Wednesdays - Ep 54: telling someone what you really want in the bedroom

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

Happy Wednesday! Today we grapple with how to tell someone what you like in the bedroom, sex at festivals and boys being shady on Instagram. Plus, Sophie’s hen-do planning is underway…P.S For everyone concerned Melissa IS a bridesmaid!This week we drank https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/306655269Melissa Rating: 7Sophie Rating: 2.5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Hey. Hey. What's up? There's cameras on us today, guys. We've got some lighting. It's all very scary and it's all very hot. It's so hot. Do you know what? I thought I had hormonal problems because I'm slitshy. That means I do as well then. What are those things? They're all quite rude, those things. You know when you're like sweating like a something in a something. Sweating like a pig? No, but you're like sweating like a something in a something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they're quite legit anymore these days. Oh my God, it's very, very hot. Anywho. Anywho. We're in a give me because it's Friday. Guys, today we are drinking a Prosecco, pink Prosecco, Tesco's finest, and it was $9.99.

Treating ourselves this week. To be fair, it's actually not too bad. I always feel like Prosecco really tastes the same to me. Do you not think? I don't really like Prosecco. No, you don't. She's very stuck up about Prosecco. She'll only have champagne.

No, no. I just think Prosecco needs to be like so cold. Otherwise it tastes really sweet. I know what you mean. But then again, I think everything kind of does have to be cold. Yeah. Even if it's a wine, like really cold. But you can't really put ice in Prosecco.

That's the only issue with it. Whereas in the summer, Rose, you shove loads of ice in it. Yeah. It's a wine night, really cold. But you can't really put ice in Prosecco. That's the only issue with it. Whereas in the summer, Rose, you shove loads of ice in it. Yeah. It's lovely. It's really nice. Why did we go for Prosecco? That was my fault.

No, I said also Prosecco and you went yes, Prosecco. I know. I don't know why I decided that. Because it's like a bit of bubbles before you're going to sink into the wine later. That's why. It's like a nice aperity.

I know. I really need to change my frown from upside down is that what it is my frown upside down yeah she got up on the wrong side of bed this morning this morning you were actually in a really good mood yeah i was in a really good mood i got in a really bad mood because i'm really sweaty yeah i'm just like i'm a sweat but there's nothing i can do about it so if i get in a bad mood it's just gonna make it no but you just got ready so you're not that you're quite fresh out the shower i'm quite fresh out the shower i need to go have like a scrub what's that little floaty floaty i know that was weird wasn't it like a

little tiny spider do you remember those little white things that would float about in in sabbatine in the garden no and i used to i called them fairies dandelion yeah i thought they were fairies they give me um really bad hay fever do you know what my hay fever is not that bad this it's creeping and i sneezed five times today although having said that listen to my sniffle sniffle yeah just like a big horrible block nose it's just never nice is it when you get drunk you're the same as me we get nasal and loud but normally we're not i know it's so weird when we're drunk we're like i listen we sound the same when you were a bit pissed when i was in mexico and I was like no I'm crying because you sound like a different person we're so nasally we're very nasally we're very loud but it's like my

brother says that me and Sophie shrill when we get drunk okay and he's like the shrill goes three and he's only seen you like drunk twice and when he saw me I was drunk and he obviously sees me drunk all the time he's like oh my god the shrill the shrills back it's it's because we go nice yes we do to be fair i feel like we're in the same boat as a lot of people not the only ones surely this is what you keep saying this is your new thing you go surely you did it when you were really drunk the other day and i was like what's that oh my gosh you know me i really drunk the other day and I was like, what's that? Oh my gosh, you know when we were really drunk the other day? We sound like we're drunk all the time. We're not.

We made plans, apparently, the next day to go to White City with Toby, have lunch and something. Toby did it. No! I was like, that's a lie. He was like, no. He's like, we had it set in stone. You two were going to go climb. I was going to go to White City and Gemma,

you were going to meet me there. We were going to have lunch. No. I was like, no, that's not true. And he's like, yes, it is. I have no recollection. I was like, if Sophie would have like, she would have said it the next day.

No, what? I have no recollection. Neither do I. But I do. I think we went like this we sat down basically update guys because we're not going to talk about news this week we're just going to give you an update on our lives we've had a bit of a we've we've got a bit wild this week jamie was away and i was like oh and the cats away the dogs will play is that the same don't know but i like

that saying oh yeah well no when the well yeah um um, when the, when the, well, yeah, I'm, I'm, yeah. She's rambling. So, she and I went for a really, really civilized dinner. We got so drunk. I don't, I have no idea how it happened or escalated. I just don't know. I know. It all happened very, very quickly.

You know what it is for me? So, it was the bubbles. It's the Prosecco. When you have a lot of bubbles, it goes to your head faster. No, you, yeah, because, but I met Chobi and Melissa. Very quickly before. With a little drink at this. it's the Prosecco when you have a lot of bubbles it goes to your head faster no you yeah because I met Toby and Melissa very quickly before

with a little drink at this like really lovely little bar in Notting Hill called Franklin's there was a god forsaken dog that was like yapping about it

oh my god that dog really scarred me it was obviously a very distressed dog didn't like seeing other dogs and it wasn't like it was just barking right it was like it was

it was like it was honestly having a heart attack it was really like actually disturbed me a a bit yeah it shook me for the whole day it wasn't fun and um then we went and met our very good friend ruby who's been on the podcast shout out to ruby and we i don't know why but we were like let's get a bottle of prosecco and then i started ordering my tequila soju and limes like sorry on a tuesday yeah we were just really up for it and i remember ruby putting on the group chat before like guys should i cancel my gym session in the morning we were like do you know what that planted the seed for me because i wasn't even gonna really drink i didn't even think we

were drinking i was happy to have one glass and then i was like oh and then not to be fair i put on the guy went to be fair gasping for a drink and you went i'm gasping and then it just got us like ready for it yeah that was it it all started ruby i'm blaming you ruby it's all your fault she said shall i cancel my gym session i was like sorry and we were like no we're climbing in the morning i was like we both got gym at 9 30 lo and behold none of us jammed i ordered a joe and the juice in bed at 9 30 like what terrible terrible yeah we did not, Jim. Right, should we move on to the dilemmas? God, we're really scooting on through.

Sorry, we are, but I'm desperate to get into it. But we do have like one thing we want to just bring up about the Kim, Kim and the tattoo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, I need to talk to the girls and boys about this, to the listeners. Melissa already knew it. But Kim, you know that tattoo that everyone mad about,

about Pete Davidson having Kim tattooed on him? It's actually printed on Tim. melissa already knew it but kim you know that tattoo that everyone mad about about pete davison having kim tattooed on him it's actually printed on him it's a stamp it's a stamp what do they call it like a something stamp i love sam no it's basically well it's just like it's like a tag i love to heat it up and then like stamped into him it's branded he's been branded he's been branded um and also it came out that he has like three to four or many more tattoos and her favorite one is um my girl is a lawyer that's quite cool to be fair i can imagine jamie actually getting a wee tattoo of something to do with you but that's because he's got a couple he was gonna get taco at one point because like we like tacos so i was like i don't

think that's very good you get a little um a lamb. A little lamb. Yeah, but like, lamb's that cool? Probably not. No, but maybe just lamb written full stop. Quite sweet. I don't think my dad would appreciate him getting another tattoo. But who's he to have a judge pair? Well, Toby. No, Toby.

He's a pure, pure man. He's called Nair Piercing. Yeah, you're right. We could get Nair Piercing. When I was first single, I went through a face. Me and Sophie were going to get our star star signs or something really basic that's what we were thinking we were like it was such a basic thing but then i really liked what my star sign i like liberty and i'd have done it there and then there's the star constellation no i i just

would get bored of it i drop and change my mind about things all the bloody time i could not get something on my body permanently i know i've never i've never been are you suggesting i get sophie tattooed on me yeah imagine one day we do that no branded stamped no the branding thing is just absolutely absurd it's so weird but maybe i'd get my child that's weird and it's half i'm just forget it i'm not getting a tattoo i'm not cool enough it's just not very me It's not me It looks I'd love it for summer Winter get it rid Do you know what I mean

Right but then winter It's covered up So why do you care Because like In my wedding dress And if I'm wearing a ball gown But then again Like Angelina Jolie

Looks banging with her Yeah she does Mind you it depends How small it is I mean we're not talking Bloody sleep are we I think that Jamie Would get one of you

And it wouldn't be weird at all Because he's got Little bits and bobs all over him of like, like important things and funny things that have happened to him, right? They're not important. One of them,

none of them are important. They're all just because he thought he was cool at the time. Okay, well then maybe. But maybe that's a reason for him to get one. Maybe we should just say, I like tattoos. I think tattoos are hot.

Whoa, am I right? I've just gone straight to it. Guys, she said one sip and it's... No, but I do. I don't dislike tattoos. I think they're attractive. sip and it's no but I do I don't dislike tattoos I think they're attractive but maybe not when you're like I don't know

like I don't dislike tattoos I think I think Ruby's tattoos are cool too like they really suit her they really suit her I don't look at Ruby

and think oh you've got tattoos no not me but they're just on her hands they're no wraps yeah you're right they're just on her hands and they're very dainty

and little that's actually quite wild that she's only got them on her hands yeah and they're very small andty and little. That's actually quite wild that she's only got them on her hands. Yeah. And they're very small and little, dainty little things. Okay, Dianna. I'm not sure how to tell my boyfriend what I like in bed. Any tips how to approach? Ooh, down to you, honey.

I wouldn't have a fucking clue. Neither would I. I'm a very normal, boring person in bed, to be honest with you. Yeah, like what does she mean? I don't know. Maybe she's into certain things and I'm a very normal, boring person in bed, to be honest with you. Yeah, like, what does she mean? I don't know. Maybe she's into certain things and she wants to tell him, but she's too scared. Oh, I'd be too scared. I'm really not kinky, but if I was, I'd be way too scared. I'm very prudish, actually.

So let's give some advice, then. How do we... We can't tell her not to say anything. Oh, I would say... Do you know what I'd do? I'd go, oh my God, Jamie, Melissa and Toby do this and see his reaction. I kind of want to try it, actually. Yeah, I'd be like, should we try it?

Apparently it's really good. When you're a bit piddled to see the reaction. We can't always say piddled, like if they're drunk. But it's always a good thing to be like the next day, you know what? Like, I was a bit drunk, but actually like just to gauge the, yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, that's what I would say.

I blame on Melissa or whoever your best friend is and say that. Yeah, blame on the other person. That's a good one. Okay. Quick fiery one the other person. That's a good one. Okay, quick fiery one, next up. Yeah. My boyfriend,

11 months, never posts me on his main, just on his C3. Close friends, is that a red flag? Yes, it fucking well is. I think that is a red flag.

We've spoken about this many a times before. I just think shady ass motherfucker. I so agree. What's he, why? Why are you trying to appear But why only on the close friends? Yeah. That's like even more shady because it's not like he's

a private person because you're doing it to your close friends yeah yeah so all your mates know but it's just like the greater to the girls who just follow you no we don't like that to be fair toby to try and do that to me but for different reasons obviously it's apparent that i'm with him i feel actually feel really bad because i j obviously, I joked about that on the podcast and he has actually had a couple of messages from people. Has he? What, being like, you shady with it? Yeah, yeah.

Should I read you one out? Quite funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys having our back. I love it. I know. I was like, I honestly was like, love you. No, it was actually a boy.

Oh, you boys. But he was, okay, right, going, he goes, your recent podcast about your BF, red flag, talking about being embarrassed to have you on his instagram as he wants to see single do better yeah he messaged me do you better do you remember yes i do remember that but toby also had a message from a girl being like quite funny love you guys obviously guys love you boy toby's not embarrassed to be with me just fyi no he's absolutely not you can be prouder yeah it's not about that anyway yeah I think it's a major red flag I think it's a red

flag and if I were you I'd probably just be like yeah would you bring it up I think maybe I would get to a point where I would post a picture of them and then maybe afterwards be like would you actually ever do this to me like is there a point what why is this weird do you find it weird I'm posting a picture of you yeah yeah i would yeah put it back on him and be like you never do it to me but who cares i'm gonna do it for you tag you so everyone can see it what would i actually do sorry let me just really i don't think i would bring it up i'm too like i think that would really upset me actually i'm really putting i'd feel really upset and i think I'd probably at some point just be like

in a group scenario I probably you know sometimes I'm a bit bit of a coward and I'd probably just like send him a message one day because sometimes I find it hard to say things face to face back like if I was in there obviously Jamie now I say 11 months so that's a long time no 11 months I was still quite like you know you're still fresh you're not even a year and I'd probably just message and be like you know unless you could fresh you're not even a year and i'd probably just message and be like you know unless you could set face face it's always better but i'd probably message and be like explain it's upsetting me like i feel like you're embarrassed that you're obviously able to to your close friends but not to the public or whatever who's he got following

and maybe i would also say like you know what someone else has actually brought it up to me and now it's like it's obviously we blame it on everyone no but like you can probably if i was you i would say it's not just me noticing it at this point like my friends are noticing it as well and i don't really know what to say back to them because it is something that i'm insecure about so like can you just help me understand what it is yeah yeah okay you don't want to come across as too aggressive because it might it might just be an innocent thing on his part. I doubt it. But like.

He could just be like a bit shy. Nah. Or do you know what? If someone uses their close friends, that means they use Instagram a lot. No, but maybe like his mum and dad are on his close friends. He's got weird relations. Like you just don't know. They're all of these sort of.

I don't know. We need some more info. Can we have some more info? Yeah, can we have a follow up on that please go on dilemma three still love my ex and we're camping together

at a festival because of our friendship group we need more information on this why do you and the ex not together okay if you still yeah that's really vague

you can't expect us to answer that it depends why you're not with him but if you're still in love with him and you know the relationship broke up for, like, whatever circumstances, and he wasn't a dick and didn't break up with you, then I just try and make it happen, if I'm honest with you. If you're still in love with someone, it's really hard to stay away.

I always see people be like, an ex is an ex for a reason. I do agree with that. But then a lot of exes, like, get back together and then it works really well. So it's, like, really hard. I think if, like, I think follow your heart. Like, if you fancy someone and you're still in, like, do what you want. It's so dependent.

You're going to get with each other if he feels the same way. Like, you will. You're at a festival together. Yeah, it's a number two. You're going to have some drinks. You're staying in the same camping tent. Like, it's going to happen.

Don't beat yourself up over it and don't overthink it as what i would do you only live once if you want to do it do it yeah but if he was addicted and cheated on you then it's a whole other situation also get your friend's opinion on it because your friends will know the situation your best of friends and they will say to you like they will be like no way don't do it yeah but that's the thing because they know him and they and yeah they'll know the situation but no friends ever want you getting back with the ex no one no one goes yeah go on get back with your ex no matter how good the relationship was that's so not true we did that with ruby and res we encouraged them to get back together when she was like i'm just not happy i love him we were like go back with him then whatever makes you happy yeah but for ages we've

tried to split them up but only because she was only because yeah there was an issue and they were unhappy and my point is is when your best friends are somebody all you hear is the bad side of that person like i don't call you go jamie did this and i love him so much i call you and i go jamie's really pissed me off about this are you oh you know that when do i ever say like you would never but if i can consistently did that and if we were at the point where we had broken up we probably had got to a point where you were like just break up like it's not working so then you would be like sophie don't go back there wouldn't you yeah it's hard just i would just i would just go follow your gut follow your gut follow your gut your gut is the but then you have a drink and

your gut's out the window very true there's no gut the festival's a situation can you go sober to the festival no you know what you're at a festival if you make a mistake and you shag him it's not the end of the world

people have done a lot worse at festivals and people have done a lot worse in general and also life's so long like get one last fun night in yeah

might as well get a good shagging out of it I don't know i don't why are we saying shit with this one because because we don't know any more information yeah i need to say a bit more okay right let's just say that the scenario is we'll give scenario name we'll give yeah okay the scenario a is that he was a dick broke up with her or she broke up with him because he was a dick cheated wasn't nice to her nice to her. Whatever. The relationship was toxic. It didn't work. They broke up.

Okay. Scenario B is he moves to another country or they have stuff. Bro. Another county or they decide like we've been together a bit too young. We're so young. And you know we've kind of we're growing up. We need to explore a bit more. Like still love you.

But like right now I need to be single. Yeah. That's what I think it is. If it's scenario B, 100% go back there. Yeah, get in that sleeping bag. If it's scenario A, I would ask your friend's opinion. If it's scenario A, yeah, I would. And I would really tap into your brain and conscious. Intuition.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm really sorry. We need more info you're gonna have to give us a follow up on that one but I feel you but also kind of like

jealous it's quite far you know I'm not jealous but I know what you mean it's like the excitement of that is like you're going to a festival

with somebody you really fancy and you're really comfortable with them like how sweet is that yeah it's not like you like because the festival's quite gross when you're not comfortable

with somebody sharing camping with them I'd be like oh don't don't like come near me I'd like to because the festival is quite gross when you're not comfortable with somebody sharing camping with them. I'd be like, oh, don't come near me. I'd like to know what festival this is. That's going to be all something. That's going to be bloody ages away. It could be ages away. We don't know. It could be a dream.

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stressing about a boyfriend's weekend away. Uh-oh. My boyfriend of four years went for a boy's weekend away with the lads abroad. We have had issues in the past regarding trust issues but overall we are happy after one of his big nights out with the lads abroad i saw that he had loads more followers on instagram about after that night out when i asked him about this over the phone he said what are you talking about and then later

admits that some of the girls from the bar had followed him what you can find also just interrupting this you can see who the recent followers are if you go into their followers and you scroll down admits that some of the girls from the bar had followed him. What? You can find, also, just interrupting this, you can see who the recent followers are, if you go onto their followers, and you scroll down past the mutual ones, and you can see all the ones that he's recently followed. Shut the fuck up doing it right now. You're joking. Okay, seriously, someone told me.

No, I don't believe that. It's true. It's true, because I tested the theory. It works. Yeah. News to us all right there we go guys you learned something new from this podcast so we're at the bit where what are you talking about and the leader admits that some girls from the bar had followed him when i questioned him about that he said that he said i was just chatting with some girls and they

asked my instagram so i added them i then asked have you followed them back he said well i had my phone out in front of them they accepted the follow request my phone and i followed them oh am i crazy for feeling insecure and annoyed about this am i overreacting doesn't sit right that he's following random girls on instagram from night's out but also don't want to suffocate him being an annoying girlfriend some advice would be fantastic fully unacceptable fully annoyed i mean fully unacceptable no i'll tell you why but number one why are you talking to them at the bar yeah you're on a lad's trip talk to your lads you're in a relationship you're not single number two why are you even getting your phone out because that's either going to lead to number or instagram like what

are you doing it's pervy and creepy and gross and you're in a relationship number three if they follow you you go lol and you walk away yeah i'm annoyed for you i'm annoyed jamie did that be a view it's not a necessarily a dumpable offense but it could lead it could lead to like trust issues i would just be a bit like you are you 12 like i would be a livid god i'm real psychic what's in this bisaco no but imagine it's okay imagine the shoes on the other foot we go to a bar there's a group of boys around us like i would never dream of it exactly it's giving your number out that's basically what it's line to communication it's line to communication you had it here first don't like that i'm not happy about that and you're not i don't necessarily think it's a dumbful offense but it's definitely on the road to like yeah what could she do because like if she reacts like a psycho which i definitely would i would 100 you just don't entertain a

conversation with loads of other girls fair enough it's like oh my why are all the girls following him that's weird like who i've never gone to a bar and been like oh she won't get out instagrams how does that even come up in conversation so weird is he like ripped on instagram or something like why is he wanting to show himself off i don't know i really want to see how this played out i'm really pissing me off actually i'm furious i'm not happy about that no i'm not you're not being psycho and you're not being crazy but what'd she do about it i would lose my fucking shit i'd be like you're i just do you know what i would do with jamie i'd just be like you're a bit embarrassing and i'd ignore him for two days no i mean this is like

back in the day when we're outside dating not that he'd even do that then but like you know what i mean we're not we're not quite at that stage now but if that happened back in the day i'd just be like you're this is the sort of thing that could happen to me so if this happened to me now you're an embarrassing toby and i just wouldn't i wouldn't raise rise to it i just say you're embarrassing and i'm not into it i would lose my mind yeah it's fucking weird it's fucking weird i'm not into it at all neither am i right it's not a vibe i don't like it he's not in my good books bride or brides-in-law so do you want to tell them

guys I'm a bridesmaid that's why we got hammered on Tuesday because I gave her a pat on the back yes that is why it was a big old celebration

it was a moment and I was the last one to be asked no my sister's last and his sister's not been asked but they know they are

also no yeah so we all knew we were bridesmaids before but it was like it was like um it was very very sweet and she okay i'm gonna tell you what she put in it so this is really gorgeous like gg and olive box like all these lovely like which by the way is such a lovely gift brand shout so clever it's such a good idea um and then there was this really sweet handwritten note, which was like so cute. I haven't had a handwritten card. How bad was my writing? I was shocked at how I wrote.

No, no, no, guys. She was getting frustrated with me, as she always does. Because obviously I'm so dyslexic. It took me like half an hour to read the card. She's like, you done yet? I was like, give me a minute. I've had a drink. You're writing shit.

It's dark in here and I'm dyslexic. There's a lot going on. Slash, I was like crying because it was like making me quite emotional. So sweet. But yeah. So what am I going to have to do

as your bridesmaid? Anything? Or is that all down to your sister made of honour? No, no, no, no. It's down to you. So you've got to help my sister, you and the other bridesmaids

to decide on my hair and you've got to basically put me first. It's all about me. It is all about you. No, but like, it's really all about me. Even when she's not getting married first it's all about me it is all about you no but like even though she's not even when she's not getting married it's all about sophie that is so untrue and so unfair like i like you've had this fact no that is so untrue it's equally about both you and

i melissa calls me 10 times about a crease in her face like i'm like melissa and then there's no and then sophie goes okay back to you right let's yeah it's definitely not all about me um i'm just shaking no i can't wait the hen do i'm trying to think what you have to do really well if i cry and oh god well this is all exciting things if i have a big spot on my face on the day you have to draw one on for you too okay yeah i'll do that what label are you gonna give me for the bride you're a draw one on for you too okay yeah i'll do that what label are you gonna give me for the bright you're a bit of everything you're in like don't be so diplomatic you're deaf no because you're definitely gonna help with my hair and makeup because you're brutally honest and i love your taste and we just have the same vibe um and you will tell me if my

makeup looks shit you'll tell me if my hair looks shit like that's that's our relationship which i really value um hen do you tell me if it's going to be bad uh we won't let it get we won't yeah we've already been like no you need to get married at this time you're like no not at the beginning and the end of may so you are in a bit of everything and also hen do like you do need to be involved so sorry get those little hands out because you're gonna be in every every yeah what are we gonna do in every pie i hope what are we gonna do what's the bridesmaids dress is gonna be i don't know have you picked a color theme no i wouldn't you got something in your if you got something in your mind no i kind of thought lilac but then maybe not i love lilac it really depends when i go to the venue and see what flowers i think that's when maybe i'll video

call you in the venue. I mean, you probably won't be able to come with me. You're going to have to make a bridesmaids group chat. Yeah, but I've got two. Oh, no, there is one. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. Are we going to go abroad?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to do it. Well, it's actually not up to you. It's up to us. Yeah, it's up to you. Can't wait. Oh, my God. That's going to be wild. i love it that you actually have no choice in the decision but wait how many days do you think i think we just do two days and one day it's not up to you hun okay it's not up to me

hun god it must be quite hard having to block someone's like calendar out for that like you gotta get all your appointments in and stuff before yeah well you'll have to tell me the dates like oh obviously it's not just gonna be i quite like it when you see those videos of people that get like kidnapped in the middle like they have no idea they're going on a hen or anything no that's not me and they get taped i've seen a video where it's a stag do and they like come and get him obviously the wife's like in on it the future wife they like look like he looks like he's being kidnapped he's honestly terrified because it's like so not at the time where he thought the stag was and then he gets put on a private jet which is wild and then they all go to like vegas or

something and it's so there you go take some note from that i am honey not the private jet you're definitely gonna get masked put in a straight jacket out of your apartment i wonder what jamie's stag's gonna be like that's gonna be we've got a top it's got to be better than Jamie's right well that's there's a lot of pressure on us but we're way more fun because we are way more fun yeah they're old old hags hags hags they're stags aren't they stags the old stags the old stags yeah we're way more fun and young big summer blowout so that's bridezilla and bride situation and not so single diaries what's happened with you this week not much has happened between now and then other than the tuesday night which you were there yeah not maybe well tonight you're going on date night tonight

we're going on a lovely date night and then yeah and then tomorrow i'm going out with my girls and we're all meeting up with a lot of people afterwards and all the girls are like, can you bring Toby? Because we have to meet him. It's unacceptable that we haven't really yet. He's not there. No, well, Ali has. Let's rate the wine.

Okay, I'm not going to be too horrible. 2.5, I really don't like it. Oh, gosh, she hates it. But I drank loads of it. I've had a lot more than you. I think it's because I've had a lot of coffee today, so I've got a really horrible coating on my teeth i need to go do they feel furry they feel oh my god i hate the furry tea oh like i've literally so i'm going straight to dinner from

here and i've told jamie to bring my toothbrush in the bag because obviously i brushed my teeth this morning but i've been out all day and the furry i also like it's nice to brush your teeth before dinner isn't it because like yeah before I go out for dinner I'm so self conscious of having my smelly like whatever but like also having a fairy tongue oh

have you guys ever spoken to someone with a fairy tongue no what's that like a yellow tongue yeah like a white tongue like a yellow tongue I've seen a few

with a fairy tongue at Glastonbury last year I was speaking to people and I was like ooh mid the covid mid covid I went to Glastonbury broke all the rules to people and I was like, whoa. Mid-COVID. Mid-COVID, I went to Glastonbury for all the rules.

Two years ago, I remember like... How crazy is that? That it was like, honestly, it might have been three years ago. It was three years ago. Three years ago, I went to Glastonbury. God, that's mind-mental. Save yours, yeah, last year. Last year, we were at Glastonbury. No, but...

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I am sweating back here. We're sweating, we stink, and I've got a fairy tea. But we don't have a fairy tongue, so it's all right. We don't have a fairy tongue, so it's okay. Bye, guys.

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