Wednesdays - 95. Sabrina Carpenter Borrowed Melissa’s Outfit!!

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Brace yourselves, Tinies!! Melissa has HUGE news… Sabrina Carpenter has borrowed her outfit. YES, really!! And that’s not all, Sophie actually met George Clooney in real life. THE George Clooney. Could we be any more jealous?!  Plus, we’ve got some juiccccy dilemmas. One Tiny is spiralling after finding out her summer fling has a girlfriend. Should she sack things off before it gets really messy? And, another listener has got a different kind of problem… She’s struggling with how big her partner is. We’re talking the size… and width… of a drinks can. Eek.Enjoy the episode xGot a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Insta @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail]--Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/wednesdayspodcast/TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail]--Credits:Exec Producer: Jemima RathboneProducer: Helen BurkeEditor: Kat MilsomAssistant Producer: Emily D'SouzaVideo Editor: @lizziemccarthySocial: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa, are you a doctor? I want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a doctor either, and we're not psychologists. We're not. We're not experts at anything. In fact, we just challenge all our shit. We love giving you guys advice, but as we said- We love giving you guys advice.

Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Hi, Tynies. Hey. Welcome to the episode. We've got a good one today. I actually have quite big news to tell Sophie about my outfit that went viral. Huge news. I also meet George Cleaney and shake his hand. And we have some really juicy dilemmas actually. Amazing dilemmas this week. There's a couple sort of affair vibes, there's some holes that are too small for objects. Yep, girthy dicks. Enjoy the episode guys, it's a real good one. Love you! Okay welcome back, guys! I mean for you it's only been a week but for us it's been ages. No it's actually only been a week because there was a chicken pox outbreak in the jam pot.

I forgot about the chicken pox. And you know what, if you're preggo, you're not really allowed to come in. Well, if you're anything, you're not allowed to come in. I think chicken pox is so dangerous if you get it a second time, am I right? So I was like, I'm immune. Got it when I was 14.

Don't wanna freak you out, if you have shingles, it's like a virus that you can always come, it's like a dormant virus, my mom had shingles. So she was like, it can come back. Well, I got told it was really lucky I had it. So I got it when I was 14. They were like, you're not old. But I got it when my doberman was having,

gave birth early. She was pregnant and my mom was on a tennis trip and my dad was on a golf trip. Or maybe they were on a golf trip together. And my grandma was looking after me and Macy Gray, our doberman, gave birth. I know who she is. Macy Gray married to Charlie Brown. That was our doberman's names. She gave birth early and I, me and my grandma, birthed these babies, these puppies,

and one of them died and I got shingles from it. I know. Cause I was so, so it gets from my anxiety. Oh, because it was stress. I was so, so upset. I couldn't stop crying. It was horrendous. You're like when a puppy's born, you have to get like the fluid, the sack out of their mouth. So you have to like shake them. I've seen people doing that. And my mom's friend was a vet. So we got her aunt, it was all going on. And my sister just slept through the whole day. She was in that stage. She, no, she would have been 14. She was in the stage of Emma Sen talking to boys, couldn't give a crap. I was very much like 11, like these puppies are my life.

I have nothing better to do than like talk to my teddies and play with puppies. But lo and behold, we got a week off, didn't we? It was quite nice. Okay, right, I was- It was lovely. No, wait, we'd been together the day before and it was cancer.

Where had we been? A wedding. We'd just come back from Badlands and Charleston's wedding. Oh, fuck yeah. And we had the record on the Tuesday and we had landed on the Monday night. And I was like, oh my God. Couldn't be more relieved that the podcast has been canceled. And so, I don't even because normally I love it, but I was just like.

I was exhausted. It was just exhausted and I was like, and then Say was like, same. And I was like, right. I was like, how nice is it when things get canceled? And she was like, say it. And I was like, right. I'm going to one day plan you a full like birthday shenanigans day and then the night before cancel it.

And it's going to be the best surprise ever. That would be the best birthday present anyone could ever get. Yeah. Just a cancel. I'm like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going one day plan you a full like birthday shenanigans day and then the night before cancel it and it's gonna be the best surprise ever. That would be the best birthday present anyone could ever get. Yeah. Just a cancel plan. I love a cancel plan but you know what I hate more than anything. Tell me. So you've made a plan with someone but they're a bit flaky and you're a bit of a flaky person.

Like I am a bit of a flaky person. Like if someone's... Are you? I'm not with you but like... You're not flaky, you're busy. There's a difference. If someone doesn't follow up with with you, but like- You're not flaky, you're busy. There's a difference. If someone doesn't follow up with a plan, you best believe I'm not following up. Oh, me too. They have to message me like the week before, like, still on Friday.

Because if they're not going, I would be like, catching. So if I'm planning something with a flaky person, neither of us message, and then 10 minutes before we're going to meet, and I'm like, I'm in the clear, I'm not fucking going. We're going to message each other in a week and be like, oh my God, we didn't even go for that lunch. And then 10 minutes before we went to meet and I'm like, I'm in the clear, I'm not fucking going. We're going to message each other in a week and be like, oh my God, we didn't even go for that lunch. And then 10 minutes before they go, I'm going to be there in 10 minutes. And I'm like, that is worse than anything. There's nothing worse than that because you're just thrown in the deep. That's bad to me. Or do you just leave them there? No, I'm like, well, no, I like always make sure that I'm near the area because I think-

Could be canceled. Could be canceled. Could just have a day of shopping or I might have to just make a dash for grain drinker Well, no, I like always make sure that I'm like near the area because I think could be cancelled Could be could just have a day of shopping or might have to just make a dash for grain drinker I have this brunch with somebody don't you think I sound weird? Yeah Well, you do a little bit with that thing here. So I've got this like brace in my mouth and it's like I'm just getting used to it It's like not a brace. It's like a wire basically, but I'm just getting used to it It's so oversharing but like my saliva is very salivary in my mouth and I'm more prone to spitting. So I just need to like take beats in between each sentence. Sometimes I do just like, I don't know whether it's I'm over-tired or anything, but like

there will just be a certain period of my week where I'm just like, there's so much spit in my mouth. And I'm like, God, this is awful. I don't even want to open my mouth because it's just like there. So you need to like the the dentist drainers just constantly. Yeah, like, yeah, just sucking that out. Actually talking about teeth, my teeth has chipped four times since being pregnant.

I've noticed. Anyway, I've been told that you get free, more appointments on the dentistry NHS when you're pregnant because your teeth are brittle. Oh my God, how weird. Just another bow to my tie. Can you, what about saying it? It's like chipping and also I feel like my teeth are like yellow, like they don't look nice. But that's that toxic free toothpaste.

It's just not doing me any favors. Let me tell you. Right. Can I tell you this story? Some gagging. Oh yeah. Honestly, I'm going to tip my tongue. So I'm leaving my house on Friday morning to drive to the dentist to get this wire put in. Right. Yeah. My agent calls me Dev. She said, Melissa, this is the weirdest request we have ever had. I the night before, which is the night before I posted this TikTok of me in that cobalt set, right? Sabrina Carpenter has seen your TikTok and really likes the set that you're wearing. So she has asked her stylist, who has then gone to Free People, to ask for the set.

Free People have run out of the set. With Melissa Mind couriering her set so she can wear it at a high bar festival. You're fucking kidding me. I was like, uh, that's a fucking leetle. I'm in the car, but I can send my friend Mills over to my house. Sorry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Well, I know. I'm just an actually tan, you see? Sorry, this is fucking wild. I know. Sabrina Carpenter knows exactly who we are. She's seen me. If she knows who Melissa is, surely she wild. I know. Sabrina Carpenter knows exactly who we are. Well, she's seen me. If she knows who Melissa is, surely she knows who I am. So she'll obviously know who you are.

You're a household name. You're a national treasure. A national treasure. Right. So then what happened? Yeah, so then my friend Mills goes into my house. She's got a key. Fish is out this step.

Puts it in the courier. I'm honestly my joyous little girl. It's honestly bonkers, isn't it? So then- Toby must have loved every second of it. He was like, can she send it back after she's worn it? I was like, you're disgusting. So then, High Butt Festival comes and goes, she's not fucking worn it, but had a note

from the Free People team today, like we ate Melissa big time and Sabrina Plansome wearing the outfit still. I cannot believe that you came to my house and didn't tell me this. You have no idea. It happened like two hours prior. Your dedication to this podcast is nice. Because I just thought it's so fun to tell you here. You're unbelievable. There would be no way in God's green earth that I would have not picked up.

Did you not hear me saying I'm desperate to tell you this story, but you didn't even press me on it. I thought that you could have done and I would have caved but you were just ignoring me saying this I was like, she doesn't err I thought it was gonna be like a Toby situation and I was like I can wait for that, this I can't wait for Can I also just say this is like Devil Wears Part of Shit You know when you just have to get something done and you have to like cut corners to get it So like in order to get it like I had to, you know what I mean? It's like so un-

What we're really taking from this is like, imagine being Sabrina Carpenter. I want that, give me the clothes off your back, I'm about to go on stage. All right, okay, I'll go get naked. Get that influencer to send it to me, I need that for tomorrow. Yeah, I wonder who she's dating at the minute. It'd be really iconic if she started dating Harry Styles. I know they're not matching.

Yeah, they're not. Because she's very like, I'm gonna say it, like she's not that grungy cool. No, she's not. She's just glam, cute, sexy vibes. And he's like really fit and cool. But that's what would make it great. It's like Timothee Chalamet and Kylie. It is. It's just the clash of the worlds.

It's the clash of Kylie. I'm living for this summer. I really am. Can we talk about this fucking road trip that's happening in Majorca? So annoying. Why weren't we invited to that? Road. Oh, the road. I thought you meant like a road trip. Haley Bieber is on a, she's taken like a load of influencers away to Majorca on a road trip as in like a road trip. Hayley Bieber is on a, she's taken like a load of influences away to New York on a road trip as in like her brand Road. And like we're just devastated we didn't get the call up really.

I never get gifted road or anything. It's like, just give me a break. It's a hard thing to do. I've got to tell you something. This is so uninteresting, but Kylie Skinton is the best fucking makeup in the world. And it's 10 out of 10 on your phone. I've given it away?

It's unbelievable. When my sister told me, she was like, you need to tell me this. I was like, devastated. I've fucking given all of it away. I've got it on now. You don't answer to your whole- Have you ever had it once? No, because it's really hard.

We want full W. I got five is really dark for me. I had to then put fake tan on my body to match my face. I did Sally Hansen this morning because I was literally like orange. Can I also just say Sally Hansen news response to you because you have been a hardcore ambassador for that brand for as long as I've known you. Guys, it is unbelievable. Like you mix that stuff. It's like called airbrush and it's a tan and it literally is like body makeup and you mix it with a bit of moisturizer. Otherwise it's a bit too much drying and you put it on and it, I mean, honestly,

like I've got it all over my chest, it's so good. But you would never know, like it looks so natural. It's actually fucking iconic. Anyway, mix that with a bit of, because Kylie's skin tone, you're good to go all summer. Right, okay. I wore it for Silverstone and all the photos, I was like, my skin kinda looks like that.

And you're dressed, you were actually very quite glam for Silverstone. I was really overdressed. I was devastated to be honest. But you were only in that top bit. That's fine. You went down like mincing with the... No, I was in a box.

So it was like very fancy, but like I was definitely really got the memo wrong. It was a real heartbreaking situation. But I was like, you know what? I'm fucking going to rock it. I thought the photos were fucking incredible. Unbelievable. You know what? I thought I only was in that box. If I had to go down to the... If you had to go down to the paddock. I would have been like, I'm fucking gonna write it. I thought the photos were fucking incredible. You know what I thought I only was in that box.

If I had to go down to this, I would have been like, I'm going down in my pajamas after this outfit. We need to get you changed a little bit. That was perfect up there. I know, but I'm really devastated you realized I was overdressed. Because I watched a lot of F1. I thought people who weren't there wouldn't know that I was overdressed.

Because I was like, this is so cringe. Like it is cringe. No, for the photos I thought it looked fine also everyone in those photos was quite like dressed up. It was just me and Maura Higgins. I've been watching Love Island specifically so that we can talk about it on this show. Apparently it's a really good season I just can't get on board. It's a lot happening.

I thought the guy Bluey or whatever he was called was really fit. You got kicked out straight away I was devastated. Well you know what that's when I was like I'm switching off. I need some eye candy. Otherwise, it's just not interesting to me. I know. Is there any boys who have like, we think have got a nurse? There's nothing that's really my type of guy or your type of guy, I wouldn't say. But the one person that seems to be getting a lot of attention is this guy, Harry, who's

like an ex-footballer or something. Well, Cal surprise. A bit older. He's like, he's like 30 compared to all the other guys that are like in their early 20s. And the girls just love him. You see this series is not going to be up my street because of that reason. There's this chick, Helena, that's causing absolute chaos. Is she the American? No. The American is a sweepie, actually just a really lovely girl. Helena just is like such a flirt, like beyond belief. She's got a nurse and like chat.

I just wish I was such a flirt. I don't think I'm a flirt at all. Well, I don't know whether you are. I think maybe I am, but you turn it on for certain people. I'm not trying to flirt with like, I don't know. I think you're flirting with like more flirty with people. I don't think you're a flirt with people you fancy. And I think I'm the same. Part of me is like, God, I just would love to do that for one night and one night only in front of Jamie. I wonder what'm the same. Part of me is like, God, I just would love to do that for one night and one night only. In front of Jamie, I wonder what he would do. ["The Last of Us"]

Okay, so me and Jamie went to Buckingham Palace and we met the one and the only George Cleary. When I say in real life, I've never met someone such star quality in my entire existence. It's like- Proper Hollywood. You know what the thing is, it's like we're in this industry, right? And we go to some like fun events and like whatever, but like so embarrassing when you meet someone like

that walking through. You know what I mean? Well, they're proper A-listers. You just like- We're B-listers. Oh I mean? Well, they're proper A-listers. You just like- With B-listers. Oh, Z-listers. This is C-listers. But like the event was like, it was an amazing event, but like he's the star.

Like it's just, I don't know whether it's Hollywood compared to, I don't know what it is, but like it's just a different air. He looks airbrushed, he's so handsome, he's tall, he's not short. I would say he's like five and a half and six foot. Fucking unbelievable. Wow. So did you speak to him? Yeah. Jamie shook his hand and I was talking to him and then I was talking to someone else and Jamie was like, you need to meet my wife and literally ran and grabbed me and was like, this is my wife. She's pregnant.

I'm like, oh fuck sake, why does she always- I bet he said it in such a funny way. This is my wife. She's pregnant. He says it the whole time. And then I shook his hand and he was like, congratulations and walked away. I was like, that was fucking lame. Was that all you said? Well, he was leaving and Jamie was saying bye to him, like bye and hi, because Jamie was talking to Charlotte Tilbury and he's friends with Charlotte. So he came to say bye to Charlotte Tilbury. And then Jamie was like, you need to meet my wife. I was avoiding the whole situation because I was just intimidated by everyone. I was like, I must just talk to Sam Thompson rather than like talk to Charlotte Tilbury

because I wouldn't know what to say. I was like Sam and then Jamie grabbed me into the mix and then I was left with him and I was like, so am I going to go back over to the friendly faces that aren't so intimidating? Back over to the C-listers? Back over to the C-listers Back over to the C-list. No, that's so mean. No, but it's true. But it is true, like there's such a difference

between an old Hollywood superstar like that. Yeah, it really was. Movie star. And everyone was like gasping as he walked past. I bet. I couldn't believe it when I saw him in the photos. I thought, fuck me. That is like such a big deal

that you've been in the same room as him even to start with. No, and then you know what was crazy. You know, Sam Thompson really does have, like he has some balls. He goes over and he's like, hug him. And then on the day that we're like doing the actual carpet the next day, George walked past Sam doing an interview and is like, hey mate, and hugs him. And I was like, that's why you've got to be confident. Makes a difference. Because he would have known who Sam was and he'd have just sort of-

He now remembers him. Yeah. And then I obviously met King Charles. He was such a sweet B. And cause me and Jamie are King Charles ambassadors. I saw you were like, he loved me. He loved me. He laughed his head off at me. What did you say? But I don't remember what I said.

There's a Netflix documentary about him. So we can watch it and I'll be in it. Right. Hump Day Homos. Okay. So I've had really bad fainting episodes. I had to go have an ECG, but I'm fine. But I think what it is is low iron, but it's made me feel a bit fucking weird if I'm totally honest. I'm not feeling great in this trimester, which is weird because everyone's like, you'll feel so good in this trimester, and I feel like not great. I have good and bad days, but like genuinely just like really wiped out.

I guess you forget how much your baby takes. At this stage, the baby is like the amount of blood pumping around. I think it's just all going to the baby. Also it's hot. Yeah. But something really to worry about. I'm gonna get my iron tested again,

so it's fine, but just not my feeling. I'm like wiped out, like wiped out. Well, I will say that it's a comfort thing for us to know is that you did have a fainting thing before you were ever pregnant. So it's not like, oh, this is a new weird thing that's happening to me. But apparently it's really common in pregnancies, like even if you have what you haven't, but I've always had low blood pressure. But when you're pregnant, it naturally drops so much anyway, particularly at like the stage I'm at. So I think it's just normal, but it's quite a lot. There's not much really you can

do to help it other than literally bed rest. And I'm like, you know, that's not going to happen with me. And I've always had this sort of thing. I always thought it was a sugar low, but it's really not. It's nothing to do with blood sugar. I get the two confused. Well, I think everyone's like, just have a Coke and you'll feel better. Yeah. It's not that, is it? But it's weird because it like, it's happened while I'm like having lunch or dinner, sat in a chair. Oh, you're eating.

It's not when I'm standing up. It's actually bad to sit for too long when you're working. Right. What, because the circulation is nothing moving? I don't really know. And then also stands. I'm like, what, so we just lie? Just like worm our way around. There's no real like ways. Like when I went for the ECD, the lady was like, what, so we just lie? Just like worm our way around. There's no real like ways. Like when I went for the ECG, the lady was like, look, I mean, you've got parasite in your body essentially, just eating all the good stuff.

So like, if you naturally got low blood pressure, like there's just not much we can do. Just keep an eye on it. I was like. Makes sense, I guess. Anyway, what do you have then? Any hormones floating around? No, I have no hormones for me.

She's feeling great. Easter's rising. Kira was on time this month, I have no hormones for me. She's feeling great. Easter's been rising. Pyrrha was on time this month, which is great. Thank God, that was really weird. Yeah, last month I was 10 days late and I was really freaked out, but Pippa was like chill. And the month before you were also a bit late. I was two days late.

Pippa said you need to calm down. People are late by two or three days. That's absolutely fine. But you and I have always been clockwork. I'm exactly the same. So it freaked me out to hell. But I'm fine. I came right when it was supposed to.

Also my oar rings arriving pronto, so I'm gonna get the oar ring and then sink it to natural cycles like what you did, so I can really just see what's going on inside the body. Can't wait. It's so fun, you link it to flow app as well. And then you can see what you're offering and all sorts of things.

I can't wait. And then you'll really know when you're like feeling your best. I wonder if it will align, because sometimes like the moment my period is over that week, I feel like I feel and look like my nicest. But you will do for the whole week because your estrogen is just rising. So like it's a whole, it's not just like the day you ovulate, it's like a whole week of

feeling great and looking great. I'm not actually ovulating technically because my period has just ended, but I feel so much better. Yeah. I call it like the creative time when you're so so creative, you want to go meet people, you're so chatty, all these great things happen to you. Oh my God, I'm sorry, but you must plan your wedding and your big birthday parties and all these big life events the week after your period and hope that you're never late.

And I was on my fucking period for both weddings. Oh, fuck yeah, I do. Right, should we get into dilemmas. Okay, dilemma one. Hi girls. I love, love, love the podcast and need your advice. I spent the first few weeks of my summer working for a pizza company at festivals. Everyone on the team is great, we're similar ages and we all go out after our shifts and enjoy the festive vibes.

The problem is I think I've fallen for one of the guys I'm working with. What's the problem there, Lem? He's fit. He's so funny and the perfect level of cocky, if you know what I mean. Oh, we love him. There's nothing quite like that. That's quite rare. We clicked from the moment we started chatting and had such good chemistry. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex in my tent after we finished our set. Our shift together, lol, don't judge. We're not judging. Why would we? That's phenomenal.

That's unbelievable. I understand the romance. I was so excited for a summer fling, but after sleeping with me, he told me he had a girlfriend of three years. Fuck's sake. You're brewing everything, boys. I don't know what to do because I generally like this guy. We're going to spend the rest of our summer working together and I know I shouldn't, but I probably will end up sleeping with him again. Not sure how I feel about that. Am I a normal person? I feel like I don't own his girlfriend anything, but my friends are telling me to stop this before it gets messy.

What should I do? Don't do it as back armor. I really don't like that. I would hate, you know, if I was dating someone, I'd hate that girl for the rest of my life and you will ruin it. Like don't do it. It will happen to you in the future and then whoever you're with will cheat on you with someone because you've done it. Also like by the way, that's not good look for you. He'll be like, this girl doesn't, she's got no morals or like self-respect. Because like I've got a girlfriend. You should be pissed off. Like, sorry, where was the point in this story where you got angry? I would be like, what the fuck?

Why have you like led like, I would never have sat with you if I knew you had a girlfriend. That's so disrespectful. Have someone twisted the story to make it sound not so bad. Tiny, have you done that? I what do you mean? I'm like, did she know that he had a girlfriend?

If she's just pretending that she ran out afterwards. Oh, right. I love it. How it's like the moment you finish having sex. By the way. No, but that has happened to me. Do you remember with that guy? Oh, yeah. So I got with this guy and we slept in the same bed,

but we were friends and it was like nothing was weird. We were friends for years. He had been chapsing me for like the better half of like six months. That's a clue, yeah, okay. To the point where he pretended he had a dog, right? The compulsive lying is bonkers from this person as well. Right, he pretended he had a dog.

He was really fit back, I thought his fashion was quite sexy. He still is quite sexy. Yeah, and he dresses very well. Yeah, right, he pretended he had a dog and he used to be like, send me photos of him and his dog and be like, do you wanna come walk my dog? Years later, I found out it wasn't his dog, it was his fucking mate's dog. And I'm just like, that is the weirdest shit ever. Cause you use, you clearly send that to loads of girls. You're

like trying to bait like babe trap, trap them with your babe magnet. And I was like, so cute. He's got this cute dog. Anyway, so one night we go out and like, we end up getting together and like I stay in, we stayed in the same bed, but I don't think anything else happened. And then the next morning he called me. I then had to go to film. He called me in the car and I was like, I'm quite sweet checking how I am. Because I just got up and went to my cool time so early.

And he was like, can we not tell anyone that because I've got a girlfriend? And I was like, are you fucking joking? And at the time I was like, yeah, okay. And I found out he'd been going out with this girl for ages. And I was like, you've been talking to me for so fucking long. That's so naughty. It's really naughty. But this is what I mean.

Did you get pissed off? No, but I just think I'd never spoke to him again for years. I was just like, ugh, ick. And then I asked people, I was like, he's apparently got a girlfriend. They were like, yeah, for ages. I was like, ugh, what a gross guy. Also, he's obviously doing it with other people as well,

which is just such a red flag. Well, people with that, do you think they change? No. No, so this guy and this poor girl, three years, that's like Toby cheating on me. I can't, also, it's like the shag. It's not like a quick kiss, it's like sex in a tent whilst he's at the festival with the girlfriend,

it's not the festival. She's never gonna know. He knows he can do it again with you. You must have your back. Do you know what I mean? He's like, this is my summer fling. Let me tell you something. This boy after summer, when he's not working at the festival,

will never speak to you again. Oh no, he doesn't do. He'll go back to his girlfriend. Yeah, like really, really, really don't do that. The only way you can try and get him is by being like, oh no, get away from me. And like, hope that he then falls in love with you. Break up with his girlfriend.

Sometimes it does take, like, if he's in a stagnant relationship, maybe it takes him seeing like what he could have in a different way to like break up and leave his girlfriend. I agree. I agree. And there's nothing wrong with that if like you guys are meant to be together, but what you mustn't do is be unfaithful. I feel like you need to confront the situation.

I would be, I would get angry and be pissed off, be like, firstly, that I'm not this type of girl. I'm really fucking pissed off that now I've slept with you because one, I'm kind of catching feelings, which is annoying. And now you've just told me that you've got a girlfriend. So you've lied to me. You've deceived me. Yeah. And I'd be like, it's also really dirty. Like I hate that sort of shit. I would never have slept with you if I knew you had a girlfriend. And then I would just be like cold as ice. Yeah. Like now I think of you as a completely different fucking person. Yeah. And then it's done. Don't be sending non-messages. Like it's not too deep because

you barely just met this guy. Yeah. And then you go and you have the best fucking time with all the other people. You go for the drinks after giving the pizzas and you don't give him the time of fucking date and flirt with the other guys. Try and get with some other guys at the festival. Do you think, right, let's say the girlfriend then starts coming around and is like hanging around with you guys, because that would probably happen. Absolutely. Then what are you going to do? You're going to probably be pally with her and it's going to be like, phew.

No, I think you've got to like really ignore this guy now. He's like dead to you. That's what I would do. I'd just like not give him the time of day. I wouldn't be like really moody, but like we can't be like doing that. It's not a good look for you. It's really not a good look if you're trying to actually get this guy because he's not going to respect you at all. Men are such shits. They really are such shits. Honestly, I can't, I mean, I was just told a story upstairs about this guy and girl who were engaged to be married. This is one of our friends upstairs. And this just happened to her best friend four weeks before the wedding. I can't do this. Walked out, left, not said another word to her.

I had my sister's friend, I was telling you, it happened to her. I just can't. I can't. It's giving me goosebumps. I always think we should get my sister's friend on because you'd love her on the podcast, tell the story, because it will blow your mind. We should. But then it's also putting the fear of fucking God in me not to get engaged or anything because I'm like, how can they do this? I'm also like, why go through making somebody your girlfriend or making somebody your fucking

fiance and then doing that? I think when you get engaged, like there's a real, the, what is it? The wedding itch or like the seven year itch. No, it's like a wedding, Kolfi, like it's got a name. It's like the Kolfi before the wedding. I think that's so real. The Kolfi before the wedding is more like nerves and stuff. This is like walking out, I'm never speaking to you again. I think when you get engaged, it's either you go for it or you don't. And like there's a lot of, it's scary in so many ways because like it's a massive thing. Right, so I'll have a two before I scare myself out of my relationship. Please.

I think my best friend might be jealous of my relationship. We've been friends for years and have always been single together except for the odd situationship here and there. We live together, work in the same office and go to the gym together so we spend a lot of time with each other. I started dating my boyfriend around seven months ago. At first she was very supportive and seemed happy for me, but recently that has changed. I feel like friendships can get jealousy over stuff like this. Me too. A few weeks ago she blew up at me for spending Saturday and Sunday night with

him saying, I'm not prioritizing her and leaving her on her own at the weekends. She's even annoyed that I don't always invite her when my boyfriend and I go out for breakfast or lunch, even though she has come along a few times. She's also taken issue with my boyfriend staying over at ours, even though it's not constant. And now that we've decided to stay more at his, I'm sure she'll get upset by that too. It's really starting to get to me, especially because she doesn't act this way with our other friends who are in relationships. It's starting to feel like I need permission to see my boyfriend. What do I do?

You're going to get friendship at this girl needs to chill out. She needs to fucking chill out. I'm just be happy for you. Naturally your priority is gonna change to your boyfriend over your best friend. Also like flatmate. Doesn't she know that girl go just bitch your other friends about it for a bit. Like until you get over it.

Like don't go to her. Like you don't have the right to go and be like, can't believe you and Toby don't invite me for lunch. You'd be like, what? I'd be like, that's so weird. There's not three of us in a relationship. I agree. Like that's just like, like go for lunch. If you wanna be like, oh, so weird. There's not three of us in a relationship. I agree, like that's just like, like go for lunch.

If you wanna be like, oh, like if you wanna do it, be like, can I come for lunch, I'm like, sorry, can I just be in the thap all for a little bit? Like, don't be annoyed at it. That's like really like you're acting like she's your girlfriend. Oh, so she's just gonna push you away. I agree, I'd be like, you're driving me nuts.

Ooh. I almost feel like your boyfriend and her need to bond a little bit more because if she loves him to bits. I almost feel like your boyfriend and her need to bond a little bit more because if she loves him to bits, I agree. It won't matter. Maybe she's like one of those girls who needs like so much attention.

So if your boyfriend becomes like very, very, very friendly with her, she'll feel included. She obviously feels neglected, but like quite punchy from her really in some ways, respect. Some people just don't have like shame. I'd be like, I could never voice that. Even if I did think I would like,

gotta bottle this one up. I'd probably be passive aggressive, which isn't the right thing to do either. I get both sides, but she's taking it a little bit far. I do, and you know what it is, it's like the whole benefit of having like a flatmate is so that you have like fun things to do. Or like you're not alone on a Sunday every Sunday.

I do get that. So if it's like three Sundays in a row and she's like, fuck, say I'm alone all weekend again, she's probably getting lonely and annoyed. Which I understand. It happens in every stage of friends. You're all fun and you all hang out with the girls and then everyone slowly becomes in serious relationships and then there's always a couple people who are left

and it is, I've been there and it sucks. And you're like, what do I do, Jim on a Sunday. But like, she's got to suck it up. We've all been there. A hundred percent. I think that you should make, try and make your boyfriend and her really get on and like maybe just include her like now and again. Like, I don't know how, like do breakfast on a Sunday at home instead of go out. I want to invite her on a Sunday. On a Saturday night, have like tacos at yours, be like, right, me and Jim are gonna make you tacos tonight.

Let's get some wine, let's make some fun tequila, whatever they're called. Margaritas. Margaritas. You can make it a fun thing and then they'll be friends. And that's what you want, really. Tobi sees my friend Liv all the time. He's like, where's my favorite girl? She's his favorite, I mean.

They love each other so much. But she's actually single, but not that she lives with me. But you have to build friendships between your boyfriend and your friends. Otherwise it's never- And likewise, you have to build friendships with his mates. Otherwise it's just like a shit show around. You've got to merge as one and his friends are your friends

and your friends are his friends. Absolutely, try and also set your friend up. Does your boyfriend not have any single, cool friends that you can all do a fun night out together? I agree. And even if they're not single and you don't think they'll work, just bring them so that it's two single people so it's not thruffle vibes. More fun, 100%. And there's just more fun. I agree. Okay, dilemma three. I've been casually dating three guys and for a while I was just

having fun, no sex, just loads of cute dates and flirty chat. But after a month or so I decided it was time to pick my favorite and take things to the next level. Date night rolled around and we went out to a lovely little wine bar. The vibes are unreal and there was so much sexual tension. We went back to mine, things started even more steamy, but then that's when the issues hit. We tried to have sex, but we couldn't as in his dick literally wouldn't fit in. No, no. We tried so many angles, positions, got the lube, everything. For context, I'm 5'2", and he's 5'10". Oh, so he's smally as well.

So it's not like I'm trying to sleep with the jolly green giant. Small guys sometimes have big dicks, but literally nothing worked. We ended up laughing off and doing other stuff, but now I don't know what to do. I picked this guy over the two other guys. What if we try again and the same thing happens? Are we just not compatible? Please help.

No, it's a real thing. He's obviously got girthy, girthy dick. I've never heard of it. I remember, do you remember I sat with that guy and I turned around and he, and I went, not gonna work. I just looked at that and I went, no, not going to work. And did it? It did.

Was it lovely? No, big. You could pick, sometimes it's uncomfortable. It's not, it wasn't compatible. It was a one time thing for that reason. I was like, not again. I was struggling to walk the next day. Yeah. Dear God.

So this is the thing, and if you're using lube, I'm afraid it's not going to work. As in if you're using lube and it's still not working. Yeah. I don't think she's going to get into a miraculous position where it's going to suddenly slip on it. How big is this guy's dick? But the thing is, what's throwing me off is that she's not been like, his dick was enormous. It might have been like a really girthy, but not like hugely long one.

I'm imagining huge and girthy. I'm imagining trojan dick. I was gonna say like that, but that's maybe. Yeah, I'm picturing that and long. Cause that for girth maybe. That's pretty girthy. That is quite girthy, isn't it? Yeah, that.

We're holding up a cannon can. The can-o water can. That's a girthy, girthy, girthy. That would be quite a girthy willing. I would not want that in me. No, that would be quite painful. That would really ruin you for other moments, and I think you've got to just say no. Look, I really fancied that guy, but I was like, that was just not a pleasant experience enough I wear. I think you need to give it a few more goes. I think you owe it to yourself. And I think

you owe it to the people that struggle with their boyfriends with the small willies. It's true. You know, we need to be thankful for the universe that someone has given you a lovely man with a big willy and try and make it work. Yeah, you know what, if you do and when you do manage to make it work, it could be the most incredible thing and if it's not, then you know, we gave it our best shot. I think we should give it five chances. Five? shot. I think we should give it five chances. Five?

Five, I think we should give it five goes. On the fourth, on the third, I'd be like, this is so awkward. Can you like stretch it out? I know, can you like get those, you know when you do, you know when you get like a smear and they like screw, screw, screw. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't we just sit and practice with that before he comes over, I'm stressed. You know what you went to do before giving birth?

This is so TMI. I was reading it in my birth bit last night. Tell me. You're meant to get like avocado oil or coconut oil, right? You're not going to want to do this at stretching rides. And then you put it on your thumb and then you like say this is the vagina, right? With my legs up like that, the bottom bit that's towards your anus. You're meant to just like stick your finger in and just like massage it.

So it doesn't rip. Yes. Maybe you should start doing that. Maybe you should. If you get a bath thing, but there's loads of techniques on how to stretch the vagina out so that you're not going to rip. You really need to put avocado, like you need to get that coconut oil rather than like the water based lube.

I would get rid of the lube, go for the avocado and the coconut oil. Slippy, slippy, slippy. It tastes quite lovely as well. Coconut oil smells unbelievable, doesn't it? Yeah. Whenever I smoke, because I use it as like my stomach, my stretch mark. Yeah, okay. I'm like, I honestly want to eat myself.

It's delicious. I think that's a great idea. Right, okay, right. Right. Let's get that coconut oil going. Give it a few more chances. Maybe loosen up with like a glass of wine or two. I think't. Okay, right. Let's get that coconut oil going. Give it a few more chances. Maybe loosen up with like a glass of wine or two. I think so. Because you might tense up now, like subconsciously look, oh, and also just be open and be like, God, you've got to like

compliment him on it, but also be like, I need you to be really gentle because it's big. Yeah. He's obviously had this, it's this. Yeah. He obviously gets this all the time. Also by the way, it's like a real compliment to you as well. He will be dragging to make this work. He'll be like, I'm ready. This is a challenge I need to get into now. God, I'm really invested. It's like puzzle. Also, Polly with the blow jobs, because that would suck. The job of discipline. That's worse than having sex with someone with a messy booty. I think I would just say, no, no, I'm sorry. That's not possible. You know what you can do, the $3,000, which is stick to the top.

You've got to get the coconut oil on the side of people's mouth at this point. It's like being in a dentist. So that doesn't rip. Or you're going to end up with red bits around for the rest of the week. It's like being in the dentist and they pull you off.

No dry, do not go in with the dry mouth. Oh God. Strictly lots of coconut oil everywhere. Right, so get coconut oil in abundance and just give it your best shot and if you can't, look if you really fancy them it's like a bonus if nothing else, right? Absolutely. Good luck. We love you. We love you so much. We love you so much. And I have faith in you. And your vagina.

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