Wednesdays - Ep 41: Bridezilla is Back!

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

It’s our very last Dry Jan episode! Tune in for one final alcohol-free rating before we’re back on the vino, plus wedding planning dilemmas galore. We want to hear from you! Please send in your funny stories: from dating to in-laws, to weddings, we need a HOWL!Today we drank: Torres Natureo De-Alcholised Rose https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/all-low-and-no-alcohol/torres-natureo-de-alcoholised-rose-75cl Sophie rating: 6Melissa rating: 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's just so gross. I'm almost contemplating I think I should go to elocution lessons because I have such a nasy voice. It's disgusting. Elocution lessons is someone who doesn't pronounce their T's and h's. The rain in Spain stays me. I sell seashells on the seashore. No she sells seashells. Yeah I think elocution lessons. Do you remember at school when you had to go me or my or my or whatever like singing lessons no or what was it like that was quite sweet or you'd have to go la la la la la i thought we had to go like that oh yeah yeah oh but like

before my like school plays you know that i have to warm up the voice so i was actually quite good at acting if i say so myself you were gonna be an actress guys well no I just wanted to be I remember my like parents kept asking my my drama teacher and she she was like it's a pretty hard industry and they were like so persistent anyway we did like a um a musical and it was like genuinely contemplated whether I would just someone else would be behind sick doing singing for me and I would do the acting and then I'd basically mime their singing because I'm that crap at singing I don't think you're that bad I've heard you sing that was Melissa I'm terrible as well don't know no you're not that bad hello hey guys that was a right old natural way but last week did we do it in the studio I always take control of the wine it's so aggressive for me there you go why would you not go for it because we're still this should be

me since alcohol so it's alcohol free it's a bit more right let's go into a little bit of background we've been highly recommended this by you lovely listeners it is again dry January I have broken it but we're still just sticking with it for the podcast for the sake of consistency consistency um trying out some different dry jam non-alcoholic alcohols and also for anyone out there doing dry jam and this might be a good thing for you to or anyone that just doesn't fancy drinking yeah because i mean jamie's carrying on not drinking for a while long because he loves it so much right we'll see how long that lasts but some people are really enjoying

it yeah he's loving it and to be fair his form is so much better we do have a lot of dinners booked in february so that'll be the real task although he lasted this weekend and i'm so impressed like we had a friday night dinner and a saturday lunch and just zero alcohol nothing and did everyone else drink everyone drinking everyone kept ordering him drinks and he was like pretending to drink me on and then he kept asking me to like buy him a non-alcoholic mocktail and pretend to appear pressure everyone was like i was like jamie everyone knows it's a mocktail. Like, just own it. God's sake. Anyway, this is called Naturio.

I think it's Spanish. And it is syrup alcohol. Yeah, it looks lovely. Syrup and Cabernet Sauvignon. Lovely stuff. And it's essentially basically just de-alcoholized wine made from syrah and cabernet sauvignon grapes controversial question is this rose or is this white it's rose rose it should be surely as pink as you can eye definitely a very pinky also guys i can't even describe to you how sparkly this ring

is every time i see so few with it it blinds me okay fully blinds me and i i forget how nice it is pictures and like stuff doesn't do it justice the sparkle really interesting do you pinch yourself every time you look at it or are you getting you're getting used to it now although I did go out on Friday night and a lot of people I was just saying to Melissa everyone was like can I try the ring on and I was like yeah and then halfway through now I was like oh probably shouldn't do that again shouldn't do that no my friend Bella like literally just had it on for about an hour. I was like, Bella, time to give it back. Just to say that it's bad luck.

So it's bad luck. I can't take it off. Yeah. I do sometimes think that about rings. Jamie was like, would you get a secondhand ring? And I was like, but aren't all diamonds secondhand? Like, has this come straight out of the ground? No, probably not.

Yeah, it probably has. Oh, I don't know. Maybe not. Because there is something in it where Jamie was like, oh, I think it's a bit of a dodge getting a secondhand ring. Because what if they had a terrible divorce and then, I think it's a bit of a dodge getting a second hour ring because what if they had a terrible divorce and then like, you know, it's got a bad omen. Right.

What do we think about that? I guess like a vintage ring, right? A lot of people do the whole vintage ring thing. Is that what you mean? Yeah, well, I've actually been passed down his grandmother's ring and he's like, I'm a bit scared for you. Is that that pinky one? Yes.

Oh my God, it's such a beautiful colour. That's a very you ring. Melissa wants a pink diamond. That one's like fuchsia fuchsia pink though it's too pinky for me i think it's actually a ruby it's not a diamond yeah i was gonna say it's not it's too like solid to be let's try this i got so jealous i went into a jewelry shop and tried on the most expensive ring that they had just to make myself a winner again i like it if you had ice in that that'd be really nice yeah to be fair it's not that. Again, I like it. If you had ice in that, that'd be really nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, to be fair, it's not that bad. It's very, like, it's quite sweet. I know these non-alcoholic wines don't actually, you know, they are significantly, you know, they're not wine, you can tell they're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I really, like, I prefer them to another drink. Like, I prefer that to a dark drink. So really?

Like, I'm really, I enjoy whatever flavour that is. But I think it's very much like, if you guys have tried kefir water or like kombucha it's that fermented i guess it's fermented grapes like it's that sort of flavor yeah a bit of apple cider vinegar like it's that and i really like it you would have really liked the one that i tried last week well oh really no no no it was no. It was like actually a lovely, lovely, healthy fruit juice. Yeah, this is what this sort of tastes like to me. Fermented, like a kombucha vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kombucha vibe. Also, everybody, I mean, look. Everybody. Everybody just wants to know what treatments I'm doing. No, but that big old... To be fair, Sophie honestly does so many treatments. Oh, stop it, coming from you. I'm coming in close second, but I'm not actually as close as you.

Sorry, I only do the same as you. No, I don't do that cryo. You're really good with that cryo stuff. Yeah, but that's called therapy. That's almost like for mental state more so than like beauty. Oh, really? I know I'm a vain bitch but like i don't know how much beauty it makes you like yeah okay it might make you slightly

less puffy but i mean it's more for like it's also health right it's health yeah yeah yeah it's um it's um bio hacking that's what you call it interesting yeah so sophie's blue suit and we've all seen it all over but actually do you know what back in the day i think people use it after they had operations, so it helped get your blood circulation and, like, help with swelling. Get the toxins out. Get the toxins, lymphatic drainage. So it's got loads of pros, but it's called a body balancer, and, yeah.

Does it feel nice? I'll tell you exactly, exactly what it feels like. You know when you get your blood pressure taken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Squishes you in. Yeah, I love that. It does that, and it goes... Oh, my God, how. Squishes you in. Yeah, I love that. It does that and it goes... In and out the whole time.

Oh, my God, how relaxing. It's stunning. But I've got to give it back on Sunday and I honestly say sad. So you've got to come round for a sash before. So if you said to me the other day, by the time we're 30, we're going to have enough equipment to open as well. I was like, that is just the best thing ever.

We really will. We've got this little facing, which are you thankful that I told you to buy that? It's so great. Well, I had the little ones before. Well, we both did. But it's the blue light and the yellow light as well. Yeah.

So the yellow light is the near infrared. Which does what? I don't know. But it penetrates even deeper than the two other lights. Well, surely we should just use that one on instead. I use all three. I just shove all three on. Anyway.

Stunning, stunning light. In case you haven't noticed, we're really not vain um but yeah it's all about prevention prevention any beauty treatment we love a good beauty treatment also we got really another weird bit of question that i gotta let you know i've been asked past someone wrote in and said i've been asking past and present girls girl members of maiden chelsea if they're ticklish and where i've been asking past and present girls girl members of maiden chelsea if they're ticklish and where i've had a few so far could you please add to the list you would make my year are you ticklish and where um i'm quite ticklish on my feet so when i get a pedicure i'm kind of like oh my god when they do the scratchy thing yeah on the ball of the feet

not on the heel the fact like i literally have to like strain yes it was like i'm literally like stop stop i know so and i'm a little bit i guess like if someone was to like tickle my sides like quite like that that would like i guess but i don't have like a weird ticklish i do i've got an actual spot on my hip on my left hip like anywhere from my waist on my left waist to like my the bottom of my hip anyone goes anywhere near that it's like i can't like it's so bad i wonder why ticklish is even a thing yeah i don't know either why do you get ticked like if someone tickles my armpit saying not at all i'm like what are you doing get out my armpit almost hurts i'm like oh yeah but it's the sides of the waist i feel like for

anybody if you go hot like almost if you go quite like aggressive it's the sides of the waist. I feel like for anybody, if you go hot, like almost if you go quite aggressive, it's like, and then you just start getting in like a laugh, like a rumble of laughter. It's always quite scary. It's like, I know it is. It's like, stop, stop. And then I get scared. I'm like running away. It reminds me of when I'm younger.

That tickles. Yeah, I agree. Okay. Okay, on to some more serious stuff. We've got some results in from the poll. So this is like my single diaries last week. We were discussing like how, like when the right time is like leave stuff

at someone else's house that you're dating or that you're with. So my dilemma was that now I guess like he's my boyfriend. I still don't really feel comfortable leaving stuff there. But Sophie, you were like, I would leave stuff there, right? I can't leave. You don't? I know, it's because I still get all nervous don't. I know. I find it weird.

It's because I still get all nervous and weird. So I just get, like, freaked out. But we asked you guys, and then 59% of you said, as soon as your boyfriend or girlfriend, it's fine to leave it there. Yeah. Okay, well, there you go. Because then 41% said, wait. Wait to what?

Like, you can't even... I don't know. I still feel like it's... I don't know. Well, it's nice that you feel like it's fresh and new. Yeah. But, like like you can definitely leave a toothbrush

toothbrush fine do you know what I actually think leaving like your fake tan is less embarrassing than a toothbrush toothbrush is like you bought an extra toothbrush

whereas fake tan's like oh shit sorry left it by mistake I'm gonna have to start doing it now because my skincare routine is getting all messed up I'm gonna just leave

a bag of stuff there no just do it I love it yeah we're over the fin. I know that 59% of you... So he comes to your house to have his facial time in your life. Like, he doesn't give a shit. Oh, yeah, this is another...

This is a single diaries moment, that is. OK, can't wait. Going. OK, Melissa, you are just not even going to believe what I was reading all the way to recording today. I have to share it with all of you guys. Brace yourself. A woman with two vaginas says she uses one for work and one for personal sex.

Wow. Bringing a whole new meaning to not mixing work with pleasure. This OnlyFans star has shared what it is like to have two vaginas when she uses one professionally and the other one for personal sex adult content creator evelyn miller didn't find out until the age of 20 that she'd been born with two vaginas and two what yeah wait wait how could she only find out the age of 20 i'm fascinated i don't understand was it a whole vagina before and then now it's split in half no like is it two hanging side to side or is it just like two one or maybe one in front of the other or like one inside the other anyway oh my god she explained i worked as an independent escort for about seven traveling seven years traveling around

the world i was able to use one vagina for work and one vagina for my personal life which made the work a lot easier emotionally and physically for me. Evelyn puts her success down to having two vaginas but says there are plenty of downfalls that she has to think about due to having them. They include putting two tampons, oh my god, putting two tampons in when she's on her period, having both vaginas tested for STDs when she visits the gynaecologist and even where her partner can ejaculate while they're having sex. Theoretically, I could carry two babies at once if I wanted. What?

But it would be hard for my body, so we've had to be careful in that sense. Sex in each vagina feels very, very different. What? I prefer one side, but it depends on the position and shape of the guy as to which one I choose to have sex in having two vaginas has made my sex life a lot of fun we can have sex on one side and use a toy

in another and there are all sorts of positions and things I can try I need to see a photo I need to see a picture, so do I is there a photo? I'm going to google it I need to understand how this vagina I need one of the vagina. I'm Googling it.

Yeah, Google. Two vaginas. A woman born with two vaginas. I'm going to Google it too. Evelyn Miller vagina. God, she's so pretty. Oh my God, but I've got like a sketch of it. They're like...

Show me. Right, okay, right. It's one hole, but then there's one either side but surely that means the no this this gal's got two holes because she's saying it depends on which hole and she can put a dildo in one hole and a penis in the other oh my god fascinating stuff i'm just imagining if i had to like what i would do with that weaponry what the hell the two tampons oh my god that would be hell on earth well so like you know

that's quite a unique thing it's also quite a big thing for her to talk about I wonder really wonder what it looks like do they both look identical do we think or she's got you know one vagina that looks like one and then the other one looks like

what's fascinating is one enjoys like a different feet oh yeah they feel different funky old um that was really interesting that was interesting i feel like we need to learn like a bit more about all this kind of stuff because there is people that's born with like a penis and a vagina too so i guess it does make sense to have two vagina like it is possible yeah yeah but two vaginas i didn't think I've heard I've never heard of it no and what's fascinating is the way she used it and like the way she sort of finds it great you know it's fun like it's almost like that vagina is to one person this woman she works you know and goes and does whatever she does with work and the other one where she has a

personal relationship if but you know I don't understand how whatever she does with work and the other one where she has a personal relationship. But you know what? I don't understand how she only figured it out when she was 20. Maybe she was a bit of an innocent, you know, whatever. Well, yeah, I don't know. That's weird. Surely the doctor would have found out when she's like, they were checking her over as a baby. Fascinating.

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So this is going to be exciting. Right, here's the first dilemma. We have a boy dilemma about first dates. I recently went on a date with a girl. Oh my gosh, this is a boy writing in. I recently went on a date with a girl who I met through Bumble. We'd been talking on text the whole time of Christmas, literally 24-7. Our text conversations were flowing.

And I was really looking forward to meeting in person. Fast forward to the date conversation, we're still flowing great, but I didn't really feel a spark or our text conversation seems a lot more stilted since then. Do you think that I should push for a second date and I'm overthinking things too much if I don't? Or do you think I should sack it off if our person date wasn't

incredible okay so this is a boy this is an interesting one I love a boy writing in a dilemma okay so they went on a date they met through Bumble so texting seems great but then their first date in real life was crap basically but he can't get over the fact that the texting was so fabulous I'm sorry I think you gotta sack it off yeah same like everyone can be good on text like anyone can be good on text if the spark's not there it's not there if the spark's not there and also like yeah anyone could be good you know it's like hiding behind a screen like she might be really comfortable oh but then it's like maybe she's just really confident maybe she was just really nervous but then you still can have a spark with somebody even if they're shy

yeah exactly i was i'm i'm actually really shy when i say i'm quite quiet yeah so we both we both go mute yeah we're both me so it's never really been a huge problem if the boy likes me yeah i think if you fancy someone you fancy someone the spark can be there and it's almost endearing if they're quite coy right i agree so i kind of think if the vibe's not there i think you've got to sack it off i agree maybe but wait so do you think you know what maybe give it a second date you're not losing anything you're going for a second date yeah but have they been texting loads since the first day that the texting since the first date's been quite shy too i think she's not into i'm really sorry i think she went on the first date she wasn't into i'm

really sorry i know it's savage but you could be right there like maybe wait till she suggests something else right wait till she's she might have liked and then go on it yeah and then i'm sorry about that that's a bit of a shitter it happens it happens onto the net shit happens oh yeah shit happens happens motherfuckers okay our second dilemma is wedding planning how do you pick your maid of honor especially if you promise it to multiple people oh my god that's too funny oh my god i can kind of relate to this in some sense because i actually have never really wanted bridesmaids yeah you said this to me before before you got engaged you were like i wouldn really wanted bridesmaids. Yeah, you said this to me before. Before you got engaged, you were like, I wouldn't have bridesmaids.

I would never have bridesmaids. My sister's obviously going to be my maid of honour. I haven't officially asked her, but Georgia, will you be my maid of honour? Easy to choose when you've got a sister. Yeah, and I was just going to have flower girls, but then when I called everyone, I asked everyone to be my bridesmaid and now I'm really excited about having bridesmaid but luckily I'm excited but if I wasn't I'd be in in probably the same situation that you're in yeah it's choosing the maid of honor thing where the politics is at if you've got a sister it's always oh if you've got two sisters that's

she's promised it to everyone yeah that's really fine you're gonna have to just choose nobody i'd give it six months so you don't have to ask them until like six months before your wedding i don't think so not even that i think you can ask a month before no there's a lot of they've got to plan the hair and everything oh shiz you're right they've got to plan stuff they've got to really help it's a really big role melissa it is it's a really big really big role it's a huge huge responsibility it really is so I didn't give it oh I don't know when your wedding is but but how do you pick okay so would you go from the point of view is like okay say you've got 10 best friends you're all equally as close to them would you be like right this person knows my taste the best this person's

reliable like how how would you go about it difficult um who would throw the best party yeah a lot of people go with like who's the most organized i probably god i you know like i probably would that would come into play like who's you know some of my best friends who would be my maid of honor like some of them i'm not sure I'd give them the responsibility of throwing my hand in, you know, even though, so I probably would stare towards somebody who would be able to take on that responsibility.

But maybe that's wrong and you shouldn't be doing that. I think just go with your gut. If you've got like that one, that one best friend who's like a sister or you have a sister or a cousin, it's always easier to go with someone that's related to you but if you told everyone ultimately unless you want to have 10 made of honours you're gonna have to tell them all you know what you can have two Jamie's

best friend has two made of a man and I mean there's no rules these days really you can do what you want can't you yeah I think you could have two if you're really stuck like if I didn't have my sister I probably wouldn't be able to choose one yeah sorry so I think you could have two if you're really stuck. Yeah. Like, if I didn't have my sister, I probably wouldn't be able to choose the two of them. Choose one, yeah. Sorry, so I think try and narrow it down to two if that's something you'd want to do. Otherwise, go with your gut and really have a word with yourself.

And then just everyone, you know, if you've asked everyone to be it, they'll have to get over it. Sorry. And if there's, like, three of you that are best friends, this is what Rachel... Who did that? Monica did this in Friends.

So obviously they're all best friends and then they came up with a little thing where they would rotate. So they would each get to do it once, which is such a sweet idea. Yeah, I like that. Okay, the second one. Husband's sister was my maid of honour and did absolutely nothing. Should I be annoyed? Yes. Yeah, that's so fucking annoying.

That's slacking as well because she probably knows she didn't have to do anything because you're marrying her brother also you probably didn't even necessarily you probably felt like a duty to ask her oh god that's terrible yeah i think if you're made of wanting like pull your finger out your ass you've got to step up like my sister said that she went to her best friend's wedding um in france it was incredible and all these things and she was like like you really have to put them first like you can't worry about your hair looks like you can't worry about what your makeup like it is their day and like if you're sweating moving boxes like you do it you do it for them whereas like i'm so selfish i'd be like oh no i need to

stay and like get my hair done but actually you you can't, like it really is about them. Yeah. Buckle up, sister. What would be the top three things you wouldn't scrimp on for the wedding? E.g. ban food, flowers, alcohol. What's scrimp mean? As in like save? Save on, okay, fine. Mine would be alcohol, music events bands etc and um alcohol music and oh this is hard

you don't want the food to be shit i'm not bothered to be shit yeah but the food doesn't have to be shit but i would just drunk enough with good alcohol they won't be able to i think alcohol's number one yeah yeah i think events is number two. And I think venue. Band. No, she's right. Okay, so there's other things included in this. She's just saying et cetera. Sorry.

Mine's venue, events, and band that I just think. Yeah, good music, good alcohol, and a lovely setting. That's all you need, really. Yeah, and by venue, I mean, like, the acoustics in the venue and stuff. You need that to be key. And also, you don't want to have, like, a huge room where, like, a like a tiny dance floor like you don't want it to be empty to flow and like you don't want the bar in the back room so nobody's going like everyone's leaving the dance floor to go to the bar like that those things are key yeah and i feel like if if the room's full enough already

and the venue's beautiful enough people don't really notice things like flowers no they don't and if the lighting's good they don't i mean i really want flowers but that's just because i love flowers i do well i think at the beginning of the of the day you would notice the flowers but as everyone gets more drunk and it gets dark you're not going to see but it's definitely those three first i so agree um because not that i'm getting married crazy on like the amount you spend on flowers i definitely don't think flowers are ridiculously expensive honestly it's just are you going through these prices like how on earth is this even possible events crazy maybe we should go into me and sophie actually made a joke that we go into

wedding planning after this gets married yeah honestly a little bit so fun and like i'm really melissa weddings lovely we'd be really good at that we'd be really good because i think we've got the eye if i say so myself although like it's more like tables escaping yeah all those things that it's so much fun but like you don't know how much goes into it and like you do have to like i'm really impressed with the wedding planners i've spoken to you like their eye is amazing just the attention to detail and stuff i'm like i've never ever thought of that like yeah personalization thing little things like that oh my god i'm so excited um you just get married now god no no it's the process the process is the best part

oh god you you know when people say like not sure you know you know if you say like the best part of a night out sometimes with your girlfriends getting ready and like deciding what you're gonna wear and like all that so like i think when it gets closer to the exciting parts that you're going to really really enjoy once we've locked down like the venue and stuff we'll get so excited at the moment it's still like a bit up in the air a bit of a stress okay we've got one more should we do it hey hoping to pick your brains on this wedding question as you bring the perspective of a bride and a guest do you think it's okay to ask people not to take photos during the service or post photos specifically of you slash the green before you post your own i appreciate this is such a trivial concern and i'm in fact not beyonce

but i don't enjoy the thought of people being on their phones taking pics constantly and also slightly vain don't tag me but i don't want the first pic posted of the dress to be me in the background of someone's selfie right my face or like do you think I can ask people to keep it private for now or should I just get over myself no I've been to loads weddings when there's no social media and I didn't take your phones away sometimes no just like everyone respected it and then even I've been to some after that I just assumed I actually found it a bit weird to be posted I would too I didn't want to take a photo of her like coming out of the church and everyone's throwing the confetti because it's like you should be in the moment so I agree you could say to people like I'm fine with you taking pictures but don't post

anything yet until whatever date I think that's totally fine in fact I probably might say something like that on my own yeah um I think that's so fair enough and especially if there's like you know when people are drunk and they post all sorts and then the next day you're like oh god I really didn't want that yeah and it's a personal thing you don't want everyone sort of seeing every aspect of your wedding so no I think that's I think it's totally acceptable to ask me it's your wedding but if it was me I would want to have my own memories and my own photos of the wedding if i was really close to the bride and i would like want to just snap pics but like like there's some things that you can capture that

a professional wouldn't or something like that i don't know so like taking your own i think saying to people like you can take photos but please don't post anything on the day wait until the next yeah i think that's quite a nice happy medium i'm so on your phones as little as possible it's probably another nice thing you could say to people. Yeah, exactly. Be in the moment. It's only one day and it only happens once. Totally.

You don't want to make it sound like school, like no phones allowed. Oh, yeah, exactly. No, if someone tries to take my phone off me, I'd be a bit like, sorry. Are we in Gossip Girl? No phones allowed. Yeah, and like, are we at Brad and Angelina's wedding?

Like, what is going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. No, I agree right so if you're gonna be a bride or a bridezilla this week I have been a bridezilla this week I'm not gonna lie only because I'm getting so stressed because I just think that I should be the one to say everything and Jamie gets on these like zoom calls with all the wedding doesn't shut his mouth and then I'm in a mood. I'm like, I like, they're literally like,

so tell me to meet. They're like, so tell me, what is your vision? And I go, and he goes, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like,

no, no, no. And then I'm in a foul mood. And he hangs up, and he's like, what's wrong? And I'm like,

ugh, you just can't shut your mouth. You're going to have to schedule your own meetings with them separate from him. Well, weirdly, he actually came late to one of them, and I was like, that was the best meeting I ever had, and I'm like, ugh, you just can't shut your mind. You're going to have to schedule your own meetings with them separate from him. Oh, weirdly, he actually came late to one of them and I was like, that was the best meeting I ever had and I was like, they're the ones I need to go for.

Fine. But no, we've had many at all. I mean, my mum even said to him, my mum's like, look, not going to lie, but it's her day. It's nothing to do with you, Jamie. Scrape out. Let her get on with it. Stop getting involved.

No, I'm joking'm joking no but we've made an agreement he's doing the events and i'm doing the rest of it so that like i'm not gonna what does that mean he's doing like all the like the bands and the strings and all that sort of providing the entertainment sort of yeah that's fine and are you choosing like the venue and the table scaping and the flowers like the venue obviously has it all has to be a joint decision but like don't overrule me you know what you can do you should like put all your ideas together and then he can pick from your ideas which one he likes the most and then you come to an agreement on that yeah but then it's like when you show them a photo and you're like so which one do you like and you still go for the one the one that you

don't like yeah yeah and they're like why did you do that and she's like, yeah. Yeah, and they're like, well, why did you do what they're asking? It's exactly like in Monaco, and she's like, roses or lilies? And he's like, roses. And she's like, oh, yeah. You mean lilies. Yeah. Pick the right one. God's sake. Okay, Melissa, now on to your not-so-single diaries.

We need more juice this week. Come on. Give us the gas. Oh, I forgot we were talking about this this week. The album's been dropped. That happened maybe two weeks ago now yeah I know she's been keeping on the dm yeah I want to just can we like learn how it happened or not um quite drunk back from dinner not quite drunk but like we'd spent dinner with my family oh that's even better because you obviously met the family was like I just love her yeah so we come back from dinner after having my whole family

around and my brother and he met my parents. And yeah, it was a very, very sweet moment. And you said it back. I did. Because normally Melissa does like the thing where she goes mute. Like Toby will say something to her and she's just like... Honestly, me and Toby are just becoming best friends. He just flied from my story saying he's the 50 in the blue coat. Shameless.

I'm not wearing a blue coat. That would be you. Ooh, can I get a hug? You need to spend more time together. I know. But you keep saying i can't do it until you're drinking like i'm boring sober when i'm not no to be fair i'm completely packed out now until february so you every we don't even see each other really i know we're both so busy

i know what's going on i don't know i think it's because it's like fresh back into new year everyone's like how many new years yeah yeah and also everyone like kind of like just packed such february because january's such a dud yeah and then everyone's like we have got a date yeah that like italian place in soho socolo popolare you booked it nope nope she was kk picking it now that was a week ago i'm gonna pick it i'm actually putting in my notes as we speak but as we speak dinner with toby and melissa i honestly thought you were fake typing then i was like don't be so silly that's ridiculous why would i do that you've got to rate this wine i'm gonna have to have one more sip it looks like it's got bubbles

in it which really sometimes real wine does that too do you ever find that sometimes real ones a bit like fizzy and you really like that take that home with you after this no it's literally just because it tastes so healthy it tastes like kombucha what no it doesn't taste like the other day i had to film something with jamie and like we did a mr and mrs this is the best this is cafe oh i've had i've had that at yours before is it wait is it the coconut water kombucha also guys if anyone could see this sophie's just had a can of like some sort of weird ginger drink and now she's diving into the coconut cafe water and she's got her non-alcoholic wine that looks absolutely divine can i smell it yeah it's so

good it honestly is anything coconut reminds me of croatia croatia yeah because we used to get real coconuts all the time do you not remember when we'd have straws out and we'd just like drink the coconut water out of the coconuts? Sorry, sorry. In Croatia where? I don't have one recollection of that. What? Every time we got on that boat to go over to that island,

that like Lagunini place, we would all get coconuts. And I remember being like, Sophie, why is my coconut pink? And you explained to me like, that's what real raw coconut looks like yes oh my the flesh of the coconut no no no no that is flooding back the memory it's flooding back I remember sat on that that that boat and I was dating somebody at the time and I remember seeing you you like snogging Harry no I was not Jamie was like snogging his girlfriend at the time and I remember thinking oh no why aren't I snogging Harry. No, I was not. Jamie was like snogging his girlfriend at the time and I remember thinking oh no,

why aren't I snogging my boyfriend just because it wasn't right. Let's see. He's a lovely, lovely boy. Swiftly moving on. Swiftly moving on. We've got to rate the drink.

Okay, right. You go on first. No, actually, I'm going to go first. You always go first. Okay, go on. I'm going to rate it a seven because I don't,

I'm not like as in love with it as I am the non-alcoholic sparkling wines. I wouldn't actually choose to drink that anytime. But if it is, as in like I would, I would just go for a regular Coke. Would you? Yeah, 100% if I was,

or an elder sparkling, I would have that or something. If that was fizzy though, it would be delicious. Fizzy and cold. Yeah, fizzy and cold, that would be, that would be a lot

nicer um i'm gonna give it a seven two but i think we've rated every single non-alcoholic drink a seven so that's a bit okay well you know what it doesn't have booze in it so it's not going to be an eight or a nine yeah maybe we'll give it a six but it's nice i like it i like the flavor it doesn't taste that right but it's delicious much nicer than the one i tried last week that's much closer to the taste of one you just said the juice one was nice yeah but it doesn't taste like wine, but it's delicious. Much nicer than the one I tried last week. That's much closer to the taste of wine. You just said the juice one was nice. Yeah, but it doesn't taste like wine at all. I gave it a four last week because it didn't taste like... That actually does taste like wine.

I'll give it... Yeah, maybe it does taste more like a white wine. Do you know what I mean? It does. We also wanted to do a little shout out to you guys. Well, we wanted to ask you some questions or see if you had any funny stories for us. Like the story about when I first met Toby's family, how the brother walked in on me naked in the bathroom.

Any like rogue stories like that? Anyone that's going to make us really lol. We want a belly laugh. Yeah, I need a good laugh. We need a good lol. And also you want to feel like a bit like lighthearted about like planning the wedding and stuff like that. Like some funny stories about planning weddings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give them to us. Yeah, or like meeting the parents stories about planning weddings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give them to us. Yeah, or like meeting the parents for the first time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet there's some real good ones there. Yeah, I bet that's where the juice is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So give us the juice, guys. We need some good stories.

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