Wednesdays - Ep 4. Have you ever seen a bald penis?

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Hello, I'm Sophie. And I'm Melissa. Welcome to our weekly podcast on Wednesdays We Drink Wine. The podcast where we drink wine, listen to our dilemmas and have a laugh cheers honey cheers so we're back we just released our first first ever podcast you guys loved it we can't believe the response we really can't i actually thought like five people i said to jamie i was like can people see how many people have listened? He was like,

don't think so. I was like, sweet, I'm fine, I'll do it. I thought I'd get about one listener. I thought it'd be you and my mum. I really feel like we're all mates.

I know. I feel like we're all sat here having a really nice, girly gossip and bitching about boys, which is so funny. Like, honestly,

I do feel like a 16 year old I actually also don't hate boys as much as I make out I do on this Instagram you kind of do no we don't there is obviously

lovely boys out there and we love you nice boys but there's some real dicks there is but you know girls can be dicks too

I feel like we're quite fair we're just realists but also I feel like most of you guys obviously are gals and you've got problems about boys so

yeah and I feel like I'm on team girls I wish we'd had more boys actually do you know we've been through some relationships that I can say

I'm not really I wouldn't be so good at like answering questions on like first dates much like that no but I love I've literally been a woman in my life

I love listening to my sister who's been on a couple of dates and like it's hard the dating life like I always like lockdown as well Jesus I know I always like the sound of it I'm always like oh my god dating must be so fun you get dressed up you meet a new person get excited every time it's just not like that I think like it's hard bluzzy awkward like do we talk about the mind

sorry we should okay really going down the rabbit hole we've oh my god i've literally guys i poured myself honestly half a bottle in my glass it's so unnadylike glasses are very deceiving you know those chris jenner glasses guys that can fit a whole bottle in a glass this is what sophie hasn't had yeah i'm so bougie like that um that's actually really intimidating i'm really nervous for my delicious one right a delicious one. Right, I'm going for it. So drinkable. I've had about five sips already, sorry. Oh, you're going to do the official tasting?

Good girl. Oh my God, that is... No, that's my favourite one yet. That is delish. Do we say the name now? Yeah. Yeah, so this is a rosé. So it's the same brand as last week's Sauvignon Blanc.

Yes. It's Amy or Ami. I don't know. A-M-I-E. Beautiful bottle. I love this bottle. This is my favourite bottle we've had so far. Is it really?

Yes. I just love how smooth the edge is. It is a screw top, but I do love it. It is stunning. Tastes very clear. Very, very pale. We like a pale rosé. Who doesn't? Is it true? we like a pale rosé who doesn't is it true i mean who likes a red rosé yeah that's bright pink rosé that like blossom hill

rosé that i used to drink back in the day yes yes yes i remember everyone drinking that when i was first basically burned your insides it was like pure acid going through i wonder why they think that that's okay to sell that sort of like tasting wine. Like who actually really likes that and enjoys that kind of wine? You know, everyone's taste is different. I mean, you have a very similar taste. I'm so judgmental, aren't I? You are. I'm not really.

I actually really like a pink rosé. It's okay, you're a bit wine constant. You can be judgmental about wine. I also can't drink water without juice, you know, like Robinson's Boutique. Sophie, honestly, whenever we go anywhere, as in, like, on holiday, on a day trip out, filming, if we're going to be filming for a while, Sophie brings this huge Robinson's bottle with her wherever she goes.

And she drinks the whole flipping thing by the end of the day. Like, it's actually quite impressive, but I hate it. It's actually disgusting. I fill my body with sugar and aspartame. Is that how you say it? Yeah, aspartame

and the artificial sweetness, honey. You've got to get some organic juice. I know, but I really started eating organic now. I'm almost really repulsed that I never did that because I'm so convinced of all the antibiotics and pesticides that I'm putting in my body. Why did you let me? I tried to tell you. I tried to educate everybody, even Harry every now and then,

sneakily put stuff in the basket that's not organic. And I'm like, why are you doing that? Guys, she gets an organic version get the organic version he's like but it tastes nicer it doesn't it doesn't taste any different what's he on about i've trained i've trained him well he's getting better but he still like tries it on with the baked beans guys the baked beans i can't stand no the organic baked beans are quite put i'm not no they're not exactly the same and even he says they do but he's still sometimes he's like yeah are they kind you can get the family bargain like packet oh the little ones that you split i hate no no like they're just like a packet of six you get the normal ones but you don't get in the organic anyway guys i'm very passionate when it

comes to organic things like honestly i was at a party i suppose you don't get as organic wine i was well i was going to we had this and i was like let's try let's try they have less sulfate in so you have less of a hangover well i think they have no sulfate i probably already blocked nose it might help you yeah and that's what it that is what it is it's sulfate yeah someone told me once upon a time well then organic wines for you but anyway this wine is not organic I don't think, but it's absolutely divine. It is, that's my favourite rose I've ever had.

And it's very dry. It even says dry. Dry, elegant and perfectly balanced. Oh my God, exactly like us. This rose is made exclusively from

Sinsault, a grape native to the Languedoc in the south of France. 12% volume. Alcohol. Very sexy. That was safe.

I really, like, got, like, in a dream world that I didn't actually quite know I was doing it. I'm really sorry also if I speak really closely to a microphone. I listen back to a podcast, I'm like, wow, my voice is not only really whiny, but so loud. No, it's not. I think we both, when we first listened back, we were like, we can't tell the difference.

No, your voice is much nicer. My voice is really not nice. I don't think it. Everyone thinks that about their own voice, though. No, yours is like really husky and nice. No, it's not. My voice is not. My voice is like, I'm Sophie.

Who has the nicest voice I have ever heard? Oh, I know. Someone has a great voice that I know. Oh, and me. Wish I could think of who it was. Who the hell is it? I quite like Alex Mitten's voice for boy. Boy is always nice.

Or gentle, calm. Girl's voice. Oh, okay, wait, I've got it. Can you tell Sophie's like this? Yeah, I'm really learning. I'm going to try and not drag my words. My mum was like, what made you speak like that? Really, why?

I was like, I don't know. Clearly you brought me up to speak wrong. Oh my God, it's like Kim Kardashian. She's actually, she sounds so different now compared to the first series. Yeah, I sound like Courtney. I love Courtney and her voice. I love Courtney.

Iconic. Wait, can we think of who's got a really banging voice? Miley Cyrus kind of husky. I quite like that husky vibe. No, it's too much for me. Oh, all right. Who, yeah, slash, get that way. It's too, too much.

Who the hell has a great voice? Oh my god, guys. Somebody tell me who has a really nice voice. I know who you mean. Definitely not me. I've met girls as well where I've literally been

any year. Oh my god, my favourite Victoria Bell has a really husky voice. Does she? Yeah, really nice husky voice. She's got a nice voice. Oh, jealous.

But yeah, sexy voices. I fancy, like, I don't fancy girls, but I fancy... People based on their voices. Yeah, I kind of do fancy girls sometimes when they've got really sexy voices. I'm like, oh, yeah, so fair. Anyway, so our wine is delightful. I poured a humongous glass, so says Vanessa. So apologies if words get slurred halfway through um but we are back

and we are very excited to read through some more of your dynamics yeah and you guys have sent in even more i think since the first one listening you guys are like more i guess more brave to be like right okay i'm gonna get mine in now because yeah do you know what else we thought would be really fab and let us know your ideas we We thought maybe you could voice note in, but however, that might not keep it anonymous. But if you do fancy

voicing in Dynamo, we thought that'd be quite, mix it up a little bit. You could play it to you guys. Yeah. Might feel more involved.

Anyway, should we read our Dynamo? Yeah, let's go. Should I go first or should you go first? You read mine first. All right,

I'll read yours. We both pick one each, guys. Cool, bloody hell. You picked a long one, didn't you? I know, I have. Hi, guys, I need help. My ex-boyfriend broke up with me about a month ago. We were long distance and are pretty young,

so I'm not too upset about that. I'm annoyed about the fact we agreed to stay friends and he's not sticking to the agreement. He's moved on three weeks later and after a year and six months of relationship, he moved on with a girl he was texting while we were in a relationship oh i want to act cool and calm and pretend i don't care about it fake until you make it way of dealing but now he's acting all cocky because he's pulled quite a few girls and then the tiny amount we do get to chat today he's

actually so uninterested i definitely don't want him back because he's completely different but it just infuriates me how he can act so cool and cocky and not be upset about the breakup at all i need some help on how to get over him or how to act if i should get him out of my life completely because i'm so done with his bs love you guys please respond we need your help oh my god anyone else hear what sophie just said oh did i say it very did you not just read that the speed of like i read it so it to her? I was like, take a breath, take a breath. Did I?

I honestly was so concentrated on how fast you were saying it that I didn't even hear it. I thought you laughed halfway through. I was like, gosh, that's not very fast. Yeah, because I was like,

what? Am I really fast? I thought I was like, I'm trying not to drag. Speed of light. Okay, right. Oh, gosh. Let's say that again.

Hi, guys. I need some help. My ex-boyfriend broke up with me about a month ago. We were long distance and are pretty young, so I'm not too upset about that. I'm annoyed about the fact we agreed to stay friends and he's not sticking to the agreement. He's moved on three weeks later, and after a year and six months relationship, he's moved on with a girl he was texting while we were in a relationship. Oh, that's hard. Yeah, fuck.

I want to act cool and calm and pretend i don't care about it fake it until we make it we're dealing but he's now acting all cocky because he's pulled quite a few girls pulled oh my god i haven't heard that word in like since i was at school i used to say that yeah we pulled oh we pulled in the glove we pulled we pulled in what's that piece of feathers do you remember when people used to say, did you pork her? No, I've never heard that saying in my entire life. Obviously I didn't say it, but I think someone might have said it. Porked?

As in a pork chop? Absolutely disgusting. That isn't, like pulled the plug on her maybe, is that it? Or is that period? Sorry, really graphic. Pulled or pork? I'm very confused. I might be making this up, but I'm pretty sure people, some people, no one I know, but people used to refer to sex as porking. Porking.

Do you understand why? I'm sure you're right. I've never heard it before, but I mean, it sounds like the type of thing a boy would just say. Oh, it's vile, isn't it? It is. It's really horrible. Anyway, we've really moved on but he's now acting cocky because he's pulled quite a few girls and in the tiny amount we do get to chat today he acts so

uninterested i definitely don't want him back because he's completely different but it just infuriates me how he can act so cool and cocky and not be upset about the breakup at all i need some help on how to get over him or act because i or should i get him out of my life completely because i'm so done with his bs love you guys please respond mate first of all we love you too yeah sounds tough i mean we've all kind of been in these scenarios where it's like oh you just want them to be pining after you and like you don't understand why they're moving on and like whatever but you're definitely doing the right thing I think if I was you by playing the like cool card because you know you are not together now I agree but I also think you aren't doing the right thing

unfortunately because I think you can be in contact As much as you want to be friends with him, you can't ever be friends with him. You're at that close. It's unrealistic. Unrealistic. And also, if you were only friends for a year and a boyfriend and girlfriend for a year and a half... That isn't actually that long in the grand scheme of things.

No, it isn't. But more so, like, I don't know whether you... You obviously weren't mates before, so without your relationship, your boyfriend and girlfriend, you don't really have anything there so an organic friendship just isn't going to be authentic or organic and it's just not going to work because obviously if you've still got feelings yeah and also no offense well it's not offensive but what an arsehole he was texting another girl when you were together why are you even talking to him yeah you shouldn't

be giving him the satisfaction all the time of day because he's just thinking oh sweet I've got my ex here all the time speaking to me daily

you guys are talking daily and he's going off and he's swanning about this girl that he was texting last year too

we were together and pulling all the birds in the club bit of a player yeah he sounds like a right rascal. God, I've never used that word before in my life.

No, but he does. And I think he's having his cake and eating. He sounds like a bit of an arse. Yeah, I think you just, you know, you need to cut that shit off. Yeah, it's bullshit. Get him out of your life. It sounds like it's dragging you down. It's not doing you any favours listening to what he's doing.

And you're just there chatting to him, you know. Yeah, following his every move. You need to to how are you meant to move on with that life honey you're young also my motto is in life is if they're not bringing anything good to your life cut them out if then what did i i remember yeah i remember i've actually said this to you yeah you really have somebody has to be an asset to your life not a burden in like every scenario friendship, relationship work you know

and in this scenario honey he doesn't sound like he's bringing any asset to your life at all all he's doing is making you feel annoyed I mean you sound pissed off with him and also you obviously still love him and have feelings for him so which by the way is really understandable but let me tell you it's true what they say takes half the amount of time you're with someone you're with someone to get over them completely and when I mean completely

like see you later couldn't give a flying f about them so you've got a good old 18 months you're about oh six eight months and obviously that does vary for people but like i think for you to fully process it and learn from the relationship and be able to move on properly yeah go out and have some dates you're beautiful what do they think it's hot girl summer right now that's what like the saying is right what it's like hot girl summer what does that mean that's what everyone's saying on instagram about this summer like it's it's time for the girls to be like i don't know hot hot sexy and i don't know what you want about i need to be a hot girl i've never seen this i just know everyone's posting it on their stories yeah hot girl summer like what the hell summer for us girls what how

are you okay someone even has written us in a dilemma about being like should i break up with my boyfriend? Because, you know, it's hot girls. What the, what? It's a hot girl. So she has been living under a rock, everybody. Sorry, I'm not down the rabbit hole of social media. Well, I mean, you should be, honey.

I've actually converted to YouTube. I'm so obsessed. I've converted to her, guys. Yeah. Does she ever watch my YouTube? No. Yes, I do. Really calming.

You speak so softly on there. I know, I do. It's really calming, you know, so people go on it. Really makes me quite angry with you sometimes. I know, I do. It's really calming. You don't have to be people on it. It really makes me quite angry with you. Sometimes I'm like, God damn it, she's so pretty. What?

Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to say about my voice then. I was like, oh, I like my voice calming. No, I love your voice. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's a hot girl. What about boys? It's hot girls.

They just ugly boys summer. Who gives a shit about boys for this summer? They've had, they've had that. God, what a time to be alive for us girls. Exactly. This is what I'm saying. Come on, girl. Should we become single?

Bye, Jamie. I'm off to enjoy my hot girl summer. We were on a break. God, the summer of 2021, hot girl summer. Well, you know, I feel like we deserve it. We've been all trapped away. Yeah, we've really been through it. And being single's hard.

And being in your scenario. Now you're free to go out. Well, not've really been through it. And if being single's hard and being in your scenario, now you're free to go out. Well, not quite fully, 100%, yeah. What's the date? That's 17th of May. Yeah, but she's free to go and have a drink

in the park. Yeah, go out. It's now not illegal to go have sex with somebody in another house. Is it not? Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not.

Oh, it must still be. You know what, guys? We are not professionals. We need to check on this. Yeah. You know, check the UK guidelines. But you can go out and have a drink with not. Oh, it must still be. You know what, guys? We are not professionals. We need to check on this. Yeah. You know, check the UK guidelines. But you can go out and have a drink with somebody. Go out, have a date.

Go out, have rosé. Do you know what I can't wait to have with you, Melissa? Yeah. Is this. Rosé, really, really cold white wine with a plate of chips in the middle. Oh, yes. Like truffle fries. Truffle cooked chips, guys.

And like some snacky plates. Do you know what I mean? Like an olive and some... Calamariffle cooked chips, guys. And like some snacky plates, do you know what I mean? Like an olive and some... Calamari. Oh God, yeah. Although having watched Seaspiracy, I'm not sure I can go down that route. I know.

That's a whole other topic in itself. It really sucks, breakups, especially in this lockdown. Also, he's breaking all the rules, little rascal. My God, someone stop me from saying that word.

No, but he is. That's what we're going to call him. Rascal. He is breaking all the rules little rascal my god someone stop saying that word no but he that's what we're going to call him rascal he is breaking all the rules yeah he really is you're not allowed to kiss girls

I'm sure that a lot of people have been breaking the rules but ultimately what it boils down to now is you need to just

do you forget about him he's not adding any value to your life as Sophie said no you've got to just cut that toxicity out of your life and enjoy yourself you're young you're beautiful yeah live like also have make mistakes go wild do these things if you don't do it now you never will you never will learn about yourself grow as a person and remember

it's hot girl summer should we be imagination i think we should be this wine's been wonderful oh my god guys sophie i don't think i've ever seen her drink wine so quickly oh god don't know what this is oh this is a good thing because so you're you're you're not i'm quite a lightweight fan of wine and you're downing this so i'm not downing it but i'm down an absolute treat it's really easy to drink like that's frightening and also

you normally are a bit tipsy by this level but I'm not so it means my tolerance is building these podcasts are helping me well done I'm preparing me

for the outside world yeah this is good if I had chips I'd be in my heaven oh my god you know what next week

let's order some chips no you guys we can't eat until after the podcast. Yeah, we're going to go for a dinner afterwards. Right then. Yes, next podcast.

The next, not the next. Next podcast? The next. Dilemma. Dilemma, right. Here we go. I've been seeing this guy

for a while and I feel comfortable talking to him about anything, but I really want him to shave his pubes but feel too awkward to do it and haven't said anything since the beginning of the relationship what do I do I worry it's too late or if I do say something you will be worried I haven't mentioned it before

I know I shouldn't care but I just prefer it nude funny but crucial question. I'm... Oh my God. I love you for sending him this. Oh, you're... You, my friend, are golden. Oh my God. That's just the funniest thing. Oh! This is actually going to...

Do you know what this is throwing me back to? What? The Sex and... I know this is obviously flipped. The Sex and the City episode where Samantha, she's with this guy and he basically turns around her and he's like get rid of the bush honey and she's like how effing dare you oh i didn't remember that yeah so i think that like in this scenario we have to always put the shoe on the other foot if a boy was to say to me honey i mean i'm always i'm very well-groomed guys let's just get that out of the

way we both are yeah yeah i i, I actually do it for myself. Self, yeah, same. Like, even when I'm single and not making. I think that's just the society we've grown up in. Yeah. Like, that's just the thing. I was doing that at 14. I was like, oh, 13.

I was like, minute, I got it. I've always just had, like, bikini waxes. Yeah. Like, my mum's always just been doing it. I was like, right, well, that's obviously what happens. Yeah. Off we go. Just the way I've been, we've all been brought up like that.

So for guys, this is not a recent thing. Sorry, that's really controversial. It really offends some girls that we do that. But that's just personal preference. Yeah, it's just personal preference. If you've got bush, good frigging on you.

Yeah. I don't care. You're a rocket, girl. But this is what I'm saying. So, like, you need to be careful because imagine if that is the way that we were and we were proud of like you know being completely natural down there and whatever how would you feel if a boy turned around to you like

you need to get you need to shave honey you need to go and get wax i'd be really upset i know so this this topic needs to be approached sensitively because obviously it's a personal preference it's nothing against you being attracted to him or anything like that it's just kind of the yeah the logistics really yeah how are you gonna go okay what would you do i just want to ask a question off topic and i'm not gonna ask that harry because i know you'll freak out about that but i don't really know what people i don't know whether i've i don't i don't think i've seen it i've never i've never in my life seen a fully bald no nor me but i've never seen it hairy like i don't i don't even think i noticed the pubes so maybe that means they're always you know what same with me all i

know is that like harry like his like chest and like i guess his tummy and like whatever like i guess that's quite normal but i've never seen i don't actually know what goes on behind the bathroom door if i'm honest with you i've never noticed or thought about it too much. They go with the trimmer. I've had the trimmer do it and it's in the bathroom for 30 hours. Yeah, and it's on in the loo. And then it runs out of the bathroom and he's like, damn. What, it's the half of it.

It's just trim. One boost off and one boy hairy. Oh my God. And you just forget. You know what? How hard is it, I think, to clean shave? I can't believe we're talking about this. They don't clean shave their balls, do they?

No, but imagine if this girl would like her jacket. They do it too. Ow! Imagine doing it with a razor. That must be very hard. They're so round and soft. I know. They're not.

They're so hard service. You want to have a real skin. I'd cut myself. Oh my god. Stop. It must be a very tricky business guys and they you know they probably need to go and get what is it called back second grad no no no they don't do that no but this chap they do

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because they're cool. You get stuff there. Stop on the old hairs. Like dogs. It really does. It really does. I can actually imagine that. He has to shave his whole body.

He just likes to be groomer, groomer, groomer nails. Everything's lovely and clean. Lovely. He also has a balcony and he basically shaves onto a towel, everything, and whops the towel over the balcony into the river. Imagine if you were on the below balcony. Right? No.

So he's been doing this for a whole year. A whole year. He also does it with the hoover dust. He empties the hoover and goes off the balcony into the river. Anyway, they go down. They're getting their post. There's a note.

And it goes, could you please stop wafting your hoover rubbish off the balcony and go straight into our apartment. Dot, dot, dot. And your pubes from like flat b and they were like no no no and also the girl the girl was like the girlfriend was like sorry what is this and he was like oh wow she was like, tell me you have not been wafting your pubic hairs into our neighbours.

Imagine that, having their breakfast. Oh my god. You know what is so bad about this? You do it. It's so obvious. Oh yeah. A pubic hair. Like there is no denying a pube when you see it.

Yeah, he's quite hairy. Little black curly hair. What the hell is that a song? From Friends. Phoebe goes like, something about going into the shower and she just uses a little black curly hair. What the hell is that song? From Friends. Phoebe goes like, so Phoebe's going into the shower and she just uses a little black curly hair. That is all I'm imagining right now.

He's like waffling his towel in slow motion. The pubes just flying everywhere. And then Phoebe singing and then just seeing these pubes like, little black curly hair. That should be like the end to this podcast. little bit oh my god no you guys i'm dying that is oh isn't it the funniest thing you've ever heard oh my god oh my god that's really really really embarrassing oh my god that is horrendous tell you what though just on the

talking of like spiky hairs i've been using that dermapen on my face because i get rid of the tash you know not like that or like that shaving like you shouldn't do that melissa jane you'll kiss me he was like what the hell your face is full on spiky like you have full on pubic hair on your face i was like sorry my whole face was so i feel it i actually saw you do a story about this i mean it's fine. I went to a facial to say, don't worry, it won't grow back like black and hairy. Don't do that. Don't do that at home, guys.

You know what? You trim the ends of your hair to strengthen them. So, like, what is that going to do? My facial. I'm going to have a beard. You need to just thread. That's what I do. I just thread. I don't know how you do that yourself.

Like, where did you get the training? You get a little tweezer man. Guys, we're going to start off it, but this is a serious trick there's a little tweezer man um tool that's metal and it's like almost like a little um spiral spiral thing and you just go and it just gets all the hairs out i mean obviously like it kind of like stings a tiny bit like threading does but it's over in two seconds and it's so easy to do and you don't get that like weird shavy rough yeah also when i wax my moustache oh do you wax it i would just i just thread mine well yeah by the way guys i don't have like a black carry moustache is that how you say it on moustache i'm really confused

this is how sophie moustache no i only say it like that because sometimes people comment i say moustache but moustache no god mustache but mustache no my mustache my mustache oh my god right we need to go back no but i just want to like reiterate that i don't have like black hair no no it's just like a little like baby hair but yeah my makeup and like fate i get stuck to it so anyway off topic going back to this what would you do okay i think that you oh my god where is it just just minimize this it should be underneath it oh my god um sorry just delete that bit we said where is it um yeah so going back to what I would do with this dilemma situ I think if it's something that's really important to you and you think that he wouldn't mind maybe just have the conversation and be like ask him what he likes you know start the

conversation off that way like do you like a landing strip i don't know what they do these days oh what i think i that's how i would approach it like how would you like my pubes to be yeah if i was the girl i would ask no you wouldn't the boy if i was her and she really wants to have this conversation i think that would probably be a good way to sort of get into the conversation you could be like you know what do you like okay well this is kind of what i like would you be open to doing that if not like a hundred percent don't worry it's just like the kind of thing that i'm into my gosh i would just say gosh you're a bit hairy down there aren't you no but that's mean you have to think about how like yeah but you're like make someone feel it's like a little hair

fall down there don't try and joke about it yeah maybe approach it in a bit of a i wouldn't be like what do you want my pubic hairs to look like no just be like do you like do you like my pubes oh god no that's just so i'm so too embarrassed to do that i like almost do you like my heebs like this? Oh, God, no. That's just so, I'm so too embarrassed to do that. I, like, almost hate, like. In my scenario right now, I wouldn't. But if I was her and this is something that I really wanted, that would be the most sensitive way of going about it. Instead of just shouting at me, oh, God, you're a bit hairy. Can you please shave for me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It depends what your relationship is as well. They've known we're going out for long, have they? No. Oh, yeah, you can't be mean. You've got to, like, he might get offended you're so right so maybe like have a look on the internet different pubic maybe have a look on like what you can get a brazilian sophie you are killing me maybe is that really stupid i don't know what you do these days like is it called a landing show i

find it really weird. I think all girls just go for that whole thing, peeing off. You know, once you've gone through the pain of having the size, you might as well just go for it. Why do people leave that one lined up? I don't know. I think some men like it. So, I don't know. It's totally preference.

It's like a line. Like, I get, like, maybe the small triangle. And when you just stand the bikini size. But I don't really get the line. Like, I find that... It's, you know, totally a preference thing of what the boy I guess fancies I remember hearing a story about a lady I don't know if I think I actually read this in a magazine years ago somebody this girl this is when laser was becoming like a thing oh yeah this lady had had full lasers into the point where she was pretty bald and like that hair was not growing back maybe like a tuft here and there she met the man of her dreams and I think six months or something into their sex

life he was like I really he had the conversation with her like I love you know a bit of hair down there on a woman like that's just my preference like for me seeing a girl fully bald makes me feel like I'm sleeping with someone too young sort of thing like that was his preference and um she couldn't grow anything back because she'd been lasered so um I think that I think in this thing that she was writing that they had they ended the relationship he ended the relationship because he just couldn't get that turned on or whatever and you know that was that so I think this probably is actually quite a big deal to some people you know if sex then becomes such an important part of your relationship which it so is yeah really a lot people, it's a tricky one.

So I think, you know, you just need to have a conversation. Just approach it in a sensitive way. Yeah. But do you, I really want to, like, question this. Like, does she like a bald penis? Can you please follow up on this? Yeah, because I'm intrigued. I actually don't think I've, like, really looked.

Maybe we need to give some orders. I don't. It's definitely not hairy, but I've never thought. It's never. It's definitely not bald either. It's not something that I've really bothered, like, that I've even thought about too much. Ginger. Ginger.

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No ginger, blonde streaks. I like that. It's funny. I love... Jamie's so weird for me because he No ginger. Blonde streaks. I like that. It's funny. I love. But Jamie's so weird for me because he's so clean-shaven. I love stubble. I think it's so sexy. It's nice, but then you do get, sometimes I'm like,

oof, that hurts. Yeah, it hurts a bit. Can you trim it down? Yeah. Didn't Harry have a moustache at one point? Oh, here we go again. A moustache? No, he's always had a moustache.

No, it's a bit he's got like stubble stubble but it goes across the lip as well yeah of course yeah yeah

you can't just have it under and no upper lip what do you mean so you just but you just said didn't he have a moustache no but a moustache is just that

with no beard no no no he's always had the whole thing he's never he's never done that yeah that's quite weird I wouldn't let him that's not for me

that's not for me either like imagine kissing that it'd be like so tickly on the lips it reminds me of Richard from Friends I relate everything back to Friends guys

it's terrible same it's just so I watch it my entire day long same do you know what I saw once that basically if you're an anxious person

like people who have anxiety attacks all these things therapists honestly say just go home watch Friends put Friends on calms you that's why I love it that's why everyone loves it it makes me happy oh my god yeah it makes me happy but I'm sad people who have anxiety attacks, all these things, therapists honestly say, just go home, watch Friends, put Friends on,

calms you. That's why I love it. That's why everyone loves it. It makes me happy. Oh my God, yeah, it makes me happy, but I'm sad,

I'm lonely, Friends, sweet. If you guys are going through a breakup, Friends. I recommend this to all my friends. I'm like, you just put Friends on all day long. Get a TV in your room

or put it on your laptop when you're going to sleep, fall asleep to it. Are you sleeping? I still put it on. Oh! It's background noise, noise guys it's background noise it's sweet it's music to my ears it's just uplifting oh god and also every little thing

is like slightly relatable and i'm like oh just simplifies life i'm like oh i also really love it because it's a bit like this podcast we're all named we are comparing ourselves to friends guys we are on par with friends that's what's so insane i would say oh my god but like i feel like i'm their mate yeah i've really started like i never used to like joey was like a bit annoying to me and now i like really like him i love all the characters i love all that jamie always goes to ross is jamie's favorite i'm like you're a loser stop this who's your favourite let's say it was at the same time Rachel

mine's Chandler he's just so funny I also think he's hot when he's early early early

early starts I'm like I'm so attracted to Chandler yeah even though Joey's better looking no no Joey's

not my favourite the vibe is just not for me yet Chandler I'm just like Joey's like got chodly fingers he's not so if he has this odd thing about fingers guys like if anyone faces fingers she's like oh

stunning but yeah the finger she's like i can't look at him the same way with the fingers honestly i fancy boys over their hands and feet like it's a real problem whenever i post a photo guys over my feet and she screenshots it and sends it to me like, oh the tipsies are having a party. Oh no, I think you actually commented on my photo saying that. And I was like, I know she's judging my feet right now guys. Because she points them so elegantly like a little ballerina. I don't think I was in that photo though, we were just in like a shoe sticking out. Because they were there.

Hilarious. Yes, it's a tiny, tiny... No, but I really like how... Do you have like any like pet peeve no not even a pet peeve like something that just you need a boy to have picky about yeah that you're just like that you find really attractive like a nurse me and my sister called it a nurse like just like a je ne sais quoi that you're like um yeah that's a bit of me um they need to have basically like i could not date a boy who had chody fingers

and like no fingernails it would really bum me out i guess it like it depends on how much you like the person other things override that okay guys we're gonna move on now from the friends chat yeah and the pube chat i feel like we have definitely given our points of view on what you should do and that's yeah i'm going with mel Melissa I think she's got a better a bit more realistic approach more gender approach to me than just being like shave your god damn hair

savage nah do you want Melissa for sure you've got to be on the side of sensitive so what's our what's our next little bit

complaint of the week ooh from agenda week it's normally a complaint though isn't it let's be honest it's always a complaint isn't it

fair enough going to get it right now we need a complaint of the week. It's normally a complaint though, isn't it? Oh, it's always a complaint, isn't it? Fair enough. Going to get it right now. We need a complaint of the week for the boys, to be fair. Hello, ladies, and hello, all you listeners from Wednesday's We Drink Wine. It's Jamie, Sophie's boyfriend here. My complaint of the week is very simple. Listen, we've been in lockdown for about a year.

We're just coming out of it, but we had to allocate jobs to each other, Sophie and I. And I was always given the job of the bins. Take the bins out, put the bins back in. It is the worst job in the household. I would have picked dishwasher, cleaning, doing the bed, over all of that. But Sophie made me do the bins and there was no negotiator behind it.

So actually, my complaint is, do you know what? I'm going to ask you to do the bins from now on because I think they're the worst job in the household. That's my complaint for making you do the bins. Sorry? No. I'm going to have to disagree with that. Jamie Lang, I'm really sorry.

Yeah, Jamie. By the way, his name's Leng, not Lang. Everyone says it wrong. Stop it. Yeah. He's just such a people pleaser. He didn't want to correct anyone. Lange. No, it's not that. It's Lange. He gets really angry when I say Lange.

Oh, my God. Are you telling him how to say it? Jamie Lange. I can't say it. Why are you saying it in basketball? Otherwise, you say it to, like, over and over. And he's like, oh, why are you saying it like that? And I'm like, I don't know how to say it.

I heard him say his own word. Yes. It's like me going hi everybody my name's Sophie Haber like just because someone wants call me it

everyone spells my name wrong because it's Tatum but it's like people try and write T-A-T-U-M oh yeah yeah it's Tatam it's Tatam

but I don't say my name is Tatam hi guys it's Tatam it's like a you know it's like a word no one's seen before. They just say it how they see it.

Does he have an I in it? Yeah. Name. That's quite cool, actually. Name. I now think his little brother, who is, like, so great. I'm actually obsessed with him. He, I think, calls himself at school George Lang.

Sorry, I just said his name wrong. Quite cool. Because, like, Jamie's, like, fully changed the family name. What is, like, our baby? Jamie Lang. Sorry, I just said his name. Quite cool. Because, like, Jamie's, like, fully changed the family name. What is that, out, right? Jamie Lang. Oh, no, he calls himself George Lang. I'm pretty sure. I might be going crazy.

It almost sounds like, to me, correct me if I'm wrong, it sounds like something that's... No, Lang shouldn't have an I in, and it does have an I, so it should be Lang. Lang would just be L-A-N-G. Is that English? Scottish? It's Scottish. Yeah, he's aM-G. Is that English? Scottish? It's Scottish.

Yeah, he's a right Scottish boy. Is that Scottish? I love all the accents coming out from Sophie tonight. God, I'm terrified. Right, we have to listen to that. Okay, so I completely disagree with him. I think it's lovely to allegate jobs, but at the same time... You know what?

I'm going to play the girl card here, and I'm just going to say, you know, that's a boy's job. I'm just going to, you know, I'm going to use it to our advantage. Buckle up, sweet pea, because it's not going anywhere, the bins. And also, you little, little liar. You always ask me, he takes the bins out and he's like, oh, can you just hold the bin bag for me while I put this in it? So I do it. And then I take them downstairs as well, by the way.

Well, now you're going to have to do it quite a lot. Jamie's working quite a bit at the moment. He's a very busy boy, so six weeks away from here. You're going to be allocated quite a lot of the bin time, honey. Kind of gross. I changed my mind. It's so gross when that bin juice goes on you. It's honestly one of my biggest pet peeves.

Oh, my God. You know what? When I was in... And when it drops on the ground, and you're like, you can't quite see it, but you know it's so gross if that bin juice goes on it's honestly one of my biggest pet peeves oh my god you know what when i was in and when it drops on the ground and you're like you can't quite see it but you know it's in the house and you're like i'm gonna have to now it's that smell that general bin smell yeah what is that it's just awful right now we are finished i'm quite sad i want to keep talking i don't. I've got to go for drinks tonight, guys, which I really don't want to do. I just... It's so weird because obviously I should want to do it.

I've been locked away for about a year, but I just want to stay with Vanessa. Oh, it's because... She won't come with me. She's so annoying. Guys, we've literally always finished a wine and I'm not even drunk, which is... This is so unlike you.

She's been drinking faster than me. Yeah. You've finished the first glass. That's really weird. Am I all right? Half a second. I think it's because I've eaten a lot of food today. There's a drinking faster than me. Yeah. You finished the first glass. That's really weird. Am I alright? Half a second. I think it's because I've eaten a lot of food today. There's a lot of soakage in there. And also the wine is fabulous.

And the wine is extremely light. So, actually, on that note, we now have to rate this wine. So, Melissa, we've already spoken about what notes are in it, but let's just rehash. What do you taste in it? Okay. You're a slurper. Why are you looking at the bottle? Because I justash what do you taste in it okay um you're a slurper why are you looking at the bottle because i just you think you can see i i can telepathically read the bottle it's talking to me guys this bottle is actually stunning like the shape of it's

really really honestly do you want to marry this okay that is delicious it's just a really easy drinkable dry rosé wine. Well, that wasn't very good. Come on, I'll give something better. The notes... You know what? I don't know enough about it. She's not going to choke this time, guys.

She's going to remember that. Gosh, that's quite alcoholic when you do that. Yeah, this is what I was saying last time. When I do that, it's all I can taste. I can't taste alcohol. It's too overwhelming. It's not sweet um it's really dry as you can tell melissa and i don't really like sweet wines that's what i've realized yeah this is our vibe this is so up our street it's really light and drinkable and it's not that alcoholic i don't think so i don't feel like it will be so it's just's 12%. Yeah, but isn't that very normal? Red's a 14.

Yeah, red's always a little bit more, to be fair. Yeah, that's why they make you that... We still need to do a red, but we're too nervous to do it, guys. We'll do a red next week. Alright. I'll do an organic red. Ooh! Treat myself. I'm going to... Okay, I'm going to rate... Seven and a half. I'm going for eight. I absolutely love that one. I could

drink that if I had some more water. I pretty pretty much have i just want to leave room for judgment about things i feel like blow us off our socks yeah i feel like i've been very very very and this is like a stunning i wouldn't this is not going to be a mega expensive wine guys totally like i think it's about 15 quid i would say max i'm so sorry to the brand if i've got that wrong we'll double check we will double check um but it's fabulous the bottle's so gorgeous i just really enjoy it it's elegant it tastes elegant i feel like a queen oh my god i feel like a quick guys guys guys no you are a fucking no no i'm so embarrassed why this was of my mouth I feel I feel honestly delirious today

something's not good that one's clearly suddenly gone to my head wow on that note should we round up um we now

have come to the end of our podcast I can't believe it we're at four we just love you no no no we are more than at four I think this is at five

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