Wednesdays - Ep 45: Situationship for 10 years!

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

This week we are chatting situationships and we hear about your experiences of relationships without labels!No wine this week because Melissa was poorly, but our recommendation for a lovely light red is Porta 6 Vinho Regional Lisboa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I just can't get enough. I've never seen this. They go like, Well, I'm not sure what language that was. They don't have, they've got their own languages. Shut up. They go, Yeah.

Watch it. It's so good. Oh my God, I'm fascinated. And Pat looks like this. She's like, loves it. She still speaks like that now. Yeah, I know, but it's actually,

if you watch her documentary, it's basically a cover. She got abused basically at this school. Wait, so now she speaks like that because she can't speak? It's so interesting, guys. I highly recommend watching This Is Paris. Don't judge me, don't come at me. Yes, I like reality TV.

Oh, yeah, we all love a bit of reality TV. Not as much as Sophie and Bea. Okay, I'm going to watch it. It's a simple life. Wait, should I watch the documentary first? No, no. I actually need to watch something new, so I'm quite... tv not as much as sophia b okay i'm gonna watch it so it's a simple life and then wait should i watch the documentary first no no i actually need to watch something new so i'm quite no watch the simple life there's loads of them and it's just easy like you can amazon prime background tv you know yeah yeah easy watch no stress do you know what nicole richie's actually the jokes one i

know but paris is so beautiful she's captivating she is honestly stunning like really she's like an angel she looks the same as well she hasn't really aged a day it's bizarre no she hasn't but she was like ethereal like this white blonde hair this tan face like just yeah yeah very unusual had a very just a very when she's gone on about her like i love her sorry big god absolutely number one fan. Loves it. Guys, I'm sat on the sofa. I've got my shoes off and I'm honestly cosied up.

We're not having any wine today. We're not having wine because Prash, aka Melissa Tatum, is not feeling her best today. She's a very, very tired girl. She's been training hard, bitches. Oh my God, she's so aggressive with the bitch. Sorry, bitch. I don't know what's going on.

But hey, team. How are you? We missed you guys. It feels like a while. It feels like a really long while because we doubled up that one week. Yeah, we did. And we haven't spoken to you guys in like a week and a half, two weeks. Shocking stuff.

Shocking. Shocking. So this week we're drinking water. I'm so sorry if that is boring to you guys. It's absolutely parched. However, I am actually doing a champagne tasting thing for my wedding scene so i'm gonna like give you feedback perry juay is that how you say it perry i think it is sorry everyone god they're such pretty pretty bottles i know the

flowers and the glasses are like that too so weddingy i love yeah it's a vibe um so firstly we've got some topical stuff because... This is just something that we have to touch on briefly. We just can't not talk about Kim and Kanye. Like, mostly Kanye. This situation is fascinating. Yee. Is it Yee?

Is that his new name? Yeah, I'm just... Yee. I almost feel sad, but then I'm like, I don't... People that are actually super clever can sometimes be like on the edge of like almost yeah like sort of not losing their mind but like they're so intelligent that like they go look crazy sometimes or whatever like that so i think that's probably what's going on with kanye and he doesn't like taking his medicine because it stops his creativity yeah this one

bella told me so my friend told me that before every album he goes off his meds because he really wants to be in the minute and he wants to promote it and he wants to whatever right which is why i think an album's coming out now isn't it coming out soon and he has been going i mean he's going off on instagram he's going for gunning for kim and then the next day now he's like like literally like you are did you see he posted their private conversations kim was like why can you stop going for pete like he's gonna get her and then kim sent another one being like why can't every conversation be kept private and he replies being like because i'm your number one fan kim this is tess and he posted no way he's like company minister doesn't follow him like honestly

i don't know if it stressed me out oh my god i love it i literally watched his live the other day i'm like anything to do with him giving him a go um and he was like you're my number one fan i'll do anything for my family and he like talks about her like it's just that it's just really really really interesting and then the next day right so you post all this stuff like kim's the worst mom in the world and then apparently he's like sent this like whole van full of like roses to try and get her back he did this live and his kids yeah what was in the knife so i think it was like a church ceremony but it was obviously like fucking cool like it was like right so it was a sunday service but the kids and i didn't know whether this was part of the service the kids were like running the ruckus like Like they were going up to the opera, like the performers and like punching them in the back.

And I was like, like tapping them. And then I was like, this must be part of like his, you know, creativity, like, you know,

kids, they were like, and then at one point he was like, don't touch the performance. I was like, wait, are they actually just running? Why are they going crazy?

Oh my God. I was like, that's really not a vibe but i don't know i don't know i don't maybe i want that you know what this is all going to come out in the new show the new kardashians i cannot wait that will be that's april 12th if i've and it will get the full if that is april 12th i have the biggest strongest photographic memory because i just saw that on an advert once i actually think it might be it. It's 12 April.

Oh, my God, OK. Pretty sure. Put it in your diaries, kids. Put it in your diaries. New Kardashian. OK, this week's, like, I guess, theme is something called situationships, which I had never heard of.

Had you? Yeah. No, I've never heard of the term situationships, but I like it because i've had a lot of my friends who are in a situation ship you know like that it's like are you gonna really we've got a bit of a situation going on like a lot i don't know why that's just really made me laugh okay right should i read what they the like um define like what what it means okay a situationship is basically an undefined romantic relationship unlike a friends

of benefit situation there can be feelings involved in a situationship but the term of a relationship and the end goal of the relationship are not defined right so you're just living in the moment being together but you're not in a relationship and there's no future set or whatever is that what that means so like this is like right we're just doing what we do now but like next week we could not be together well we asked you guys that we did a poll thoughts on this this situation ship and 13 of you said yes no labels is fun and 87 said no it's a disaster pending so i do agree with that i kind of agree i did vote i did vote for disaster pending unless you're literally like airy fairy so lay back you know what i do think it probably does work for some people and it's fine but But I think majority of the time someone's going to get hurt,

something's going to go wrong. Jamie and I kind of had a situation ship at the beginning, I guess. Oh, yeah, let's talk about that. Go on, dive deep. Well, actually, someone's written in a situation ship, which I can kind of help them with this. So we asked the question, have you ever been in a situation ship? So here is what some of the listeners have to say. I was in a situation ship for two years what some of the listeners have to say. I was in a situation ship for two years

because he had never had a girlfriend before. He didn't know how to date. It was very frustrating considering he was 21 and was still acting like girls had the plague. If I could go back, I wish I never wasted any time with him. Biggest lesson I took from it was only giving people your time who treat you right from the start. As much as you think you do when you're in it, you never want to end up with someone that caused you so much grief getting there and a

fake as fate goes we both ended up and really have a relationship straight after but i didn't need to be the one to be training wheels i love you guys on the show i agree i think if boy you know i've heard of boys just be that's kind of like a relationship phobe right yeah but to me that just means they're not that into you it i agree and obviously there's no such thing as commitment the commitment issues it just means they don't like you enough to make to make anything official or you know commit you know when you're like oh they couldn't see me because like you always make excuses for me because you can't bear to admit it to yourself that they don't like you and also also, like, it's human nature. You're always protecting yourself,

like, your feelings. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I guess, like, you've got to give someone the benefit of the doubt. People can be very convincing. But reality is, boys more than girls, if they like you,

they go gung-ho. Unless they're, like... Yeah, so true. Unless they're literally, like, some... Some people can be very, very shy. Unless they're fucking you and four other girls, then they're probably, like, seeing you be very very shy for other girls then they're probably like seeing you one week and then the other yeah oh i actually heard a story recently about i guess a situation shit so um these people who was the hell was telling me this

these people living in this flat anyway there's like four of them living in this flat one of the girls has like really serious boyfriend yeah and once after a night out her and her flatmate who's a guy had sex really really really drunk they've been living together for like years like friends for like years had sex drunk and like so once you open that wound there's like that wound once you open that like i don't know door once you open that door there's no going back they were sleeping together like all the time oh yeah why do i find that great because it's like she had a boyfriend for then and she didn't break up with a boyfriend for six months yeah i don't know but then what yeah but that's the situation ship so for the for the guy that was shagging her that lived with her that was a

situation ship yeah because for him he was like sweet yeah i don't have to give her anything nothing i just get a shag every night and you know what she was okay with it too because she was like you know i'm not going to have a relationship with this guy because i wasn't getting it from her boyfriend or like i don't know what the situation was with the other boyfriend but that was a full-on relationship and a situation ship god that's complicated crikey moses what's going on do you want Oof. Do you want to read one? Yeah. Voted no on the poll, but still have found myself in a situation shit with my ex.

Lol, laughing, crying face. I feel like going back to an ex though is quite an easy drop in thing to have a situation shit with. I was in one and now I'm in a happy relationship living together. It can work out. Just takes a bit of time. Okay, so that's a lovely ending.

Yeah, that's kind of like me and Jamie and I. Exactly. Jamie and I were friends. We both had exes who were friends of ours. Yeah. That was a situationship. We didn't put a label on it. We were like, shit.

In fact, we didn't really tell anyone we were getting together. Yeah, it was all kind of secret. Now we're going to get married and have babies, so look. I know, it can work out, guys. There is faith. So the situationship thing, I do think like in the beginning that a lot of people that were friends it will start like that right yeah i

think so because if you're already mates you're not going to be like right let's start dating because if you're already friends that you'll probably just go straight to sleeping with each other and then like growing feelings yeah that's like what happened with you and jamie i guess all right giving away well obviously you slept together but like not straight away yeah we did no but you were friends before but like to cross that line yeah it's not like oh what are you gonna court me like it's not like you're friends and then you go like oh should we suddenly go on a date now like what no yeah yeah so someone was also in a situation ship for 10 years that's crazy which is mad and then we got another one where someone said yes and he's moving into

moving to dublin we recently started seeing each other just sleeping with each other in an odd netflix evening on sundays but then he took me out for dinner the day before valentine's and then said happy valentine's to me on v-day he's moving to dublin we're from wales for a year with work and he keeps asking me to visit like what is my situation here please help right that's okay this is good he's he's caught feelings that's that's not a situation ship to me that's like that's like that's like that's a situation that's leaping into a long distance dating situation yeah but could that be is this a long distance surely if you would just offer a situation ship you just go for someone more local you wouldn't like try and get someone to come all the way from visit you right i feel like that's a relationship becoming a long yeah

a pending relationship i think you've got to go with if you like him enough yeah but get that into your head that it's going to be long distance and Wales to Berlin where is it? Dublin oh my god I'm not right is a far old track yeah it is it's not like

it'll stay quite fun Dublin is that your best actually to be fair Sophie's really good at accents I was about to like hate on you she's so good

I know I'm not Sophie can do a stunning Irish accent and you sound so authentic. No, I can't. Yeah, she can. She can save that for another day. Okay.

So we're going to move on to the dilemmas. This is my favorite bit of the day. The favorite bit of the day. Melissa, do you want to read the first one? Yeah, I apologize for my lack of energy right now. Okay. I think you've got loads. You've got loads you got loads when do you know that you're in a situation ship and how do you turn a situation ship into a relationship also when is the right time to have the talk about starting a relationship

with someone you've been seeing i i don't i've never like, we need to have a conversation about where this is going. I feel like that's such a, I don't know, it's such a tricky, uncomfortable thing for me to even think about bringing up because I've got such a fear of rejection. And like, I just actually did at one point. Really? With Jay?

Yeah. With Jay, no. I think it becomes a situation when you meet his parents and they go things like, so what are you guys? Yeah, yeah. And if they,

and if the boy laughs and is sort of like, oh, it's my girlfriend. Or if they're like, we're just dating, then you're a bit like, hang on a sec. And I think Jamie once said like,

I think it was actually in a it was a press interview and he said we're just dating and i was like oh hang on buddy we're just dating i'm kind of i'm out yeah and then that's that and then in a week later he was like will you be my girlfriend but that was only because it was like i think you've got to wait to see how he talks you hopefully it'll come naturally. And if it doesn't, if he keeps referring to you as a girl he's dating, that's a bit annoying to me. Call me your fucking girlfriend.

What's a good sort of timeline? I reckon... Three to four months. So different. If you're seeing each other, then like every single week for a month. Yeah. Or twice a week for a month.

But I'm quite like that. I don't... If I like someone, I see them. I not like that person who sees them every three weeks I think that's weird I guess like circumstances would maybe like

define that like how often you see somebody locked down oh god what's going on she's so aggressive today I don't know what's happening

yeah lockdown bitch Christ so if I was you I wouldn't stress about it and i would just gauge try and gauge what his like it's kind of fun you're kind of at that fun stage we're like army army and you're waiting for him to sort of say it yeah yeah yeah you get the butterflies when you think how long were you dating jamie before we are i don't know how long i was dating toby for before we saw quite a lot long time, because Jamie and I hid it for like a month.

So like technically we got together in April. I don't think he first asked me out until like July. April, May, June, July. Three months. Yeah. But then May is when we became public. So May, June, July. Still three months.

Oh, fucking bitch. Sorry, what is going on? I don't answer. My mouth needs to be washed. That was so... Okay, to be fair, I'm actually going to have Jamie's back. That was your fault that he wasn't official.

He would have gone official with you straight away. You were like, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling, winning. Which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do. Who wants this last parachute? I do.

Enjoy the number one feeling, winning, in an exciting live dealer studio, exclusively on FanDuel Casino. Where winning is undefeated. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600. Or visit connectsontario.ca. Okay, so this is our second dilemma. Okay, so apologies if this gets long, but I promise it won't be as long as living through it. Five years ago, I met my cousin's best mate

and we got on really well. Got with each other a message for a few weeks. We were supposed to go on a date but it got rain checked and then shortly after he ghosted me. Obviously being my cousin's best friend I've seen him in a few times over the last few years mainly at family things but I've invited him to my birthday drinks a couple times following these bump-ins and almost every time we see each other we end up getting with each other and have slept together a few times we've also both had other relationships during this time oh wait so hold on you've both cheated on your your other halves with each other maybe they've not cheated they've just had short flings like others right right right and then relationships in between it okay yeah just before christmas i messaged him and invited him to my family's christmas party he he ended up coming even though my cousin had covid

so wasn't there oh i took this as a pretty good sign as he had to drive two hours to get to mine and that evening we got with each other and had conversations about how we had actually take how he had to actually take me on a date this time something was off off the next day when he left. We did not have sex but we did sleep in the same bed and he did not message after other than to say thank you. A couple weeks later it was my birthday and having invited him the last few years it was weird not to and so last minute I invited him and he couldn't come because of work. However during this exchange I expressed how confused I was at his lack of messaging and he ended up sending a really long message saying how he thought i was amazing he couldn't get into a serious relationship with me because of the family connections bullshit bullshit excuses i replied saying i never expected

a relationship i just wanted a date to see whether or not we actually liked each other in one of one one-on-one situation after our exchange he said i'd made him feel better about the situation but he eventually stopped replying and haven't heard from himself fuck i haven't heard from him since i know my cousin is completely okay with us dating and would love it if we were together but he refuses to do anything to be involved not sure if it's a situation shit but it's definitely a situation and a half we'd love to know your thoughts on what's going on and what i should do i when my first boyfriend actually we he was like two years above me at school and we always used to get with each other like on nights out at parties he actually

then went to my sister's uni whenever i go to newcastle so like four hour drive i'd get with him if he ever came back to like my hometown we'd get together i used to be like he must love me like he must really fancy me he's loving me i honestly was like he really fancied me he wouldn't talk to me and then he talked to me when he was back and i was like he loves me when he was back he'd want to see me and then one day i was just like do you know what he just doesn't fancy you like i think my sister might have been like so if he doesn't like you he gets with a thousand girls at uni yeah yeah yeah the minute i realized that he asked me to be his girlfriend we went out for six months and then i was like oh gross don't like you but my point is is you've got to

just realize he doesn't like you yeah you've got you know have you ever seen that film he's just not that into you just go and watch that film every six weeks just to just replenish the old memory and you know and also very important the minute i do kind of guarantee the minute you never speak to him again because he obviously knows you really like him right he obviously likes you as a person yeah like spending time with you probably thinks you're quite great you're a nice person you get on well you invite him to your family things yeah invite him to your birthday thing so he'll go down two hours yeah have quite a nice time nice evening and then he'll go so when he doesn't hear from you it'll be a taste of his own bloody medicine don't give in because he'll

probably text you try and hook line and sink you again i was like i don't get it he messages me at easter and christmas when he's home like because he's home and there's no girls to shout out it's a convenience relationship. We should, what should we call this? A con, con-forship. Con-forship.

Convenienship. Convenienship. There we go. That's it. Heard it here first, girls. Okay, sorry for the tough love, but we love you, and you're great,

and you deserve someone that wants to be the in a matter of one that doesn't mess you around with that. Sorry, no, sack it off. Sack it off. His loss, that is. His bloody loss. of one that doesn't mess you around with that sorry no sack it off sack it off his loss that is his bloody goal next dilemma me and my ex broke up a couple of months ago as we couldn't be together as we came

from different cultural backgrounds okay this is interesting and our families wouldn't have would have never accepted us getting married or being together. That's so sad. We still love each other and sleep with each other as it's really, really hard to end this. However, it's getting into a bad cycle of me wanting more with him and only him, but knowing what's the point in us being together if it can't be serious or long, long term or our families be okay with this. Also, we went through a lot of stuff in the past. No one cheated, but just hurtful

situations that I find it hard to look past and get over so there is a lack of trust but I'm not ready to let him go fully what should I do this is so sad I actually I know someone similar that's got a similar thing with like the families and it's like to do with like culture and religion and like they don't have the same religious background wow and the like oh it's just so sad and they're so so in love i really don't know what to recommend with this because this is hard it's a tricky one because i don't want to suggest anyone go against their family or their religion because that is obviously super important to a lot of people but also sows love yeah i think that sleeping together behind if you've made the decision

which it sounds like it has that you will not be together i think you are actually making it harder for yourself by sleeping with each other and keeping the connection going yeah you're just prolonging like i think ultimately you have to really work out and we'll level up is will you be able to live without each other and is your love strong enough because maybe that is something you need to really express to your family i don't know but you have to work out what you want because right now you obviously know you can't have both but you're having both and that's going to cause conflict and anxiety and confusion and make your decision in the long run actually harder yeah i totally agree with that

that sucks but then also let's look at it in another way so she said that there's been situations that she can't get over and there's a lack of trust that in itself let's separate that from the family that's a really hard thing for anyone to like get through if there's a lack of trust that's so hard to like carry on a relationship with those I think maybe you have to hold on to that and you know yeah I always say it's easier to hate someone when you break up with someone so if there is something that's going to make it a bit easier for you hold on to that and focus on that and focus on that maybe you'll be with someone that you will not have any lack of trust you'll trust explicitly and use that as your motive and your drive or you know and if you're

still in this situation a year down the line you can't stop thinking about him he's in love with your life then you know that's another topic and question and i'm really sorry our advice probably wasn't but we feel for you and and i think I think for the minute you need to stop sleeping with each other, just to have a clear headspace. Clear head. Because sex fogs up that brain. It makes everything complicated. Well, where's that from?

She's like, sex makes everything complicated. The holiday. Oh, yeah. Now we have to do our not-so-single diaries and bride or bridezilla from me. Okay, so my not-so-single diaries and bride or bridezilla from me. OK, so my not-so-single diaries. I did actually mention this to you the other day when we were doing a fun little photo shoot.

Yeah, I got it. So, um... Can't be about your face while showing your hairs again. No, no. OK, go. Wow. The aggression. Did anyone else just witness that?

Can't be about your face while... Fucking hell. I think me and Sophie should have a dilemma about our relationship at some point or whine about that um i was out for dinner with toby and i were out for dinner we were really really drunk and we had eaten and then we had a good maybe hour stint after our food right of just drinking talking laughing really hammered and I look in my phone I think to just like look at myself you know how you do I have this huge bit of basil oh or like some sort of herb stuck not into my front two teeth but the one next to so it's right there right right right there huge great big thing he obviously has just seen it and just not said anything right the whole time

how unacceptable is that I saw it and I went how dare you not tell me that that was there it's so big yeah that's what I mean but then like what do I do anyway so I was like okay noted noted the next day we're out for brunch um we had burgers I think and there was like mayonnaise in the burger and he got like loads of it like here like on the top like on the side of his cheek like a big old dollop of mayonnaise like it was real obvious I just didn't say anything and I was like oh my hands are like really greasy I really need some napkins would you mind going up and getting me something I had to go up and like ask them for napkins left this mayonnaise in his cheek for like

half an hour and I was like oh by the way you've got a bit of mayo there he was like yes how bad is it i didn't tell you yeah yeah now we're on a level playing field but i was like things like that like that's my idea of how also i'm trying to think about how i would feel if he told me that it was in there because then i'd be even more i don't know yeah i don't know i think it's quite sweet that you're not at that stage it's you're obviously still trying to like impress each other like whereas jamie i'd be like oh god you've got some but also like he could have just been like oh something in your teeth i don't know it's like a bogey in a tooth there are two things i can't i cannot i always say i tell you yeah yeah yeah but we check we say like that in the cave like and i show you my teeth like do i have anything my teeth yeah i i like that i really struggle to tell people that

like i just can't and in my head i'm like i need to be fair i don't think i would have told him if he had something stuck in his tooth would you not god i would just tell you no but that's because you're at that stage four months in you wouldn't have said a word i think i would have but that's because we were friends first i would be like i've got them yeah get yourself a toothpick oh god that's freaking funny guys what do you think about that when is it legit to like tell people about that sort of stuff yeah um have i been a bride or bride this week i actually don't think i've been a bride i think jamie's been a bit of a groom zilla oh god i love this he kicked me off his we had a fight or before we had a photo shoot oh yeah this is the same this is the same yeah the same day same day we're talking about here

and um we had a fight for no other reason than i don't know i couldn't tell you you were a bit hormonal just in a bad mood he was just getting annoyed with you being in a bad mood he was like why are you in a grump I was like oh shut up just leave me alone you know when like

you're just walking I actually wasn't I was just not being so yap yap yap I was just having a minute like how I am today yeah just like so what

leave you to your own devices he was like gosh you're grumpy aren't you I was like oh my god I'm gonna punch you and then I think he was like are you not excited for the broch you and then i think i said he was like you

know tight tip for the brochure and i just in spite went no not really yeah because you were already pissed off with him and he was annoying you yeah you almost wanted a reaction this is just typical you know what it is it's like this is what people do they they semi like they gaslight a semi gaslight it's like you poke it and that's what i say because people like enjoy the drama a bit like i'm the same like i literally messaged toby like what's going on what can i argue she's like what can i argue with toby about oh is it that time no you've had a too smooth sailing for my like i need to blow up yeah i need an argument i need to like let out some energy and some more the making up so

great the making up is the best thing he's just too he's just so sweet and relaxed that oh no wait we did i did get angry at him the other day and i just annoyed what happened i can't remember exactly you've got to no no like he just said something that like it wasn't even like bad and i was just like right this is it this is my opportunity this is my go go go this is it i get back into bed i like went to the do you like got over but got back in bed i was lying there he was like trying to cuddle me and i was like no what did he do i can't remember but fuck's that you got to remember no it wasn't like an argument i think he just said something that was like oh no no no i feel so bad then in the morning i

obviously couldn't like follow through with it and i was like well you went to see paul d'argan no you didn't we don't we did but he didn't did he know it was an argument no i think he was just oh god she's in bad mood you wouldn't know he tried to hug you like get off there's a meme actually that's come up on instagram that i sent to save the other day and it's of this i think it's like bridget bardo smoking a cigarette and it's like me thinking about what I can start an argument with him about next honestly I was like this is me anyway Jamie um so we had this argument he was like you're not excited for the first year I was like no not really just because I was in such a foul mood yeah I just wanted to be even more almost pissed and he was like what is wrong here I was like I'm just in a

bad mood I was like I'm actually on my period if you want to know and then got so heated he stops his moped in the middle of Gloucester Road and was like get off

fine he was like walk to the podcast I was like alright like you know me I just I just don't

I actually didn't really care I was like almost like finding it quite funny at how wound up he got and then like people started staring at us and he was like sophie i was like bye he's like sophie get back on the bike get back on the bike now people are looking i was like oh god and then i screamed him like you're such a bellend just to really embarrass him and the whole journey

he was yap yap yapping but the wind was so, it couldn't hear a freaking word. I was like, so he was like, oh, not even going to respond, are you? And I was like, can't really hear you, love. Can't even hear you, love. Sophie walked in. She's like, she's had base arguments. She's like, we're breaking up. I was like, what? No, she's like, no, not really, babe.

I was like, give him the ring back. But we made up. It was fine. It's so funny. You know when they come back and they're like hi because they know they're in the wrong yeah yeah he goes he never calls me safe he always calls me like lamb or whatever yeah hey so like you're right calm down oh my god me and sophie have this thing like whenever like we have an argument with someone or something it's like

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