Wednesdays - 24: He hadn’t washed his sheets in HOW long?!

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

It’s Oscars week! And in honour of the occasion, Sophie and Melissa are taking on the big question: Paul Mescal or Jacob Elordi?On the dilemma agenda today we have a bad boy ex resurfacing from the past, a nightmare sister in law to be, and one Tiny who’s dealing with one boy’s very dirty habits… YUCK.Keep your dilemmas and story times coming, the wilder the better!Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]:Producer & Editor: @ben_johnsExec: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Video editor: @jakeji.pSocial Media: @thechampagency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa are you a doctor uh I want to be but I'm not I'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts at anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help hi hi guys how are we i don't remember the last time i fully waved have i waved quite a lot i do quite a lot of waving to people in the street because some say famous no i often i also also like, no, because in Notting Hill, I, sorry.

Yeah, I don't know. No, because in Notting Hill. No, because in Notting Hill, I always see people I know, like Hampian people.

Yeah. I always wave. What do you do? No, I do. I just haven't gone like this in ages. That's just like such a. Do you know how we were saying,

like coffee doesn't really wake me up these days. A dark coat really pucks me up. I feel like it's the sugar, but there's no sugar in it. Sugar in it. There must be caffeine in there then or maybe it's the bubbles the coldness yeah the refreshingness there is nothing more refreshing than for me a regular coke on ice with with a lemon in it from a glass bottle on a hot summer's day oh no abroad oh French one If you go to Paris get a Diet Coke in the bottle It's so big I mean all full fat

So it's better in Paris why is it better in France I'll tell you do you want to know where I come from I look to the camera when I tell you this Because the water the chemicals in the water Are different in every single place So the syrup Reacts differently to the Compounds in the water

and it creates a different taste. That's why some are like dark, because you'll get like 0.3 calories or some will be three calories because it's all to do with the water. I went to this place in Sweden or Switzerland, one of the two. Switzerland?

Yeah. Yeah. And they had a water factory and you taste all this different water. I've actually learned so much about water recently and I'm getting a hydrogen ionizer. You've got bloody like filtered water coming out of your ears. What more do you need?

It's not good enough. I need the best water. I have a tummy ache. There's always something wrong with me, isn't there? Sophie, I feel sick. Always. Every day. I really do feel nauseous.

You feel really nauseous today, don't you? No, I actually haven't done for a while, but I am feeling it. To be fair, it has been a few months since you've said that. Yeah, but it's weird. But there was like a period where it was every day for like three weeks that was called anxiety because i was getting married that's all it was i swear it was after and also way before you were ever engaged you felt nauseous did i yes i'm quite like eat and i'm like oh i feel sick gal yeah which is so annoying like i don't your eyes are

bigger than your tummy and you overfill yeah you feel ready you don I feel sick, girl. Yeah, I had that one day. Which is so annoying. Like, I don't even. Because your eyes are bigger than your tummy and you overfill and stuff and you feel really sick. But you don't feel sick. It's like, I feel full, but I'll be like, oh, I feel so sick. And then you hate the plate of food that has a bit of food left on it

and you're like, I will have that if that stays on longer. I'm really going off eggs at the minute. They are making me absolutely. Eggs are really tricky. I feel like you've had this a few times where you don't then stop eating eggs for a bit because it makes you feel a bit sick.

They just are really quite gross sometimes. Is it the thought of it being like a Yeah, it's like the unfertilized situation? The yolk and then no, what grosses me out is like if there's ever a little bit of red in it or something in a speckle, I'm like, I'm done, that's it, period.

Oh my god, do you know what that means? Do you know what that means? Is what? I don't know if it's true, but I saw this like video and he like had the egg and he had that little red module and he was like, this means that it's been fertilized. So if I put it in an incubator,

it will grow into a chickadee. And I don't know if it did or not, because it was the end of the video, but we need to research that, because I think it might be true. I thought it meant they'd had a period, but isn't an egg a period? An egg's a period, yeah.

That's gross. I know. Like we just, oh, scramble up some chicken period this morning. I think it's kind of like how the placenta is so valuable apparently if you give birth don't let them take sorry you can sell it for like loads of money guys listen to this story have you remembered live bentley with tiff live bentley goes into tiff watson's cupboard into our fridge and gets a sweet and it was a gummy gummy it was tiff's tips placenta that have been made into a sweet it's

disgusting it's actually how did how did it taste i don't freaking know we should call it off that we need to the podcast to talk about that because that to me is the funniest thing that i've ever heard i know it's disgusting as well your placenta imagine me i'm definitely gonna eat mine i'm 100% gonna eat mine i'm definitely gonna try my baby milk as well for my breath oh my god just totally just just a pure curiosity and it's so sweet i know apparently it tastes like um um um yeah something like that it's oscars week it always seems to go on at the same time yeah and it's all really quick i'd be exhausted if i was like having to get outfits for all those things all those after parties i would be too i heard that loads of these people

right i won't name and shame but i've heard that a few of them yeah when they get their glam done they just sleep they'll be like this hair like that and they're like oh should we um wait till she wakes up from her nap and they're like no no you have to do her hair like that they have to just move their head like and they're fast asleep okay we're single yeah you're not married we're besties still we go to all these after parties we're one of these heiress girls that's just kind of like everyone kind of jacob elordi would recognize us but he wouldn't know us you know i mean he's like oh my god that you know what I mean? He's like, oh my God, that's Sophie and Melissa. And it's not cringe, but they're there.

From the Rothschild family or whatever. So, you know, we're single. We've got pick of the bunch. Who's going to be the one that you're actually realistically? Okay,

right, right, right. We've got Jacob Elordi. Who else is there? Paul Mescal. Basically, they're my top pick.

So I'm going to go for Jacob Elordi because I've recently just watched The Kissing Boots and I watched all three films. Oh my God. I know, I'm painful painful i think he's too fit for me i think i'll go for paul moscow like getting whoever you want in this scenario right i'm a 10 out of 10 i'm okay stop it okay fuck i couldn't i'm getting so excited for it it's getting so excited the nose is running okay like let's think about it yeah i just think he's actually to look at fit as hell. just to look at.

Don't even open your mouth. Don't, I don't need. But then he does open his mouth and he's even fitter. He's so gorgeous. Did you see that interview where he saw David Beckham

and he was like, fuck, it's David Beckham. Yeah. I'm not allowed to swear, but fuck, it's David Beckham. That sort of shit,

I'm like, I just love you. Bradley Cooper and Brad Pitt and all of those are a bit like, they're so unrealistic to me. they're also a bit done. Like, move just love you. Bradley Cooper and Brad Pitt and all of those are a bit like, they're so unrealistic to me. You know what? They're also a bit done. Like, move over all these.

No, Brad Pitt, if I could see with anyone in the world, it would be Brad Pitt. No, Brad Pitt just doesn't do it for me. Just does not do it for me. You can't be serious. It's about the height and the bigness of Jacob Elordi. It's like this automatic thing that a girl has when they have to look up significantly and being six five or six four whatever he is it's just this automatic that's

doe-eyed thing and it's just man big hands big arm he would be a whisperer yeah it's the fact that they also have to like hold your face to like like kiss you I'm like that's just fit and then you feel like this tiny little fairy

and I'm like oh pick me up yeah oh my god as a question are you gonna drink his bath water is he that fit

Jacob would you drink it I wouldn't be grossed out but i wouldn't choose if it means i get to taste of it sleep with him i'll drink yeah i wouldn't creep in and be like he's i'm not gonna drink it for nothing i need to get something out of it definitely we'll take we'll take a second round worth bathing we'll take a second second bath or whatever it's called i wonder what it smells like. Oh, his cum! No!

Oh my god, his cum's in it, that's why! Yeah, yes. I'm not sure I would choose to drink it. I'm not that way inclined. Like, I just, but you know, I wouldn't say no. No, no, no, scenario, scenario, scenario. You're not married, you're single, again. There's whole things if we're single.

If you're single. Okay, the bath water is there, but you only have to have a cup, so you don't have to have the whole bath. Oh, wait, but he only had a few sips anyway. So you have to have three gulps of cup water, but you get to shag him. Well, obviously.

Yeah, yeah, fine. Are you joking? I do if I just got to kiss him. Okay, fine. Hug him. Do you think Jamie's's gonna love this okay guys we're gonna go into dilemmas melissa dilemma one okay i'm listening hey girls got a problem from down under for you a few years ago i was in a relationship with this guy out of the blue he told me that he couldn't be a good boyfriend for the next month as he was traveling

with work he couldn't be yeah because he was traveling for work as in i'm gonna cheat no as in like i'm not around i'm not gonna be there on my phone fine i'm gonna go with that ish he ended up ghosting me for three weeks okay no you've got to be joking already i might just break up with him like i don't need to hear the rest of the dilemma just break up yeah i messaged him asking him for clarity on our situation. He ended our relationship by text and that was the last message I ever got from him. We removed each other from socials

and I've not heard from him since. Well, thank God you did that. So I've just moved to Sydney and went for a run and got a notification from him on the running app Strava. Strava, you know, so many people meet through strava like it's a real place for runners to meet what is basically a dating app wait what is it's like people that go on runs like track where their running is and you can like add other people why would you do that because if you're a runner that's just the sort of shit you do you want to meet up with someone else running

you don't know like bob from i know it's more to look at and like i guess compete so like oh shit you know sophie did 5k yesterday i should probably do my 6k today so you only i think i can only assume i am not a runner so i'm just i'm taking a wild guess here he then sent me a message saying i know you probably never wanted to hear from me again but i'd really love to see you it turns out that he'd also moved to australia what a coincidence my head is saying do not go but my heart is saying fuck it it's been two years and maybe now is the right time to reconnect would you go or not i'd go i'd go it's also you're in australia side of the world i'm like that only that's a sign from above also like don't forget about what he did make him

fucking work for it that's all i'm gonna say But like you never beg for him. You just blocked each other and like. Yeah. I think you're fine to go. I'd be like yes. Absolutely. We'll say that if you're over it. I know but if like you know when someone like does that to you. You never quite like get over it.

And then you're always that one that got away almost in your head. Feels like they weren't like a mega mega relationship. Feels like they were like dating. Like kind of boyfriend and girlfriend. From the out. From the brief we got. I mean it's mental that he blocked you. He just aired you for three weeks

and then just went oh I'm not feeling it ciao and then that was it I mean look if you want to go go why the hell wouldn't you

you've moved to Australia live your life absolutely and like he's there like what are the chances of that happening if nothing else just go

you could just go and have sex with him just have a lovely just have a lovely shag I mean it's like you've already done it so like you might as well yeah you're not banking up those those numbers you're not racking up a number on someone that doesn't deserve it you've already done it you might as well just do it reuse recycle absolutely we're all about saving the planet

dilemma two hey sophie and melissa i'd really appreciate your help with my with this dilemma my boyfriend's brother almost broke up with his girlfriend about a year ago it turned out that he had been quite quite possessive and would start petty arguments when they were with his family and friends i've seen some of these arguments in person they weren't nice to watch it's really weird how people like do that suddenly in front of other people but then behind closed doors they're always fine or do you think some people are like I don't know what you we never you know when like you see people argue all the time but then to protect your relationship like yeah but when we're by ourselves we never argue it's really weird I'm like but is that just you saying that and you're

actually always fucking arguing well I do think alcohol makes you argue. The only time I ever argue is when I'm drunk. Really? I never argue when I'm drunk. That's actually quite true. Yeah. Sometimes I really get into arguments when I'm drunk. I love it.

Yeah, you so do. They almost broke up. And at that time, my boyfriend and I were consoling him. Over text, I told him that his life would be better without her and encouraged him to break up with her. They decided to stay together. And a couple of months later, I went to wish her happy birthday and found out that I was blocked on everything. That's because obviously the boyfriend's fucking shit. My boyfriend's brother then

explained that she had gone through all his messages and found the ones that I had sent about her. Every family meeting since has been extremely awkward. She either ignores us or makes side snide comments. Here's where I need your help. In December, my boyfriend became my fiance. Congratulations. We're getting married later this year and I'm so looking forward to it, but I'm so anxious, so anxious that she will ruin our big day, especially as she has previously ruined other family occasions. I want a drama-free wedding, so do I not invite her? But I also don't want to make my boyfriend's brother's life any harder. Did you have any issues like this at your wedding, Sophie?

And do either of you have any advice? No, I didn't have any of these issues. But I'm really thinking if someone had blocked me, I actually probably wouldn't invite them. Yeah, neither. and do you have either of you have any advice no i didn't have any of these issues but like i'm really thinking if someone had blocked me i actually probably wouldn't invite yeah neither you're a fucking loser why would you want to come and watch me get married if you've blocked me i'm sorry i don't think you invite someone who's blocked you i totally be like it's on you mate you i really feel angry about that i also think think you can very easily play the whole, we're really limited on numbers.

Yeah, no ring, no bring. No ring, no bring. Slash all your other friends and no ring, bring. But you know what? It's just limited on numbers and- You're not my mate. It's a small wedding and- And how would you post about it?

Because you blocked me anyway. She can't receive the invite. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You were invited, but my email's bounced back i would literally be like i just wouldn't even you don't even need a fucking explanation i would just be like she thought she would be coming yeah no also by the sounds of it she's not gonna last long so by the time you actually get married she'll probably be out of the picture anyway

yeah and like sorry but none of the family can be cross that you just be like it's too awkward she blocked me on social media like blocking is a real statement also you want the brother to have like a fun time yes you'll be dragging it down no no no yeah what's your opinion on no ring no bring i think it depends on this the situation me too so not some of my friends i did no ring no bring but they were my school friend friends and they were all best friends like they were all best friends so they were like a group themselves so they didn't need their partners there completely by themselves if i were to invite someone i work with or something you know who doesn't know anyone if you've got the space i think they would enjoy it so much more i knew my friends who didn't bring their partners

would have enjoyed it just as much because they were all best friends they knew everyone i totally get you and i do think like that is obviously the element if you don't know the person fine but i think you've got to think like would that person the one you do want to invite would they really enjoy it without their partner that's the question i think it also depends on like how much time how long they've been together in the circumstance so like so let's just say you've never met toby but we've been together for 10 years yeah there's a wedding i've got to invite you've got to invite but some people would say i've never met you so you're not going to come to my wedding which i also kind of think is fair enough it's difficult i wouldn't invite i don't know it's really hard i think you've got to trust your girl i'm invited

to a wedding and i've never met the bride because toby's been invited so i'm like oh my gosh if i don't meet which is so generous and so wonderful for to be invited obviously it's toby's plus one so i'm guessing they're thinking well we might as well because you're coming i don't really know but i'm gonna then have to say to the bride on the wedding day so lovely to meet you which i find quite bizarre but no no so generous of them but i kind of wish i did know her before because i feel almost bad that i'm there and i've never met no she will just really want toby to have a lovely lovely time yeah but then toby does have other friends going he knows very well so that's just a very generous invite some people can i get i also think it just

depends on what kind of wedding how much you can afford to just because every person costs money per head and like that's a lot to think about i agree i think yeah i think think about you've got to think about whether the guests that you actually want to come whether they're going to have fun with that with or without their partner and then you've got to think about you know numbers and money and budget and all those things and dynamic if they're a really social person maybe it'll be okay you know all of these you also have to be a bit more selfish i think brides are so selfless on their wedding day which is why they don't have enough time because they don't upset anyone and then they end up having a shit time like you can invite her because you don't want to yeah because then something happens and you're like oh i wish i

never did that i was just didn't want to upset anybody but now i'm upset that they're here because they're ruining the vibe or they're having an argument with my brother you know i don't know yeah i definitely think in this situation you do not have to invite her. Absolutely not. So dilemma three. Hi, Sophie and Melissa. I've been sleeping with this guy for around a year.

It's really casual, low maintenance, friends with benefits situation. Neither of us are looking for a relationship, but we get along really well and it works for me to have him over at mine when he's in leeds and i've got no plans about six months ago i went to go for a weekend to stay at his in london we had a nice time but his bedroom was an absolute shithole his towels stunk it was musty oh i know exactly that's when you've left the towel You've left the towel On the floor

Oh no I'm thinking In the washing machine Damp Oh but boys leave their Damp towels on the floor And that's when it starts To smell like that I've been with someone

Who was a musty musty boy You know that's really bad For your health It's like mold It wasn't a long relationship But he was musty Everything was must All his clothes

I've never been with A filthy boy No he wasn't filthy But he obviously left All his clothes In the washing machine been with a filthy boy. No, he wasn't filthy, but he obviously left all his clothes in the washing machine for like two days and then he'd take them out and they were dry by then.

It's like possibly the worst fucking story. Poo whiff is what I would say. Poo whiff? Yeah. Isn't it whiff poo? Poo whiff doesn't sound quite right. You say whiff poooo isn't it poo wee i feel like you've got it wrong poo whiff is the word you make me cry

every time with these words that you say whiff poo it's poo whiff right poo whiff but that isn't poo whiff that is always poo wee it's poo wee someone else it's poo wee why is it wrong it's poo wee i don't fucking think he's saying it's poo wee i'm right you're wrong you're wrong oh i'm wrong poo wee oh my god right we need to do a poll is it poo wee or is it poo whiff either way that absolutely sounds better my mum going oh poo whiff so good oh poo whiff and with the hands like this yeah oh i haven't heard this saying since I was about seven right yeah it's literally like my mum if she'd walk into the room pooh pooh whiff

right it's also so true it's definitely only my mum that ever says that like my dad would never say that oh my god no way it's such a mum thing to say isn't it why have we never said that it's like my mum doesn't go she'll go shush oh my god yeah I'm like who says shush it's such a weirdo and she'll be watching tv and i'll just be like

yeah and she'll go shush i'm like say shh don't say it it's like you're typing it out woman right um okay so his towel stank basically his towel stank oh my god you're gonna be sick it was mushy and his sheets smell like combination of boy sweat and old sex i know the smell of old sex you know what it smells like i don't know if i do it's like sex smell you know what you like i know that i know the sign i don't think i should have said that i really prayed to god what sex smell times three times three Times three Like stenchy smell Because you can just air that out

Like you just open the window Get the Dyson purifier going Poo wee Poo wee Poo whiff Right basically Boys do have a smell Like particularly after a night out

Like they have a stench Right do you know what I mean Okay right Can we also talk about I know this is really graphic But No I'm not gonna say it Right say it

Say it You have to say it I know you're that The smell of a willy after a night out Why do they all smell the same I never smell a dick after is really graphic but no i'm not gonna say it right say it say it you have to say it i know the smell of a willy after a night out why do they all smell the same i never smell dick after oh like a bit sweaty like a sweaty just like a day old so like they've had a shower in the morning then they've obviously been out all day all night i can't say i would say no no you've been out all night not going down by there my head is not going down by there my head will not get in the shower like i can't okay maybe that's that's such a lie such a really think about it i know the smell like it's like

almost a slight vinegary almost is that right no mine's more like it's not like bo it's like a sweat but it's not bo sweat i do you know i mean it's not armpit BO It's a different type of smell I really like the smell of BO When I'm a boy Like I like I like armpit sweat smell It doesn't faze me at all I really don't mind it

Oh my god Can you imagine if I'm like Yeah I love the smell of dick BO Like Dick Oh my god Once I was on the train right And my friend Victoria goes

Dick cheese And I was like What does dick cheese smell like Cheesy dick That's like Surely halitosis vibe Halitosis for the breath But yeah I imagine it's like... What does dick cheese smell like? Cheesy dick. That's like surely halitosis vibe. Halitosis for the breath, but yeah, I imagine it's like a smelly dick. But I've never had an experience where I've had a bad smelling penis or anything like that. No, nor me.

But anyway, so going back to this. So I even spotted a mark of something suspicious on his duvet covers, which definitely should have been washed off. These boys. He saw my horror and apologised and explained that I'd been too busy to clean. Sorry, just wash your sheets. No, but sorry, just say it's moisturiser. Just wash the sheets.

You know she's coming from Leeds. That's not that difficult. Don't lie and say it's moisturiser. Just wash the sheets. Yeah, I think boys do this a lot. What if you're not my oh fucking boy oh yeah i'll be not he talked but like thinking back to uni like probably when i slept with someone i died they would probably be at uni but anyway they probably would have

happened like how much you know what it's just like they've had a wank it doesn't mean they've had sex someone else but still oh my god yeah boys probably went all over themselves oh right once this boy told me that belly boys belly buttons smell because they wank and like the cum goes in there gets stuck it dribble it like sprays up and then it dribbles and then they don't how disgusting is that what does it smell like dick cheese kind of yeah you know what's weird does anyone know the smell of what cum is like yeah chlorine i don't really smell that much i'm like i can't really smell that it's such such a specific smell it's mild, but it's kind of like chlorine. I know what you mean.

Like ammonia. Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. Oh my God, I'll never forget once at uni. Honestly, this is such a... Sorry, we're really going on a tangent. This tour dilemma is really getting left and left. At uni, I slept with this guy.

But I didn't sleep with him. I feel really upset if my dad listens. She's really just... Guys, turn your ears off. Parents, grandparents. They mustn't listen. Anyway, at uni, I didn't sleep with this guy, but like... You might as well have.

Might as well have. Anyway, it was curry. And I was like... Someone's had this before. Anyway, he goes... I found out he'd just been for a curry before. You know that happens? No.

That happens. They say if you're a smoker, your cum, boy or girl, tastes bitter. And smells different. Because of the bitter cigarette smell you know at uni god i'm really fascinating she's really diving into this yeah i go on i'm here for it right i found out about the pineapple thing at uni i i didn't tell i don't think that happens but i actually went on a challenge i was like newly single this month and I ate pineapple. My company should smell the best. Taste the best. All day, every day.

And I'm convinced one of my friends did the same. Like we were all eating... I eat pineapple but not for that reason. And apparently it's worth it. You have to eat so much for, I think, that to make a difference. I was eating a tub, a big, you know, the M&S big pot.

Could your port eat? I don't know, right? It's like so much sitting. Anyway, right. So he stank this guy and he was covered in cum basically he saw my horror and apologized explained that he had been too busy to clean he tidied up and we ended up having a nice time more so when we were out of his flat i'm no doubt yeah like i'd be so put off i've just come back from seeing him again this weekend and his bedroom was a lot tidier fresh towels it was luxury in comparison but that same suspicious mark from six months ago was still

on her shoes as in the cum stain surely but surely that would come out in the wash i brought it up and asked him when he last washed his shoes and he turned around me and told me that he doesn't you're kidding me the dead skin the dead skin would be you're getting bed bugs and i'm sorry don't fucking see it with this guy i would get no i would that's that's genuinely my big bed bugs he's the reason why paris fashion week was fucked with bed bugs people like you not washing your sheets instead he said every time his mom comes to visit she changes them for him no then he told me that his mom hadn't visited, she changes them for him. No, I... But then he told me that his mom hadn't visited in over a year as she's moved to Spain.

This is so ridiculous. This is honestly the most pathetic boy I've ever met. Does he not know? Does he not know? He clearly doesn't know. He probably... Dead skin, layers of dead skin, this much will be on his sheets. Do you know those horrible patches of...

You know when you have a bit of fake tan, but you wake up and you're, like... It's like this. It's almost like this squiggly outline of, like... Like dye. Yeah, brown fake tan, but then nothing in the middle. He's probably got them all over his mattress. Like, you know when sometimes it's, like, on the mattress protector

and you're, like, it's not on the sheet, but it's underneath the sheet. How did it happen? Yeah, because one bit of wet has just downed that. And then it's... It will be everywhere. But maybe he didn't fake tan but he definitely And you know what, there's probably mould Underneath

Imagine the amount of dead skin I can't go over the dead skin And the smell Like the spit, like he's gonna dribble Oh god I actually genuinely think this is one of the worst stories we've ever heard I watched his face work out That he had been sleeping in dirty sheets for more than a year he tried to laugh it off i'm really gross

out am i being too sensitive if i call it off over his sheets no i would be out the door mark my words you best believe i wouldn't even be staying the night i'd be like i have a really easy solution for you if you really like him and the sex is that great wash your sheets for him be like you know what i'm gonna take over mum's role for the day yeah you know what no no you know what you say you're gonna change your fucking sheets otherwise i'm not gonna sleep with you again that's what you do i would say and if he says no i'm waiting for mummy to come and do it In you know 2050 Then you should leave

And never speak to him again Once a week change sheets It's half an hour out of your day To strip those sheets I'm completely gobsmacked Completely gobsmacked What would I do It depends really

If you don't have the ick And you're just repulsed You just say You repulse me Change your shoes We can't stay here tonight We'll have to go stay In an Airbnb We'll have to

I'd rather sleep on the floor I'm really grossed out Same me too I'm just trying to think If I've ever had anyone That's been the slightest bit Like unhygienic I haven't

I haven't Oh well Not unhygienic in the sense i haven't oh well not unhygienic in the sense they've not changed their sheets musty boy i don't think i ever had i've had someone that's lived a more your boys are very very clean i had that one boy that wasn't so clean oh yeah yeah no very clean very clean very clean obviously we showered twice a day. Didn't look clean. He had that look that was very grunge. Grunge, chic, undone vibe.

And, like, when you live in a house full of boys, they think their version of clean is just different to what, like, someone else's is. It wasn't messy. It just wasn't, like, spic and span clean. Kind of like a uni house. You know, you try your best to, like, wipe the surface down, but it's still a bit of grease kind of that vibe i've had that before but my standards for cleanliness is like extraordinarily high so that was the worst i've ever had but it wasn't bad at all i was fine staying there would you drink sheets there was clean sheets every week the room was the hoovered

because i saw them different every time oh my god they were like different color that's really good yeah because he would be how do you know that would be here wait would you drink out the glasses because there's nothing else i'll tell you big big dishwasher big egg boy can i have a glass of water give it gives it to you in a mug i really a thick thick mug yeah yeah yeah oh that's such and it's and you know what it is it's normally one of the um like mrs sunshine mugs or like one of those cartoon on it. They're all random. They're all just random mugs.

And I'm like, just buy a set of mugs from Ikea. Just buy a glass. Buy a glass. Yeah, just buy a fucking glass. Wash up your glass. I love how we're making excuses. Yeah, and then also rusty knife and fork. Have you ever had that?

No, never. It's not their fault because the dishwasher's sort of done it, Yeah, and then also, like, rusty knife and fork. Have you ever had that? No. Like, they... Never. It's not their fault, because the dishwasher's sort of done it, but it's, like, a bit of discolouration. That's not that much of an it. You know what, isn't it? People don't have fucking kitchen roll in their kitchens. I'm like, how do you live day to day?

Yeah. Or they don't have a tea towel. There's nothing to dry the hands on. So you go to wash your hands and you're like need to dry my hands and they go and they go and they yeah i have and i'm like where the fuck and they just go just do this i'm like no that is just not a way to live it's so unhygienic definitely have not had kitchen roll in my house a couple times okay guys that was the end of that educational episode hope you enjoyed it opinionated

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