Wednesdays - 132. The Best EVER Sophie and Melissa Moments 🩷

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

You asked, and we delivered…This week, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with a special compilation of your favourite Sophie and Melissa moments!From Sophie’s iconic poem reading to Melissa, to their wonderfully unconventional turn-ons (who knew calling a cab could be so attractive?) and the infamous Chuckney realisation - there’s so much to relive. Get ready for all the chaos, laughs, and moments that made us fall in love with this ICONIC duo.Enjoy the episode x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, tiny, it's actually crazy to think Sophie and I've been doing this podcast for nearly five years now. So this week we've put together a compilation of some of your all-time favorite moments. From Sophie's iconic poem reading to my infamous Chukney moment, it's all here for you to enjoy. There's laughs, chaos and even a few tears along the way. So whether you're a tiny who's been here from the star or you've just found us, we really hope you love this trip down memory lane.

Love you guys. We are back and we are back and let's all let you know. There's always a sing-song that comes out a little bit. I know. Also, can we should do it? Sophie's ability to, like, just riff poems. It freaks me out, and I would love for you to do one for me one day. Okay.

I can do one today. Because I don't know what happens. When I watch, I'm like, it's so good. I'm like, she's definitely rehearsed that. It's where my life happens. I just don't get how it's so good. Oh, but I'm so jet lag today. Right, should I give it a go?

Yeah, yeah. Melissa Tatum, you are the greatest friend, and you definitely know how to bend. But when you drink coffee, you sometimes get a bit Toffee. This is really bad. Toffee. And you like to dance.

You definitely know how to dance. And you love your boyfriend Toby. Even though he sometimes can be a bit of adobe. You eat very healthy, nutritious food. And you are such a cool dude. I love you. You're the greatest friend. Don't ever forget to stop bend.

Stop bend. That was so good. Sorry, if we gave her an answer. She'd be like writing like books of poetry. Pinky Studio me by the way. Sorry, you're so good at this. I can't get over it. Did you do it?

No, I'm being deadly serious. I did. Yeah, that's why. This memory will stay with me forever. Okay. There was a school near us called, I won't say the school, but it was like a mixed school. And they had one of their parties. You don't know when schools did parties.

Okay. We're at two girls school and she's like, we've been invited. Sorry, have you used all these brushes? I know because they're not. The waters are. and wash it away. So I've used one brush. Yeah, but it was a masterpiece.

I went to go and grab another one. Oh, eyebrows. I must get the eyebrows on. That's why I'm really not using. Okay, so anyway, so we're at my house, and she goes, we've been invited to the school park disco by this boy, the same boy with that obsession.

This is like two years before. The obsession was quite exciting. And I'm like, are you sure at the time thinking, like, I'm not sure another school would invite us to like their school one. Oh, no, no, no. And she's like, I promise you, we are. So we get my mom, we get dressed up in my sister's clothes because like we don't have heels and stuff like that.

And we get my mom to drive us to the school. And as we're driving in, I'm like, are you sure? Like, has he texted you back? And she's like, he's not texted. Oh my God, no start. He's not texts me back. And she's being a bit sketchy. Anyway, we get out and like this school is like a big boarding school.

Is he just freaked out of you on there? No, no. No, no. It's obviously like teachers on the grounds. Like who you can't just walk into school. And we're like, hello. And they're like, who are you? And we're like, we're here to see this boy.

And they're like, no, you're not. him. He honestly looks at us and he's like, and he's with his girlfriend. And I'm like, I've never, I almost have mentally brought this to her. My mom, we have to call him. We're like, you have to come pick his art. It's actually, oh, that's really upsetting. But you know what, guys. I feel like, we were just so, we were so desperate. We were so desperate. You were. Love sick. Absolutely desperate. Oh, God, the eyebrows are really hard to do. Have you done them? Yeah. They are hard to do. I'm literally just doing it as if I'm putting makeup on you It's really quite fun

He's gorgeous cheap thing I've given you some quite Bushy and high eyebrows Perfect There's a trend at the moment It's called bush in a bikini The landing strip Fine

Yeah that's your vibe Isn't it? I strictly shaven But Jamie really likes Okay can I just debrief Because I'm going to tell you guys She's just completely out of I was trying to subtly

like to scoot around that. Look. We go for instructions, right? Whatever Toby wants, Toby gets. You know what I think it's very classy. I think it's very classy. What isn't classy is, I'm going to just say it.

Yeah, tell me. When you fucking have had laser like I've done. There's a tiny patch that no matter how much you laser, it just doesn't go. Oh, it just stays there. So because I forget, it's always shaven than that. Oh shit, that's not fun. That's not fun.

And Jamie's like, what is that? He's like, oh, it's back. No, really. But I can't really see it because it's like in an area that I wouldn't see. Right, let me also just say, trying to shave as a girl, there's a lot of like nooks and crannies to work around. It's not a piece of cake. Let me tell you that.

It's a real pain. It's really, is a pain. Laser really does change the game. And that's not good when your boyfriend likes a landing strip and you've had a lot of laser. Let me tell you guys it's a struggle to get that. What is it? strip and tad. It's a pathetic excuse for a landing strip, I'm being honest.

It's sparse. Right. Should we do a reveal then? I'm really proud of mine. Guys, ready? Three, two. Oh my God, mine's fucking uncanny. My's uncanny.

You give upy. Why you're so across? Sorry, mine's so good. You're so, so, so, so long. Why do I have huge boobs? Why is my nose in the middle of my face for a start? What's up in the gap between my nose and my mouth? Your nose is in the middle of your face.

You do have a lot. mine's right touching my lips. She wanted to accentuate my long, long, long, long nose. Are those proportions are perfect? What the fuck? I've got, I'm so ugly. What? I think it's so...

That's really pretty. I don't know what anyone's kidding themselves. That is... Oh yeah, yours is rubbish anyway. The hair's giving very flat. Willis would be very upset. Yours is flicky. That is really good hair.

That is what my hair is like. Look at that as well. Yeah, that is good. There's the flicky. She's got the flicky messy. And look how small the noses is and the lips are like so overdrawn. Like just round, round it. Mine are very defined.

Yours are gorgeous. We don't love fat Cupid's bow. They do kind of look like that. Yeah, you have like the perfect lips to draw. That is what your lips are like. I think that's exactly what yours would like that shape. Also, guys, the cheekbones. I got the cheekbones.

Also, very golden goddessy. I was like, I'm just going to keep her all goldish. With the crop top. Why don't I have a massive boobs in a crop top? I don't know why I just thought in like that is what your alter ego wants. swear. That's the girl who does crazy cause. She would love to have her little tits out and like a cropped

up and veneck the big cross and just how you flicky hair. Like be honest, would you think they're actually really good? Because I do. Christmas morning we wake up my dad and my brother and I always go for a Christmas morning ski and mum's downstairs

so we're all getting our ski bits together then we have a gorgeous breakfast with like bucks fizz. Heaven. Scrambled eggs make something. And then we get it. for a morning ski and there's no one on the mountain because no one skis on Christmas Day so it's like the best time to ski it's stunning

heaven it's really nice then we come back mum's basically done everything she's looking gorgeous and her like glitzy out the heels the whole thing same as yours amazing and then we all have lunch and then maybe we'll open some presents and then we might have a snooze oh no then we walk the pot then we walk the dog

then we go watch James Bond and then we have normally like cheese and like chuckney in the evening chukny Chuckney and cheese Chuckney? Yeah, chuckney Yeah, chuckney.

I've been saying you're wrong for life. 27 years of my life. Chats, I don't get. We'll see. Just chut. Someone needs to get me a tissue. No, no, no. I'm dying.

Like, your mum has obviously heard you say. He ponds me the chukny. For 27 years have I been calling it the wrong thing. Please never stop saying it. That's the funny thing. So how are you saying? Chutney Chuckney

I think you're wrong No no no no no Oh my god But wait Toby must have heard you say chocolate Before I'm just dying that people probably Because it's really like mild You can barely hear it

The first time she said I thought You say that right That's probably what people do They'd let me get away with it Yeah they're like That's weird It sounded like she said Chucky

Anyway Do you know what it looks like It should be called Chuckney Chutney doesn't sound right to me If you guys didn't see

on newlyweds Jamie asked Sophie what you thought was an erogenous zone and I think you said it's like a parking zone or something

I thought it was like a no public pathway Right like no people by foot Okay got it got pedestrian only vibe Yes Did you know

I know what it is strictly from friends When Monica's showing Channel Seven Narragina Zones. Right. She goes one, one, four, seven. You do have a good memory and I do.

Oh, yes. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. Seven. So anyway, I was like, I want to teach, or I wanted to play some sort of a game about it because I just thought it's so funny. So I messaged Gleana and I was like, we need to do something about the original zone.

So basically the game is I've got this feather duster here. I have to pick three things in my mind of what I think Sophie's Orogeno Zones on. I'm going to dust them. I know, I know. Yeah. She got one. The nape of the neck, guys.

I don't know whether it's the neck. But anywhere on my neck. I think your neck is gorgeous. A neck, right? That's like general. And you know what? Boys forget about the fucking neck. Don't make.

But when they go there, sometimes you're like, heaven on earth. But they never always forget. Toby just goes straight out. I'm like, you haven't warmed me up. I say the same thing. I'm like, God, you just really like. Just cut to the chase, but it's really annoying. Because I'm like, you just, I'm not in the mood.

And you just. I know. I'm like, it doesn't work like that. I just suddenly I'm zero to a hundred. It's just like, we need to watch the moniker original stones. I'd love to know what was on that piece of paper. Like, what's one to seven. Okay, right, next one.

I wonder if this is right. No. Oh, fuck. Okay, guys, I just tickled like the little, like, nocuffer. No. No. But you're like, you're in an area. Oh, the stomach?

Yeah. Do you not have a stomach being? No. We could try it. You might do. No one's ever done that. Because you know it's like. No one's ever done that

Don't mean that Don't mean that Take it back What do you mean No one's done that As in like they have done that I don't think no I've never had my stomach

Like tickled No it's kissed Or like This whole thing is like just too much My prudish body The third one's quite kinky I don't think I can do it Wait that's it

I've got them wrong So now you can tell me What the third one was No I actually didn't want to Because it's literally so sexual It's the anus No it's inside of thighs Oh yeah quite classic

Classic, right? That's obviously just like near that area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your stomach's also near that area. And your neck's just like so sensitive. There's something underrated about tickles in those areas. I would actually agree with that. A hundred percent. And a kiss sometimes feels like a tickle.

It's a very like tickly feeling. Sometimes I'm like, ah. Ooh. Oh, God, this whole thing. Am I doing it to listen to that? Right. Okay. I'm scared.

Okay. Anus. No, my gosh. Anus. No. No. I think it is. You've got to be really honest him,

so it's a real... No, I can't. I actually can't. We could get Toby on throwing out the triadet. Okay, right. What were the other ones? I mean, obviously, but that's not like something that's a fave and erogenous. Okay, I think, maybe...

Yes. Boops. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Huge. What, like kissing or holding. This is too much.

I don't like that. I actually don't love a booby. Yeah, so booby to me. God, sorry, are we witnessing that? I just got two out of three. You didn't, the bum is not actually one. It's not. Okay, I'm going to go with...

You can't just go and, like, grope someone's bum. You're like, woo, you turned on. Neck was the one I just went for. Yeah, neck. Love the name of the neck. Nape of the neck. Boops. You know what?

The lower end of the stomach, which was something abdomen, what did they call it? Oh, that's quite nice. I guess, sure. Neck, we've done. You know what? I'm going to say there's a point of like importance with all of the orogenous zones and I think that's where the problem lies. Yeah, you need to dip into each one.

You need to go over each one. I'm going to share something with you, which is actually really positive because I feel like all we talk about is like icks and like things they've done to annoy us. He actually does this one thing that like is a turn on rather than an ick as such. I'm not saying it turns me on, but it's a turn on. Okay. You know how people are like, oh, when he like leans back and like reverse this with his hand on this. thing. I found one for Toby and I'm not, I don't want him to know that I, that I think it's super

fit because it always like, I feel like I'm boosting his ego too much. When he's like gathering on his like, this is really weird camera equipment, he sometimes puts, he's holding loads of stuff. He'll put his like SD cards or the memory thing in his mouth. And I don't know what it does. And he's like doing stuff and I'm like, I couldn't find you any more sexy if he tried. the weirdest thing ever and he's just mincing about with his Pelly case and all these cameras and there's an SD card in his mouth

and I'm like, give it to me right now exactly what you mean I've seen that sort of shit happen before and it does... It's so weird. It's something like, it's just really masculine for some reason. Yes. It's really masculine. I'm trying to think of like other things like... Why is it so much? I don't know.

I find Jamie attractive weirdly when he calls a cab so bizarre he's done that ever since I've known him he uses three fingers and he goes in the middle of it's really odd and you're like oh get back in the house mark out whether that was like the first time I was dating him he kept doing it it's very like manly

like you know he's calling three fingers you'll see it he actually does it when he like says thank you if he's passing a car like he uses three fingers I think I can imagine him doing that because I really like his hands yeah so it's like really any gestures you're like What other things? If boys wear a cap.

Sometimes Toby, when he wears the cap backwards. Oh, yeah, game over. Oh, you're really cool and fit. Yeah, the cap. Cats are really big. I just don't tell him that. Also, like, in a meeting or, like, in a situation that I'm uncomfortable in and he's just never uncomfortable.

I'm like, oh, thank God. You know, that's really attractive. Yeah, like, social comfortfulness in their presence because you know that they're just so good at, like, holding the fore and, like, being cool. And I feel like Toby and Jamie very different, but always like, Toby's always just like very good in social situations and like cool, calm and collected and like friendly and like everyone loves him. I will say one other thing that I think is really attractive is when Jamie's just a boy, like it's a bit similar to like why we thought Casey was jokes. And the same with Toby, like there is nothing feminine in the sense. Like if we're bitching, right, he's just like and I'm like, I love that.

Like if he got in and like started bitching about like Sometimes he'll try and act like He's entertaining it or like interested But like if he really reveled in it I'd be a bit like I'd be a bit like, eh I went on a holiday with some of my friends

a couple of months ago and met a group of boys we got on really well with Turns out one of them was absolutely my type and I really fancied him Oh how fun One thing there to another And let's just say we had a fun trip

God there's nothing better There's fucking nothing better than meeting group When you're sitting and be like Thank God there's some of it Someone in the group When they're all bum out, you're like, oh. No, no, it puts me in a foul mood.

Not that I'm looking for that now because I'm obviously in a relationship. But when I was single, it would put me in a foul mood. And I'd be like, I'm going home. I'd be like angry at my friends. I'd be like, there's no one fit here. Same. Such bad fault. I remember I went on holiday with my friend and she had a boyfriend and she was like,

you're really fanciest friend. Got out there and I was like, you're fucking joking. Every day I was like, looking at flies. I was like, you're fucking. I was, we hated each other too. He hated me. He thought I was an, and I hadn't had sex then. We were really young.

And you were female. And she was 16. She kept sneaking off to like this outhouse. And I was like, what are they doing? She was like, they're obviously shagging. And I was like, no, they're not. I was like, no, they're not. Literally crying like a psycho bitch.

I wouldn't even talk to him. Crazy. I'll never forget it. She was like, he's so fit. So you're type. And I was like, you are fucking joking. No, it's funny. You were so feeling.

I literally. I didn't speak to anyone. I was like this whole trip. She was like, you want ice cream? You know ice cream is like the way to my heart. I was like, no. Do you want to go to the beach? No.

It would really upset me as well. Oh, God, what's wrong with us? We're selfish about us, that's what. Yeah, we're just quite selfish. No, no, no, no. It was just, you know. All we can say is we're really happy for you because we know how painful is when it doesn't happen.

So this is excitingly the story. But now I'm kind of different. Now I just get drunk with my friends. But there is a point in your life when your boy obsessed. And that was my point. Me every time I'm single. Is you okay? I've not been single enough, but like, you know.

But you know what it's like for me? I'm like, I need them there. Like if I'm on a night out, I'm like, no, no. Whenever I'm single, I just like, I reuse, I recycle. Me too, but then you get to a point when you recycle too many and you're like, ooh, no. Yeah, I'm a recycler. Okay. I like them new and fresh.

He lives about an hour away from me and came to visit me as soon as we got back home and we have the cutest weekend together. Oh my God. We're getting along super well and I love the way this is leading. Oh shit. Stemming into romantic getaway. So this is the romantic holiday romance. They've naturally like bumped into each other. There was no Tinder hinge.

Yeah. This is a lovely natural meat. Only problem is he's just turned 22 and I'm about to turn 26. Babe, look. Never used the word babe, but babes, it's fine. Babes, it's totally fine. Toby's younger than me, I'm a cougar. Only by like eight months, but I feel you with the age.

I think that's boss. Like, go for it. He's super mature and I feel like because he's out of job since he'd have school and he's got a good career, he acts way older than his age. He's also always aged older girls. Should I cut my losses now and call him? him too young or continue enjoying what was going on. Absolutely not.

That age gap is totally fine. What are you talking about? That age gap is totally fine. Well, that's only like four years. You are... Four years is nothing in the grand scheme of things is really not. I was actually at a christening the other day and there was a lovely, lovely couple sat next to us and their age gap, I think was about four years. I mean, I'd never know.

You can never fucking tell. Four years look so much older than us girls anyway. I think Toby looks older than me most of the time. My brother looks like he's way older than me and he's four years younger than me. He's younger than me, but he does have a lot of the old... He does not look younger than you. Nip tuck and sinking. He doesn't look younger than you, you silly sausage.

He doesn't. Anyway, yeah, you'd never know. And I think if they're matured, then who gets? Four years is actually genuinely, like, it's totally vat. It's not even... Like, that even wouldn't even, like... I think the only thing for us girls is, for some reason, it's obviously a nature thing. Also, it's like, we're always, like, you know, like the...

Oh, are they going to find someone younger? Like, no, no, no. I was going to say us having kids and them not being quite ready for it. so then we wait a bit later for them. But four years isn't enough for that. Like if he's 30 and she's 34, they're still going to be sweet to have kids. Totally.

But there are some people that are quite, so I'm like, I don't really want to be like, I want to be like 31, 31, 32 and I have a first child. I mean, she's 26. How old is she 28? I know, but I think that's the only stigma that comes with the younger thing.

That's what I'm saying. Hang on, that's like me being 28, because I'm 28, going out of 24. Honestly, I'd be like, bo la. I'm totally fine. I don't want to see rock. I genuinely, please don't think it's.

I think it's fine. And you carry on, mate. Honestly, have the best time. Yeah, age will be a stunning, young, and it will be a stunning, young, and it sounds weird, but sometimes the young spirit of a young person keeps you a bit younger and more free and fun sometimes.

Yeah. Age is honestly nothing in a relationship. Love is love is love. Totally agree. Hi girls, here's my dilemma. My boyfriend is constantly tired. Oh my God, it sounds like me. Honestly, Sophie comes in every day.

She says, I just don't feel quite right. Again, today. I was like, oh. I think I'm allergic to my makeup. That's what is. When I don't wear makeup, I feel completely fine. and the minute I do the podcast, I wear makeup and I'm like, I don't feel right.

Yeah, I know. Whenever we meet up without fail, he'll let me know how he's, he'll let me know he's wrecked and let out aside. Oh, boring. I'm wrecked. I know like this, like, oh, I'm wrecked. Yes. Oh, God, how unattracting. If we put on a movie, he's asleep in the first 10 minutes.

What, he's got chronic fatigue. I value quality ties out, so I find it rude how he'll come over and just be asleep. No, I'm sorry, that's such an ache for me. I feel like I'm not spending any proper time with him No, what the fuck? Wake up. I agree. I decided to bring this up to him

and said I would prefer if he gets some proper ass before me to help me. And instead I could spend time with my friends and said, I so agree. I don't want to feel like I'm nagging him because that's not what it is. It comes from a police of love. The last time I was with him,

he said, please don't be annoyed, but I'm wrecked. I was so wrecked. I was falling his sleep right. Then he went, sorry, I would dump him on the fucking spot. This is so wicked. Please don't be annoyed. My friend.

It's so funny. Please, he's terrified. He's like, fuck me. He's like, fuck me. He's downing the coffee before he meets him. He's like, I'm still so tired. He's freaking. I'm so sorry for him.

It's just like, I can feel it. I know exactly what it would be. Like, you'd be like, and then he's asleep. Because what do I do because it's putting me off on to spend time with him because he's always asleep. It's not a want something. I'm so sorry we don't mean to laugh. I don't mean to laugh.

It's not you. It's the bad of your boyfriend's falling his sleep the whole time. I don't know why it's killing me. Why is that so funny? It's picturing you coming in. She's coming. She's cooked to milk. She's so excited.

She comes in. Right. Please don't be angry. That's it for this week, Wednesdays. But, God, don't you just fancy some more, Melissa? Yeah, I'd really love a follow-up to some of those dilemmas. I want to know what happens. Well then, Tynies, we have got some news for you.

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