hot bit of sweat on him some guy picking up their guitar and singing to me with his top off and it's boiling hot sun and he's so tanned and like gorgeous gorgeous looking bloke i'll be like

putty in his hand like it wouldn't ick me out it just depends like how i know what you mean and it depends on the song if he's like you are my love i think it's very scenario if he's laughing doing daisy in the six or whatever it's called daisy jones in the six like him doing it i'm literally potty in his hands yeah i think it's it can be a real vibe if they are like super duper you're super duper into them ultimately they're not gonna be able to do anything that icks you out that much but the thought of anyone singing to me in a guitar toby watkins or whoever who in my opinion is the most beautiful person on the planet it would take me out I just don't I'm not that it out by it maybe that's quite good right anyone wants a serenade so be our guest yes send me a

video okay I'm really excited for this because it has been a week since you've done Dilemmas because I was wearing a Yorker so I've had a little stint in Ibiza so this is the first one in ages and I can't wait okay go go yeah Dilemma one abandoned in a premier inn it's not going to be a good start is it I'll start with some context I met the boy at summer I met the boy at the airport on route home from Ibiza two weeks ago he seemed a vibe and wanted my number and we we texted for a bit the day after we got back. So she met him at the airport on the way home from Ibiza. So they didn't have a summer romance at all. So this is a very quick encounter.

He went away for work and he said he'd messaged me when he got back, which he did. We ended up meeting up last weekend in a hotel, in brackets, which he asked me to pay for along with the condoms no no sorry that's really quite rude actually then we had sex and he said he was going to get some water and some pizza and he'd be back soon and he told me not to fall asleep oh my god i know where this is going we were texting while he was out and he was asking what

flavor pizza i wanted and updating me on the progress of the pizza he messaged saying the pizza was finished and he'd see see me soon then he blocked me on everything leaving me in the hotel and i haven't heard from him since no no no that's a that's a horrible thing my girls and i are obviously fuming he has a small company and big mess and a big message of the company is about empowering women making sure they're comfortable, et cetera. How bizarre. I've sent his business email an invoice for the whole night, but my friends want me to get loads of girls to comment on his business posts,

check how the founder treats women before he tries to empower them. It all feels a bit raw to me still, and I'm raging, and I don't want to act too severely. What do you think? Any advice as well? No, wait, wait. I just don't answer that. answer it so he's like hey we meet in the plane let's go for a date i'll take you to the premiere in on the pound get some pizza so they've had sex and he's gone right i'll

go get some lovely food but why did they did they go on a date or did they just bang into a premiere they just signed in a premiere and i just don't think it's setting off on the right right he sounds like an absolute arsehole and I'm afraid to say it you fell into that trap you fell into that trap and I don't think I mean regardless there's so many airs

to you falling into the trap he's an arsehole that's so bad but you know what I don't get about Boys Right or anyone that would do this but why did he do that

did he not want to pay also but why did he then say oh okay I'll be right back like updating other pieces and then just suddenly go block like why not just be like fuck something's happened i'm really sorry i need to leave why pretend like he's gonna come back there's so there's a lot i feel really like this is really quite horrible like the process behind him is like really fucked up

unless he has a girlfriend and he's like cheating really quite odd i mean look in terms of like taking him down I wouldn't I wouldn't be against it I'd write that on the face I think it's there's no point like what are you gonna gain you're not gonna gain

anything from it but I do agree you can just delete it what I think you should push for is for him to pay you back for the whole evening and for the fucking hotel

because that's outrageous I would just but she can't get hold of him I would just I would unfortunately just like have to laugh at it and be like what a strange bloke as an experience please can you send us a photo of him because I just need

to put a face in it we need some reference I think we write that off as an experience and a lesson learned that we're not going to do that stronger I guess it's true that's quite a wild story it's quite a good one to sell at dinner parties like that's that's actually baffling it is baffling but like what no no no I just don't believe it like so what she was like hello I know did you stay the night the premier did you leave you would have gotten 100 imagine he didn't block her and imagine like something malfunctioned imagine his girlfriend caught him and then she he just had to listen I think what's happened is he was obviously quite into it because you'd met on the plane back or whatever you'd met in the airport home he then obviously fancied you was like yeah let's check but why not be like let's go out for a dinner like the whole

like let's meet up in a hotel sounds a bit that should have been a bit of a ride back yeah I think that should have been a red flag and we probably should have noticed it lesson learned I think in terms of taking him down I don't think that we should bother I think that we just write that off as an experience as we said and just move on just write that off as an experience, as we said, and just move on. Yeah, write that off as a story to tell in years to come. Exactly.

Or now, or whenever you're ready at the dinner table. Yeah, can't write dilemma too. My best friend of 10 years, for context, I should add that we dated for a few weeks in the early stages of the relationship, has recently told me that he needs

to withdraw from our relationship and reduce the amount that we speak to one another. We speak, give or take, once a week for an hour or just so chatting about life updates and to my knowledge it hasn't been an issue 10 years is a long time sorry a long time he recently explained on the phone that his girlfriend has put him in the dog house repetitive times as he accidentally called her my name in a conversation recently in the bedroom. Oh no! Gosh.

But that's easily done. No, no. It's not. Sometimes I'm like, mum, dad, Jamie, Melissa. Yeah, yeah, fine, but like,

having sex with Toby and then accidentally calling him like one of my friends. Imagine me being like, Scott. Like, because he knows

your relationship with Scott, he wouldn't care. I know, but like like i think it would like that would like eventually be like why are you fucking thinking about this person the whole time like it's weird oh yeah it would piss me off this has made me feel super awkward and confused as i'm sure i'm not sure how to go about the this information he said that she's not happy with us continuing our friendship and for respect of her and their relationship him and i should terminate our

friendship he disagrees oh gosh his girlfriend i have met on several occasions and get on so well so she should know that i'm not a threat to their situation what in the world do i do he's one of my most loyal and supportive friends oh that's really sad he's been through thick and thin with me i'd hate to lose him but i can't ignore his girlfriend's wishes that's hard but i think sometimes you just have to respect like that that's what is going to be best for their relationship ultimately that's hard but i think sometimes you just have to respect like that that's what is going to be best for their relationship ultimately that's his future and it's a shame but i mean you know you've just got to take a step back and there's nothing you can do to like claw and fight for that there's just really nothing you can do unfortunately yeah he's a silly boy maybe it's just a slip like a slip of the tongue but he is a silly boy that's really sad

friendships like 10 years is a freaking long time i think it's also the fact that you dated before maybe he's always remained a little bit in love with you oh i just don't like it it's a real shame but sometimes you know people come into our lives and leave our lives for reasons for the good or the bad and look it might not be perfect he might you know he might not end up with this girl or she might be like

do you know what he might be like I really miss her like I'm so sorry there's nothing to it about you and the girlfriend will be like

look it's fine I know you love me but probably the act of him terminating your friendship will prove a lot to his girlfriend hopefully then it can resolve

yeah give it some time yeah but you can't do anything that's really good advice thanks right dynamic three hopefully then it can resolve. Yeah. Give it some time. Yeah. But you can't do anything. That's really good advice. Thanks. Right,

dynamic three. How should I feel about strip clubs? Okay, so this is quite a controversial one. I haven't read it, but like. How should one feel? How should we feel about strip clubs? This is just one,

one to think about for the list. Well, I mean, if Jamie was going there on the reg, I'd be like, you're a fucking parver. On the reg, but let's just're a fucking parther on the reg but let's just see

where this dilemma goes because Toby obviously went to a strip club and has brought the stag and I was yeah on a stag it's so acceptable come on

yeah yeah yeah oh so I've been to them they're normal it's like not what it's cracked up to be my boyfriend and I have been dating for almost a year now

and in very early days he and the boys who are also some of my best friends are all were all in the same friendship group went to a strip club while i was away for a weekend my boyfriend phoned me the next day to come clean because he was crippled with guilt and couldn't wait for me to get home even though he he knew the boys would rip him for it and still do. Wait, what? For telling her? Okay, right. He told me he had annoyingly

paid 250 pounds for two private dances because apparently one wasn't good enough. What the fuck? Boys are such idiots. It's like telling someone something but like

you're building yourself a grave. I know, that's so silly. He explained at the same time he didn't think it was a big deal as it's just a dance but the next day he felt so guilty and he'd... He hated it if I was the one who'd he'd he hated it if i was the one who'd done oh if i was the one who'd done that

he called me and told me the initial reaction was that ah it's fine don't worry then i hung up i thought i'd be one of those girls who just didn't care about that sort of thing but when i got off the phone i felt sick at the thought of another naked woman touching him and dancing on him that is when it's when you actually really think about it it's fucked

no for me the act of paying is really like going towards one thing but paying for two private dances is like that's crossing a line

I'm over it now but I'm still not sure about how I feel about strippers and strip dances on the whole on the whole and I wanted to see

your thoughts on this my boyfriend has since been on holiday with his friends and they've gone to a strip club what is it with this friendship with strip clubs

he went to a pub and had a drink on his own and facetimed me which is adorable but I also don't want him to miss out so my question is

is it just one of those things that is annoying and icky but as long as they're not doing anything shady we live with it listen listen I just think

he shouldn't be playing for private ones I don't really understand why he did that going to a strip club is quite another like going along with the boys with two private dancers

I mean look he's obviously like a sweetie like he went he didn't go and then he faced him I think it's quite sweet god I'm a sucker

but like also really quite stupid and weird that he paid why is it why is the friend who self-stresses strip clubs why did he pay

for private dancers that's just so weird I don't know are we really naive like is this no weird that he paid why is it why is the friend you so stressed strip clubs why did he pay for private dancers that's just so weird are we really naive like is is this no we're not strip clubs i think like if there's a there's a lot of boys in the friendship group that are single and they've done it once or twice and they think it's very funny it's maybe just a pattern that they're falling into and if they i don't know what their age is maybe they would think it's quite fun i don't really know but i think as long as he's going and he knows where the line is don't get private dances you know message your girlfriend like fuck we're in a strip club like i'm hating every moment of it but i'm just there to join it be with

the boys and ultimately let them do their thing because i think singling yourself out and going to you you're gonna like it's always making it maybe into a bigger deal and it might seem like you're not allowing him to go i don't't know. And he might get a bit resentful and like his boys might stand like that. I think his boys might be like, mate, she's so controlling, even though you're not and it's totally his choice. I think you should just be like,

look, I'm fine with you going. This is what I would do. I'm not going to tell you what to do because this is totally, this is quite a niche generation. But I would listen to that. I would be like, I mean, it's fine for you to go,

but obviously you know where the line is. Like if you're getting private dances, that's not okay. Like how would you feel about some sexy boy, like grinding and dancing all over me and me handing him 250 pounds? No. No, paying for it is like,

paying for anything is fucking great. Yes. But go to the strip club. It's fine. And with your friends, ideally like maybe just stop going all together so often. It's a bit weird. Yeah.

But like, if it does come up, you can go, I'm not going to cry about it, but like, do not, do not ever pay for one of them. I do agree.

Or tip them. No tipping either. No, nothing. That's where the line is drawn. I do agree. That is where the line is drawn. Just try not to look at them. Just like have a drink now and talk to your mates.

Mm-hmm. I know it sounds really, this is the toxic side of me talking, but I would almost be like, no, no, no, I wouldn't because he's been sweet about it. Well, yeah. Not do it back but like well you go to a gigolo bar no I would go to magic mike and be like oh my god I had a private dance it was so lol or something I feel like magic mike's quite different it's quite different performance and it's very different I agree but he's also been a sweetie about it and he clearly

doesn't want to be doing it it's just his friends are doing it and he's like yeah but then he obviously didn't want to not do it so much so that his friends are doing it and he's like, oh, fuck. Yeah, but then he obviously didn't want to not do it so much so that he'd pay for it. He didn't pay for it. I think he just like tested it out. I think you've got to give him a chance but just like make some boundaries. Yeah, I think, yeah, just create some boundaries

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Please play responsibly. Right, story time. Okay, right, this is for you to read out. This is my favourite part of the episode. Okay, right, ready? Yeah. My cousin got married recently. All in all, a good good day no hiccups

but everything came out the morning after the wedding after the wedding the party goers went to the bar in the hotel to carry on drinking me and my best friend went to bed at 2am so we missed all of it but one of the bridesmaids boyfriend of nine years engaged wedding paid off married next year had gone home with a man to his airbnb Sorry. This is like one, we've had another story like this. Yeah, weddings are like where people get hangy, frisky. The man had got engaged two weeks prior. After the bridesmaids made her- Sorry, so the man that she was sleeping with

also got engaged two weeks prior. That's sick, that's sick. That's sick. Sorry, what's going on? After the bridesmaids made her disappear in the early hours with this man, her fiance phoned her dad wondering if she had gone home

because he couldn't find her anywhere oh dear no no no wait the fiancé was at the wedding wedding I'm so shook her dad was worried

so he reported her missing to the police shit no no no but no no no so not only did she have to deal with the bride and the groom in the morning after

she had her fiancé her father and the police to deal with too crazy a story not to tell so the fiancé's at the wedding so that's like crazy a story not to tell so the fiance's at the wedding that's like me going oh off to the loo jamie let's go and booking it is wild that is so crazy also really upset me but do you think that's alcohol like what would call don't know that's just obviously you're not like i don't know oh my god have a wild story it's actually like

it's not anything relevant to this really apparently it's like gone into the news and everything recently as well it's pretty scary you know people go to turkey to like get like hair transplants nose jobs boob jobs whatever cheap surgery yeah so obviously you get put under when you have like a surgery like a boob job they're nicking people's kidneys and stuff so my friend's a work colleague um like partner went to turkey to have a boob job and then she was really really unwell for months after they didn't know why

they scanned her she said she got one lung they took one of her fucking lungs wait you know this it's all a thing it's coming it's like a real thing

guys do not go to Turkey and get surgery wait wait wait no no no this isn't okay it's really serious it's like coming out all in the press

like so many people have reported like both their kidneys have been stolen and they're needing a transplant not both their kidneys you can't you can you have to be on dialysis but like you're really ill for a long time you don't know what

that's wrong it's so bad it's so bad wait you know something this has happened something so one of my friends like work colleagues other half it's happened to and it's happened to emily's boyfriend's work colleague some other half yeah i'm sure they go for a cheap boob job they get put under they wake up and they boob job they get put under they wake up and they like obviously think they're recovering

from surgery and they're like not getting better but surely you'd have a scar like down there I don't know how the fuck they do it well no

I don't know if they do it there no but I feel physically sick that is the most disgusting thing that's like human centipede

it's really fucked up and it's happening a lot wild guys just a warning and if this has happened to anyone can they like let us know

because I'm like it's fucking crazy all right what are you rating this that was gorgeous actually i like a dry wine yeah that's a lovely dry white wine from georgia who would have thought okay so what we rating it then i think i'm gonna rate that six just because i've got to start being more harsh with my ratings do you know what i mean okay well it's a six for the Avanduri. It's a cool bottle. It's got like a, I don't know. It's not bad.

It's not incredible. But I've just got to start being more harsh. It's got the range. I literally say that everything's like a seven and a half, which is boring. So I'm just going to be a bit more. Okay, we're being a bit more harsh. Okay, we love you guys.

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