Wednesdays - 21: My boyfriend made a SEX TAPE with his flat mate!!!!

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Love might be in the air, but today, it’s all about the girls as it’s our ‘Wednesdays’ Galentine’s Special!Sophie and Melissa are welcoming you to be their date, as they sit down to discuss your dilemmas. Brace yourself for their opinions on whether to ask a guy mate out on Valentine’s Day, how a boyfriend hid his cheating on a FAKE calculator app, and they also get an update on an old favourite: Barcelona Boy.Sending lots of big love to all of our Tinies xxKeep all your messages coming in via our socials and email.Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]:Producer & Editor: @ben_johnsExec: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Video editor: @jakeji.pSocial Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa are you a doctor uh I want to be but I'm not I'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts at anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Hey guys! Hey guys! Oh my god that was very sexy. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Galentine's Day.

Galentine's Day. It actually is real Galentine's today. I'm hoping that all of you know what the hell this is and I hope you know what we're trying to replicate here. So it's from the film. Sex and the City. Sex and the City.

I've watched the whole series, obviously, from start to finish. Three times. I'm redoing it now. And I'm on the last series where she's dating that Russian guy. And it all gets a bit weird, if I'm being honest. But the films are, like, excellent. The films are excellent. But I, controversial opinion, just don't love Sarah Jessica Parker.

No, I love Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't like Carrie Bradshaw. I don't like Carrie Bradshaw. That's what you mean. And because of that, I don't love Sarah Jessica Parker. I'm sorry. I know what you mean. You're relating the two. They are one person.

I'm sorry. Like, what? I only see her as that role. Well, I read this article once, not to be mean of Sarah Jessica Parker, because I love you and I love Sex and the City and I think you're a genius. But it was like, it was like 20 things that are annoying about carrie bradshaw and it was like the fact that she never has a manicure was like number one and the fact that she always wears like boys boxers yeah number two so entitled oh get a grip so entitled um the fact that she

what there was one specific thing that she did to like really annoy everybody oh my god she does it all the time and she's running running and you know what though like it's that she, there was one specific thing that she did that really annoyed everybody. Oh my god, the She does it all the time and then she's running, running and You know what though, like, it's obviously her character and she does it so well and it's the whole point. I'm going to tell Sophie which Sex and the City character I think that she is.

So I was gonna tie it around my neck just to be extra festive about it. Okay. I don't wanna like strangle myself, though. Yeah, all right. So, which Sex and the City character do I think that you... Because Sophie's not really watched it. She doesn't really know what the hell I'm talking about.

I do. I've watched the movies, and I know who I'd like to be. I know who you'd like to be, too. Well, I think you think I want to be the wrong person. You think I want to be the blonde, like... Samantha. No, I'd like to be the dark at all charlotte she's fucking annoying i like she's so sweet in the movie she's better okay

she's so annoying because she's just so like no you can't fart in front of your boyfriend and like oh we have to get married and have babies and he's the love of my life. So I am. So I'm going to name you as actually. If you're going to say the lawyer who has the affair or her husband has the affair, I'm fed up. I'm sick and tired. But the only one left is Carrie Bradshaw and you find her fucking annoying. So do you think I'm the short ginger head one? No, no.

Sophie's so far away from being Samantha, but I feel like personality wise, we're going to go with Samantha because everyone fucking loves her and she's good fun and she's tall and she's blonde and she's gorgeous. Okay, I'll take that. But let's just take the sex life

out of Samantha. Then you're her. Oh, right, yeah. I'm not very sushi, eat sushi off my vagina vibes. And you're not like, I'm going to sleep with every guy in New York

and I don't want a relationship with any of them. No. But I love that energy. She loves sex and just hates boyfriends, basically. She's great.

She's a woman after my, that's who I She's great. She's a woman after my... That's who I wished I was. She's a woman after my... She's a woman after my... You're more like Charlotte. Who are you, then? You have hair. I know, but I don't know it very well.

I probably look more like Charlotte because she's got brown hair, but I'm not as much of a... You're quite Samantha because you're a savage. You're not Carrie Bradshaw at all, so maybe you're a bit of Charlotte because you're the sweet and innocent as well

right Melissa feels stunning and like healthy and happy so we were just talking about this I was like

I just feel really like energised I feel really good about myself and I feel I'm in a really good mood

because I'm ovulating and I feel tossed because I'm second day into my period you don't look

tossed I feel puffy I feel really bitchy like honestly so into my period. You don't look tossed at all. I feel puffy. I feel really bitchy. Like, honestly, so bitchy. On the period, don't feel puffy. It's the week before for me. Yeah, I eat like an absolute pig on the week before.

And I was obviously on that cruise. And honestly, the amount of Picamix I had, it was out of control. Picamix is a vibe. If only they had candy kittens in the Picamix. I don't feel like I have my shit together on my period. I feel like a like just not good you know what i mean like just ugly you know it's just it's a logistical nightmare being on your period yeah i'm fed up i like just you feel a bit the only way i could describe it you feel a bit sweaty like everything feels a bit dirty i know you're just like no matter how many times you wash you're like yeah i just feel like my hormones are not hormoning.

That gave me... I get electric shocks every time I come to the studio. Do you? Yeah. We're really out of sync now. We're really out of sync. We used to always have periods at the same day. Do you know what?

It just still varies because mine is like a slightly longer span. And mine's not 21 days. It's like 29. I think I'm 21. Every three weeks. So you have more periods. Shit. Yeah.

So let's... i feel great you do look i wake up in the morning and i'm like i don't know if it's in my head because because i've got a better mood on i'm like oh my god i feel like i look great today that's perfect and i feel like i'm in a really good mood and i've got more energy and blah blah blah or if i actually do look better but they say when you're ovulating you know your eyes smell better you look prettier because you're meant to attract the man to then have the babies you smell stunning yeah marathons oh no pheromones pheromones marathons marathons marathons are smelling they are smelling the marathons are marathoning oh they're lovely yeah i can smell it everywhere wait this is actually so you know if you

like the skin of like your partner yeah if you sniff their skin because everyone has a smell on them right Toby smells like

babies to me which is really weird Jamie smells of sweets like full sweeties like strawberry sweets strawberry laces like really almost a bit artificial

but if you find it gross I have smelt someone and you're like no that's not a vibe that's just not it wasn't a bad smell i was just like it's not for me like what is that smell yeah yeah yeah it doesn't smell good it means they're not you're not connected right that's how you found your partner that's how like in caveman Toby stinks of babies to me but like in the best way he doesn't stink he hasn't it's quite a strong smell and i was like mom can you smell babies on him she was like no and i was like oh my god maybe it's because i see him as like having my babies yeah he smells like her baby yeah but it's like not like baby powder it's like yeah i don't know what it is it's babies so every now and then he'll walk in i'll be just

babies babies babies how's the old teacher please working out for you because so if he was getting electric shocks and was getting so many electric shots still yeah i had to stop wearing do you mean it's static or you know ow ow yeah shit sorry and i'm but i think if anyone's out there is like a doctor or something they can tell me because i get electric shocks all the time maybe we need to ground you you need to get rid of your electromagnetic whatever i must be really yeah when was the last time you went to the countryside and took your shoes off and went i do it a lot of times when was the last time you did that? I did it when I was in the Caribbean on the sand. Oh. I'm quite a barefoot girl. On that note,

I came across these TikTokers, right? They're so into walking barefoot to ground themselves. They have cut the soles of every single shoe. They're 20,000 pounds worth of shoes. They cut all the shoes off so that they can still wear outfits and they walk everywhere barefoot. I just thought, wee like what what that's really bad for you in london

have you also seen like do not wear your shoes inside because it's like the most toxic thing you can do to put your shoes inside like leave them as soon as you walk in you take them off the front door yeah like you walk around it's basically like us rubbing our face over the tube floor it is and then we go onto our sofa and we put our shoes on and then we put our face on it i do it and i don't put my shoes on my sofa but no neither but i know what you mean because then you put your feet your so you're walking your shoes then you walk with them in your barefoot your socks and you put that on the sofa then your face is on the sofa your hands and you're eating not just don't wear your shoes inside guys right so valentine's day what we're doing for it don't know nothing we're not big on it are we

we do something but we're not like mad on it i'm not like i expect a gift and a handwritten card but i might do that this year i might expect that i just fancy it it's in my bones you know what i feel like we should just do something this year because we've not celebrated it it's worth doing something and like acknowledging like the holiday but I don't think that it's necessarily

has to be as big because every time I look to book something for dinner it's like a set menu and I'm like listen what I find about

Valentine's Day yeah talk to me I feel like you have this pressure to go out and have such a fun night it's like oh we're gonna and also we're gonna go back and have such a fun night it's like oh we're gonna

and also we're gonna go back and have like really good sex that it then makes me in an argument every valentine's day oh my god you're so that because i'm like there's another there they look really loved up like why you know what i mean this is previous relationships i don't think i've done that with jamie because i honestly don't think i can't remember what we've ever done i feel like we don't do much valent's Day. We might stay in. But I do remember this one Valentine's Day. No, no, no. What?

This is back in the day, guys. Can you give me how many years ago? Right, Melissa will know. This is like 10 years ago. I must have been 20, 19. Okay. Melissa knows I'm not a sexy girl. Like, I do not buy sexy lingerie.

She also doesn't like talking about sex that much. No, I don't, do I? No. I'm quite a prude. I don't like talking about sex. much. No, I don't, do I? No. I'm quite a prude. I don't like talking about sex. Maybe you are more Charlotte than I thought, actually, thinking about it.

I'm definitely not Lizzie or whatever the other one's called. Lizzie? We've just conjured up a new character. Right, Liz. I don't like talking about sex. I'm not very, like,

getting to dress up. Okay. Right. I'm not either. I'm happy to say that. I've never dressed up. I put nice, you have a nice set of, like, underwear that you'd wear happy to say that i've never dressed up i put nice you have a nice set of like underwear that you'd wear day to day that's like pretty but i've never put on like spanks and like no spanks are just like oh shit okay i don't mean that what's it

called lady not a lady who's in what is it called um hoistry oh my god when they connect it with like the little like yeah stockings stockings right stockings. Right. So listen, I'm 20 years old. I think maybe, I don't remember whether he had, but this particular ex maybe had suggested that I should get nice and rough. I don't know. So she was like, got you. Or I took it upon myself to be like, got the assignment.

I'll do that for Valentine's Day. This is back when Sophie's 19 or 20, and if you gave me an alcoholic drink, I instantly turned into a psychopath like there was nothing in me that wasn't a psycho it was crying it was shouting you could have moved this coffee cup and i hated you fair enough so we're on this night and i remember very well i go no i put the the outfit on go to the bathroom we get home after night i've had loads of red wine i put the outfit on and i put it on go to the bathroom get home after I've had loads of red wine

I put the outfit on and I put it on back to front because I was really drunk right wait wait wait how can you just right so it's like

it wasn't bra and pants it was like one of those body laces all in one things yeah right and they're a nightmare to get off I think I tried to put

the stockings on too like I'm actually it's very oh my god I've done the whole thing as well yeah I've done the whole thing so I was putting these on they were like ripping it was really fucking hard to get them on

I was feeling really self-conscious because I'm just not like that that's just not my vibe I was drunk as fuck and he comes in obviously being sweet and laughs because it's back to from me no no guys this is true story me I'm like well I hate you we're breaking up i kick him out i kick him out the house i'm not joking we had such a raging at oh because he laughed at you i say what was your point of the argument then stop laughing at me you're being me i was hysterically crying because you just felt something to be annoyed with him yeah and i was like so upset and i remember it so well so that's your one and one and only time that you've ever dressed up yeah one and only time and it didn't go very well so bad i put it on back to front only time that you've ever dressed up? Yeah, one and only time. And it didn't go very well.

And it went so bad. I put it on back to front, like the thong was going up my vagina. Oh my God. I know. It was so sad. One of my friends has, like one of her boyfriend,

I bought her like crotchless underwear or something, one of the ones with like the hole in it. Oh yeah, I sometimes wear them. Or it's got like a hole in the butt or something. No, I wear crotchless all the time because they just run out and I'm like, oh, I've got them. From what someone must have sent in to me. It's laundry day, so she's wearing the crotchets all the time because they just run out and I'm like, oh, I've got them. From what someone must have sent in the mail.

It's laundry day, so she's wearing the crotchets pants. Shit, you know what? And I'm like, it's really fucking uncomfy. That's so extreme. Most people on a laundry day would wear granny pants or a really random outfit. No, no, the crotchets pants are coming out on laundry day. Fucking hell. Well, there you go.

That's your Valentine's Day outfit sorted. Jamie has no idea they exist. They're just strictly for me. Like, I just got them in a PR package and I was like, oh God, keep them in that. Yeah, great excuse. And everyone's like,

where'd you get that from? Like, PR package. Yeah. Where's that doodoo from? Someone send it to me. It was like some women, feminist, like PR, International Women's Day package

and I've just got loads of vibrators. Hey, go on. So the crotch is down. Oh, she just went home on like one holiday and accidentally put them in the wash. I'm obviously washing them. She's like,

I can't do this. You need to do this by yourself. No, that's awful. That's so, so awful. I did once dress up in one. Isn't it dead? That's so, so awful. I did once dress up in... Isn't it, Dan?

No, no, you're going to die of this. I think I was maybe 18, 19. Oh, my God. Just to close your ears, any family members. I'm going to visit a boyfriend and I put all this underwear on and literally put, like, a rain mask on. I was like, who do I think I am? In the airport.

In the airport? I did it in the airport, Lou. Wait, what do you mean? You went in trackies and then you quickly whipped out some anorak and put it on. Came with the top of the underwear. And then went to his house and then, you know. Why did you eat the tree? It actually was like, it was quite.

Yeah, no, that's really my own. It was great. It was quite smooth. I'm quite proud of myself, but that is like, I don't do that anymore. Yeah, what you want is you want them to go straight away and just like not talk. You don't want them to look like Jamie would laugh. You want it to be like a thing and you like walk in and you're like, so what do you think? Ooh, do you like this?

You're like, I'm so fucking uncomfortable. Just like do the deed and let's be done. I also would have to be like a few glasses of wine deep. I think you're asked to do something like that now. I swear to God, I get sent so many underwear things especially when i was getting married it was like crotchless underwear oh my god great and i'm wearing a granny pants pair today they're the comfiest ones and they say just married and i they sent me those ones the white ones yeah yeah yeah they sent me about 40 pairs and i honestly rotate i know and they're so comfy that is gorgeous right i should

get married just for the pr packages and the crotchless pants okay we've got some gorgeous dilemmas today we haven't said sunny in a really long time have you noticed that no i really dropped because you've moved it to gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous oh my god and now i'm saying gorgeous yeah i know that's what i said okay we got dilemma one. Shall I read it? Okay. Hey girls, Valentine's dilemma.

I've been friends with my boy best friend for nearly five years. Last year, we kissed in Paris on a trip with our friends. Gorgeous, how romantic. Gorgeous. I then dated someone else because he didn't want to date. But this New Year's Eve, we kissed again. And then again at our friend's birthday two weeks ago.

How confusing. Right, well, they're together. I'm not sure if if i want a boyfriend but i care for him a lot and want him in my life so what do i do do we stick to friendship or should i ask him to be my valentine well firstly i'd never ask anyone to be my valentine so i wouldn't be really empowering women there well excellent well i just thought if a boy asked me to be in my Valentine, I'd be like, actually quite sweet. Oh, actually maybe it's sweet. I've never had this whole, I've obviously seen it in the films

where people send you a rose and then it's like, will you be in my Valentine? It's this great big mystery and it's good fun. I've never experienced that and I don't know anyone else in real life that has. Have you ever had that? Where you've just, like an anonymous. Yeah, a few times.

Really? I was like, oh my God, I'm really missing out no no i haven't but my friend halcusis every year at school she'd get a rose sent to our school and then it was from her dad oh my god that's so cute i know and some people get them from their mom as well i've seen i've seen that or like their best friend will send one oh my god it's so sweet i think i used to make my mum valentine's cards as well where's mine i don't know i got you the friendship necklace you should get me something this time i got you the heated best i know it electrocutes me it's because our love is so electrical that's just fireworks and sparks

okay right what i would do some serious advice no no it's my piece of advice no don't ask him to be your valentine let's not make it cringe let's just go normal be like look i kind of like kissing you should we see where this can go i would just be like what are you doing tonight and then go kiss it yeah and then just go out for some drinks have a nice little smooch smooch and then let him lead with it because you're then you know showing interest but you're not being like right are we gonna still be friends or are we gonna do x y and z you've got to let him like take some initiative here do you know i mean if it's valentine's day he can step up it's a big move to ask someone to do something on valentine's day like i'm scaling back to when me and jamie

were friends and if i'd asked him to do something what are you doing on february 14th vomit like he would have run a mile back then no he wouldn't have i know what you mean though it's just like say let's say you start dating jan january 1st we launch okay we're dating first dates happened so then like you know you've got like a month and two weeks till valentine's day that's fine but let's just say you start dating february 1st is it a bit weird to do something on valentine's day that's fine but let's just say you start dating february 1st is it a bit weird to do something on valentine's day and you know what if i was dating somebody i would probably bring it up be like look i don't think like let's go out a few days after valentine's day it's like

actually maybe a bit too much pressure or something or like yeah just be easy about it i don't think that you asking your pal of five years and being like will you be my valentine i don't think that's gonna go down that well if you were like actually lol friends though maybe it's quite lol to be like will you be my valentine as a complete and utter joke but it really depends on one or two ways it could go one or two ways i also think because you have on face face to face like no way don't over text that's so intense it can be way too intense read the wrong way. Way too intense. Read the wrong way. I think if you're in a group scenario and everyone's talking about

what they're doing for Valentine's Day, you could turn to him and be like, do you want to just do something? So we're just going to do a little skit. A sketch. Okay, so I'm going to be the girl and I'm going to ask you. You're the boy.

Okay, ready? Start scene. Quiet on set. That was so good. That was good. Cheers, mate. that was so good cheers mate Samuel hi I need you to be

serious why are you taking me seriously you're like crazy girl your name's Samuel and my name is Jessica Miranda oh no alright Sam hey how you doing Hi. Your name's Samuel and my name is... Jessica. Miranda. Oh, no, all right. All right. Sam, hey.

You all right? How you doing? Yeah, good, you? So I was just thinking... Just pitch check there. Obviously, you know, Valentine's Day is fast on the approach. Where did you get that balloon from? I just bought it for you, actually, because I want you to be my Valentine.

No, that is not the vibe. I'll tell you, too. Hey, Sam, how you doing? Hi be my valentine. No, that is not the vibe. I'll take two. Hey, Sam. How you doing? Hi. Oh, my God. Hi, UK. You look good. Thanks. You look great. I just wanted to ask. Yeah, I've just been working out. I just wanted to ask.

Obviously, next week it's Valentine's Day and I'm single, you're single. Kind of feel like it would be quite fun to do something. Will you be my valentine? Lol. Okay, right. Take three. Okay, can I have a go at being the girl? She's got the fun of it all.

Frustrated actress over there on the side of the table. Okay, roles are reversed. I'm Matthew. Okay. You're Selena. Okay. Yo. Hey,thew what's up will you be my valentine yeah bro

that sounds sweet man sweet should we make out? What's the date again? Oh, shit. 14th of February, I'll book a table and text you. Bye. You know what? It also could go down the route of Matthew just being like, oof, not really sure if we're ready to take that next step in our friendship. And you're like, oh, no. God, we're really stereotyping.

That's you doing that. I was not doing that. No, you're like, yeah, you're right, I'm Matthew, and all I do is lift weights and drink protein. I was actually going for a bit of a road man. Could you not tell?

Yeah, rude. Right, so I'm reading out the next dilemma. Well, get ready. This is a big one. Help. My boyfriend and I, let's call him Dan,

should be celebrating our third anniversary together this Valentine's Day. Gorgeous. That means they got together on Valentine's Day. That's sweet. Sweet.

February 14th. We'll also put a deposit down on a house and are set to move in with each other in a few months that's a big big step but that's all up in the air because of some major shit that's gone down with Dan's housemate Maisie oh I've always felt weird about their relationship she's overly touchy has no boundaries and seems to hate me my boyfriend organized a surprise party for me and she made the whole night about her he was so focused on her that he forgot to bring my birthday cake and sing happy birthday to me i'm fuming for you i'm fucking fuming oh my god i feel sick with jealousy and anger i would be so there's nothing worse than that feeling that there's someone else in the picture like i can't even yeah and you're pure jealous like you can't you're it

takes over your whole body. Jealousy is the worst feeling you can feel, I think. Last week, I was scrolling on Instagram, and in the back of mutual posts was Dan kissing Maisie. No, I'm upset. Oh, my God, what the fuck? What the fuck? Why are they doing this?

It's so outrageous. It's not okay. I confronted him about it, and he claimed it was a drunken mistake and that he had no memory of doing it he apologized to me and got a lot of gifts to make up for it can't buy me with money mate i didn't forgive him but i decided to remain to remain in really in a relationship with him a few days ago i stayed at his house i know i shouldn't have done it but i went on his phone i found a fake calculator app and i couldn't believe

what i saw okay so it's an app that looks like it's a calculator but it's not it's like out like unlocked album with like you can keep photos and stuff in what the fuck hidden on his phone was a full album of her nudes and videos of them having sex recorded over six months ago oh my god i've got goosebumps all over me that is freaking her oh my god oh my god i've got goosebumps everywhere when i confronted him he blamed me for them having sex and that he had to go elsewhere to seek pleasure i don't know what to do with myself we're supposed to be moving in together and start a life together and that's all been completely upside down we're also supposed to be going to paris this valentine's day to celebrate our anniversary and i can't get a

refund for anything do we do it as a reset trip no fucking leave the guy he's obviously oh my god what the hell is even something that you're even considering? No. I'm sorry. I'm so upset. I'm so upset that you're even considering it. You are worth so much more. He is dead, gone. You will never forgive him or speak to him again. He also isn't, he's not even remorseful. He's blaming you for cheating on you with his housemate.

That guy will cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat. Also, you know what's really, also really fucked up? Like every time, he's kept a video, like an album of it. and that means he's looking at it every time he's like having a wank i honestly can't right listen this is the most painful thing ever and no one deserves to go through this but you are and you're strong enough to get over this you're strong enough you're going to find another person you i listen to me here you do not go back to this guy do not under any circumstances you block him now you get all your ducks in a row you take a girlfriend or a family member a sister someone else in that paris trip if you can't get a refund or you take the hit on losing the money no you go

with your friend and you do it with your friend to you can't get anyone to go with you take the hit on the money do not for a second ever consider this person in your life equation ever fucking again ever ever ever in it now and you feel like you're like there's a way out of this there is no way out that is unforgivable there's no way you can go back to this this isn't a one-time this is a full-on affair he He's probably got feelings for her. No. No. He's also an arsehole. The manipulation of them,

him being like, you didn't give me enough sex so I had to go elsewhere to find it. What the fuck is that? I can't. Not the calculator. I'm devastated for you. I'm now going to go looking

on Toby's phone for a calculator. I feel really upset. I feel really deceived for you. That is a level of deceit there is no forgiving him don't even ask or question it like he's just gonna lie don't believe anything he says he won't get your stuff and you walk out of that and i know that's much easier said than done it's not just gonna be a case of like no i'm done it's gonna be one of the hardest things you probably ever go through in your life i can't even begin to imagine what that would feel like no i feel so sick for you i am so so so sorry for you but you deserve so much better than that and if anything that will make the breakup easier because he's been such a pig you can hate him channel that

into hate and channel that then back into yourself being the best version of you on no circumstances you can go back you need to tell everyone about this tell everyone that you have him block mazy delete all the chats delete the number delete the chats delete anything group chat that you're in with him so you can't find his number because the temptation you know we have moments of weakness and like we were talking sophie and jamie and i went for breakfast the other day and we were talking about how when you break up with someone the coping mechanism is the same as when somebody dies you only remember all of the good things even when someone's cheesed on you to cope with the loss of like him not being in your life you'll remember all the good stuff and be like forget all the bad and you will convince yourself oh you know what

it's been three years you know there's so many good memories override the bad ones like we're building a life to met together like we bought this house now like i'm gonna lose out on him and then you also have this other element of it which will be jealousy because you'll be thinking now maisie's gonna get him and do you know what i mean like it'll be this whole other thing yeah so i get it and also there's probably gonna be a part of you that will want to go and speak to maisie about it because i would have that. I'd be like, I need to know every detail. I would do that and then know her hair. But you would... Oh my God.

I would have to, wouldn't you? Like, I have to sign to her. Like, I'm raging with Maisie. Moral of the story is, if I'm going to be honest,

I don't really think we can blame it on them living with a girl. I think he was obviously going to cheat no matter what by the sounds of it. Or unless she's like some Victoria's Secret model walking around with like her arse cheese out. And she's like knocking on his door at night like can i come in temptations really

probably like let's not put it on her right he's the one in a relationship yeah i hate him we hate him whatever his name i'm disappointed in her as a woman and as someone who also knows the girlfriend and like has been around the two of them together i'm disappointed but he's truly the one in the relationship that's you know been disloyal and there's truly the one in the relationship that's you know been disloyal and there's no forgiving that in my eyes like he is done see you later all you do now is you go use finding a way to get out the house or like changing your situation and like kicking him out on his ass as your motive and like distraction so that you don't go back to him like that's all you're focused on right now and then the next thing will be your focus on like feeling your best self like focus your energy elsewhere distract distract distract and slowly by slowly you will come out the other side and

you'll realize what a class a piece of poop he is happy valentine's day you're spending valentine's day with us oh my god this is the original barcel Barcelona boy girl that wrote in the dilemma. Okay. Scandal your brains back to when Barca boy's first girl wrote in the dilemma. Let's talk about it. Okay, so I was the first girl who sent the story about Barcelona boy nearly two years ago. A lot has happened since. I heard the message from his ex on the show and we actually reached out to each other.

Stop. No. We're now Insta friends and realise we had a lot more in common than just him. We're planning on going out for a drink together soon. Sweet. I love this girl power. Like girls rallying together.

Let's gang up on the boys. Yeah, we love this. Right. Hell yeah. He's also had his heart broken recently and he said it was karma for what's happened good everyone knows he's barter boy no this is so good he would work on he's like it's fucking great oh my god that is so great on his stag whenever that happens his like

oh yeah yeah yeah right quite legendary really isn't it really legendary actually not as in he's a legend no but like it's just like it's just quite iconic at this point at this point he's an icon he's an icon he's also mentioned how you guys had reached out to him yeah and that he had no reason to defend himself as what i'd said was the truth but i think now we can close the book on barter boy he's learned oh she's a sweet girl he's learned his lesson a lot of girls in the area have worked out who he is he seems like a genuinely nice guy who made some mistakes and i'm sure he'll be a great boyfriend now that he's matured he's obviously reached out to her at midnight please like you're painted and really

shit let this be a lesson to all of you men okay and all of you boys out there we're coming if you cross any of our listeners you will be named and shamed and then everyone will know and you'll never get a girlfriend ever again so treat girls with some fucking respect carry on right and as for me i'm now as someone who i actually met for the first time on a night out whilst i was seeing basketball oh we got along so well but he was just someone i met whilst out 18 months later my new guy sent me a dm whilst i was dealing with the fallout from barceloy i told him the full story he was so supported and we've now been together for 18 months oh lovely love this i've got a happy ending now i'm just hoping he doesn't get on Tinder and run off to Madrid.

Love the pod and you guys so much. What a way to get even and heal a broken heart. Anyone out there, always trust your gut and always remember how strong and amazing you are. Guys, what a lovely story. Also, let's just send some love to Barca Boy. Everyone deserves, you know, a second or third or fourth chance. Barca Boy, we know that you've matured.

Don't worry, we're not out to get you anymore. We're not out to get you.. We're not out to get you. We love you. We love you. Also, there has been worse dilemmas written into us that boys have done a lot worse than what you did. Barter Boy, well done for being such a good sport. You really have.

We put you through the wringer. We have. I'm so sorry about that. Colleagues, friends, family, loved ones of Barter Boy, let's give the boy a break. Really, you've been an instrumental part in our journey you really have so for that thank you yeah thank you very much and if we ever do a live show we'll give you a free ticket yeah quick fire we got some questions in these little balloons from you tiny so we're

gonna pop it up dot them i'm quite skilled i I'm skilled. Skilled. Skilled. Oh my god, I got it over here. Should I? Yeah. There you go. Big spoon or little spoon? I like being both. I'm both, yeah. I love being big spoon.

It rotates in the night depending on how hot you are and you need to move sides and you know. I love being both. We're going to go with both. Okay. Oh my god. What's the worst chat up line someone's tried on you? Oh, someone wants to stop me in the street and they're like, where's the worst Chat up line Someone's tried on you Oh someone wants To stop me in the street And they were like

Where's the gym And I was like Over there And then they walked back And they were like I never wanted to know Where the gym was I just wanted to ask

For a date I was like That's quite nice No no He was not my type The only thing that I've had Is someone asked Like a random guy

On Oxford Street And I think he does it To loads of girls Yeah Can I buy you a latte And I'm like No I know He's done it to me

And my sister guys I think he's the guy From know he's actually done it to me and my sister. He follows people up and down Oxford Street. He's done it to me three times. It's the same guy. I'm sure he's going to take girls. Melissa's really going to walk her out. Okay, right. What's your weirdest date story?

I've only been on one date in my life. That's such a lie. No, it isn't. I've had one date. I can name two in my head who all right so guys someone from love island took safe on a date she had a great time but way back when no i didn't see him again oh my god that was a fun day you had a nice time yeah you came and joined and i was how did i yeah you and harry barrett and i was so drunk guys I had a little stick on my teeth I mentally Blocked that out I knew you did

Okay what's your biggest turn off Long fingernails Shit chat This is quite gross Oh vom Bad hands Long fingernails It clip your nails

Or someone that like Comes in with like Sleepy dust all around their eyes And you're like Can you just don't look after yourself. Smelly breath. Right, okay. Don't haven't scraped in the tongue.

Dirty fingernails or long. Either or are not okay. It's not even icky about a long fingernail. Really bitter nails are also really icky. Yeah. I prefer a bitter nail to a long one though. Same, I can get on board with it. Like it's not.

If you're super fit, we'll let the bitten fingernail drop. I'll put that growing thing on so you'll stop biting it. Yeah, we can work on that. Yeah. with it like it's not if you're super fit we're gonna we'll let the fingernail drop but ideally not so you'll stop biting yeah we can we can work on that yeah the bad breath the smelly fingernails i sleep is actually my biggest thing in the world just general hygiene i think a lack of hygiene yeah like if a boy who's really fit had like a bogey without knowing that wouldn't give me no that's like they can't have that that happens to all of us every yeah i'd be like sweet sweet boy blast him i wouldn't know how to tell him it march. No, they can't have that. That happens to all of us. Yeah, I'd be like, sweet, sweet boy, blast him. I wouldn't know how to tell him. It probably would make me not want to kiss him,

but I would get on board with his day too. Obviously, he's not an AC, so he's not pouring out his notes, but you know what I mean. Totally. Oh, this is a big one. Look at this. This is the funnest thing we've ever done on this podcast.

My fiance hits all the spots, but I want a bit of extra umph in the bedroom. Can I bring you something extra without hurting his feelings? Just say your friend gave it to you as a present. Should we try it? Introduce the vibrator, yeah. Came in a PR package.

Yeah, Sophie and Melissa, Wednesday, sent you a package. I won a competition and she sent a sex toy. And they told us to use it. They've given us a specific shout out, right. You're really bad at this. You know when it's like this is from a boy do i get lingerie from my girlfriend valentine's yes fuck yeah i actually said to toby like get me some get me some underwear or something i don't think he took the hint i literally said it like three times didn't take the hint yeah let's see like, I'd love it if you guys buy it for me then. Buy it for me then. One, two, three.

Oh, it's here. Okay, right. What's the greatest thing you've seen in a guy's bedroom? Not been to that many bedrooms. And I definitely know Jamie's got that in his bedroom. Oh, yeah, Pals cream. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'll tell you when I first started dating Jamie, I grabbed something from under the bed. Oh, no. And I saw like a Dream At Moons, like a shit concealer, and I was like, ugh. I was like,

ugh. We're done. God, that really takes me back to 2000. What's your least sexy habit? All my habits? I don't know. I don't know,

probably, probably tongue scraping. Scraping, yeah. I was going to say like, something to do with like, me prepping for bed. Pop popping a spot's never great happy valentine's day guys happy valentine's day guys we adore you thank you for listening as always we love our little community happy last day love you bye that's it for this week wednesdays but god don't you just fancy some more melissa

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