Wednesdays - Ep 17: Booty Call Gone Wrong

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

Wine at the ready for this week’s episode! This week we chat new celeb couples, booty calls gone awry and keeping your relationship spicyyyy! Gang, thank you for listening and responding with your thoughts, you’re the best!Till next time,S & M xWine this week was the delish ‘Rias Baxias Albarino’https://www.aldi.co.uk/rias-baixas-albarino/p/704820401824900We give this wine a:Sophie: 7.8Melissa: 7 Social - @wednesdayswedrinkwineEmail - [e-mail] Productions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca please play responsibly hey guys it's sophie here and melissa and welcome to our new podcast wednesdays we drink wine hi guys we're back yes when melissa and i first started this guys we were in a full lockdown it was freezing cold look at where we are now look how far we've come as a nation as or as a world although having said that the global warming is starting to freak me out oh my gosh i saw that today apparently england's gonna be 40 degrees Jesus. Today? Yeah, so my friend posted something. Apparently, like, if the whole world goes up by one degree or something like that,

England will get to maybe 40 degrees. So if 40 degrees is awful. When it's 35 here, I'm like, oof. Wait, just walk me through this. Just for one day or? I think if it, like, because when it's hot and it's, like, in the height of, like, summer, instead of it being, like, 30-something, it's going to get to 40 or it could because of global warming which is crazy. I mean all this like outrageous weather like all these floods suddenly and it's hot and it's like just so weird.

Woo for my brain. Right wine should we talk about our wine today? We've got an alborinho in full spirit of spanish well i'm not in there but i'm not so if it's meant to be here in celebration of saving meant to being yeah although i am double vats now so i actually technically can go on holiday so you could yeah so i'm thinking i might go to spain and see my dad next wednesday you should you haven't seen him in ages. I know.

I really should. Anyways, we've got ourselves a little albarino. But it's actually, because you know you can get Aldi in Spain and in Mallorca and in all of those places. And Lidl. And Lidl. Yeah, I know. But ours is specifically from Aldi. Aldi.

£6.99, ladies and gentlemen. You heard it here first. Aldi, if you want to sponsor us. Which is lovely. I'm going to have a little. You're welcome. I love it here first Aldi if you want to sponsor us you're welcome I love a bit of that cool Melissa's got herself

a big old wine cooler that's gorgeous only because it's quite I don't like having the air con in my room during the day because one I think it's so wasteful

and bad for the environment and two it's too cold in the day for me yeah I hate feeling like chilly in the day so all right okay i've got some ice in my love i like refreshing very fat what notes do you taste i always okay so correct me if i'm wrong i always think albarino is quite fruity i do too should i just read about this yeah because i always think it's like a

fruity wine but it's not like i want to tell you guys the name rias biax albarino aldi so that's we'll put a photo up of it i also feel like albarino is quite like unusual you know like if you order that on the menu people are like oh what's that it's not like a classic you know serving you it's grapes grown with Atlantic winds in northwest Spain. Fresh flavour complemented by stone fruit. There you go. It's almost, it is quite good. Yeah, they're always good.

Because it's a bit like a Sauvignon Blanc, but it's stone fruit, like peaches, plums. Ah. And floral notes, the intense aromas and crisp, clean finish. No, you're almost. Complement to coffee,esto and Japanese dishes. Oh, really? Right up my... That is right up your street.

I never knew that Albarino was a Spanish wine. Cool, I mean. Yeah. Well, sorry, everyone. So, I thought that's why you liked it so much. No, actually, my dad's ex-girlfriend used to drink it and probably because my dad lives in Spain, so... Yeah.

Click. I always think it's quite nice, like, having a local wine. Like, whenever we go out to restaurants, like, we always try and find a local wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it's in your head, isn't it? What other one have you got from Spain? What's the Spanish Rioja?

Actually, yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, of course it is. I haven't had that one yet. We've just had loads of roses. I know, having... What's a Spanish rose? I wouldn't have a... I don't...

I'm not sure they're so good with the roses. There's a couple. So there's one company here. I think it's Stairway to Heaven. I think they do a stunning white wine. Stunning. Really, really cool. And, like, the bottle's so cool.

So, you know, you have, like, the glass bottle, and then you have that weird thing on the inside of the glass. It's like they've made it into steps. So, like, it's so cool so you know you have like the glass bottle and then you have that weird thing on the inside of the glass because it's like they've made it into steps so like it's so cool the bottle and i think they do a rosé as well which is lovely but then there's also another local wine which is like bright pink like we're talking blossom hill vibes oh yeah yeah like the portuguese one amadeus or whatever yeah it's just not it's just not really here but sometimes i do see like you know on the kardashians and stuff, like, people drinking, like, they like it, and they're like, ooh, or, like, Real Housewives of New York.

You can see how cultured and intelligent I am that that is my genre of television. But anyway, sometimes these, like, supposed people who, you know... Yeah, the darker wines are actually... They're like, oh, God, this rose has got a really nice colour to it. I'm like, what? it i'm like what it's like it's like future pink future pink but some i actually went to a wine tasting once this is going back like six years and i obviously kept their secret yeah you really didn't that was

other than actually maybe it was it was when i was like 15 and we were in who goes to wine tasting at 15 my whole family went it was like a whole day out. We had like food pairing with it. It was lovely. But. So relatable. They were actually saying, but they brought, the rose they brought was like bright pink. And they said actually like it's for flavour. And like some people prefer it like that.

And like it was actually really lovely. Yeah, I guess the pale ones are, do just taste like kind of watery ice. Yeah, they are. I think that's just because it's easier to drink for people. But it's like, you know. It's probably like like it is so like you know in our head like oh i'm gonna get a blush anyway yeah guys i actually recommend this and it's 6.99 so it's an absolute steal if you ask me absolute steal an absolute also guys look we did reach out to you and we said um that we wanted your like opinions and advice

because melissa and i obviously spoke about the wedding story last week and we didn't really know what the wedding etiquette was well neither of us have really been to that well i haven't been to that many weddings i've got a wedding tomorrow i'm so excited oh god jell i love a good wedding though like when i have been to weddings they've always just such like positive lovely vibes like real cringy music you just dance and everyone just has their arms around each other and you're like you know so much was a day of celebrating love so there can't be much negativity in it yeah that's very true neither of us really know the attica and obviously we're not even engaged so how will we know but we gave our opinion on you know the girl's dilemma where she she couldn't

really afford the the amount of the wedding and the girl didn't have a open bar you had to pay for your drinks anyway look we obviously understand that that's like kind of a one side of you and i totally understand like if you can't afford it i guess it's different to like looking at i wasn't saying in in a way like god you must have a an open but it was more so in a sense like just make people aware rather than just landing on it like if you are at the point where you're like we just can't afford to have this big big wedding but we would love for you guys to come and celebrate with us so this is the deal if you can come that would be lovely which i think is that's totally different than than being like oh we're gonna do a three-day wedding but you have to pay for it you know

that's different it is very different yeah so anyway that was our um that was our opinion and just correction to anyone and we have we have had some follow-ups so um big fan of the podcast from new york city shout out to new york city that's cool wow um in america at least it's actually uncommon for a bride to pay for the bridesmaid dresses i have one friend who did but was considered extremely generous i've also been in one where where what everyone had the same 300 dress so i empathize with this girl most people now seem to give guidelines of colors and let people pick their own or give a variety of options i didn't know this i think that that's a good a really good thing if you don't have enough

money to sort of treat your bridesmaids to a dress i don't think it's necessarily fair to pick something with a certain price tag and be like i need you to wear this and buy it for yourself i think it's really good to say look these are the colors these are what if like i chose a dress that you were like no i really don't like that would you say no no i don't know i guess it's your day like i would just get on with it no but if i'm a bridesmaid and i trip it and you and you were having to pay oh sorry and the bride and you're the bride and you're like yeah i think you have to come to an agreement i think you have to send them options be like i really like these is any of these yeah like you know i think you just talk to your friend

don't you anyway she said most people now seem to have guidance of covers and people pick their own or give a variety of options that have different price ranges and i also think it's less common for bridesmaids to cover the bachelor hand do for the bride oh okay so there's different so it must just be different you know ways of doing it in general i think she just needs to be honest with her friend and just say to her i'm so excited to celebrate you and i'm excited to stand with you on this day but this is out of my prize range so i'm unable to come to a whole hen or whatever it is yeah i think that that's so fair enough if you can't afford it then you shouldn't be expected to do it you know yeah i got another we got another one as well um

firstly i love the pod and i've met uh however i do think wedding advice was not relatable to working-class families fair enough i've never been to a wedding in the northwest where there has been a free bar except for welcome drinks and sit down meal okay well look this is what we were saying we have no idea what yeah but then also i don't think it's fair to ask your working class friends to spend so much on your wedding if you know what i mean because then the guests i guess it's at their discretion yeah i guess it's essentially they then they just might have to be like i can't come i can't afford it just she said she then said just think some people may feel pressured to live up to this now and it's not in most people's budget to pay for a

bar all night long no no no i didn't think that either but i just think that it needs to be communicated again clearly yes very clearly to the guests and likewise like you know a like minister said the guest might not be able to afford it so then they might not come but then that's like the bride can't expect them to fork out loads yeah exactly and especially if they're a bridesmaid that's then hard for the bridesmaid to turn around and be like i'm really sorry i can't actually afford to come to your wedding she has actually also said however dress is usually a given that is paid for by the bride it's in the bridesmaid dress i guess it's see everyone has a different thought on what's what is the wedding what any someone's gonna be a professional in this in this i guess it just

depends on people's budgets and stuff like that do you think yeah well we're still open to opinions so if anyone wants to let us know what the real i guess it is just i do really sympathize with that girl though from last week's Diana because imagine if you've got a fork out you know over £500 altogether for the whole thing

she's got to pay for the hen do her dress the wedding food the three day wedding that's just a lot yeah it's a lot of money and the drinks

but honestly I stand by it I definitely still bring a bottle of this six night and eight hour bring it shove it in your bag go to Aldi stock stock up you're sorted

oh god minister do you want to read the first i love it because we do right we're on to where we've got yeah we've got some real juicy ones this week we've got some real juicy ones also quickly shall we just touch on um jlo what are your thoughts on jlo balaflik i didn't actually realize that they were together before and to all this I was like what when did this happen

you know if anyone watched Selling Sunsets we've got another JLo and Ben Affleck situation Chrishell and Jason Oppenheim

I know you know the small guy the guy who runs it and Chrishell stop this now how do you

we don't know these things? Because I haven't watched it in so long. It's not on TV, it's on Instagram. Oh shit, well I don't follow them. Okay, so start again, start again, start again. Christina follows me, the two bloggers. I know! I think she's the best.

I honestly think I've made it. I've made it. No, no, your friends sent me the that on all my best friends and your friend arabella sent me that there's this account of my belly button no there isn't and it's like and i was like i made it and then the thing it's like melissa's stunning in an audi melissa oh my god it's called melissa tattum a belly button guys this is and they and this account followed all of my friends because they all sent to me at the same time and then obviously followed your friend oh my god that is so why can't i find it i think it's maybe underscore belly button i don't know it's so funny you'll have to send it

to me we'll have to put it out there but yeah anyways we've got another one for you chris shell adjacent openheim i think that's his name right from sending sunsets honestly that blew my mind together i'm not sure about that and chris shell's never been my favorite not gonna lie really well i haven't really minded her oh haven't really been that I just loved Christina she was so funny yeah she was on her outfits for like Wednesday I know she's laughing at it it's not quite the same oh has she?

I think so thoughts on JLo and Ben I don't know I think it's quite sweet because they obviously loved each other which one? Jennifer Garner his ex wife oh but they've been divorced for ages. I know, but imagine she must be like, oh, were you always in love with J-Lo?

Like, ugh. And J-Lo's pretty frigging hard to compare yourself to. She's literally like the hottest piece of ass there is in the world. Sorry, she just came out of my mouth. I know, hello. But she is a hot piece of ass. She is. She is in there. And she's she is a hot piece of ass she is she isn't like she's 52 yeah but she goes to bed at like 7 p.m and doesn't drink a drop she won't be drinking this albarino from aldi that's

for sure oh god I think she's not from aldi oh really yeah that's I think a lot didn't ben affleck had a little episode of something so maybe that would work so well yeah yeah he's daffo teetoter as well sorry just letting you know he's on speedo for me with that clothes um i don't know i feel a bit sad for it i know everyone's hyping up about it but i just feel like if i was his ex-wife yeah that would go through your mind that thought i agree you'd be like oh have you always had yeah and like you obviously never got over it yeah i i do agree that that thought would go through my mind but also you'd like been divorced for so long something's got kids it's been about four years i guess that is that is a long time though but for marriage you'd be like oh you're walking down the aisle just wishing

us jaylo oh god no stop i don't need to i just think timings and like things happen for a reason and jayla wasn't jayla with that lovely chap was he a footballer or something the real he was huge he was so tall i don't quite tanned blue eyes i think jennifer garner's so beautiful anyway yes she is to be out they're both beautiful beautiful women but I actually think that Ben and JLo quite sweet they've come back together they obviously make each other very happy and they know that they know what they're getting into because they've had it before

yeah true what are you looking at I just I don't know weren't they engaged Soph I don't really know JLo and Ben I'm so certain that they used to be engaged. And then something happened and they split up. They are a fit couple.

God, if they had babies. Oh my God, Katie, our producer, just told us that J-Lo and Ben were engaged. That is quite cute, Ben. Fair enough. Okay, that does make it slightly different. Because it is actually like maybe she was the one before Jennifer Garner, you know? Yeah, and you don't know why it went wrong. And i feel like people do that is quite sweet for a long time i mean didn't that happen that happened with um millie mcintosh and her husband hugo now didn't it they were together for a long time then she

married somebody else did he marry someone else too i don't know they got married to other people and then they got back together so millie got married to somebody else professor but he didn't and he didn't right and they obviously got back together yeah that's very sweet see i think it probably happens to people a lot because it's just wrong time wrong timing and then suddenly it's the right time you might get back with your ex absolutely never ever ever and you will never get that with your ex-boyfriend. Absolutely. Never, ever, ever. And you will never get that with yours. Do you know there's some people that it's like the one that got away, I've never had that.

No. Oh, God. I've never had that. The one that got away would suck. That would suck. Because you're just constantly, oh, my God. I would hate to be the girlfriend of the boyfriend who has the girl that got away. And it's going to be, you're just aware of it the whole time. Oh, God. You suddenly. me and harry broke up if me and harry broke up or you and jamie broke up

you would be the one that got away and so would i i'm just blowing my own trumpet here but i know every future girlfriend would be aware and i guess paranoid i would be i would be if i knew that someone was together for such a long time they broke up for like a different reason not their relationship like you know like a scenario like they're long distance and they can't work or that's the one that got away any long relationship is quite tough unless it's a baby one like you and your ex yeah when you're like so young but it doesn't matter yeah and like same with you and your ex it's like when you break up for a reason that's not anything wrong in your relationship that to me is like the one that got away do you know what i mean yeah i know but why would you walk because someone's got a job in new

york and you're like i don't know like say say if say if i don't know say if jamie did get transferred to like japan and you weren't allowed to go and visit him at all because you have like your work commitments here and he only saw you every three months eventually that might get too hard for you and then you'd break up even though because you still love him but like it's just not the life you want to live you know you need i don't know but then we both that would be then that would be a jay-lan bennett situation i bet that maybe that is what they both had to shoot and they were like we've got to focus on our careers and then one thing led to another and weirdly like her and jennifer are gonna have something similar about

them like the same nose or something you know like a bony nose i can't explain it but i see something there's a similarity between the both do you think yeah what do you guys think let us know i think they're quite sweet and also they just cruise about on a fat yarn i just feel very jealous they're just they're just they've obviously they've both had their kids, they've both had relationships that haven't worked out and they've come back together and they obviously make each other, you know,

like it's a childhood love that they obviously never really got over and then they're, I think it's quite sweet. Yeah, it is sweet. Hope it lasts.

I really like Jennifer Garner always have done, which is my only thing. 13 games in 30, so I just feel slightly sad for her in that sense, but hopefully she's got a secret boyfriend in the dark. She'll find someone amazing, i mean she's not gonna have trouble finding that i'm sure but

imagine like being her it's like all the hype the whole world is that oh my god they're back together and you're like yeah well we actually just got divorced i was the person married to yeah you would be a bit like sweet i'm so glad you loved it's hard being in the public eye these people i feel so hard like they can't do right they can't do wrong like it's tough but people are loving the jaylen but like people love it people i feel like it's nuts for it it's just all over the place who do we think kimmy k is gonna get with next oh this is such an interesting topic because it's usually kanye and irena shake or whatever yeah they had like a little i just don't believe it like she, she can't fancy him. She's double his height. Is that rude? There's loads of photos of them taken of each other.

Like, together. Who do we think Kim's going to get? Ooh, this is a good one. It's got to be someone really, really big. Or someone really... They'll have to be famous. Courtney. Courtney getting with Travis.

But apparently he's so nice. Yeah, he's lovely. How do you know? I've actually seen... Because people say the one that goes out with Megan Fox is really nice as well. They say that they're such nice guys. Machine Gun Kelly?

Yeah. Like, they seem like they're going to be, I guess, like, you would maybe think they might be a bit scary because there is so many tattoos and all that, but apparently they're just, like, such lovely, lovely guys. And he's got a lot of children.

What's his name? Travis Barker. yeah benet's your neighbors yeah because i saw an old clip of the kardashians and they're all around the house and the kids are like playing and i'm like oh my god this is so weird like 10 years old oh my god see again scott must be like wow did you guys yeah in the background you obviously had a little bit of something going on crazy crazy and what do we think of scott with the 19 year old oh my god have you seen the clips of lisa renner like talking about it she's like no it's fucked up i haven't i need to get catch up with real housewives no just see the clips that come up i just get these clips no i need to watch the thing i don't want the juicy bits i like oh i like the real thing sorry god we're like real reality whores aren't oh god? Oh, God, I haven't been able to watch Love Island either

because everything's obviously an hour behind. No, nor have I. I've not watched any of it. What does everyone think about that? Quite sad. So I've been seeing

the clips, apparently Cast No More seems quite juicy. God, there's just so much good TV to catch up on, isn't there? There really is. Right, should we go

into our dilemmas now? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, she looks very beautiful hey girls absolutely love your podcast thank you so much it's my midweek pickup every wednesday oh that's so cute so here's my dilemma i've been going out with my boyfriend for a year now because of covid and living apart we've only been able to see each other once every couple of weeks long distance sucks that's

really hard about timing but i guess a lot of people have had that however he's staying with me for a full week and i'm so excited but also a little nervous we've never spent this much time together i'm scared our chat will run out or worse he might get bored of me like what should i do in the evenings like what should we do in the evenings i want to be a good host that's so sweet and want him to have a lovely time i can't tell if i'm overthinking the whole situation with my previous relationships they've always ended after we've been away on holiday so i think my insecurity is that boys get bored anyway let me know your your thoughts all advice is welcome slash appreciated oh my god could this be anonymous of course okay so no no no i feel really obsessed about this you're not

boring at all yeah that's my worst this is that's my worst thing to ever think of myself i don't think that that will ever be the case like I also think going on holiday like quite very you're very obviously self-aware though to even consider that you're obviously not annoying because yeah you're obviously not self-aware don't realize they're like oh yeah yeah I feel like they want holiday like it's actually happened to my sister where she's gone on holiday with her boyfriend and friends didn't come back and being like it just makes you kind of realize that relationships aren't right and then that's I don't know I think being in a different environment with somebody and yeah and like stuff in day-to-day life you have work you have all these different things other things you see

other people and then you come home and it's almost just somebody there when you're stuck with someone on holiday it's really like you either get on your own and i do think you know it it's a good little test for you to see how you i guess feel and and you how how you are around i guess i probably would if i if you're worried about it i probably would organize things in the back of your mind to do in the evening like you know even a lot if you live just live in the countryside i don't know or like you could go for a walk or you could go to like a site in your village or wherever you live or go for a dinner or maybe make

sushi, get a sushi making thing from Sainsbury's and make that in the evening yeah just get fun bits and bobs going have a movie night just have them in the back of your mind and like you can always you probably won't do it but it's always nice to have the option of like knowing that you can fill up your time with doing bits and bobs and you're not just sat there think you're you're going to be conscious if you

don't plan something probably like uh-oh we haven't spoken in a minute do you know what i mean like if you've got something planned then you won't be worried about it because you'll just be doing something and then everything else will just flow naturally yeah and you don't overthink don't overthink it do not overthink it most upset oh my don't pressurize yourself into that now oh god but yeah you probably will because it's early doors you haven't spent that much time together just get excited you might go for like a little country walk and just have a ramble in the day cheeky quick quickie in the hedge like safety and Jamie. Oh, it's wherever it was that you had. Oh, my God. Cotswolds.

Sorry to any Cotswolds walkers by. Oh, God. Oh, God. Anyway, going back to the dilemma, I think very much so do not overthink it. It will be absolutely fine. Promise you. Yeah. I think it'll be totally fine.

I really don't think you're boring. You're obviously extremely self-aware, so I highly doubt that you're annoying. And also, a week isn't that long. It will fly by, and you'll have so much obviously extremely self-aware so i highly doubt that a week isn't that long it will fly by and you'll have so much fun you have so much fun also like maybe have a drink in the evening god yeah get glass of wine at six o'clock get something together like fanduel casinos exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling winning which beats even the 27th best feeling saying i do who wants this last parachute i do enjoy the number one feeling winning in an

exciting live dealer studio exclusively on fan duel casino where winning is undefeated 19 plus and physically located in ontario gambling problem call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connects ontario.ca. Please play responsibly. you could send us pictures i knew it's anonymous but maybe send us pictures no but if just for us yeah just i love to see like quite sweet if you do live in like the countryside there's always a lake somewhere with a little like rowing boat that you can rent out isn't there there always is or you could go on like a little picnic somewhere you could drive i'm sure you drive or get a train like there's so much to do i think just be creative think outside the box but you might

find that you're fine just sat on the sofa chatting. Yeah. And just cuddling. You know what I mean? Yeah. You probably will be. Literally cuddling. You don't even talk.

I sometimes just... Oh, God. That's the best thing about having your friends just to cuddle. You just have the company. Yeah. I just go, shh, time out. Sometimes Jake gets a bit much. As you can imagine, that happens quite a lot with him.

Yaffa, yaffa, yaffa. Shh. In the happens quite a lot with him in the morning i go time out time out and he's like what quiet and down that's like fresh to you that's what harry does for melissa the whole time though if i'm trying to like if i just start like singing to myself he goes yeah press you've heard that one we've heard that one yeah like what just like give us a preview say if there's been a song on like an hour earlier or something and it's in my head a bit and i'll just be like walking on a dream or something like that before before i even like finished the sentence yeah we've heard that one pressure i'm like jesus oh i know it's quite sad really i'm like pressure

you need to let me see dance as well don't you that's like my sister she's honestly my sister's like i'm tone deaf but georgia takes it to i've never had a bad singer but she's so loud she's so loud when she sings and like she the definition of Tony Depp I can hear I'm a bad singer she definitely can't she does not know how piercingly bad she is oh god her boyfriend must just be like no does he tell her to shut up or does he just take it I think he tells her to shut up I remember once like my dad's ex-girlfriend, like, she barely knew us at this point. I think my sister was sitting in the back of the car

and she, like, genuinely thought Georgia was taking the piss. She was like, oh, I remember when me and my sister used to sing really badly on purposes. She's trying her absolute best. Absolute hardest. Oh, my God. That is too funny. Okay, right, guys, I'm going to read second hour.

Nothing too bad. We are a solid girl group. We never fall out and have been friends for years. Some of us since birth. Oh my gosh. But we have gained some people over the years. They are lovely and we all adore them, including myself. But two of them have a few severely controversial opinions.

And the worst part is they make they believe them to be fads oh no the worst it makes it ungovernable for the rest of us and we will challenge them during conversation conversations when they come up but they aren't willing to listen and it can get quite passively heated and then dropped oh god oh that's just really quite boring we don't want that yeah politics over the dinner table it's just not that oh my god no i can't i know religion or politics i i just don't it's just so hard to know where to go with them because with with that because without those opinions they are lovely supportive funny it's just when those rogue thoughts and beliefs come

out none of us oh i really want to know what rogue thoughts are yes same give us details i i'm not very good with people who have like really really strong really opinionated but also that i really don't believe in like i yeah i do i also think that there is like you are like you just kind of you are but also like i personally don't i just keep it to myself I'm like two of my friends are quite I guess they're a lot more intelligent than the rest of us and they're very bright and they know a lot about everything so I always just think like whatever they're saying like kind of must be true and I'm always just like yeah fine and I don't ever like they'll to be fair they're not bad they're not pushy with their opinions they'll just like say one thing and I'm like oh I have no idea what

you're actually talking about. But they could probably get into a debate between the two of them, but none of us get involved and we're like, oh, girls, shut up, like... Yeah. And they wouldn't. Okay, so she then says,

none of us... It's just when those rogue thoughts of police come out, none of us really know how to deal with it more than during the conversations. A more juicy one, one of the girls, one one of the two above is part of two girl groups so she went to a different secondary to the rest of us she loves to compare us to them we are a normal girls from a standard skate school whereas they are all private school girls with huge houses and endless funds which he loves to remind us of oh this is obviously two dynamics from the same

girl yeah well but it's around the same friendship group okay right this is interesting this is good that's really bummer that she reminds you of that when she goes out with them when we are next seeing her is it's constant almost bragging about how fit they all are and how much attention they go on the night out then one time she turned around to us and said in this group you're solid eight out of ten whereas the girls are ten out of ten like what the fuck yeah like what the fuck i agree oh my god this guy needs to be taken down a peg or two i'm sorry no block her out of your life i'm i'm not okay who compares the physical attractiveness of their friends it's constant comments like that and how well her other girls are doing which is great for them but we don't know know them so doesn't feel relevant sorry this is so toxic i cannot this is awful no done she's obviously for a start i mean everyone has

like different friendship groups and like that's so fun like i have so many different friendship groups and some i guess have more than others but like i don't know that's not something that i really think think about and would ever talk i don't know that's not something that I really think about and would ever talk I don't know that's just so bizarre really that whole thing is very strange I feel like maybe this girl has a bit of a um a complex herself yeah a bit of a complex about it

and I wonder if she talks to the other girls about how cool you guys are about how cool you guys are to almost put them down weirdly it's almost like to put herself maybe in a position better I don't know there's definitely a problem there like that's an insecurity that's not cool very insecure very toxic and not so horrible to put you guys down especially physically i mean what the hell is that i don't think there's any defending that behavior i actually yeah just shit behavior yeah Yeah, really awful.

And I don't think you should be friends with somebody like that. Yeah, to be honest, if I'm totally honest, I would... Yeah, if it was me, I would not have a friend like that in my life. I'd be so bored of it. Like, no, that's not a friend. Sorry, we met up for you to just put me down and tell me that your other friends are 10 out of 10 and that we're 8 out of 10. Who gives a flying... It's not about, like, personality makes up what people look like as well like i just can't i cannot agree no i'm not about that

that is awful yeah i'm sorry i was gonna see honey it's just no stop the whole thing is just very toxic i hate people that talk about money and i hate people that i i mean i've never heard that people i've never compared their friends to their friends and turn out and know that it's just terrible she's like is she like 13 because it seems like she's hitting puberty and like you have the whole hormones no because she's saying when we go out all the behavior we get from boys so i'm guessing well i'm embarrassed for you because yeah i'm very embarrassed for that friend and my advice if i was in your position i would not be different as well yeah I wouldn't engage in that I would not engage it's good that she's kind of laughing about it though she's putting like laughing crying

faces because obviously you and your whole friendship group are like yeah it's not like she's doing it to one of you it's also quite strange like the boldness from her going a whole friendship like yeah all of you are eight out of ten but all my other friends must be quite an old girl there must be quite an old girl there must be something strange going on because you guys could all turn around and be like actually honey you're a five out of ten like what does she think you're gonna say back to that do you know what i mean like it's quite strange she's got the boldness to go to our whole friendship group and tell them that they all look a certain way to her it's rude as hell it's really just i can't

i'm trying to i just don't yeah we've got to cut that out that's very strange yeah it's a no from me it's a solid no you don't want to have that negativity and people putting you down that's not good at all i would cut that out yeah cut that toxic that sounds very toxic she sounds like a bit of a toxic person and i feel a bit sorry for her because there's some insecurities going on there god we, we've really gone in on this girl, but I'm sorry, that behaviour's really not cool. Oh, normally I feel like we're quite diplomatic. We always try and go from an angle

where we try to understand the other person's point of view, but there's none of that happening. No, it's not. There's no reasoning behind it either. That's just pure nastiness. There is zero reasoning. Hey, Sophie and Melissa. Love you both and your podcast.

I've got a kind of hilarious, kind of traumatic dating story for you, and I need your help. Melissa, you're going to die of this. Me and this guy had a secret fling throughout uni which fizzled. However, finally, a few years later, we started casually dating. The first couple of days went really well. Great sex, which is super fun. Yeah, it's spicy.

Lovely. I love a little secret relationship as well. Oh, I do. Exciting. I just think it's more, well, not that I've ever had one, but it's exciting, you know. I have. Oh, yeah, I have. You do, yeah. I know.

Until he booty-called me late one night and came over to my place, clearly quite drunk, but I thought nothing to worry about at the time. I'd also had a few myself. Quite fun. He proceeded to give me a horrible hickey the ultimate sabotage god i love the way she's written this and shortly fell asleep next to me then at 5am i had some fumbling around in my room and saw a naked shadow stumbling towards my desk he proceeded to whip out his flaccid willy and wee all over my desk and carpet

onto my laptop and all of my work notebooks, and best believe me when I say this, wasn't a little bit of wee. I ran over to him and said, what the fuck are you doing? He was fully asleep, at which point I shook him, and he finally woke up in complete shock.

Suffice to say, an absolute bloody disaster. I could not even look him in the eyes, so politely asked him to leave. To top it all off, it was my birthday that morning. Am I an awful person? Oh my god. It was eyes so politely asked him to leave to top it all off it was my birthday that morning am I a beautiful person? oh my god oh it was his birthday

she told him oh don't blame me I've since received a lovely bouquet of flowers help can I look past this or will I picture it

every time I see him I'm fully traumatised the funny part of this is her email title was I'm so peed off this girl's quite funny um I think you can look past that i think it's

actually okay wait no i i have i have a personal experience in this shut up so no it was a guy that was so when we were at school he was like three or four years older than me one of the fittest guys oh in upper sixth at the time so when we left i think I was like newly single and he always used to like message me when we left school like just replying to like stories and stuff like just that so I knew that he probably like fancied me a bit and when I was single I was like sod it I'm just gonna message him and um oh no I think I replied in a message to one of his replies to my stories like right like an actual like how are you are you, or something. Anyway, he was out at,

like, a school reunion, that, like, one of the nights, and he was like, oh, I can come over after,

and I was like, oh, you don't have to, like, if it's your school reunion. He's like, no, no, no,

I want to, like, so keen, never, like, never, like, met him before,

like, on a date or anything. So, this is the first time, and this is terrible. So, he came over to my flat, and I was sharing this flat with my friend

at the time he was so drunk and it was the first time i met him it completely put me off it like completely threw me like so drunk like barely like like if he was trying to talk to me he would like like it was just not yeah like you just sort of go into me too much it was just really not okay anyway he then like passed out we were i think we were in my bedroom because they were my roommate and other people were in the kitchen. And he sort of passed out. And I was like, oh, God. And it was so late at night because he'd come over and it was, like, 2 in the morning. And we were all up anyway because I'd been drinking as well.

But same as her. I was drunk. But I was, like, totally fine and composed. Like, fine. Anyway. We ended up, like, falling asleep. And then he woke up really early in the morning. Must have done. Gone into my loo oh god pissed all over the floor all over the bathroom floor

actually no it wasn't because i went in there in the morning and i was like what has happened no and he woke up he was like and i was like get out i'm not that i'm not sure you need to go you need to go wait wait what do you mean you said you was like you i was like get out i'm not that i'm not sure you need to go you need to go wait wait what do you mean you said you was like you need to leave i walked into the bathroom there was it was i almost thought like has he spilled water on the it was like it was and it was all around the toilet seat like it was obviously like piss but like obviously i was like surely it can't be because it's all over the floor like this is the is the first... And I was like, how can someone miss the lube? I just could not, I could not face

speaking to him again because I thought about it every time. I think for that, it's more so how drunk he was. That's so rank. I find that so bad. And I also think... Like a big fumbling fool.

Yeah. You big fool. This girl also, like, you've known him, like, you know what he's like. Yeah, I think you can... I think you can get past it. But annoying on your think you can... You know that it's exciting, you like him. I think you can gnaw at that.

I think you can get past it. But annoying on your notebook. It's the fact that it's all on your notebook and your laptop. Oh, the laptop. I've really got to disinfect that. Okay, but he should try and do something because if he's, like, pissed on your laptop and now it's broken... He sent her a bouquet of flowers. Yeah.

Were they nice flowers? Oh, God. What? No, I think you could 100 forgive it like it's you know it was not like he's been a dick or anything like that you've got it yeah you can you'd laugh at it look you could be married up with kids in future and like this would be a lol yeah good dinner party story it is i'm trying to think this must have been loads of stories like i can't think of anything i actually don't think this has happened to any of my friends

it's the fact that bless him he thought he was obviously going to the loo i did when i first started dating jamie i did one night wake up like we went out and we did get really drunk and i woke up in the middle of the night and i was like where is he god he's left in the middle of the night like that's really uncouth and like feel like i'm a something that you yeah anyway i stood up to go i stood out to go to the bathroom and he was curled up like a fetus fully naked on the rock solid floor i was like how drunk i kicked him was that you okay really like grossed me out as well but a boy being that drunk not a turn on is it i was like no it's not what are you doing on the floor but i think for a boy maybe even a girl being that drunk would be a turn on of course it

is i'm just like they become like a bit of a different person yes but this boy bless him he was obviously trying to get to the loo because he stood up out of bed and like sleepwalking yeah oh god no but the fact that he then like got out of his what did you say plateaued flaccid wait willie like wobbly willie like tiny tiny the fact that he got it out of like his boxes or whatever like he obviously thought he was in the bathroom that is gonna put you the flaccid willie with the pee coming out that's what's gonna put you off like also she must have like you don't see the flaccid penis for a while no you're right you don't you don't see the flaccid penis for a while that would go to you know what's weird when you first start dating someone like even someone's feet

like seeing someone's feet it's like a weird oh do you remember me with one of my exes i told you i said i do i went melissa i've seen his feet and i'm really put off him and she i think you told it that wasn't the only thing that you were put off like oh no melissa went up to him and said i think we should go get no no no he actually did i think i then ended up like no you clicked his toenails for him i know i didn't i think i We were on holiday and I literally said, Melissa, I think I will have to break up with him. She was like, can't be over his feet.

I'm not fainting, but I really have an issue with feet. I don't like feet. No, but that's because I think, I think if you're not 100% there with some people, there's other things that you think like get in the way and you're like, oh, this is putting me off.

Oh, that is putting me off because you don't like them enough to overcome all those things and you don't even care about them do you know what i mean yeah yeah right although i if if every boy i've dated has had really nice feet and hands like it's just a must thing for me and i can't date someone with gross feet i can't long toenails you're out but if you don't see the feet for like five dates oh i what do you do? Oh, I suss out those hands. And I always think if you've got nice hands.

Although that boy did have really lovely hands, but horrible. He did have lovely hands. He does. Still does, yeah. Yeah, see? It's a difficult one if you've got a weird foot thing like so. Yeah, oh God. No, okay, but all in all, I'm really going to say,

I don't think you should let it put you off. If it really is putting you off give him another chance he could be a real pro at not showing do you know what I mean well she's obviously

had sex with him a lot and enjoyed it I know relationship yeah exactly so don't let I reckon just see how a date is

and if it's something that you don't think you can get out of your head then you know that's fair enough and then you just have to

that her room stinks of pee oh my god I can't even imagine what that was like to clear it all up. He must have done it shortly I know she kicked him out on his birthday. No I feel bad for him

Oh fuck yeah but if he's sort of I guess they've not been together that long he's not going to be like should I try and. It's difficult like it's so awkward as well it's like when someone vomits everywhere you know what i mean i mean this is obviously a bit different because it's you are actually peeing but imagine if you

had someone around and they just vomited everywhere in your bedroom and you don't even like five dates with them you'd be like no vomits that vomits the worst thing god get out like it's a bizarre embarrassing thing for like the other person like if i was the other person i'd almost want to get out and just be like oh no i need to escape like i need to go yeah i need to escape yeah and i bet he was feeling so hungover as well like oh god and it was his birthday not how he would want to start that oh he'll remember that birthday for the rest of his life i wonder if it's something that he's probably done before like i feel like some boy i feel like some boys have like weird things with like peeing going to the loo yeah the night yeah yeah or just doing weird things like that like you know when

they're drunk yeah or like loads of boys i find it so weird that boys wake up or like get boners in the middle of the night when they're asleep like you know i don't know what happens with that but i know when they're younger they obviously have those wet dreams like they wake up and then they've like kind of wet themselves actually Oh, actually, isn't it wet? Oh, no, isn't it calm? It's calm. No, I think it's where they wet themselves. But it's, like, the start of, like, puberty.

So maybe something, like, for boys forever in them is, like, a bit, like, is it a dream? Is it, I don't know. Oh, it's quite, it's got a world of its own, like a penis, hasn't it? Yeah, it really does. It's a human in itself, that little thing. I have been watching a really good program can you guess sex though sex life sex life i saw people talking about this is it good everyone spoke about it on instagram and i was like no no sophie's

also one if you need your if you need your own sex life splicing up watch that with your other half it's quite good really it's honestly like yeah it's quite good but the story it's a full on porn some of it you're not watching it with your family

are you absolutely not what are you and Harry watching bed together yeah is it really good there's the storyline's actually

quite good and quite gripping like I'm really kind of into it are they sexy in it yeah it's good it's good it's good it's good what's on netflix the guy the main character kind of looks like alex pettifer not

as gorgeous but kind of similar vibe um and this guy's penis is they've obviously used prosthetics on it because there's no way in hell it could be that big but he turns the scene that i'm thinking i haven't watched that much of it i've only watched a couple episodes it might be you never know the scene that he turns around and you see it it's honestly halfway down his thigh I am not exaggerating

oh my god I bet Harry was like halfway down his thigh no we both just died of laughter as soon as he turned like it was quite I think it was meant to be

quite outrageous like that it's so yeah yeah I've seen people talk about it you know it's really good okay I'm gonna watch that guys if anyone's watched that let me know what you're watching with jamie though because it's like quite spicy it's quite good together it's not really watching porn because it's

obviously a story about this girl i'm not sure like i want to be watching program then him try and like have sex with me it'll really annoy you oh you'll be like get off yeah is that what's gonna happen that's clearly what's happening with you and harry so a little bit of inside knowledge from the past no but no as in like it just made it just sort of reminds you of like also like it's relatable in certain ways no no no no as in so you don't know anything, what the storyline is, but basically she's married with children, this girl, but she keeps thinking about her ex, her really sexy ex, and it's all like flashbacks to him. And then she's got to be with her husband and she's like, it's really like... Okay, so the storyline's gripping.

It's really good and really interesting and, oh God, and you can't work out if it's really happening or if it's a flashback and then it comes and it's a flashback and it's like oh god okay well don't tell us all it's so good spoiler here no i'm not at all honestly it's not really like that dramatic and like stressful at all like it's an easy watch but obviously it's just very sexual it's very spicy okay right i'm i'm hitting it's a good one i would recommend anyone needs a little bit of spicing up as well. Do you have a complaint? A whine of the week? A whinge of the week?

No. I kind of do have a complaint. In the morning, this might sound sweet to other people, but it's really not. Jamie flaps. You know, like, we have the fan on us and, like, air con, which I've already explained. Yeah. Like, I kind of like, but also I'm quite cold quite cold like i need to be cocooned in my duvet he like will like jump on top of me like at seven in the morning but as he's doing it not or anything takes your covers off but like and then he'll sit up and pull the covers off down and you're cold to me and i'm like there

sleeping in your top and pants like i'm freezing at seven in the morning. What are you doing? That's my complaint. Basically just, like, fluffing the covers and, like, getting all the drafter and it's pretty boring. He's obviously trying

to wake you, just wake you up. He's just selfish in that. Like, he doesn't, his skin's warm. Yeah, so he doesn't understand what that would feel like for you.

Yeah. Just ripping off the covers. Morning! Morning! Just like, oh, I'm still sleeping i've got another 20 minutes no oh god no that would be a winch of the week for me as well yeah really cold surely you can just be like can you give me back the covers i try but he's quite like strong

compared to me he'll like sit on it wait so he tries to like fight you he was like talk to me and i'm like oh i'm so weak and tired'm a small little thing in the morning. Trying, I'm so weak. Breaking up my TV. Just like, get off. I hate being cold. And it just drives me insane. Anyway, very boring Wednesday. But that is my Wednesday.

But we are going to run out of whinges. Because if I feel like we had serious whinges every week, we probably would no longer be with our boyfriends. That is true. You know? I might just do a whinge of the week not relating to the boyfriend. We'll discuss it.

A general whinge, yeah. Right, should we rate this wine? I honestly think I'm going to give it a 7.8. I think I'm going to give it a 7. Because I think for the price as well, stunning. Yeah, for the price, it is honestly so good. The price. 7.8.

It's been a while since i've actually walked into a shop and seen like a wine that's that inexpensive only because the wine shop that's close to me or the shop that's close to me they overpriced the wine so much and it's disgusting um and the cheapest bottle of wine in there i think it's 9.99 which is not that's not even cheap but that's still expensive for a bottle of wine that's really cheap yeah really expensive yeah yeah so this is good this is like

Albarino's a bit like different like it's not your classic pinot it's quite impressive you know yeah ooh some people might

have tried it I think get that over for a little dinner party and I'll be like ooh what's this lovely one yeah yeah yeah I really actually

recommend it it's very floral it's very light it's very nice for refreshing good summer yeah good summer vibes it's very floral. It's very light. It's very nice for summer. Good summer. Yeah, good summer vibes.

It's very tapas. And you can put an ice cube in this. You need some white wine if you don't want to. This one would suit an ice cube, I think. Definitely suit a couple ice cubes and some tapas with it, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. And seafood and sushi

as you saw on the back. Oh, God, yeah. Sushi. That's a nice little combination. Yeah, that's lovely. Oh, stunning. Anyway, guys, that's the end. It's the end of our poddy.

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