Wednesdays - 122: Stolen Nipples & Craving Single Life

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

Hello tiny winies! Sophie and Melissa are back this week to chat weddings, Love Island & more…Plus, we discuss gym selfies, STI’s from an ex and craving single life. This week we are drinking: Traces Sauvignon BlancMelissa took the wine and rated it 10/10. Thanks for listening xThis episode is sponsored by Katie Loxton, the go-to online destination for beautifully personalised handbags, accessories, and gifts!Katie Loxton is offering an exclusive 15% off their new collection for Wednesdays We Drink Wine listeners with code: WWDW15-Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayswedrinkwineEmail: [e-mail]-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @kat.milsomAdditional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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psychologists and we're not experts at anything in fact we just challenge all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help We love giving you guys advice, but as we said... We love giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Welcome back to Wednesday's VJ Live. Hello, hello, hello. God, that iced coffee's been going for hours. I know, it's making me feel a bit like Shiba.

I'm also so tired. It looks nice, refreshing. I should have gone for an iced coffee. I like to let the ice melt because I like it really weak. Watered down. Yeah. Part of my New Year's resolution, which obviously happened like 20 months ago, is to stop buying coffee out because it's so freaking expensive these days.

Did you know coffee's like one of the most effective things by inflation, guys? Bump that fuel. Because coffee bean prices go up and shit like that. I might just give myself some star quality. And just... Oh my god, they look really nice. You look like Edna Mole. Edna Mole.

Edna Mole. I thought it was Incredibles. No, I thought it was Edna Mode. No, it's Mole. Shut the front door. Is it Edna Mole? I thought it was Edna Mode. Edna Mole. No, I can find it, it's Edna Moleould? I thought it was Edna Mould. Edna Mould.

No, it can be fine. It's Edna Mould. Oh my God, I love her so much. I'm going to watch The Incredibles tonight now. You said that. You know what I also want to watch? I don't like The Incredibles. It gives me an icky feeling.

It really, really does. It's like Emma Dow. It gives me the green man. Like, no. It's all completely different things. It's like a cartoon legend, The Incredibles. Hijack. Hijack, guys.

No, no no wait wait wait we need to go back to this what that you don't like the incredibles that really upsets me don't like it never have the black cauldron chartered film hated it gives me the ick if i never heard of that one we'll go watch it it's honestly terrifying oh my god oh my god oh my god so so scary it's terrifying so if you're nice i'm watching something called um the samurai turned pretty so you've watched it when it first came out i discovered it the other day and sent her a message she's like yeah i haven't watched ages ago but season two is out and i'm like half of season two it's actually really good and the guy is really fit oh my god i know why is it i think

he's young but i'm like he's 25 he's so young he's got such a loof sexy act oh yeah he's gorgeous the younger one's got beautiful eyes but no no, no, no, no. He's always too beautiful for me. Too galley-looking. The older one's just like aloof. And just aloof and mysterious. The girls are not. He's got some issues, but like,

but like he's just sexy and fit and like just interesting. Quiet. And like soft, softly spoken. And also regular. He's a whisperer. He's a whisperer. He's tall.

He's loving. He's just everything we ever wanted. He's everything. Truly, truly wonderful. So you need to get stuck in to see the deezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. But no, I'm also not seeing it everywhere. Melissa, it's been out for ages.

Oh my God, what the fuck? Why have I not seen it before? I'm not in love with a girl. Like, she really does bother me a little bit. She's quite annoying sometimes. Jelly. Belly. I'm like, you could have given her a nicer nickname.

No, I think it's Jelly. It's Belly with a B. And her name's Isabella, which is a beautiful name, or Isabel, which is a sunbeam. Oh, they call her Jelly Bean. Jelly Belly. Jelly Belly, that's it. It makes me sick. I don't like that name.

But you're just jealous because she's getting rid of that guy. Yeah, she's got both of them falling at her feet. I know. Oh. I'm going to be brutally honest. I'm sipping on a coffee and I don't fancy trying any of that wine, but I would read out the label for you. Yeah, go on. It looks crispy and cold.

What does it say? It's a gorgeous looking bottle. Alcohol, 11%. Calories, 78. Sugar, 0. Oh, it says sugar-free, 0. Wine. That's gorgeous. Sorry, this is cool. Yeah, we've been set this for. 20% fewer calories than average. It's a Grenache grape,

which we love. Classic pale French rosé. Gorgeous. The fact that it's got 20% less calories, I wonder how... Because it's got no sugar. I would love to compare this

to another bottle. Yeah. So it's also vegan, gluten-free, sustainable. God, how lovely. I'm really excited to try this.

If it's really good, this will be something that I'm drinking in my household. That will be a regular order. It's called Traces, by the way. Just to give you guys a brief update, my sister got engaged actually on Sophie's wedding day. So this is like months ago now,

but she recently asked me to be her maid of honour. Obviously, I accepted. And I have the job of planning her hen. Oh, it's a big old job. It's a big big job i'm quite scared because she wants quite a lot of people on the hen how many i'm not sure if i should say because what if they get uninvited do you know what i mean so um this is just a ballpark figure let's just say around the 25 mark blood people that's a lot of people and we want to go abroad so there's a lot of admin for me to do budgeting the budgeting it's a lot like i feel like i'm planning a a lot of admin for me to do. It's budgeting.

The budgeting. It's a lot. It's a lot. I feel like I'm planning a party that's not for me, but it's got to be perfect. It's obviously for my sister. And it's just, it's quite stressful. I might be stealing the itinerary

from your sister for your head. Just copy it. Just copy and paste. Just copy and paste. It's lovely. It's gorgeous. Yeah, just maybe sub, like add in a couple things,

take a few things away. Yeah, sub in to make some things original. Gorgeous. Maybe we'll go with a different theme. If anyone else has got any sort of ideas for Hens. Tips, tricks. Tips, yeah, write them in. Please, fun games for Hens,

because I've obviously got the same ones that I did for your English one, which I'm going to do. The Mr and Mrs and the Yes, the Bums, classic. The Yes, the Bums was a good one. But then what else is there that's fun and original? Yeah,ums. Classic. The Yes the Bums was a good winner. But then what else is there that's fun and original? Yeah, guys, please, please, please write it and write in.

Yeah, I'll have a little thing too. I should be a pro at this by being my own hand-sider. Also, I just want to talk about this. I know you didn't watch it but apparently there's a lot of beef between Zachariah

and what's his thing? Molly and Katie. I was originally really rooting for Katie and Zachariah I thought they were the most stunning couple ever

quite upset it didn't work out but him and the new gal look quite the blonde girl Molly look quite sweet together I have no idea who they are they seem quite sweet

um he's a stunning stunning man I don't agree I saw him and I was like dry as fuck not gorgeous looking

but like his personality he's not Luke Abish for you we have such different types no luke oh god get over it you loved it luke abish luke abish had a really funny personality but I'm over that I've seen it done it no I haven't done it I haven't seen it oh god you've been in here for a long time and I'm hot as anything and i think i'm losing the plot anyway washing each other in the shower having a shower together oh sweet gorgeous look i with all relation i've just no boys ever let me get in the shower with her i don't think you should admit to that why is that am Am I on a trip? Because you stink. No, Jamie. I have no idea why. I bet they would. The thing is, though, it's not like...

I don't want to come in, like, in a sexy, creepy way. But I'm also not sure I'd love a boy. I haven't showered with Toby in ages, but I think we did a few times when we first got together because it's, like, quite sexy vibes. I don't think it's dry, but I don't love it. Like, I want to shower and wash my shower. No, I'm like, I need to, like, get in all the nooks and crannies without you being around. I don't want to shave my but I don't love it like I want to shower and wash my shower now I'm like I need to like

get in all the nooks and crannies without you being around I don't want to shave my legs with you being next in the shower I don't want to wash myself with you like watching like

I'm just natural also have you watched a boy like wash themselves like deeply I'm like maybe I should leave this just looks a bit intimate for me

to watch you doing that yeah but yeah there's a full routine they have to get in all the nooks and crannies and there's so much hair oh no not with Jamie there's so compared to a girl there's a full routine. They have to get in all the nooks and crannies. And there's so much hair. Oh, no, not with Jamie.

Compared to a girl, there's a lot of hair. There's full on pubes. Not hating on girls who have pubes, but there's a lot of stuff to wash. It's just more admin. Yeah, we've got less to wash. Less things to lift up and manoeuvre. Yeah, it's quite straightforward.

It's like dab, dab, dab. You know what I mean? But I don't think it's dry. Their mum is personal chauffeur i was gonna say dry i'm really sorry i just think that's really like poor mom i don't i just think yeah dry it's not making me sick to my stomach but like learn how to drive i totally agree and also just like the mom no like come on you know what i also think it's age dependent If we're under the age of 17, fine. If mum's okay with it, fine. I think it's a bit dry, bit lame.

But I do think it's a bit dry. Right. Flexing in the mirror at the gym. Dry, dry, dry. Dry, then you're dry. Just Sahara does it. We know some people that do that and it's unacceptable. We're going to have to beat their names out.

Marsden Zetter, must stop. Stop. Charlie Redfish, must stop. Must. The gym selfies. No one wants to seeage must stop. Must. The gym selfies, no one wants to see it. We get it. You lift weights.

Sick for you, good for you. It's the flexing of the muscles like, it's just, there's a mirror in every gym. Just refrain from like, videoing yourself.

We don't, yeah. It's just gross. Dilemma one. Hey girls, here's my dilemma. My ex broke up With me a few months ago

And For the majority I've been fine As I didn't come As it didn't come As much of a surprise As we had drifted apart A lot

However I have since Gone down That he's given me An STD An STI STI Isn't that the same thing?

Yeah That's not right The dilemma Bit Is I have now been seeing this new guy he's been lovely to me and treating me very well but i've been putting off sleeping with him slash staying over due to the fact that i have been and now the doctor's treating the sti as they can't seem to get rid of it and i would never want to risk giving him anything what the fuck is it i thought that's how you just take antibiotics.

It goes. I think herpes is with you forever. Or genital warts. They're both with you forever. Am I right? Chlamydia you can get rid of. I sound like I've had it every single last year. I haven't.

But I'm just well-knowledged. So all I know about herpes is it's kind of like cold sores. It's only infectious if you've actually got one. And you only really get one if you're really ill. It has now been almost a month of seeing this new guy but i'm not sure how much longer treating this is going to take but i also don't want to tell him what's going on in case he'll think less of me he hasn't been putting any pressure on me to stay over but it's got to the point now where i'd like to thanks for you okay right listen over to you i would not be telling him firstly i'm sorry i've

written i wouldn't just at this stage but by the way i've got the clap like i'm not just gonna say that no i think work out whether you can have sex with him surely your sti doesn't stay with you forever and if you've got herpes that you still can have sex with people you have to put condom on isn't that what no it's skin to skin i think it's not like because if let's say it's on her leg hip which i don't think it would be but let's just say it is if you touch it on someone else's hip that's not going to help with having a condom on is it i don't think you should tell him i would wait for the treatment to be over i would maybe be overseen and i think you should just maybe say look i've got some issues with i'm coming up i would just make up a white lie which is really bad to encourage i would say something like

i'm in the process of changing my pill and i'm on my periods really light the whole time and it's really annoying and i would like for our first time to be when i'm not worried about that because it's just not ideal yeah i would just make up a really small white lie like that until it's all treated and you're safe and you're ready to go and you're feeling good and confident yeah i'd also get advice from the medical team because they could be like you're free to go and then're feeling good and confident. Yeah, I'd also get advice from the medical team because they could be like, you're free to go and then you could just keep on going. Keep yourself updated on it.

Also, you're a month. I think surely we've only got two more weeks left. I'm trying to understand what this is, but I think that I would just tell a really small white lie. Yeah, so would I. I don't think I would say straight away before you've ever had sex, look, I've got an infection.

I just wouldn't. No, absolutely not. I wouldn't i just wouldn't absolutely not i would avoid it at this stage i agree i agree but i know nothing to be about at this point i think that there's some things that are okay if we just keep to ourselves yeah just you know you don't have to share all your exactly right dilemma two i wanted to ask your thoughts on feeling like you might want to break up with your boyfriend and even though the relationship is absolutely fine and he hasn't done anything wrong i am finding myself in this position that i am in a five-year relationship and i cannot help but question it he's perfect in every way loyal caring kind honest but i feel like i look at other men sometimes i crave to flirt

with them and crave to be single i don't know if i'm completely fulfilled i don't know whether it's a grass is greener kind of feeling or not but i'd love to hear if you've had these feelings before to get some perspective on my own over tube rash so as sophie knows i've had this before and it was the best thing i ever did breaking free like you start thinking about sleeping with other people you look at other people out yeah you know when you have that weird craving when you're single you're really excited to go for a night out because you're like oh who's gonna be there and you look around yeah that's not right it's exciting but i obviously had it when i was in a relationship and again there was nothing wrong with the relationship as such he was very lovely

he was very loyal he was kind he was caring yada yada yada but there was things missing so when things aren't necessarily wrong it doesn't necessarily mean that they're really right either yeah you don't want to be vanilla you can't be vanilla if you're having these thoughts and feelings fall out there babe the grass will be greener you need to be some somewhat excited in life and yeah say though though five years you do have a dip right so things aren't as exciting you're rich for sure oh god don't say that I've got the itch to come man right but the problem is you even if you like things are a bit like vanilla you shouldn't fancy other boys like you shouldn't want to flirt. Yeah that's a step too far I think wanting to flirt. When you're thinking of other boys it's like you're kind of checked out hun. Yeah you've checked out it's really hard when no one's done anything

wrong to break out of it yeah because you're like trying to find the reason you're like but everything's right and then you look at a relationship where like let's say i don't know the girl's like cheated or something and you're like oh i'm so lucky well we're both loyal to each other or something but then that doesn't necessarily mean it's the right relationship to stay in i think you know what you've got to do i think you've got to you've got to give. I think you've got to, you've got to give yourself the break. You've got to give yourself the chance to explore. You've got to break free. And if,

you know, you're going to have a really fun time. I feel like you're already mentally a bit single. That's the problem. You have checked out. You're mentally there. So when you leave, I don't actually think you'll be upset.

Right. Next one. Dilemma three. Am I in too deep into the lie? Am I too deep into the lie? A couple of weeks ago, we had a new girl start. I start work in a team who I work super closely with. She's super lovely and we get on really well.

A couple of days into her working here, she started talking about her boyfriend more and more, calling him by his name. It's an incredibly common name, so I don't even know what made me think. But I new her on Facebook and saw her boyfriend is my ex I didn't say anything but I thought because she just started talking about him more and more often maybe she knew I was with him when I got my current job and he knows where I work so I thought maybe he'd have told her his ex worked there if it was me and my partner got a new job the same company as my ex I'd definitely tell them yeah 100% you'd be like oh gosh she knows where my ex works she knows I haven't said anything to her because I just didn't think it was necessary but I'm in a relationship myself now and I'm happier than I've ever been if anything it's so nice to know he's

with someone so lovely and someone so much more suited to him than I ever was see that's how this is how you should look at your ex yeah that's how i look at my ex the more the more we work together the more she speaks about him she's since shown me photos slash videos of him and even talked about things that have happened to him why have you not just told her and could only be about one person hold on hold on hold on we know it's him we know it's Each time I've acted like it was a brand new... Oh my God. Each time I acted like it was brand new, even though I knew...

And I didn't know him, but I feel like I'm way too deep in now to say anything. I thought it would be fine to just carry on acting on the wiser, but the past couple of days she's been distant with me. So I'm wondering if she knows now and thinks it's weird I didn't say anything. But no, you're not too deep in. You have to tell her.

You're literally no. I don't want it to be awkward because I really like her and get along with her well. I just don't want her to think badly of me and what your thoughts and what do you think I should do. Situation, right, just tell her. You have to, for me, I can do it face to face.

What I do, not text. I do a voice note laughing and be like, look, I am really embarrassed. I don't know why I've got myself so deep into this. I just felt awkward. bit face to face what i do not text i do a voice note laughing be like look i am such an idiot i'm really embarrassed i don't know why i've got myself so deep into this i just felt awkward be like at first i would lie about the facebook stalking be like at first i had no idea it was him then you showed me a video i was a bit like caught off guard and then didn't and then felt like it was then too awkward to say something i'd be like because i really like you i just didn't want to make anything awkward between us and just you're like i feel like she'd laugh about it she definitely knows yeah she knows that for sure especially if she

has your number or something because then she would have been like whatsapping he would have looked after the show and been like oh no that's my ex-girlfriend no he's bitter me something's bitter me something's bitter me can you see that guys it's like a white lump on my hand it's all red around the edge spider sorry sorry sorry up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's more important. There's something going on in this. It feels like we're in the even desert. Even desert.

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tiny whiny messages hi girls, girls. Stripper here. My name is Alola, and I've danced for five years now. I've just listened to your last episode and wanted to give you a bit of a different point of view on strip clubs. Oh, my God, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. We're so ignorant.

Firstly, going to a strip club but not paying for a dance or a tip is honestly the worst thing to do. Strippers aren't after your boyfriends. It's our job. It's commission only, and we pay to be there we pay to be there so customers entering the club and not paying for dancers or tipping is the worst it's like going into a cafe and drinking tap water oh my god so true we're ignorant so true but i'm not looking at it as if like the stripper is trying to steal our boyfriend i'm looking as if like i just don't want my boyfriend doing that well then

my boyfriend just shouldn't go to a strip club yeah just shouldn't go to a strip club. Yeah, just shouldn't go to a strip club. We'll stop there. Let's just be honest. We don't want them going. Okay, we changed our minds. No strip clubs are allowed for boys. And look, Lola, I respect you. I think you're wicked.

I think every single dancer out there is great. But I'm just a drannous bitch. And I'm sure you've got a gorgeous body and you dance very well. And I don't want that competition for me. That's where I'm coming from. Yeah, I just don't want someone else grinding on my boyfriend no but they're dancing for them it's they're dancing they're doing a job from their point of view it's so different but from the boys point of view they're not looking i can go what talented girl they're

going fit yeah they're like got some beautiful booty in my face yeah and then they're going home and coming back to me he can't dance with shit. I'm expecting me to do a strip club. Yeah, I also just don't think Toby would like the fact like some really sexy, like naked man dancing all over me. She just comes out of jealousy

or not really. I also just, I actually am looking at it from a perspective of loyalty. I kind of think it's crossing a line in terms of cheating. Well, she said, I'd be more concerned

if my boyfriend was visiting late night clubs full of drunk girls who will not think twice about taking your boyfriend home and doing god knows what in my experience street clubs

are professional environments with girls who are absolutely amazing kind and caring we talk a lot about feminism and equality I think this message has somehow got lost

no I so hear what you're saying but I'm not thinking it's you girls I'm thinking it's the boys yeah yeah yeah the boys are worried about it's never you girls.

Ever. Ever. That's not where I think what we are. We miscommunicated that. Yeah. Okay, look. So where we got it wrong is we were saying like, they can't go in and pay for one,

but that's actually so disrespectful to the girls who are working. Like they can't just go and window shop. Selfish pricks. So if you go pay your money, because because they're working it's like going to a restaurant and not paying the waiter cosmetic surgery horror stories oh my god by the way after i said that on the podcast this woman like dm'd me no and was like the person that um you're talking about in that story can you please send me their number because i'm doing a

documentary on this. So basically like all these people having like their organs stolen basically. I can't bear it. I was just listening to the latest episode where Melissa mentioned about the people getting work done in Turkey and finding out that they had lost

some of their organs and been really ill. I saw on Twitter this girl I know that posted about her work friend going to get a boob job in Turkey and they told her not to take the bandages off for three weeks. I actually cried. When she flew home, she couldn't wait to see, so she took the bandages off.

I was it. She had stolen her nipples. I just don't understand. That's not funny. That's really upsetting. For what reason? She tried reporting them and going back, but the place she had done it was empty and the authorities told her it happens all the time and people should be more careful honestly she thought she thought of being under anesthetic

and things like things happening makes us seriously anxious so so so crazy okay well i think moral of the story let's not go to another country to have a cheap surgery like you just don't know it could happen in england what the fuck none of this is happening in the UK. This is not happening in the UK. I heard, so Maya, our lovely, lovely producer

told us that she did a bit of, you know, research on it and she thinks that they're stealing the nipples for ladyboys.

But Ben have nipples anyway. But maybe we have different aiolas or what are they called? Arial. Oh my God, yeah, they have nipples anyway.

That makes no sense. But they're quite small boys' nips. Girls are a little bit bigger. It's not right. It's not right. What the fuck are they doing with someone's nipple by nipping someone's nipple? I picture the surgeon having like a book of all his,

like, patient's nipples and flicking them every now and then. Just a memento from every surgery. It's honestly like something out of... Couple bellends, couple nipples. Oh my God. Oh my God, no, it's horrible. Disgusting couple bellends couple nipples oh my god disgusting so the story goes on

my partner's dad his work colleague went to Turkey for a hair transplant and he was told he needed to be put under this that's a lie

you never have to be put under a hair transplant apparently he presumed this was normal procedure as you would however they took his kidney

whilst he was under yeah I've heard this so many times that's just so awful you're probably thinking, well, where would the incision be? Surely he must have known. Well, it turns out

they actually go up through your scrotum. Apparently once it is... Rectum. Sorry, rectum. Apparently once it's deflated, it can squeeze through quite a small incision.

No, I'm actually sick of all of this. As you can imagine, he was truly unwell and having pain and blood from his bottom. He went for a CT scan to find out his kidney

had been stolen. That's actually a really fucking serious thing. The scariest thing about all of this is that there is literally no way of him knowing or realising this

because there was no incision, no evidence. Hugely terrifying. I'm actually feeling sick. Like, I urge everyone who's gone to Turkey and had...

Anyone going abroad for cheap surgeries, I just wouldn't. I don't think it's worth losing an organ. I'm sorry, but if my nipples got taken... Okay, right, nipples isn't life-threatening. That's just fucking weird. Have your kidneys taken. They'll have to be on dialysis the rest of their life.

That's really fucking serious. They could die. And also some man opening up his balls his his arsehole and whipping through no it's so wrong on every level it's so what it will be it will be it will be local this is my assumption local rich families that need like an organ donor so they're like paying surgeries to like take organs from people coming over from the uk or other countries to have these surgeries i'm sick to my stomach about it. Oh, I really am.

It's kind of like the Range Rover stealing thing. Like someone steals a Range Rover, but it's already been ordered from someone else. It's all new to me. The black market's a wild, wild thing. The dark web. Okay, on that note. On that note, I feel, before I go to the spa, I feel like I want to just go. Sorry, I don't think that was the most positive of episodes.

I want to put like a padlock or like I'm going to get like an apple tag on like every organ of me so that if ever an air tag yeah yeah yeah if ever I pass out or like get concussion

no one's stealing any organs from me I love you guys thank you so so much for listening we haven't tried the wine I haven't tried it but it looks phenomenal

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