Wednesdays - 44. My boy best friend has told me he’s a cheat: Do I keep his secret?

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

Both of the girls are off on holiday next week so they take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their wild adventures during their Made in Chelsea days, sharing some juicy stories. AND they get into a full on debate on…tighty-whities. Sophie is a definite nay, while Melissa is all for it. Where do you stand on what underwear your man should wear?!And we have a dilemma from one of our Tiny listeners who needs some girl-power support: her partner won't go down on her, and she doesn't know how to bring it up. We're all about championing female pleasure, so Melissa and Sophie share their advice on making the most of time in the bedroom.Want More?! Check out our premium subscription The Follow Up - AD FREE, BONUS EPS and ALL the goss wednesdays.supercast.com/The girls are loving your silly girl summer stories so if you have one or a dilemma, any personal advice for another Tiny, or a follow up to a dilemma? You can send us a voice note or message using the link here.Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]--Credits:Producer & Editor: @ben_johnsAssistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_Exec: @jemimarathboneVideo editor: @jakeji.p Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help guys guys we're back we're back in our lovely, lovely studio. We just like it here, don't we? Anyway, guys, we've got so many things to talk to you guys about. I'm going to Croatia next week. Woo-woo! And my sister's getting married on the weekend.

Woo-woo! I'm also going to Croatia next week. Woo-woo! I know. I hope we cross paths. That's all I can say. Okay, so she's off to Croatia on a boat, and I'm going with Jamie's dad and Jamie's step-mom.

Gorgeous. Which is the four of us, and we're literally crossing over. We're going at Jamie's dad and Jamie's step-bun. Gorgeous. Which is the four of us and we're literally crossing over. We're going the same time. It's so random that we book that at the same time. I know. What are the chances? So random. So we're going to Havar.

So maybe we'll see you. And we're also going to Havar. And the last time I was in Havar was with you. On a main Chelsea trip. So I get to reminisce all those lovely memories. That was one of the wildest times. So for context we went there with made in chelsea about six years ago filming that was when me and jamie first

became friends yes because i was dating sam i was dating sam and then that oh my god there's a lot of drama that went on in croatia it was really wild anyway that was our last time we spent so he had not a huge argument we had a huge argument we were there for six weeks and it was just brutal. It was so awful. I just barely knew anyone. I remember feeling so homesick. I was like, it was awful. And we ate so much tuna steak.

We had an argument because Sophie thought I deserved better. Oh, yeah, than Harry. Yeah, than Diana. He held her hand crossing the road all that way. Was that why? Yeah. But obviously you and Sophie used to have really taken a strong side. I was so easily manipulated.

Like I was very much like, because I loved you so much. If they were like, no, this happened. You were kind of like, I don't really care. But I was also like, I've forgiven him. Why do you care so much? You're not in this relationship. Yeah, why did I care so much? Because you were just one of those gals back in the day.

That is so weird of me. I must have just been really produced in, like, giving them a storyline. Anyway, I think that we were... Not you doing that when my boyfriend at the time was, like, shagged her. Actually had shagged her. And I was like, no, no, it's okay for me to forgive him,

but you can't forgive your... You were also in the doghouse because you were also messaging your ex at the same time. Do you not remember? So you and Sam were on equal par of, like, what you'd sam were on equal par of like what you'd fucked up on that's why fuck yeah oh so i forgave him yeah and he had to forgive you god that's so toxic of rank oh i was so young i know you it's actually hideous do you remember

the feet situation what i will remember though is jamie jumped off the edge and spiked his foot with a leprechaun what they call a sea urchin I do remember that and the sea urchin was stuck out of his foot and everyone was trying to squeeze it

and everyone was trying to get that bad boy out and no one could and you and I did not give a fuck we were like no I think I gave it a go with the tweezers

I was like I'm good with tweezers but I couldn't get it out oh no I didn't go near it like that sort of thing makes me feel sick I just remember that Liv Bentley was having it brought her

oh my god Liv Bentley got really Liv and Digby had a huge argument she pushed him in the ocean she pushed him off i was like you go girl and we would like all miss the boats to come back so we'd go on this little boat to this island and like we'd get fucked and then so pissed we were so drunk like i like so young and just like bizarre behavior there was a lot of sun and there's a lot of like no one liked each other but we all kind of did like we all just get on even though everyone was in an argument everyone's in an argument everyone still did stuff together we all hate each other it's so wild it was a weird time it was so weird right so that was that celebrity

gossip what do we have okay Theo James so he's obviously just done this whole dodging of honor have you seen it no campaign I've seen the photos I've not seen the video and I cannot wait okay so I'm picturing like David Gandy did the last one it's like there's like right it's like the bulging the bulging situation is gorgeous I'm gonna tell you something I like a tighty-bitey I'm just gonna

have a look I don't I can't convince my boyfriend to wear them but I do like them I don't but if they're

gonna be tighty-biteys they've gotta be tight like I don't and I can't bear like baggy a saggy white just like you're not filling out the pant exactly like a saggy white thing just like us wearing a saggy thong oh I've just never I've never seen someone in a tighty-whity but that obviously he looks fit but I don't if Jamie Wharton and tighty-whity I'd be like why are you wearing them really yeah to be fair same if Jamie's wearingy I'd be like why are you wearing them really yeah to be fair

same if Toby was wearing them I'd be like what but I like it I would be like that's the most random thing ever it is random I wonder they obviously sell

do you know they're always in a Calvin Klein shop what about speed I don't like it's neither here nor there if I'm totally honest it's just you're not used to it if he was like

I find them way more comfy you'd be like okay they're not that indifferent to like Calvin Klein the tight ones yeah you know what I don't like it's the baggy one it's the baggy one

nor me and I know it's a preference and I actually think it's healthier to wear the baggier one it is on the old ball sacks but I just don't like it's like the surplus baggy

it's just it's just not my vibe I don't my like Jamie wears some of his like pajamas fine to chill in

different different but like he's not putting them on under his jeans just because they're bulk but I kind of do

I think that's it I think it's guys in suits normally wear a baggier one I don't know why no no no not a boy in a suit I'm thinking like

a genzy boy wearing like really vintagey baggy jeans wearing the baggy checked boxers underneath his heart but I'm not thinking

I'm off to work in my suit my ankle climbing suits with baggy boxers underneath his heart but I'm not thinking I'm off to work in my suit my ankle climbing suits with baggy box underneath that is ick central you know what's mental I've never been with a boy that's worn a suit to work oh my god I haven't it's ick it's sorry but I have I really didn't like it I actually genuinely think that was the cause for me breaking up with somebody why? because we were going out so long I'd never seen him as you and then he wore suits

and I was like ooh not sure discrimination boys in suits but like it depends on your style if you're like a street wear guy and you're suddenly in you're like a streetwear guy like and you're suddenly in like this like moss bra suit like i'm not gonna fancy you like i don't like jamie particularly unless he's in like a black tie yeah black tie i love when i see

toby or like a boy that i've like my brother i'm like oh my god you look so gorgeous all the boys that like chrissy's wedding i just love it stunning you look gorgeous there's something really gorgeous about that okay so going into more eggs just talkingissy's Maddie you're all stunning you look gorgeous there's something really gorgeous about that okay so going into more eggs just talking about Speedos

what do we think about them Speedos no no come on if Toby's wearing Speedos if Toby wore them no

I would be like Melissa we need words if we're on holiday and Toby's coming out the scene in a pair of buddy swag

I'd be like Melissa he's a gorgeous boy get that boy some trunks yeah no that's not really my vibe talk to me about Dallas Cowgirls so Buddy smugglers. I'd be like, Melissa, he's a gorgeous boy. Get that boy some trunks. Yeah, no, I don't. That's not really my vibe.

Talk to me about Dallas Cowgirls. So. I'm up for it. I want to be one of them. I'm going to wear their outfit for my Halloween outfit. I will too. I think the whole of the UK is probably going to do the same. Well, anyone that's fucking got Netflix is going to wear it.

Is it really that good? It's really good. Like, is it a reality TV show? The only thing that annoys me about it, I actually think it's, I'm probably, like, people might disagree with me on this. Their standards are incredibly high. So they're effectively athletes, supermodels, and artists,

I would say, all in one. And they are so committed. These girls are so intelligent. Most of them have, like, really big jobs on the side. Like, most of them are, like, accountants, full-time nurses. Look at you. It's honestly crazy. And then they do all this training in the night

because they're so passionate about it. The one thing that really pisses me off about the whole thing is they get paid like nothing. And then the footballers are getting paid millions. So they definitely have the budget to pay them more. That's like annoying because they're honestly just so talented

you would honestly die for it. It's amazing. Really? And it's complete reality. It's not it's documentary whoa it's tough gig people say it's like a bit culty vibes but i didn't get that i just felt like it was very it's they're professional dancers like are they it's very like being a dancer no no they have to sign like contracts where they're absolutely never allowed to go near an nfl so what's the drama like why are we watching it just for the talent? You would just really like it.

Really? It's like the audition process, like how tough they are, like your leg wasn't high enough. Like if someone's put on weight, you have to sign a contract and they're like, she's not looking quite right, like she's put on a bit of weight or like she's looking too skinny. Like you've got to be fit but you can't be too thin and you can't be overweight.

Whoa, that pressure's too much. It's a lot of pressure. If you can't handle the pressure and you don't want to do it, you don't do it, do you know what I mean? Like they do it because they want that. And what are they getting out of it? They get to be, like, in the most iconic cheerleading squad in the world. They're arguably, like, the best dancers in the world.

Like, the auditions are mental, how tough it is. What the fuck? You need, it's so important. So we must go and watch that. And it's obviously, like, Netflix's hype show at the moment. I think so. It's, like, the number one thing on Netflix, I think, right now. Let's get into Dilemmas.

Okay, Dilemma one. Hey girls, I recently started dating this really great guy. We pretty much went all exclusive from the first date. Oh my god, I freaking love that. Me too. Just wife me up straight away. Wife me the fuck up and i spent the past month getting to know each other the chat is great i'm really attracted to him

and we're at a really exciting stage where i can't keep my hands off him we've been having a lot of sex which is mostly great however he never goes down on me and he doesn't really take part in foreplay oh no that part seems to be pretty one-sided. And foreplay is a big thing for me. I've never had this happen to me before. And I don't really know how to deal with it. I don't want to make it awkward. But it's starting to make me feel a bit self-conscious

because I don't know why he doesn't do it. Things have been good apart from this. So I don't want to dampen the mood. Do I leave it and see if he eventually goes down? Goes down? Eventually does with time, sorry, what was my mind

running away with me? Or do I speak up? Thank you. You've just got to talk to him, like maybe he's not had a girlfriend. I disagree. I would make like a neck

because maybe he doesn't know. Oh, but then you're going to throw, He might be self-conscious that he's just not good at it. That's probably what it is. Or he's just not done it much. Loads of boys haven't,

if they've not had a girlfriend, they don't know to do that. They just know to have sex. Like, there's no foreplay have you ever been with a boy where he's like Ben like can you suck my dick

yes have you not no I don't mean in a relationship with I mean like yes obviously when you're in a relationship

you're comfortable asking each other to do things and it's different but when you're like newly dating kind of like this scenario and you like yes yeah same it's different. But when you're like newly dating, kind of like this scenario,

and you like... Yes! Yeah, same. It's terrible, isn't it? You're like... But have you ever been like, can you go down on me? No! We need to speak up, guys,

because the boys are asking for head and we're not. What the hell? We need to speak up. This is so true. They are fucking so confident. They don't care. Is he asking you for head

or are you just willingly going down that's just so lazy I think honestly I find that so unattractive that would give me the ick I'd be like what the fuck I've never had someone selfish no I haven't I would say that's actually probably the opposite way around but I have but that's just because I I would be like no yeah does that make sense? Yeah. Like. Speak words, woman. Like, people are like, if Jamie asked me, I'm just like, no. I'm like, no.

I would say, if anything, I'm more selfish. Yeah. I think. I'm going to take it for sure. If you were to do this. Someone once told me that I was a pillow princess. How insulting is that? That is the funniest thing ever. I was like, yeah, all right.

I must see it. Right. Listen. Let's set the scene. You go out for a gorgeous dinner. Yeah. Close to home. that is the funniest thing ever time has seen us up right listen let's set the scene you go out for a gorgeous dinner close to home we want to be close to home shower before dinner

get all lovely and clean in every nook and cranny shave whatever your normal process is do your version of an everything shower get that done stunning let's go out for dinner we get home

you know what we could just go and have sex on the sofa let's watch some tv let's put the tv on no start kissing on the way home stunning we've got to just heat things up you've got to start kissing on the way home i really care you're getting into it you get home then what you start dressing at dinner maybe like slip into conversation like sex positions and maybe be like i actually fucking love 69 yes 69 is a good way to ease it in because it's so I think she should ask him and just just say shall we he's not gonna say no I think he's probably just like I feel like I'm quite shit at doing it like it's where you just don't really

know what he's doing I agree I think he's never had a girlfriend before I honestly think unless boys have had like some form of long-term girlfriend or like even two weeks do you even like now have like lessons with Jamie about things like yeah. Yeah I would but I'm very vocal about like no no no wrong area. Same like left right. Yeah. Yeah because it moves we said it loads of times. What is that? Why does it move? I don't know it just moves. It's really annoying when that happens. Sometimes I don't even have one. Like sometimes I don't even have like a clit or a G-spot or whatever it is. Like sometimes. G-spot's in the arsehole.

Is it? Yes. Okay, well, what do I mean then? Do you do that by penetration or by stimulation? Oh my gosh. Do you remember at school everyone would ask that question? I've never. Oh my God.

At my school, everyone would be like, I can do it from both. And it was like, fuck, you're so lucky. Mine depends. The one's way easier than the other well no you either can or you can't like some people can't from penetration for me it's much harder than the other one yeah the other one's so easy just exactly so be garing the hot tub and yes okay one is easy peasy. So, okay, right. Let's just break this down. I think you're literally getting together and you just say, shall we 69? It's very easy. Gauge how you think you need to go with it.

Because it's easier than saying, can you let me out? Or can you go down on me? That's like quite punchy. Can we just talk about what people say with this? Can you give me head? Can you give me head? Can you eat me? That's another one of hers someone say.

Also, I never knew that give me head was for a girl. I think go down on me is the nicest I personally feel much comfier saying can we say 69 rather than can you go down because so you're both getting something that is great and also if you're uncomfortable doing it like that go on your side lying on your side is much easier oh my god I've never done that much easier wow and so much more your whole like reserving a lot of modesty with your bums not in there

in there he's not looking down the butt crack please keep us updated that is the most real we've ever been on this podcast about our sex lives

Jesus Christ and I loved everyone out of it okay right dilemma two me and my boyfriend are madly in love he's a lovely i love these okay we've been together well over a year we're inseparable in a healthy way and we have a great fit with each other's friends and families some important context i'm 23 and he's 35 so it's safe to say that he's lived far more than I have, like traveling and generally

living independently. He's at the age now where babies and weddings are coming in hot and although we aren't ready for that right now, I don't think it's too far over the horizon. I love the idea of spending my life with this man. He's truly an incredible partner, but I worry that in 10 or so years, I may regret rushing into adulthood too quickly. Do you think I'll be missing out on a huge chunk of my life by settling down so early with someone older? Or do you think this itch can be scratched whilst being in a relationship? Is it even an itch worth losing sleep over? I feel like when you date someone that much older, you know that that's always going to be, not a problem, but a factor.

The fact that you've got like 15 years apart 12 years apart so the fact that you're like not panicking about it but you're you're worried about it's good and normal it's good and normal but like you should know that when you're dating him like well this is the deal and if i love him i love him but i feel like you can still be with him and like you don't have to get married and have babies just because he's 35

he probably wants it he should wait like there probably has to be a bit of a compromise yeah so I think right you're 23

you could get married you could get engaged 25 get married 27 have a baby 28 how old is he then depends on how young you want to be

I would just don't rush into anything for him like i think that you're so young he's still so young like he's not yeah like he's 35 like i don't think there's any don't let the fact that his friends are getting married and engaged make you feel pressurized i would just take every single day as it comes you're in a like a fortunate position where like your biological time is on your side yeah you know and like i don't want it the other way around i mean sorry can we it's lovely that you want to get married and get people that have much older partners and you know what in the grand

scheme of things you're it's two or three years and in your whole lifespan is it that detrimental if things happen a few years earlier than they was then you'd ideally plan them to it feels like you don't really want to do it i would say a lot of youth happens up until my age 27 i would say from my 20s up until the age of 27 youth youth is the only way to describe it actually maybe in 28 the minute you hit 28 things change yeah 27 was a year for me that changed a bit and then 28 was why is that no one does house parties it's everyone calls it the 27 club because like when people go crazy because you turn into an adult it really does feel like that it's a real transition real transition so i think isn't it where you've got enough time and also so

but let's just say 27. Everyone basically turns 30 anyway. So, don't freak yourself out about missing out on stuff. I agree. If you love him so much, you won't be missing out on anything. Because he'll be the lad of your life. I agree. Look at celebrities. I mean, look, Sienna Miller's like 44 or something. And her boyfriend's 27.

They've just had a baby. You're fine. You're fine, yeah. age gaps in the other way people do it all the time my auntie and uncle are 15 years apart I think they met when I think she was in her really late 20s early 30s but he had already had five children so the deal was I'm old I've had my kids I don't need more kids she loved him so much she was like okay fine I sacrifice that wow does she is she I think if you love someone like there is always sacrifices and compromises in every fucking relationship regardless of being age gaps there's just different ones when you have an age gap maybe like when you marry or you're with someone your own age

you probably then have to wait older to have a baby to like compensate the bloke not being ready I don't think the age gap's anything to worry about i just think you need to stand your ground and like don't be forced into doing something that you don't want to do and if your relationship works and it's really fun and it doesn't feel like you are then who cares who cares absolutely i think it's better him waiting than you rushing because i feel like once you've done it you can't get those years back but he's lived his life and what's another three years for him like it won't change anything for him but three years for you too early is different like he should give you the same

experience that he had I think exactly and he should respect that and I bet he probably does I think you're putting pressure on yourself when you don't need to I also think like you can drag things out a little bit longer like you can can have a longer engagement. You can be engaged for two years. You don't have to be married straight away, you know? Totally. Things like that. Totally.

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she moved in with him about six months ago while she's not my friend whenever I see her we get along really well a few weeks ago Connor wanted to talk to me about something private I thought this was odd perhaps he was going to propose to Isla or perhaps he needed girl advice on something he proceeded to tell me what I wasn't expecting that he'd met a girl on a work trip with whom he has insane chemistry with. What the actual fuck? And they were thinking of starting an affair. He'd already slept with her and of course Isla has no idea.

What. The. Fuck. I was shocked but tried not to be judgmental. I understand these things happen and I told him to make a decision quickly whether to stay with Isla or not yeah exactly since then I've seen Connor and Isla in social situations and it breaks my heart because she has no idea and he's cheating on her and I'm a bit creeped out by his behavior he's being totally normal and coupley around her

I keep checking in with him and he says his head's a bit messed up and that he and this girl are going to make a final decision by August. This? I wish I knew she was with someone not deserving of her. On the other hand, I don't want to get involved and potentially lose my best friend from uni. What do I do? It really depends how involved you want to get. I personally would be like, you're being a dick. Like, this is so nasty.

Like, tell Isla and stop being such a coward i don't like that behavior at all it's tough but is it that tough i wouldn't go and tell isla no like i wouldn't tell it's not my place to say i think it would get to a point where you would be like i don't want to hear anything else about this because i don't feel uncomfortable i'm developing a relationship with this girl we've now got a friendship I really like her she's so good to you I'm also a girl and like I really hope that like my boyfriend wouldn't be doing the same thing to me like I just don't like it's like morally this is wrong it's morally so wrong it's also the fact that it's been going on for it's also the fact that

he's going we've decided we're going to start up an affair that that's quite a thought through thing it's not like I've cheated I've fucked up i need to leave my girlfriend because i've clearly got problems it's like we're thinking about starting an affair like no no this is not a casual thing you don't just think about starting an affair like and also like just break up with isla it's not that difficult like if you want to cheat and have sex you're basically having two relationships like it's an affair just it's not how are you scheduling this she lives with you how is Isla not aware of it when this girl... Isla will find out. And if Isla ever found out that you knew, she would be devastated.

But, like, ultimately, you probably won't stay friends with Isla when the boyfriend breaks up with her. Even if you were doing this to Toby, and you're not a boy, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? No, you'd be so upset with me. I'd be like, I'm not standing. This is horrible. And I would be like, I can't hang around you because I don't like what you're doing

I know I would keep the secret for you and I it's never my place to go up to somebody and be like especially if you don't know them and be like

your boyfriend's cheating on you but however I would be like you need to tell them I massively disapprove I can't support this like I'm going to take a step away from our relationship

until you've stopped this or you've told her or done the right thing because I don't want any involvement in this. What's this going to make you so anxious knowing this information? You feel like you're weirdly a part of this affair. You're lying. So you are.

That is stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress. That's death. However, I will say, if the scenario was he had had this stupid one night thing with her, right? He'd come back like, oh my God, I've done the worst thing. I've cheated on my life. It's made me realize how much i love her totally different i'll take that to the grave for you fine we all need to we all fucking make mistakes and it's i really hope that

never comes out for your sake but this is just so different it feels casual calculated it's so weird and i don't like it i don't know any of it it's giving pig it's giving pig I think you need to say to him like look you need to call off the affair or you need to tell Isla and break up with her because I now feel like I'm a part of this

I'm growing close to Isla she's in our friendship group she lives with you it's really unfair also that you've told me and included me in this in a weird way now yeah like a double whammy

hate you yeah what the fuck there is someone we should think about this kind of a form that had an affair and he is a guy and we used to be friends with him Yeah, like a double whammy hate you. Yeah, what the fuck? There is someone, we should think about this kind of a form, that had an affair. And he is a guy, and we used to be friends with him,

and he was having an affair with a married girl. Oh, yeah. You know, I told you straight away. That's wild that that never came out. It's never come out, and they are kind of in the public eye, this couple, in a weird way, like social media. I mean, who isn't? Yeah, they are. And it's

never come out and I don't know how they've never got caught and it went on for two years I don't know how the fucking husband never found out did everyone know about it like he's told everybody pretty much would she come and be with everyone no it was very very secret very secretive. Oh, it was so secretive. So she has no idea that everyone knows. No. Ah! So. Right. There is some scenarios where I don't know if that's then taught her to stay with her husband. She loves him.

I don't think so. I think she's staying because it's too hard to leave. Well, we don't know. We don't know anything about it other than the fact that they were having an affair. Why did that break up? Because he was giving her deadlines. He was like, I need you to be with me. It's a deadline.

So he wanted to be with her and then she... Yeah, she just never committed. Wow. They were fully in love and I really do believe they were having this affair that was true love. So people do it all the time and people don't find out. Do people do it all the time? It's not right. It's not right.

They're just mean on the other person but what i really don't like about this in particular is the fact he's just like hey do you want to get a croissant with your breakfast by the way i've met this girl we shat i'm gonna have an affair we're thinking yeah we're gonna start it and then like keep this keep this away from us because like i don't want to upset isla it's like no that's not how this fucking works it's so casual it's connor needs to stop being such a you need to be like to him I know that you're like

I don't want to be judgmental you should be judgmental I would have been like what the actual fuck you psychopath yeah I would be upset with him absolutely

I would be ignoring those messages that's for sure please yeah follow up follow up follow up we need to know what goes on with this I need to know what goes on with this i need to know this is my throwback city girl summer story back in 2018 me and my friends decided we'd go on a group holiday with all the girls and all the lads i was feeling myself and couldn't wait to show off in a cute bikini the holiday was going great and one day we decided to go to a water park

i was a little hungover from the previous night's antics and was hesitant to go on the slide that seemed rough. But there was a slide where you could race each other, six in a line to be precise. Obviously, I couldn't miss the opportunity for a little competition, but what happened next haunts me forever. We all line up and off we go down the slide, eager as ever to get up a head start.

I push myself off the side and instantly know I fucked up. My bikini pants got caught in the jets. No jets and instead of jet pushing me down the aisle they ended up pulling the pants right up my ass causing a major mega wedgie i got to the bottom of the slide and plunged into the pool at the bottom for absolute fear of embarrassment and pain i couldn't bring myself to get out of the pool my friends stood there thinking there was something wrong with me as tears flooded down my face how fucking high did the bikini bottoms go i know i'm like i'm wearing a thong anyway so for me i'm like it's already up there like how painful could that be all i could say through my hysterical tears was i've got a wedgie and from that moment on my friends did nothing but take the piss out of me for a giant wedgie. And I spent the rest of the holiday sat on a bidet with a very, very sore bum hole.

Okay, right. It must have gone up really far. How high can it go? I thought we were going to go in the direction as they blasted off. Me too. Have you ever had that happen? Yes. On a banana boat?

Me too. Or like, do you remember when you were like quite young and you'd like pull yourself out of a pool and your bikinis would just slip down? Because like you just had no hips. There was no shape. There was no shape. And you'd just be like out out of a pool and your bikinis would just slip down because like you would just have no shape there was no shape and you just like up with like your butt in this boy's face i'll be like oh sorry and like that's when you really fancied boys as well oh that's so funny keep them coming guys we so love them i have a little like pool story not a pool story but like there was this place I used to go to called Aubrey Glen. And it was when I used to live in America and it was a golf club.

And there was a pool there. Can't wait. I was at that age where like every single, that's when I was boy crazy. And I used to play out all these scenarios in my brain of like American movies. They never happened to me though. All day, every day. Did they ever used to happen to you? I would sit there and look at every boy and be like,

oh God, we're going to bump into each other in the bathroom and we're going to fall in love. Every day. Then we're going to go into the hot tub and make out. Never used to happen to you? I'll sit there and look at everybody and be like, oh God, we're going to bump into each other in the bathroom and we're going to fall in love. Then we're going to go into the hot tub and make out. Never used to happen. I was in love with this boy called Gonzalo and I used to just dream about him all year round. You didn't dream of him? I know. He was my first kid.

Yeah. I finally got him years and years after. Who's your first crush? Can you name him? Him. How old were you? Like 11. Oh no, I can name one

when I was at ProSquad. His name was Josh McIntyre and he had ginger hair. And I honestly think we were about four or five. Josh, if you're out there, shout me out. Love to see what you look like now.

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