Wednesdays - 41. Three cousins, one HUGE secret… Our messiest story yet!!!!

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

Melissa and Sophie are back from their friend's wedding, ready to dive into all things bridesmaids as wedding season kicks off! They’ll be sharing top tips on keeping your hairstyle flawless in the heat and hacks to prevent makeup from melting in the sun 🥵This week, we have an incredibly JUICY dilemma that’s a real family affair. Our Tiny is caught in the middle of a huge family scandal: one of her cousins slept with another cousin’s fiancé before the wedding, and now the two are married. Should Tiny spill the secret and risk breaking up the newlyweds, or keep it to herself?Want More?! Check out our new subscription: AD FREE, BONUS EPS and ALL the goss wednesdays.supercast.com/The girls are loving your silly girl summer stories so if you have one or a dilemma, any personal advice for another Tiny, or a follow up to a dilemma? You can send us a voice note or message using the link here.Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]--Credits:Producer & Editor: @ben_johnsAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec: @jemimarathboneVideo editor: @jakeji.p Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa are you a doctor uh I want to be but I'm not I'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts at anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help welcome back to Wednesdays welcome back we're in a different location again we're just hot spotting all the time these days until we're we're in our new studio our new premises I'm so excited for that we've've just come back from Rome to my best friend's wedding. And both of us were there. I was a bridesmaid.

Melissa was a guest. It was just so mega. It is so stunning. It was pretty. Yeah, it was mega. It was so fun. We had the best night. Yeah, what did you do makeup-wise?

And what did Georgia do on the bride makeup-wise? Because obviously it was hot. Mind you, it wasn't too hot. It was just a perfect warm. It was actually really, really hot on my face when I was watching the ceremony. You were right in the sun. I put so much setting spray on my face, guys. I am telling you now, Melissa, we went to the loo and you and Megan started reading your makeup.

I went to do it and I was like, I simply can't. Don't need to do anything. My face felt like it was about to crack when I moved. That's how much I put on. It felt like a face mask. It felt really dry. But to crack when I moved. That's how much I put on. It felt like a face mask. It felt really dry. But it didn't look it. I went home with the same makeup on I had at the beginning of the night.

Like, I was shook. Oh, my God. But I, when I say it was dripping down my face when I sprayed it, because my sister was like, just overdo it. And we went, shh. And we did, like, six layers, all of us. Another hack. Apparently, Carl Richards, who is Real Housewives of Beverly real housewives probably she puts like a deodorant

roller i saw around here and on her top lip you know who else does that olivia atwood i don't get sweaty face neither do i at all but i'm also like i don't fancy putting like actual deodorant on my skin i'm like that would break me out like here and here ew no me too also my deodorant's like really minty eucalyptusy so it's like quite like spicy almost you know when you like wash yourself and it's like so I'm like if I put that there that won't feel nice for me mine's claggy like waxy mine's the same we've both got the same deodorant I use that fussy stuff or that wild deodorant and it's really creamy it's so creamy so that I wouldn do, but maybe if you've got like really spatty face. Yeah. What other things?

Tips to keep the hair intact. I use a shite ton load of dry shampoo that Maria Nila saved me. It just holds the blow dry in. How good did my hair look that blow dry? Did you notice or no? I did. I thought I looked really good. And you know why?

Because I spinned it the other way. How do you do this then? So instead of doing the curls like in to my face, so it's like this, I did it away from my face, which I haven't done in years. And I was like, oh my God, that looks so much better. I remember when I started air wrapping,

you told me I needed to change the way I was doing it, but I never could work out how to do it. That's because you did it on the same direction on both sides. So this side would be in and this side would be away. Oh, yeah. And I was like, you need to do it on the same. I both sides so this i would be in and this side would be away oh yeah and i was like you need to do it i can't spin it my air wrap like the head doesn't neither you have a different head that you need to put on it you've obviously lost that is such a you thing to do you've lost no i just reordered myself a whole shot because yeah and you can now you can switch this makes total sense total total That is such a you thing to do.

I obviously have sun cream on underneath, but like, let's be honest, you're not going to be reapplying sun cream. You can't reapply, because you've got to take the makeup off, reapply, put it back on. You can get a Kate Somerville. Oh, yeah.

Like an aerosol situation. And it's so good. I don't bring that, because it's very big. I also think by the time that the wedding's happened, the sun's gone down, the UV rays are not as powerful. Like, you're going to be in the shade. You're not going to be sunbathing. No. Anyway, it was so good. So guys, I need to debrief because whilst I was in Rome, I saw somebody stare me straight in the eye and pick their nose and eat it. A grown man,

probably Jamie's age, they picked his nose and he stared into my eyes and shoved it in his mouth and i did he then go he like sucked he sucked it what the hell yeah and it just sparked that conversation in my mind like those people who pick their nose and eat it you aren't well you know what else you're getting worms if you pick your nose and eat it my mum always used to say those kids that pick their nose and eats it they'll be getting worms I'm exposing myself I'm exposing Melissa because we just spoke about this and I just think if you're denying this in your lives when I was younger I remember being about five and I remember being in an art class and it was like we were doing like you know the sticker yeah yeah yeah and we were like that age I remember looking to my left and seeing this really cool girl she was so cool she was so pretty and she picked her nose and she I saw the broken she that age. I remember looking to my left and seeing this really cool girl. She was so cool.

She was so pretty. And she picked her nose and I saw the bogey and she ate it. And I remember vividly being like, that's obviously what you do. So I gave it a go and I remember literally nearly vomiting on the spot. I had the same thing. Forevermore, I thought, why the fuck do people do it? Not only is it disgusting, it tastes like shit. It's disgusting.

It's like someone picking their toenail and eating it. I'm going to expose myself even further. Go on. I saw someone doing it with earwax, so I gave that a go as well. That sucked. That was genuinely like, you know how wax from a candle tastes? I've never seen. Like, it was like, I can't even remember really what it tasted like, but I remember it being so, like, jarring is the only way to describe it.

I've never heard of anyone eating nail bit. Saw someone do it and I was like, I must try. Yeah, yeah, I would have been doing the same thing for sure. What is it about kids and habits? I also really tried my best to be a nail biter. I tried really hard to be a nail biter. So did I. Because a really cool guy in my class was a nail biter. And then I literally wanted...

I couldn't do it. I was like, I can't ever bite through the nail. And then I pretended, you know that the mums would like I can't ever bite through the nail and then I pretended you know that the mums would stick your finger in like this horrible stuff oh yeah to make it so I just pretended I'd be at school

and I was like can't do it now because my mum's put that on so I didn't have to do it come on we just tried so hard to fit in we really did

but going back to the nose picking thing like I just I can't fathom it so it's that's horrible that that stayed with you as well it lives in my mind I'm constantly thinking,

why are you doing that? Oh my God. What? I do actually know someone that you know, and I was walking past him, actually no, Toby was walking past him, and he told me this story.

Driving his car down the King's Road, Toby clocks him to wave, and he's just literally sat there with his finger up his nose, digging for gold up there. And Toby was then like, I can't wave now, so I have to pretend I haven't seen him because I would have literally caught him

red-handed with his finger way up his nose. Jamie sits there watching TV, picking his nose all the time. I never see him get a bogey. He just likes to fiddle in there. But let me tell you, that boy also agrees, and we've had conversations about the eating it.

He also has tried it and been like, don't get it. Why do people do it? He's like, I gave it a go too in light of being honest and being crude and crass and whatever else we're talking about that we've tried and done sophie and i both think this like it's a gut cleanse slasher parasite cleanse so basically it's this really thick fibrous powder. And all these other wonderful herbs and spices and cleansing things for like heavy metals, parasites, blah, blah, blah. You pour a scoop, a level scoop into water.

Mix, mix, mix as fast as you can. You have to dab it immediately or it's clay. Honestly, it's like it's a race against time. It's clay. The last sip, I was saying, I held like that and it like slowly went on. It goes so thick. You like gagging though. Toby was gagging. I was actually fine because I had the chocolate.

I was like, it tastes like actually like kind of pleasant. Like it's so fun. The texture's really bizarre. Anyway, it was my first day today trying it. You use it once a day in some water and things are moving and grooving. Let's just put it that way. I'm going to be really brief. So I did it about, before I went to Ib ibiza i lasted four days because it tasted like ass and i just didn't nothing was moving and

grooving so i was like well this is my but i think you have to drink triple the amount of water you have to drink guys because it will i think it could have the opposite effect of like i think so it's too much because it's so fibrous which then just sucks in every part of moisture so unless you're drinking loads of water, this is a gorgeous coconut water from Kooks, which I'm currently drinking just to re-electrolyte it. And also, it made me, like, puffy. Do you remember I told you?

Like, it made me puffy, but that's obviously because it took all my water. I was, like, then malnourished of water. There you go. Do you want some of that gorgeousness? Isn't that just, like, heaven in a glass bottle? So if you introduced that to me and it's bankrupt to be absent

raw coconut water this costs £9.80 wait no exaggeration it's gone up in price you are

it used to be £7.99 which was still a fucking rip off I wince every time I put it in the basket Sophie would take them all off of zap in the whole of West London

so I couldn't fucking get any and I remember you fucking get any. And I remember you then get to the studio and you'd order them because you were like, they only have them in a certain amount in each Zap around London. So like every location you'd get, you'd order them. I knew. But the reason being, guys, is because I was getting married and someone or somewhere said that coconut water would make your skin glow from within. So I literally drank for a whole year just coconut water.

But to be fair fair I kind of think it did work it's excellent for you one of those a day wow okay so let's get into dilemmas dilemma one from a boy oh my god I have to say something about a boy really quickly really before we get into this dilemma on my way back from Chrissy and Archie's wedding Toby and I are about to get on the Gatwick Express this really sweet gorgeous boy Australian boy 22 years old he was like are you Melissa and are you Toby

and we were like hi yeah and he was like oh my god I love your podcast Melissa I think you and Sophie are so great then we sat next to each other on the train the whole way back just such a gorgeous lovely boy he was like yeah I go to uni in Dublin I'm just doing a six month st he was like yeah I go to uni and um Dublin I'm just doing a six-month stint there my girlfriend's coming to visit me in London next week for the rest of my family we're staying for a month before I go back he's like I think your

podcast is just so great I love it and I was like oh my god and I was like have you ever written in and he got up his phone he was like oh yeah I have and I'm gonna unsend that right now because it's pretty embarrassing oh my god sweet angel and i didn't get his name but shout out to you because you're absolutely babe sorry guys why does that just give me honestly i was like that really gave me life okay right carry on okay so this is from another boy hey sophie and melissa i recently started talking to my ex-girlfriend again we broke up around six months ago after the relationship went sour but we finally started to be nice towards each other. And we're now seeing why we loved each other in the first place.

A few weeks ago, I'd flown back into London from a trip away and my ex happened to be in London too with work. She suggested that I stay at her hotel, which her worker paid for before I went back up north. I said yes as I wanted to spend time with her as just us. We had a lovely dinner and there was some flirty comments being made, body language, laughing, which I thought was a good sign. The bill comes and she asked me to go half, which I agreed to. After we paid, she

immediately takes a photo of the receipt to claim the whole of the bill on expenses. Oh my god, that's so naughty. I said, this is the first time we've been civil in months and you're claiming dinner back as an expense. It made me feel a bit weird and I don't know where to go from here. She made him split the bill, so she's basically making profit off him. She shouldn't have made him split the bill, but I get why she's claiming it back. Yeah, claiming it back, but then don't make him split the bill because she's literally going like,

that's basically like giving you 50 quid or 100 quid, however much the bill was. Half the bill. That's weird vibes. Really weird vibes. Listen, I mean, sack her off. That's just really fucking strange.

I just find people so weird. Like, why would you do that? Sophie thinks everyone's super strange at the moment. She's honestly sat here today and just gone, the older I get, the weirder people are becoming. It's so true. It was that long walk.

She don't love you anymore. Like, she's making money off of you. No. She's just stingy. Like, that's what I'd say about her. She might not actually know. That might not have been as calculated as you think. She might have accidentally been like, I'm going to claim it back as an expense. I kind of think that's what I would. And get my half back. Yeah.

She might not be claiming the whole thing back at all. I don't know. I'd maybe just bring it up with her and be like, look, I actually thought that was, like, I don't know if you meant it like that, but this is how it came across as me and I'm a little bit, like, offended, if I'm honest, because I would have happily paid for the whole bill in taking you out for dinner.

I didn't think you were going to then expense it. Is that what you were trying to do or was that just unintentional and it looked worse than it was? Yeah, she might just be, be like a really practical girlie. You know what I mean? And be like, wow. And good for her. And good for her.

But. You know what? I think I'd do the same. I'm like. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. If I'm on a work trip and they're paying for my dinner. I wouldn't be thinking, oh, he's now paid me.

My brain just wouldn't go there. I'd be like. No, neither. I would be like, oh, I'll get it and we can expense it yeah like let me on in on this gorgeous little situation

you know what should we get another couple glasses and expense it yeah yeah like let's have some fun but maybe she's a bit

of a novice and like doesn't quite understand how expensing works and she just thinks they're gonna see there's two glasses of wine so she thinks

she'll have to line it up. She might have clarified with them and been like can you expense this half? She might have sent them the bill because she'd have to send them the bill

no matter what and been like can you expense 30 quid? Exactly. Like we don't know the details and I love it. This is so obviously

a bloke writing this in because I'm like the lack of detail going on in this. I'm like why did you break up? Did you have sex? Why did you kiss? Did you start talking again?

I just am like all you're caring about is the fact that she explains the bill and you don't want to know if you had sex again i need to know more details is this really the real dilemma yeah is this the real dilemma okay point if you liked her enough that would not annoy you like no offense i wouldn't even like think twice if someone did that to me if you're in that lust zone you're like yeah yeah I wouldn't be like red flag like it's not that jarring but if you look at it it is a bit weird it is a bit weird but she probably didn't think about it if I'm honest she obviously irritates you anyway because that's something that you're picking up on because you notice weird stuff like that you know when it's getting to the end of a relationship you're like everything you do fucking irritates yeah this is day. Yeah. This is that vibe.

This is that vibe. Toby's an ex I went back to. That's been swimmingly fine. But the one before that, before that, I went back after eight months and it was just, everything was a no. And when you're out, you're out. When you're out, you're out.

And also, what happens when you go back to an ex, right? You go back, but you just slip straight back into how you left like there's no nothing ever really changes in terms of like the problems don't go away they come straight back and you're way too comfortable like you're not having probably quite dand in then it comes straight back and then and then all these things that annoy you annoy you even more you're picking up on every tiny thing they do you're over analyzing everything which you shouldn't do. At the end of the day, you don't need to see her again

if she's taking money from you and make expensing whatever. She's obviously annoying you. I think, yeah. If someone annoyed me, I'd be like, oh, we're not seeing them again. You also haven't said that you're deeply in love with her and this is something that's been a problem in the past, blah, blah, blah. If you don't really care about it, then just say to her, just ask the question. Yeah, I would for clarity.

Give me my money then, bitch. It's really bothering you. And then just be like, try and tell me that. Yeah. Because you expensed it. Yeah. I'll be on my way. We need to have more dilemmas from boys because I feel like it really gives some great clarity

to us girls as in what you're thinking about versus what we're thinking. Also, we're thrilled to be helping you. So speak up. We know you're thinking about this is what we're thinking also we're thrilled to be helping you so speak up i know we know you're there also if i was a boy like i'd be writing in because we know what the girls want we know how the girls brains work keep them coming absolutely dilemma two hey girls long time listener here and I've been thinking about rising in for a while. Here we go. Last year, one of my cousins got engaged. Let's call her cousin Millie. Millie asked me and my three other girl cousins to be bridesmaids. Lovely. We were all over the moon as we were basically like sisters and we all went out that evening

to celebrate. Whilst we were out, we met up with my cousin's fiancé and some of his friends towards the end of the night. We lost her fiancé. And our other cousin, let's call her Cousin Sarah. Dot, dot, dot. Oh my God. We were looking for them for a while and Cousin Millie wouldn't let us go home until we found them.

I'm scared. We finally heard that they got in a taxi back to cousin Millie's where they were all staying. At the time we didn't think anything of this as we were all close and the fiance had been in our family for 10 years. When we eventually got back I went into the room I was sharing with cousin Sarah. She came in and told me to not tell anyone. It revealed that she had just had sex with the fiance in cousin Millie's bed. No, are you fucking joking? Cousin Sarah explained they started kissing in the Uber, but stopped.

But it had started again by the time they had made it home. Oh, my cousins. I was the closest with Sarah. I felt awful knowing this news and tried to get her to tell Millie. Yeah, absolutely. What would you do? I genuinely am laughing so much because this is just so crazy. I would slap Sarah.

I'm so angry. I would slap her. It's also like the balls of just being like, don't say anything. It's like that girl who's like, yeah, when my best friend left

I just went and sweetened. I know. What's going on with these girls? The nonchalant behaviour. Cousin Sarah really needs to pack it in. I left Sarah feeling shocked and she went to get her clothes

as they were still on the floor upstairs in Millie's bedroom. Fuck off. Millie was downstairs making herself a cup of tea and I didn't sleep at all that night and cried a lot. Yeah, I would fucking cry. Like that is just horrible. Sarah refused to tell Millie. I felt manipulated but was terrified of destroying my family by revealing a big secret. Millie and her fiance got married six months later and we were all bridesmaids as planned, even cousin Sarah. Oh, you sicko.

I'm now less bothered about losing people. I just want it off my chest. I'm worried that Millie will soon start a family with her now husband and I want her to know all the facts.

But is it the right thing to tell Millie? I'm not worried about the consequences for me. Millie and Sarah live near each other. I see them hanging out every day

and it makes me feel sick. I've been worrying about this for the last year and knowing the truth makes me feel like an awful person thank you has too much time passed that's the question she's now married like she's married he she wasn't married this will be an affair and it will happen again if you go on holiday cousin Sarah Sarah and fiancé are definitely going to be shagging again. A hundred percent. It's known territory. Oh my God, look, they're hanging out every day. I just know Sarah will be going over there to, like, have a little flirt. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, she'll be looking forward to going over there. I feel sick. She'll be going there dressed to the nines, makeup nice, hair nice. Like, no. Right, listen, what you've got to do, you need to go to Sarah and say... You're a bad person. You've got until midnight and I'm telling her we're going to pull a Bridgerton.

I would also tell my mum, your auntie, why are we not involving the aunties? I would be included. That's such a good point. I would be telling your mum... Let's include more people in this. Absolutely. Why are you burdening it?

You don't have to keep this to yourself. Definitely tell your mum. I would also... I would tell Sarah's mum. Sorry, I would tell all the mums. I would tell Sarah's mum sorry I would tell all the mums I would get all the aunties together and I would go

look your nasty little creature of a daughter has done this you can say how guilty you feel because it's natural to feel guilty I feel fucking like

a shit person for not saying this sooner and I'm now worried you're going to have children and then it's going to be even worse and I should have said something before

but I'm saying it now and then as Sophie said you're including more people in how you can then tell Millie because like the mum might be like I would like to tell Millie yeah it should come from like the mum or the sister or whatever I think it's actually really awkward sometimes when it comes directly from the person like by the way should I agree I actually think I'd want someone else to tell me I think the mum should like I think if you're if you're all family I'm picturing like me and my cousins'd want someone else to tell me. I think the mum should. Like, I think if you're all family,

I'm picturing, like, me and my cousins. If you've tried to tell your cousin to tell when she's not, I would tell your auntie and be like, look, this is what they've done. I'm really sorry that you've had to deal with this because, like, it will really destroy your family. Like, this is a lot. I would sit Sarah down.

I would be like, Sarah, I know that you don't have a conscience and you don't have any remorse or guilt but you are really a bad person yeah and you've not only now made my life a misery because I constantly think about this and it's literally in my mind every day the guilt is eating me alive our cousin Millie is going to have babies with a cheating scumbag, and you're hanging around her every day with no conscience, so firstly, you might be a narcissist or a psychopath, but secondly, if you don't tell her,

I'm telling your mum today, I'm telling my mum, I'm telling Millie's mum, and as a family, we're going to get to the bottom of this. Stay true to yourself with it. Don't chicken out. Don't let her manipulate you. I picture Sarah as scary and manipulative.

You know what? I maybe wouldn't fucking sit Sarah down, because i feel like she'll then talk you out saying anything you must just go directly you must call them up if you can't see them face to face call them up no more hesitation no more hesitation because at the end of the day this is also now damaging you and you're involved in it and it's actually not fucking fair i wouldn't sleep at night knowing my information no terrible business that is and then obviously we want you to follow up once you've outed this oh my god we need this to be followed and we'll maybe we'll talk about we'll do that on the follow-up then obviously as well

so if you want to hear the rest of the story the subscription with the follow-up you guys know the drill also if you need to speak to us in more of a live sense that whatsapp chat might be really great because we can give you some on-hand advice maybe there if we need to we'll be there holding your hand the whole way okay guys this is a bit of a story this one so hi ladies you were talking about dating the same guy here is my story i've been on three dates over three weeks with this guy let's call him dave after our third date we slept together dave then told me he wasn't going to stay over and left rude this made me feel super weird as we'd had a nice time and it wasn't a one-night stand kind of situation one of my friends was in the are we dating the same guy facebook group that we spoke

about the other week and she said that he had been posting the group that morning by someone else. You are joking. Oh, fuck. The post asked about any red flags on him, but no one had responded. I didn't mind that he was still talking to other people because let's be real,

we'd only been on three dates and I was also keeping my options open. The next morning, my friend rang me with some unexpected news. A girl commented on the post of Dave saying he was slow on replies over the weekend, which he said was due to the fact he was visiting his six-week-old child.

Oh, no. I repeat, six-week-old child. Oh, my God, no, she's just given birth. No, no, no, he can't say we were there. This means that on my first date with Dave, he had a three-week-old baby that he had completely failed to mention. That's just so... It's even. This means that on my first date with Dave, he had a three-week-old baby that he had completely failed to mention. That's just so...

It's even more unbelievable as on our first date, I asked him if he ever wanted to have children one day and he said that he would only with the right person. Little did I know he had a secret three-week-old child practically fresh from the womb at this point. Needless to say, I had to come front of him and he confessed to keeping his six-week-old newborn from me. He wasn't with the mother anymore, but seriously,

shouldn't he be sleep-deprived from being a new father and not shagging about talking to mature women? He wanted to continue dating as he liked me, likely story pal, but I told him there was zero chance. Flags don't come redder than the one that was flapping right in my face. He still tries to match with me on the apps and he still doesn't have the fact that he has children disclosed on his app some people never learn i think the lack of not telling the truth but in this case day i agree he shouldn't have a third date you should mention it i agree

i agree before you sleep with me and i fall in love with you and you know before i'm agreeing to be a stepmom like i would like to be involved in that information i agree that's not my responsibility to like prop you up and you and to be used as your shag to make you feel better about the fact that you're freaking out about being a new dad. Let me have the choice. I agree.

Freaking out about being a new dad. I don't know. Right, but if he said that, it feels like I've got a six-week-old, I'd probably be like, okay, well, I don't think we're compatible. No, exactly. And neither would she.

It's like slightly like weird. I don't think it's right to lie about it. I think you're right, but I just, I don't think he's like as sociopathic as like the cousin who's sleeping with her cousin's fiance. But I think he's just a fucking dumb boy. He's lied again. That's my vibe with it. Yeah. But not right, and you're on the right for saying bye bye to red flag.

Because that would just be a nightmare. Also, he's clearly also sleeping with lots of other girls. So, yeah, he's also, sleeping with lots of other girls so yeah he's also it is a little bit weird like isn't he tired well probably mum is doing all the work

yeah let's hope he's not with the mum well that would then be another problem in itself he has said that he's not but he lies

so who knows thank god for that Facebook group that's all I can say like thank I might join it just to get some intel we need to

we must okay so we've got a really funny silly girl story should we read it yeah it was 2016 I'd just finished

my A-levels broken up with my boring boyfriend and enjoying a drunk silly summer soundtrack by Drake's One Dance oh my god I used

oh fucking what a banger every Friday night me and my homegirls would get ready friend and enjoying a drunk silly summer soundtrack by drake's one dance oh my god i used a fucking what a banger every friday night me and my home girls would get ready and go out for a freaky friday which was a cheap night in one of the sticky dance floor clubs at my town it was the kind of place where anybody would get with anybody and for the past few weeks i've been getting with this boy let's call him nathan that night was different nathan had started chatting to another girl and left me feeling like chopped liver. After one too many VKs, I decided to take matters into my own hands

and went into the bathroom and sent him a Snapchat of me and my tits with the caption, are my nips getting licked tonight or not? I am dead. In the midst of me being drunk, I dropped my phone in the loo which made it stop working not the time i left the bathroom with my broken phone to find my friends looking at me with a

face of shock oh my god she put it on my story no no she didn't i hadn't sent the snapchat to me then i'd actually put it on my story nightmare i don't believe it i was too drunk to remember the past when after some minutes of panic I just thought fuck it, my boobs look good. And I was too drunk to care about having anxiety over something I couldn't change. This is just genius.

I didn't get with Nathan that night but kissed a whole load more boys who I think liked my no fucks attitude. Oh my god, that's so funny. It's a night which went down as history for me and the girls and being with them the next morning as they helped me get my phone back up and running and get the story down, helped soothe the hangover. Oh my God, that is honestly golden. That is unbelievable.

That is so funny. Are my nips getting licked tonight? Or what? Guys, keep sending. I am obsessed with the gumption. Same. That is unbelievable. I need you guys to keep sending in I am obsessed with the gumption like that is unbelievable I need you guys to keep sending in more of these stories they're so so good

we love them so much let's keep this silly summer girl stories going like let's just keep silly girl summer girl let's keep up the energy like let's keep doing shit like this let's all just post our tits out and going absolutely

I am gonna aim to come back from this summer with two epic stories me too me too that's my goal guys we've got our follow up episode coming out tomorrow

which you can listen to huge we're diving into Paris we are deep diving into things maybe we shouldn't say but we're going to talk about it in a minute we're just debriefing

we're letting it all out yeah and we are also getting the follow up from the girl who was at war with her mother-in-law. Do you guys remember? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I'm so excited.

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