Wednesdays - 22: Do I think with my head? Or my f*nny?!

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

The girls are back, with another dilemma filled episode to get you through your ‘Wednesday’.It might be Lent, but Sophie and Melissa aren’t giving up giving you your weekly dose of drama.Think with your head? Or think with your fanny? That's one Tiny’s question as she deals with whether to stay loyal, or respond to the rugby boys sliding into her DMs.Sophie and Melissa also take on situations involving married men, and how to approach a boyfriend going away on the dreaded lads holiday.We love your messages, and we love your follows up too, so send them our way!Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]:Producer & Editor: @ben_johnsExec: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Video editor: @jakeji.pSocial Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help hello welcome back to wednesdays i am have like the weirdest things in my notes on my phone i'm just trying to find something because i feel like i wrote down like a funny story to tell you god it's very confusing with our phone cases like who's this know, but at least you've got the bigger phone. So guys, it's Lent. Oh my God, I used to always be like,

I'm giving up chocolate for Lent. I used to honestly pretend I'm giving up everything. I never did it last Thursday. Shroud Tuesday's been and gone, man. It's been and gone. Easter. Can I just put it out there? Unpopular decision, but Easter's one of my favorite holidays.

I love Easter. I love Easter. It love easter it's sunny it's spring the lambs are lambing the chicks are chicken the chockeys choccing oh my god speaking of chicks and eggs yeah have you heard about this clarence court yes they're feeding them paprika so you think you're paying for the extra nutrition but actually it's just fricking paprika. And corn. No one wants to eat corn, apparently. So I'm going back to my Aldi free range organic eggs. Okay, so then what do we give up? Let me really think about this.

Refined sugar. No, mine would be croissants because I have them twice a week. And that's not bad, but it's not good for you. Do you know what I mean? Okay, I'll tell you what mine is. And it's a new thing I've got into. Sweets. You've always been into sweets.

Yeah, but I'm really good at stopping them. Pick a mix. You love them. Yeah. And then COVID happened, Melissa, and I didn't have them for three years. Because I'm not into the packet sweets, even though Jamie is. Even though you are. Apart from Candy Kittens.

I just love the old crinkly bag you would go and you'd get and I like to put like the jazzles in it you know like I love the strawberries yeah my favorite no mine my favorite sweet in the entire universe is like the thick they're like a straw with the cream inside and it's red on the outside oh yeah and they do blue versions of that too okay well mine's the red and then second up is a licorice or so don't come at me second up is a licorice also don't come out of me i love chocolate covered licorice and they're these balls i don't know i need to get you a packet they are life-changing like the most unbelievable freaking delicious like satisfying chewy and then there's a bit salty as well it's so good and i kid myself that licorice isn't that

bad for you there's something in licorice that is good but when you buy it in the shop it's obviously just a sweet but there's probably healthy ones you can buy to be fair well you can chew on a bit of licorice bar which my mum actually used to do when i was younger she'd give it to us really yeah licorice wow like when we have our licorice tea that sweet sweet aftertaste is gorgeous it's unbelievable and no sugar in it i don't really get how that works yeah normally it's really because it's so sweet sometimes it's's too much. But that is licorice bark. Yeah, sometimes I'm like... Yeah. I feel like I've had loads of sweetener

rather than sugar. I know, yeah, I'm the same. It does taste a bit sweetener-y vibes. Matcha or coffee for you to give up? Let's just put that scenario in your head. When neither of us are massive, massive, massive matcha fans. I do like it, but I'm not like ride or die. I'm very much going to be a matcha in the summer.

I am not in the winter. Ice matcha. A hot matcha to me is disgusting. I i'm the same i also i need to have quite a lot of honey or like maple syrup in it to like get i just i don't think i can have the hot ones like and i also just don't like them being that green and i know that's when they're good for you but ceremonial grade yeah otherwise it's just pointless apparently i know it is it's all i actually put them in my smoothie so i'm getting the health benefits i don't have to taste it and that'll give you a bit of a caffeine boost i just am not affected by caffeine like everyone's like oh this caffeine's kicking in and i'm like

i'm not really i think it's a placebo like i'll be like oh i haven't had a coffee need one but i actually don't really feel the difference but i used to really so i wonder i wonder if it's like an immunity probably probably because like now i could have a coffee before bed and i would sleep but back in the day i'd be like bing i'm wide away shaky shaky but that was like a growing thing like i remember when we first started me and chelsea that's actually when i said if he was addicted to coffee no i wasn't i remember in croatia you'd have like five coffees a day do you not remember yeah the yeah i would and i would have it with vanilla soy milk it was really odd and you would just stir it all i remember is like visions of you like mincing about in your bikini like

stirring this coffee from that like outside kitchen thing you can you know exactly why all i remember from being in croatia was having so much yogurt and like nuts on it. Like really rancid food. I remember us having loads of that, like those sugar puffs that look like sugar puffs on that yogurt. Do you remember? Yeah, we had like really weird food. We would make like our own acai bowls. Yes, that's exactly what we did.

We were trying to do. That was quite sweet. We were so sweet and you put Alexandra Ren on and we did like a YouTube beauty banter. Oh my God, yeah, we did some workouts. We were like, we're going to work out my god yeah we just work out we were like we're gonna work out every single day we didn't we gave it maybe once or twice okay ski trips or summer holidays summer holiday so i love it a yearly ski trip which one am i giving up i'm gonna give up ski trips for summer holidays all the way but i do love a ski trip yeah same

but i would prefer to go on if someone gave me a choice of, like, doing two ski trips, you had two summer holidays, obviously I'd pick the two summer holidays. Yeah, same. Nothing better than that sun on your back. Yeah. Blowdryers or manicures? Oh, me, I give up manicures.

No, no, I give up blowdryers. Yeah, but I love a blowdryer and I hate a manicure. Like, I find them the most boring thing ever. They're boring, but I don't like looking like I've got grubby hands. I do agree, like, my hands are... Nothing worse than a grubby hand. It is awful. I i don't like looking like i've got grubby hands i do agree like my hands are like i just i don't know what it is i look at people i'm like you're just not well groomed that's me i never have i know i look at people who have crazy hair and i'm like what that's yourself in the mirror every day

dude me and sophie are so awful like we're so like unglamorous Wait I think we're quite glamorous I don't We've slipped out the slick brick Yes Three times a week They're washing their hair They're dicing their hair

Ruby Adler gets a blow dry twice a week Elle McNair Toby's like sister-in-law I've never not seen her With like perfect blow dried hair Never once Emily Blackwell A scrap of

Emily Blackwell Never greasy hair Me and Sophie come in And we're like Oh hair's greasy today My hair's not Like like, doesn't, the reason I wouldn't be able to get a blow dryer is because I love Willis so much,

and I just love him doing my hair. Oh my God, I bumped into him the other day. He's such a sweet kid. I'm seeing him today, don't we? Right, okay, so that's why I wouldn't give up Willis. But actually, my hair, I very easily, like, We just go out and we scrape it. My hair is never nice.

We air dry it as well. I never really blow dry mine. You will never see a blow dryer in my hand ever i actually has the fucking time to blow dry that i hate blow drying my hair it looks dead straight and like frizzy no the dyson air wrap works on me quite well i get quite a lot of volume yeah but mine has like been bitten and then it electrocutes me oh shit well maybe you should invest in a new one jamie lang for the next birthday coming up which is obviously like a year away. Right, if you're going to the dilemma, so I feel like we could chit chat all fucking day.

Yeah, let's go into the dilemma. Sorry, the swear jar needs to be really present because I keep swearing. I know, me too. Right, okay. Swearing's going to be gone. Yeah, and also hairspray, like I honestly can't stop tasting that Elnur.

Oh, it's toxic, toxic, toxic. I always say to Willis, I'm like, do you imagine the damage you're doing to yourself by just opening the window i know him spritz where it's all day long okay dilemma one hey sophie and melissa i was on a dating site last year and matched with a guy after a bit of chatting we met up and instantly hit it off after a few dates he told me that his parents were coming over from canada and they would be staying with him their stay lasted three months and during that time he barely messaged me and only made the time to see me on very rare

occasions he had no socials and no whatsapp so he couldn't keep track of what he was doing or when he was online so mysterious so aloof i'd be like'd be like, bye, Sarah. I'm also like, you living in the 21st century, where's your WhatsApp? Where's your social? How do you fucking communicate? He also kept saying that he had to work late,

which I found a bit suspicious as he was a dentist. Oh my God, he definitely had a wife. Red bag, red bag. He had a wife and a burner phone and that's why he wasn't on socials and didn't have WhatsApp.

One of our dates, he got a message from his dad which sent him a bit bit crazy he started panicking and then picked up his things and just left it was all really odd and i decided i deserved better than somebody who had been flaky so i ended up a few months later he contacted me again to say that he regretted how he hadn't made me a priority he told me that he would do what he needed to do to earn my trust and so i agreed to meet up with him and we began dating again he has a wife one day i got a message from my friend who sent me a screenshot of a website for a dentist surgery which showed a picture of the guy i've been dating

attached to the photo was a blurb saying he liked to spend quality time with his wife oh yeah classic i confronted him about it and he said it was an old website he said he had previously been engaged but he couldn't explain why his place of work thought he was married i've been piecing it all together in my mind ever since he doesn't call me from home or at night he's flaky on messages i've never been to his place and he started to gaslight me accusing me of not being able to trust him i want to believe him but my gut is saying he's married what do i do he's fucking married you can google the marriage certificate but like it says he's married the website's not got it wrong yeah let's come on girls i mean come on from this from day dot like from the first sentence i knew he was going to be married

from day dot like no one is no one doesn't have there is a way you're living in america because they don't use whatsapp right listen there is a place somewhere on the internet where you can find out if someone's married because their marriage certificate has to be there. It's something to do with the council or like... Or law, right? It's... You can find it.

I wouldn't even bother. I would double hit the story app. It's literally written in black and white in front of you. Come on, team. We're stronger than this. We're not going to fall for this crap anymore. Google who... What his last name is.

Try and find out what last name is try and find out what her name is boo you tell her obviously this dad was calling him because he was like we know you're having an affair you son of a no no i don't think that was it i think it was the wife calling he was like fuck she's probably like where are you i'm home he was like shit it's just it's written it honestly like even if he was single i'd be like this is red red red flag never been to his house ignores you shit nothing about him is good yeah also you're you haven't been like my feelings him was so strong i feel like we could and it's not this is just no just no it's messy he knows he's obviously also doing it to quite a few girls if he's on a fucking dating

app that you've matched with him on like jesus christ i'm like come on i'm giving you the strength we all need and a heart like a bit of tough love you are better than this you're not stupid but you're acting a little bit stupid now come totally and you don't need us to tell you like your friend has found the photo of him with his wife the evidence has like been presented like yeah it couldn't be any clearer the writing is on the wall really you just gotta get a load of frogs to get your prints and that's what he's just an old frog he's just a frog that's already got a ring on his finger unfortunately yeah he's just a frog with a ring on his finger poor wife on his little paw the poor wife let me tell you something let me tell you it's 2024 we're not taking this shit anymore. No one is gonna be dating someone

with a husband or a wife. We're gonna be loyal, strong, independent girls, and we're not gonna take shit from any more men. I'm loyal, babe. I'm loyal, babe. Georgia Steele, she's fricking stunning. Stunning. Stunning, I've always thought she was stunning.

No, no, no, she's even better than she ever was before. Like, I honestly can't describe it. Green, green eyes. Green, green eyes. But she's also got this hair which is like, is it brown, is it ginger, is it blonde, is it taupe? I can't. It's just the most gorgeous hair color ever.

And she's so tiny and cute and sassy and like, I don't know, I just freaking love her. Right, dilemma two. Hi, girls. I absolutely love listening to the pod. It's like being on a massive girly group chat. Here's my situation. I've been seeing a guy who is funny, who is so funny, we can chat nonstop, and he's very settled in his job as a teacher.

I've been really, really been enjoying spending time with him, but physical attraction has fizzled. I still think he's good looking, but he doesn't get me going like he used to. I wonder how long you've been seeing him. I need more context. It's gotten to the point where an innocent chat with guys at work has me feeling more of a spark.

I really want to keep seeing him as we get on so well and i love stability that he provides he's also so mature compared to the boys to boys his age but when it gets down to it i just don't feel like i want to be intimate with him i've had some guys slide into my dms who are way more my type they're big muscly rugby players and i will admit that i have responded to some of their flirty messages i'm sure they're only after one thing, so I'm obviously resisting the temptation and staying loyal to my original guy. I'm kidding myself that the physical attraction will come, will it come back? And do I, do I need to think where's my fanny? Haha. I mean in the beginning stages and it sounds like you're

dating him, you don't want it to fizzle out Ha ha. I mean, in the beginning stages, and it sounds like you're dating him, you don't want it to fizzle out that quickly. I think you're just going to set him off. I think after two years, it's going to deplenish. Like, let's be honest. Right. So, I think this is an easy, gorgeous scenario to be in. You don't like him.

You just don't fancy him. You don't fancy him. And if you don't fancy someone at this early stage, it's not going to last. Like, ten years in, fine. But this is not going to last, it's not going to last. Like 10 years in, fine. It's not going to last. But this is not going to last. It's not going to last. You've got to wave goodbye to the sweet, loyal lad

and hop on top of the little big boy. I love how I was just saying that, and then, Hish, what did you say? Loyal, and it went straight over my head. And I was like... Oh, my God, you didn't get my joke? You were like, why are you looking at me? But it's just like, I'm staying loyal to my original...

I don't know why I'm putting on that accent. She does that accent. I'm loyal loyal to my original, I don't know why I'm putting on that accent, she doesn't have that accent. I'm loyal babe. I'm loyal babe. It's difficult because obviously all these young guys that you seem to be attracted to are silly and as you're saying, they're just after sex.

But to me it seems like that's, you're in that head space right now and that's fine. I think don't, it feels like like you're it's like a blueprint situation where you're like but he takes all the boxes i should fancy i should be with him like life is life and you i don't know how old you are but you feel young and people are sliding into your dms that's quite also if you're saying he's mature for his age compared to the other boys that tells me they're not men yeah well then well then live, like, live your youth. Follow your fanny right now.

Follow your gut, which is telling you to go for the rugby boys. she said, and do I need to think with my fanny? I'm gonna say yes, hun.

Yeah, think with that fanny. If your fanny is not wanting loyal boy, then you're done. Also, if your fanny's not wanting a boy

compared to who's loyal or not, you shouldn't be going there. That means you're just not compatible sexually. Yeah. Intimately That means you're just not compatible sexually. Yeah. Intimately. Unless you're like boyfriend and girlfriend. However you want to say it.

Like, if you're just dating, you don't want to have sex with him. It's done. Oh my God, that must be so boring. That's what it's all about when you're at the initial stages of dating. Like, you don't love, you're not in love with him yet. So like, what's the point? No, what is the point? What's the point?

He's just your mate at this stage. You know what? At this stage, I would just keep him as a friend. He sounds like a really lovely guy. Yeah, he might just want to stay your friend, and that's the ideal scenario. And you also can't stay with him because you feel sorry for him. No. And it sounds like there's a little bit of that going on.

It sounds like you just like the stability of, like, and that's quite a boy thing to do, you know, and they don't actually fancy the girl, but they like, you know, when they're hungover, having a girl to talk to. Like, don't be one of those. Don't be one of those. Don't be one of those. Just live your independent life.

Sleep, sleep, sleep with those rugby boys. Oh, my God, just go out and get those rugby players get the whole team on the squad get those muscly squads i'm gonna be honest speaking from my experience i've never been a rugby boy girl no nor me no that is so not our vibe it's one one of, a few of my friends, it's so their type and they fucking love a cauliflower ear. Like, they just love, No,

they don't love the collier. They do. They love like the rough, the rugged lip. Like the broken nose. Like, if someone had a black eye, they'd be like,

oh my God, come on. Oh, black eye is quite fair. No! The collier, I'm not here for. The collier,

I really, I want someone, I really, like one of my best friends, her boyfriend he's honestly such a babe love him so much he's enormous he's like six four massive big rugby player like such a lad do you know what i mean like rugby like just a boy caught big cauliflower i was really drunk when i first met him and i said i turned to my friend that's the girlfriend

like in front of him i went not sure about all the accessories. And he's got these huge cauliflower ears. She was like looking at me like, what's wrong with you? So all of my social skills just went out the window. I was like, not sure about the accessories. What the fuck is wrong with me? Anyway, he's obviously quite proud of his cauliflower ears. He's a rugby player.

He does not give a shit. It must mean that they're like strong, ooh, really good. He's a proper man that you don't want to get in a fight with him. Let's put it that way. A man that just thinks of booze, beer and rugby. Totally. I kind of like that.

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Okay, dilemma three. Hello, lovelies. This is less of a dilemma and more of an ask for some advice. My boyfriend is going away on a lad's trip with his friends and it's left me feeling with crippling anxiety. This is already annoying me.

Don't go on a lad's trip. Why? No, obviously you're allowed to, but it's already annoying me don't go on a last trip why no obviously you're allowed to but just already it's already annoying me i'm trying not to let it consume me but i'm really nervous at the thought of him being away with his friends and what could happen when i'm not around is this something either of you had to battle against and how do you shake the feeling you're going to be betrayed even when your relationship is a solid one i don't have an ounce of this like i can't comprehend no i don't worry i've never worried like if jamie goes on a stag whatever like i i don't that's the last thing that would

come into my head but i think sometimes there's horrible like boys encourage boys and there's like groups of boys that i do think it's an age thing i do think it's an age thing i also think it's just like a culture thing like sometimes like there's a group of boys and their culture within their friendship group is to cheat and then it encourages the other ones to do the same thing it's bizarre and there's some friendship groups where it's like that would never even ever be something that they would yeah they would they would actually be like you're safer with those boys because they would never do anything whilst they're around them the whole time people can be influenced people can be influenced particularly when they're under the influence exactly it's an easy easy slip up to make right my theory on this is the more you freak him out

the more you're going to piss him off and push him away you have to suck it up and be crippled with anxiety for a week yeah and just hope that he comes i know that's shit advice so i do think there's also an element of like listening to your gut if you're convinced that something's going to happen is that because he's given you a reason not to trust him sometimes it is in your head though like our heads can just create this awful narrative but that is the element of the gut i think you've really got to sit with yourself and be like is this my gut or is this my head, has he given you reason to think that he would ever cheat? Totally. Are those boys dicks or are they nice?

Like, rationalise the thoughts. Where are they going on this lad's holiday? Yeah, if it's like, Maglif, like, he's a loser. Yeah, it totally depends. Like, if they're going to have, like, a nice time with the lads, then that wouldn't actually involve girls anyway. They're off the grease, lovely. Yeah, Maliaia you're cheating

yeah that's like game over zanti game over i would personally just be like have some respect you can't go is that psycho it's kind of just like what it's kind of like a girl doing a similar thing but i don't think that we can presume that just because they're on a lads holiday they're going to cheat because eight times out of ten i hope they don't but then it just depends on what the friendship group vibe is and like i don't know what your do you have trust in your boyfriend going on a night out i personally think if they're gonna cheat abroad they're gonna cheat in the uk like i don't see the difference with the trip abroad because i think they seem to think that it's like far away i don't know that they're not gonna yeah but if it's in them it it's in them. Listen, if he cheats, you're gonna find out.

He's on a group holiday with loads of lads. It's gonna come out. If he does it, if he cheats, you know, one of the other lads will tell their girlfriend, it will get back to you. These things always come out. So I think, as Sophie said, you can't be like, don't cheat on me, like, no.

You have to just suck it up, swallow the anxiety, sit with the feeling, maybe do some somatic breathing. I don't know. Just chill yourself out. Go on some girls nights when he's away just to distract yourself. Have a lovely, lovely time. Distract, distract, distract. And then assess, assess rationally the situation as it goes along.

And if you feel like actually that that night was fishy, I've got a gut feeling, then you should do some investigation and then you write into us again and we will tell you how to nail that motherfucker down exactly i have a story when i was cheating i have a story when i was cheating on he was abroad and i had a full gut feeling mine was what they were abroad and i was in uk and i had a full gut feeling and i woke up my mom i said to my mom before I went to bed I don't feel good about this I went I woke up at 2am

in the middle of the night and I was like I haven't had to text goodnight yeah that is it's always women notice one little thing changing

and that's why we always know when they're gonna propose because they do one little thing differently and you're like that was weird

and it just goes think that was weird yeah so it just goes to think, that was weird. Yeah. So when they're cheating, you know everything. I even knew who it was if I then looked them up on Instagram to see if they were at the same venue. And I was like, they are bingo corset. But I didn't think they'd cheated, and then they had.

So follow your gut. But then also, as Sophie said, let's have some trust in men before. We need to be innocent until proven guilty, I think. We can't assume guilty, because then that will just push them away. Well, we can if they've given us reason to. If they've given us reason to, absolutely. Absolutely.

We've had a story time sent in, which this is my favourite part of the episode. Okay, ready? Story time. Hey, queens. I love, love, love the pod and listen to it whilst I'm wandering around uni and newcastle safe behavior proof love i went on what could be the world's worst

hinge date i've been out with my friends i've been out with my friends and as i'm a lightweight i got quite smashed classic me too and my peak drunkenness i got a message from a guy i'd previously chastised you on hinge who told me that he was in my area. I'd never met him before, but with my drunk courage, I told him to drive over and pick me up. Ooh. Ooh. Risky. Risky business.

Risky. We did a drive-through, Mackie's, and sat in his car chatting. No funny business, I promise. At this point, I realised I needed a wee and since it was near near the early hours of the morning we were there were no toilets open nearby sorry illegal to make it worse there wasn't even a bush to squat behind illegal no exaggeration it was the worst it was the most i've ever needed a wee before i went to lie a lie i tried to laugh it off in front of this fit boy and ran around a car park trying to find a place to go to no avail i don't think i've ever had a situation where i've like been that desperate for a week i

have not been able to squat like i've always found somewhere yeah i would just go on the pavement i would just say behind the car don't look at me don't look at house to go there's some boys that get really turned on by girls can we just talk about that for a minute no they do the golden shower no no not peeing on them. Squatting and weeing. Who tells you that? Clearly Toby. Like, who in their right mind has ever said to you, I find that fit? Because no one said that to me.

Ever. I'm so embarrassed that I just said that. It's obviously Toby. No, it's not. You just exposed yourself and him so much. It's not me. I don't have a fetish of weeing on squatting. Wee, wee, wee. He doesn't have a fetish.

He always just says, there's something fit about a girl squatting down like that. I don't know why. Well, probably because you're like squatting on a dick. That's the same vibe. I'm going to stop. I retract my statement. Okay, let's just go back.

I got back in the car and told him to drive to my house on the carriageway christ you were far from home i couldn't hold it in anymore so i made him pull over no it's i ran out of the car and fell straight into a ditch full on to twigs full on to hard twigs i ended up falling all the way down the ditch into the mud and puddles at the bottom it was disgusting no sweet sweet girl i'm picturing balance i came back up the car looking like i pissed myself as all of my trousers were where i promised oh my god i promised it was just the mud but it didn't look that way he found it so funny by the next day i woke up with bruises all down my arm and saw that he had blocked me on iMessage whatsapp what

the fact that i nearly wet myself at my big age in a stranger's car makes me want to die, but I thought I'd share my tragic dating story over the year. I think you were a legend, so I don't think that's blockable at all. No, neither. I'm really shocked that he blocked you. I think it's really funny. It's actually weird that he blocked you.

Yeah, same. He's got an issue. I've got a story. He's clearly got a girlfriend. I've got a story that trumps this. Okay, so this guy and a girl went on a date. And either it was the girl, I think we've had this written into us. Yeah, go on, tell us.

This girl basically had the shits and shat herself on her first date and he showered her down. Yeah, we've had this. And they've been together since and they're now married. Sometimes, you know, that's not blockable. That's not pee, there's nothing gross about pee. The pee is just definitely not that bad.

Like, I've peed in front of boys from get-go. I don't, I've only just started weeing in the same bathroom as Tobes now. Oh my god, I have. If he's in the shower and I need to wee, I'll be like, turn around. But he likes you weeing. No, he says he has this thing,

like if I squat down to pick up my hairbrush, or like, do you- Why do you squat? Don't you just bend? No, no, I'll do this. I'll give you a demonstration, ready? If I'm on my phone, no, I'll do this. I'll give you a demonstration. Ready? If I'm on my phone, I'll be sat like this. I do that quite a lot.

Basically, that's just quite a phallic sexual position to hear, Melissa. Maybe. Anyway. Anyway. I've really said too much. I've overshared. I'm so sorry, everybody. We loved every second of it. Got a gorgeous, gorgeous, tiny question.

Okay, can we please talk about teeth? I floss, oil pulling kind of makes me wanna gag. It's really difficult, but you have to just get used to it. I like physically want to throw up. I know it's hard, because you have to keep it in there for like 15 minutes. But I think I need to go back and use just coconut coconut oil because when i have has flavors and i'm like oh no that i wouldn't do that it's a bit like curry in the morning oh fuck no so i get up i scrape my

tongue i oil pull for 20 minutes then i brush my teeth but at night i always floss and then brush my teeth and okay i do the flossing the scraping of the tongue and occasionally oil pull it does take a long time i often don't have it's only if i yeah it's only if i have 20 minutes before i can brush yeah yeah sometimes it depends it's like two three times a week yeah don't use mouthwash because apparently kills all your microbiomes in your mouth it's really bad for you what other things and then makes your breath smell even more oh i have invisalign i had invisalign it's taken me about two years sophie's had invisalign honestly as long as i've known her. She also doesn't even have the dots on her teeth. I always

think she's lying about having Invisalign. I'm like you don't have Invisalign. I got them taken off for my wedding, punk. Oh you did? I did. That's a new insult. Do you remember how Sophie aggressively used to call me bitch all the time? Oh my god. She'd be like yeah shut up bitch. No I wouldn't. I'd be like yeah that's

probably bitch. God that was aggressive actually. I really like that i missed that no don't bring that back that was really on on you i didn't like it was really rolled off the tongue you know what it was you know when someone goes and you're like no no i don't shut up that's what bitch was for me basically just pure and utter egg i've never heard someone other than that so raving go, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. No, no, no, no, no, no. Who? Who does that?

Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw goes, no, you didn't. And I was like, oh my God, I think I'm going to throw up in my mouth. I was like, you do not suit that. Don't fucking, no. Guys, keep sending us in those stories, the filthier, the better.

The filthier, the weirder. We love it all we like to hear every single thing we'd actually like to hear some like love stories because we never get to hear them also can we just have some more follow-ups of where it's worked out we really just love the follow-up stories as well we love the follow-ups so much that we're actually going to dedicate it to a whole episode by itself right yeah what do you guys think about that let us know in the comments dm us as always guys you can watch this whole episode on youtube oh my god you watch us from start to finish see all the weird things that we do love you

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