Wednesdays - Ep 13: What was Sophie doing in the hot tub?

Episode Date: July 6, 2021

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Hey, you're a Canadian podcast listener, and that makes you important to us. We'd like to know more about you, what you think of this podcast, and the other podcasts you'd like to hear. So we put together a super brief survey we'd like you to fill out. Complete it, and we'll give you a chance to win one of three $100 Amazon gift cards. That way, we can say thanks for your opinion. Just go to mypodcastsurvey.ca and have your say. That's mypodcastsurvey.ca. Hey guys, it's Sophie here.

I'm Melissa. And welcome to our new podcast. Wednesdays, we drink wine. Hey guys, welcome back. Welcome. Feels like it's been a while. Feels like it's been a while feels like it's been a real it's been a hot minute cheers it's been a hot minute cheers we're drinking out of some really daily like glasses today and we're drinking power folks i know we're very sophisticated today but it's a wine prosecco that we've had on the podcast as well yeah a nice bit a little bit of fizz the bottle may i say is it's actually frosted oh that's my fate i love a frosted metal so it looks like it's just

so dreamy i love the branding i love like the look of it so let's have a taste very fizzy which is such a magical glass as well. It's so nice. Dry, which I like. Some Prosecco's are really sweet. And I also feel like some are like... Yeah, yeah. I can't usually have so much of a Prosecco. I know what you mean, because it just kind of gives you that feeling. That is the only description.

Yeah, but champagne's the same. Champagne sometimes works. Champagne's bad breath. Yeah. Like, stronger. Like, too much. I'm like, two glasses and I'm like, oof, not sure if I can keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Butagnes sometimes work. Champagnes works. Bad breath. Yeah. Like stronger. Like too much. I'm like two glasses and I'm like, oof, not sure if I can keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this is very nice. I could probably have a whole bottle with you. Yeah. Quite easily. We probably will. Probably get through it. Lovely pale fox. Lovely.

Highly recommend that. And the bottle's really nice. That does make it so much more appealing, doesn't it? It really does. Can I just see the front of it? It looks very like magical and like girly. It looks a bit like winter, like mystical. mystical yeah yeah almost like there should be a unicorn on the front but it's yeah yeah yeah it's really nice um so highly recommend that one

the bottle is just so nice it really is um guys we had so many i don't even remember talking about that guys so if you really went down a deep what happened what did i say it was like some very i mean you must you must have been a bit tiddled i think to discuss the topic we were obviously on a very girly chat about orgasms and all that yeah but i thought the whole of it was so open and then obviously everyone's just really picked up on me like oh it's so funny so familiar to something that was just you know what i think is that i said i was like yeah like i remember when i was younger being like oh that feels nice like in the hot tub like i think we've all been that's why a lot of people can relate in their life yeah see you're all laughing but you've all been there you've all been there you know deep down you've done it as well yeah

don't judge me you are lying if you said you haven't. Yeah, you really are. Also, we're seeing, like, literally the day after on a film, someone used a shower head to... Stop it. And I was like, stop. And Jamie was like, oh, my God, she's using a shower head. I was like, yes, everyone has, honey.

It's all happened. We don't all have hands that can just do the job for us. But, funnily enough, a girl that I met, I won't say her name, but someone was actually on the show the show with me it was like i've never used a shower head actually another girl this is a funny song she she used to call her dad and say when she like moved to like on like an internship to a different country she was like i need to um dad can you get a stronger shower head stop oh my god she's like i need it for my back. It's really not quite doing the job. It's really not.

No, but in Friends, do you not remember when Phoebe's like a little dollhouse that she makes sets on fire? Ross has to go into the bathroom and put the dollhouse under the shower. And Monica comes up, by the way, I was just testing the shower massager.

What? Yes! I remember that. And that's me. Me, Friends. I know. So, you know, we've all done it. Monica's done it, guys.

But if Monica's done it, we've all done it. Monica's done it, guys. No shame here. We've all done it. Anyway, I've got a photo. I found a photo of me in the hot tub, but I'm not going to share it. No, it's funny to put it. It's disturbing. I look so young and it's really wetting me out. And I'm just, I'm a bit disappointed in myself.

I obviously knew what was going down from a young age. Young age? Like, you care for your own age. But guys, you guys have sent in so many funny things. And also, we've had some lovely recommendations of serving you on Blanc. Which we do need to give a bit of a go. We do.

I think that's next week's one. But anyway, we've had one from someone talking about orgasms. I'm going to read that again. Oh, lovely. Hey guys, please keep an honest, but on orgasms, being on the pill can prevent orgasms i have heard this and it makes you less sexual i know that it kills your sex drive i know that and i i i know that like lots of my friends including myself have experienced that in fact i've been

on it since i was so young anyway so like i don't really remember what i it was like coming off it's really changed me really yeah i was like my libido was so down when i was on it anyway i didn't get my first one until I was 26 and had come off the pill. I then ran up on it and it's a really common thing. 26? Yeah. Okay, so maybe the girl from last time when she was writing, maybe she's on the pill and maybe that's why. Yeah.

I still stand by it, like, if you really use some toys. Like, don't run on a boy. Yeah, don't expect to get it just from sex. Like, you can't, that's a... Especially not from a boy. They have no idea what they're doing. They'll probably put the vibrator, like, on your eyebrow. You know what I mean? Way off.

Do you know what I mean? You're in the wrong flipping spot. Yeah, like, you're just there, like, fuck, God. Might as well do it myself. Just give it here. Yeah, grab it. I just, I just can't with that sort of behaviour. Anyway, we do need to talk about this.

Can we go to some amazing... Sauvignon Blanc? Yes, some recommendations. New Zealand, Sauvignon Blanc. I'm an avid wine drinker and hate sweet wine.

I have a top five list for New Zealand's serves, she's called it. First, it's a little more pricey and then the rest are usually around 10 quid,

which is really good. Okay, so, Cloudy Bay, we need it. This is for all of you guys. Listen. Cloudy Bay, we need it, this is for all of you guys, listen. Cloudy Bay,

Mudhouse, Brian Carter's Skate, Most Wanted, oh, I want to try that, and The Ned. So, Cloudy Bay. Okay, so apparently New Zealand's having

your blog, that's so funny because my friend gave me a New Zealand's having your blog, and I actually liked it. Did you? Okay, well maybe we need

to stop being so small-minded. Okay, we'll give that. It's the Oyster Bay, the classic one that everyone gets. That's seven-year-old blonde and New Zealand seven-year-old blonde Oyster Bay. Oh yeah, I've seen that. You'll recognise it.

It's like what everyone gets. Also, we've had a post-lockdown dilemma. She's in Oz. We've been back to normal for a while. I think that as a sitting, knowing, staring, a beautiful edge to people online gets you. Once you go out and realise

that everyone's kind of average looking, again, it's fine. Yeah, it's so true, mate. Yeah, that is so true. It's really, you're looking at me pitting this thing on the back of my neck and I don't know what it is.

Oh, I didn't even realise. I thought you were playing with your hair. I'm not. There's like a lump on the back of my neck. Oh my gosh, maybe you've been stung by something. No, I do. Like, there's like a lump on the back of my neck oh my gosh maybe you're stung by something no I do like there's a there's been a serious social media like hole a hundred percent when you can just sit on your phone for like hours and just get yourself like really quite wound up with everything you're looking at yeah then you start comparing which is just beyond dangerous so that

was great and how you've gone out and like seen that everyone is, everyone's beautiful and perfect in their own way. But like going out and realizing that, you know, not everything's just an edited bloody picture. Like real life is real life. Yeah. So it's a different thing. Let me tell you, it takes 450 photos to get one nice one.

Oh, a hundred percent. So if you don't have the like. Let me tell you, Sophie's 450 photos to get one nice one. Oh, 100%. So if you don't have the, like... Let me tell you, Sophie's really hard to take photos for, guys. Oh, so are you. What, because I'm ugly? What are you trying to say? As in, like... What do you mean? As in, like, today we were in a restaurant.

No, not good enough. I've got to take them again. But to be fair, we all like it. All of the people on Instagram that do Instagram as a job or whatever take so many photos. There's so many good apps now where you change the lighting. I just don't even think I'm on Instagram as a job. Do you know what I mean?

I'm such a bad, I wouldn't call myself an influencer. No, but it's so different. Before, I wouldn't even care. I'd be like, oh yeah, nice picture, upload that. But now it's like there's so much pressure almost. So much pressure. Like, we even feel the pressure, I guess, to make it look as good as we can get it.

And then it's like, unless it's good enough, we're like, no, we don't want to post it. Yeah, it's true. It's a really sad, actually, a sad, sad world. I know. Like, we should just be able to post the funniest. I know. A lot of people have, like, then a private one

where they just post whatever. And they're called like bad gal weeby oh my god I was listening to I miss American drama another day guess I can't see your home unless I'm being your mama

who's that? Brittany is a song the other day is it a new song? no it was like from when we were at like 6 and I stopped in my track someone was playing on that like iphone like sorry what are we in 2016 i love it you know all the words i was quite good i know me sorry thank you very much and i stopped in my tracks i stopped i looked around i was like have i gone back in time am i losing my mind am i all right and then i went on my way i feel like there's a lot of Britney shit at the moment.

Well, yeah, cool. On the Tushy Swing News. Free Britney. But I don't know what that means. Like, I need to watch the documentary and understand it. Oh, we watched a documentary. I watched an hour and a half of it and I watched a 2009 fucking six documentary.

And it was so stupid of me. Anyway, then I watched a real one. Fuck, I'm so pissed. Had her full glass already I mean it means it's obviously good I think yeah

Prosecco no Prosecco does like go to your head guys by the way it's mine and Jamie's anniversary too oh my no how cute guys

two years I can't stop touching this thing on my back feels like you've been together longer than two years it's so weird to me that it's only been two years well kind of has been

hasn't it we released it to the public really late released it to the public no it's in like we kind of revealed it we kept it we kept no no yeah we're fucking right we're so famous but it does feel like longer than two years to me for sure i had something really funny to tell you but i forgot oh i thought you were gonna say but i don't want to tell you oh my god no but i had something really funny to tell you is it about you and jamie's anniversary oh no this is the funny well it's actually not that funny because i don't think you like but anyway my

friend you know her chrissy she went into a restaurant it's not that funny now i've picked up i'm so sorry this is such a shit story anyway she went into a restaurant it's not that funny now i've picked it up i'm so sorry this is such a shit story anyway she went into a restaurant there's a girl that we both mutually know she went after her she was like hi and the girl turns around and goes hi can i get a table for you and if you know my friend it could have happened to a worse person like she's awkward at the best of times like anything like that she's's like, I'm done, I'm out. I think she turned around and left the restaurant. Didn't say anything.

I said, what did you do? She was like, turned around and walked out. Can we have a table for two? She was like, hi, how are you? She was like, hi, can we get a table for two? Oh my God, that's so rude. She obviously just didn't like that. Didn't recognize that.

Oh God, it really got me okay guys let's get into the juicy dilemmas i'm excited about this i feel like we haven't read a dilemma in a long time i know we've got a few as well we were a few good ones should i read them let's go go go okay she loves the podcast it's so lovely to have some galley chats going on in the background whilst working from home to make things feel a little less work from home-ish I thought I'd write with the dilemma which I think lots of people would find interesting as I think it's spoken about a lot I'm 25 I've been living in London since uni I'm really enjoying it I've got housemates a few close friends and a main group I see probably about once a month made up of some school friends I've mostly drifted from my uni

friends but have a few good work friends from past jobs and other places dotting around who I see from time to time. However I do feel like I'm in the stage of my life where things have got a big stagnant socially and I'd like to meet some new groups socially. I do feel like I'm most more reliant on the same people for Friday and Saturday nights which isn't always possible and people are really busy. I kind of get this. I'm increasingly proactive with people I meet and have joined a new sports group to try and meet some new people but with limited results so far I tried a number of times to talk to my girlfriends and say I'd really like it if we could mingle more with each other's friends in hope of meeting new people um we've no obvious life changes coming up i.e no new job making baby friends

anytime soon i'd be really interested to hear what you guys think or might be a shout for girls in this situation who'd be love to branch out a bit more and add life to the most of their 20s lots of love i think that's really hard i wouldn't know i remember when i was like 25 i did hang out with the same like four girls and we were joining the hip and that was it and it was a rotation like if you were yeah but it's tough when other people start becoming I think and it's also when your friends then start going into relationships and then you're left yeah you're left on the shelf not left on the shelf but you know they then start like socializing a bit with obviously their partners and then other couples or their partners friends which does you know that's just like the natural I guess cycle of life but this is hard I mean there's obviously those like dating app things that you can do like I think there's like bumble friends and stuff you

can do rare friends but I always kind of question that I'm not sure I trust a rare friend like why are you on a dating app if you're just maybe friends but maybe I think like bumble have a dating thing for friends which which would be quite weird. Yeah, like a friend Bumble. So there is like places online where you can meet new people that are obviously looking for the same thing. And I also feel like if it's like a Bumble or whatever it is, like a dating app for friends,

you're not going to get people with bad intentions. It's not going to be a guy looking for a one night stand. Well, yeah, if you're on friends, you're on friends. You're on friends. So hopefully that that would be good. I'm just trying to rack my brain to think of like other things because um what about a wine tasting course i bet you'd meet someone oh yeah maybe yoga in the park things like that yeah the gym is really good classes and stuff oh i don't know whether she said that she says that she's joined some club sport like some sort of sports club you've got to join a gym i've made

so many friends in a gym but the right gym i have such a family i think it's quite nice going also to one of those things with someone else and then you're more likely yeah to then mingle with maybe two other girls she's like you put yourself out there yeah yeah go on i think you're doing what you're doing i think trust the process i think it will happen don't force it too much and don't worry about it too much. It sounds like you've got a really lovely friendship group going on. And it sounds like you're, like, really proactive and really sociable to even think about that. Like, consider it.

Like, most people are like, sweet, I've got two friends. That's me done, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're obviously just, like, a go-getter and a really sociable person. So, like, I'm sure it'll come to you. And just remember, we've just come out of a pandemic. Things are still not normal. It's all slow.

I mean, you're still working from home as you say yeah so what the minute you get back in the office you'll be going for drinks after dinner oh god yeah and then you'll be like and you'll be like get me home by myself it'll be yeah yeah you'll be going yeah yeah okay should we read the second one hi safety minister i need help I've recently just graduated from uni and my boyfriend of five years suggested we go for lunch to celebrate. When it was time to pay, my boyfriend proceeded to just pay

for his half of the meal. What? Did she say they've been together for five years? Yeah. Gosh, okay. They just graduated. Oh, they just graduated from uni. You're so skim when you've just graduated from uni.

I have no problem paying for my own food and drink, but he asked me to lunch. What was that? As in, like, she doesn't mind paying for food and drink, but he was the one who asked her, invited her. Asked her, let's go out for some dinner. Okay. This has been going on for a while now, him only paying for his half, and it's really starting to annoy me. And I'm wrong. He should pay for both of us when he takes me to lunch.

Oh, God. I kind of agree. I kind of agree. But then, like, there is some friends that I have. But five years at this point, it's almost like that is, like, you should know his financial state. If he's rolling in it. Why couldn't he have just said to you, like,

oh, like, I don't have much this month. Is it all right if we split it rough and just automatically being like, there's your half? Do you know what I mean? Like, it's a bit rude. I just think that at five years. If he's taking you out, you should be treating you. Hey, you're a Canadian podcast listener, and that makes you important to us.

We'd like to know more about you, what you think of this podcast and the other podcasts you'd like to hear. So we put together a super brief survey we'd like you to fill out. Complete it and we'll give you a chance to win one of three $100 Amazon gift cards. That way we can say thanks for your opinion. Just go to mypodcastsurvey.ca and have your say. That's mypodcastsurvey.ca. Yeah, I agree. And I think at five years, you should both know each other's financial state you should almost be like together in it like we both yeah the save or like we both need to we can both spend

this but you should be a team that should be something that you both kind of know about each other so you would understand if he's splitting it would be like a it'd be like a team thing you would know about all that already yeah i guess and i totally understand that if you're out of uni like but maybe there is something that's happened with him behind the scenes that he maybe doesn't want to share with you that you don't know about yeah maybe i don't know but i would maybe just there's nothing wrong with him being like oh i would love for us to go out for some lunch but like i don't have much that much money this month right now like is it okay if we split it but the fact that he's like

oh I want to take you out for a really nice lunch to celebrate our anniversary and then when he gets there like imagine if Jamie O'Hara just did that to us to your anniversary

let's go out and then like just pays for his half and goes here's your half I'll be like see you later bye it is a bit

I mean you know because I mean but only if it was like they've invited but then again like it is our anniversary tonight and I would happily split it but like I mean... But only if it was like they've invited... But then again, like, it is our anniversary tonight and I would happily split it. But like, I would want him to be like,

no, I want to pay. He would never just pay his half and then give you the rest of the bill. No, he would see. No, yeah, that would be weird. It would be like, let's split it. And he'd be like, okay. And for a year, this is a long time. That's a year on Harry and I.

Harry did that for... God, you guys have been going on for four years. And it's the end of the year. That is so long. But you know what? It's because... That is so long. I know. I went out been going out for four years and that is so long but you know what it's because that is so long

I know I went out my ex for four years and I thought it was a lifetime that we

met like I met you right after I started dating him like after I dated him for like a couple of

months that is nuts crazy four years is a long time well done

you need a we'll keep some of these easy games anyway he needs yeah he this is a long time. Well done. You need a... Oh, he's in my seat again. Blackout of the map. Anyway. Yes, he is.

He needs... Yeah, he needs a well done, Harry. I'm shouting, I'm calling out. What I would say to that is I would probably say

for you to say to him, are you okay? Are you okay? No, I would probably say to say... She looked at us at us she's like i don't know what's good i can't say anything i would say what i would actually say i'd probably be like oh my god this power box

are you okay no okay seriously seriously i would say oh my god of course i'm so happy to be oh if he handed it i'm i'm so sorry i probably got right okay it does sound like it's been going on for a while though because you do she has obviously mentioned like it's been happening for a while so i mean there is obviously i don't think there's any harm in you bringing this up she'd be like i just kind of want to know what's going on like it would be nice before we go out for supper like if I know where we stand because obviously this is a recent thing and like you know just so that we're on the same page and I know what we're doing and like I don't want you to be felt like you have to take me out and put you under pressure if we can't afford it that month like let's just not do it or something like that like approach it

in like a nice way and then also maybe say you know it does kind of like if it does hurt your feelings because it sounds like it's bumming you out about us i don't feel like you would have written into us no it's annoying so i think you should say you know it is annoying me how you're saying that you're going to sort of take me out and treat me to a nice lunch and then you don't and then you don't say anything because that's a bit i'll just go to test kits and cook my own food yeah no you're right um I think you've got to call them out on it yeah I think the conversation needs to be had as Sophie said yeah okay next one Anna how do you handle your mates posting ugly unflattering pictures of you online when you've been out and had a good time and felt good but something put up someone put up the worst so if he does this to me all the

time no i do not there is no such thing as bad photo of you no to be fair there's one there's which is the picture oh yeah the last oh my god i was like what's happening with my face in this picture yeah but there was bad lighting on you but really good on me yeah it was really good on you i was like don't worry i'm to sacrifice it you did one really ugly of me when my chin's like i look like i'm like sniffing the air for like so nice i look like a poodle there was ones where your eyes were closed and i looked 10 out of 10 and i was like there we go you had it here fast you look 10 out of 10 i didn't post them though. Imagine if I did. You now know how modest Melissa is. I look tan out of town.

I was like, gosh, it doesn't even look like me. I look so nice at the angle. It's just really good. But Sophie had her eyes closed and I was like,

that's just mean. I can't do that. It's probably better than that one where I look like I'm like the Baroness from Corral de Deville. I'm literally sniffing the air. It's awful. That's not I look like I'm like the baroness from Corral de Ville. Like I'm literally sniffing the air.

It's awful. That's not a look. What I would do, I'd text and be like, mate, do you mind? Take your fucking photo down. I'd be like, I'd set up a group chat and be like, can we all just like, if it's a really cute photo, a really ugly photo, can you send it through? Send it to me. Is that really vain? I probably should be telling you all that you should just like love yourself within and like

who cares have you had a great night Phil have you had a great night to be fair you and I never say anything to each other I'm like oh

god yes or whatever like yeah do you know what I also think I think if it's not on your social media like who cares

and actually everyone has a bad angle like everyone gets a bad photo it's so hard to get a good photo like that's like we've just

you know check me out on FaceTime I look like I've got 99 chins but then I understand it if like there's like we've just you know check me out on FaceTime I look like I've got 99 chins but then I understand it if like there's a really awful photo out there of me

and I'm like I actually look really really really like worse than I feel like I do in real life oh there's a lot of that for me yeah yeah same

so I can understand if you're like that but I kind of just think of that as well like oh wow just embrace it people know what you look like in real life

and isn't it a pleasant surprise oh you're like in real life, and isn't it a pleasant surprise? Surprise, Missy. Oh, you're pretty in real life. So nice. You don't want me to say that. Not like that often, but... When you meet someone that I follow, people say that to you. Oh, yeah.

Maybe. I don't meet anyone new these days, so everyone just... I think it's a bit weird to say, gosh, you're so much prettier than you are. I'm afraid it's anyway. I'd probably never say that. But anyway, that's what you should probably bear in mind yeah it's like you don't want to be catfish do you no that is the worst being catfish no one likes catfish so many catfish we're all catfishes but at least those filters are really not helping on Instagram guys those

catfish filters I'm really quite reliant on them now yeah I'm really guilty terrible if you guys want to stop look we'll do it for you guys yeah sometimes i like to do like a like a quick like video after like let's just remove the catfish photo this is what i'm actually looking like because i do feel really fake afterwards and then i get upset if i like see myself i'm like oh shit when i take the filter off i'm like oh yeah that's what's so bad yeah it is bad bad. Yeah, it is bad. It is bad. People are really rebelling against it and, like, having a lot to say about it. Really? A lot of people are going into, like, surgery

or, like, Botox people and being like, this is what I want to look like. And they're like, well, you look like a cartoon. But then again, it's like Kardashians. I know we've spoken about them before,

but, like, Kim, that, her on Instagram, if you do follow her, that is not a normal face. It isn't. When they're on, like it isn't when they're on like the TV and they're on the keeping up no no I think they look the same yeah so do I but on her Instagram she does like a weird I know what you mean it's almost like it's a like her eyes are so big yeah something's different but it's not a filter something's different on the Instagram I know

exactly what you mean and like there's never a filter there it's so odd yeah it's not like a normal like a used filter for stories but it's I know exactly what you mean. And like, there's never a filter there. It's so odd. Yeah. It's not like a normal, like a used filter for stories, but it's, I know exactly what you mean. I always think that. I always think that she must have filmed it on something else and then uploaded it to her phone. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's a really lovely sort of like wide angle lens as well. I'm like, God, what are you using for that? Might DM her. I know. Get the goss. Look at that shit. No, that's bad. We're going to be natural from now on, guys. No catfish filters. Jokes. No.

I can't let go of the filter. I'm sorry. Okay, ready, guys? So this is the complaint of the week. My whinge of the week is why does Sophie leave all the lights on when I ask her to turn them off every single time? Whenever I leave the house, I always turn them off. When she leaves the house or leaves the room, she leaves them on.

All right, I'll tell you right now. I'm exactly the same. Tell you now. Harry has the same thing. No, mine's not. I'm angry with you. I go to the bathroom four times an hour. This is not, for pity, like not the other way. And there's no point in turning on and off, on and off. So it's only the bathroom four times an hour. This is not, for pity, like, not the other way around.

And there's no point in turning on and off, on and off. So it's only the bathroom that I leave on, none of the other lights. Oh, okay. And as you leave the house to lock the door, there is one light that turns off every single light in the house. So I never leave the house without turning off. Booyah, kasham, motherfucker. Oh, I see.

You're very lucky you've got a handy-dandy light switch. I know, it's great. That is really good I don't know Because I don't live here I'm going to take your word for it But Harry complains The same thing for me

You light light though You said that Harry honestly would sit in like He likes very dim light Because his eyes are sensitive I don't know if it's a blue eye thing guys Yeah she thinks that Because he's got blue eyes

No it's a fact People with dark eyes Are much better in Like sunlight and brighter light. Yeah, I'd have a use for sunglasses. But, yeah, Harry complains the same thing about me. It's a waste of electricity and blah, blah, blah. And to be fair, I am bad and I need to get better.

So I'm holding my hands up. Yeah, we do. It's for global warming. But also, in the night, I leave them off. Off? Off, yeah. Oh, yeah, same. All the extra night. Do you have to leave if you go to the lid in the middle of the night?

I never go to the lid. I go four times a night. And Harry does every once in a while, although he doesn't because it would wake me up. Wow, both Jamie and I go loads. No, never. You must not drink enough water. Good bladder control. Well, it happens to boys because they have a prostate and it presses on their

bladder so it makes them, I don't know why you're going through it in the middle of the night i think it's anxiety someone told me that it's like an anxiety p thing like really you're worried that you'll need the yeah and i get it a bit before when i eat a meal like if i'm at a restaurant i'll always go to the bathroom before and try and like sometimes it's just so that you know you're not gonna go yeah just so i know i'm like empty in my bladder and it's sorry to be so graphic everyone but it's weird when i was like a weird like ocd paranoid anxiety thing i have i've been doing it since i was a child if anyone else does that what about my friend said that she has the same thing oh my god yeah i don't have that how weird but i have a bad thing like from when i was a kid you know this I hold the wee in oh yeah no I just hold

it I'll be desperate and I'm like just keep holding it I don't know what it is wait well that's like the same thing and I'm like I can't bother to go like what do you mean like I was like it's almost like an effort for you to lose I'm like I'll just keep holding it like I needed it you almost started recording and I wasva you just almost enjoyed pushing yourself to the very last one i enjoy it i'm like i don't know like obviously before i leave to go in the car i'm like oh i'm gonna go to the loo like before i leave the house so i'm not like desperate when i'm out walking because there's nothing worse than being bursting for the loo like i hate that feeling but like if i'm like thirsty like it's it's ningling there but i don't quite fully need it yet I'm like I squeeze to drip

the last remnants out so that like I'll never like I'm so proud but you know when we go to the bathroom together you're always so much

faster than me I think my bladder can hold a lot yeah yeah I'm in I'm my time yours is always quite quick yeah it's probably

because I'm yeah I've never trained it god forbid me when I'm pregnant oh god when you're pregnant gosh yeah

that's not gonna be good I know apparently when you like laugh pee comes out oh my gosh there not going to be good. I know. Apparently, when you, like, laugh, pee comes out. Oh, my gosh. There's a girl on YouTube that I watch called Lily Pebbles. She's older than us. Bless her. She's had one kid, and now she's pregnant again.

It's super cute. But she was, like, in this pregnancy, she's, like, I sneeze, and then a bit of pee comes out. I do that sometimes. Because, obviously, from the first pregnancy, I think it, like, it obviously doesn't go back the same. When do you want babies? Because I'm coming up to 27 now. I can only want them at that.

I'm coming up to 25. God, you're... How crazy that when we met I was 20 years old. I'm like, what the fuck? How old were you? You were 22. No, you're lying. You were 22.

No, that really upsets me. I can't talk about it. Perf. Perf. We're going to rate this bad boy now. I can't talk about it. Perf. Perf. We're going to rate this bad boy now. Right, let's rate this. I need to put myself... I really should drink it.

I don't know how I'm... You know, it's your two-year anniversary. You've done very well. I've got dinner after this. Yeah, you've done well with him. Fuck me. Well done me. He's...

No, he's actually he's gonna eat no he's actually the best boyfriend ever oh gross I hate singing ready you can't

slurp it's because you'd like get bubbles on the head yeah I know what you mean you can't do the

full on tasting I wonder how you actually it's just yummy it's nice it's light it's fresh no

you get the bubbles on the I'm so sure well you it's very alcoholic when you do that it's really nice but the bubbles

go down I wouldn't recommend that to anyone that was sorry I'm going to give Josh Darcy because I have this

like weird Tourette's thing for anyone else I say the wrong thing like I think yeah you do it's delicious but I'll say oh it, I say the wrong thing. I think it's delicious, but I'll say, oh, it's disgusting. My mind doesn't connect with my body sometimes.

When I'm super tired, I'll just be thinking of Jamie and I'll call him Darcy, but in my head, it's so weird. Interesting. I didn't know that was going to be a dyslexia thing. No, it's definitely when I'm tired. Oh.

Or I'm just like... Exhaustion. Exhaustion. I'm really tired. Okay, how much are we going to rate this out okay eight and a half because it's the first per second i just i know we're really enjoying it and i've loved it it's made me really tipsy we've done three quarters of the bottle i like the top bit as well like really nice like rose gold pinky very feminine very feminine and a frosted bottle makes you think you're drinking like an ice cold, really high end. Which is very up our street, isn't it? We love a very cold.

Oh, all alcohol has to be cold. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go with an eight. 8.5 from me. Powerful. 8.5 from Soph. Very impressed.

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