Wednesdays - Ep 50: SAY IT OR SHOT IT SPECIAL!

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

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It's a special week. It's our 50th episode. No, that is a month. How have we sat down and done this 50 times? 50 weeks? Okay, so basically it's our 50th episode. So we wanted to do something, shake it up a little bit. Even though we've just found out that our year anniversary will be in two weeks,

we thought we'd be doing a say it, shot it. Say it or shot it. All right, let's do it. She's messing it up already. But before we do that, we've got some serious topical news to talk about. We need to discuss. What's best?

What do you think? I just cannot... So Toby sent me the meme in the morning, and I went... I had just woken up, and I was like, surely that's not real. And then the more I watched it

and listened to it, I was like, uh-oh, uh-oh. And then I, like, obviously read a bit about it and was like, oh, my God, this is terrible, and then i like obviously read a bit about it and was like oh my god this is terrible terrible i have the same situation so i was melissa and i had like quite a big weekend disclaimer so we're both slightly jaded still jaded i honestly have got a five-day hangover it's crazy i never want to drink again far from today and also yeah we have a lot to discuss from that crazy crazy night don't we't we? Anyway, Jay, I was like really sleepy

and I got woken up. Shane being like a ruckus. He was like, look at this. You're not going to believe it. Will Smith. He's still, ladies and gentlemen, can you all slide into his DMs and tell him how wrong he is?

He still is convinced it's a set up. He thinks Will Smith and Chris Rock are the best of friends and that it was all to get viewers. It's driving me insane because the stubbornness of him he will not listen to me that quite clearly is not a setup it was obviously just so obviously like not a setup why would will smith want to ruin his career and also even the guy saying the joke who obviously i don't believe he knew about um will smith's wife's condition otherwise you never would have made the joke no one's that evil especially someone doing that presenting a show like that i just he would never and equally you

know how like when will got annoyed about it he was like it's a gij joke like he kept repeating it being like i don't really get what the problem is why are you being so which obviously i so understand if you watch it about jada obviously does get offended and totally rightfully so like it's but then no one knew oh he didn't know and a lot of people didn't know i didn't know and i read a lot and i had no idea um i mean perhaps he hadn't listened to bad table or whatever but yeah i mean it was pretty outrageous i will smith not gonna lie really outrageous i can't really see it almost does look fake i almost thought like he's avoided it i thought he's moved his head out the way so quick maybe he did that he dodged ever like being touched and it was more like the shock of him like It almost does look fake. I almost thought, like, he's avoided it. I thought he's moved his head out of the way so quick.

Maybe he did. That he dodged ever, like, being touched. And it was more like the shock of him, like, coming onto the stage. No, I can't. It's horrendous. But it is, as, um, what's his name? The Rock, Chris Rock said. The greatest moment in TV.

That is the greatest moment in TV. Like, whoa. For a long, long time, that will be. It's honestly shocking. I wish someone had showed Jade's reaction to it. I know, but I feel like her reaction is probably just, like, for a long, long time, that will be. It's honestly shocking. I wish someone had showed Jade's reaction to it. I know, but I feel like her reaction is probably just, like, so embarrassed. Like, she's probably just mortified. But then more so, it's like...

It's the shouting. I would then be so mortified that my husband wouldn't go up and try and punch the guy. Like, what the hell? Yeah, I'd be so upset if my husband did that. There's two things that are going to obviously upset her. The joke. But then she probably would have been like, that a shitty joke but i understand you didn't know my condition but then like the whole like going punching is just and it's the shouting it was the

shouting yeah shouting get my dough and then he sat down and carried on shouting and i was like surely you've done enough oh god the whole thing was just a tragedy. Yeah, yeah. Like, it was beyond. When he was sat down shouting, don't you ever fucking say my wife's name again. I know, it's so rude. And he was like, you can see his face. He's like, what? Like, what just happened? Like, did that actually just happen?

Chris Rock handled it really well, I thought. Yeah, he did. Although, it's so weird. But I actually just think this goes to anything. Everyone then pipes out, Chris Rock's such a bad bloke. Like, no, no one no one fucking knows him we're not famous let's all just shush not that Melissa and I sit and bitch about everyone on this program but broadcast but on this program I just yeah we are our own program I just feel like I've got to defend him in some

way because I feel like I agree Chris Rock's getting loads of shit from it I'm like and Will Smith's almost getting away with it and I'm like like, don't get me wrong, I'm Will Smith's big, I love him. But like, sorry, let's not, like Chris Rock, I really don't think... Violence is never the answer, kids. Yeah. Anyway, on a lighter note... On a lighter note, we're going to talk about the goodie bags from the Oscars, because that's a real positive outcome from this.

All right, go on then, spill the beans. So apparently the goodie bags at the oscars are worth 100 000 that is absolutely mental but there is um a plot of land from scotland which is obviously the main bizarre thing that they've shoved in there they've just got to be more and more creative every time probably and it's just going to get a bit silly at this point yeah it's worth more than 100k and it's 76 grand in goodies so obviously it's like 13 grand per lot of land which you know a bit of hefty land isn't it so you've got like they've got like a plot of land oh so i love these there's pictures guys there's an article okay

they've got the independent it shows you everything this is fascinating tell me more so what they have okay so they've got the first one is the plot of land. Yeah. Pretty sure that's the first one anyway. It's kind of loading weirdly. Then they've got some banging chocolate covered pretzels. What, surely they're not worth that much. I don't know, but it gives the prices of stuff.

So there's something else that's worth $700. They've got, they can choose to take the advantage of the Slappy Arms liposuction treatment.uction treatment that is savage sorry in a world where we're trying to like highlight that beauty from within they give the celebrities arm liposuction treatment which is reportedly worth nine and a half thousand dollars that is so outrageous i'm sorry okay it's given they've got extra virgin olive oil which is worth 55 pounds manuka honey these these chocolate pretzels um i've got that but that olive oil they've got a life coach that olive oil is stunning looks honestly phenomenal which is 532 pound per session as if any of them are going to use that oh my god should we have a

little check-in at the oscar outfits which one did you love okay so the after party situation i didn't actually know that there was more than one after party i thought there was just the vanity fair one but apparently there's honestly like six yeah there's only one there's loads i would obviously only just really care about going to the vanity fair because of kimmy kate and hayley beaver and obviously it feels like anyone relevant went there did sandeo go there i think she probably did oh no she probably went to the netflix one to be fair oh see i you know no i need to know selma hayek and like people like that who i'd love and like adam sander but do you reckon he went to the oscars anyway people like that would have gone to like a sony one or like i don't know i don't think sony had one did they well i don't know but anyways and

should we move on to like looks because yeah but i do also have to say one thing i'm desperate to meet hayley bieber but i did watch her recent thing with emily rath who also's look um was really quite cool the vanity fair thing very like different party-ish but how are you finding these people just on insta so wait well i'm so i don't know if you've watched the video you need to watch after this the um you know she does the my bathroom thing she gets in the celebs i can't even tell you how bad the chat the conversation was just so between who hayley and i'm stimulating and like it just seemed like they were both so bored in each other's company which really upsets me because i've only ever seen one of other i'm not a huge fan of emma i'm not gonna lie to be fair i'm not really too sure but i don't like know what she's like probably just a jealousy thing but i'm just a bit like i love what she wears my love that she pops

out a baby and then posts herself half naked the next day like you are making all the rest of us women want to cry yeah but like don't hate on people that naturally just like that you know what i mean i know but equally like i know you just like hide it a bit put on a baggy jumper you alien you're yeah so look jealousy's a real thing i'm just gonna own it yeah so hey also there is something i'm not i'm not quite sure i don't know why i just don't want her i don't think she's fine yeah you just don't want her personality if you if she's because we met so many times and had a coffee yeah yeah you just didn't like her and you just decided the friendship wasn't for you melissa's way more fun yeah melissa's much better but you know so hayley's the bathroom thing that

she did with kendall was actually funny because they're obviously friends we love that but they're obviously friends and know each other whereas you could tell it was just awkward. That's the best way to describe it. It was awkward. If anyone else has watched it, please, can you write in and just tell me what you thought? Because I almost had to stop watching it. I was like, this makes me feel uncomfortable. Because I watched it with Rosie hunting to Mike Lee.

And I thought they were both amazing. That one wasn't too bad. I was like, oh, they're both so cute. And it made me love Rosie. I was like, she's so. She's a wholesome mum. Like British humour. Fucking funny.

I like that one too. Those are the only two that I've watched and I've also watched her skincare one, but she's by herself. And then the one with Emily Rapp really disappointed me. We've gone off completely on a tangent. Sorry. We were talking about the looks from the office.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Obviously Hayley's look was unbelievable. I thought it was unreal, but I wasn't like blown away. I wasn't blown away by the dress itself, but the way she wore it and her makeup and everything in the back was unbelievable. She can do no wrong in my stunning um okay we really okay I need to go back onto it who didn't you like the look of I was disappointed in Kimmy K and I'll tell you why

um I just think like you've done that tight look with the gloves and the sock boots and your whole body being skin tight but covered up like let's get some glitz on you let's like mix it up a bit we've seen the balenciaga vibe like i'm sure she was wearing balenciaga i'm just a bit done with it kendall on the other side not never seen her wear a dress like that stunning she mixed up always looks amazing loved courtney's i don't know what it is about her dress i'm honestly like i love it it's so cool it's kind of like semi-gothic but not and also glitzy and like suits her and it's flattering and like he looks really cool with that like they just look

banging couple in there sender obviously pulls it out the bag every time in that suit and no but her her actual oscar outfit was oh they're phenomenal with the sparkly sweeney's outfit for the after party was really beautiful really there's no ones that i didn't really love i mean i honestly love courtney's after party no christian stewart's is really bad it looks like she's put on and her granny's knit curtain and shoved a big bell in the front it really does why the button's going down so low i don't like that it's my worst i really didn't like that bright blue with that those black sock boots same like so uninspiring better i could honestly buy that from like the local store and just put a load of tights all over myself do you know what i mean

just put a giant tight on my decoder johnson's feathery unbelievable but i am going to say that must be a logistical nightmare and after party can you imagine all the people standing on that she's got something like kind of birdy about her, you know? It's just like very delicate. Yeah, view. Like face. Lovely. Oh, Kelly Rowland looks really good too.

They all kind of look really great. The only person who like always is stunning and I'm such, you know, I think she always looks 10 out of 10 is Kim who I was just a bit underwhelmed. I was like, oh, I really didn't like the blue. Pull it out of the bag, Kim. Yeah, like, come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, well, this is where we get to the fun bit, which I've got this smell of tequila wafting through my nose. Okay, so obviously this is the shot at, let's just say it or shot at, Sigmund. So basically, if you don't want to answer the question you have to shot it or do a shot of tequila okay are you ready oh the first question are we doing it you guys have also written these questions into us and also a question are we doing it both so we both have

to answer the question or is it alternative oh good idea i think we both do we both answer the question okay what do you dislike most about each other right mine mine is going to be that you make me do shots when we go out because you did make me do a shot because i confirmed it with toby at the dinner table and it really made me feel sick um okay mine is what don't i like most about you when i had my cough that really pissed you off oh god that can't be it. What, what? There's got to be something.

To be fair, I really struggled. I really don't know. I quite like you. I quite like you. You're going to have to take a shot then if you can't think of anything. Oh, my glass is gross.

Off she goes. That was a pathetic sip. To be fair, I'm only going to do the tiniest weeniest sorry it's midday that is heinous that's burning my insides oh my god the next question is so savage all right i can't wait to answer that one okay go on go on you've got to shot it as well you can't say the fact that i make you do a shot that's not a good enough answer

no the next question all right, the next question is hell. Worst hookup you've ever had. Are we answering for one another? No, we have to answer for... Am I going to answer for myself? Am I going to answer for her? No, we have to answer for ourselves. What I think her worst hookup is.

Right, I'm going to answer for what I think yours worse on is. Isn't that savage that way? Yeah, you're fine. Oh, this is so mean. Sometimes. Well, who else is it going to be, to be fair be fair like they've all actually been quite good sam is really not a bad one to be hooking up with but it's just out of i i just there you go you've my number's very low ladies and gentlemen so it is right what's mine um harry you gave

no this is so mean oh no it is so mean this is so mean but also neither of us neither of us have yeah this is you asked for this guys to be fair we could have just shot at that but not answered it by i feel like that's just quite okay right mic shag maria void by the way just decide your current maid that was their norm they weren't guys they weren't bad they're lovely boys but we just had to answer the question it's quite funny yeah lots all right made in chelsea shag marry avoid putting aside your current base okay my current base is not on main chelsea me as mine that's fine okay right i'm gonna go through the list i'm gonna marry james taylor because i think he's great oh really yeah um i'm going to god who am i who's even on the show anymore so you've got harvey tristan miles

um harvey tristan miles fred ferrier julius is it julius yeah um who else that's it isn't it oh digby digby is he back up yeah um go on skiddy up oh i'm not really sure if i can answer this question where's where's where's i'm gonna have to just take a shot because i cannot answer this question my movie i can easily marry like a few people but i can't have sex with them yeah same i can marry a few but i don't think i can write a shot again yeah i'm shotting that one too file to be fair that was the tiniest pathetic that wasn't a shot guys that was a sip so why are you letting them move they can't see because obviously i'm not going to do 10 shots right now because i'll be on the floor okay on the craziest place you've had sex um

just like i'm not gonna answer this question why not not? Because it's, I don't know, I just don't want to ask. No, you've got to, now I really need to know. It's just like, it's just a bit disgusting. Uh, tell me. I was just like, not on a night, not in a nightclub. No. Where? I just.

On the kitchen table. No, no, that's not that adventurous. Well, what? It was just, it was like out, it was like out in the middle of like the street but like in a hot hot country basically no one was about with who i can't disclose this information mine was actually also in a hot hot country it's in the hot it's the heat because you come on almost just like with semi and i don't know what and you've got no clothes on actually mine was a skeel if it wasn't sex but God. Right, if you had to date each other's exes,

who would it be and why? Oh, slim pickings for me. And me. No, I've had a few. Sam, you could date, oh, Harvey. No, I would date Mitt. I know you just- Mitt is not my ex.

You went, oh, no, no, no, but you dated him. I'm taking him, but I'm taking him as an ex. Sorry, you cannot take Mitt as a, we date your maid in Chelsea. No, that was illegal illegal you can't date that as an ex i'm taking it as an ex there is none of your exes that i will ever fucking date it's a game actually no wait who else did you date who else did i do we know dating ex-boyfriends fine we have to clarify the difference yeah ex-boyfriends so you've got sam or harvey

i'm gonna take a shot okay um who've i've only met one of yours harry this is really quite mean this game savage you guys are savage is this as savage as hayley's was because otherwise we're just looking like bitches i'll wait you guys you guys are supposed to say these I don't want to be called a mean girl we're giving the people what they want no we're shotting okay fine we didn't answer those questions

most famous person to slide into DMs oh no I'm shotting that because I'm too cringed if you listen Lando Norris I have to just put that out there

because that's quite baller he's an F1 driver isn't he like two foot tall yeah but I don't care he's an F1 driver

really quite baller nothing wrong with being small yeah you bitch what are you talking about I'm marrying Jamie no to be fair I don't think he's that short

I think he's maybe he is I think he's actually like 5'7 5'8 you're right that is quite small they're all quite small to be fair

those F1 drivers got to fit in the cars okay I won't tell you mine was but he was on Gossip Girl so there we go yours is better than mine for sure

worst brand you've ordered. I'm not answering that. God, guys. Shot. Shot. They are really awesome. No, no,

that absolutely went down a hell of a terrible way. I'm sipping it. I just need something like to go, I almost need a lemon to suck on now. No, this is so funny.

Have you ever fancied one of my boyfriends? I think we've discovered that's a no. Absolutely not. Sophie definitely fancies my current boyfriend a little bit, but he doesn't. He is stunning.

What's that worst thing about you? Worst thing you've... Oh, yeah, one of my boyfriends. Yeah, I should have said, yeah. No, I don't really. I just love him so much. Worst thing I've done on a night out? I vomited, like, into my hands once.

That was pretty... But that's,'s like I've not done anything terrible I peed myself by mistake when I was really young I was like sick I was like 16 why does the bladder lose control and it was really bad I was on holiday and my sister was like oh and I also walked into the pool my sister was like this way home and I just walked straight into the wall she was like Sophie turn around a bob heading but oh my god yeah I know but it was like back when I went to like I went to like a strip in Porto Panis and I was like in Lineker's and you know when you're so young for sex on the beaches and I was just yeah yeah because sex on the beach is such a kid's drink isn't it the biggest lie you've told your told a partner oh my god oh i'll tell you my first ever boyfriend a guy called hugo when i was like i must have been like 15 or 16 and i told him that i was really i don't know why

i lied about this it's actually so bizarre i told him i was really good at playing golf because he loved to play golf and he went what's your handicap and i was like dad what's a good handicap my dad told me like i don't know what is a good handicap? My dad told me like, I don't know, what is a good handicap? And I said it. Oh shit, and that's really, really, really good. We ended up,

and it was really good, and then we ended up, this is when we were just chirpsing or like chatting. Oh no, he took you to a little golfing set. And then he ended up

telling all his friends I was really good at playing golf and I could never say, I lied because I was so, I was like, why? So I kind of broke up with him purely for that reason.

And you just couldn't carry on with the life. I was like, I can't keep going up with him purely for that reason and you just couldn't carry on with the lie I was like I can't keep going and making excuses for reasons I can't go and play golf with you I've never really told

a big old lie to be that's such an innocent lie I've never told a big old lie where I've like fully cheesed on someone and like had to hide it from them and shit like that

well that means saying I'm good at golf as in cheating on him no I know but you're no if you're lying about something and like you've had to fully lie about it

and cover it up yeah I've never done anything like, I've never even done the golfing lie, to be fair. The worst lie I've ever, the most full-on lie that I can even recall

that I've done, I might have lied to my boyfriend when I was like 15, but I can't remember if I did or not. Do you know what I mean? No, with Toby, when we pretended that you were out.

Exactly, that I went to the art party and I didn't, and I went home and cried to Sophie on the phone. Yeah, quite sweet, really. Which is just quite a sweet lie, actually. Okay, we've done the game. I feel a little bit...

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It feels like I'm listening to our own voice in the chat every time I listen to you both. That is so sweet. So this is my dilemma. Why do you girls love toxicity? I recently was seeing a guy who would love, who would totally love one me and our dates, but then go radio silent in between. And then once they finished,

I had a spicy connection with the guy I met at the theatre, one of the actors. Ooh. Who was literally making eye contact with me the whole time. Wowza. We got on so well afterwards, despite him being shorter than me and not my type at all. I really liked him and we were messaging for a bit,

but turns out he had a long distant girlfriend for fuck's sake yeah i still fancy him oh so here is my dilemma there are some really nice guys on hinge i've been chatting to but when i go on dates i'm always left disappointed because i don't get butterflies and they're too nice am i the problem here why do girls love toxicity i seem to be only be attracted to lads but nine times out of ten they end up hurting me is it worth trying to go on second dates with the nice guys even though i don't feel the spark on the first time i think a spark is so essential for me anyway like it's so so essential yeah i do too especially like learning my lessons like i kind of i've kind of done i have

done the nice guy thing and like given that i go because prior to that i had a really toxic toxic relationship and for some reason we are drawn into it i don't know what it is it's almost like you crave the drama a bit it's something in our brain it's gotta be like some freudian slip of us all but we all have it even boys have it and like every human has it that's why we watch stuff on tv that's filled with drama because it does something to something in us yeah it excites us yeah it's an adrenaline it's a bizarre thrilling thing and um obviously i don't think you being treated having a spark with someone and being treated like you're a piece of shit is completely different thing so i've got such a spark with toby but like he's so wonderful and nice to me so like I think that's like finding the balance whereas like I've also had a boyfriend that was just so nice to me but there was no spark so you've got to find that

balance right I still I still can't believe that but how did then you decide to just go for it were you just like oh he's because I had had such a toxic horrible relationship before that at first I guess because you're quite young and we are drawn into the toxicity like it's all the making up and then like the arguments and the making up. It's very dramatic, but it's addictive. It's weird. But it got to a point where it was going on for so long.

It drained the life out of me. And I was like, I just need to be loved and just have someone really lovely. Yeah. You know, you almost forget about what's important when you've been treated like that. It's quite weird anyway i think there's a big difference between having a spark with someone someone being a dick

to you and having a long distance girlfriend and being a lad who's not saying nice you know but i also think that perhaps there's something in like your mind that you're almost like stopping yourself from allowing yourself to have a spark because you're like oh they're too nice you know when you're like yeah too nice but sometimes someone just can be like such a charmer and such a gentleman you've got to have a spark you've got to have the spark there's got to be something there you just know if you know who is like an example of someone in a film who's actually a really nice guy that gives such a sparky vibe can we just imagine that that? Can we just... Adam's down to me. I kind of fancy him there.

He makes me laugh. Anyone who makes you laugh, I'm in love with you. Yeah, Sophie loves a good joker. I don't love a good joker, but like, I need someone,

I don't know, but like, you laugh with Toby. Yeah, you find each other so funny. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's just got to be a spark. You've just got to have a spark.

It's a je ne sais quoi that just is between you and them. but you have to to also like remove yourself from toxicity because toxicity is not good for anybody you can have a spark without having the toxic yes 100 have got it and yeah it does exist it does exist okay i'm really sorry i hope that helped do feel for you though we've all been drawn into that toxic but don't worry it's happened to all of us i do think it's like a um something you might grow out of as well 100 it's a phase of your life it's a phase of your life in the stage and like just a chapter and you know every chapter makes a book right oh god wow what was that out of nowhere right bride or bridezilla i think you've been pretty good bride i think i've been a stunning bride this week because i've not even really mentioned the wedding stunning no no no you i

remember you went radio silent on me on friday and you're like i have done so much for the wedding oh it's true i've been a stunning bride she's been a stunning bride yeah did so much for the wedding spoke to my wedding planner for a whole day basically yeah lovely stuff what about you um my not so single dories is we had the run-in with the ex so the current boyfriend met the ex that was a funny funny funny moment this is on saturday night guys that was a pinnacle moment to be fair we did manifest that because how many times are we talking about him and sophie was like we're gonna see him now that's so weird yeah because on thursday but, we were basically strolling about where he was

and Melissa was like, we're going to see him and I was like, we're going to see him, we're going to see him, we're going to see him. Lo and behold, Saturday, we turn around,

he's right there. Toby walks over with drinks and goes, don't want to freak anyone out, but I'm pretty sure I'm right here. And suddenly, he was like a shark

right behind Toby and I was like, he's behind you. Oh my God. He's behind you. Yeah you yeah but everyone met it was lovely friendly i kept being like have you met have you met toby have you met toby they had a hug it was quite sweet yeah so that moment happened and gone and then jamie spoke to him and melissa was so drunk she was like jamie stop speaking to him that's weird yeah to be fair it was a bit weird It was Tell us you're not So single diary

That was quite a big Pinnacle moment That was a big Pinnacle moment In our relationship Toby did very well He did very well He took it like a

Man that he is He's such a man Such a man Rate the wine We didn't drink Because we shot a tequila And I'm going to rate it A seven

Because I feel quite drunk I'm going to rate it A four Because it's disgusting And every time I shot a tequila and I'm going to rate it a seven because I feel quite drunk I'm going to rate it a four because it's disgusting and every time I do a tequila shot I now feel really sick oh do you feel sick now

no you feel a little bit fast how do you not remember the tequila shot do you okay so this is what happened don't tell everyone that I had like my black from Saturday

I don't want to no no no Toby was like no we didn't do shots and then I said all I can remember is taking half a shot I do this guys

I like sip at shots which is so not the thing to do which is what I've done today which is why I've probably not even had a full shot i sipped half of it licked the lemon i went back for the other half and then had the lemon you were watching me like what the fuck are you doing do you not remember that you just i don't really remember it okay let's not draw attention to the fact i don't remember guys i don't know i don't remember so many patches we had a long a long day we had a. We had a lovely day though. A lovely day, but it won't be happening for a while. No, no.

Detox. We'll detox it after today. We're terrible, aren't we? Terrible, isn't it? But anyway guys, we love you. We do love you. Bye.

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