Wednesdays - 140. Our Obsession with the Jenners' Double Date & a 69 FAIL ft Brontë King

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

Heyyy Tinies!Brontë King, our favourite ray of sunshine and founder of Gals Who, is back in the studio and we are sooo here for it.This week, the girls deep dive into the Jenner double date taking over our FYPs, the Fury wedding (Crocs under a wedding dress? ICONIC), and the X Factor Over 25s category officially making us feel ANCIENT.Brontë also fills us in on the DMs she’s had from Tinies trying out Etsy Witch, from truth spells on boyfriends, to casting spells on exes…PLUS, One Tree Hill has well and truly taken over Melissa's life! Cue an obligatory Chad Michael Murray gush (broken nose era only, of course).And as always, the dilemmas are delivering. One Tiny is torn over whether to invite her in-laws to her hen do. Another Tiny got caught in an awkward 69 fail… but should she go back for round two??Enjoy the episode xGot a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Insta @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail] | https://www.instagram.com/wednesdayspodcast/TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail] CREDITSProducer: Magda Cassidy Assistant Producer: Issy Weeks-Hankins and Ceyda UzunVideo: Lizzie McCarthy Social: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming up on today's episode, we have Bronte King joining us again. And before we get into it, please subscribe to our YouTube channel at Wednesday's podcast. Enjoy. Okay, guys, welcome back to another episode. We have Bronte joining us again today. Thanks for having me. For part two, after strong demand. Thanks, guys.

I'm back. Makeup is looking gorgeous today. Glowing skin. Thank you very much. They new shoesies. Well, I got them last year and I never got them out. And then I was clearing up my shoes. I forgot about those.

Hello. It's like finding some money in a pocket or a bag that you didn't know you had, which actually never happens anymore. Or like a new lip liner. I watched this girl with her lip liners. She was like, I snap them in half. So clever. So if I lose one, I only lose half of it. I don't know if you can do that with Charlotte Tilbury, can you?

I'm not tried and I don't want to because I don't risk it breaking. No. Expensive. I know. It was a Charlotte Tilby one, but she snapped in half. I'm sure it was. Oh my God. And I tried the Charlotte Tilbury stick today.

Which one? The glow stick thing. The foundation sheer tint glow stick. I've got that right now. It's so good. Is that unreal skin tint? Yes. It's so good.

It's like flawless silty in the stick. When I went off for coffees, when I stood on the top of my cheek and down my nose, and I was like, oh, it's so nice. So you've got a nice hand from being away. I literally didn't go in the sun once. You do look a nice colour. Do I?

Yeah. You look that you've got, you've been away in the sun, not in England for sure. That's nice, thanks. England's horrible. What's going on with that? We were outside just now and it started chucking it with rain. Then it was hailing the other day. I'm really hoping this weekend I've got a wedding all outdoors.

Have you? She was messaging me about your Etsy witch. Which brings us on to our next topic of conversation. We need to discuss this. So your Instagram ber dms blew up after this conversation. So she is still alive and well, guys. She's still here. Someone messed me saying, you sent me the link last year.

And she emailed me saying I've actually moved website to my own website from Etsy. She's no longer an Etsy witch. And now she's got her own website. Okay. And my friend then heard this conversation between us, is getting married this weekend. She was like, I need to know more. about the Epsi which I want to use, like, was it good, blah, blah, blah.

And then I sent her the link. And then she was obviously browsing on the website and sent me all these screenshots of these other spells that she does. And it's like, it's like love spell, X, X, X, strong. Obsession spell. It's like, come back to me, spell. They're all about three quid. And I'm like, do we just try them out? But no, she's really working at the moment.

She's working over time. Wow. I've had a lot of DM saying this is really scary. It's worked in 24 hours. It's fantastic. I know, but people are using them for things other than the weather and I'm like, oh gosh, I really hope it doesn't come back to me. No, no, no, I really want to know. I told you, did I tell you the one about the girl that's just recently DM'd saying that

her boy, she wished that her boyfriend would tell her the truth? Yes, you don't need to tell. Okay, no, it's not funny because it's actually really, it's really scary and it's quite like, it's quite spooky. Basically, she used the Etsy witch that I posted last week when I found her And then she messaged me saying, I have used your Etsy Witch to make my boyfriend tell the truth because she thought he was up to something. And she said 24 hours later, he calls me and he tells me everything he's ever done in our relationship and the girl that he cheated on with then messages her 24 hours later after the wish when it happened six months ago. So she made the Etsy Witch Wish. And then 24 hours later her boyfriend and the girl that he cheated on with both message her.

So she didn't know that the boyfriend had cheated. The truth kind of had like her. She suspected something. She said, I've always asked him since that night. Like, I've always asked him. Oh, okay. And then he always said, no, nothing happened. So I made the wish six months later.

And then he tells me. Best three pictures ever spent if you ask me. Then she was like, I'm going to ask her, make a wish to make me rich. And I was like, no, stop. Oh, my God. That's such a good idea. But yeah, she's really working over time. Wow.

I know. Someone had their wedding this weekend and said, like, it was meant to be raining and it was all sunny. I made that wish on your Etsy witch. Oh, no. I'm really. This is amazing. I wish you could get commission on this, but you're right. I'm like, you know, like, on vampire diaries, right, when you like ask the witches to do too much,

you're messing with the balance of nature. Yeah. That's what I'm worried about. Does it mean, like, if you have a 60th birthday party all outside, it will rain on your 60th, when it might not have done? Is it, like, sort of like, you've swapped your sort of future karma for weather, essentially? Hopefully. I'm hoping that's mine.

I'll take it. I'll take it. If it rains any other day of my life, I'm absolutely fun. Yeah, fine. But yeah, I'm really hoping that people that have used it for their weddings as summer really get the... I hope they get the weather too because it did work for yours. It did.

And I'm really hoping this weekend... So my friend Livy hasn't used it yet. She's like, I've got her on standby. Okay. But the weather is looking sensational. It's all outdoors and it's in Norfolk. So fingers crossed. You were talking to me about the Fury wedding.

Oh, we were just talking about this outside when we were getting our coffees. Every swipe of TikTok, I've got Venezuela Fury's wedding on my TikTok. Her tan. I want to know what she was using. The turn just looked They must go back to the spray tan shop like three or four times Layer layer Yeah it was seamless

The brides maze they look so cute all together And they're matching dresses Really cute And the sunglasses The walk in was amazing And the veil She was wearing crocs She was wearing white crocs

Underneath that dress See I'm really on the algorithm It was so raw and like candid And like chill Like when the door of the church opened And she walked in I'm like Paris Fury

It's not nervous Paris Fury looked incredible So good. I love her. Yeah. I just think she looked like all the photos of her, beautiful. She is gorgeous. You know she's only 37? Hasn't she got seven kids? Yeah. And aren't they all called Prince?

But there's one called Adonis. Adonis. Adonis. And then Venezuela and... Valencia. Valencia. She's iconic that one. They're really taking over my whole algorithm at the moment.

So I'm going to watch the show. I'm going to watch. I would skip series well. I'm no point. Just go straight for series two. Is the wedding on series two? I think the proposal and everything. I'm about to watch that episode.

I mean, fair play for 16 years old, getting married. I just, yeah. It's commitment now. God, if I married the person, I live in life. My life would look very different now. Dear God. I'm also, I was just telling Bronte, I'm also watching One Tree Hill, and it's completely taken over my life.

Like, completely taken over my life. I also need to watch that. You're missing. I don't know how I've not watched it and how no one's really told me to watch it before. I don't know how I've gone this long. That's a good show to get into you. I was watching it on the tube on the way.

hit. And when I was walking, did you see me walking to the coffee shop like this? I mean, it played out loud just because you sat down. I can't put it down. It's non-stop. Are you the kind of person that can have a show on in the background the whole time? Oh, I have to. Really? In the shower, it's on. What about going to sleep? Do you have it on? I have this country on the TV on low. It's like a lullaby before I go to bed. No, no, no, as I'm pulling a sleep, turn off. Or Toby normally does, but now I'm by myself. I have to do it myself. I have to have complete silence. Nothing. Oh, it's so good for the brain. Yeah. It's probably is quite good for the brain. It's not good to having Kerry Macload just gnashing away in the back.

It's quite niche. I don't know why. It's like we've just got into the habit of doing it. It used to be for me before I was with anyone, like when I was single and like forever. It was always friends. A lot of people full of sleep to friends. I've heard that.

Lurking in the background. Or like Harry Potter audio book. That's quite a nice one. Oh my God. Sorry. Matt is a huge One Tree Hill fan. Is he? Apparently that's why he shaved his head because it was like Chad Michael Murray.

God, this is news to me. Yeah. Wow. Toby's like, has Matt replied to your story yet? And I was like, no, he was like, he's such a fan of One Tree Hill. I'm surprised. I know he does like that genre. Like, he loves 90210.

No. He loves, yeah, One Tree Hill. Yeah, Gossip Girl. But Chad Michael Murray is my number one. Okay. He's so fit. Also, the broken nose thing. If you've seen photos of him before, he broke his nose.

Everyone's like, he's not good looking before. And then he broke his nose and it, like, made him into this stunning man. He looks so different before and after. I also watched a recent interview of him just to confirm if I still fancied him. I still do. How old is he now? Forty-five. Married, kids.

I don't know, but he used to be married to the girl on it, and then he cheated on her. And they got divorced after five months. So tragic. I know. And then it's like mirrored in the program and they have to get back together. Oh, if they've divorced in real life, it's really dramatic. By the way, this is the best ice lute I've ever had. That's a big statement.

But it is just literally a full dug of milk. That's why it's so nice. You surprised me that you drink, like, dairy milk? I did go down the raw milk train at one point. What do you mean by raw? So yogurt is like boiled. it's like homogenised and pasteurized but raw is none of that

so you get all the amazing bacteria it's like sensational for you but they can't sell it in supermarkets because there's a risk of eco-lid but that's only if you get it from like a really like grim farm that's like not clean I have to check if everything is pasturized at the moment because you're when you're pregnant

you're not allowed unpaturized it's parmesan parmesan most parmesan is pasteurized but you can get unpastised parmesan you can't have like cam and bear brie can't have any soft cheese Oh, the soft cheese.

I know, luckily it's not Christmas when I'm pregnant. Otherwise, I'd be missing out. God. I know. I know. What's the thing you miss the most? Parma ham. Oh my God.

Parma ham. Or Ibirokohan in Spain. I said as soon as that baby comes out, please can we have just packs of parma ham in the hospital? I can't wait. And like raw salmon, like sushi salmon. Oh my God, I just felt the baby kicked. Really? It's really cute.

I was at the King's Trust Wars last week. And Chessie and I were both sat there and both the babies were kicking at the same time. She was like, hold this. I saw your video of that. Honestly, it's so weird. But yeah, they just keep kicking. Kicking away. I sure they will until. I know. It's quite nice. It's quite reassuring to know that. I know someone else was saying that, yeah, they kick all night long, but they were like, I'm fine with it because I'm like, I know they're having a great time. Yeah, and they're healthy. Yeah. Yeah, they're fine. They're doing good. Does it ever hurt? No. There was one the other day. It was like three really intense kicks. And I was like,

Matt, quickly. And he put his hand over. And it was such a thud. Yeah. And he felt. That's good. Is that the first time he felt? Yeah, that's the first time he felt it. I know. I want to talk about the Jacob Allardy and Kendall Jenner. Double date situation. Jacob Allaudy, Timothy Salomey, Kylie and Kendall out on a double date.

Iconic. So fucking iconic. They're all hiding though. They're all really trying to hide. But like the pap's like, no, we know exactly who that is. Also, why are they trying to hide? Like, maybe they just, you know, having a nice child dating. They are lolling. They're lolling.

Like Kylie in the back. It's so good. Oh, it's so good. I would put Jacob and. Kendall together. Me too. That's such a good couple. I don't think there has been created

a better well, like well suited couple. Yeah, I agree. So fucking cool. They're both tall. They're both stunning. He is, that is his type down to a T.

If you look at the track record of ex-girlfriends, very specific look he goes for. Him and Timothy must be like, wow, look at us. Also like the double dates between the four of them because I guess Jacob and Timothy

are good friends. Probably. Because they're just, you know, cool actors. I'm surprised that Timothy and Kylie have lasted this long. He do. I'm lowly expecting her to have a baby with him, like, really soon. I don't know why.

I just feel like it's so her brand and it would just be amazing. Did you watch her podcast recently about her having her two kids? And it was so nice to hear, like, the behind the scenes of what she went through when she was pregnant with both kids. I didn't listen to the kids. I just watched the kids. It was really, it was such a good podcast. She came across so well, so genuine, so relaxed.

So fun. Yeah. And she was saying, like, how much weight she gained in each pregnancy. And I was like, it's so nice for someone that really, their whole thing is like, like they just look perfect the whole time to talk about like what she went through with each pregnancy and I was like, God, it's so nice to take. And it was in a like light way. She was like, yeah, I was like 25 pounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did see those clips. She's so fun. Oh my God, also, have you seen this thing? This X Factor quote, this made me

feel so old. And it was like, it makes me laugh that the old school X Fadter had an over 25s category. And I used to think that was really old. And they were like, being sat there as a kid thinking, they were so brave to achieve their dreams at such a right old age in life. And I'm like, it's so true. I used to literally think like, oh, no point in you trying at 25 guys. I used to skip past you over 25. So boring. I'm like, what's happened?

That's scary. Isn't that terrifying? That's rude. In my head, I always thought it was like over 40s. But they were always so boring. Yeah, they were. You know what's really weird? I'm like, I went to the pub on the weekend.

And there was this group of kids that were obviously like 20, see 23 and I was like, fuck, that's just not my category anymore. No. Sometimes I walk past girls like ready to go on and I'm just like, oh. And then wait, no, I know. I'm pregnant and 29. 28. I always hate myself. But yeah, I do look at like that like 21, 22. And I always think that's me. And it's just unfortunately not anymore. It's really sad. It's so we're getting old. And I always hear my granddad and my granny who's 95 and she's like, I still feel 35 inside. And I'm now like, I can start to relate to that now because I still feel younger than I do but because you're now

you're in the over twice or in the 25 category so okay should we do some dilemmas okay right dilemmas dilemma one hey absolutely love the pod I'm also getting married next year and would love your advice about who to invite to the hand do in my ideal world it would just be a weekend away with my closest friends and my mum but I feel guilty not inviting my future mother-in-law and my fiance's three sisters. Oh. I've thought about doing a separate mum's celebration and then a friend's only hen, but I think my mum would feel a bit sad missing out on the main event.

At the same time, inviting my mother-in-law and sisters-in-law would definitely change the vibe, especially as none of them like being around drunk people. I'm tall on how to go about this, trying to keep everyone included, would love your thoughts, lots of love. I would say... Did your mum go on yours? My mum did come to Saint-Chay? And I loved having her there.

Did you? It was the best thing ever having her there. And even when we were like dancing on the tables in a beach club, she's getting loved. She was whipping the napkin around. She was loving and she doesn't drink. We were all doing, she would pour us all shorts. Oh, bless.

She's got stuck in. Yeah, she really did get stuck in. But it wasn't a big, like, party hen and we weren't going out until early hours of the morning. Fair, it's more awesome. I don't really, like, go out and get really, really drunk. I just like enjoy a drink in the day, have a party. And then in the evening we'd all go back and have like a wholesome evening together. So nice.

Yeah. So like it was perfect for my mum to be that. I understand if you're going on this big hen where you're all going out to early hours of the morning so drunk. And the next one you're also hung over. Not really the right environment for your mother-in-law, your mum. But the three sisters, the three? The three sisters-in-laws, they also don't drink, I don't think. I don't really like being around drunk people is what this says.

And if you're going for a big hen, that's not the right environment to have them in. What would you do? Do a separate hen. But I do. But then she's having. the toilet she really wants her mum there. Your mum's your mum. I don't think that your mother-in-law would also be upset by that. I think if you do another

a mother's head, do two hands but have your mum on the actual hand. Yeah, my friend's sister just did two-hens. She did a massive hem with all her friends who got so drunk, they had the best time ever, dancing till like 5am and then they had a really wholesome dinner in London with the mum, mother-in-law. Sweetness. Yeah, and that was, she said that was so fun. Like a bridal shower. Yeah. You can long these things out, honestly. Just have it. endless events. It's just ridiculous. It's so good. I'm not considering a bridal shower with mum's vibe. Because my mum's not going to come on my hen. I had my mother-in-law, Matt's auntie,

and two cousins who are basically his, like his closest family, and at my London hen. And I loved having them there. That's nice. It was so nice. And my mum came to that as well. My cousins came to that. And I felt so present. And I was able to really like, I had all my friends there. But I loved having that separate to my Sancha Pahen, where it was just my closest, closest friends. It's a lot asking your bridesmaids to come to in a broad hen, a London hen and an abroad wedding. Sure.

So I had to really be like, by the way, this is like treat this as a holiday like it's not, we're not going to be like major hen vibes. Like we're just going to go to Sanctuary and have a lovely holiday. And a few of them couldn't come. So yeah, that was like nine of us and I loved that. That's a nice amount of people. But it is a hard dilemma.

Weddings are so hard about like invites and hendos and. I've sort of like, pause that. I haven't even sent out save the dates because I'm like, hmm. Who's going to organise your head? Your sister? Kind of, but and me, because was I saying this to Georgia last week? I can't remember if I was talking to it, but I think I just know what I like now.

I've been on quite a few. Yeah. I know what I like. I know what I don't like. I know what my friends would like because I want ultimately, I want them to have fun too. Like they're going to, you know. But you would want to celebrate somehow with Toby's mum. I think having a separate date because celebrating, you will regret not celebrating with your husband to be his family.

I think it's such a special time and to, like, involve them in it is really important. having experienced it. Okay, really. I think it is because you only get married once. And like it's so nice for them to come in on that happiness on your side. It's not like they're going to go on his stag. No, yeah, you're not wrong actually. It was really like, I just loved.

And once they met all my friends before the wedding. So then they connected with my friends and they got to know them. So maybe just organise like a small thing. This is to the dilemma, not to you. You can do whatever you want. This is to both of us. Everyone is giving great advice to both of us. I would organise something small in London or wherever you live.

Even if it's just like a nice small dinner You could do like a bridal and groom shower joint And then like because I don't know if your dad Or your fiance's dad And if there's brothers involved as well If they're going to go on his stag or not If not then you could also do this joint Which is maybe quite lovely.

Yeah that's nice Like a joint dinner together Just a lovely meal at home with a chef Or just like a chilled pub lunch something You've got my brain going now. I'm like, God, that's another thing to think about. Well, that's the thing with the baby shower. I don't really want it just to be me. I would love Matt to have some of his friends there as well. Because it is his baby too. It's funny. Yeah. And normally it's just the girls and all her friends.

Yeah. But I'm like, I want Matt to be there and him to experience that as well. I think that's lovely. And his family to come and then they also, you know, it's just. I agree. I like the idea of a joint husband and wife, like groom and bride shower for their families and like some friends. Right. Right. Delim number two. Hi Wednesdays, I need your help because I've got a situation with one of my best friends, and I genuinely don't know how to talk about it without sounding like the fun police. I love this girl's absolute pieces. She's one of my favourite people on the planet. But every single time we go out, she becomes a complete liability.

Oh, no. We're talking about losing her phone, losing her bag, crying in the smoking area at 11pm, picking fights with strangers, and getting us kicked out of places. The last few nights I've spent more time tracking her day. or holding her hair back, then actually enjoying myself. Honestly, I'm starting to drag going out with her. I'm not surprised. It's not sounding the best than hell. The thing is, she genuinely doesn't seem to realise how bad it's getting.

She was just laughed it off the next day and treats it as a funny story. But the rest of the group are getting really fed up and I can tell people are just starting to make plans without her. I want to say something because I really care about her and not because I want to be mean, but I have no idea how to bring it up without making her feel attacked or embarrassed. So girls, how do I have a conversation with her? What do I actually say? thank you, love Anonymous.

Oh. You sound so upset, really bad. I do. At first I was like, oh gosh, this is awful. And then I was like, no, she really is like affected by it. You're a really nice friend. You're a really nice friend. Because I feel the exact same. I'd be like, we don't want to be mean, but this is really quite bad.

No, it's not great. Oh, that's really awful. The picking fights with strangers has got to stop. No, you can get yourself into real trouble. I'm getting kicked out. That's just annoying. Oh, no. If it was me, I'd be like, babe, I'm really sorry, but I can't.

we can't go out with you unless you stop drinking because I'm not going to look after you anymore because it's ruining my night. It's costing me more money. She said the last few nights she spent tracking her down. I think it's been a few nights now in a row. You can say it's been too long. It's been too much now. It's okay to say something at this stage. It's absolutely fine to say something.

This girl, like there are some people that just shouldn't drink. Like even if they're not drinking that much, like things just go wrong and their brain just doesn't respond well to it. And I don't know why your brain would. It's literally a neurotoxin. It's like it's really not good for us. But like some people really shouldn't drink. Also having to hold her hair back. Oh God.

It's a mess. You don't want to spend your nights doing that. It's a mess. I think you have every right. We're adults. Like going out by yourself, you have to take responsibility for yourself. Yeah. Fair enough, one night, you know, you go a bit crazy.

We do have to look after each other once in a lot. Totally. Yeah. But this is ridiculous. If it's multiple nights, I think you can say, look, it is starting to ruin the nights out. She just starts to get a bit much And you can preface it with like I'm not, I'm trying to be like caring

I'm this is me being a friend Be like I'm really fucking worried about you If I'm not there to look after you God knows what's going to happen Yeah If I'm not going to hold your hair back in the loo and get you to the bathroom I'm like you're going to choke on your own bloody vomit You know that's the whole thing when we were younger

Like you're sick you're going to choke on your own bonnet In the safety position Like that used to panic me so much When people were sick when they were drunk Yeah same Seriously No I agree It's really dangerous

So like you can preface it Like from a safety point of you. Also, like, there are bad people in this world. Like, if you're not looking out for her or if she wanders off by herself, like you've had to track her down. It's really not good for her safety. I think you can, like you said, that's a really good way of saying it, being like, what if I wasn't there? But I think you have every right to talk to her about it without her feeling attacked.

Hopefully she won't. If you say it, you're, you sound like such a lovely, like, caring friend. She really pulled up my heartstrings there. I know. Ponte was like, well, the dizzle. I just really know that position of being like a read-on, it would mean. But like I actually can't. Yeah. Because she's probably blacking it out.

Like doesn't remember. You need to remind her of the events and be like it wasn't very good. Actually, like it wasn't good. It was really unsafe. It put everyone in a bad position. I don't know. Like you should probably make her realize. Like photos and videos.

Like I remember at uni like when I get really drunk and then you'd see a photo and video of yourself next one. You'd be like, oh my God, I got like that. Like I don't even remember being like that. And then you get right. I need to make sure next time I'm not like that. Well, I think you can chat to her. Be open and honest. This is the best.

100%. Please report back. Yeah. Okay, ready? Zilemma 3. Hi ladies. I'm moving to London in three months, primarily for my partner's career. He's a lawyer and I'm a doctor.

Wow, what a power couple. I always wanted to know a lawyer and a doctor in my friendship group. Wow. I've got the lawyer. I need a doctor. A doctor would be very handy. Just for those off questions. Is this infected?

Just a quick picture on WhatsApp. Does my leg needs to be amputated? Yeah. You know, all those different questions. Should I be in antibiotics? Yeah. Is this a UCI? Is it worth a doctor's trip?

All of those things. Very handy. I'm quite nervous. about moving as we have a large and very solid group of friends here in Bristol. My best friends are here and life is good. I'm very happy. That's really hard because that's your whole like support system. I know moving will benefit both of our careers in the long term so I'm on board for that, but I'm stressed out about moving and having to rebuild a social life in a completely new city at 28. Come and be my friend. You're my age and I need a doctor for my life. This sounds unreal.

It's really important for me to have a strong base of girlfriends in London, but I'm I'm nervous I won't make a unit like I had in Bristol. When I moved to Bristol for uni, it was so easy to meet new people and nights out and smoking areas, etc. A lot of my current friends were made that way. But now I'm older, I have no clue where to begin. Please, I need your help. I would love to hear any tips and tricks you have. Love you both.

Big move. Big move. It's just terrified her. I'm going to move. You sure you want to do that. She used to come and join girls who. Oh my God. She used to come to one of our events.

She can come to reform Pilates with Gals Who Swear. Right, there you go. That is the answer to your question. A lot of girls make the move from another city, like Manchester, Bristol, Edinburgh and come to London and then they find Gals Who, Gals Who. Right. That is the most part.

There you go. There you go. Sort of. Right, dilemma done. I think that's so, so can you tell me more about like how? So we have events in London mostly, but we have Facebook groups. We have girls who graduate, girls who rent.

So if she needs a flat, girls who rent, girls who sweat, guys who date, girls who travel and girls who read. Wow. All on Facebook. So is there age groups within that or is it just generally everyone's about the same age? I would say the girls are like 18 to 35. Okay, lovely. And you can find friends on there.

The girls are chatting constantly on those Facebook groups. Honestly, all the time. I hardly go on Facebook anymore. Like we have admins for the Facebook groups, but it is just hundreds of girls joining a day. Wow. I know. The algorithm just hits the girls that need it and then they all join and they're all chatting.

And then the events. So will that be like a pub day or like what's the sit? We try and do events monthly and we try and do different events. So we're actually got a girls who rent event coming up soon where we're going into this new build flat block that they want to rent out to girls in London, really safe, secure. They've got like a gym, cinema room. Roof Terrace. And so we'll collaborate with people that like align. with Girls Who and then we've got a reformer Pilates class happening in a few weeks.

You just come and try it out. We do spin classes. We're doing a hike, Galshu hike, just in London getting the train for a little hike. Oh my God, that's lovely. Yeah, it's just a nice place for girls just to come and meet like, like-minded girls who will make friends. When I used to travel solo by myself, I'd be like, oh, I'm in Paris for the evening. Anybody want to grab dinner? And someone replies straight away being like, yeah, like I'm here, let's go for dinner.

Or like Bali when I was by myself for a week, I met so many girls from girls who travel. That is so nice. such a nice, like, secure, you know, the gals are good gals. Oh my God, that's so wonderful. I know. Well, there you go. That's the answer to your question. Gals who?

Yeah. Is it gals? You just Google, galsh who.com. GALS. Yeah, who. Dot com. And then it comes up with all the, there you go. All the info.

Okay, dilemma four. Hi, girlies. I genuinely don't know how to start this one, so I'm going to say it. Whoa. Okay. Last weekend, I had a one-night stand. He was fit and gorgeous, so we went back to mine. Lovely.

Cut to about an hour. in and we decide to try 69. Picture it. I'm in position on top. He's in position on bottom. So far so good. But then because I'm on top, I start to fill his tummy gurgling and moving.

And then, no, no. And then without any morning, this man, this absolute stranger in my bed, farts directly in my face. You're about to say that. My brain actually went for some reason that he did, yeah, he didn't poo. Oh my God, that's just almost.

I instantly tried to push him off in horror. But no, it gets worse. Somehow, my anklet has fully got tangled in his hair. I'm trapped in the fart. And we're wrestling trying to detach ourselves. Shit. About five minutes. I can't.

I actually can't, dear. Also, there's nothing worse that your face is down there. Oh, no. She said, I'm holding off to my breath for dear life. Oh, God. Oh, once we finally got free, he ran into the bathroom and locked himself in for an hour. I was so embarrassed for him. I got dressed and left my own flat.

She left her own. I would have done the same thing. Oh, praying by the time he got back, he'd left. When I came back, he was gone, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh, no. The next day he texts me, asked me for a redo. Girls, what the hell do I do?

I've got better and better each sentence. Oh, no, that's awful. Oh my God, that is unreal. Oh, I hope he becomes your husband. I know, it's like such a great story. Wedding stories. I think you need to give him a guy. I also really rate it that he's like so confident in it himself that he asked to see you again.

See you again tomorrow. Same thing again. Take the ankle off next time. Set down some ground rules. Oh, anchor's got to go. I don't think you should try that number again. Not a 69. No.

I can't believe. if she heard his tummy gurgling. I thought you were about to say that, I thought we were about to get a horrendous story then, and I thought I'm not sure if I'm ready to hear this. I'd say never see him again if that happened. No, listen, he said he was really fit and he farted, and he's probably like, lull, whoops.

But kind of want to know it again. What would happen if that was Justin Bieber, and that was happening with you and Justin Bieber, and he farted and your ankle got stuck in his hair, and then he texted you the next day saying, redo, you'd be like, fairs. I'm damn. Okay, Justin, let's go.

I think that's a definitely. really good point. You should ask yourself that question. What would the answer be? He's only human, you know, like, it could have happened to you and then that, you know. That would have been horrendous. But like, I think we should give him a second chance. I think so. God, we're quite lenient. I don't think it's that bad. Unless you're getting pink eye also, because it's just a great story. It's not ideal. Wait, imagine if she gets pink eye. You can. Pookeye articles come out in a fart. Maybe give it a couple of working days to just see if you've got pink eye. I would assess if there's an infection. Get in touch with this other girl, the doctor, and take some pictures. We'll look you guys

are. You guys should just correspond over this. I would see him again. Forget about the far. The whole thing is so jokes and it's such an icebreaker. Go for drinks first. Talk about it. It's so funny. Also, when you meet each other's friends, you can be like, you'll never guess what happened all the first thing. It's such a great story. It's iconic. Oh my God. It's so good. Yeah, I reckon we've got the go ahead. Let's see him again. I think, yeah, we definitely need to give this guy a second chance. Oh, that was amazing. I hope there's no gurgling again, though. That would just be dropping it.

Yeah, maybe so just get it out before you go. I remember Matt said that after our first few dates, he used to, like, hold his farts in, and then in the lift on the way down from my flat, he used to just let them out. Toby was like that for the first year of our relationship, yeah. This guy doesn't care. No, clearly.

He's not doing anything. I think it's a funny story to tell. I think it's a great story, and I would definitely see him again if it's me. He's so fit and gorgeous. Also, listen, all boys fart. They'll, I've never had a little. someone fart doing sex? Not in my face. Well, no, not in sex in general, but fart in my face. That is really quite a horrific story. That's actually quite gross. I remember my friends

when she woke up in the middle of the night and she heard like a water going into her tin bin. No. And she was like, what, why? What's that? And she sat up and he was just weeing in her tin bin. And you know, you can imagine the sound quite loud when you're asleep from quite a height. Yes. And it was, yeah, blessing she done. I think he left quite early in the morning. She had to tip it out and disinfect it. Oh my gosh. No, I do have a story. but it's not to do with sex, but one time I put out a pumpkin outside the front of my uni house thinking it was so cute decorating my uni house.

Like a moon, everything like that. The uni boys came and weed in it. And I then picked it up to take a photo for Instagram. I thought, oh, it's rained. I was like, it must have rained. It's so wet. And I've taken all these photos in my Halloween outfit with this pumpkin.

Like really posing, thinking I looked so good, put it on Instagram before the night out, post all the uni... Rugby Boys came up to me at uni and they were like, we pissed in that, we weed in that. And I had it all, I obviously thought it was just rain. And it was so embarrassing. They'd obviously screenshot it, put it on the rugby boys chat. Like she's posing with the pumpkin that we weed in.

I was mortified. I was entirely little hot pants in like a little top ready for the night out. She was on her sexy outfit for Halloween covered in wee. Yes, that was mortifying. But, thought from that. Boys are disgusting with that. And it's always rugby boys or like boys that are in like some sort of a group of sport. It is, isn't it? It's just too much

testosterone and they all sort of spur each other on to do. And why is it always to do with farting and weeing and why is it? Yeah, what is that about? I do actually putting myself in her situation like it must have been quite gross. Quite repulsive. Men's fart stink as well. She was holding her breath for dear life.

Oh, that's horrible. But please let us know, I need you to go on a second date with him. Yeah. Everyone deserves a second chance. Love you so much. Oh, God. Okay, guys. That was the end of episode. Thank you so much for listening and thank you, Bonte, for joining me. Thanks for having me. It was a really good app. I loved it. Love you guys. Bye.

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