Wednesdays - 149. SOPHIE’S BACK! and We Have a Big Announcement

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

Guess who’s back? Sophie is back in the studio with Melissa and everyone’s favourite Tim, Ruby, to share a very special announcement…Sophie, Melissa and Ruby have a much-needed catch up. From motherhood, to engagements to wedding planning, the girls cover it all. PLUS, the girls are surprised with messages from the most loyal tinies 👀This week we have a dilemma that is truly SHOCKING - the girls decide whether this Tiny can look her best friend in the eyes ever again?!Enjoy the episode x Got a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Instagram @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail] | https://www.instagram.com/wednesdayspodcast/TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail] CREDITSProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Issy Weeks-HankinsVideo: Lizzie McCarthy & Harry SawkinsSenior Social Media Manager: Laura CoughlanSocial Media Executive: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Tiny's. Hey, Tiny's. Hey, Tiny's. Coming up. Okay, Tiny's, I've got an announcement to make. Oh! Shut the fucking Front Door. Shut the fucking front door.

Okay, guys, we are back. And today's really special because we have... Oh, my God, it's really old... And Amrived Facti. Hi, guys. The three original ten. The trio. The three Chinese.

Tiny. Yeah. I've had a bit of a rejerk. We've got this gorgeous little... set up going on. It's all. Mini blooms. And we're all a bit nervous.

It feels like I've had 10 coffees and I'm not sure why. Well, I do know why. Should I just go into it? No, now I'm going to get me sure. No, don't. Oh, no. Now I am. Oh, no.

I do. I'm fucking nowhere. I literally was like, I'm not going to cry on this episode. Tini's and guys, what you guys know is. I don't know. Why am I? Sorry.

Okay, Tynies, I've got an announcement to make. This is actually going to be my last episode. Bye. I love you guys so much and I've had like the best time. And I'm so grateful for like all of your support. And I honestly feel like we have just got the best community. And I look back at all of the episodes and like all of the fun we've had and like all of the dilemmas. And like you've literally grown up.

with both Melissa and I, and I just couldn't be so, I couldn't be more grateful that you've come back every single week. You've spread the word. You've helped us grow this podcast and we've just got the best community, like, you're the loveliest girls and boys, and I couldn't love you more. And you've, like, really helped me grow as a person. And I'm going to miss this so much. But as you know, I've obviously become a mum, me and Ruby holding house for the whole time. Like, we're literally getting married. I've become a mom and I've realized that I just need to prioritize my son and spend as much time as I can with him.

And I just felt like it's the right time for me to step away. But the podcast isn't going anywhere. So I don't know why I'm crying because it should be a really exciting thing. I'm always going to be an OG tiny. I'm going to be with you guys. I want a guest all the time. And I'm so happy and so excited to be handing the baton. Is it a battle?

Yeah. The battle. the baton to Ruby, who is both Melissa and I's best friend. She's an OG Tiny. You guys love her. We all know her. She's basically part of Wednesdays anyway. So I know you guys are going to kill it.

It's going to be better and bigger than ever. And I'm going to be listening and, like, cheering on from the size. And I just love you so much. I love you too. I hope I do you proud. You are. And I also just want to say to the team, thank you guys so much for showing up every week. And, like, dealing with my chaos.

like Melissa's a little bit less chaotic than me, but I'm always late, I'm just always all over the shop and you guys are amazing. You've made every episode so incredible and like really got this podcast to where it is today. So thank you. And to Melissa, I love you so much. I'm like, it's just in the funnest time ever. And like, I'm so glad when you met our maiden Chelsea six years ago and just like, you're the bestest friend ever. And thank you so much for doing this with me. And thank you for carrying the podcast. I've had the best time ever, I don't know.

It's still going to be good guys. I'm sorry. I just need to say this, I was like, thank you for carrying the podcast while I was on Matt leave. Like, you were just so supportive. Like, you've never ever, you know, I kept extending my Matt leave and you've just always been so supportive. And thank you for being so understanding when I came to you about, like, having to step back. And you're just going to be the guys.

But we're all best friends. We're all going to know. And it's not going to be great. No, guys, it's still going to be great. But it's just the end of a nearer. start of a new chapter, but it obviously is just a moat. It is just emotion. No, not all of streaming.

Sorry. Streaming down my face. Guys, when I tell you, I am so shocked, don't want to just get me. Oh, God. Please, can I have a tissue? Also, two seconds before we still, any conversation, I don't think I'm going to cry because it's not actually like. I was like, you know, it's one of these things.

Like, you think you should cry. You should cry. Oh, but also watching you both upset is like made me upset. But guys, it's so excited. And I'm actually haven't been upset about it. it because I know like we're all tinies and like we all have, like you've just been part of the furniture from the beginning.

So it doesn't feel like it's not really a change. Like nothing's changing. Well, I feel like you guys are kind of swapping positions in a way. So you're going to guest on and be popping in to like say hello and what have you just like how Tim did. And you're kind of just. Yeah.

It just feels so natural. It does. And I'm really excited about this new chapter and I think it's going to be great. But I know how much you'll be missed. Same. But we love you guys so much at the time. I love you guys so much and thank you for supporting the podcast. Okay.

And we've got that out of the way. That was a lot. That was a lot. All the clips are going to be on me like my Botox not moving crying. You know when you're like, I'm like, it's frozen. Who does a great photo that, Kimmy Kay? Oh my God. She really does.

I've also got a little present for the new host of Wednesday. Oh my God, I love you. This is the first bottle of wine that Melissa and I ever drank on our first episode. and we got real littered from it. And we just, it's really quite delicious. Whoopsie. Salador. Salador on Provant.

This looks absolutely standing. What a lovely bottle to you. Thanks, Kim. Guys, I hope I do you are all really proud. I'm sure I will. She says here with a bottle of wine. It will be amazing. I'm really excited for this next chapter.

And I feel like it feels like a really natural fit, if I'm honest. Yeah. And I think it's going to be great. It's really not going to change. We'll crack that open soon. We absolutely will. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Okay, and now we've got a little montage of all of our old cute clips. Ready? Hello. Hello. Hello, we are back with another podcast. We're sophisticated girls. We're sophisticated ladies. We're women.

You should change our names. Shit. And then we have normally like cheese and like chutney in the evening. Chuckney? Chuckney and cheese. Chuckney. Yeah, chockney. Yeah, Chuckney.

I'm saying you're wrong for life. 27 years of my life. I haven't had sex then. We were really young. And you were few. And she was 16. She kept sneaking off to like this outhouse. And I was like, what are they doing?

She was like, they're obviously shagging. And I was like, no, they're not. I was like, no, they're not. Literally crying like a psycho bitch. I wouldn't even talk to him. Crazy. The landing strip, fine. Yeah, that's your vibe, isn't it?

What? She's just completely out. I was trying to subtly like to ski around there. Sabrina Carpenter has seen your TikTok and really likes the set that you're wearing. Would Melissa mine curaring her set so she can wear it at a high bar festival? You're fucking kidding. I was like, uh, at the fucking neatly. Please, Melissa, don't mean not unwracked.

I say it with everything. They are. They send it to me. Really proud of. God are gifting you. You're a household name. You're a national treasure. A national treasure.

We have some news. I have some news. We have news together. We have news. I'm pregnant. How weird is it how to snow that? No, I actually can't grasp. She's crying.

I can't grasp, but it's in your stomach. And then now we're going to have a real life baby. It's crazy. She's actually sobbing. It's just all a bit mark. What is she doing? And I just like, scratch. my eye and then she obviously noticed like engaged and I was like and it was so funny

she was like ah you guys have literally like grown up together like all the loles like the memories what's meant it is the first year of us doing it I don't think we had any video we didn't I hate to think what the first like episode or like three is I've never listen we should really go back in this I know we were so drunk we drank a whole bottle of every time sometimes too sometimes we don't sometimes we don't First recordings would be like five hours long. Like the sound first must have been like that. They weren't that long.

I think it probably felt like it. Melissa, they well because we would crack open wine and then we'd just get... We were just gnatur. We didn't know one... There was no point. No, you know, go, go, go, go. There was good gnaturing sessions there. Oh, God. Love you guys.

I love you. Love you. On to the next chapter. Yes. Guys, I've actually got something for you too from two special tinies. Hi, guys. It's me, Jamie. Hey, honey.

Hey, Melissa. Hey, Tiny's. I just want to say, you guys are awesome. You guys are incredible. I remember we first ever shot the first ever episode in our apartment

and you guys didn't even know what a podcast is. Just see where it's gone from there until now. It's just simply incredible. So just proud of you both. You're both just the best people in the world, to be honest.

And the show is so great because it's all about friendship and you guys are the best friendship. So anyway, I'm sending you my love. What a great show and just proud of you both with everything you're done. Bye.

Hello, Sophie. I'm currently walking around central London, because it's about the only time that I'm not with Melissa in the house. So it's my only chance to film this video, but very sad to see the end of the Sophie, Melissa era on Wednesdays, but a very new, exciting chat for a wait. Ruby, but in the meantime, I'm sending you a very big send-off, if that makes sense, and it's just reflecting on what has been a fantastic era podcasting and many happy memories when I first appeared back on the show 2021

and Melissa and I just got together and being nervous but you guys were always so supportive and made me feel right at home in the old podcast here and then we had many good times being on set with you doing the Halloween special and that little random basement in the middle of shortich

you being dressed as I think Velma and then changing to Freddy because he didn't like your costume and then me dressed as Shaggy which is I don't think I'll ever recover from

and lost a lot of aura in that outfit but we move anyway I'm rambling on so I'm sending you lots of love and I also will be very excited to see Ruby in the hot seat joining Melissa and Michelle

and I can't wait for the new chapter as the new duo anyway I'm excited by the beginning. I love to you all. See you later. I also said nothing to me in that whole thing. It was about you, then himself.

And then you? Nothing. Nothing to me thanks to. He's trying to talking about Velma and Shack. He was like, what a time and you just, you know, you made me feel at home. And then I remember the next time I came off. You did it. And then the first time.

And then, the most recent time. And then like recently when I've been doing it. Oh my God. So much. He's so precious. He really is so precious. I was telling me, I worked with him. We did something together recently and he was the videographer. His maybe media was doing it. And he's just like so sweet with his tan tan tan.

All I could see like this cap with this like little blonde boy and this like huge tan tan tan tan. So professional. I was being a bit like, tone. And he was a bit like, hi. Like, I'm in the workspace. I was like, stop. I felt so. Oh, wow.

He's such a wonderful. Professional. So if we need a live update. Oh my God, nothing's really happening. Life update from Sof. Live update from Sof is just probably what everyone's expected. Just mumming, just living my life really. I'm loving, just sliving.

I'm loving being a mom and I'm loving being a mom in summer because let me tell you, being a mom in winter. Is it just because it's more admin? No, it's a hell enough. Like, go to leave the house. Oh, sorry, can't because it's 800, Girl Force Winds and it's raining and like, what am I going to do? Yeah. What will I do?

How do I get there? Sun, it's like, we're living the dream. We're mincing around London. We're going for coffee. We're going to go to the flower shop together. We can just walk. We can walk. Also, he's older now, so he's like awake a lot more.

Whereas before, it was a lot of, like, the crying in public was just like a lot of cortisol was through the roof. It's now, we're in a groove. He's so cute. Oh my God, he's the cute. He fancies Melissa. He is so cute. He was like clawing down.

I love to Melissa. He loved me. Like he was properly staring at me and like smiling. It was so nice. No, because the age, Melissa was saying where they drink more water and he's got his little water. No, I've said it with the water. He like, eyeballed Sophie from the kitchen with this water.

And he was like, oh. And he was like just glugging this whole thing. And I was like, he is parked. And he was loving every moment of it. It was amazing. She loves it. And you know what he loves now. You know, like, my Stanley cup.

He goes, he copies me. And so I give it to him because not the Stanley, they're like Yeti. And he goes, I put give it to him. He goes, but he can't get the water out. How you get it? And then he's like, sweet angel. Darling, you're just one of the galies now. He does not like the hair dry at all the electric toothbrush.

So he's like so upset. If I hold him like brushing my teeth, he's like, he stares at it. he's certain, then he's like, he thinks like there's a monster attacking me. It's probably quite loud for him, actually, isn't it? Yeah, probably bad for the eardrums, really. I should not do that with him in my arm. Okay, guys, so what do you do now? Can I just try it on the wrist?

This is also the first time Sofa's seen Ruby since engagement. I know. It's mad that we're, like, I never thought I would be engaged. I always thought I'd be engaged so much later in life, if ever. But actually, the fact that we're in this together at the same time is really exciting. It is really exciting. is really excited. Have you thought about like when the wedding is? I think it will be hopefully year after next. So 2028? 2028. I don't think you've given me the date of your wedding yet.

What? No, you've given me all the... I've sent out the save the date on email. I haven't got that. Well, Toby did. Yeah. Willis has got it but not me. I got mine. Sent it. Sent, delivered. It's probably gone into spam and I don't see the replies because I don't have it saved on my my, I don't have the login. So Toby's in charge of the paperless pose. Well, I was send it all on WhatsApp? No, no, Melissa. And then two days before, I also said on the Save the Date, save like a year today, right?

So it had to go out on a certain date because it said a year to date on this piece of artwork that I had done. Two days before sending out to him, I think we should do paperless post. And I was like, I've had to do this. So that means that we're going to have to try and get 150 emails in one day.

In two days. Vile behavior from him. And he was like, we're going to have to scrap the artwork, just had to do it on Hopeless Post. I will say that is so much less admin in the long term. Otherwise, you're going to have to be on the WhatsApp. Oh, they say that. I know.

And like your WhatsApp popping off every day, 150 people. I'd be like throw the phone in the bin. Yeah. I know. But I just didn't want to get 150 people's emails, write them down, type them in. I was like, that is horrendous for me. Anyway, he's done it now. Okay, good.

At least that's done. You got yours. Tia was like literally a third person to RSVB. She was excited to tell me that as well. And my first one, I was like you're not. She's very like that. Close to him the best one. Oh my God, I love her.

God, it's so exciting. So then we're going to, like, plan your, we're going to do yours, and then we'll be planning yours. So we'll do Melissa's first, which will fly by. I can't believe it's, like, literally less than a year away. I know. It will. Yeah.

And then... When are you going to go and look at venues? We've kind of got an idea, but we, like, might see it this year and then kind of go from there. We're not rushing anything, but I'm also aware that, like, these things take so much time, don't they? Especially, like, the venue that you want. You've got to do that.

at this year for two years time, for sure. Also, this Europe summer trip that we're on, we booked it last August. You have to be so organ. Like, these trips, I'm like, there's no way that, even if our boyfriend's out, like, yeah.

Can I be honest, is it him organising it or does he have an assistant? Yeah, yeah. Jamie's also type A with his assistant. No, but like, he'll, like, come up with like where we go, what we do, dates and then like, they'll be slept. He's on it. No, he's not like, going to change the dates. It's like, we're going to change the dates. It's like,

Also last minute still. He's very motor. He like, he gets shit done. Yeah. He's a real daddy. Who? Gab. He's a doer.

Massive. Like he like, he's like, wants everything to happen yesterday. Like if I say I'm going to do something, he's like on, he's like, have you done that? Like he is on me. He sounds like Jamie. He's very productive, very like, he is so disciplined and so like. Talk to me about the discipline. Just like, he's the most disciplined person.

Gavin is the most disciplined person I've ever met in my entire existence of life. if he says he's going to do something, I'll quite often be like, I'm going to do that. It will happen in three weeks. It will happen in three weeks. Or it might just also not happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas he, if he commits to something,

it's being done there and then. Wow. And like, just the routine and like the way he works, just him as a, like, he's just very... What's his routine? Is he going to get upset if we just out at everyone? Because I just love, because I'm so type B. Like, my favourite, most fascinating thing is to find disciplined,

routine people because I'm like, that's all I want to be. And in my head, I leave the podcast, I'm feeling so excited like, well, that's me tomorrow, 7 a. I'm going to wake up, Jim. Drink that. Yeah, that's what he does. You do wake up nice and early. You are always an early birth. She's got a six-month-old.

Right, pre-baby. Pre-baby. I know, but now it's like 6am feels like it's agony. Whereas before I'd be like, bing, it's like I don't know what it is. Because you've had such broken sleep with the baby. I think so, yeah. It's like all I crave is just a seven-dirty lion. Like, please, God, someone give it to me all day.

God, it all changes when you have a baby, doesn't it? It really does. I just love, like, really disciplined people. Do you know what I mean? I'm really fascinated. I also, like, love even really tidy people. Like, you've always been tidy. I've always been tidy.

But whenever I would say you're quite disciplined. Yeah, I've always, I would make. Your discipline with alcohol, that's what I've always thought. Like, you're very one-to. If you don't want any, you won't have any. I love the one-to that I have. But do you know what I mean? You're never like one-two.

Oh, I've ended up having six. It's just not really rude way. I guess not. But like, yeah, I guess. I haven't listened to look like that. I remember like, I would go to Melissa's house to be like, right, let's tidy this shit. Let's tidy. Let's rally and tidy. But he's like, he's that on another scale of tidy. Like wild. I carry wet ones in my bag for him. Because he like, you carry what? You carry what? You know this wet ones that you carry for Bizziggy. Yeah. A wet one. As in like a wet wipe. Yeah, a wet wipe. Because like he doesn't like a mark or anything. I'll tell you what you need to mix it up for. So you get the milton surface. wipes.

So for babies, they're completely... Oh. What are they like anti-back? So they're like, all the germs gone. So you get them... He's a germaphobe. Jamie wipes everything now with the Milton baby wipes.

On him as well? On here. Yeah, you can use them on you. They're fine. But also it's like his phone. He wipes it 10 times a day. Yeah, we should be doing that more actually. We should be.

The phone is filthy. It is very short. I never do that actually. It would be quite alarming. God don't. I also take it into the public lou with me and I'll like put it on top of the loop. And then it drops on the floor.

Yeah. And I'm like, Oh, God, I should probably get my clinic seat on that shit. But no, it's so great. And then we're all going to Miorca. Yeah, so fun. For a wedding. Yeah.

We're going on... I go tonight. I go tomorrow. And I go Friday. God, we're really staggering. I know. We got dinner together on Friday and me and Ruby are going to a wedding. I hope we're next to you do.

You will be. And Gavin and Jamie, I think they're going to really go on. So we're introducing all the boys on Friday night, which is just sensational. We haven't put to rash on yet. We must get on that. That's happening. No, as we speak. And then we're just going to have a time.

I can't wait. And then I fly to Ibiza from New Yorker on Sunday and then I'm there for two weeks. Oh heaven. That will be so nice. So nice. You're staying in New Yorker? No, I can't. I'm going back.

She's coming back for... No, it's Toby's work. And then you're mincing around the whole of Europe. Mincing around a bit and then I'll be back in London. And then we'll be filming some episodes. We'll be doing some podcasts. Yeah. And so then what's the plan for like when you go back?

back to Australia. So we're going to film essentially... Do some FaceTime apps, really. Some FaceTime apps. Like, I think it'll be really fun the way we're going to film it. We've got a few ideas and it'll be like... It would just be the same, but just... Yeah.

From you're at home and I'm going to be at home probably. Exactly. So we have asked our tiniies to send in their love letters to their besties. And here's one. Hi, girls. My love letter is dedicated to my best friend, Connie. Oh, Connie. We have been best friends since.

University and she is honestly my ride or die. Four years ago, I moved to New Zealand for work and it has always been my dream. Connie supported me throughout the move and we have remained the bestest of friends. Sweetness. In the last year, we have both hit huge milestones. Connie got engaged and I was pregnant with my first child and we were so excited. I couldn't wait to come back to the UK and celebrate on her wedding day, but her wedding day was the one week before my due day so I couldn't fly. I was honestly heartbroken. But what Connie did on the day was so cute. She bought her laptop to the wedding and put it on a trolley decorated in her wedding flowers so that I could FaceTime her for the whole day. She plugged the laptop into a massive portable charter pack so it would never die

and it was wheeled around the entire wedding from my bed. Oh my God, how sweet. I got to join in the getting ready breakfast, sit in the stalls as she wore down the aisle and watch them have their first dance. I even had a cheeky mocktile when they were getting hammered at the after party. I didn't miss out on anything thanks to her and I will never forget how special and incredible that day was. Connie, I love you so much. You are my best friend anyone could ever ask for and I cannot wait to squeeze you in person soon. Love from Josie. Sorry, Connie and Josie are like the sweetest people I've ever met. That should be like a TV show that is so illy. I can't cope. Oh my God. I love her. I love them.

Guys, that is like a real example. That's a real ball of love. Like sweet names too, like Josie and Connie. Connie, I know what sound like just really lovely women. They both sound like little collie dogs. But you know what I mean? Connie, the collie dog. Connie, the collie dog. So, yeah, I do.

The sweetest, the least advanced way. It's so cute. Josie's like a little cocker span. I know. And by the way, I'm just going to caveat by like Ziggy is such a dog name. And I call my son Ziggy. So I love a dog's name. Not that they're dog saying.

No, that is the sweetest thing ever. Connie and Josie. I love that. I love you so involved with the wedding. I have a final dilemma. my final ever dilemma, but surely it's not because I'm going to come on and just nab a little dilemma now and again. Maybe I'll write some in. She won't stay away for long.

I won't be away. Okay. Hi, girlies. I need your help because something has happened in my flat that I genuinely cannot wrap my head around and I don't know how to come back from it. So, my best friend has been staying with us for the last two weeks while she's between flats. And she's been sleeping on the sofa bed in the living room and we've had a really lovely time. Lots of wine nights, lots of takeaways, proper girly time. Last Saturday, I've been out for a night

And came home a bit earlier than expected The flat was dark I assumed she was asleep So I crept in trying not to wake her As I'm tiptoeing past my bedroom I hear a noise Now my first thought genuinely Oh my God, I'm being burgled

So I pushed my bedroom door open Ready to fight for my life It wasn't a burglar I caught my best friend on my bed And using my sex toys Oh! Shut the fucking front door Shut the fucking front door

Oh. Actually just, it's like on the bed, like go to your own room. Like, go to your own room. Like, go to your own room. It's way too much. That's weird. That makes me feel that unwell. I'm icked out beyond believe.

I feel like there's like a little bit of like creepy weirdness here. Yeah, it's giving like you. Yeah, it is. It's giving serial killer. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, she's like sniffing your hair or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I cannot describe the noise that came out of me. She screamed, I screamed. I shut the door so fast I think I pulled a muscle. Neither of us have said a word about it since. She moved out two days later on for the excuse of her new flat was ready early and we haven't spoken in a week. So girls, how do I ever look this woman in the eye again? Do we just pretend it never happened?

Help. I feel really upset for her because what if she's got a crush on her and she doesn't know how to like. Such a violation of privacy. I don't care if you've got a crush. It's not right. It's not right. Have no words for one.

I don't think you can recover from this. I just don't know how something like that you're like meant to just then like live your day's day. I'm going to go into her room. Knowing she could come back at any point. Get out that vibrator and just have a wonderful time on her bed. Like that is so fucking weird. Let's really, let's really experience it. Jessica is so abnormally horny for whatever reason.

Like maybe she's had shitloads of oysters. I don't fucking know. And she's thought, right, I could. can't, I need to fix this feeling. I know. She's been watching off campus. She's been watching off campus. She's seen Graham say, you go first and I'll do it.

What does he say? You show me an up show. But maybe her vibrator died. She was that desperate and just thought, I know. She's got one in her room. But I will say, just why, why, why, why wouldn't you go back to your room to the bathroom? I know. You can't do it on someone's bed.

She was that horny and desperate. She couldn't make it back to her own, right? She couldn't, Graham. She didn't want to pause off campus. Because, like, the moment was there, the tingling was happening. Yeah, yeah. I love it, the tingling was happening. I actually know what you mean.

I've just watched that episode. So, like, I'm like, I'm like, fresh on the mind. Maybe I'll watch it on the plane tomorrow. Ruby. I would watch it alone. I don't know. I don't think you should watch it on the plane. Is it really sexy?

Yes. Off campus. I thought it was like a kid, like, teen. It kind of is. No, but like, you're like grinning throughout. I'm like this. It's amazing. Watching it.

It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. But I'm also like, it's unbelievable. It's really good. So maybe not for the plane. No, strictly on your own. And Melissa did say, like, don't watch it with Jamie.

And I'm so glad you said that. Also, like, the guys won't actually like it anyway. It's, like, so silly at the same time. Yeah. So she's just watched off campus. She's horny AF. She can't make it back to her bedroom. I feel so sorry for her because, like,

the timing is just, it's just mortifying. Like, I don't know why. Maybe she just thought, like, maybe she thought, right, let's really think. Maybe she thought, I don't want to take it back to my room because what if I don't hear her? and then like I'd have to put it back in her room. Which, wash it! There's just so many things wrong with this whole thing.

Yeah, it's so icky. Wash it, I agree. Get those Milton surface wipes. Put it in the dishwasher, I forgot too. It would have been let's wash it before. If we're going to do it. If we're going to do it. She's going to have washed it before.

Let's do it cleanly and properly. Wash it before. Use it in my own room. Wash it, put it back. Also, just a reminder that this is like completely totally optional. But she just didn't need to do it. You can order fucking vibrators on that. Let me tell you.

She should have gone. Like 20 minutes. She could have paled up. Yeah. Like, gone in the shower. Like, just get a bit creative if you need to. Toothbrush upside down. For God sake, no one doesn't have an electric toothbrush.

Yeah, I mean, there was other options there. I don't know how you, it's going to be so fucking awkward to recover from this. I almost think. It's so icky. Unless the friend who did it is like, oh my God, I'm so fucking embarrassed. I'm so gross. I like had something was going on with my hormones. Moment of madness.

And like Graham was on my team. me and I just didn't know what to do it overtook my body. But like the fact she's silent, then the other friend, yeah, it's then like, what are you like? Maybe Jessica's going to have to, no, Jessica's the horny one. The other girl's, you're going to have to bring it up to Jessica and be like, there's a fucking elephant in the room. Oh my God, you'd have to get drunk to do that. I physically couldn't. There's an elephant in the room.

I just need to know what the fuck happened. I get it. If you're horny, we've all been there. We've had something like this before where a brother took his sister's vibration. And his girlfriend. Yeah. I remember that. I've told you guys the story about when I went to an art party at Newcastle.

And we were just having a fun time. And there was this really sweet and innocent boy. And we were all just sat like in this person's dormitory. And I just saw him like casually playing with this thing. And I was like, oh my God, that sweet boy is just playing with my friend's vibrating. And he doesn't know. And he was like, what's this? And he had been like, single.

Anyway, I haven't seen that guy in, I'm 31. How many years? 11, 12 years. I bumped into him two days ago. And I went to Jamie. The boy you were holding the vibrator. James was like, what? And I was like, oh, I must have said it on Wednesdays.

He's still so sweet and innocent. Oh my God, do you think he still doesn't realize it was a vibrator? And my friend looked at it like, and we all of us guys looked at each other like, but weirdly none of the boys clocked what it was. Also inexperienced. Oh, God. Good luck. That's a fucking night shit storm right there.

I don't really know what to say to that one. That is so horrific. Yeah, I think you've got to either bring it up. realize that their friendship's over or hopes that she brings it up and then you can just like swallow it. It's just like, there should be. Can you please tell us what happens? Yeah, please.

Let us know. This is like the one of the wild. It's like I was having a while. Yeah, that is serious, too. It's like pretty fucking weird. Please tell us. It's very intense. Love you.

Love you. Love you. Love you. Good luck. Okay, guys, we need to like cheers to our empty glasses. Is that bad luck? I love you guys so much. Love you.

And I'll be listening, cheering on. And Tynies, I love you so, so, so fucking much, okay? And it's going to be amazing. We've got two glasses. We're cheering. Clink. Love you guys. Bye.

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