Wednesdays - 85. Love Island Casey Reveals the Moment He Made Gabby His Girlfriend!

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

WHAT’S UP WEDNESDAYS… we’ve got our very first MANBASSADOR of 2025 — Love Island winner CASEY O’GORMAN! We’re getting ALL the tea on life after the villa: how things are going with Gabby, how social media’s impacted their relationship, and of course, the big question... how did they make it official?! We also surprised Casey with a sibling for Salty the puppet and a very special Wednesdays present! Casey didn’t hold back dishing out Manbassador advice for our Tinies’ dilemmas - sparking some hilarious confessions about the gross boy habits Gabby might not know about yet. Plus, should a Tiny be worried about pooing in front of a new boyfriend? Casey has some serious  thoughts...And of course, it wouldn’t be a Manbassador episode without putting Casey through the ultimate Dick-tective Test! 🕵️‍♀️ We rated him on the Dick-ometer — and let’s just say, a few of his answers had us seriously questioning where he landed on the scale…Got a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Insta @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail]--Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/wednesdayspodcast/TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail]--Credits:Producer: @gurlinaheer_Editor: Kat MilsomExec: @jemimarathboneVideo editor: @lizziemccarthySocial: @laurabcoughlan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa, are you a doctor? I want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a doctor either, and we're not psychologists. We're not. We're not experts at anything. In fact, we just challenge all our shit. We love giving you guys advice, but as we said- We love giving you guys advice.

Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help. Welcome guys we've got a mega episode today. We've got Casey from Nav Island. He's going to be our first ambassador of 2025 which is so exciting. Yeah it's such a funny episode. He is so funny. We also have our detective for him to do. So we're going to see how he scores on the Dicta scale. Enjoy the episode. Can you do something for us all? Oh yeah. I don't want to do it, but can you? Because it's honestly my favourite thing in the entire world. You know I do it.

Because I can't wait. What's up, TikTok? What's up, TikTok? Can you do What's up Wednesdays? To the camera? Yeah, that would be lovely. What's up Wednesdays? I'm also like, where did that come from? I know.

Oh, I don't actually know. I think I just said it at one of the start of my videos, what's up Tik Tok? And then stuck my tongue out and then just, it got more and more like weird and silly. And then people started to love it. There was people like imitating it, doing it. And like the more it got attraction, like traction, the more stupid I made it and just made it into a thing. Can I just say when I, because the season that you started going, what's up TikTok?

I hadn't watched. So you were just coming on my TikTok going, well, there's a guy. And I was like, is this guy all right? And then I literally was like, I'm obsessed with this guy. I was like, Jamie, you need to see this person. And then I realized it was like a joke. Yeah, I didn't have TikTok before I went on Love Island. Social media, TikTok especially was like completely new to me

when I came off the show. And this is the one with the budgie smugglers where you did it. That's where it went viral because you were like getting changed. And I remember it came from my finger. With the anaconda. With the anaconda. I was not ready for that content. I was like, fucking hell.

I was speaking to Luke the other week. I was like, how was the podcast? He was like, yeah, they just kept asking about your penis. I was like, oh, okay. We just wanted to know what the girls want to know. Like, are you stuffing it with socks? Giving the people what they want to know. Well, no one will ever know the truth apart from Gabby.

Apart from Gabby. How is Gabby? Yeah, she's great. We literally just got back from Dubai a few days ago, but we had the best time. That's like the first time we've been on holiday without any cameras, without any people, without any drama. It was lovely. It was so nice. And have you, like, how's it been, like, coming out of the villa? I think everyone's, like, it was so good on there and, like, there a bit.

What's it going to be when we come out? Like, when they've got their normal life and I've got mine. But, like, it's honestly gone from strength to strength. Like, it's been so nice and we've just got closer and closer. It's been great. So obviously when you and Gabby came out of the villa, a lot of people were, like, making it official and then you guys hadn't yet, although you would want it. So I think people would then maybe be putting extra pressure on you. People were really annoyed about the fact that you guys weren't official for quite a long time. Had they? Caused a stir on the internet.

It's like all over our comments that you go on like the news. It's like split rumors, but I find it funny to be honest. I don't really care. If I was that bothered by it, I'd have said, guys, just to let you know, we're boyfriend and girlfriend, but like, I'm not really asked. Are we boyfriend and girlfriend yet? Yeah, we are. Oh, thank God for that.

Yeah. I mean, the thing like, we didn't feel the need to make a post about it. That's no dig to anyone else who's done it. Like, okay, that's up to you, but Gabby didn't want to do it. She didn't want to make this whole big thing about it. I didn want to do it like we went on a nice dog walk we went out for a nice meal and I just asked her then and that was it. That's more my vibe the proposal vibe isn't my thing. It's actually like a really it's really funny because it's only been a thing since Love Island. It's like a rite of passage that Love Island comes out and then they propose asking will you be my girlfriend with flowers. It's actually very vulgar.

They've set the bar high if they are going to ever propose. I'm like what are you going to fucking do now? That's what I mean. And it's like, I don't want to do it and then post it online and people are like, well, Luca's done this, Ronnie's done this. It's like, well, fuck all of them. I'll do it my way. Oh my God. I love that. But like there was all these comments about, oh, you're in a situation, you're in a situation.

I was just liking the comments. Like even when we were boyfriend and girlfriend, it's just like, like them, really get to the skin. Does Gabby find, does she like have a good mentality towards it like you? Yeah, I would say so. There's obviously some comments that aren't nice and like they do get to you occasionally, but that's the thing as well. It's like for every 100 like great comments you get, you'll get the one bad one, but that one will be the one that affects you. So Fancy, congratulations. And for anyone who's lived under a rock, Casey has just come out

of All Stars Love Island for the fourth? No fair. Whoa. Third time, third time. No shade. You make it. Yeah, third time in a row. Third time lucky.

What was different this time? I got a girl from it, well, an actual girlfriend. I think the other times I went on, I came in like two weeks into the show and there's all these like connections already formed. And I think people are at that stage where maybe they're too scared to jump boat because, I don't know, for whatever reason. So it's hard to come in at that time.

So when they called up for a third time around, the producers were like, right, you're going to be coming in from the start. And I was like, if I'm coming in from the start, I'll do it. Like if you're going to say I'm coming in from the start and you put me in two weeks in, I'm not doing it. Or even like a week in, I was like, you're putting me in either on day one or day two, or I'm going to fly back home to the UK. Because I knew I'd get stick for going on third time.

It's everyone like, oh, he's doing it for a third time. Blah, blah, blah. But like, I don't care. It's worked out well. I was like, it's a fucking holiday with a lot of... Me and Jamie, I'm so upset I'm past this. Like, why can't I be there? They're just pacing them out in Cape Town with like loads of hot people, half naked in the sun.

I know. It's like being at... You know when you... In our winter. Yeah. That's what I mean. I feel like I'm like a little school kid. Like I'm surrounded by like good looking people in a fat villa in South Africa when it's like minus one degrees back at home. I was like, yes. It's really off topic, but I just have to say this.

Say it. Marz and Zed's going on the American Love Island. Shut the fuck up. Marz and Zed. That's crazy. Wow. Those are manbasters. We picked them well. Yeah, so you're a manbaster by the way, if you weren't aware.

Manbaster. I haven't heard that before. We've only got two. You're the first one from 2025. Yeah, tell them what that entails. We basically are going to give you a test at the end. It's called a dick-tective. Oh yeah. And you're going to test you on the dick to see how much you're ridiculous. Yes.

Okay. But obviously on that, you're in a relationship, so a little bit different to Miles. Do you know Miles from Made in Chelsea? We went on that trip together. Where was it? Barbados, Antigua. So that was like my first episode. They were like, you're flying out to Antigua. I had a little bit of a fling with Tina on the show on in Antigua. Oh was this what everyone was talking about on Love Island then that you walked away and I was like oh my god. So sorry wait but she said I'm getting the real tea that I want

to know that's not necessarily on your notes, I'm so sorry but I need to know these things. So wait but she said that you like left her at an after party and like walked off with loads of girls. No, no, that's not what happened. It got to the end of the night and it was like 11 o'clock and they were getting everyone out of the event and everyone was stood outside the event on like the pavement and people were like, are we going to a club? But like, you know, that just drunk chat, like people want to carry on the night.

And then I think Tina was standing there as well when she was waiting for an Uber, she wasn't coming to the next place. So I was stood with Sammy Roo and we were like, all right, let's go to a club. And then we shouted over like, who else wants to get in our taxi sort of thing? And we all left. And then the next day woke up and Tina was like, you're such a dickhead. I was like, well, what have I done? What have I done?

She was like, you left me to get a taxi by myself, but like, I didn't really think about it. Like, and go into- That's going on your file. Yeah. And like, yeah, I should have maybe stayed there with her, but I was drunk. I didn't really know what I was doing. And I just got in a cab to go to a club.

Oh, all right. Yeah. So not that deep. So serious. I know he looks like he's back to crying. He's like, you're so scoffed me. Relax. It's going to be okay. I didn't know. I was he's back to crying. He's like, he has so much. Relax. It's going to be okay.

I didn't know. I was like, it's okay. I'm sorry. You said that you DM'd Gabby before. Yeah. So what happened? Because she was in a relationship for like four years and then I knew she was single through, I don't know, just a grapevine and I thought, right, let's slide in.

Let's see what happens here. Have you met her? I met her in afters maybe like two years ago, but she can't remember it. Did you tweet her? Not really, like maybe like, hi. Oh my god. So funny, all these people were like crossing paths. But this is before I went on Love Island.

So I was like, just like, hi, Gabby from Love Island. Oh my god, sweet. Are you a little fan boy? No, I wasn't a fan boy. A little bit. No, I didn't ask for boy. No, I didn't ask for a picture. That would be quite horrific if you did that. Then you said in her DMs before Love Island. No, after it. So after I came out. You were like, now I've got street

cred. The second time. I can slide in. Yeah, I was like, now I've got some followers. Yeah, she'll be able to see it. I've got blue tick now. But she replied, like we had a bit of back and forth, but I mean, it didn't go anywhere. We didn't meet up. And then the next time I saw her was in Love Island. She was like, yeah, you tried to slide in my DMs. I was like, oh, brilliant. Thanks for embarrassing me in front of everyone.

When you first saw her, were you like, that's what I want? I'm not. Yeah. Just like everyone else that came in, I just didn't have that same feeling as I did towards Gabby. And I was like, I could potentially make myself into a triangle, but it's like, what's the point when I know I'm not more interested in that girl than I am Gabby? So I just didn't think there was any point.

Apparently you had sex in the villa and I'm just sure the listeners would like to know. We didn't. To be honest, you really didn't ever get like your... It didn't zoom into your feet, which was like the giveaway was like there was a lot of like crunched up toes. Yeah, it got a bit heated in the villa, but we know, we never slept with each other. There was people that were sleeping with each other like all the time. Shut up, who? How'd you do that?

There's nothing wrong with it. It's human nature, if I'd loved to know you. I also am like, it's kind of weird that you're not, cause you're like literally boyfriending. I don't know how people don't. Honestly, the beds are like from me to you. Like it's, it's weird. I would not be keen for that. Yeah. It's tough. Like earplugs

in like it's bad because you hear stuff as well. This is hanging. It's quite harrowing listening to people having sex isn't it? Yeah. Cause I've seen episodes back and it looks so sweet. It's like everyone's like going to bed like sweet music. In there it's just like. Are you fucking joking? Why don't they show us that shit? That's so regressive. Yeah, mad. You're also really tall. I thought you were so tiny. Yeah, because I'm stood next to Tom the whole time and he's massive. Well, you met him.

He's just huge. So tall. Do Molly and Gabby and you and Tom like do double dates? You're all getting on really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gabby really likes Molly as well. They're getting along really well. So it's working out well.

I always think that's quite a difficult dynamic sometimes. It's like a friendship out of like default. So like when they get on really well and actually have a true friendship, it's so lovely. Yeah. So much in common. Yeah. So we really liked your talent show performance. So we bought you a little thing. Oh my God. You love salty.

We love salty. Do you still do performances at home? Hello! Do I get to keep it? Yeah! You can do us a little performance at home if you want. What, like a little roast? Yeah, we'd love a roast.

Go on, give us a roast. I can't do it on the spot. Oh, you need preparation time. We should have given you a heads up. Yeah, if you would have given me a heads up, I would have like come with a a roast. Go on, give us a roast. I can't do it on the spot. Oh, you need preparation time. We should have given you a heads up. Yeah, if you would have given me a heads up, I would have like come with a little roast. You can give us some tea, any final tea that you think would be juicy that you don't mind sharing. That salty would give us, because he's obviously in the villa.

Do you know what, I love doing Curtis's accents. Can I do it here? Absolutely. I like Eken. I really do, darling. She's great. She's smart. And like Eken. I really do, darling. She's great. She's smart. And I fancy her.

However, Danielle is special. And I love her too. Eken, come here love. Come here love. How's that? That was really good. That was really, really good. I love it.

You look at him in such an endearing way. I know. My little salty. You can keep that. Also we've briefly mentioned the budgie smuggler situation. Yeah. You were really enjoying those in the villa. I loved them. Do you wear them like as like knickers all the time?

Not knickers, but like they're your boxes. Briefs. Is they briefs? No, I wear just like normal boxes like Calvin Klein's. Oh, that's just amazing. Yeah. Because we've got you a present. TK, so you want to say thank you for being our first Manbassada of 2025.

Here's a little present for us to say thank you, lots of love, Sophie and Melissa. Oh, thanks guys. Really appreciate that. You're so out of care. Oh my god, sit. I know. I'm so off on Sol. I'm seeing Gabby tonight.

So should I walk in? Yeah. Walk in with Solty and do a performance in your new Wednesdays. Oh my gosh. We've got to do that. We've got to do that. We've got to do that. We've got to do that. We've got to do that. We've got to do that. Yeah, I mean, so off on Sol. I'm seeing Gabby tonight, so should I walk in? Yeah, walk in with Solty and do a performance in your new Wednesdays. Oh my god, she's gonna love us. I think she'll kick me out on the street.

Yeah. We got him a pair of briefs, is that what we call them? With Wednesdays on the back. I don't think they're called briefs. We got them basically granny pants, whatever you call them. Yeah. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. Today's episode is sponsored by Abercrombie and Vitch.

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We would like your boy advice. Okay. Okay, right. Dilemma one. We were all at a festival when we spot this girl and a guy's shop. And we were all like, Oh, I'm so excited.

And then we were like, Oh, I'm so excited. And then we were like, Oh, I'm so excited. And then we were like, Oh, I'm so excited. advice or whatever and we've got you on Sue. We would like your boy advice. Okay. Okay, right. Dilemma one. We were all at a festival when we spot this girl on a guy's shoulders. But then someone in our group asks, would you let your boyfriend put another girl on his shoulders? And suddenly our whole friendship group was in debate. Some of our friends were like, it's just a festival thing, no big deal.

Meanwhile, others, myself included, were like, absolutely not. But then it gets messier when someone flipped the question, okay, but would it be okay if you went on another guy's shoulders? So what do you guys think? Would you be cool with your partner letting someone else on their shoulders? And what about you? Would you hop on another guy's shoulders? Are you being dramatic?

Yeah, I was on everyone's shoulders at Glastonbury. But Jamie was there. So I'd do it without him. On someone's shoulders? On my wedding, I was literally on everyone's shoulders. Okay, but that's different. No, no, no. If a boy at a festival puts me on their shoulders, I'm getting on their shoulders.

Like, I don't think... Right! But I don't want Jamie putting a fit girl on his shoulders. Absolutely fucking not. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Like, get your vagina away from his neck. So, what do you think about this first?

I don't really care. I'd let Gabby go on any guy's shoulder she wants. Like, especially if I'm still with Tom at a concert, I'll be like, go on, you get to see more. But do you think Gabby would care if you went on... If you had a sexy girl on your shoulders? Potentially, yeah. So I probably wouldn't do it.

I think probably to save the avoidance of there being any debate over this, you just shouldn't do it. Just in case... I love you just playing safe with that. do it just in case. I love you just playing safe with everything. Yeah just in case that there's a chance that they couldn't like it and they don't agree with it what's the point of doing it? I really don't want to ask that of you. Because that would save an argument. Are you quite like that? Quite like what? Like you just play it safe because you're like you just want an easy life. I don't think play it safe, but if a girl's coming up to me and going,

do you want to get on my shoulders? I'll be like, right, okay, would Gabby get annoyed at this? Probably, is someone going to picture it? Most definitely. So like, let's not do it. It's kind of intense now going out. Like, it's not just about like paparazzi or whatever. Paparazzi.

It's like everyone's cutting a fucking photo and putting it on TikTok. And it's like, it must be stressful. I mean, you're in a relationship as well and like, you could probably like just talk to your friend and it's going to go viral. Do you ever freak out about stuff like that? There was a clip on TikTok of me just dancing in a bar and it was like someone like recording me and it went viral and I'm just stood there like having a drink, like just dancing. On your own? No, not having a drink, like just dancing.

On your own? No, not by myself. Just with like boys. But like it's like, it's so weird. I wouldn't get on anyone's shoulders as a girl with a boyfriend unless I need them there, my friend. I'm not going to get on a stranger's shoulders. I wouldn't get on a stranger's shoulders because I would be like, whoa. If you get on Toby's shoulders, I don't care, fine.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't get on a stranger's shoulders ever because like that's really weird. Stranger danger, like, whoa. If you get on Toby's shoulders, I don't care. Fine. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't get on a stranger's shoulders ever because like that's really weird. Stranger danger. Yeah. No. Imagine just saying, hi, can I get on your shoulders? He'd be like, who the fuck are you? You know what?

There were Glastonbury people do it all the time. I was on random people's shoulders all the time with Glastonbury. Why are you really? I was not. I didn't have a boyfriend at the time. They said, okay. If I turn around. Sophie's getting on the shoulders.

I'm getting on somebody's shoulders and I don't really care who it is because Jamie knows that I would like to see what I want to see. Whole play. But Jamie's not allowed. If some honey is calling up Jamie to get on his shoulder, I would be like, are you alright mate? Yeah. You can tell me it's level standards because I know it is.

Well no, it's not because I would, if I was in Jamie's shoes, I'd agree with you. Like, if Gabbie wanted to get on on shoulders, I'd be fine with it. But then I wouldn't let a good looking girl on my shoulders. And Melissa's just really, really, really respectful and not getting on anyone's shoulders and told me. No, I'm getting on shoulders of people that I know or Toby knows. That's fine. Right.

You can get on Jamie's shoulders. Yeah. Right. Dilemma two. Girls, I'm so desperate for your help. So I met my boyfriend back in March and honestly, he's an absolute angel. I feel so grateful for him every single day. But here's my dilemma.

We're going on our first proper holiday together in December, two weeks in Bali. I'm beyond excited to spend some quality time with him, but I am terrified for when nature calls and it's time to poop. We're staying in two different locations and I just Googled one of the hotels. Turns out the boy, the toilet is behind a frosted glass and that doesn't even go... And the floor, that doesn't even go floor to ceiling. I know the vibe.

So yeah, definitely not sound or smile proof. I can't find any bathroom photos for the second hotel, but I'm bracing myself for the worst. I already hate going to the bathroom away from home and now I'm panicking that I'll stress myself out, end up so bloated or make myself ill for the entire trip. I know it's normal, but this fear is so real for me and I don't know how to get over it. Help. That's so funny because I've just been away with Gabby to Dubai. How was that? And that was like our first holiday together. And we were obviously in that, like she's

never seen me poo. Well, I've never seen her poo. Like we're at that stage and I was pooing like fine. The word poo, you've said so much in that sentence. I was pooing fine. I'm really glad you were. But openly. But then, I didn't see her go to the toilet. So...

She was using the reception toilet, I guarantee you. She was waiting every morning to go down. You know, Jamie's girlfriend once had to do a poo on the street. What? Sorry! Yeah, but he, guys, he had this one bedroom apartment. It was like a studio flat and the bathroom was like in the bedroom. Like it wasn't, do you know, you went into that flat and like gov for a bit.

Like it was horrific. I used to have to go to the restaurant. Yeah, I would do the same. I mean, boys perspective, yeah, he should worry a bit. Like if... I love you so much! No, I can't go! Yeah, I mean, it depends what stage of the relationship you're at, surely. Yeah, I mean, he's... Like, you don't want to be going to the toilet and you're like, oh my god! You don't want to be going into the toilet and you're like, oh my god. I love Rudy, really.

The honesty. Oh god. That's really just like sort of implanted a fear back in me. I know, I mean, I'm now like really questioning everything. What was the pooping situation like in the lap of Lambella? Awful. What do you mean? There's two toilets between everyone.

Sorry, it's not that one. God forbid I'm coupled up with a girl and they've walked out and I'm walking in. They're not being coupled up anymore. No I'm joking. That's a joke. I can't believe it. No I feel sorry for the girls more so. I don't know why like boys are just smellier for some reason. They are. All the girls like after they come out of the toilets, they're like spraying the whole toilet down. Well you guys listen, let me just give you some advice. This girl is right in this.

You can get this stuff called like pre or post poo drops and you just go, and then it like, it's like a film over the like water and it like soaks in all the smells. So you find that. Or bring a pack of matches. Matches, don't know what it is. Yeah, match and then you blow it out straight away.

Obviously lue roll in the lue. Run the tap. You know what it is, but I'm a match. And then you blow it out straight away. Obviously, loo roll in the loo. Run the tap. You know what? I would just do it. I would just go when you're not in the room. If you get barley belly, different thing. Yeah, I mean, at that point, if he's going to be a meat dick, then he is a dick. Then he's not the guy for you.

If I'm like, nah, you stink. I've got nothing to do with you. I think you're a bad person. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. So like if they're ill or if they've actually got the shits or barley belly or whatever, you've got to take care of them. Surely.

What sort of crazy person is like, nah. I agree. Also, actually, and by the way, when we get home, we're over. That would be awful. Right, so now you've got a Dilemma to read out for us. Hi girls. I need to take on something that's been giving me the ick, but also low key making me laugh. My boyfriend and I recently moved in together and they weren't lying when you said, weren't lying when they said,

you really get to know someone once you share a space. Let's just say some of his habits are starting to feel unhinged, but maybe they are normal as I've never lived with a guy before. For example, when he's watching TV, he casually slips his hand down his pants, normal, gives the boys a good scratch, and then wait for it, sniffs his hand. I can't tell if he realises he's doing it, but I definitely do. And his approach to toenail clipping, he aims for the toilet, but spoiler alert, they never make it in ever. I'm torn.

Do I say something or keep pretending just harmless boy behavior? I do find it kind of funny, but I'm not sure how long that will last. The girls have any habits your partners do that you silently ignore? Well, I do understand that. Why do all boys scratch their balls and like... Jamie doesn't sniff. Toby doesn't sniff it. I see Jamie's hand by his nose all the fucking time. And at first I thought he was sniffing his arsehole, remember?

Yes, he remembers that. And that's his balls. I think it's just like a... Is that normal? You can tell me if it's normal. I think it's just like a masculine male thing to do. I sit there on my phone, just hands down my pants like that. It's a comfort thing, right? Like sometimes I'll sit at home like-

I don't give them a smell, no. Unless like once every while, yeah. You give them a little bit of a... Just out of curiosity. But like I can imagine that being comforting. Like I can see why you boys do it. Yeah. Just... You like cop you boys do it. Yeah. Just... What, you like, cup your balls?

Yes. Yeah. Kind of, yeah. Not like all the time, like I don't need to do it now, because that would be weird. Thank God. Thank you. We don't need the anaconda being straight. But like, if I'm not thinking about it, and I'm just like on my phone, I'll just sit there,

but like every boy I know does it. Yeah. Like all the boys in my house do it. Why do also boys think they're being subtle? So like, have you ever like done anything like pick your nose in front of Gabby and do you think that she can't see? Which trust me, she'll fucking see it out the corner of her eye. She will see it. Like you'll be doing it there.

I do, I do pick my nose. She will be seeing you do that. No you don't. And she'll be watching you out the corner of her eye. I do. Watching you where you flick it. No I want to know. Where do you flick the burger?

What do you do with that? Don't you dare tell me. You, I want to know where. Where do you flick the burger? What do you do with that? Don't you dare tell me. You flick it. I don't flick it. What do you do? No, you just let it. I genuinely do. I think you're lying.

Protein. Wait, are you lying? No, he's obviously lying. Where do you put the burger? What? No, he's not fucking lying. I don't do it all the time. Normally I blow my nose.

No, he's not lying. What's wrong with you? I'm not lying. What? So you put your nose in time. Normally I blow my nose. No, he's not lying. What's wrong with you? I'm not lying. What? So you put your nose in it. You eat it? Sometimes. Okay, well, I just wanted you to know that I'm really glad you're here because we talk

about this constantly because I can't, I actually refuse to believe that people enjoy eating a bogey. Hold on. We knew, we found some out the other day. Someone bites, picks their nose, puts it in their mouth, swirls it around like mouthwash and spits it out in the shower. Oh, that's fucking wrong. You were there. Yeah, I know. You were there. picks their nose, puts it in their mouth, swallows it around like mouthwash and spits it out in the shower. Oh, that's fucking right.

You were there. Yeah, I know. You were there. And he was admitting it to us. And I was just absolutely shell shocked. I don't really think we should throw him under the bus. I'm not going to name any shame, but he was perfectly comfortable with telling us that. I was like, hmm.

Should we not go into more that you pick your nose and eat it? So what does Gabby do when you do that? Well, obviously I'm not doing it in front of her. She's usually do it. Well, so you just nip off to the loo and just have a cry of it. I guess being in like the Love Island Villa where like everyone's living with you, maybe like people would catch onto it. But then I'm always thinking in my head, have I just done that?

Like, is it going to get on camera? But I'm guessing it hasn't because that clip would have gone like on TikTok and stuff. So I don't think it's been known to people that I do it. So why do you do that? I don't know. It's just a thing that I... I actually can't believe that you do that. You pick your nose and you eat it. Sometimes. So does Gabby know you do that?

I don't know. She does now. Gabby, I'm really so sorry that you have to find out this way. I can only apologize. Do you think that she'd be all right with that? Probably not. Yeah. Toby picks his nose and he thinks that I can't fucking see it. And then I can only apologize. Do you think that she'd be alright with that? Probably not. Yeah, Toby picks his nose and he thinks that I can't fucking see it and then I can see him like trying to take his hand down his body line to then flick it on the floor. See that's more disgusting.

And as soon as he does that I'm like I can fucking see you doing that. Well I can on some where you'd think it is. Like in your own home they're getting a bogey on the floor. That is gross actually. It's fucking disgusting. I think it's horrible. What about picking toenails and flicking them about? That's also quite bad.

No, see I don't do that. So what do you do with your toenails? I go for a pedicure. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah, but my nails are the worst. I bite my nails. Let's see. No, they're really bad.

What advice would you give to our listener? I would say just let it be for the time being and maybe if it carries on and really grinds on your gears then say something. I kind of agree. I think just let it be. He sounds like a sweet boy. If that's the worst he's doing, I think let him get away with it. I think maybe like just have a playful little dig on it and like when you see him smelling his balls, just be like, oh, smell good that. And then he'll like, look, let me have be like, oh shit. Like, oh yeah. Like don't go in too deep. But make sure that he knows that you see that he smells his balls.

Yeah. Smell good. Does it? Yeah. So Gabby's going to be like, that tastes nice. Save me one. And then I'd laugh. I rate boys for thinking that like there's nothing that could possibly put their girlfriend off them by doing that sort of thing. I'm like, I would never do it anyway, but if I wasn't going to do it, I would never do it where my other half could see me doing it. What about if Gabby starts picking her nose and ace it, what would you do?

I don't think you'd like that Casey. I would say save me some. What if she had like poo on her leg? What if she didn't wipe properly and like she had an accident? No stop. Are we putting this image in his head of his lovely cleaning girlfriend? That's crazy. Well there you go, that's the end.

What if there was just poo everywhere? What if she just got a little bit on her leg? I'd be like you've got poo everywhere? What, just like a little bit on her leg? I'd be like, you've got poo on your leg, are you okay? What the fuck's happened? I'd be like, has Oscar rolled in something because there's poo on your leg? Is it fox poo? Is it like, what's going on? This conversation is taking such horrible turns.

What would you do if Cabbie had poo on her leg? What a question. This section is called the Dicktective. And we will then rate you on the dick to scale. That's it. And how much of a dick you are. Okay. Obviously we love Gabby. She's like our favourite and she's such a babe and you guys are so happy together.

But just for fun, this is as though you're a man in the wild without a girlfriend. Okay. Number one, what runs your feelings? Your head, your heart or your hardom? So what made you like Gabby? Was it your mind that was like, oh she's really amazing? Your heart that was like, I'm in love with her or your dick because you got a boner? Because you fancied her. Like a combination of all three. I think, yeah I really fancied her and like in my head I was like, I can really see this going somewhere.

That's a lovely answer. Have you ever forgotten the name of the girl you're having sex with? Yes. Tell us why. Tell us a story. Come on. Oh, I'm just really bad with names. Like it's not...

Plastic, dyslexic. Midway through or like when you're like, bad? Oh yeah, like bad. names. Like it's not... Plastic, dyslexic. Midway through or like when you're like bad? Oh yeah, like bad. God, that's put me up on the dick meter, isn't it? Brilliant. Dick meter. What's the simplest thing you've ever done for Gabby? Like wet. Yeah. Yeah.

See, I'm not really much of like a wet person. Like ask Ronnie this question or Luca, they're wet. Or the sweetest or most romantic. Do you know what? Like every now and again, I will bring her like a big bouquet of flowers. Oh my god, that's lovely. Yeah. That's not simple. But I don't, and she doesn't really like like over the top stuff as well. Like if I was to do stuff that'd be over the top, she'd be like, what are you doing?

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Okay. Who comes first? Your mum, your missus or your mates? Mum. Okay, so too. Yeah. Okay. Who comes first? Your mom, your missus or your mates? Mom. Okay, so mom's first. Mom, missus, mates. You're not married, so like I get that at the minute.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think my mom would always come first for me. Over your wife? Really? Well, I don't have a wife, so I can't. Maybe it would be different when I have a wife. No, that's really sweet. And I think all boys would say that. Toby said that, it really pissed me off. Yeah, really pissed me off. Okay, we've already asked you this.

What's the ickiest thing a girl can do? Like, Miles, for example, said he hates girls wearing fake tan. Like, you know, like orange tan. Yeah. Good memory for me. Because I was wearing fake tan and I was like... Yeah, but I think it has to be like obvious, blatant fake tan that like would ick you out, surely. Is that what yours is?

No, it wouldn't be mine. What is yours? Well obviously like if a girl's rocking up looking like a tangerine, it's obviously not attractive. Like birthday makeup, when you cake on the makeup, you know when they get... Yeah, I call it birthday makeup, when you cake on the makeup. Birthday makeup? Yeah, I call it birthday makeup. It's when like they get a person to come in and do their makeup for them. The full glam. You get full glam, but it looks like you've done it yourself. And I'm like, seriously?

I know what you mean. It's just some, it's just preference. So that's not what your thing is. You prefer more natural girls. Yeah, more natural makeup. How do you usually show a girl, Gabby, that you like them? Like a love language sort of thing. Yeah, what's your love language?

What are you going to do to like, this is an amazing night, how am I going to get it over with? I think my love language is like a combination. I don't have one, it's not like gifts of service or it's not like fully- Gifts of service? That's a hybrid of one. No, so it's acts of service. Acts of service.

Is it gifts? Gift giving. Gift giving. Physical touch or compliments. Words of affirmation and quality time. I definitely need to work on compliments for sure. Really? Yeah.

Can I just say a wow goes so far. Yeah. When you get a wow, when you've got ready for dinner and you've put your makeup on and you've made a bit of an effort just to... Yeah. Wow. Because I think the thing with me, I say it in my head so much and I I don't say it out loud to Gabby, and I should say it out loud more. You really should, because Jamie Napa says it to me.

Yeah. And I don't think he even says it to us. I do need to get better at that. He does, and I think you don't notice him saying it. No, he doesn't when I'm dressed up. He'll say it when I'm like in trackies, and I'm like, ugh. And then I take six hours and he's like, ready to go. But I agree.

Wow is like... Wow is a really good thing. And also like even if you, like maybe you do prefer like the natural look, but if like your girlfriend's taken a while to get ready, like you fucking tell her she looks great. Because that will go so long. Yeah. Okay. I would say it's physical touch for me. Me too. Yeah.

What do you think Gabby's is? I would say Gabby's is the one where I need to compliment her. What's it called? Words of Affirmation. Words of Affirmation, 100%. Oh my god, you've really got it up the game then. It's the morning after a one night stand. What do you do next? Are they at mine or are they at them? Let's do one of each.

Oh yeah, love that. So they're at yours? Obviously, you know, past life this is of course. I've got gym or gym paddle at 8am. You're going to have to go. What's that? Do you say it the night before or are you in the morning like, you've got to go? Yeah, it would just be when I wake up, be like, oh shit, paddle to this morning. One of Toby's friends pretended that he had a flight and then actually had to leave and

like bag a bag back about it. Oh my God, such a good commitment. Oh my God. Jamie said that he used to always be like, I've got to go to filming, but like, you can stay here, but like let yourself out. Thinking they go, he'd like walk around the back or like go for two hours, they'd still be there. Take a fucking hint. Watching TV. Like eating like his like old style, like Narnborough from like his takeaway. And I'd probably be like, what? I was filming.

Yeah. Okay, so what happens if you go to that? It's a lot easier, isn't it? You can just leave what you want. You're just like, nice night, bye. Don't remember your name, see ya. I had been caught out once really bad, like really, really bad. Oh my god, tell us.

Your head's in your hands, this is gonna be good. Yeah, I was on a date, it wasn't like a one night stand, but she was like, looked absolutely nothing like her pictures, like nothing, like it didn't help that her chat wasn't good either, like just awful, and I was like, this sucks. Like, do I have to sit through this whole day, have to pay the bill at the end? Like, am I wasting two hours of my time for this? I was like, absolutely not.

So she's gone to the toilet, waitress has come over and I'm like, and I'm like, this waitress is really good looking. And the waitress has come over and been like, can I take your order? And I was like, oh, like, I think you're really attractive. Can, can I take your number before you take the order? And then she's like, she was like, aren't you on a date? And I was like, no, that's my sister. Like just putting myself in it. And she's come back from the toilet, dates gone on. I've got this waitress's number. It gets to the end of the day and the waitress has gone, oh, so who's older out of the two of you?

And the waitress has gone, oh, so who's older out of the two of you? So I've gone, and this girl, this girl's gone like, oh, what do you mean? And she goes, she obviously knew what she was doing. Like she obviously figured it out. So the girl sat opposite me, has gone, um, what do you mean? And the waitress has gone, well, he said your brother and sister. And then I've just, I've just stepped in. This girl was like, what, what the hell you, why would you tell her that? And I've gone, guys, I'm really sorry about this.

I didn't think you'd look like that. I said it to her. Oh my God, Casey. You know what? It's good that you were on there. I was just like, look, I genuinely thought. How bad was the catfish? Like really bad.

I paid the bill. This girl opposite me had the bit, bit of the hump. She was like, do you know what? Fuck you. But I paid the bill. This girl opposite me had the bit of the hump. She was like, do you know what? Fuck you, but I appreciate your honesty. Walked off, got up, walked off. And then I went out for a drink with the waitress after. Wow, win, win, win. What a move. What a story. I did get stuck in quite a situation there. I'm going to rate you like a one. I don't think you're a dick at all. You're very, very respectful and you really like Abby.

And I like the honesty. Yeah. Thanks. What was, is it one to five? What's the? I'm a one. Oh, I'm thinking it'd be a zero. I'm a one. I'm sick. No, no, no. I don't think zero exists. Sorry, I'll give you a one then. You're a low dick. You're not a dick.

Yeah, you're low on the dick scale. You're a good, you're a nice boy. Thanks. Okay guys, that's the end of the episode, but you're fucking great. So thanks again. That was so fun. Thanks guys. I like that. You're a nice boy. Thanks. Okay guys, that's the end of the episode, but you're fucking great. So thanks. That was so fun.

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