Wednesdays - 78. Melissa & Sophie's Celeb Crushes Revealed!

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

Heyyyy Tinies! This week, Melissa is fresh off the Eurostar from a gorgeous trip to Paris to visit her parents! From mooching around the streets and spotting French-hotties, to a cheeky evening at Crazy Horse, Melissa was truly living her best Melissa in Paris life!  Melissa and Sophie unpack the pros and cons of French boys vs English boys, and discuss who their celebrity hall-passes are. Also, the girls reveal the things guys do that give them the biggest ICK, and Melissa reveals a surprising turn on! And for this week’s dilemmas, one Tiny is worried about her body hair, and another Tiny is having issues in the bedroom with her long-term boyfriend. Enjoy the episode!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We talk about our celebrity hall passes and Melissa also reveals her unique turn on. I am fresh off of the Euro Star and we recorded this, so we're talking all about French boys, French accents, attitudes and all that stuff. We've got a tiny who's really worried about her body hair and we recorded this. So we're talking all about French boys, French accents, attitudes and all that stuff. We've got a tiny who's really worried about her body hair and another tiny who is in love with a pilot.

Enjoy the episode. Hi guys. Welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We're just having a little how much. And we just saw a little lizard in there. Guys, that was really fucking weird. A bearded dragon, they're quite a vibe.

Is that what that was? Yes. I'm so impressed that you just knew the species of that lizard the moment we were watching. I was telling you. Oh, it's a bearded dragon, you should get one. I'm like, do you know me? I could actually see you getting one because you keep talking about getting a rat. So I'm like, this is so much fucking better than a rat.

A rat, a pet rat, is the most criminal offense ever. Guys So I'm like, this is so much fucking better than a rat. A rat, a pet rat is the most criminal offense ever. I would never actually want a pet rat. Everyone knows I've had this obsession with Gabrielle and she has a pet rat. So Sophie always, I sent it to her, like gets pet rat immediately as a joke. And now whenever the pet rat's on the thing, Sophie sends it to me, like, you think you really do need get out? I'm like, God, imagine just why has she got a pet rat? That's what makes me annoyed with her. I'm like, you're trying to be quacky. Like there's no fucking way you want a pet rat. Right. I'm also fresh off the Euro star. Okay, go on. Melissa's just gone to Paris for one day because she's a real vet. I went yesterday. Well, you just can,

because it's on the train. It's so easy. So I went yesterday. First thing I got up at five and got the 7 a.m. Euro star and then came back this morning. Oh my god, that bed last night was phenomenal. We stayed in this amazing hotel called Saint James. Yeah, it looks unreal. Saint James, I think it's Saint James. It's like a mini castle. It was so beautiful. The bed was just like nothing else. It was so freaking comfortable. So you went with your parents? Mom and dad were already there. So I just saw them for a little day.

So were they just like mooching around Paris? Yeah, dad had a few meetings. So I took them out to dinner at this really lovely restaurant, very traditional French, and then we went to Crazy Horse afterwards. So fun. With you? Yeah. All of you?

Yeah. Oh my God, I still need to bloody go to Crazy Horse. It's honestly one of my favorite things ever. My mom was like, we need to go every time we go. I'm like, well, I've been three times now. It's actually like, they are just amazing. Like, if anyone's in Paris, I really urge you to go. Really, really, really do. So it's like really, really good looking naked girls dancing, but like really, really skilled

dancers. I would say also, they are, yes, genetically gifted. Like they are fucking phenomenal. Oh my God, my dad said the sweetest thing to my mom. He was like, they've got lovely dancers figures and Nikki, that's what you've got. I'm the luckiest man in the world. Oh my god, he loves her so much. He was like, I've been able to look at that gorgeous bum for 30 years. Oh my god. He really, really, really loves her so much.

Oh guys, Melissa's parents are literally goals. Like they're so in love with each other, aren't they? Yeah, they get vibes. I think it's because they're doing all this traveling and stuff. It feels like they're dating a bit more maybe. I don't know. I think so. Have they always been like that? No, because my dad was so busy with work and his business and stuff that they've almost re-lit the flame. Yes, a little bit, I would say.

I think that really happens. I feel like you either make it, you live, you stay together and then once your kids grow up, you begin dating again and you fall back in love. You get that time back. Yeah. You stop being so much of a parent full time in a way, I guess. Isn't it weird the moment you have kids, like it's never going to be just you two ever again. Yeah. And you'll never, you'll never ever love your partner the way like you love your child,

which is just absolutely mad. And like Jamie will love the child more than he loves me. I still just don't know if that's true. I think it's different, but like- Apparently for the woman, it's like- Overwhelmingly so. Like you're so second best. Like you're not even incomparable.

Fucking hell. But I don't know how that is with a man. I assume it's the same, right? But surely a romantic love is very different to a love that you have for your child. I mean, we're just never gonna know until we have a child and we can experience it firsthand. So did you see any like hotties or anything? Um, no. And let's just talk about the French accent on boys. Like, what's your take on

that? Do you like it? I don't think I've ever met a guy. I've never spoken to like a French guy. I think girls with a French accent is really sexy. Yeah. And French girls, if you date them, are pretty crazy. That's what I've heard on the street. But then again, I'm also really crazy and I'm not French. I will say the French people that we've come into are more fiery in a way. And I don't know what they're like in a- It's true. Maverick. Very fiery, always in an argument, always shouting, very passionate about everything.

So from our experience, that is the general consensus. Well I think also like English people are like very like, hello, how are you? The weather's nice. Whereas like European people like Spanish as well are like, vamos, venga, like da da da. Like they're just more like fiery. You're not fascinating about the French. They fucking hate the Eiffel Tower. They fucking

hate it. What? I don't know why. Wherever you have that. Melissa sometimes comes out with really very fats and I'm like, who's told you that? I may or may not have just taken that from Sex and the City. But. And she'll be like, Bible, they hate it. Like honestly, they despise it.

I asked the taxi driver and he was like, it's true. But like they hate it like we hate the London Eye. London Eye. Because it's just such a fucking tourist attraction. And I'm like, well, that's exactly what I am. I love the Eiffel Tower, especially when it lights up. It is so disturbing. They're probably like, ugh. If you try and speak French to a French person, they literally stand and act like they don't

understand you. They're like. I know. It's quite annoying. And it's like, that's really mean. But I know you actually understand everything I'm saying in English. Yeah, but also like if I'm saying in English. Yeah, but also like if I'm trying to speak your language like give me a thumbs up. I'm giving it a go. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or they speak Batumi in English. Honestly, you're right. I don't have a scooby-doo. I know. How weird is it that we did that at school

and I just don't remember anything? I had to be stopped because I was struggling so much with English because I'm so dyslexic. They had to pull me out. No. So what did you do instead, I had extra English lessons by myself. Oh my God. I really didn't mind. I was ever so conscious of it. I bet you bloody didn't because that would have been such a blessing.

I hated French lessons. You know what, I also had to learn Latin at one point. Why the fuck was I learning Latin? You know what I used to hate and I used to pass the book around and each person in the class would have to read a sentence out and I was so dyslexic, I couldn't read it and I was so embarrassed.

This is before- And because you went to a boys' school as well, a girl in boys' school, there were boys in the class would have to read a sentence out and I was so dyslexic, I couldn't read it and I was so embarrassed. This is before- Because you went to a boys' school as well. A girl in a boys' school, there were boys in the class. A boys' school, yeah, yeah, it was just me. And not a lot of boys. It was all boys and just Melissa. Loved every minute of it. Did I just say I went to an all girls' school but there was one boy when I was really young

just in the school, which I sometimes think about and I think he was a teacher's son. He picked his nose the whole time. Oh, oh, I got on my Eurostar right next to me picking his nose. Are you fucking joking? I was like, I'm right fucking next to you. I would have looked directly in his eyes. I did, I did, I did. I actually just think it's one of the weirdest things ever. I think men have like, they feel they're most comfortable with a finger out their nose. Like why? A hand down their pan or a finger out their nose. Why are you always holding your bollocks?

Like, can I also just say, Sophie and I have once seen you with me, that French policeman who was absolutely stunning. And I went, what the fuck, and then he got really angry at me in the car, do you remember? And I was like, God, he was actually really fit. Oh my God, what happened? I don't know. I think that we walked in front of him in the car crossing and we shouldn't have done. And I went, shut the fuck up like that. I don't know what came over. Oh, he like beat to us or something. Yeah.

And you were like, what the fuck? I like rolled my eyes. I don't think I said what the fuck, but I like rolled my eyes and was like giving him some sass. Yeah, she was giving it back. And then I could see him like swearing at me and getting very angry through the window, but he was so fit. I was almost taken aback. He looked like, who's that guy from Fast and Furious? He died really sadly. Oh my God. That is the weirdest thing that you have said that because I have so much to

just talk to you about Paul Walker, the whole train journey to Paris. That is, honestly, I swear to God you are telepathic. I told you guys. I told you all. My brain, that's the way my brain works. Paul Walker just popped in my head, not even sure that guy looked like him. I just felt the need to mention his name. Honestly the weirdest thing you ever fucking said and that is honestly like giving me shivers down my spine.

When I'm not with Chaby, I'm like, what romantic film can I watch that's just gonna like, you know, get those juices going? Maybe. I'm not like. On the train. Yeah, not in that type of way.

You want to like feast your eyes. Like a fantasy kind of thing. I'm not like, it the train. Yeah, not in that type of way. You want to like, feast your eyes. Like a fantasy kind of thing. I'm not like, it's not like from like a porn perspective. Got you. It's just like, but I guess this is my version of porn. Like this is how I like enjoy watching like something romantic.

Like I really get feels from it and get excited about love. So I went and I Googled romantic films, Paul Walker. I downloaded like Into the Blue, whatever it's called with him and Jessica Alba in it., watched all their love scenes, skipped all the way through the other stuff. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. So I'm like, hang on.

I sent my downloads on Amazon Prime. So you just wanted to see them having sex. They don't have sex. They kiss and they chat. I just wanted to see him in film. He was all tan and sexy. Wow. Okay. So I'm getting a real thing. You actually were then fantasizing about that. Slightly. Because otherwise you just watch him. I like to watch a film. I'm watching 1923 at the moment because the guy in it is so fit. Right. So I think we're now just going to discuss and

finalize our hall pass. It's not that this is something that we were meant to talk about today. Who is your hall pass going to be? This is really rogue and I don't know why it's just come into my mind, but Magic Mike, Tanning Tatum because when he- Tanning Tatum. Tanning Tatum, because when he- Tanning Tatum. Tanning Tatum. When you said it back, I was like, yeah, that's him. It took me like five minutes to realize. I don't know what happens in my mouth, because sometimes it feels like it's like frozen in time.

Like the words don't come out. Like I had a Zoom meeting this morning and I was like- You said that with such gumption. Magic Mike, Tanning Tatum. So much gumption. Channing Tatum, Magic Mike or Step Out when he dances. No, the same guy. Okay, fine, sorry.

I just love, I feel like he's very sensitive. I just feel like he's such a sweet pea. And I've also had that when he goes to Magic Mike the concert. Am I saying that weirdly? Yeah. He's like really lovely in the audience and like, it's like, go on guys. I just feel like he's so, that guy, Paul Walker, I would not, I would literally just like not be able to enjoy myself because I'd be so freaked out. Oh, I love every moment of it.

I feel like, okay, can I just say, I feel like Paul Walker would, I would feel so inadequate that I would just, I'd just be so uncomfortable. Channing and me, I think we'd get on. Paula knew I see it. Cause I know what Melissa would be, she'd be so coy. She wouldn't, I'm not a wop, I come out and ask her, she should just bat her eyelids. No, that's not me. Yeah, it is when you really fancy someone. No, when I really fancy someone, I just kiss them. I was very confident with my boyfriend and I think he's like really stunning.

When I first saw him, I was like, oh. Yeah, do you remember you came to my house, he had some rosé. Yeah, before the date. Sweetness. And then off you went. Lunged for a kiss then too. Did you really? Yeah, I just went for it.

This is like- Because I knew he wanted to kiss me, so I wasn't sure. I'm just not shy in these situations. I really rate myself. I'm like so impressed. I've never lunged for a kiss in my entire life and I wouldn't even know how to do it. Unless you've done it every time. So what do you mean?

You just are looking and you're like, well, I'm going to lunge. It's not I'm going to lunge. I saw you do it once and I was blown away. I was quite shocked at that. That was actual lunge. Like you turned around and you just went. And I was like nowhere. So if you and Jamie, I think are slightly scarred from watching that whole thing play out

because it's like really weird. You like spy into like your friend's life that you've never seen before. That was weird for you. Also like I'd only known you in a relationship. And I was just like. Who is this girl? She is not sure.

Right, okay, so let's round that off. Okay, so French guys, we're down for Spanish guys. I also have always liked- French, I'm going to be honest, isn't my thing. I'm not good with an accent. I'm just not. So I had a masseuse last night, this lady who came round to my house.

You love massages. I have massages once a week. I know you love them. My whole life. Anyway, this lady comes around, she was actually honestly unbelievable. I really wanted to ask her age because she was just divulging her life to me. And as it went on, I was so confused because she looked 20 and she definitely wasn't. Anyway, she was talking

about being back on the dating scene and she says that you can leave a voice memo on your dating page now. And she was like, I would rather them hear that I'm like, I think she was like really assets or something. And just like, you know, rather than going on the date and then not knowing what. And she was like, cause an accent for me is enough to me off. I guess it's any like voice that you hear of any, anyone. Like it's not what you expect every single time I've had that. It's like when you hear someone on the radio every and over again, you meet them and you're like, you look so different to how I imagined. I think it's the same thing. I just agree. Toby Watkins to me, if he hadn't spoken, his voice would be exactly how it is.

I'm going to share something with you, which is actually really positive because I feel like all we talk about is like, X and like things they've done to annoy us. He actually does this one thing that like is a turn on rather than an X as such. I'm not saying it turns me on, but it's a turn on. Okay. You know how people are like, oh, when he like leans back and like reverses his hand on this thing, I found one for Toby and I'm not, I don't want him to know that I think it's super fit because it always like, I feel like I'm boosting his ego too much. When he's like gathering with like, this is really weird, camera equipment, he sometimes puts, he's holding loads of stuff, he'll put his like SD cards or the memory thing in his mouth and I don't know what it does

and he's like doing stuff and I'm like I couldn't find you any more sexy if you tried The weirdest thing ever and he's just mincing about with his peli case and all these cameras and there's an SD card in his mouth And I'm like I know right now Exactly what you mean. I've seen that sort of shit happen before and it does. It's so weird. It's something like, it's just really masculine for some reason.

Yes. It's really masculine. I'm trying to think of like other things like, I don't know. I find Jamie attractive. Weirdly when he calls a cab, so bizarre, he's done that ever since I've known him. He uses three fingers and he goes in the middle.

It's really odd. And you're like, oh, get back in the house. I can't mark out whether that was the first time I was dating him. He kept doing it. It's very manly. He's calling cab. Three fingers, you'll see it. He actually does it when he says thank you if he's passing a car.

He uses three fingers. I think I can imagine him doing that. It's because I really like his hands. Yeah. So it's like really... Any gestures, you're like, oh. What other things? If boys wear a cap, I just am general. Sometimes Toby, when he wears the cap backwards, I'm like, oh, you're really cool and fit. Yeah, the cap. Caps are really big. Oh, I just don't tell him that. Also like in a meeting or like in a situation that I'm uncomfortable in and he's just never uncomfortable.

I'm like, oh, thank God, you know, that's really attractive. Like social comfortableness in their presence because you know that they're just so good at like holding the phone and like being cool. And I feel like Toby and Jamie are very different but always like Toby's always just like very good in social situations and like cool, phone and like being cool. And I feel like Toby and Jamie, very different, but always like Toby's always just like very good in social situations and like cool, calm and collected and like friendly and like everyone loves him.

I will say one other thing that I think is really attractive is when Jamie's just a boy, like it's a bit similar to like why we thought Casey was jokes, like, and the same with Toby, like there is nothing feminine in the sense like if we're bitching, he's just like, and I'm like, I love that. If he got in and started bitching about, sometimes he'll try and act like he's entertaining it or interested, but if he really reveled in

it, I'd be a bit like, ick. Right. Let's talk about Pitbull because he's making a bit of a comeback. I couldn't pick Pitbull up in the lineup. Shut the car. Who the fuck is Pitbull because he's making a bit of a comeback. I couldn't pick Pitbull up in the lineup. Shut the car. Who the fuck is Pitbull? He's bald. He's also a little bit, I don't wanna say older,

but I think he is, like he's not as young as you imagined him to be. Okay, right, so Pitbull is back on the scene. Are we gonna go? No. No. Beyonce's playing in March. When I went to go see a Beyonce show, I left and I thought, am I a

lesbian? She's working with the devil. It was not human, her performance. It was so unbelievable. I was like, the way her body moved. She's so stunning. She's so stunning. No, no. It was next level. You've never seen anything like it. Sench, you'll see. We should try and get tickets. Sench. All I know is, yo, my bitch is gay. That's literally the only line from any song I know. Timmy loves that sort of thing. Whenever I bump into her, she's got her head bones in. It's like Santra Seen, Nicki Minaj.

Are you fucking joking? Genuinely. Mine's like Dixie Chicks. What's that? It's country music. Mine's like Taylor Swift. Mine was so cute. Honestly, my music is such random bits. Quite a a lot of like, I would say classical rock.

I know, like just- I beg your pardon. I beg your fine pardon. As in like Jerry Rafferty, like you probably don't even know who that is. Okay, I like a bit of David Bowie, Neil Diamond, The Carpenters. Oh my God, yeah.

Yeah, I'm quite like my mom and dad. Same, I just, I don't know what, it's like nostalgic listening to the music that my mom and dad used to play in the car. Okay, enough't know what, it's like nostalgic listening to the music that my mom and dad used to play in the car. Okay, enough of this chit chat. Let's get into the dilemmas. Hi, Sophie and Melissa.

My fiance and I have been together for three years and I've never been able to find complete success in the bedroom. I've always enjoyed it very much. However, he has always struggled to finish. I've tried everything on my end, including Kegels. What's that? What's a Kegel? You're not doing your Kegels. Then I'm worried. What's a Kegel? Sorry. It's like a pelvic floor muscle. I don't do that. A Kegel exercise when you like, so hold, pretend.

Do you do that? Oh, yes. It just happens all the time throughout the day and I don't do that. A Kegel exercise when you like, so hold, turn. Do you do that? Oh yes, it just happens all the time throughout the day and I don't even think about it. And maybe you need to do more of them because you need to weave five seconds every five seconds. I thought you did that when you're pregnant. This is shocking. Okay, right, back to this. I've tried everything on my end, including Kegels and spicing things up. I've even toned up in the gym and now look the best I've ever looked in my life. Good for you. We have had many heartbreaking and tearful on my end conversations about the matter and we've come to the conclusion that too much masturbation, porn and death grip are the main issue. What's a death grip? Oh, I've expressed to him the pain it's causing me and the fact

it's having on our relationship. Here's promised endlessly that he can sort this out by reducing masturbation. However, it doesn't seem to be improving. I know that if I was him, I would have the discipline and motivation to sort out such an important issue that means so much in a relationship. And if not fixed, could break us. Right. He's got porn addiction. I really think porn is fucking up a lot of guys. I really think it is. And it's such a shame because there is so much strange porn out there as well. And you know what? I've been watching Olivia Atwood's program and it's really opened my eyes into the world of what men do and like behind closed doors. And I think

it's not necessarily their fault that all this stuff is so readily available. And if you have a kink, you have a kink. But it's also like the addictive side of it. It's so addictive. It's like TikTok. Especially now with like Bonnie Blue around. TikTok's now leading into that. Like we're so immersed in this. You can't get away from it. You're getting the dopamine here from social media or online or whatever. And then when you're in the bedroom, you're like, you don't need it. You probably already had a wagon

that day. It's so difficult because I understand you want your boyfriend to want to have sex with you rather than watching porn. He's got a real life woman that he's in love with, that he's been in a relationship with there to have like intimacy with, but he'd rather just have a wang and watch a stranger have sex. Yeah, that's shit in itself, but also like, why is he not finishing? Like, he's getting art. Are we really? This is probably it then, isn't it? I will say like sometimes a vagina cannot match with a penis. I've heard this and like, people have been like, I just didn't

feel anything. This is sometimes where I think we need a boy's opinion because Jamie would read this and be like I'll tell you exactly what he's doing. Whereas I'm like he's got a porn addiction or like your vagina's not working with his. Like probably wanking too much because he's not enjoying sex with you either. I don't know. Like why is he doing that? It feels really really odd that like you've explored it and like cried about it and yet it's still not happening. Like I do think that there's something really not right here. It's just shit. And if I'm going to go from it from a really brutal point of view, I would say he's probably never going to change this part of your relationship is probably never going to change. And it's going to frustrate you and make you question yourself, which

is not right. Because it's actually nothing to do with you. Yeah, like I feel the same way. I'd be like, what the fuck's going on? Like, which is not right, because it's actually nothing to do with you. Yeah, like we said this the other day. I get it. I would feel the same way. I'd be like, what the fuck's going on? Like, am I not good enough? I get, my brain would be going crazy over that. I so understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be able to like, deal with that myself. So I think it's so shit, but you might just have to walk away from it. Also like really look up the rest of your relationship, because I sometimes think us girls can be like,

we want so much, if we're not getting something, we're like, I really want them, I love, he's the love of my life. Is he really, or are you just feeling a bit rejected and so you're wanting him more? Because this is quite a big thing. I'm not gonna deal with this. I'm really sorry you're going through this,

it's really, really, really shit. I personally couldn't stay in a relationship like that. No. If any girl who's listening has had anything similar happen and you've come out the other side, please let us know because I feel like this is quite, also such an awkward topic to always find these topics so difficult. There is a lot of pressure on a bloke as well, which I do appreciate, but I'm still like, if he's wanking all the time over Paul and then maybe he's got like a really bizarre kink and you're, he's afraid to tell you and then you're not doing it and then you're not, he's not coming. You've got to open up all these doors and then you've got to decide whether you want to stick around or you're like, this isn't for me, but wait,

we love you. We love you so much. Please tell us what happens. Dilemma two. Hi girls. I have a dilemma. My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year and I couldn't be happier with him. But lately we haven't seen each other much as he's often abroad. We met at work as I'm in cabin crew and he's a pilot. Before meeting him, I started talking on Instagram with another pilot from a different airline. Let's call him Nick. Sorry. Nick and I have friends in common but never met up before until I was visiting my boyfriend abroad and on the flight

back I was sat next to Nick. We started talking and it was clear to both of us that there was tension but he knew that I had a boyfriend and he had actually met him before. Since that day I've seen Nick at gatherings with friends and nothing happened. But one day he picked me up as we were going out for drinks with our friends and I got very drunk. On the drive back, he kissed me. But thankfully we didn't have sex. I got home and started immediately feeling like shit. What do I do? Do I tell my boyfriend or do I just pretend that nothing happened and never see Nick again? Do you fancy Nick? Do you want to talk to Nick?

I don't think so. She says she- I have to. You've got to tell your boyfriend. Immediately felt like shit. I think just tell him and just say, look, I don't. Ultimately, he's going to find out. You're in the same like industry. You share friends. You've got to tell him.

He's going to tell someone. Nick's going to tell people. You need to tell him. You've got to tell him. And he might break up with you, but if that's the case, then you've got Nick. I'm joking, this is really toxic. I think that you've got to tell him

because I think you're just going to eat yourself up. Especially because you're in that industry, you're going to constantly every single person talking to you are going to be like, they told my boyfriend. This way, you've done it. You've got nothing to hide. Also, I don't want to encourage you to lie, but we can play this down. Okay, right. We can say that, you know, you were very, very, very drunk and you kissed very quickly and then you pulled away and you're like, what the fuck am I doing? And he kissed you. And don't blame it all on him, but be like, he leaned in and I didn't stop it. You can say that I think.

And we fully kissed and I immediately regressed it and was like, what the fuck am I doing? And I just felt like I had to tell you the truth, but I'm completely willing to accept that you and I are probably not going to be together now. And I'm obviously devastated, but I just had to let you know. And I'm so sorry. See what he says. See what he says. Give him some space as well. Like he might take a week, he might take a month, but he might get over it. Sometimes boys don't get as affected by these things as women. Yeah, I definitely think the right thing to do is to tell him.

Otherwise, I just think he's going to find out anyway, and you're just going to have severe anxiety. You'd almost rather have the pain of him breaking up with you than live with the fear of him finding out, right? Yeah, I agree. Okay, dilemma three. I recently started dating this guy, and we haven't slept together yet, but not because I don't want to.

The truth is I'm really insecure about my body hair. I have quite thick hair and when I was younger I didn't shave properly, which left me with razor bumps and some stubborn spots that make me self-conscious. I also worry about hair in unexpected places and feel this constant pressure to be perfectly smooth. I can't shake the fear that once he sees it, he won't find me attractive anymore. I know confidence is key and I want to feel good about myself, but this insecurity is really holding me back.

Have either of you ever felt insecure about something at the start of a relationship? How did you push past it and stop it from getting in the way of your relationships? One of my good friends had very similar growing up. They would turn into spots that would then be like, not cystic, but it would almost be like she had acne on her hairline. Laser saved her. Really, really helped her. I don't know if maybe looking into that from a longer term thing might be quite beneficial for you if it's something that bothers you, because I get that. That's really annoying. Yeah, I get that. I also don't think guys really ever fuck about that sort of thing. If I'm being honest, like I just don't think they do. I really don't either.

Particularly like, you know, we've already said it, you've had it here first, the bush is back, A. B, some guys have different preferences, you know, and C, they're not going to care about razor bumps. Like they're not fine. That's not. And I don't think he's going to like shine a torch on and look at your- No, listen, I think- I so get it. You've obviously got to think about it and you feel you want it all to be smooth. Also with the unexpected places, that's just we all feel like you've just got to feel around. You've got to do some inspecting.

So are we talking like, I'm just going to be really graphic, like around like the bum and like, there's a lot of crevices as a woman, right? We've got to really be sort of like getting in there and are you talking about like you haven't maybe you think you've missed something and you're like, shit, it was an unexpected little sort of area of hair that I've missed. If I was you, I would just go and get a laser, go and get it laser ASAP. Cause even after one session, it can really make a difference. And you might just feel bad or subconsciously about it, which also great when you're

like wearing bikinis and stuff, you might feel better about it, but you can get at home laser IPL machines that are really good. We've actually done an ad for one that was like amazing once. I think it was Phillips, but do some research, look at reviews and see what you think. I also think Kenzie's pretty good one. There's a few that you can get that are maybe a little bit of an investment, but maybe not as much as getting it done professionally. So also if you really, if you do want to shave, like just get, get like shaving foam and like use a men's razor. That's unbelievable. And secondly then all get like the Gillette

women one with like the good- I like the Estrid. Oh yeah, Estrid's amazing. There's something in that like cream on the front of the razor that's so like smooth that really, I think if you're dry shaving, there's not enough lubricant there. That gives you a rash. Also exfoliation is key. The moment you've shaved, I would exfoliate it with one of those gloves. And every time you shower, gently exfoliate the areas. I'll let the hairs come back through because if you don't, I think that's where you can run

into some issues. In growing hairs. I think glycolic acid body wash is meant to be good for that as well. Oh, sometimes I exfoliate before. Same. Because then you're like- Fresh. Yeah.

Agree. But I really wouldn't worry. Like he's not, firstly, like he's not going to open up every single hole of you on the first day. And secondly, not, firstly, like he's not going to open up every single hole of you on the first date. And secondly, like, trust me, he's not going to give a crap if there's like a couple of hairs somewhere. Like seriously, they've seen it. Like they, he's would have slept with women who have hairs. Like we're not all like Barbies.

Agree. Also you probably think, I think boys are really fucking insecure too. You always forget that, that they're another person. Like there's actually a lot of pressure on the boy to like give an amazing performance on the first round. We can just kind of lie, lie there. So he's probably in the same position as you also don't take away the fact that if you're in get to that stage, he's going to be really fucking horny.

Like, trust me, I don't, I think we think that they're like inspecting our body. Like we are much more picky and inspect, inspective than they are. Like they're just like female body fit, want to have sex. Like it's, it's pretty much that. So yeah. I would just, yeah. And I would just make sure you do like, if you want to be smooth and shaving and that's your thing, like just do that on the day you're seeing him. Do it on the day. And I would also say don't try and shave immediately like the next day, because that's, I feel like when you get like a bit of a burn, let it fully come back a little bit before you go in again.

Yeah, and if he, if it's coming back a bit and you have sets the next day, like it's not a big deal. Like I've done that. I mean, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly. Come on. I mean, we've all had to do that. We all, it's fucking human

nature to have hair. It's gonna, you're going to get an ingrown hair every now and then. It's going to be a shaving rash. It's going to be a shaving rash. Oh, like, come on. I don't know. Sometimes you're going to get a cut. And you know what? Just grow out a landing strip. He might like it. And it saves you that little uncomfortable nook in the middle, which is sometimes where the toughest bit is to look smooth. So leave the landing strip.

Is the landing strip all the way up on the strip? No, mine's short. It's bit is to look smooth. So leave the landing strip. Is there a landing strip all the way up? No, mine's short. It's because I've had laser. So you just have like, well, my landing strip is like maybe, how would you say, like an 80-centimeter? An inch. Yeah. So it literally just covers like the line.

Yes. Like the lip, is it? The crease. No, no, it's not. It's above. It's above. The crease. Yes. I know exactly where that is.

At the top. It's just at the top. That's the best bit because that's the bit like thickest bit that grows up. Yes, precisely. It's easy to maintain. We hope you're okay. And just so you know, you're not alone. Everyone goes through this. Like I remember being in like uni halls and being like, oh my gosh, you know, I'd forgotten a razor. Like I needed to get a new razor. And I was like, can't, can't. They don't care. No, they really don't. And also he's seen probably more than two other girls. I don't know, more than the five other girls. I don't know how many people naked before.

And probably every girl's had the same thing. Yeah, literally. So it's really, it's easier said than done, which I get, but please try and just not worry about it. That's the end of the- Already ruined. Guys, we love you so much. Love you so much. Thank you for listening.

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