Wednesdays - Doomscrolling during sex? Are Gen-Zs okay?!
Episode Date: September 15, 2026Tinies, we are in TOTAL shock…We recently discovered that people are checking their phones during sex?! We do some serious boots on the ground journalism to figure out what on earth is going on.PLUS..., Gen-Zs aren't into snogging anymore?? We LOVE a snog, no notes.A recent toilet fiasco is giving us full flashbacks to filming Made in Chelsea and getting Bali belly with Ollie Locke 😭Gav's away so Ruby is on her lonesome and the girly vibes in her house are on FULL wack binging all of Sterling Point and getting some well-deserved rest and relaxation on the sofa…Love you. Enjoy xInstagram | @wednesdayspodcastTikTok | @wednesdayspodcastEmail | wednesdays@jampotproductions.co.ukTHE CREDITSProducer: Faye LawrenceAssistant Producer: Issy Weeks-HankinsVideo: Lizzie McCarthy Senior Social Media Manager: Laura CoughlanSocial Media Executive: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey, tinies. Today on Wednesdays we are talking about snogging and coming up.
One in three, Gen Zs are checking their phones during sex.
How are you doing that?
I just remembered like pale, drenched sweat.
I was holding it.
Shit.
You went on the date with that Mason Mount, the footballer.
So I'm almost like, oh my God.
It's Mason Mound that plays for England and there's the girl from Towie.
Hey guys.
Hello.
Hi, guys.
Hello.
Hi, Tim.
In my Australian accent, hello.
Do you know what someone actually commented on my Instagram
real, like this week being like, I hear the Australian twang in you?
And I was like, oh, shut up.
I was like, you're doing.
Do you think you do on anything?
I don't think I have an Australian twang.
It's like, things are awkward.
Have you seen these things?
And they're like, she's going to break up with me.
And you just said, well, she's cheating on me.
And you just like say weird accents because things are awkward and I'm like, I do that quite a bit.
But like also sometimes here I'll be like, hello and then realize that that's how everyone speaks.
And I'm like, I don't know.
So that's the Australian twang that's really coming into Britain right now.
My algorithm is just full of these like mini AI storylines.
It's like a minute long real of these AI people.
It's so bad.
I love them.
I know.
And then you feel committed.
I'm like, I could watch this as if it was a movie.
So when I just saw this girl's like in Paris,
looking out this like window,
and she sees this girl on the opposite side of the street,
and then he calls her phone and he's like,
and she's like, how did you get my number?
And it's all AI.
And they are like beyond beautiful looking.
And then I was like, oh my God, there's a part one.
So I've now watched part one, part two.
I can't wait for part three to come out.
I've saved them.
Did you ever get the AI fruit?
Was that ever served on your explore page?
No.
Tell me about the AI fruits.
They were all characters, right?
And like the strawberry was the wife.
And she was like this like full on like cartoon like person, like a lady, she was just a fruit.
And she would like cheat on her husband who was like a cucumber.
And then people were so invested in the AI fruit that then my algorithm was people taking pictures of strawberries in the supermarket's being like I could never purchase this.
Cheetah, you stay.
No, I'm dead because she's such bitch.
And does she cheat with like a mango or something?
Who does she cheat on the cucumber with?
On with all these other fruits I don't even know.
But like you get engrossed in the storyline and you want to know what happens.
It's almost like soap TV, like reality TV.
It can't, it is.
It's just fit there because they're so perfect.
I'm like, I really enjoy looking at them.
But then I'm like, what's this doing to our brains?
And like, what does this mean for the acting community?
Like, is this going to put actors out of biz?
I fucking love a bit of AI.
But I'm trying to cut back.
I'm obsessed with chat GBT at the moment.
So bad.
Oh my God.
If I told you about this deli belly thing, we were just on a hen and like this topic came up again for the second time.
And I need to tell you.
Tell me.
So.
there was this girl's trip and they all went traveling to India.
This is like a friend of a friend.
Right.
Is this very like the significant penis story?
Or was it a real friend of a friend?
Similar lines, but not so horrific.
No, no, no, as in genuinely this is like, it's not like a viral story.
Like it's literally like a friend of a friend that went, they went traveling.
Two out of the three girls got Deli Belli and were like, oh, shitting, throwing up for like four or five days.
Yeah, exactly the same as Barley Belli.
like just happens to everybody, right?
It's part of the parcel.
But one of the girls didn't get it
and she like, really left out.
So she was like,
lol, I'm going to lick the bottom of my flip flop.
And she did.
Like, semi-joking, but did lick the bottom of her flipflot.
Oh, my God, that's awesome.
I think she was like hospitalized there
for like two weeks with like the worst food poisoning
slash bacterial poisoning or whatever.
Oh my God, I feel sick.
Ever.
And it's like so, so, so, so, so unwell.
I'm like, what?
what the fuck
why would you lick the bottom
of your flip flop
I would never ever ever ever ever do that
I remember being in Bali
and I
Melissa me
Emily Blackwell and like
someone at we all got
Barley Belly right
we're filming me and Chelsea
I think I was the first to be struck down
you were the first to be struck down
I remember on the scene
we were filming like an hour and a half away
white dress
and I remember the hands flying
and just like that
outfit, sweats, the whole thing.
It was like, it was all go.
It was all go.
And I remember she's filming.
It's not funny.
I'm not laughing.
But like, I just remember like, pale, drenched sweat.
And I was like, I need to leave.
And I was like, what, the country or the scene, like, where are we going?
I was holding it.
Shit.
You are holding it in.
And then basically, Melissa, like, recovered quite quickly.
Then I got it really badly.
He was really loud.
I was in my room.
complete enough to blat pitch darkness. This nurse comes in to try and like put some injection,
put a drip in my arm. Do you remember Olly Locke? And he had the drip. Olly Lott thing got it.
And he had to have a drip. He fainted. He fainted whilst having the drip. We're all like the noises.
We were all so unwellers. We all had this barley belly.
Ollie was like fainting at the drip. I was in bed. Yeah, Olly wasn't happy with that drip.
The nurse had said to like you and Emily like the one upstairs me, she's really unwell.
Yeah, she's not right.
They were worried about you.
Yeah, they were worried.
They were worried.
Yeah, they were worried.
They were worried.
And like...
I remember just going into Ruby's room.
This food boys in glass in like genuinely a week for you.
Like it was bad.
And then do you remember you just used to watch, you were watching Black Mirror all day every day with the curtain shut?
And I was like, I think we need some fresh air in here, Timothy.
You know, like, you need to open.
the blinds. You're like, you need to open these curtains. Like, what? You were like,
12 p.m. Yeah, it was so bad. It's the middle of the day. Let's wake you up a little bit.
It was bad. Then Emily got really unwell and then got like a balloon. She was so ill.
Bali was not alive for us for a lot of reasons, but like that I think was the pit.
All right, this is martini time. This is basically just having me and Tim catch up and talk about
what's happened over the past week. Anything happened from you? Well, Gab's away. So I'm
my own this week. Oh my God, Timothy's on her lonesome. I've been on me Jack Jones. I actually
don't mind having a few nights to myself, you know, like, it's quite nice to miss him. Like,
we've been together every single night since April. We've not had a night apart in like months.
So actually, he's going to listen to this and be like, right. It is needed every now and then,
I agree. I'm literally just like watching all my girly stuff. Like, I'm watching Staling Point at the
moment. Have you watched it? So, yeah, I watched it the day.
came out, I finished it, like literally within two days. So good. I'm just started it. I've just
watched it yesterday and I'm going to watch it tonight. I love it. But he wouldn't want to watch
that. Like, it's just like a girlie thing. But what I will say, no, neither. I don't know if you
felt like this. I think she is like such a special kind of beauty. Like she's amazing. Yeah.
But like the main boy in it, the like, the one that's like with the curly hair that she meets the
flies the plane. Yeah. That's like kind of the love interest in this, right? I don't know what,
I just feel like he looks too young for me to have fully like immersed myself in that romance.
I struggled. Yeah, he's giving schoolboy. It's giving like, she looks so young. So young.
He's like his little eyelashes and like his little lips. I don't know like everything about him.
I'm like he's so cute. Like he's a type of boy I'd want as my son. Yeah.
Yeah. Rather than like a love interest. Yeah. If I was like 15, oh my God. Like,
That would have been...
The dream.
It's giving like
Zach Ephron vibes.
Like when he was first in high school, I think.
Like I think he's that kind of beauty.
And he just looks so young.
But I was struggling as the almost 30-year-old that I am.
He's your 30th this year, Tim.
I know.
That's gone really quickly, hasn't it?
Time is going so quickly.
And do you know why?
Why?
My brother told me this horrible fact.
Oh, my God, why?
Because we're all on our phones.
and we all scroll so much.
It's giving our, it's robbing our brain's ability to create memories.
Wow.
That makes sense.
So like we don't have memories throughout the day because we're just on our phones or on a screen.
So like even small memories and like snippets of a normal day that people would have pre phones
would have made their lives feel fuller, whereas our days are just blending in and time for us is
literally going faster because of that.
Oh my God, I don't like that.
I know how to press it.
Do you know what's worse about me being on my own as well, actually?
I'm on my phone more.
I'm scrolling more.
I'm like just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.
I don't do that as much when I'm with Gavin because obviously like there's a conversation.
Totally present.
Like, all fully immerse ourselves and watch something together and like have dinner together, chat, like go for a walk, like whatever, live our lives.
Whereas when I'm here on my own, I'm just scrolling on my phone.
I know.
It's so bad.
Wasting time.
Wasting time.
Yes.
You can get that at Opel.
which Toby has, where it will lock him out of all social media.
That's really good.
You physically cannot get back in.
For a certain amount of time.
So it's like a time period on that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have heard about this.
I might try it.
But then I don't know what I'd do with my time.
What would I do?
In the evening as far as by myself, I'd be like, well, I guess I would then just watch something
that I'd find another screen to watch.
That's a point of it.
I'd go to another room, put the other TV on.
When there's a whirl there's a way.
And there's a will there's a way.
I was actually also saying that I'd
quite like to be one of those iPad people. Like I can feel myself leaning towards the iPad. Yes,
agreed. I think it's so cheap when I'm on the airplane. I see this girl like whip out her iPad and her
lovely headphones and I'm like, I see that as like a type A organized girl. Like she's downloaded
the episodes. She's on the plane. She's got her iPad. It's fully charged. And there I am like
scrambling on my phone, like trying to like figure something out. I'm going to tell you something now,
which you might not want to know because this is another thing that's going to encourage you to be on your
phone. You can pre-download TikToks. Did you know that? So yeah, you can download like four or five
hours worth of scrolling for TikTok so that when you're on the plane, you can scroll with no white.
Do you spend more time on Instagram or TikTok?
Instagram. I don't really go on TikTok that month. My algorithm's so bad. And I feel like I've,
I've worked hard on it and I just haven't reap the rewards yet. Like, I don't get the good stuff.
And everyone's like, oh my God, did you see this on TikTok?
And I'm like, no.
Can someone fool with them to me?
Because my algorithm's so bad.
I send you so many TikToks to him.
I think I send you.
I send you one a day.
Do you with me?
Yeah, you've never replied to one of things.
I'm so sorry.
But I know it's because you haven't seen them.
But sometimes I want to discuss things.
I see funny things.
This is just my conversation.
It's just me sending Melissa Ticto.
Oh my God.
I should probably go back.
Oh, fuck.
I definitely should go through and look at those.
I'm so sorry.
But that was also really a high algorithm.
No, actually, you should go back and watch them because some are really funny.
And some are like, are you?
Can you tell me what's trending at the moment on TikTok?
Can you think of anything at the moment?
What's trending?
What's going on?
Did you hear about that girl that posted two TikToks and she's got 800K?
And she gained 700, from London.
She gained 750,000 followers overnight on TikTok from a get ready with me video.
Yeah.
Guys, I think that there must be something in the TikTok head office where the girlies are like,
love this chick, I'm just going to make her go viral.
And they just click green button.
Do you know, it is?
Because someone please tell me about the algorithm because I'm like, she's a school girl, by the way,
her accounts managed by her mom and dad.
She's like 16.
She'd never posted a video.
So it was her first ever video on TikTok.
She was like, hey, like, I've just been allowed social media.
So I'm going to get ready with me, get to know me that these are the products I'm using.
And she woke up the following day.
and she had like half a million followers
and then she posted another video
and then another video
now she's got almost a million followers
Oh my God, good for her!
Well, she's going to be a millionaire.
Well done her.
She's going to be a millionaire.
Well done, Ellie Ellis.
Well done picking up that camera.
Is she a Brit? She's a Brit.
A bag just fell over.
Anyway, what I was going to say?
It's going to be like a sort of a fool
getting ready of me because I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed.
Okay, Ruby, joining us some knocking stats.
I'm ready.
Some stats.
have come out recently about Gen Z's,
and I'd be really interested to know what you make of them.
Okay, ready?
Okay.
Gen Z are no longer kissing.
What?
Sorry.
Why?
What are they doing?
According to a recent U-Gov survey,
nearly one in five British adults haven't been kissed in more than one year.
Sorry, that's really sad.
I think kissing's the best.
I, like, love a snog.
Also, not to, like, make us seem awful.
And I actually never did this.
But pretty much all my friends from school did.
They were going to feathers.
They were going to capital.
Oh my God.
And just kissing.
Kissing.
Anybody and everybody.
And it became a game.
You would like try and kiss loads of people.
As many of you could.
And they were like, I kiss like 10 boys in one night.
I was so job.
My mum just wouldn't let me go.
She was like, I just think that's quite weird.
And actually, I have relieved that that's the gays.
But at the time I was so upset that I missed out on everyone.
everyone had their first kiss there. Is that how you had your first kiss?
I didn't snog ten boys, but I definitely went and kissed a few, for sure.
I remember really probably wanting to snog ten boys, but I don't think actually ten boys wanted to snog me.
But I don't think any, I think they would have done, Timothy.
It was just sort of like, also like, I bet snogging at that age was just like, like, an open mouth,
like it wasn't even a proper kiss.
Yeah, but like there's no one cares.
And then you're just watching the ball, you just kiss, kiss someone else.
and it's like all just funny.
Like, it's gross now thinking about it.
But why are they not kissing?
I don't know.
The same survey found out that more than a third of British adults
reported kissing romantically less often than they did five years ago
whilst Gen Z's are stressing about waiting for the right moment.
Oh, guys, life's too short.
You just got to get on with it.
They're overthinking it too much.
Like, do you know what I also think?
I'll tell you why I think this might be the case.
Bringing it back to social media, I think genuinely Gen Z's are like striving for
perfection in like people that they're looking at.
In life and everything.
They're seeing girls online.
Like this is like from a guy perspective.
They're seeing these like girls with like faith boobs and looking like this and like Lily
Phillips, Bonnie Blue, all these girls, they want to get, they think that that's like normal.
The reason is that people are more risk averse.
But then, wait, this goes on.
A massive study of 100,000 university students reveal that one in three Gen Zs are checking
their phones during sex.
How are you doing that?
How is anyone doing that that is...
Oh, we need to draw the line here. Sorry.
Like, that's just rude.
Checking their phones during sex? That is so rude.
It's just fucking rude. Nothing is that desperate. Nothing is that desperate for a scroll.
If someone... Sorry, if Toby, even, even...
Even when you've finished having sex, I think there's an unwritten rule that you don't pick your phone up for like 10 minutes, right?
I agree. Just like how when you're getting off the airplane, you let the person that's in that seat get out,
go before you. It's an unwritten rule. Why the fuck are you scrolling during sex? Like, I don't
understand how you even doing. Is the person not having sex? You're going like, what are you doing?
That's upset me greatly. That has that start. Students reported texting, scrolling through social
media feeds and watching videos. I love it how also people are honest about this in like a study.
Like, I would lie. If I was doing that, I'd be like, no. If Gavin picked up his phone,
I would be like, what the fuck are you doing?
I would be so angry.
I would be so angry.
It's not a doable offense, but I would be like, you're literally bored.
Like, I'm putting in the good performance.
I can't even wrap my brain around how you get into that.
Also, like, are you both scrolling?
Is it just a thing where it's like, scroll on a fuck?
Like, how are you?
Scroll on a fuck.
Don't you lose momentum?
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, isn't it a vibe kill as well?
Like, you're in a moment, you're having a moment, you're having sex.
And then what, picking up your phone, having a real quick TikTok fix and a scroll,
like, I would kind of would be like my vibes, you've killed my vibe.
I don't, I feel like Gen Z's get a really bad rep.
They do.
But this is not helping the case, guys.
Like, why are we scrolling during sex?
Apparently they are definitely drinking less than what we used to.
There's less of that binge drinking.
I also, they like, love a matcher.
Like, Gen Z's like, everything's a steth.
They want to post everything. They want to be online.
Can I also just make one point about Matcher now you bring that up?
Yeah.
Why are people making matches their personality?
I, sorry.
Honestly, I agree.
People make matches their personality and like people are obsessed with matches.
The syrups, the drink, the, like the way they make them at home, it's all these home setup kit.
It's like, I like a matcher.
I like it.
Same.
I have a match every now and then.
I don't have one here and there. I don't have one daily or even weekly.
But I'll have one here and there.
But even if you did, I don't think that you would make it your personality.
No.
I find it interesting how people have managed to do that.
And it's like part of their branding.
It's fascinating to me.
I find it kind of late.
I know.
You make your whole personality an iced drink that's caffeinated.
Like that's kind of boring.
It's like off doing that with the cappuccino.
Like I'm definitely a coffee person like through and through.
I stand with coffee.
Like that is my highlight of my day.
I know you're the same.
Like we go to bed, we go to bed,
I'm morning coffee.
it's, I like a bit sad after I finished it
because I'm like, that was the best part of the day gone.
Oh my God, me too.
And the next one never tastes as good, does it?
It never tastes as good.
And I've got this thing, I actually drink a bit less than I used to.
I used to always have two in the morning.
And then I wouldn't have any more throughout the day.
Yeah.
I've dropped that second coffee because I'm like, I just don't, I don't enjoy it as much.
No, I know.
I'm the same.
I always, like, crave it.
Like, if I've had my lunch.
I crave it.
Yes.
I'm like, okay, I can have my second coffee.
But it just doesn't hit the same as the first one.
It doesn't hit.
It just doesn't.
It doesn't hear.
I agree.
No.
Not us also.
Just me, I'm wanting to be our whole personality.
We're not contradictory at all.
Guys, if you have had sex with someone and they have picked up their phone to have a little TikTok scroll to reply to a message to look on Instagram, please let us know because we are fascinated.
And I just really don't think it's okay.
But we need to know.
Right, so this is spilling the tea with Tim.
So this is B's Celeb Encounter.
earlys. My life was made the other week when Tom Holland came into my local coffee shop. I live in
Richmond and Tom and Zendaya are always packed in my area. I have lived there for four years and I've
never seen them. Last week I was in my local coffee shop where I work nearly every day. I am going
to gate keep the name, sorry not sorry, and I was queuing up. The coffee shop has recently changed
their entire menu so I was taking Asia to decide what to get. I was getting so flustered. I could
feel a queue building up behind me. I turned around quickly and said, sorry for taking so long,
directly behind me was Tom Holland.
He instantly looked up from his phone and smiled and said,
oh good, don't worry.
If you're stuck, I'd get the summer smoothie.
It's the best.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
So nice.
Sorry, this is the real-life Spider-Man.
I can't cope.
So I ordered the summer smoothie and it was amazing.
It's what I order every time I go now.
We love Tom Holland.
Lots of love being.
Oh, my God.
My friend lives in Richmond.
She sees them quite a bit.
That is cool.
Like, they're cool.
I think they just got married.
They did at Beaverbrook
At Beaverbrook
I knew it was in the UK
I wasn't sure where
But yeah
I've seen them before
Have you?
In Notting Hill
I was leaving Otolengi
And they were walking in
And I was like what the fuck's going on
And they had so many people with them
They weren't dressed out security
But they were clearly security
Like they looked like they were normal people
Like in front and behind
And I looked up and I was like
Oh my God
Oh my God
I couldn't even remain keeping eye contact
Because it's just fucking mental
Mental
Mental.
So like to see someone
that famous.
Yeah, wild.
Like a proper movie star.
Like that's amazing.
And he's so under the radar.
Like they're both so under the radar.
Even watching interviews that he's done.
Like he's so,
he seems so personable, really chill.
Like he literally seems like a guy,
like just a random guy,
like a nice, well-managed.
I know he does.
Also, like you know when someone looks normal.
He looks normal.
Yeah, I agree.
I also would just love to know
what coffee shop this is.
I would love to make you say you're going to keep it, which I do understand and I would do
the same thing.
However, I would just like to know.
So if you wouldn't mind just DMing me privately, I won't read it out.
Yeah, can you loud as know?
Because for my own selfish reason.
I'd love to go for a coffee there on a Sunday morning.
Yeah, gorgeous.
I actually never really go to Richmond, but that's because you live in Australia.
I'm absolutely there.
I never make it down to Richmond, weirdly.
Sadly, I'm not there that frequently.
I think I meant when I was in London, I never really went to Richmond.
But like, 30 years of you living in London, Plymouthish.
I really like to wrap that into people 30 years.
It's a really special, special place.
I agree.
The pubs along the water there, the park, like, everything is, like so amazing.
Like, I could live there forever and ever and ever.
I'm not quite ready to be that far out of, like, central.
But like if I was in my like 40s, 50s and I was like, I want countryside.
Like that's a perfect amount of countryside for me.
I'm considering investing in an electric scooter.
No, Tim, are you?
A little, just to get down to the gym and back, because as winter approaches, it's the chilling walk.
You wear a helmet, you promise.
Obviously, you know what I'm like, say first.
Right, because we actually have another celeb sighting.
Oh, it's do a leaper and Canada from Amanda.
I haven't heard the name Amanda in a while.
I love that name.
No, neither.
Hey, gorgeous girlies,
fan of the pod since day one.
Oh my God.
Fucking love you, Amanda.
Love you, Amanda.
Okay.
So speaking of celebrity encounters
and hearing about Julie Perman and Callum in Capri,
I booked a trip to Sizzley with my boyfriend.
On the first evening of this trip,
my boyfriend, propose.
Oh, my God, congratulations.
Congrats.
Let's just say it was the most magical setting
in golden hour skies,
just the two of us in the mountains,
walking down to our dinner reservation,
photos attached.
God, that is stunning.
Oh, my God.
I'm just looking at the photos.
This is that literally looks like Pinterest.
Wow, gorgeous.
Okay, he nailed that.
I was on Cloud 9 anyway.
My now fiancé, booked as a table at the gorgeous family-run restaurant,
and you never guessed who were there sat next to us.
Sorry.
I would buy.
Could that be more of an amazing engagement story?
Wow.
That is 10, 10.
During Callum, they were holding hands and sharing wine.
She had this strappy dress and kitten heels on so chic.
But because we were in this love.
bubble, we were essentially acting aloof as if we didn't even recognize them. I also think
that's like kind of respectful. I agree. Like, celebrities are just normal people guys and they just
just trying to come out their daily lives. This is the problem that Gap has the whole time in
Australian. He's like, I'm just a normal guy. Just a normal guy. Trying to sell some houses.
Trying to do normal things. It was pretty much just us and them in the restaurants. So they
probably enjoyed not being swamped by fans. Yeah. When they got up to leave, they came over to us and shook our
hands and congratulations us on our engagement and do a stroke the back of my hair.
It was wild guys. Sorry, what? Sorry, how have we gone from acting like they didn't even know
us for them coming up to you and like introducing themselves? They've just put a photo in that's
Dewa at the back in that stripy dress. Oh my god, there she is. Looking at the menu, sweet
I love it how like you pretended like, you're taking a photo.
To the ring, that's actually quite clever. And just sort of like tilting up a little bit.
obsessed. Oh my God, wow.
What a way to end her engagement evening, like.
What a hi.
Weirdly, like, she would have been on her honeymoon there.
Yeah, she would have been in a love bubble too.
I feel like there of our generation, like, a really amazing couple, like, British couple.
Yeah, I agree.
Like, that's nice. That's doing us quite proud.
I agree. As Brits, as a fellow Brit, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, guys, if you have your own little celebrity encounter, please let us know.
We'd love to know.
for it to find out. Also, like, has celebrities ever slid into any of your DMs? Like, I would
really like to know that. Same. Same. Riebies, just to touch on this really quickly, my friend
James reminded me at this the other day. He, like, sent the clip of me and Sophie talking about the fact
that you went on the date without Mason Mount. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The oddest date ever.
What did we do in immersive experience? Yeah, and you know, it wasn't his brother that he brought on
that date. Did he tell you that it was his brother?
Yeah, who was it?
Who was it?
So my friend James, he said it's his friend
and he was like, I don't know where you got the brother part from
because it was literally my mate and like we have a mutual friend
and he took him on the day which is obviously the oddest thing in the world today
and I was like, Tim fully walked away from that believing that it was the brother.
I'm like, how did we get those wires crossed?
They all arrived in this sprinter, like this sprinter van that I came on my own.
actually left from Sophie's house so random went from Sophie's to this immersive experience in
Wembley he arrived in this sprinter van with like his brother and his mate and then as we were
walking into the menu and his mate so maybe there was three of them so there was a brother and a
mate there was like four of them oh sorry why are you bringing your whole posse with you
he was so nervous he was so nervous so mom's like oh my god it's Mason mount
that plays for England and there's the girl from Towie.
I was like, no.
Also, can I just say, I learned yesterday from Toby he was like, he doesn't play for England.
And he's not one of the best players in the world.
He's like, I don't know where you got that from.
I was like, but everyone talks about it, Saman.
He doesn't play for England.
And he's never played for England.
I don't think so.
He played, um...
Because we were like, he played in the Euro and two.
He was like, no.
Which?
We just tell each other that and then we just decided that was the case.
I think that we just were like he's the top player in the UK.
We made it all up because we wanted him to be an...
We needed that to be the case at the time.
Obviously, don't get me wrong.
I'm sure he is fantastic.
But I think it was a bit of an exaggeration.
Okay, fine, fair.
That was a good celebrity, aren't it?
Yeah, so please send him in a lot.
We would love to hear.
We would really love to hear.
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