Wednesdays - 96: GALENTINES SPECIAL ft. Ruby Adler

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Today we are joined by our best friend Ruby Adler aka Tiny Tim for a galantines special- what a treat! We’re discussing recent ex’s, dating disasters and of course Molly Mae’s baby. This week we’re drinking a delicious sparkling wine from Outpour Wines - a female founded wine shop!https://outpour.co.uk/productfulldetails/34/baumard-cremantMelissa Rating: 7Ruby Rating: 7xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Timmy, aka Ruby Adler, is joining us today. I'm so happy to be here. Timmy and I have not seen each other for a hell of a long time. I know, but it's been a very long time. And I haven't seen you either. I know, it's not right. I need to. It's not right. It it's not right I'm living a bit further away Yeah this is the problem

And I need to And also like face time you I've not spoken to you Maybe it's me because I've got a new friend It's me as well I've been in a bit of a love bubble And I'm aware of it I've been a bit shit I've been shit too

But I'm back I'm going to make I've been a bit shit I've been shit too um but I'm back I'm gonna make a very effort she's back back with a bang back with a bang back for Galentine's

should we try this gorgeous gorgeous yes I'm excited to try this this is sparkling wine I also have some well you guys try it I'm gonna get the info

off about it oh my god it's crisp and it's delicious it's crisp and it's delicious it's very dry just how I like it a new female founded

wine shop and community by women for women. Yes, women. Which is very smooth. Okay, so the wine community is called Outpour and it's all founded by women, basically. I love that. So this goes very well with our Galentines. Sorry, this is ideal for Galentines. We're all in a relationship, but we're going to do Galentines.

No, we have to. I did Galentines and Galentine Valentine's Day was actually yesterday, technically, for us now when we're filming this. Oh, caught you off guard. Did you do something with all your girlfriends? Just one of them honestly I'd happily not do anything we are doing something but what are you doing we are going for dinner um we're just going out for dinner and then we were going to go to White City and have some drinks but it's a bit weird because it is on a Tuesday I agree it feels strange so the last the last time that we all saw each other together the three of us and we had all of

our boyfriends it was a really lovely it was one of my birthday dinners we bumped into both of our ex-boyfriends both of our ex-boyfriends

with our new boyfriends we've had this happen to me before quite a few times it was quite lovely but it was so funny so we had Rez and Harry Barron

sat having a little burger in the corner it was quite sweet it was so sweet burger in a pint burger in a pint in the corner what are the chances

I ran up and was like hello oh yeah you guys said we're upstairs I didn't run up but I was like

well it's polite it'd be weird if you didn't of course it's quite sweet to see them they were having a sweet time

they were lovely bless them they were like he was like is that Ryobe so don't bring him over me I was like do you want to meet him

because I don't bring him over in his head he's like no so fucking tall please don't introduce him oh my god oh but they're so sweet they were so sweet

but that was so funny I was like what were the chances of that happening because you never bump into exes I never bump into res ever or

ever and you don't but you guys are on perfect terms how is it when you guys see each other because obviously does he still flirt I saw him

does he still flirt and I was like whoa gang some tea here I wouldn't say we're on perfect terms but no bad blood as good as it could be

for an ex that you don't really like I wouldn't say it's bad blood like you know I'll greet him if he's there sure you'll be safe

greet with a handshake or with a kiss no you give him a hug surely hey how are you hi bye I think he's still filming I saw him I've seen him once this

series at the beginning i think i told you yes i haven't seen him since okay fine lovely we don't really have like a similar circle anymore at all don't have any friends in common you know i think i think at some point we will bump into him again and you know i'm sure nick will see him and time will pass and life goes on and people yeah i wish him well again and you know I'm sure Nick will see him and time will pass and life goes on and people will be friends yeah I wish him well I you know

he was a big part of my life I'm not going to sit here and you know be mean but it didn't work and now I've got a great boyfriend and I'm very happy

and in love and it's just the best thing ever just bumping into him with the best thing ever he really is lovely you know when there's like even if you don't give a fuck about your ex right there's just something about like bumping into them when you look really good. He really is lovely. You know when there's like, even if you don't give a fuck about your ex, right?

There's just something about like bumping into them when you look really good, you've got the new boyfriend on the arm. Not when you look shit though. No, obviously not. I remember once I had to film, I'm made in Chelsea and I was hanging out of my arse

and I ate a falafel raff in the morning. Not that I care about my ex, but I then turned up to the filming and I was like, oh, it's obviously going to be with Verity and I literally had no makeup on and it was him. And I was like, oh God, not today. Not with the fal and I literally had no makeup on and it was him and I was like

oh god not today not with the falafel bread oh my god I was like surely not today I couldn't have of all the time I literally was wearing like the

Sophie start talking him as well love it we've got to rate the honesty right we're getting into the nitty gritty now

why you guys have even tuned in. Just to listen and hear all about Ruby. Oh, Ruby, you're in the hot seats, sweet cheeks. She's got a new boyfriend. How in love? Very in love. Off the rip day. Well, it's been a couple of months now, but I mean, very early days, I guess.

No, it's not. But you have been boyfriend girlfriend for a decent amount of time yeah we've been it's been a few months and we're living together yeah which is like I guess a lot of people might be like that's quite quick but we have known each other for years so it's not like I think a lot of people thought oh I went out and got a new boyfriend and it's I'm almost like picked him up off the street like I woke up one day and was like you know what I want a boyfriend today and I like kind of walked down the road and was like you'll do I'll take you but no like people were so shocked they were like didn't see where's he come from where's he yeah yeah who is he like no we've known each other for

years we you know we were friends for a long time and then you know I really believe in timing timing is everything timing is key obviously Rui's probably always had a crush on him because he's absolutely stunning. Yeah, he's gorgeous. He's literally like a Viking. Not as in, what do you mean? You know, like Troy. Like, he's so tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's striking. Everyone sort of looks at him when he walks into a room. Him next to Jamie when we went for that dinner was so funny. Like, Jamie literally looked like his younger brother, his younger child. That was such a fun night, actually. I know, that was. So, yeah, very happy. In a very good place. I was such a fun night, actually. I know, that was great. So,

yeah, very happy, in a very good place. I'm in a bit of a love bubble. I must say. And I need to... No, right away.

No, it's not. We're waiting for you. We're not going anywhere. Yeah, it's fine. But we would like to see some more of you. I know.

I do miss you a little bit. I miss you both terribly. We're going to have some drinks afterwards. We can't wait. Yeah. I'm already a little bit on my way, to be honest. I would be too,

but you guys took the last of the champagne need to have mine because i feel bad now um not me not offering mine um rubes it is very lovely to see you so happy because obviously we've seen you go up and down what a roller coaster what what a 10 years and you have you are just like the best form i've ever seen you on so that yeah that's good he's very sweet okay all right let's get into the mystery so talk about so obviously moving in yeah when you're still in the honeymoon phase yes there's probably a lot that gets uncovered a lot sooner oh my god oh my god so talk to me about it because I'm still avoiding so much well do you want yeah you'll be I still

wait for Toby to go home before certain things are done okay so i mean i okay i've done one poo in the flat how long have you been living there how long have you lived there i spent my mom's life one poo how long have you lived there i've been there since the end of october so how many months is that four months i don't believe five months one poo any given opportunity watch how guys might use the bathroom no I honestly I can't do it I can't I get so nervous I don't want to

I don't want him to like be around but wait so where do you go the shower I do the shower thing I mean I'm past that stage so you've got like ten bathrooms in your house

he's never been in a year we have three no so I will I have a bit of a routine when we walk the dog oh yeah you go to a coffee shop very stressful no I just know there's a key that's why I've been so he's clocked on he'll be like oh the the coffee shop really and I'm like no I need I need the bathroom and he's like

oh okay you need the bathroom every like the same time every single day i'm like i will get there but i'm just like that's bad for your bowels you don't want to get i don't want to say the word mega rectum oh no get what my brother my brother scared me that there's this thing apparently it's not my brother i don't think you should know like boy chat and they were like if you hold if you try and hold in this shit for too long you get mega rectum no no i don't i always go i don't just hold it for days like but like surely in the morning after your first coffee like you're like i have to go if i get a ruling i'm like right no let me go now i'm not waiting it's really bad because it's not good to wait i plan my i plan my day and my coffee around you also you're such a slow little coffee drinker it takes her two hours

it does take me hours to drink it i also there's not much you're very small what else about living together so she's become a lot more wholesome with the you're very wholesome you live such wholesome life i'm now i never i'm cooking in like every night we're like on a bit of a delivery ban at the moment i'm he doesn't cook he wouldn't even know how to turn the oven on so i've actually ended up really enjoying cooking not that I'm great but I'm cooking

like fairly basic meals but I'm like it's quite therapeutic lovely and what are you cooking give us a little insight so I mean nothing

I did a fish pie the other day yes he loves a bit of fish because he used to be pesky so he used to be pesky so he used to be vegan oh I remember then he weans himself

onto fish and now he's eating meat again he is eating meat so he's like me we did the whole three yeah yes exactly and I'm actually really glad he's eating meat again he is eating meat so he's like me we did the whole three yeah yes exactly um and i'm actually really glad he's eating meat again because it makes cooking just easier for you um so when was your when he asked you to be the girlfriend like give us some

gossip on that do you know it was really quite dull it wasn't a big oh no but his is a big deal but like it's a big deal to us he was kind of like i don't want to just ask you like randomly sitting at home in the kitchen and then that's exactly love how you were already living together at this point pretty much as well i was kind of staying around every night but we didn't have like the official basics there but then like he was like look i think i'm a bit older now and i'm like i'm not gonna just you think it's a go at a faster pace work out if it works we want to be together i you know he doesn't live like around the corner from me so it would be a bit of a effort to you know take all my stuff back and forth like i wanted to move out from my parents anyway hopefully you know where we're living right

now is like temporary it's not where we want to like base ourselves you're forever home but no it's not but you know it works we you know, you know, it works. You love it. He asked me to move in, like, really sweetly, actually. Like, kind of got me a key cut and everything. Will you tell us about that? Can you tell us about that? Can you tell us about that? So we had the conversation about it.

He was like, look, it makes sense. You know, he was living there on his own, obviously. And it's not like he had flatmates or anything. So he was like, you're my girlfriend. Very easy for you to just... Why don't you just move in? I love that assertive yes he was it was very like he was very confident with it yeah he was like why don't we just you know he actually

asked me to move in before he asked me to be his girlfriend which probably should be the other way around should be the other way around but anyway you know living together we're in we're not in the we're in modern age i'm not 21 anymore exactly Exactly, like, who cares? You can have babies while getting married today, guys. Oh, yeah, 100%. Okay, right. Valentine's stuff. We've asked you guys what you were doing for Galentine's and some of you have written it in.

Okay, so, 10 years married and two children, Chinese takeaway at home, wearing a ghost dress. I love it. Oh, my God, that sounds true. Dress up, have a Chinese. That's very you, too. You love a Chinese. I love a Chinese. I wearing a ghost dress. I love it. Oh my God, that sounds true. Dress up, have a Chinese. That's very you to you. You love a Chinese. I love a Chinese.

I love a Chinese. It's probably my favorite takeaway. I hate it. I'm not going to lie. I've probably had one in my life. It's just not something I've ever. Oh my God. What about a lovely like fresh pad thai pak choy?

I don't like Thai food. I like Japanese and then I like Lebanese. I like Indian. What about a crispy aromatic duck when it's sliced? I'm not mad for it. I hate duck sauce. Sweet and sour chicken is one of my favourite

dishes in the world. Just no. Chili shredded beef. Egg fried rice. Oh my god, so good. Chili shredded beef. I'm there. Egg fried rice, I'm there.

But like... Miso aubergine. I had this miso aubergine. That's Japanese. Miso aubergine salad with rice noodles. It was one of the best things I've ever had.

I could have it every day for lunch. But it's from Huo so it's like under the Chinese restaurant bracket so it's just one it's just on my order oh my god delivery is actually where all my money goes it's frightening it is frightening when you count it up it's not especially we were talking about this the other day so if he was like i spend all day on delivery and i was like that's all i do scroll scroll scroll even sometimes i don't buy anything and then i'll just get an order of water because i'm that lazy yeah yeah yeah and two full fat cakes and I'm like well that's up then then I'll be like scroll

scroll scroll zap zap zap oh my god we listen to this propose to my boyfriend with a bag of chips and a romantic walk by the sea oh my god sick you're proposing to him she's done two fingers how sweet oh my god what does it look like a bag of like fish and chips. Chippies. A bag of chips? I'm guessing, yeah, chips. Yeah, yeah, lovely fish and chips. Where's the fish? Or like the sausage? Well, I don't know. What's your fish and chips order?

Mushy peas, I love. I don't like mushy peas. Do you not? It reminds me of school. Mushy, isn't it? It reminds me of dodgy school mushy peas. I love tartar sauce. I'd say mushy peas are the best thing ever.

Mushy peas are amazing. Oh no. Do you know what? I'm not a massive fish and chip girl. Neither am I. I don't really remember the last time I had a fish and chips. It's not something I crave that much. Oh, no. Do you know what? I'm not a massive fish and chip girl. Neither am I. I don't really remember the last time I had a fish and chips. It's not something I crave that much. Oh, God, no.

But I'm a battered sausage, not a battered cod. I was the same until I learned it was a frankfurter. Then I was like, it has to be a fish. Very un-Nike-y. I mean, I don't have a chippy every Friday, let me tell you. But I did back in the day. No, I didn't. When I was at uni at newcastle

we used to go to the beach yeah and then we'd have fish and chips lovely and the lovely ice cream oh my god no there's something about a seaside it's like the seaside just the food is always the same wherever you go yeah only in the UK Brighton not if you're in the sea in Spain you're not having okay someone else galentine's Pound's magic mic for a girl's eye that is so good oh my god I went you did that last year

and I honestly had one of the best mics of my life you ended up getting one of the magic mic mics no you didn't yes she did

really Adeline why have you told me this why have you told me this because it wasn't it was just like they went on my app they were there and she was like

kiss me it was just like look it Manny no it wasn't Mny oh he's quite fit yeah um no we we I went with like a big group of girls it was really random and then you know we stayed on for a bit we all had drinks afterwards and then my voice came and spoke to us so we all got quite drunk i ended up kissing so that's a story to tell such a great galentine's like evening it was so much then we ended up at a silent disco no no no no i always imagine so weird especially when you don't really know them um like sorry what did you say what was that i really live happy memories of Magic Mike. It was fun.

I really want to go. Should we go? Should we finally go? I kind of thought you were going to do that for my London ham, but I don't think you have. Oh my God, what? Oh my God, that would have been...

You told me just to... What? That would have been so fun. It's not too late. Oh my God, I believe she told us. It's not too late. Okay, well, me and Ruby can be on the case for that.

Yeah, we can. I thought we were going down a different route. Yeah, but that's still like... Would you like that? I think it would be so fun. Well, I don't we were going down a different route. Would you like that? I think it would be so fun. I don't like theatre when I get itchy toes. No, no, it's not like that. They pick you up.

It's interactive. They'll point at you in the crowd. Because you're two foot tall and size zero. So that's why they pick you up. No, they didn't pick me up. I wasn't picked. My friend was. She wasn't the hen.

But if you're the hen or whatever. Oh my God, I can go. You would be taken up. No, no, can we do it? Okay, okay we'll see we can pull some strings yeah replacing the holiday i was going on with my recent ex with gals trip to paris instead delightful good for her love that we've got a uh no idea but absolutely galentine's decided to create an insta to document my dating life instead. Interesting.

Cool. So she's going to, like, video her dates and give feedback from them. My friend does that, or used to do that. Who? Quite a lot. Darcy used to have a TikTok about dating. Oh my God, really? And then she deleted it because it all got a bit... Oh, people were, like, looking.

Yeah, bullies surely are like, whoa. Bulls are so interesting for other girls. Yeah, it's really good. She did quite well on a few of them, actually. I think it's quite good people it's very rare that people are like

actually really honest about stuff I feel like we're really honest on this podcast perhaps too honest maybe sometimes too honest I like hate myself

sometimes I'm like why should I say that but then I also think it's so beneficial for you guys that are like oh I can relate blah blah blah

also it's too much effort to like not tell the truth I know it just slips out my tongue same slips out my tongue no holding. Slips out my tongue. No holding back. This is really nice.

This is lovely. I'm really... If it was in a champagne glass, it'd be nicer. I think that technically is. Mine won. Yours is. Mine isn't. But, say, Libby, I really don't like the new champagne, like, long glasses with no stem.

You know, that's the new, like, thing. What? As in, like, they just have a little... They're just like a glass. Like a normal water glass. Yeah, a little round bottle. Oh, that's a new light thing. What? As in like they just have a little round bottom? They're just like a glass, like a normal water glass. Yeah, a little round bottom. Oh, that's a tumbler for wine. Yeah, tumbler.

I don't know if they put champagne in that, but I've seen them in some places. Do they? Interesting. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio

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Okay, we've got a wholesome story for you, babe. We love a wholesome story. So last year, I had my first Valentine's that I got so anxious and excited for, and it turned out to be not what I had planned for at all. It was a nice night, but I put more effort into it than he did from the point that the relationship just went downhill and we broke up oh god oh my god i'm happily single now i'm going to spend valentine's day with one of my best mates getting smashed on the beach i'm feeling

very lucky with wonderful people i have around me lovely and how much happier i am this year than last stunning stuff that's what we love to hear girl power yeah when you're in that place you're like that's just the best place in the world to be so mentally mentally so mentally strong so on your own you're so happy and you're like no one could like no one's gonna like yeah yeah when you just like your own company there's nothing i love my own company i don't now now i'm now i've i think i've got like and this is me being too honest i think i've suddenly developed since like we've rekindled our romance Toby and I've developed like an unhealthy attachment now where I like I'll leave him and I'll be like oh my god I miss you so much and it's like I get

that a bit with you and um Hermione no I like my own company but it's because we facetime loads if we didn't I don't like sitting on my own yeah I don't like feeling I suddenly feel more lonely now when I'm by myself than I ever have done before weirdly really because you don't live together I think yeah but if you live together you're kind of like lovely if they have a couple hours out the house well you're really sure yeah yeah you appreciate your alone time whereas now I am with you I think you're quite at that stage yet because you're so like you're in the honeymoon yeah you really are in the bubble whereas I'm like Jamie off you go to the gym I am also appreciative of like being on my own a bit. I can't be glued to someone's hip every second of the day.

I'd go mad. You know what? And I'm the same. I wouldn't want it. But for some reason, when I am alone. I know what you mean. And no one's answering their phone. And like.

Oh no, when no one else. Oh no. Well, no, because it's. Well, to be fair, it's you two I FaceTime on Hermione. Yeah. I genuinely have never felt this lonely. It's very strange. I've got an unhealthy attachment.

You're never like that to him. I'm never not. I know. I need some. I need. strange I've got an unhealthy attachment I never know I know I need some I need maybe I need to go to a therapist or something just to get let go of this unhealthy attachment I've got to

my love works we'll work we'll talk about that we'll work through it together sometimes I we'll work through it together we'll work through it Tim sometimes these things just happen

like you go through a wave of it I think it's a natural process like sometimes we go through waves of being like I'm so happy alone and sometimes i'm like i hate it righty ho celeb news but we have to talk about this we haven't we i don't know how we haven't already molly may's baby ambi fury what i'm sorry firstly i just love molly may so much

she's to me we always talk about it yeah to me she just brings me calmness like she's my but i get in the bath and i watch monty may every time yeah youtube i find her very calming just so calming and she's very like she is very honest and transparent on there yeah like did you see what she was saying about when she tried to breastfeed herself yeah so her whole boob up she's so concerned that she wasn't like no milk was coming out of her had friends that are pregnant that were like um producing milk at like 20 weeks she was so concerned that she wasn't like no milk was coming out of her and she was like I've got to track myself and she was like I had friends that are pregnant that were like producing milk

at like 20 weeks she was like I'm 40 weeks pregnant and nothing's come out so she was like my boobs are that big I tried she tried to

wait did anything come out no but she really gave it a good go I appreciate that I feel like it'd be the wrong direction because it's like gravity's not going in your favour

that you've got to sort of like I would put a breast pump around it and see what would happen yeah right i think she's had quite a lot of um backlash she's had to turn off the comments oh no get over it i might call people so mean about the baby's name it's so horrible it's so horrible you're entitled to your own name like of course so why do people care i think it's got a really cute little like yeah why do people care She might look like a little deer, like a little Bambi. I thought the Bambi thing in the cart was really sweet. Exactly, her room's got to be decorated in Bambi.

Oh yeah. It was done quite tasty. Bambi must be her favourite room, her favourite film. I wonder what the story is behind her picking Bambi. Did she ever say that? Well, she said on YouTube, she said there's always only ever been one name. So it was always,

when she was 16. It was going to be Bambi. So random. It was always one name for a girl, one name for a it was always... Royal girl, it was going to be Lambie. So random. It was always one name for a girl, one name for a boy. So when she found out she was having a girl, there was no, like, back and forth with names. It was just, this is what I was always going to call my girl. What about Tommy being involved?

Was he, like, okay then? Apparently he just, he liked it, luckily. But there was no, there was never going to be any, like, conversation about it. She was like, I want it. And then he just happened to like it. I think he's pretty chilled anyway. Yeah.

He sounds like he's quite relaxed. Mind you, oh my god, did you see Tyson Fury's comment to Tommy Fury? No. It was like did anyone else see it? Jake Paul's fighting Tommy. Yes. And Jake Paul's the one that announced that Molly'd had her baby before Molly did. No. So everyone knew that Molly'd had the baby because Jake Paul

tweeted about it. Right. And he's the one he commented something on Tommy Fury's picture being when Tommy posted like daddy's little girl his first picture this Jake Poole person

like commented something quite outrageous I can't remember what it was but it was there's beef going on there for sure. Oh 100%. His prime drinks suck.

And they're like 15 pounds as well. They do suck. They taste like shit and it says no artificial flavors i'm like this literally tastes like a calippo with like 600 grams of sugar in it it probably does no artificial but apparently america you can literally say everything's

non-artificial even if it is the the american standards are really terrible compared to ours our standards are really high that's why like coca-cola and plantain everything tastes so different now there's so much more sugar in there yeah yeah so they can get away with it and McDonald's like the difference like ours is like healthy food compared to their McDonald's

yeah it's crazy isn't it oh no not for me right what else is going on in the world what else is going on in the world oh just time to watch your dad get knocked out

that's what he commented oh god that was the comment right because that's when the baby's been born before that big fight I mean at least it wasn't, like, something worse.

Yeah, yeah, to be fair, I thought it would be a lot worse. But, yeah. Drama. What else is going on in the world? Okay, right. This week is the 20th anniversary of the iconic rom-com, How She's Gone in 10 Days. That, for me, Matthew McConaughey,

and that was, like, one of the best men. Kate Hudson. Oh, that yellow dress. I love, I love. Yeah, I haven't watched that film in about 10 years, but it was. I've actually watched it quite recently yes it is

one of my like background hangover films just go within that you both love a little like we do Melissa's always like Ruby like you watch such dark television

I do that when I'm so I'm so relaxed when I'm not hungover hungover like anything sad makes me or dark I know Sophie she watches scary stuff

in Bali I was walking home I was like what is this what was it some murdered plot twist thing no it's like quite scary stuff you watch by yourself i'm like how do you watch this it's just like daily watches like doc like youtube things of murderers getting interviewed i love that same interrogation oh my god did you see the netflix one with that um you'll love that the netflix one with the hillbilly, like the hitchhiker. Oh yeah,

the hitchhiker. Oh my God, what was it called? Don't know. Yes, I watched it. He was fucking weird. He was a weirdo.

Did you watch the Jeffrey Dahmer thing? Yes. That's what you were watching by yourself. No, Dahmer. If she was watching

the Jeffrey Dahmer by herself, I was like, are you disturbed? I'm not so, what the fuck are you? That was done really well. It was actually really good.

She's trying to convince me to watch it. I'm like, no. What was the other one? You know, there was a movie Zac Efron played in. Oh, Ted Buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the Ted was good. That was good. I watched the documentary. I didn't watch the movie, but I watched the documentary. Yeah, go. I watched the doc, but not the movie. I'm going to be too creeped out. Okay, also, Caitlin.

You're quite bad on anything that's scary. Yeah, I am. I'm terrible. Caitlin has unfollowed kendall maybe it was my mistake what do you think this is oh my god that upsets me because they were like maybe it is my mistake you're right it's so easily done i unfollow people it's so easy i follow loads of like old women cats and i'm like why i followed you i accidentally follow people all the time yeah me too oh my god poor kendall and caitlin but i feel like their pr

is so hot they would have been like whoa whoa whoa a press article is gonna come out like yeah like that's intentional but also like just so lame why wouldn't you just mute and kendall's like the sweetest one out of them and they were the closest they used to ride ponies oh yeah and have the cars in common the vintage car go up to malibu into like the fields or the sand i think when caitlin when caitlin changed into caitlin she then became more close with Kylie and had more in common with Kylie because she became more feminine, they would talk about makeup and stuff and I remember Kendall being like

it's really sad because I used to be really close to my dad and we used to have X, Y and Z in common and now Kylie's closer with her I know, because Kendall's like a bit of a tomboy and she would have that and Kendall's like definitely the shyest out of the morning, seems like the most like she's more likely to be our friend i guess do you think i mean i would like to be kardashian's friends if i'm getting to be i know because i actually know i think courtney i just said something about courtney maybe not with the travis

barger stuff courtney i'm over her she used to be my favourite. Funny dating disasters. Let's talk about it. Okay. Okay, so guys, we've also got some funny dating disasters, which we thought would be quite funny for this Galentine's episode. So the first one I got is, I met a boy on Tinder when I turned up to the date

he was buying another gal a drink. No! Oh my God! Maybe he thought it was you, because Tinder, like, you know. You know what someone's name is And you know what someone looks like What a player

It's not a blind date Fair enough if it's a blind date No that's not right Well what did she do I need to follow her I know we need more information Oh my god I shat myself on a first date

He washed me down And put me to bed And we married two years later Oh my god that's a A nice ending But I'm fascinated By every part of her I shat myself on a first date God that must have been A really unfortunate thing married two years later oh my god that's a nice story a nice ending but why are you fascinated by every shot myself on a first date god that must have been a really unfortunate she mustn't

all really drunk and then like just let her bowels go not that i don't know that's a thing but it's the fact that he washed her down on a first date that's true love that's true love that is even jamie being my husband i'd be like no shower yourself down love yeah yeah i'm not helping you that'll make you throw up that'll make you wretch oh my god that's horrible so someone has said I dated a guy who told me he couldn't call me at New Years because the phones

will be busy the phone lines will be busy that is terrible we're in 2023 I don't understand that that's just you know what that is

that's just a cop out that's just a complete lie he's just like I've got the please stop calling me that was him being like I'm literally giving you the shittest excuse

to get the hint I'm sorry well men can be awful no but you know what so can women I know women can men are weak men are pussies

they can't just go they can't just end it I'm not into you so that pathetic thing they give like you're so right and then that little girl is going to you're so right and then that little girl is going to be like

oh you're back little girl oh the phone line's busy gosh how busy he is he's the only thing he's busy oh my god OG's shutting down this on the easy

Eve the fucks sake oh my god um I called someone the wrong name for five days I put the wrong name

on the bowling TV no oh my god he's a pussy for not telling you correct that is so death why wouldn't he tell you that's just so it would get to a point where it's so awkward like date six to be like sorry it's actually right no no no oh my god imagine i'm not ben i'm ryan imagine you start calling jamie tom and he's like fifth day i'm

really sorry but i have to tell you that changes everything that's awful you'd be telling all your friends about five the bowling thing is all coming up tom's go no it's your turn oh my god he must have really liked years off i found it really funny you probably found it quite funny like lol so we got another one i once went on a date with this guy he was coming out of the bathroom which was about 10 meters away and danced the whole way back to the table in front of everyone no no no no and you know what if you don't fancy what do we think like oh yeah i know oh no but what part of his brain you thought that would be a good idea i don't know nerves just do weird things to people sometimes people are irrational people are really that's really hectic i'd be like oh my god he started talking about his

kit bag meaning his bdsm kit and winked at me no no that's on a first date no that's too much that's also quite disrespectful like don't assume she's gonna fuck you on the first date me yeah no assumptions i think he was also probably just trying to gauge like is she gonna be up for it if we carry on dating do you know what i mean well no like let her warm into it at least have sex for us imagine oh yeah 100 but maybe he's so deep into the fetish that he's like yeah well then no that gives me the it's very army hammer for me i'm not into it we've got the funniest thing ever to discuss what so there was a dilemma about a girl last week she wrote it and actually it was when me

and toby were hosting the two of us she wrote in and said that um she had this boyfriend they've been dating for just under a year very in love i think they live together he had this new job that was suddenly very stressful and he'd like stopped like having sex with her stopped kissing her very much and he was talking about these two new girls at work quite a lot i'd have a meltdown and she was like what's like he's my one like what's the vibe then she um we gave her advice she followed up to me and sophie last week yeah yeah and me and sophie gave some and she basically said that like they were on really great terms but he had she went through his emails and she had seen

that when she went away for a week he had booked an Uber to go to this person's address that she doesn't recognise at 10pm at night

to go there and there was no return home Uber no no and she was like I haven't had the balls to ask him about it what does this mean

so me and Sophie were like go to the house and I suggested go to the house well just see who it is Ruby as well get the address no guys that's too far not not no no no not going with the binoculars the house and i suggested go to the house well just see who it is ruby as well so you're saying

it's like no guys that's too far no no no no not going but just sit outside and observe and see whose house is like okay and then i suggested there's this thing called whatsapp web where you can scan in someone's phone into the computer and you can see all their messages i think it's quite well known by the way i got a lot of what is it whatsapp web you have live. I think it's quite well known, by the way. I got a lot of... What is it? WhatsApp web? You have it on your laptop. Oh, it's just your WhatsApp feed. I've seen this. Yes. So I was like,

but I know you can do it on anyone's laptop. So I could grab the laptop and... And you can see the live... So I could grab the laptop and then grab Toby's phone, scan his phone into my laptop

and then I'd have a live feed of his WhatsApp. Anyway, so I gave... Would I want that? No. No, if Jamie found it. Also, Jamie's literally just podcast, podcast, podcast. If I did it, it'd be so disappointing and then i'd have a live feed of his wops out anyway so i did i want that no jamie found it also jamie's is literally just podcast podcast if i did it it'd be so disappointing then he'd be like you're literally psychotic anyway we gave the stupid advice to this girl to do it and i think a lot of you guys listeners took it and did it oh god and one of you is

your boyfriend might be notified if you hack in scan to your scan your phone to your laptop download the messages i did this download his messages and he was having and i was having a joyful old time going through his whatsapp until he received this notification on his phone and it basically pops up like whatsapp syncing with whatsapp on a mac ios stopped opened whatsapp to resume and he went if you want to read my WhatsApp just let me know oh no he goes yeah that's

then he texted me this I can show you WhatsApp later if you're trying to get on it question mark like that's very good chat from him

that's very Jamie that's very what Jamie was saying to me but also absolute death no I would die I am so sorry I am so so sorry

I take full responsibility for like giving you that idea that inspiration yeah no one do it no one do it abort mission abort mission listen here right now I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I take full responsibility for like giving you that idea, that inspiration. Yeah, no one do it. No one do it. Abort mission. Abort mission.

Listen here right now. I'm so happy that I haven't done it. Oh my God. I would be so, I mean, you know what? I rate it. If you find something,

it's kind of like okay. Then there's no problem with the initial logging on. If you don't, then it's there. But if you don't find anything and they've been notified, I don't know how you then

come back from that without looking fully sorry. Because trust is like kind of gone then and then the boy will think you're sketchy and it's just like you look yeah no i also just don't really think unless you've got given reason never look at his phone like jamie was looking through my phone i would lose my shit just obviously it's nothing to hide but it's just so disrespectful and weird a bit it makes yeah it's just odd yeah yeah but you know what girls will be girls

and I feel like we're just nosy creatures sometimes when you've got like a gut feeling go for it but like otherwise sometimes you gotta do

what you gotta do I'm not hating on it if I had a gut feeling I would do it 100% yeah same but like don't do it because you're bored

which is why no yeah yeah we've had a lovely time finish that bottle that was delicious yeah we're gonna now go drink some more because it's a friday and it's lovely but ruby adler thank you so much tiny tim we love you so much we're so happy for you and thank you for coming on love you thank you love you should we write guys oh yeah i'm gonna give it a six really i would give um the

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