Wednesdays - Ep 49: Ghosted by my best friend ft. Flossie

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

YouTube and Tik Tok sensation Flossie joins us on the sofa this week! Listen till the end for a rather eventful not so single diaries…The sun is also finally out which means one thing…rose! This week we drank Whispering Angel.Sophie Rating: 7Melissa Rating: 7Flossie Rating: 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we're introducing our first guest Blossie hi everyone very excited to be here she's drinking whispering well we haven't tried it yet cheers everyone to health and wealth and sunshine health and wealth and to your nails because oh my god honestly kudos to you for having me they really need a lot of they RIP to the third one. The thumb and the other hand. They're needing medical attention right now.

My nail beds are throbbing. It looks like it hurts. I'm not going to lie. It's a lot. It's a lot. I know that pain when you get them done. Yep.

It's like bleeding. The nails are coming away from the skin. Blood has been drawn. Can I just design your next nail? Oh my god, yeah. I love it. We sort of... What are what are we gonna go for it's a big topic of conversation well i okay i know like i get comments all the time being like girl this is not it i know they're

ridiculous and they're like so tacky so obnoxious but i love it euphoria vibes yeah i know literally i'm like they're fun. Why not have fun? They have them. I could, that's the, I did have them. Well, they weren't quite as good.

But I, like, my, it was so painful and I couldn't text. Not one word. No, no, the sound of Sophie talking

was like this the whole time every time you were texting. Do you remember how loud it was? Nothing made sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like,

you couldn't get your, your finger to touch the screen because it was the nail touching it. I've like, been in the back of ubers before like texting away because i'm not quite experienced with them now i just i like it it's like second it's like the second nature um and like i'll be tapping away and like the uber driver's like looking around like really concerned they'll be like oh sorry i thought there's something wrong with my car because it's like this intense like tapping, you can have a sip. Go on, Melissa.

Yeah, what do you think? I've already sipped. You sip. It feels weird because it's a bit warm. There's no ice. I like it. You like it? It's nice.

Rosie does need a lot of ice in it, though. Isn't that a crime, though? Ice and wine. I don't know much about wine. I'm not going to lie. No, we love a bit of ice in wine. I love a bit of ice. I say de-stigmatise ice and wine.

And de-stigmatise putting lemonade and Aperol. I say destigmatise ice in wine. And destigmatise putting lemonade in Aperol. I am not an Aperol girl. That is roguish hell, Flossie. You can't do that. I wish I were. Yeah, no. Sackledge? Yep, and vodka. Wait, so you basically just make yourself like a... Like a sandwich and throw

anything in. Put a bit of whiskey in there. What do I do? How do I make my Aperols? That's not an Aperol. You can't call it an Aperol. It's because you put a whole... There there i what do i do how do i make my afros i made it that's not an afro you can't call it an afro it's because you put this afro in it it's very true that's like you just need to call it a flossy yeah maybe you know maybe i should maybe i should but my afro how i make an afro and look you can all state me and i put it in a youtube video how i rig one rig one is that the donation no she didn't say that. Oh, I was like, fuck, I'm so old. I'm going to answer that one. We're not down with the lingo.

I was like, is that what you say? How I rig one? No, okay. So you start, like, you have an Aperol. And then, well, you, like, get, I don't know, however much, like, glug of Aperol in. Enough to make it, like, pretty at the bottom. Then, like, a little bit of Prosecco.

And then top it up with lemonade. Where's the vodka? A shot of vodka. Feeling spicy. To be fair, that would be so nice without the vodka. It's not quick. But can you not taste the booze?

You can't taste the vodka. If it's just that one shot, it's just a little, it's a hidden secret in there. Melissa's Barry hung over today. Oh, did you go out last night? Just lots and lots of wine. And it was sushi,

so no carbs. This morning I was like... Sushi's full of rice? No, but it was sushi me. Oh. Oh, you didn't get any of the rolls? No, I didn't have any of the rolls. I don't really like...

There's something about the gammy rice in it. I just don't like it. Gammy rice? I don't like it. I love sushi rice. Boiled rice, honestly, is the best thing in the world. Boiled rice. Yeah, boiled rice by itself as a side.

Like fluffy rice, sticky rice. I like that. I. Boiled rice. Yeah, boiled rice by itself as a side. Like fluffy rice. Sticky rice. I like that. I don't like it. The claggy rice. It's the gammy rice in the sushi roll. Where do you go for sushi? We went last night, Ivy Asia.

It was lovely. Good date spot, I reckon. Really good date spot. You didn't go on a date though, did you? No, I was with the girls. That's so good. Stunning food. Stunning atmosphere.

But they shell you in and shell you out. They do a little bit. But I get it because they're new and they're like trying to get it. But it is a bit and shell you out. They do a little bit, but I get it because they're new and they're trying to get it, but it is a bit one-in-one else. They bought the food so quickly. I barely had a sip of my drink. Really? Well, I've never been, but I've seen on TikTok very nice toilets.

We don't have TikTok. No, don't do it. Sorry. I know I shouldn't say that because I do work on TikTok, spend my life on it, but it is... Is it a bit of a like a dark hole like once you start you can't stop but yeah it's dark and it's also just nasty it's the meanest social I think it's because it's like quite an anonymous I sort of always

base it off of like is that the word anonymity yeah I don't think so but i like it as if no one knows who you are yeah well it's just like it's so like um it's so saturated and stuff like by people right you know like you comment something and it's not actually like tied to you it's not like kind of tied to your face or it's like instagram you know it's like it's their account can be like yates 212 yeah sort of thing and it's like not most people like, it's like... Oh, their account can be like Yates212. Yeah, sort of thing. And it's like most people, like a lot of people don't post on TikTok, so no one's going to know who they are.

Right, but a lot of people just have it. Do you get trolled a lot on it then? Well, no, because I like block the words. That's like one thing. I think that's such a good idea. If you just block the words that keep coming up. Yeah, I think they're... They get making it bad for people.

Yeah, it's not TikTok as an app that's wrong. It's just like the people on it fuck and it's all little kids as well like why are these little kids being so mean to each other it's actually

it's quite scary like thinking like we were actually quite lucky that we didn't have this sort of thing when we were really young yeah

but it is like on the contrary it's like the funniest app like there is a lot of positive stuff that comes out of it I know it's so funny

I follow this guy who's in prison oh he's got tiktok yeah i don't know how he has it and then he followed me back why you followed him he just came on my view page he's in this american prison and he followed me back and so I get to see all his like basically if you like post to friends only TikTok is that only people you follow and follow you can see them and he just so I like get to see all

them and stuff and like the prison guard will like give him an in and out burger or something special and he just loves SZA he's so corrupt sorry you didn't just say that no he loves SZA the music's so corrupt. He's so corrupt. He loves to SZA. Sorry, you didn't just say that. No, he loves SZA, the music artist. I don't know who that is. Who the fuck is SZA?

Who is that? Oh, God, tell me. How old are you? I'm 21. Oh, fine. You are six years younger. Yeah. Ugh, get out.

No, because I'm 21 and I'm just so... That's the only age I still am 21. That's the age you're going to stay out for a good old 10 years well I hope so because I had a panic when I turned 21 oh please I had a panic

when I turned 25 because it's halfway to your 20s I'm fucking 27 I'm ready for marriage and babies trust me I want it now

you're not I want it now do you really I mean like you've got a boyfriend talking to me about this we've really gone off topic but we'll get back on

to that in a second do you have a boyfriend talking to me about this we've really gone off topic but we'll get back on to that in a second do you have a boyfriend no oh no she's single well I thought you had a boyfriend I so did not sorry just when

my social media's talking I don't have a boyfriend did I make that up or did you nope I did in the past what why do I think

like two years ago oh my god she's single I'm seeing someone oh that's exciting I'm seeing someone. Okay. That's exciting. You're seeing someone when you're ready for babies in marriage.

Yeah. He knows that as well. Yeah, he's there all the time. When do you say then boyfriend and girlfriend? What, me? You've got to just say. Yeah, are you a long old stint kind of girl, like months down the line, then it feels comfortable?

I don't I don't know like I'm very much like I so I was with my ex-boyfriend for about two and a half years and I we finished in beginning of lockdown like kind of simply for the fact of like I was like growing up in a relationship like I just kind of want to be on my own yeah who I am on my own sort of thing and he was going off to Cambridge that was gonna be like super intense for uni. Yeah. So we finished and stuff. And then, like, ever since then, it's, like, made a point of being single. Being single in London is the best thing in your 20s.

Yeah, that's the thing. I was, like, I just had so much fun, like, running around, like, causing chaos. But, no, this guy, like, I actually quite like him. How long has it been? It's, God, how long has it been? So when I first met him, I met him through, like, I actually quite like him. How long has it been? It's, God, how long has it been? So when I first met him, met him through, like, mutuals, I was literally like, ew, no, get away from me.

I was like, I, like, was not interested in him at all. And he kept trying it on with me loads, and we'd, like, carry on talking a little bit afterwards. It was really funny because I found, like, loads of old videos of me being like, oh, no, I actually need to just, like, carry on talking a little bit afterwards. It was really funny because I found, like, loads of old videos of me being like, oh, no, I actually need to just, like, cut things off because he's too nice. Like, I'm leading him on. It's not fair.

Were you videos of yourself? Yeah. Like, what were you telling yourself? You were giving yourself voices? No, it was, like, I'd sent them to Lewis. Oh. And they were saved in a chat. And I was like, lol, this is so funny.

I thought it was, like, you were, like, saying it to yourself. But I was like, savage. He's going to see. Affirmations to myself. I actually, I sent them to him. I was like you were like saying it to yourself affirmations to myself i actually i sent them to him i was like lol look at this because like was you know like we quite like him persistence is key then i know but that's the thing so he he came down to take me on a date before my birthday and before my birthday party, I fell asleep through it. No, you didn't. What do you mean on the date? What did you take?

No, not that. I didn't go on the date and fall asleep. Having sex, you fell asleep. No, Sophie, you're jumping to the conclusion. No, no, no. Halfway through the date.

No. But that's even weirder to fall asleep halfway through the date. And the dinner date was like, oh, half that on her food. Right, but also, sidetrack, how the fuck do you fall asleep during sex? the day at the dinner table sorry oh right also sidetrack

how the fuck do you fall asleep during sex no that's ridiculous it's gotta be well it's gotta be me I've done it

no Sophie's on the end of the bed like this oh yeah it's you doggy style obviously yeah yeah yeah hands down

no no I wake up and I'm like oh the best I've ever had I'm like shit how do the best I've ever had. I'm like, shit. How do you just like sleep through that? One half a sleep.

Clearly Jamie's not thinking I'm joking. No, it's like, poor Jamie Slander. No, he's, he's phenomenal. He's phenomenal.

He's the best I've ever had. It's electric. The connection is magnetic. It's magnetic. No, but it happens. It's like 27 I've ever had. It's electric. The connection is magnetic. It's magnetic. No, but it happens. So, 27. I'm knocking it on. I'm a tired little girl.

Get over it. How old is Jamie? 45. No, 33. I just thought... No, the fact that you believe that is shocking. That is incredible. I was literally like, oh my God.

Wait, so he's 35? No. He's 33, isn't he? I don't know. Is he your boyfriend, your fiance? He's 33. Okay. Pretty sure, yeah.

Yeah, you're right, because he was a year older than, what's his name? Who? Harry. Oh, the older. It's he who shall not be named. Blasphemy. You were in a long... That was a long old stint that was almost four years it would have been four years in like november time that's wild because i honestly thought you were together for seven years like when i think about you also didn't

leave the house like when we think of the you now to the you then it's i so did leave the house but three years of that was like lockdown and covid yeah but also you left the house with his group of friends oh yeah yeah and also our boyfriends did not go what happened there just fell out of love oh happens after a while you just grow out of people that's the like so i getting an ick with me like when I'm literally about to like wife them off do you know what I mean the ick

also like when you get the ick you can't there's no going back you just nail in the coffin I cracked what's the saying hit the nail on the head

with the hammer the other day with the hammer I've never heard with the hammer what is it hit the nail on the head with the hammer yeah with the hammer

I should know the with the hammer you've added the with the hammer fantastic we're inventing so many new things today but

so like with the boy that I'm seeing right now I have not got the ick with him but he's like one of the most disgusting human beings

I've ever met in my life what do you mean like who's in front of you yeah well like fart in front of me like all this stuff some boys are like that

he's so like some of his food combinations like what oh stuff like he's so like some of his food combinations like what oh my god love salad cream i just really upset oh so stinky but it's because he's so confident and it's you just can't get someone if they're just they just own it yeah can we see a vicky go on come on but i know he gets the know who he is. Get the goods. Does he live in London? No, he does not. Which is so annoying. It's over 200 fucking miles away. Wait, where does he live? Where does he live? Manchester?

Yeah, I live in Manet. Sorry, how the fuck did I just get that? I don't know either. She's done some really good stalking. No, I literally just got... Oh my god, sweet. God, he's huge. So tall. Let's have a look at the big old bee. Sorry, you're quite tall. He makes you look like the smallest. I'm 5'3".

Oh, you're tiny, wait. But he's 5'6". He's 5'4". That is huge. He's literally like double your height. Oh my god, you guys look so cute. He will fucking kill me for talking about this, but it's funny. He's anonymous.

We don't know who he is. How did you meet then? Yeah, I met him through mutual friends. I met him through, you know, my friend Lewis? Mm-hmm. I met him through... Oh, my God. I'm literally like, anyone who's listening to this,

I'm giving away all the tools for everyone to go and find him. But anyway, I met him through Lewis's boyfriend. But he, like, he, this is really funny. See, like, he would, he used to, like, follow me and stuff online. And, like, we've got, like, a lot of similar interests, like, a lot of similar music tastes and, like, clothing stuff as well. And, like, I was, like, his, like, TikTok crush online. Stop it.

Oh, sweetness. You're his dream girl. Well, like, I'm putting, like, he'll be listening to this be like, I was, like, his, like, TikTok crush online. Stop it. Oh, sweetness. You're his dream girl. Well, like, I'm putting, like, he'll be listening to this and be like, fucking putting words in my mouth. But, like, he was, yeah, like, he had to unfollow me on everything the night he met me. Oh, stop. Because he didn't want you to realise.

That's so funny. I thought that would be, like, oh, God, no, that's weird. But, um. I think it's really sweet. I think it's so sweet. It would make you feel more secure. He's, like, commented on like, oh God, no, that's weird. But, I think it's really sweet. I think it's so sweet. It makes, it would make you feel more secure. He's like commented on my,

oh, shut up. Love him. No, I'm jealous of you because that's, well, I mean,

I do have a lot of my pick up in it. Like you're his dream girl. That's like what you are. You couldn't feel more secure. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're never going to feel like, oh.

But I'm, I like horrible boys. Usually I let boys make me cry. Why do we do that? Why do we all like a dick usually i let boys make me cry why do we do that why do we all like a dick boys you make me cry i know i must like him because like he doesn't make me cry so i just am so intrigued i'm seeing him on monday so does he not come up most weeks he's away at the moment he's on holiday with his friends. But no, like, he... Last time I saw him,

last weekend, but we hadn't seen each other for two weeks before that, so it was a bit of shit. It's a bit of shit sometimes. Two weeks is actually really long, especially when you're in a new relationship.

It feels like a lifetime. Yeah, that's the thing. But it is also quite nice because it's like... You miss each other. Yeah, you get to miss each other. And also, too, I think, like, if he was around all the time,

I would just be that girl, like, never leaves him alone. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's very easy to fall into that trap. Yeah. If you're in that situation. I am. I just literally sit with Toby and like watch him and his videos.

And just hug him. And I'm like, what am I doing? I need to get out of the house. You know when it's literally just like, they'll be doing anything and it's like, just a stood with their hands around their arms. I just sort of like close my eyes and just sit there for like an hour and I'm like, what am I doing? He always calls me like a house pet because I just like follow him around the house.

Like he'll go and put a load of washing on and I just get up with him and just stand next to him and be like, I'm just happy to be stood there. Oh my God. Just happy to be in your presence. That's like Jamie to me. Just happy to be. And it's so nice. It's actually so nice. Oh my your present that's like Jamie just happy to be in it it's so nice isn't she so nice

oh my god that's too funny it's nice to be followed as well right it's like a little it's like a little dog yeah

I always say you know those bears no no those like monkeys on those backpacks that like hug you know those backpacks that everyone had

back in the day back at school and they're little yeah but like you might have been too young you might have been too young

you might have missed this like the crinkly backpack with the little like gorillas the little gorilla i always say i'm one of those gorillas like just attached to toby's arm like non-stop terrible business did you used to have those um the key rings it was like a little bear and you'd feed it with a bottle when it cried. No. It would stop it crying. No. And they smelt like fruit. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I know exactly what you're talking about. And then when it wouldn't stop crying, you'd just smack it on the table.

I do kind of remember that. Like parenting 101. Why would they smell like fruit? That was the most bizarre concept. Oh, I do. So dirty. Oh, wait, but they were like really, they were like...

Or smensals. They were like, you know, the little mouse, Lithuanian. Bella, what are the mouses a Lithuanian mouse you know you've got the Salvanian Salvanian yes and my dog used to eat them

she used to eat them all oh my god but the bears were like the Salvanian yeah I know I mean that sort of like feeling I don't remember they smell

I didn't look at that oh god hilarious we're actually getting back on topic I feel like we could just chat all sorts of stuff we didn't go out for St Paddy's Day did could just chat all sorts of stuff. We didn't go out for St Paddy's Day, did you? No, God no.

I went out, but I didn't go out for St Paddy's Day specifically. But I was in a green restaurant. It was nice. Was it all green? Yeah, like the floor's like green onyx

and like all that. God, you're making, are you going out tonight? No, I don't go out as much anymore. God, you're very well behaved. It's because you're in love. I was,

she's reined in. She's like, shut up. Baby. Maybe I've got boring. No. I'm ready. I'm kind of ready for my boring era. I'm like a gym girl now.

I like waking up and not wanting to die. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, that is so nice. Like waking up, going to the gym. The sun is quite frustrating and taking a stun. Yeah, but like have a lovely like afternoon of drinking, lovely meal, home by midnight, stunning.

Oh, but I just have no... So, basically, I've realised I have no self-control. Like, when I'm out, I'm out. And so I'm like, right, I just need to not... Because I go out and be like, right, I'm going to go home at, like, 11. Never happens. At 5am, I'm, like, staggering through my door. So I'm like, right, I just don't go out as much.

Yeah, it's not worth the anxiety, is it? And then, also, I feel like the less you go out and, like, the more it's like you get into a good routine, it's not worth the anxiety, is it? And then also I feel like the less you go out and the more it's like you get into a good routine, like go to the gym, feel healthy. It's like, oh my God, it's just so much better. I also find one big night out will whack me off the whole week or two weeks. Like it just knocks me off kilter.

No, yesterday, poor Georgia probably knows because I was like MIA the whole day because I was asleep. I was just wiped out. From where? The whole day. I was asleep I was just wiped out from where the whole day I'd been out the night before it's death isn't it

and I was just I was like god I'm not the girl I used to be I also 21 now I like literally go MIA no one gets a reply from me I'm like nah

the phone is away maybe you do yeah maybe I get a face type I get loads of like love I say love you to everyone when I'm hungry oh my god you told me you love me so anxious i want so much love oh yeah i'm like i love you and you did you didn't give me i said love you so much l y s m and i was like i was like oh she's

got anxiety she's hung over i said literally said that to me i was like look how many times she's told me i was like i can't see you today but i'm really i'm really tired love you though i love you but like and then's like, love you so much. I'll call you when I wake up from my nap. Love you so much. I was like, okay. I know you love me. That's so funny.

That's a nice trait to have. Right? Yeah. I'm a nice girl. You're spreading the love. People told me they love me when they're hungover. There you go. So I'll tell you now.

Don't you worry. Thanks, babe. What do we think about Rihanna? Having a baby? Yeah, and just about motherhood just about motherhood oh yeah she's a boss bitch she's like made this like quite bold statement about if she's like she's gonna be the psycho mom well what do we think that we'd be psycho moms I kind of do no be a cool mom you'd be protected let's say protect she's basically saying if anyone says anything about her child I think i'll take the piss out of my child i also think your child will like you'll love them but they will drive you mad so equally you'll be like oh god yeah that's so annoying today i think i'll

like rip i think i'll not rip into my job but you know when like parents like quite a few of jamie's parents are friends of parents and they sort of take the mickey out their child like oh yeah yeah they're not like friendship with my child the prettiest child yeah yeah all of britain like i'm just like oh that reminds me of big little lies you know and they're so like mum like mum overprotective about their kids like and the mum's in the school like every day of the week like seeing another teacher about something and it's like oh god could never be made how like what was your like upbringing like like what your relationship with your parents when you were little do you know what it's so weird because I can but it's almost like I can't

remember a lot of my childhood it's you like that or no I can't remember it but I can't remember it like where did you grow up Warwickshire do your family still live there no so my like auntie and like cousins do but my mum's moved to Portugal my dad well my dad was kind of in London the whole time and he now lives in Spain pretty much the whole time oh my gosh so now I don't really have anyone there I think I'm out back for ages that's probably why you don't remember it because they've left home I'm not it's traumatic yeah because i think i've literally lived in the same house since i was two all my memories are like in that like everything i saw all those walls every single day and when you go back home you're still so your parents are still

together yeah so are yours i think it's because not to be my poor parents to make them it was maybe a bit traumatic but i think if you do come you don't it is all a bit higgledy-piggledy and you don't really remember as much like my parents have been london there whatever yeah and now then now i never go back to watch it i am being blinded by that sound but um yeah did you do boarding school no oh i take you for a boarding school guy oh my goodness i can imagine you love it yeah she i think she did go to Chipping Camden. Where did you grow up, London? No, Somerset. Oh, nice, nice.

Somerset. I always think Somerset is so vague. Like, where is that? Fuck, it's Devonshire. It's Bath, isn't it? Yeah, Bath's quite close. Bath, Somerset? Yeah.

Bath is beautiful. I did not know that. It is. Okay. Right, guys, we did in scrambles and we put a poll out there saying cheating or not cheating based on the tiktok challenge i feel like you probably know that yeah so it's like someone would like say a scenario and it's like is this cheating or not cheating yeah just discuss in the comments yeah so we got liking other girls

pictures was 15 cheating and 85 not cheating well obviously it's obviously it's not cheating however it would bum me out if someone was repeatedly liking like inappropriate pictures of someone that they were like shagging like or like seeing like right before you like a girl in underwear yeah it's like that it's like just to have a bit of respect like there's no need to like the picture it just makes the girl think oh he's like my picture haha that's the if they think, ooh, he's liked my picture. That's the thing. If they're attainable, if they've got, say, like, I don't know,

like 2,000 followers or something, it's like, literally fuck off. Like, why would you do that? It's just dumb. Like, it's just a dumb, easy thing to not do. I so agree. It's acceptable. But if there's someone that you could literally, like... Yeah, because I like loads of boys' celebrity photos.

I also think it's very dependent on what sort of, like, what sort of Instagram user they are. Like, you know you very dependent on what sort of like, what sort of Instagram user they are. Like, you know, you see some people and they're like, double tap, double tap, double tap. Toby's a liker

because he likes loads of boy girls whereas Jamie's actually not. So when he likes girls because I'm a bit like bitch. It means something. Yeah, yeah. Where does that come from?

Yeah, it's very true. But it's also like, you can't actually see what people are liking and what they're not anymore. Do you remember there used to be the page on Instagram?

Apparently they're going to bring it back. Oh, I knew that would happen. Oh my God, the breakups that are going to happen. I used to love that page. Same. Like this person, this person's like that first photo. Apparently they got rid of it because it was some sort of, it was like a data privacy thing. Yeah, because you're seeing what other people are doing.

To be fair, that's kind of true. So also like that's what you sign up to with instagram though i know everyone can see your like anyway let the psycho girls run free yeah um sliding into other girls dms got 81% cheating 19 not cheating i agree 100% cheating even a flame. But they can get away with it. No, no, no. They so can, but it is cheating. Because they can be like, she's my mate. It can be. They can wiggle their way out of that.

It's a dumpable offence, but not necessarily like. I just think it's like you decide. If you know, like you will know. No, but it is a dumpable offence. Yeah. Like you know, you know, if they're doing it for the wrong reasons. Yeah, because there are times when, like, they can send a flame emoji,

like, Jamie would send you a flame emoji. Yeah, he would. And I wouldn't be like, oh, he's cheating. Yeah, it so depends on the scenario. If it's, like, a random girl, as you say, and even a celebrity, if someone was doing that, I'd be like, well, what are you doing? Yeah.

Stop that now. It really depends. It just depends on how much you love them because you're just, how much you're willing to forgive. Forgive, I know. it's so true. I just don't, I don't, like, to me, that's such, like, icky behaviour. It is icky behaviour. Even if a boy, no matter how much I fancied them,

if they, like, fucking put a flame to my story, I think I'd have to, like, throw my phone into the Thames. Because, like, I just can't. It's like, obviously, if I'm seeing them, they can do that. But if that's how they message me oh no i so agree all the eyes you know those oh yeah yeah yeah yeah or the 100 is the 100 emoji oh my god it's like you know he's the type of person to do that oh the 100 emoji like he just is, isn't he? He's more like eyes. Okay, then we got dinner and drinks with another girl. I mean, obviously. I believe it.

29% have said not cheating. Well, no, wait, they surely mean friend. Yeah, they mean friend. That's not, yeah. Depends on the situation. If it's genuinely friends or hanging out, then it's not. Which is so true if it's friends, obviously. Obviously, it's fine.

Yeah, that needs to be clarified. However, you'd probably be, like weird if Jamie messaged me like, Prash, do you want to go for dinner tonight? And I just went with him without you. You'd be like, what are you doing? I would be like that. Yeah, I know you love her, but what are you doing? Okay, someone kisses them, but they don't kiss back.

Oh, this is a close tie. This is really interesting. Obviously, it's the same as knowing you know knowing that your man is like going for dinner with a girl it's just like yeah yeah it shouldn't matter yeah the motive behind it exactly secret and it's suspicious then it's that's really i so agree i so agree so no i don't think it's cheating but it totally depends on the circumstance. Okay, right. These are the situations about cheating, not cheating.

You wouldn't be happier. Okay, staring at another girl's boobs slash bum. Oh, I'd be livid. I would be. I think it's because I'm lacking. Like, I'm lacking that. You're definitely not. So I would just say, fucking hell, I'd go shag her that much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm so like that. I'd just go fucking get with her but do you not get turned on by a real sick boy on the TV yeah but then I love how like we will be sat there

being like it's totally okay for us to stare at me no you can't matter also like they're not exactly sat there with a boner but I'm still like

I'm still like I know what's going through your mind yeah yeah yeah I can see it happening oh god what about watching porn no

I don't care I don't care either I don't care I don't care either i don't i don't it depends on this this is the thing it depends on if they're not having sex i mean they're going into the other room watching porn having a one yeah then i'm like you might as well not be with me and then just have porn like what's the point i don't want to know about it i don't want to yeah yeah like no his top search is like this is a good i found out he's watching i literally be like give a flying i wouldn't yeah yeah also quite healthy if a oh this is a good one if I found out he's watched it I would literally be like give a flying I wouldn't care

yeah yeah yeah also quite healthy if a boy's got a good sex drive when you're not there they're like oh porn yeah I think especially for you when he lives in Manchester

yeah that's healthy they need that well I can't do anything do you know what I mean yeah I just I've never asked I don't really want to know it's none of my business

ignorance is bliss I so agree yeah but it's not even from a jealous perspective it's just also like ugh icky it's like grow my business. Ignorance is bliss, I so agree. Yeah, but it's not even from a jealous perspective, it's just also like, ugh, icky. It's like, grow up,

little 16-year-old boy. Yeah, it's too much. Oh, what about us? Just feverishly wanking. What about us? Oh, feverishly wanking, why would you say that? That's horrible.

Guys, just so, it's such, to me... The images that are now in my brain are so messed up. Fuck's sake. Why did you...

Why did Paul say 16-year-old boys? I know! So it's just like, I just think like Paul, it's like, oh, grow up. Do you know what I mean? It's just quite funny. I know. I don't watch it either. I just think it's funny.

Do you not? No. No, but it's not a girl's thing. Like, it is mainly guys. Honestly, so many girls watch porn, you'd be... Yeah, I think it's totally fine, but I just think it's not a girl's thing. Like, it is mainly guys. No, we are... Honestly, it's so many girls watch porn, you'd be... Yeah, I think it's totally fine, but I just think it's funny.

But I think, like, sex is funny. I think everything's funny. It is funny. Oh, this is interesting. These are interesting ones. What about hanging out with your ex? I don't... Icky as hell.

Actually, do you know what? Yeah, I wouldn't like it. That would be my worst one for all of them. To be fair, I hang out with one of my exes, but it was from literally when I was 17 years old. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's been almost 10 years. That's really long.

Oh, yeah, it depends what ex. So it just depends on the ex and the age, I think, and, like, how serious it was. So do you think it's cheating? It's just icky. No, I don't. None of it's icky. No, no, but if, okay,

so say if Toby was about to go and hang out with an ex and just, like, take her out for a bit of lunch I would be like no dumpable offence that's a dumpable offence nah it's not a dumpable offence none of them are not friends that's the point

well obviously then then it's sketchy it's all circumcised no but I do just think oh it's just one person like you've got loads of friends loads of people to hang out with why do you need to be friends with them

it's the sort of thing I think it's like before I like met my boy now I would have been like yeah like literally don't care

but then when you do you are you put your emotions into it you're like oh and also that girl might be like looking at you

thinking oh like we're still friends with him that's what's the worst and I'm just like oh shut up

like no you don't I do me I won no yeah he's mine yeah um kissing someone else as part of a drinking game absolutely so you just don't need to do it absolutely if you're playing drinking games we're done yeah if i could grow up okay also the vagina name thing okay because

we ask people about what to call a vagina because me and sophie really struggle with it what do you call a vagina vagina yeah i know but it's vile What do you call a vagina? Vagina? Yeah, I know, but it's vile, isn't it? I just don't talk about it. Stop. Is it just the unspoken thing? I just, I mean, it doesn't come up

like day-to-day conversations. For us, it really does. What's wrong with us? I'm really, do you know what? You've really got me thinking now because I'm a bit uncomfortable. People have written it.

What do I call it, Vanessa? My vagina? A minge. Yeah, we just call it vagina. No, guys, Toby calls it fanny. I'm like, you're disgusting.. My vagina. A minge. Yeah, we just call it vagina. No, guys, Toby calls it fanny. I'm like, you're disgusting. Oh!

I'm like, that's... I was like, you can't say that word to me again. Fanny Anne. That's literally like... That's like a little girl terminology. No, nunny is my worst. Nunny is death. Everyone I know calls it a nun. Yeah, I just don't like it.

But I don't know why I make people write... Oh, vagine. Someone's written in vagine. That's gross as hell. I've heard that one before to be fair. What did you call it when you were little? Frambosa. What did you call it?

I might just call it tuppence. Oh my god, no, that's actually quite sweet. And my granny always says, going to spend a penny, as in going to the loo. So like, maybe it's an old-fashioned thing. It makes me feel sick. I'm going to call it my tupper. No,

no, no. It's not very sexy, is it? It's a bit like child-y. What I don't ever, I would never mention the word, my vagina's Jamie.

No, imagine you saying, yeah, yeah, my tupper's. But that conversation is just not in my dictionary with Jamie. I don't ever have to come up with that conversation, because we're not,

we're not that kind of. Sophie is mute. When anything sexual happens. It's mute. I don't, I'm not very sexual. No, I'm just... No, she is. I'm a bit of a prude.

Are you? Oh, you know. Yeah, I am. I'm massively a prude. Is it a prude or a prude? Yeah, yeah, prude, prude, prude. You're right. I'm a prude, yeah.

I'm not like, oh, put me on all fours, love. Oh, no, but neither am I. Melissa, I beg to differ. Oh, have you been in the bedroom with me then? No, but i've heard no i've heard from you like the way you talk i thought you wanted to see one of the boys i was like shut up as if people are talking about that no the fear in your face no i'm i think i

would say i'm quite prudish yeah i get quite coy and shy when it when that sort of thing happens yeah oh no she's a dark horse look at her face she's like no I get the handcuffs I don't know like I'm just like poor Georgia's gonna have to look my manager's over there it's like she's gonna have to look at me after this um no but like I'm not like most of the time like before you know I was like not seeing someone like if I slept with someone you don't really do

I was drunk fine that's very different it's weird when you're drunk but also too I'm just like life is too short to be boring

so true I do actually think it's more of it like I don't know I don't know why I'm prudish also probably like you have been in a relationship

for a very long time it almost becomes a bit cringe I guess after a while. Like I can imagine I would cringe at myself if I started doing stuff because I know the person quite well now. Do you know what I think it is? Totally that. Like if I came in like some sexy lingerie Jamie.

It would be like laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing? I know exactly what you mean. Like we're just like it's got past that point. You go past the point. Yeah. I so agree.

I should have really like interpreted like. I feel like I'm past that point like interpreted like I feel like I'm past that point even now. I feel like if I would laugh at myself I'd be like also what did you do just pop the loop

put it on and then be like here I am. Guys with my ex it was one Valentine's and he you're like I fucking would turn up at that house

in a Mac. Stop this now. No I didn't. Oh my god with like lingerie underneath. That's really quite sexy. With my ex I am Oh no don't. That's really quite sexy. Shut up. With my ex.

I am. Oh no, don't. Jamie's going to get really jealous of this. No, he won't. Why don't you like lie across the private parts studio one day? Just in like suspenders. With some like sushi on my nipples. Yeah, with some mustard yellow lingerie.

Like really on brand. Mustard yellow. So on brand. Oh my God. With that as like underneath my no with my ex i like once put on lingerie and i was so drunk and i used to be but i'm terrible every time i drink red wine i'm such a bitch and cry and just horrible and i put on the lingerie and it obviously clipped it all on wrong like this oh no your little sweets i know i know you were trying really hard and he

like made a comment that i didn't do it and like so I thought he was kind of like my first right proper like like that is really quite nasty do you know what I mean so fucking mean anyway so I came out and he was like it's like he must have laughed and I literally I cried I screamed I ran out the house I he left and I left a note being like we've broken up and I went and hid on London Bridge because my dad lived like around it oh my god that was up until recently

he lived there what in lingerie no I put clothes on but I was like get out of my house I would have been really mortified that's so embarrassing

that's what scarred me forever more now I'm like yeah now you're almost a bit shy to like take that plunge into like doing anything

yeah but I think okay look you've got to go and do it. Like, go, put on lingerie, and then, like, in your next podcast episode, talk about the experience, both of you. Put on a little bit of wedding lingerie on.

Some white, lacy, stunning engagement lingerie. Oh, my gosh, yeah, you've got to do that. I honestly would laugh. I would get hysterical laughter. But that's really nice that, like, you've got that sort of relationship. But no, but it, like, like it shows it's just like it's more like i'd rather like pose myself like with my partner than like them expect me to be yeah i get what you mean women in lingerie and heels all the time like we've got they always say like oh if you don't

laugh at least once during sex that you're having sex with the wrong person do they oh yeah i laugh every time during sex yeah well yeah shut up that's the best news ever i think that's so weird i'm like don't kill the mood like we start laughing and i'm like no no stop like don't kill me like i look at him sometimes we'll just say me if my boy does sometimes we'll have like a little chat and then go back to stop little quick quick break how do you do the same if like if we're like I can't relate to something

I don't know like what was the reason I've been at Kit Kat I'm literally gonna have to have my mum and dad to not listen to this but like

what quick property no but it'll be like can we like do this or like and then you have a quick discussion about it do this

and then it was like like it just won't go smoothly or something yeah yeah yeah I know what you mean like a quick discussion about it and then it was like like it just won't go smoothly or something right yeah yeah yeah i know you laugh about it or something and you talk through it it's not like you're like oh yeah it's just not smooth sailing is it it's just not sorry that sound effects is just lovely oh my god sorry okay right moving on Okay, right. Maybe Brady said this. FanDuel Casino Daily Jackpots. Guaranteed to hit by 11pm with your chance at the number one feeling. Winning.

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Oh yeah, for you, Flossie, so buckle up. Okay, okay, I'm 26 and recently started dating the nicest guy. He's perfect, thoughtful, kind, funny, etc. However, he works in Tesco, has done for 10 years, and has no ambition to move up at Tesco in a manager role or get a new job. It's not necessarily the fact he doesn't earn much, but it worries me that, actually, his personality is not what I want want as I want someone with ambition and long-term goals for the future equally the money is an issue as I currently have bought my own place and I know that he wouldn't

even be able to pay half my bills if he was to move in the future I have tried to broach the subject but he shut it down if this is the only issue with him am i being too harsh and overthinking it or actually is it okay for this to be the reason not to be with him please help oh i don't think it's okay not to be with him i think it's hard for her to plan her future with him if it's like bothering her this much yeah actually and also if he doesn't want to meet it's not like he's grafting those yeah yeah and trying hard he doesn't want to move up then it's kind of like well what is our future yeah because have you ever like have you ever been with the boys just like yes any interest in it no I never it's hellish wait have you had this well yeah and it's it

sounds really bad but like I sort of I realized like quite recently because obviously like I you know like I've been doing I've been working since I was 17 like I left college to do YouTube and everything so I'm so used to like making my own money and stuff and I was date like obviously you know so people my age they're students and stuff and I was like dating students right so it was just so and obviously like I never I don't care how you know what someone's financial situation is that I can hold my own but it is like you know I want to go on holiday or I want to eat here and I want to do this and I want to do these things and we can't do it together unless you pay for them and then it's and then

they don't like that yeah I don't obviously particularly like that either and it's just it's not compatible it's just like this isn't going the logistics don't work different like it's so different yeah it's like it's just you're not gonna meet in the middle I guess also yeah how old is she's what she's obviously she's 26 so how old she said she was yeah she's 26 I guess she's also it becomes more of an issue as you get older as well because you are thinking right I'm gonna'm going to marry this person. How, what's going to happen if I, for example, and this is like a weird thing,

say I would be like, I actually want to be the one to not work for like a couple of years and take care of the children and you work and be able to like pay the bills and do that. Like I would love to look after the children for the first two years. Say that an example happened. That won't be able to happen in this scenario because he won't be able to earn enough to pay the bills at the house that she owns and lives in

or something like that. And as you were saying, like the holiday thing, then I pay for you, then you probably end up resenting me for it. Because it's like I'm your boss almost. Like it's a difficult one. And then it's always awkward because it's like, I used to find it with boys,

it's like they wouldn't say thank you. And then that would piss me off they didn't say thank you. then that would piss me off if they didn't say thank you. They wouldn't say thank you because they didn't want to like draw attention to the fact that it was happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I've just done this really nice thing for you.

Yeah, like, you know, I've taken you here or something. Because we'd go, but it was never, it's like never a discussion. But I think this girl needs to have like a really open, honest discussion. Maybe he just hates his job job like he doesn't look at it as like a long-run thing but then in that case like you know up the energy let's leave it let's leave it like take the plunge

and stuff which I know is like hard when you're older and you've got like bills to pay and stuff but I think she's got it's him it's really it is really important it's like a big factor it is a big it's a sensible it's an adult factor drive yeah and ambitious

yeah yeah I think our advice is speak to him about it because it's not going to go away and the older you get the more it's adulting isn't it yeah

it's going to become and you're just going to become less attracted to him so find out now whether it's in his personality or whether like for he said he does just doesn't like his job or whatever and then go from there make your decision on that yeah yeah yeah you just got to think about how much it bothers you and that's fine like if he's happy comfortable doing that he can do it but you

don't have to be expected to be okay with that like you have to put yourself first yeah i agree okay so this dilemma two is ghosted by my close friends oh i was wondering if you had any advice about rekindling old friendships and when to know to let go two of my best friends have kind of ghosted me and so far i've taken the hint and not reached out again but i don't know if i'm being silly girl one sar Sarah best friend since junior school we used to talk every day but as the years have gone on especially at uni I noticed she would mostly talk about herself she would send a hundred messages paragraphs telling me dramas in her life venting and then I'd basically be her therapist if I then talked about myself she wouldn't really reply much things started to fizzle out between us and then when we met up at Christmas with all of our friends it was a bit awkward between us after that we didn't

message each other again she reached out on my birthday a few months ago but only replied a few of my messages and stopped replying mid-convo I took the hint and didn't message again thinking she may have forgotten to reply this was back in 2019 and we haven't spoken since. Should I message her three years later on or just leave it? Okay, and my other best friend, Jessica, best friend since first year of uni. We met through our boyfriends and remained friends even after those relationships ended. However, she remained friends with my ex, Tom. Towards the end of university, her and my ex started hanging out quite a lot and although she had a boyfriend at the time so i didn't think much of it in brackets after uni ended we would

talk occasionally and always plan to meet up but things would always fall through because of covid and us living so far apart i messaged her last year to catch up and she told me she was now dating my uni ex tom tom obviously this was a bit of a shot but i wasn't going to get in the way so i told her it was totally fine and that i was happy for her good i decided our friendship to was too important to let go over a boy we arranged to meet up but she kept flaking and ghosted me mid-conversation when we were organizing stuff i feel awkward reaching up because i wouldn't want her to see my message and moaned my ex i also do feel a bit hurt that she went behind my back and started dating my ex.

She's kind of broken girl code. Should I reach out to either of them or just accept we've drifted and leave them both to her? I'm happy in my life at the moment, but I do feel a part of me is missing as I no longer have a close female friend. Oh, that's sad. That's really shit from both of them. Okay, but I am going to say about the girl that's obviously in a new relationship with this boy, I think it was very graceful and good for her to be like, you're happy, it was ages ago, I'm not with him anymore, like, you do you.

I think that's great and they're obviously happy to get there. I always think you don't want to stop a relationship that can blossom into something that's really serious, right? And people are going to be, like, really happy. But if it's like, oh, you've just shagged my ex, it's kind of like, oh, what was that for? Yeah, but I also... If there's emotion behind it, it's different. I think it's quite odd of this girl, you know,

like, her friend has literally been, like, nice enough to sort of give the go-ahead and sort of get over it. And then she's just ignored her. I agree. But then she probably finds it too awkward. I think she's so awkward around him. Maybe it's this guilt. But do you think this ex is saying to her,

oh, like, stay away. Like, why are you going back there with her? Like, you haven't seen each other in ages anyway. Just stay away. I almost don't even think it would be him. I don't think he would care. I think she's almost now in a weird jealous position of her friend that used to date him.

Do you know what I mean? And is almost jealous of her old friend. Like, you stay away. Like, you're an ex. Because she's now an ex. But the difficult thing is, you can't know until you have a conversation. But you can't have a conversation

when they're ignoring you. So I'd just say basically, like, protect, prioritise your piece. You've done as much as you can it's really it's really shitty and like i'm really really sorry but you know if you like have other friends and stuff or like yeah pour your time attention to them embrace the other friends you know maybe they will come back maybe they won't um but like you've done your bit now absolutely 100% done your bit like you've gone done more than your people come in and out of your life for a reason.

And, like, that's all it's meant to be. They came into your life for that bit of time and then they left your life and that was all that friendship was meant to be. And they could very much, you know, maybe she's going through something else. Maybe she's, like, in a bit of a shit time with something. You just don't know.

You never know. It could be anything. But, you know, just as long as she knows you're there, like, you're open to talking and, like, her yeah I think yeah if you feel like it's really part of like you you're missing something in your life and you genuinely you miss her then I don't think there's any harm in being like miss you like reaching out to your friend yeah the first person who you've not spoken to the first one I kind of think like good riddance but if she misses her it's all about how you feel if you're just feeling like oh this is weird that we've not spoken just move on yeah but if you actually genuinely miss

someone I always think just say miss you yeah just do it like my my old housemate started going out with my ex yeah and we like kind of fell out over it and then I was like I'm like I was just like oh god I'm being stupid and then I sort of said miss you after ages and then we made friends and it was like the best thing I ever did rather than staying in an argument yeah there's like no point sort of like holding on to grudges no there isn't yeah life's too short also follow your gut if your gut is saying like i miss this person and i can forgive what's happened yeah but if it yeah absolutely third dilemma do you want to read that one plus

wait which one is it dilemma three yeah not very long ago okay how to keep convo over text interesting before you meet a guy please help facetime them don't text them no wait what you never met them i never text what do you ever met them i hate texting no no but what if you ever met them you would just facetime yep facetiming and voice noting voice noting yeah but no i'd throw up. If someone FaceTimed me, I'd literally hang up on the call. I would be like, don't you, like, no, no, no. What, for my double chin? No fucking thank you.

I'd always rather. But I'd like, I see, I feel like people would think I'm, like, really precious about that stuff. I don't, like, I will, like, look like shit in front of you and will not care, like, from the get-go. No, I won't. I just don't care. The first two weeks, I'm so, like, what's up, really that's I used to be like that but it's just very but I think it's because I I

there is a photo of me from like every angle like because I film YouTube videos yeah you can literally see what I really look like so it's like why do I care that is so true they would have seen like even though that the person probably would have seen me before anyway, like, wake up in the morning, no makeup on anyway in real life, there's still, like, a self-conscious thing in, like, doing it on FaceTime for some reason before a certain point. It's because you can see yourself.

Yeah, maybe you're right. It's because you can see yourself. Sometimes I catch glitz myself and I'm like, fucking hell, you look janky. Janky? Yeah. I look janky, honestly. Jank.

I look so jank every time. Stop, that's too funny. Is that the new word? Janky. Yeah, jank is just like, oh, gross. I love it. I know. Oh, fuck, I look really jank today.

Jank. It's too funny. So, Flossie, we do this segment where I talk about whether i've been a bride or bridezilla and this week i have been a bridezilla oh my god hated everywhere oh no so this week literally i said i've said to everyone i were on we're like on our zoom meeting with our wedding planner i'm like i don't even want the wedding it's jamied to be fair so if she says she's like i just love him so much i would actually really love to go to the registry office

and get married I would actually do that I don't need the big wedding no I genuinely do I just don't I would the same as you I wouldn't mind either way but I'd be perfectly happy

just getting married in the registry office I want it to be like a national holiday my wedding that's what Jamie he's like it needs to be a four day event

and the queen needs to be in my face but I now I found my dress today. Oh, my God. Do you have a picture of that? You can't, you can't see it, Flossie. Why can't I see it?

Because it's a secret. I'm like, yeah, bring it over. Wait, no, but it's only from the groom. Yeah, it is. And also, I guess everyone else, like, wants to be like, wow. I think, yeah, we all are. When you walk down the aisle, needs to be like imagine everyone's seen it before anyway that's made me more excited so now i'm like okay now i want the big thing yeah

yeah yeah it's now i feel like such a bitch because honestly we were talking to the wedding plan the wedding man was like sophie i'm gonna make this the best day ever do don't stress i was like i'm not bothered i'll go to vegas like it's jamie he wants the day oh is he upset yeah he was like thanks for that oh he was like great but no but it could be in like vice versa if you were you know being proper like this needs to be perfect blah blah he might just be like oh my god we'll calm down like he'll you know I'm sure he'll like look at it from the other's perspective and be like oh my god that's so sweet yeah I'm such a chilled out bride yeah I'm a dream girl. I'm not like the other brides. Yeah, I'm no bradzilla over there.

Yeah, imagine like he didn't want a big wedding and then you were like, I want the biggest wedding, blah, blah, blah. So demanding. That would be hell. Yeah, exactly. That's like me and him. The flower girl's going to like scatter candy kittens.

Oh my God, that's such a sweet idea. Are you joking? Not sticky candy kittens. All for the children. Oh my God. I'm just chewing them as they go down. And it's like, you're walking down the aisle to the private parts,

like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

Wait, does private parts have a theme tune? Yeah, it's got a little jingle. Why have I never heard it? And he's in like, oh yeah. And Mitt's,

Mitt's doing the ring. Mitt's marrying us. I can imagine him marrying you. Being the officiator. Oh, my God. That is just so exciting. I would actually do something funny. Like, I like it when people, like, pick, like, the funniest character to officiate.

We were going to have, like, his friend Toby Wilkinson marry us. Oh, that's quite fun. You would find it hard to keep it serious. I would just, like, find it... Yeah, you'd love. Also, do I... Is it American to read out vows?

I don't have to do that, right? I think you don't have to, but you be like generic ones right there's ones that already have to repeat after them yeah that is a technically about you're right that is technically about like i vow to like always do this this and this yeah and then between what is it between sickness and health yeah there's yeah there's the sickness and in health the generic ones and then you can write your eye and i don't think i'm not writing my own too cringe I can barely talk in front of 10 people imagine like saying

a love letter in front of like 150 no I'd rather just have one privately like they can write me a letter if they want

exactly have a little moment to yourselves on the honeymoon don't need to say it in the lingerie in the mustard lingerie sorry we've got to

have a gart about on some lingerie for the honeymoon because you know you need the something old something new blue I've got it my granny's blue belt on. Some lingerie for the honeymoon. Because, you know, you need the something old, something new. Yeah, I've got it. My granny's blue ring.

She's got a blue ring. So it's old, borrowed and blue. And then I'm going to just wear a garter. And my dress is new. So today's Not So Single Diaries is... Right, Melissa. I had my first enormous argument with Toby last night. Crying. I had a huge argument with my boyfriend. I had a huge argument with Toby last night. Crying.

I had a huge argument with my drunk. It was me. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. And mine's just because I'm dramatic and I missed him. I was dramatic and I was drunk. What do you mean you missed him? How did that start an argument? I just fight.

Like, I love fighting when I miss someone. This is what I had. So I just wanted an argument. I was like, how many days? I've been like, I'm desperate to argue with Toby. be like what can i argue with him about and it happened i just went i don't know if this is gonna make you feel a bit weird i'm saying this on the phone so he called me up the day before but yesterday the day before podcast i came to save you straight off he goes i don't want to make you feel uncomfortable but I've slept with Flossie in the past

and I was like okay I'm dying out of nowhere as in the panic in his voice the panic in Flossie's face she was like is it going to be sad

is it going to be raw oh god oh god and he was like she's probably the type of girl to just say it and then if you don't know oh my god

Flossie I'm on a tube and Melissa calls me up she goes And he was like, she's probably the type of girl to just say it and then if you don't know... Oh my God. No, as a girl... Flossie, I'm on a tube and Melissa calls me up and she goes, don't be set with Flossie. And I'm like, what? Yesterday? There was a part of me

and I was like... Because he goes like this on the phone. He goes, he rings me and I was like, this is weird. But we literally just only have a friend that would never even be

on a date or anything. But he goes on the phone and he goes, he panics, panics, and he goes, I slept with Flossie. But he didn't finish the sentence so he made it sound like it was like recently and I was like, right, she's coming on the phone he goes I've got he panics panics and he goes I slept with Flossie but he didn't he didn't finish the sentence so he made it sound like

it was like recently and I was like right woo she's coming on the podcast this is like a bit awkward he's like no no no it's like

hey just get a house party I was like okay right thanks but then he's spoken about you so much because you're friends and like you show me your video and all this

and I'm like the fact that you didn't just say like oh quite lol slept with her once I was like it's kind of a lie right wait what's a lie that we slept together that he hasn't said it before like he's very open about who he slept with and like i know a lot of people and i was like why wouldn't you

have just said it i was like a bit annoying i was like right and sophie was like i was like right can i really go ham on him for this and you were like yeah and also and also yeah no you were like if you were like this is toby slander i was like toby watkins go in on that boy no i said what's annoying is that you've been like oh my god flossy she's coming the podcast she seems great and that he always is like i'm going to video and like just say no but he said so many times he's like oh there's a girl flossy's quite awkward i have to film her and i slept with her once like one of your friends why wouldn't have to film her and I slept with her once. Like one of your friends. Why wouldn't you also just say, I also slept with Flossie?

It was one of those. God, he's really a slut, isn't he? It was like one of those things where it was just like, why the fuck did we do that? Like, what the fuck? That was weird. It was like, it was not like. Oh my God, you don't have to. No, you don't have to justify yourself. It's just to him.

I'm like, why would you just not say it? It's bizarre. And now I'm like, why would you just not say it? It's bizarre. And now it seems like a lie. But I think both of us, we're like, oh my God, we did that once. God, I'm so sorry. I'm really blasting your past. No, we're all forecast. No, but it's just like, well, that was weird.

So that's why, do you know what I mean? So anyway, that's why he wouldn't have brought it up. That gave me almost like an excuse. She just needed ammunition. She wanted a fine. How many times have I... You're so welcome. I'm terrible. brought it up. That gave me almost like an excuse because she just tried ammunition. She wanted a five. How many times have I told you? You're so welcome.

I'm terrible. And also I got an anonymous guy so this is actually really quite bummer and shit. I used to get this all the time with

my ex and you've probably had it. I don't know if you did you have it when you first How do you go barren? Should we have a beep every time we say anything?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a message from an account with no followers no posts and they don't follow. Yeah. And it was like a girl in the picture

and it was like, Toby's not been loyal to you, hun, or something like that. Oh, fuck's sake. And I was just like, I know it's not true, but I also was kind of like, just annoyed with it.

Yeah. So then I got drunk and I was like, right, I've got this. No, he knew about that at the time and I was like, kind of like just a bit like off with him. I just got over it after half an hour. And then I was like, all right, I've got this. And I've got the fact that he's like basically lied got this. No, he knew about that at the time. And I was like, kind of like, just a bit like off with him. I just got over it after half an hour.

And then I was like, all right, I've got this. And I've got the fact that he's like, basically lied about this, like about sleeping with you. So I only, no, no. But I trust him. I'm like, you're too young. Yeah. You're like, yeah, I met you. Try and explain this once to me.

Yeah, bitch. I honestly just raged. I was like, you're too young for me. I like, had this weird thing about that that he's seven months younger than me. Bit of an insecurity. They might say seven years. I was like, wait, how old is the boy? Also, how old are you?

My V-Docs is very good. No, I had this insecurity about the fact that he's seven months younger than me. I don't know why. I think maybe it's because my ex was seven years older than me. My ex was a lot older. That is so old. I know. No, no, sorry. Jamie's seven years older than you, hun. was a lot older. That is so old. I know. That is.

No, no, sorry. Jamie's seven years older than you, hun. Yeah, but I'm 27, so it feels different. Yeah, it feels like you're older. Yeah, that's true. So, yeah, I bought this thing and I was like, you're too young for me. I start crying. I then go to leave his flat.

I'm like, I'm leaving. That's it. He has to chase me out of the flat. I love the drama of the drama it was so dramatic i love it though don't you feel so good because i released i released so no i had to apologize profusely in the morning because like i was just a psycho bitch it needed to happen though it's quite funny a nice blowout i just always think like boys like they don't want a boring girl either every boy loves a crazy girl.

Yes, secretly they love a bit of a sidekick. I'm literally the same. They don't want a wet blanket. No. If I really like you, I'm so chill if I don't like you. If I really like you, oh my God, I pray for the boy. I'm the same. I pray for him. Yeah.

Because it's the paranormal. I'm just jealous, like automatically. Yeah. He hasn't done anything, but I'm just jealous of his existence. I'm like, they're going to be looking at you. God, I'm not like like automatically yeah he hasn't done anything but I'm just jealous of his existence I'm like they're gonna be looking at you god I'm not like that oh god no I really am

I have this I'm crazy but I'm not about jealousy I'm also like I need all your time and attention yes I'm the same it's not jealousy

like I'm just like such a demanding bitch you just have to like anytime I'm hungover you FaceTime me for the whole day like that sort of thing stroke my hair yeah brush my hair demanding bitch you just have to like anytime hungover you facetime me for the whole day like that sort of thing stroke my hair yes yeah brush my hair he kicked up a fuss about brushing my

hair the other day and i was just like you don't have a boy brushing my hair she said to him would you just brush my hair for me like it just feels nice it does just feel like can you imagine if i asked jamie jamie would never do that toby would do that jamie would do that no he wouldn't he would be like no he wouldn't he would laugh in my face he'd probably try for a bit and then be like right I'm done

he'd try for a second but he's ADHD so like you get one second of that boy's attention and then he's onto the next Toby would probably actually style my whole

hair in blow dry if I was him and it's the thing of like you don't you sort of know you're a little bit out of control of your emotions

so you can control like them being like pissed off with you it's like you kind of like want to push them away yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like you you you destroy it before they can so that you feel a little bit more in control because you feel so out of control you're like falling in love with them I felt so in control last night I was like have you like dropped out bomb with him oh yeah yeah yeah we're way past that point have you yeah oh wait how many weeks has it been

how many weeks again again how long has it been a couple months I literally like yeah but like you're so slitting I can like

smell love from you yeah like you've got like hearts floating around your head start you'll be like feeding off it

awful he's gonna listen to this and be like a grower taller I like I am the most like i'm so like i as i said like i slept through our first day i literally texted him i was like i don't feel very

well i don't want to go sorry so can you tell us i don't understand the sleeping oh yeah so he came down from manchester to take me on a date i just didn't want to go like i did not want to go as well well like i was like really hung over i didn't like him at all. I did not think anything of him and stuff. And I was just like, oh yeah, he's nice and whatever. And then it comes to it, I'm still a bit hungover. So I text him and I'm just like, I'm not well. I'm really sorry, I can't go. And then like, he's obviously been pissed off with me.

And I was just like, yeah, I'm really sorry. And then I fall asleep. And then I wake up and he's like got an Airbnb and he's like having a little like sort of party thing and obviously I met him through Mutual

so my Mutuals are there so then you're like oh god so I was like I feel really he bought me a Maize and Francis perfume for my birthday

as well so then I I like go along to this Airbnb and I like to see my friends as well kind of and also like

apologise to him but I'm really sorry and then we were talking and I was like oh actually like he's really fun like we get on really well you know when you're just like with someone in person yeah it changes because we used to FaceTime all the time and stuff um but I just didn't like I literally with boys like I just never ever felt like anything towards them it'd be like they'd with boys, like, I just never, ever felt that anything towards them. Really? Is he, like, the first guy? They'd be the most, like, beautiful boy. They'd be so nice. We'd get on so well.

And I'd just be like, if you could literally get up with a girl in front of me, and I just wouldn't care. And I wouldn't know why. I was like, there's something wrong with me. But, yeah, with him. That's crazy. And then two weeks into properly talking, I was literally like, I am, like, in love with you.

Sweetness. When you know, you know. Oh, that makes me so happy. Poor boy. He should be terrified. He should run. He doesn't know what he's in for. He needs to quit.

He's not on a holiday. You can just pay him an income. Just tempt your needs. Yeah. I know. All right, kids. Did you rate them all right? Yeah, so we've come to the end of the book.

God, we've sat... I feel like we've literally... I know, it's been ages. Also, guys... I know, we've kept you rate the wine? Yeah, so we've come to the end of the book. God, we've sat... I feel like we've literally been talking... No, it's been ages. Also, guys... I know, we've kept you for really a long time. Oh, you're hot and a bit, like, woozy from that wine. It's because I'm hungover. I just all get a bit, like...

I had a sandwich, so I'm feeling okay. A sandwich? Yeah. Sorry, what? A sandwich? A sandwich. I had a joe in the juice. Oh, lovely.

Which one did you go for? Spicy tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Okay, I'm going to rate this. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Okay I'm going to rate this a six and a half seven. Seven seven seven. Good Rosie.

It was warm like we didn't have any ice. Yeah. I would rate it a eight. Lovely style. Iced lemonade. Yes lemonade and wine.

She's easy company. We like having Klossy on. So I come away from this by saying janks right? Jank. I'm jank. Jank. Jank. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I love jank. Oh yeah this by saying janks right jank I'm jank jank is that a good thing

we're about to hear jank oh yeah do you only say I feel jank no it's like oh I look jank or like is it a tiktok thing or jank

jank I think it might have been my boy who told it to me because he was like look at you saying jank and I was like I've always said jank

and then you were like have I come again no it's just like you know say someone's eating something you don't like it you're like oh jank and I was like I've always said jank and then you were like have I come again no it's just like you know say someone's eating something you don't like it you're like oh jank or it's like oh I look jank

it's like grim it's like greamer it's like greamer what's that it's like from my friend Chrissy which means like gross like ugh

it's greamer I like that I'm going to take that away we learned something very important today bye guys bye guys love you thanks for coming on thank you so much thank you for having me take that away. We learned something very important today. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Love you. Thanks for coming on. Thank you so much.

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