Wednesdays - Ep 57: Gen Z slang and belly button fetishes ft. Lewys Ball

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

Hold onto your hats because the wonderful Lewys Ball is joining us on the sofa today to help us answer your dilemmas and give us a Gen Z education. IT’S A GOODIE ! This week we are drinking a White Chardonnay from Bunch In A Box - https://www.amazon.co.uk/White-Vegan-10-5-%C2%A36-49-bottle/dp/B08S41S37L/ref=sr_1_12?dchild=1&keywords=Bunch+in+a+Box+wine&qid=1622031683&sr=8-12 Sophie Rating: 7.5Lewys Rating: 7.5Melissa Rating: 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh yeah, okay. This is what we do on this podcast We have a little sippy sip of wine We have like a bottle We get really pissed Okay, this is my type of podcast You're not allowed to leave until you're really hammered Oh, he does the Melissa

He does the swell She does it without ice Without ice, she still goes Yeah, but you're meant to do it without ice You silly sausage Because you're meant to smell it Oh, yeah But with the ice, I do it. Yeah, but you're meant to do it without ice, you silly sausage, because you're meant to smell it. Oh, yeah. But with the ice, I do it, and then the listeners get annoyed

because it's like this in the microphone. It's a natural reflex for me. As soon as I hold a wine glass, it, like, ups my posture, and I'm like, it's the same way when I put a bag on. I start, like, walking different instead of when I don't have a bag. I so know what you mean. It's, like, it's just a natural reflex. It's worse if you, like like put on a pair of heels.

I'm like out the way everywhere. It's very rare for me because I never wear heels. I genuinely think I wasn't born as a woman because I would be the most unbearable person. Anytime I put heels, I'd be clip-clopping everywhere. I wouldn't sit down just because I'd love the attention. Clip-clop, clop-clop. I get so embarrassed when I've got loud boots on.

You know, when you're walking, you're like, wow, loud, loud, loud. I'm like, oh God, I feel like'm like bringing too much of an energy i'm like i just need to tone it down for the moment then when i've had a drink i'm fine watch me clip cloth everywhere watch you clip cloth with your training this is really cool it's called bunch in a box and it's a boxed wine so it's basically like a bunch of grapes in a box right i think that's what they're going for oh yeah i didn't really think that here and i think that well i froze grapes yesterday, guys. Oh. Why?

Delicious tree. Frozen grapes. Frozen blueberries. No. No, no. Frozen grapes because they don't go frozen. They're like a sorbet.

I saw a thing where people were freezing fruit and then using them as ice cubes. Yeah, I've seen that. Or maybe they froze the fruit in the ice cube thing and then it's like quite fun in a rosé

if you do it with a strawberry. Right, should we have a sip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. What is it though? Sauvignon Blanc. I'm still in the phase of like 14 year olds where it's just like any type of alcohol,

give it to me, I'll drink it. Like the taste doesn't- You're not fussy. Yeah, the only thing is no Sambuca and no red wine. I love a Sambuca. Oh my gosh. Oh no, it tastes like cough syrup, I can't bear it. Oh my gosh. Oh no, it tastes like cough syrup. I can't bear it.

No, but it doesn't. It tastes like licorice. I don't like licorice. That's the problem. I would be offended if someone offered me a sambuca shot, but I feel like I speak about it enough publicly that if you were to give it to me, it would be like a hate crime.

Would you do it if I begged you? I only did it once because someone who I didn't know, like never knew before, like came up to me and bought it to me as like a shot. And I was like, this is really, really rude. I mean,

it was £20 a shot and I was like, it's just really, really rude if I don't do it and then I did and I was like, I had flashbacks.

Like, I still to this day, like I smell licorice and I'm like, ooh. I'm like that whenever I smell Red Bull or it just reminds me

of the Jager bombs and I'm like, meh, because I've thrown up so badly on them before. So like, whenever I smell Red Bull, even like,

you know, people have it in the days, like an energy drink. I'm like, get away from me so badly on them before so like whatever I smell Red Bull even like you know people have it in the days like an energy drink I'm like get away from me now yeah it makes me violently unwell well if I'm tired and I'm just like I can't be bothered for this night out my go-to drink will be double vodka Red Bull oh we can't speak I my friend Arabella used to not drink at uni she used to just be like just have sugar-free Red Bulls like you get the energy so sick so I went on a night out and I was like, Red Bull, Red Bull, Red Bull. I had full of panic. Like, do not try it at home.

I lay in bed and I was like, and from that day over, the smell of one actually gives me the feeling of that, that feeling. It's so sweet.

You're now worrying, you're now, uh-oh, the panic. Because I think so. As of recently, I've been saying to everyone, I'm like,

I don't understand. Recently when I drink, I've been getting so panicky. Oh my God. Because right, it like speeds up your heart and tries to slurp down at like, I don't understand. Recently, when I drink, I've been getting so panicky. Oh, my God. It figures, right? It, like, speeds up your heart and tries to slurp down at the same time with the alcohol. And then the vodka slows it down. Oh, my God.

This is full circle. It can give you, like, what doesn't give you a hashtag, but it's a really bad for your heart. Melissa and I had a really busy weekend. We did. But it was very wholesome. It was a very joyous occasion. I had such a nice time.

So, did I in the summer's out? Yes. Did you go out this weekend? So, yeah. On Saturday, the day where it was like 25 degrees i went to this new rooftop bar it opened like two days before we went to like open it's called wagtail and it's i was very skeptical because it had only been open for two days and i was like we're definitely gonna go and it's gonna be like just open really like naff like not like

properly got itself together and the service is always like a bit hit and miss with stuff like that isn't it but it was actually unreal and like the rooftops there the shard is there st paul's is there gookin's there walkie talkie's there tower bridge is there he knows his stuff you see it was only because i was there like wow like that's it was unreal and the food was so good apple spritzes were very underwhelming that's's the only thing. I love an Aperol spritzer. We never drink an Aperol spritzer. I can have one Aperol and then after that, I'm like, maybe not anymore. I can drink four, five, six.

I could drink ten. I literally like. Yeah, I might do that at Tiff's Hen, even though I don't think we've got Aperol. We've got a hen party this weekend. Oh my God. We'll recover before Friday. I'm also so excited.

We need lots of outfits though. Also, she's made a rule no willies, which kind of makes me die. But there might be a stripper, so that's quite close. I don't think there is. There is. There is.

We'll give you guys the update when we get back. We will. Lewis, you always do outfit reviews and they are too funny. So I'm going to get you to comment on your thoughts on the outfits from the billboard music awards last night your met gullible was savage but i loved it thank you i never know where to draw the line with it because sometimes there's no line you get yourself in trouble or no a few occasions have been like i was supposed to go interview someone

and literally two hours before i was supposed to go they were like sorry this is not happening and i was like i was like my manager i was like could you please like ask what happened like i And literally two hours before I was supposed to go, they were like, sorry, this is not happening anymore. Pull the plug. And I was like, I was like, my manager, I was like, could you please like ask what happened? Like, I was really excited about this. And they came back and they were like, we have found like Lewis talking bad about our client online. Who was the client?

And I was like, who was it? And then they said, they sent me the clip and I will go, oh, it was also at the Met Gala, which I feel like wear a boring outfit and you're gonna get shit like yeah i was like she looks stunning but her dress is so boring and they pulled it all because of that to be fair it's probably nothing to do now we now it's out there i'll just find it anyway i know well it's probably had nothing to do with her It was all to do with her teens and higher up Yeah yeah yeah her T.R.P.R God It was Selena Gomez

You were going to interview her? Yeah Oh my god I'm hard of the colour just thinking about it Oh my god that's wild I know And I felt I was just a bit like

Oh Like I didn't know what What a shame Wait sorry Sorry You're living the dream You're going to interview Selena Gomez Yeah

It was like a junket thing Like a test junket but never happened so not that cool anymore didn't happen oh my god i'm so disappointed for you maybe next time i literally didn't say like a dog shit outfit you were just like it's a bit boring well yeah that's the thing because there is like i feel like there's a line where it crosses into like cyber bullying restraining order territory so like i try and like there's a line where it crosses into like cyber bullying, restraining order territory. So like I try and like, if I say something bad, I try and compliment sandwich it. So I'll be like, her hair looks amazing. The dress is fucking disgusting, but she's stunning.

It's when you have to say something bad about one of your friends. You're like, love her to bits, but she's kind of pissing me off today. Do you know what I mean? Or like when they come out in an outfit and you know it's not the right. It's like, it's nice, but I just feel like you could do better. Oh, it's nice, but just not for this today your hair looks really nice down but i prefer it tied up what about the bigger earrings i just think that they'd be a bit nicer god we're pros at this maybe it just says more about our character than actually right we have to comment on these outfits because

i only saw the megan fox machine gun kelly one today i want to comment falsy on courtney kardashian's wedding outfit because what the fuck wait wait i haven't seen it it's a short white beach dress pretty little thing clearance section no it's like you're not gonna get that interview with courtney now after you've said that but like baby it's your first marriage like it's not like we know you've got kids but like yeah but i think it was going along with the whole makeshift wedding vibes because the only people present were courtney's grandmother and travis's dad they were the only two people present oh really was it a really really really small wedding yeah and travis is not really a wedding it's just like yeah and Travis's daughter Alabama

she's like 16 years old she's like a TikToker yeah she was on TikTok live and they like came back in the house like after the wedding and Alabama was like oh

like you guys look nice we're like thanks we just got married she was like oh okay like it was very like makeshifty Vegas

Hitched in Vegas vibe what do we feel about this well because they did try and get married in Vegas right oh did they and then it didn't work I feel sad about it all because I love them so much, so much.

I really am so happy for her. But I feel like I don't like Kourtney's new style of clothing. You never used to be a punk rock chick. I so agree. Why? Like, I know. Like, your identity's being changed. I get we all, like, evolve and transform, but it's like you're...

Look, I feel so happy for her. I do vomit a little bit when i watch the program and they're kissing like me too it's the bet do you know what it is it's the travis bending the neck bend and then the tongue coming out i'm like ah put it back in it's also i also thought the whole like the house showing around the house and then them straddling and like basically having like a little bit of a dry sex moment on the sofa in front of the estate agent it was the very first episode of the new season when they were eating outside at the outside table.

And their mother, their mum, Courtney's mum was present. All the family was there. And they were on top of each other snogging. I was like, have some fucking decency. I know. I'm trying to enjoy my picky bits barbecue, my pesto pine nut salad. And you're over there slopping about.

Like, it's disgusting. I know, I so agree. Sloppings too. That's so about like it's disgusting i know i so agree slopping too that's so there that's sloppy like they are like salivary people i think there was one kiss where there was genuinely like one of those saliva like bits that just like did you not see that i remember being like the saliva chain like the most recent one where like kim has her dinner party and they're like in the background and they're literally like it's the slow moment like just fucking kiss if you want to kiss already it's like get it over and done and paul scott like i know everyone hates him but like i kind of love him i love him do you know the i i mean i am

not as much of a kardashian fan as other people i don't know the depth of the history i don't know the 20-year encyclopedia like backstory of all the here's there's and family trees but the whole like scott being like, oh, I want, like I should be invited to, you aren't a part of that. I get that. It's been so many years. You need to move on at some point.

You can't live the rest of your life needing to be inserted into your ex's family. I get for a few years as a comfort blanket, at some point you need to move on. And also it doesn't help that they're like, you're my blah brother. Like just stop saying that. They're the ones that are involving him. I think it also doesn't help that they keep going like you're my blah brother. Like, just stop saying that if you don't want him to come. They're the ones that are involving him.

I think it also doesn't help that they keep going like, up and up and up and up in the world and getting more famous and more rich and more relevant. And it's always like, yeah. Do you know what I mean? If they like fell off after two years,

trust me, Scott wouldn't be anywhere near that family. He'd be like, my new family, like I love them so much. He'd be like, Kardashian's who? Like, oh, thank God I was never involved in that situation. So true. So, sorry, I God I was never involved in that situation. So true. So, sorry,

I'm just going to put this out there. Kylie Jenner had her child because why is that stomach so flat? Yeah, like six months ago now. And she called it, and she called it Wolf and then retracted it and was like, nah, actually I don't really like

the name anymore, I'm changing it. And no one knows what the Wolf is. Yeah. It's because I'm watching the Kardashians and I'm thinking it's at the same time and it's not. And she's fully because I'm watching The Kardashians And I'm thinking It's at the same time

And it's not And she's fully preggo In the Kardashians I just have a question About Kylie How is she the most famous one Like I don't get it Oh Kylie's my favourite

But why She doesn't change Tell me Because maybe I don't know I just find her so much So kind of boring Yeah me too But I think that's why

I like her so much But she's boring But in a way That it's like You catch a moment It's like Oh like her so much. But she's boring, but in a way that it's like, you catch a moment, it's like, oh, you're actually really funny, but like, you're not obnoxious. You're not too much.

And I don't know. I just like, I think she's got the best style. I think she's always got the best bags, the best outfits. Well, yeah, she's the richest. Yeah, but like also at all of them, price points combined. Oh yeah, the price points are all the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I just like Kylie the best. I do think that her little kiddie winkles outfit, she's getting, like, hate right for, what is it, Stormi's outfit? Yeah. I don't think it's bad

because her shoulder's out. I'm like, little children run around naked as it is, so, like, why does it matter that her shoulder's out? To me, that does not offend me at all. Does it, you? No, and I don't know. The thing is, I mean, obviously no one actually knows what goes on with any of this family.

But anytime you see Stormi, Stormi always seems so happy. Yeah, look at that little face. And all the videos of Kylie, Stormi seems to love Kylie. I feel like with some of the other of their children, they're always like crying

or throwing tantrums on the Kardashians. Whereas Stormi just always seems so well behaved. Like she loves Kylie so much. Like, I don't know. I agree. She looks like a very happy mother and daughter in that picture. She loves, but everyone knows that Kylie's always just wanted to be a mom. Like, I feel like she loves kylie so much like i don't know yeah i agree she looks like a very happy mother

and daughter she loves but everyone knows that kylie's always just wanted to be a mom like i feel like she's just yeah she i feel like she's thriving thriving yeah um megan fox she's another one who's completely transformed her style because of her boyfriend which is like okay i guess but she kind of always had a bit a bit though. Yeah, because she did that horror film with the whole like Jennifer's body. Yeah. That gave a little tinge. Give a little edge.

The vampire vibe. You know, apparently they still drink each other's blood like once a month. They have a sippy sip of each other's blood or something. No, they don't. I swear on my life. Did you not see recently she wore an outfit and this blue like lycra thing

and then she texts like I assume her stylist being like we cut was this expensive I cut a hole in the crotch so we can have sex and the stylist was like

yeah it was I'll fix it and then she Megan posted it she posted it on her Instagram like lol look at us like they love being just so sexual

and I'm just like I'm not sure whether it's maybe it's because does Megan have babies she's got like five kids. Really? With Brian Austin Green, her ex-husband.

Who the fuck is Brian Austin Green? See, Megan Fox was actually quite irrelevant for a really long time until she got back with, until she got with Machine Gun Kelly. It was like, she did Transformers. That was huge. Then she made that horrible comment. She was the it girl.

Like all the straight boys in school would have posters of Megan Fox. Like she was always on. My brother being one of them. When I used to pretend, I would be like, who's just like in school would have posters of Megan Fox like she was my brother being one of them when I used to pretend I would be like who's your step-brother

Megan Fox I love Megan Fox or Rihanna it was one of those to be fair Megan Fox was so so I mean she still is but like back in the day

when she was the ultimate pin-up of the generation she is fire like I mean she just ages backwards it's the blood she's drinking yeah

fucking hell I might start doing that what about that guy for jack jack harley i watched the interview right talk to me about him i'm not sure i don't get it i don't understand why everyone's obsessed i watched the interview that he did with that girl what's emma chamberlain yeah that made me laugh but other than that i'm like i love it quite indescribable it's like i feel like jack harley is just very if you get it you get it if you don't you don't well a lot of my friends It's like, I feel like Jack Harlow is just very, if you get it, you get it. If you don't, you don't. Well, I don't get it. A lot of my friends will be like, what?

But then a lot of my friends will be like, like one of the most attractive people to walk this earth. Stop. Because of his personality, not the way he looks. As in like, he's got like a nurse. He's just so, so confident. And he could flirt with a brick wall. Like he's so, he's so confident.

Is he your celeb crush? One of wall. He's so confident. Is he your celebrity crush? One of them. Who's the other one? I don't know. I have a few. Go on, give us one. Do you know who Aaron Piper is? No.

He's from that Netflix show Elite. No. He's Spanish. What about that really fit one from Euphoria? He is. Jacob Elordi. Jared. Oh, is that him?

Jared Leto. Yeah, not him. Not him. is. Jacob Elordi. Jared. Oh, is that him? Jared Leto. Yeah, not him. Not him. Yeah, Jacob Elordi's good looking. He's hot. He is hot. Jack Harlow is. He's so tall as well.

Like, what, how tall? Six foot six or something, aren't we? Yeah, I once saw him. Well, no, I actually didn't. Walla lie. My friend saw him in Notting Hill walking down Portobello and she was like so fit. He like literally just bellowed above everyone just so fair she's liking that word today have i said it he bellowed above me

um harley clumb i'm not sure we need to be sure but she looks incredible for her age i think she never she never does it oh no the boots are giving me like top shop 2017 with like those white spins are so out a chunky knit dress like yeah yeah yeah winter uniform sock feet i feel like when you get to a certain age you just kind of have to let them be like it's like you aren't gonna be keeping up yeah yeah you're so right i know you have a stylist but like at the end of the day she does have the fun like if a stylist shows up in like a, a skin-tight Kim K outfit, Heidi Klum's not exactly going to be like, love, put that on now. That's the one for me, yeah.

I think my favourite's Kylie, but she's always going to be my favourite. Oh, she's nice. She just looks so good. I'm getting that really... I like Stormi's outfit the best. Stormi's the best. I don't mind.

I think Meghan and Machine Gun Kelly look quite good. Okay, we've got to talk about the Wagatha situation, the wag. So I was only recently kind of educated on this same i'm not gonna lie i'm not so into it but i obviously know that i thought it was colleen rooney suing rebecca vardy but it's the other way around yeah so rebecca vardy was the one who allegedly leaked colleen's close friends right but rebecca's come back and been like that's not true i'm suing you you have no proof but then she's like coincidentally like dropped her phone in a lake and lost all of her computers like so she can't give them evidence guilty yeah that's

that's kind of nuts if you ask me like why would you sue someone and then not be able to be like look I'm proving to you that I'm innocent like oops he lost all the evidence it's gonna prove I do just feel like with all these things, though, like with the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard thing, like, everyone's going in on her. There's memes everywhere. There's TikToks everywhere. And I'm like, this poor girl's going to, like, kill herself.

Like, you feel like the world's against you. Like, it's too much. Isn't she the one that pressed all the charges, though? No, Johnny Depp's suing her for defamation of character. Because she pressed charges. Because she said that he abused her. Yeah. with that whole thing like i feel like the rebecca vardy colleen rooney like that's a bit of jokey like it's like someone's their close friends like lol that's a bit funny everyone can make jokes about it that one i'm just like that is so heavy

like no one needs to be this involved in it like yeah you just need to leave it to like the high adjusters or whatever the court's called and people being like like, I saw a TikTok from a Love Islander and they were like, oh, this week's been boring. Oh, remembering the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard cases starting next week and you've got drama back in your life. These are people's actual lives.

Actual lives. Like this girl, the world is knowing what's happening and everyone is against her. How come it's televised? Surely they could choose for it to be more of a private case. I think I'm pretty sure every court is in public in the right of public interest so like every court hearing the public has access to that's why at all i didn't know that god i hope i never get put in the court i actually did

should i tell you a story so i lost my license i was like 18 and your driving license yeah my driving license okay sorry yeah what other license i don't know i was just like what you mean your driving licence? yeah my driving licence okay sorry yeah but what other licence? I don't know I was just like what? you lost your licence? yeah so I lost my driving licence but the story is that prior to divorce I was living with my mum the tickets were going and you know before you like

have been driving for like a year or something you can only actually get like three points or something before you get then you get that's it so I got those three points but they were like

you need to send me back your licence collected them got them tick done and they were like send me back your license. Collected them. Got them, tick, done. And they were like, send me back your license so we can put them on your license. And I just was never getting any of the letters

because I was living with my mom. Right. And I just, my dad was in Spain. And then they, a year later, like I got taken to court to try and get my license back. Didn't have a license for a year. I had to stand there and be like,

I see if you'd be swear solidly. And my mom was having a skin appeal at the same time and she's in the audience and i in the audience in the court yeah in the court room and i'm like they're trying to be really like solemn look really scared and i turned to the left and my mom half her face is peeling off and she's like this and i was like oh my god i just started laughing how old were you 18 oh my god yeah i was supposed to go to court but went on holiday instead but i did this as in jury i can't no no so i came back home and checked my post box from holiday and i had a missed letter which was like your court hearing is on this day for what basically i had paid my council tax but for some reason they thought i hadn't. So it all turned out to be fine.

So obviously when I saw this letter, I was like, holy shit. I'm going to go upside and there's going to be police like outside my flat. But I was like, I called my mom. I was like, mom, what the hell do I do? What the hell? She's like, just Google it. Like if the court case and it turns out it went to court and they were like, oh, no, he actually has paid.

It's fine. And the court case was like closed. But I didn't realize that I had had the letter. And now I check my post like every week. But I used to like not check my post for like months because i'm just like who sends me letters nowadays like everything's online me and sophie are so bad i have anxiety i don't get anxious sophie knows i'm this unanxious person something about post makes me so beyond anxious because you see there is a pile of post on my table that's just never been opened the brown

letter i'm like and it's like please do not ignore this letter and i'm like i'm just gonna pretend like that's like future melissa will deal with that yeah it's scary because i'm like if it's urgent you're gonna email me anyway or call me or knock on my door i think like if i don't have to they must do not take this advice because i'm also like surely there's someone's gonna tell me if it's really important like surely someone will contact me. Like, that's what you think? It's surely like my normal dad will contact me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think we'll ever grow up? Like, what happens when I have babies and they look to me for advice? You've got Jamie. And I'm like, no, stop making out like Jamie does. No, but is that not quite good? If I had a living boyfriend, I'd be like...

A living boyfriend? This is now your responsibility. Here's my post file. Okay. P.S. we're really independent women, by the way. Girl bosses. Girl bosses do not follow us.

Right, okay. Liz, we've got a quiz. You've got to quiz us on Gen Z terms. Oh, yes. Because we have Flossie on and we didn't have a bloody clue what anything she was talking about. Yeah, why aren't we so Gen Z? Am I not in the Gen Z? Because we're not Gen Z.

I missed it by a year. So what am I then, a millennial? We're the same. That's so lame. Jamie's a millennial. Well that's fucking even lamer because he's an eight, like he's a fossil. He's a fossil. Can I go up then? Right, okay.

Well these are the terms that we've got on our little sheet. Oh, what the hell? But you might have some that are even more new. Yeah, go on. Just hit us with your best half. Number one, vagina slay. Yeah, like, you're fit, your vagina slays. Yeah, we have had this from Flossie, I think.

Kind of, but it's less fit. No, but she didn't tell us. She did speak about vagina slay. So is it like, would I come down in a cool outfit and you're like, vagina slay? Yeah, it's more that, like, if your boyfriend looked fit, you wouldn't be like, ooh, vagina slay. So is it like, would I come down in a cool outfit and you're like vagina slay? Yeah, it's more that like, if your boyfriend looked fit, you wouldn't be like, ooh, vagina slay. But if you're like girls look unreal,

you'd be like, oh my God, vagina slay queen. It's more like a terms of like a camp term. Like it's like a girl to girl turn or like a me to a guy. Like as in like, you're making me work. You look so good. Like, I don't get it. Why is it vagina slay? It's just like.

I don't get it. But why would you say vagina? You're making me work. You look so good. Like, I don't get it. Why is it vagina slay? No, no, no. It's just like... I don't get it. But why would you say vagina? You're making me work. But what I was trying to... Oh, my God. What I was trying to get... Understand it. I mean, I don't know the history of the context,

but I'm assuming it's like... No, no. Girl boss slay, vagina slay queen. Right, so basically, like, tit slay. If you just came up with a book... She's really not grasping the concept. An Amazon bestselling book. I'd be like, that's so vagina slay.

Because it's like girl boss slay. None of these words were in the Bible, by the way. Like, the words that are coming out of my mouth right now. But there's no penis slay. Probably not. I don't think men deserve that. Right. Yeah, I'm with you.

All right, next one. Number two. Okay, boomer. What the fuck? I'm going to take right next one number two okay boomer what the fuck um i'm gonna take a wild guess okay boomer like okay sick yeah okay banging okay no but i believe boom is the one above millennials i think is that correct so like granddad. So anyone that's like 33? And it used to be like... So calm down, because it's probably someone...

So it's like a derogatory term to older people. Basically. If my history knowledge is correct, and don't trust me on my history, because I got checked out of my year nine history lessons for learning a Nicki Minaj rap, so history is not my strong point. But I believe there was a time

where like everybody was being like Gen Z are lazy. Like the boomers were being like Gen Z are lazy. They don't do anything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the comeback used to just be, okay, boomer. Like it was just that. And they couldn't come back to it. So can I call Jamie? All right, boomer.

No, she's a millennial. Right, so who's a bit older? Like 33. Like David Beckham. I think his year is the last millennial year and then it goes above I think I'm gonna like bump into his brother

like have a family dinner and be like alright boomer thing is like then he's not gonna understand and you're gonna have to explain it to him which is really good

I'm a big parlor fan of it right number three I feel like you might know this one the goat yeah greatest of all time what? G-O-A-T

greatest of all time oh as in like oh okay Drake but you're never actually gonna say out loud yeah goat it's an American thing more what g-o-a-t greatest of all time oh as in like oh okay drake but you're never actually gonna say out loud yeah goat it's an american thing more

like all the american rappers would be like yo he's the goat oh no i can't get on board with that one i like that i can't get on board

with that one yeah only because she knew it she likes it she's like yeah cap yeah no

not the utensil for your head um like that's cap that's cool and pretty no i'll use it i'll use it in a sentence oh my god i got home so early last night that's cap that's shit that's really good you know it means like you're lying like if i was to be like oh i got home so early that's cap it's like that's cap so if i'm like or if you wanted to say like a serious fact like oh my god i'm sweating right now no cap because that's like no like no word of a lie like i'm like hot like like, right. This is so fun. Can we sack the dynamics?

All the time. I'm honestly going to be sad. Oh my God, guys. I'm honestly so bloated today. No cap. Exactly. We're learning people.

I feel like I'm going to have to have a homework, like fill in the dots. Come back. Gold stars. We're going to go to this hen do and have a whole language. And it's going to be what? Everyone's going to have

our own language just the two of us. I'll be like, guys, you were sober last night. No cat. Did you used to, in school, it's like that, when you said little vowels

in between words and it'd be like, and it was like a secret language surely isn't that pig speech yes yeah i think so or pig yeah yeah something and it's like and it's like all the girls in school used to do it and i'd be like please teach me like no you don't deserve to know it and it was really you are now teaching us exactly fuck off screw you all no i'm joking um chugi You guys know Cheugy No Like a dick What?

You are just being so I mean What? She's like yeah Like wet my vagina Like a dick I thought Cheugy was Very crass today

Cheugy God no Like a A wanker No What is it? No baby no What is it?

What is it? Cheugy is like Like lame, like lame, cringy. Like, oh, it's more like an outdated fashion. So like, so for example, Heidi Klum's boots were Cheugy. Like, that's Cheugy. Right. I actually will use that. I will use that.

I love using the word Cheugy. But then you start to overuse the word Cheugy and then the word Cheugy becomes Cheugy. Oh, fuck. It's a dangerous, vicious cycle. Oh, wow. God, we're going to get so choogy on our choogy. I can just tell. Everyone's going to be like, they've gone choogy themselves.

No, no, choogy's not. You're using that in the wrong term. No, I'm not. No, I think that actually makes sense. Yeah, we're going to go overdo choogy that we're going to become choogy. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So choogy.

Right, the last one. Bussin'. Bopp bopping like we have a dance i thought you said bop it and i was like no no no no wait hold on you're you're bossing it no with a u like bussin oh um yeah you're Kind of like I would personally use. I think it's got multiple meanings, but I would use it like like, you know how you would be like, oh, this meal slaps. No. Oh, my God. This is fascinating.

Can you give us a couple more? Don't be fair. Like I would say this meal slaps, meaning like, oh, my God, it's so good. But why does it slap? Because it just slaps. Like, oh, my God. I've heard that. I've heard that. The YouTubers in America,

they're like, this is bomb or this slaps. I've heard this is bomb. No, it's not. This is bomb. It's this, oh, this cheeseburger's bomb. Yeah.

Or this burger slaps. Yeah, that's it. Oh, oh, and the British people say more like, oh, it just hits different. Yeah. It hits different. Yeah. It hits different. What are these YouTubers you're watching?

Are they 12 years old? Molly May said it the other day. Molly May, oh. She was like, oh, this Diet Coke hits different. Molly May's fully a millennial. She's my age. She's in the same year at school.

Oh, can we just clarify? If I was in school. I thought she was like 25. Molly May and Tommy would be in my year. We'd be in, matched together. Oh, Tommy. That is wild. Tommy turned in my year. We'd be in maths together. That is wild.

Tommy turned 23 last month. We'd be in maths together. God, they've really killed it, haven't they? But they look so mature. I don't know what... They genuinely look like they could be like late 20s. Well, I'm convinced Tommy Fury got given a different milk as me as a child. To turn out as that breed of human. He's enormous.

But yeah, they're the same year as me. So no wonder she's saying it's different. That's why she's saying it, she's Gen Z. I'm so shocked at the age. Can I have two more? Okay, let me think of some. What are the words that we say that you don't understand? I don't know if this one's a Gen Z one.

Like chap, when Melissa calls a boy a chap. Oh my God, you don't know what chap is? A chap. Let me educate you, my friend. Oh God, how the term's stable. No, but you know when someone's like, oh, that chap. Oh, you don't know what chap is? A chap. Let me educate you, my friend. Oh, God. How the terms table. No, but you know when someone's like, oh, that chap. Oh, you old chap. Oh, right.

Like, like, guy. Yeah. Like, oh. That's like not even. Joining the chap. That's not even. Cheeky chappy. That's not even boomer language.

That's like. Grandfather. 1700. Our language. Marie Antoinette said it. Adam and Eve were calling each other chaps. Oh my god! Alright, I'm not going to use the word chap anymore. What can I replace it with?

I don't know. Vagina slay? Not really. Yeah, go on, what can we replace it with? I'm like, oh, that was a sweet chap that came over the other day. I don't want to be like, there was a sweet man. You do always say the word chap and it makes me giggle inside because it is so old. I think it's quite funny though when I say it, I quite like it. Or they say a sweet one.

Like a boy would describe a girl like, oh she's a sweet one. We say that, we're like sweet one. We always say that. God, look down. What about like like stush? What? What, like tushy? But you did that? You've got every single word I've said.

You've gone straight for an anatomy of the body. She's in that mood today. No, he was deceiving because he went that tush. No, it's stush. You went that stush and it sounds like what is stush? I think I was just getting sassy with the hand movement. What is stush? Like sort of like a bit up yourself, like, oh, she's stush. And it sounds like, what is stush? I think I was just getting sassy with the hand movement. What is stush? Like, sort of like a bit up yourself.

Like, oh, she's stush. Like, if I was kind of being like, hi. Oh, we love that. We love that. We'll be using that. If I was like, hi, and then just kind of didn't say anything else, I'd be like, oh, she's so stush. Oh, stushy bitch. Stushy bitch.

Oh, we will be using that. I use the word silly bitch all the time. I'm like, oh, what a silly bitch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but i think that's quite well known i've just come up with this one copyright it's mine i originally came up with that i say silly cow quite a lot like oh she's such a silly cow it's nothing better than calling someone a cow like oh she's such a cow like when my mom calls my dad a cow like they're not married anymore oops but when she does i'm like mom you can't call my dad a cow it's too good there is nothing better than bitching or gossiping with your mom oh mom like no holds a bar like she will go like i will say something about a friend she'll

be like she's just such a she's a silly little cow what did that girl expect a tart a tart oh what a tart oh my god I haven't heard the word tart it's so long it's so good oh they're a bit tarty aren't they

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Lewis, going to you. First of all, where are you finding someone with a belly button fetish is that someone made an instagram name called melissa tuttle's belly button do you remember i sent it to you like i've made it oh my god that is making it low then it got deleted like two days later so they obviously didn't think my belly button was worth it um well i think it depends how new it is if this is like we're talking early weeks early stages i just call it quits now because you're never going to be able to feel that if you've got a phobia yeah fetish but if it's like

six months in and all of a sudden he's been like i've been holding this in for ages but i've got a big belly button fetish and i know you've got a phobia of it but like i can't hold on to this info for longer then feelings would have already progressed i don't know because you would think maybe like therapy but i don't know if that you would think maybe like therapy, but I don't know if you could go to therapy for like belly button fetishes. I reckon you could. I reckon people do. How do you develop a belly button fetish?

What the hell? I think they're really gross, if anything. I hate belly. I'm like, if someone talks to my belly button, I'm kind of like, get your hand out. Yeah, like have you ever seen people pick, like fluff out their belly button? Someone did it the other day.

And I honestly was like, you're dead to me. If you got like a really big like hole in it and you're wearing like a woolen jumper you can get like fluff like in the woolen jumper oh my god no no no a boy told me this you will die so you know you wank well you know you wank yeah but he was just because you didn't know what that one was just Just in case, because you know, Gen Z, there might be a new word for it these days. He was wanking and then it obviously would accumulate in his belly button. He'd wipe himself and go in the shower.

But the water wouldn't get it right out there. So he once touched there and there was like crusty cum in his belly button. I was like, why, Fuzzy, why have you told me this? And secondly, I would take that to the grave. Why would you tell someone that? No way would that ever be

leaving my lips if that ever happened to me. I know. I would be keeping that as a tight-lipped secret. I know. Now, so everybody, if you are listening,

maybe you should like get a baby wipe. Get a baby wipe and go really like, be thorough in that belly button of yours. Okay, so what advice would you be giving her? Because all we've done is made her feel worse about the belly button thing

by talking about dried cum in there. I think they could get, like, I think therapy. Or she just has to be honest and be like, I really can't do it. It's not for me. It's really not for me, but I really like you. Can we work out? Like, maybe he gets a blow-up doll and

or maybe this is certainly not what i mean i know it's like i don't really know you like go slow like step by step right i think you know what you start with just trying to touch it yeah no but i think it's like he has a belly button fetish of her belly button. He doesn't want her to touch his. Right. That's what I'm getting. But I'm still trying to understand, because there's not much more you can do with a belly button other than touch it. He could put his dick in it, couldn't he?

No, mate, your dick's not fitting in that belly button. He could put his tiny toe in it. His baby toe. Or his baby finger. I think he's probably... She could have a big one. He's probably wanting to lick it or something. finger i think he's probably he's probably wanting to like lick it or something i understand where she's coming from i don't think the belly button phobia is that wild

or outlandish and but a fetish is quite unique i'd say the fetish is more outlandish than a phobia but i think you know people have weird things and if she really loves him you've got to give us a bit more background we need to know that how long you were going out and what the status is. Like, do you love each other? Because if you do, I think everything's worth giving it a go, right? You should give it a go.

Get your belly button lovely and clean. Let him start off slow with whatever he wants to do. I was thinking give it a go as in like, maybe like say, look, this really isn't for me.

It depends what the fetish of the belly button thing is. If it's just that he wants to touch it when he's having sex with you, then just let him do it. Yeah, but I hate when I'm being touched

like... Yeah, to be fair, it does make me feel weird too. Even if someone like tickles my belly, I'm like, oh, not the belly button. Yeah, and it's like

if people go into my ears, it's like... Okay, well anyway... Okay, right, moving on. We gave you a couple of options. But we need to follow up with that one, please. Yeah.

Okay, dilemma two. How do you get over the embarrassment of having a fight with your boyfriend in front of his friends oh yeah i really hate that um it's it's when you're drunk as well and there's like no saving you the worst is when it's over the phone and he's in a room with that it was friends and you just know that you're all listening and then you go even more psycho be like wait are your friends there and then it's like oh but it's more just like no no i'm getting worked up and embarrassed that all these people are hearing it but it's now coming across that i'm even more psycho because i'm like are you all your friends there like and you know that all the friends are like and you know his face is going to be like

like it's my side and also obviously the friends are always going to be on his side. The same way that if he called me with all my friends, they'd be like, oh my God, what's his issue? Like I, cause I know how my friends would react if it was the other way around. So I know exactly how they're reacting.

Yeah, exactly. You know exactly how they're reacting. Mind you, I think me, me and Sophie are really good. We're very diplomatic with each other's like partners and like trying to have the other side to like make you feel a bit more. Yeah, but if youie like yelling down the phone to me you'd be like yeah i'd be

like fucking wanker yeah yeah um but if it's if it's in person i've also had it when like i've been drunk and it's just like there's no saving it or at a dinner table when you look at them you're like you're dead to me and they they're like what what if i jamie's like oh my god he goes what have i done and i'm like shut up because that makes you look even worse because it's like i've not even done anything and you're just over the table look and they're like what's happened and you've like tried to silently and then he's trying to make it look like you've got a problem and he's done nothing wrong and it's like oh my god what's why she pissed off with him again it looks like that when he does that i know exactly the type of thing you mean jamie does it all the

time with like my family like what if we're with my family i'll look at him like oh and he'll be like what i haven't done anything and i'm like everyone now is listening and everyone's not looking so thank you um what's our advice i think everyone argues and people i think like it's a bit embarrassing but people just go over it like people don't care and are not as not as invested as you think they are i think also thinking about their own shit yeah think about how you would react if your friend's partner argued around yeah you'd be like on the day a bit like uh but after a week's time you'd forget about it yeah it's always worse for you than anyone else in the situation always it's like when you wake up from like a night out and you wake up and you're like oh my god what did i

say what did i say you never think what they said. I never remember like the things, the cringe things people say to me, but I never even think of it. I'm like, oh, that was quite funny. Whereas me, I'm like, they must hate me. They must think I'm so rude. They must, you know? It'll be the same thing.

They won't even care. But I know, I feel the pain. I can like, that made my toes. Also, as you get older, I think that that's just sort of becomes, you don't really care about anymore. Yeah. I've had a few fights in front of you and Toby with Jamie.

Yeah. And I've never thought nice about it. No, I call you next day. I know you call me next day. You're like, you went psycho last night. I was like,

yep. And what bitch? Sophie was like, why did you tell Jamie he was in the right? And I was like, well, cause he was, you're being psycho.

And then she goes, yeah, fair enough. Moving on. We got home and Jamie was like, a dweud wrth fy modd, fel y dywedodd Jamie, roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg. Roedd yn y tebyg.

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that by them what happened the next day and then he was really apologetic and upset when he told me he's promised he had no intention at all of getting with any girl, and it was a drunken mistake he can't remember, and that he really wants to make it up to me. But ever since it happened, I'm second-guessing what he says and don't trust him to go out with his friends. Do I just accept it will take time to trust him again and be difficult for a bit, or am I being stupid for forgiving him?

Is it a reflection of him not being 100% happy in our relationship? Would really love some advice, especially from a boy's perspective. Yeah, that's so bad. This is so bad, but also like, I've seen, this has happened to some friends of ours and it's like. I think boys do, for me,

Jamie, 33 and it is getting better but he does have like he's not got a problem with alcohol like really alcohol affects boys different like i feel girls can manage their alcohol more than boys i don't know yeah like jamie does go weird sometimes when he's had too much to drink and like if he was in one of those situations and i saw him kissing a girl i would actually in my head be like he literally doesn't know what he's doing but makes me sour no no but i know what you know what i mean so i wouldn't be able to but i would obviously find it really difficult to forgive him because it's just the concept that he's got yeah yeah the girl but that you know it does sound like he like literally

genuinely just got blackout drunk and there is i think there is a difference not that i'm condoning the behavior whatsoever there is a difference between somebody soberly messaging someone flirty and like having intention there and then going out on a raging night out because i've had it when i've been blackout drunk before and i don't remember a thing and then toby's had to tell me what's happened next one's and i'm like i genuinely someone could have come over and kissed me on the lips and I wouldn't have even like known it was happening do you think we should say these things people no but I'm just being honest alcohol is actually a lot worse than you think it can be so I think

there is a difference between that like and obviously it is still cheating and it is like how can you allow yourself to get to that point where you're then irresponsible because then that's such disrespect to me and like it then puts totally the trust and everything so like there's so many different angles you can look at it by yeah what do you think i don't know because i always feel like i'm a grudge oh i would say i'm a grudge holder but i'm a grudge holder in a relationship so i think i would find it hard to forgive. Yeah, forget. And then I'm like, it's unfair to keep you in this relationship if I'm not going to forgive you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's not helpful for either of us. Yeah. So I think you need to, like, sort of think within yourself if you can actually forgive. Because obviously, it's a story told, but you don't know, you're never going to know the full truth because anyone could have said anything.

Anyone could have, do you know what I mean? You're not going to know if he actually was blackout drunk or anything like that so you just got to know within yourself if you feel like you can actually forgive him or not and if you can't that's key and maybe it's the case of like a going on a two or three week break and then not seeing him for two or three weeks but obviously still together exclusive don't go about getting with other people but you go on like a break and then if after those three weeks if you're like still like oh my god i don't even want to see him again or if you're like oh i really miss him like i think it was a stupid decision i would just want to see him again i think that's a really good idea and also in that time you'll be it'll be a real test to like his commitment to you because if he

like doesn't go out and i think you should be like i don't want you going out and partying in these weeks i use it to think about what you did and then if he like really behaves himself and you feel in your heart i think that's so key what you said about forgiveness because if you can't forgive don't bother going back because i wouldn't all you're going to be able to do every time you like go to the cinema you're going to be like fucking my paranoia would go through the roof and then it's just bum out for both of you yeah for me it would be every time we got drunk then i would just be like i'd be drunk and not be and i would just be like oh are you just gonna kiss another girl yeah yeah he's cheating on me yeah or like if he like said one rude comment like off like jokey bantery comment my automatic comeback would be like well why don't you just go kiss another girl then yeah

and then it's just so petty and then that's just gonna be so toxic you'd hold it over him the whole time i would do the same so i think you've got to just really have take a two-week break i would honestly not speak to him don't text nothing don't see him really think whether you can actually forgive him like if you trust him and if you can't then you know what you gotta do that's our advice yeah that's about it that is actually shit that is so shit and all shit for him as well a bit because it sounds like he loves her in a weird way it's almost worse like that if because if he had just come out he's been having a whole affair then that's just leave me to fuck alone get away from me whereas this is more like a oh my god like what the fuck do i do i've made such a mistake it's not a decision it was a mistake like a catastrophic fucker yeah yeah it makes it so much easier i would be

constantly thinking well every other time you've gone out you've probably done the same thing like i would then have all these like other thoughts so it so depends on the type of person that you are and like how crazy like my mind would spin off into like to be fair i always say that i wouldn't but like it's maybe saying at least something that if it's happened once and he's come and told you straight away yeah i think that and not kept it private because if if he had done it plenty of times he probably wouldn't have not said this time do you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah that's true that's very true i think that does um suggest that maybe he did just make a catch Mistake. It was a mistake.

Okay, so then we go on to our single diaries, not so single diaries. Are you single? I'm in a relationship. Do you live together? No, no, but he spends a lot of time, he spends like four days a week at mine. Right. And then do you go to his as well?

Do you rotate or not really? Not really, just because I live more central and he works in central. Makes more sense. So it's easy for him. Yeah. It's more just staying at mine or like after a night out it's quicker to get back to mine like um yeah it's been good thing is we're very very like it's almost like friends rather than like relationshipy like we're not at all pda touchy-feely we're not

we're not very public with it at all on social media right um for a few different reasons like one's like his work like it's just like not appropriate for his line of work to be like boyfriend does my asos haul right think you'd be getting fired of like he was doing stuff like that and we're not like you know those couples who like do montages of clips with like i will remember like we are like in black and white slow-mo of them like on the beach i wish i knew what you were talking about i just did you've seen like real like instagram reels like yeah zara like damn it vibe you know like i love you fine not like that at all um i think i've only posted twice in the year that is really little yeah does he get annoyed at that i know no not

at all how it's so funny isn't it it's the same he i think he's supposed to me he posed me maybe a few more times it does not feel like a year it's so crazy and i was always the single friend so i would never i had never even dated before like my i say slag error i kissed two people but that was my slag error leading up to him and before that i just like i was always a single friend i was that person because that i was single in between the years of 18 and 22 well obviously my whole my whole life i was single but i you know like in school doesn't really count which was obviously the time where a vast majority of breakups happen and it was so incredible i would be in bed at 11 30 and someone would text me being like i need a night out and i'd be in the uber by 11 45 like i was that friend i needed you when i was single oh my god you're like the best friend

i never had i need a night out be like we're going out this night this night this night and now everyone's like it is so strange like i go out doing that yeah and i'm just like really have you gone into relationship zone not really which i'm quite glad like a lot of people are like you've managed it really well because i think especially when you i think it also helps that he doesn't work from home he works nine to five but like i feel like a lot of time when you work from home it's very easy to just be like fall into some rut of like staying in the whole time i agree or if like it's like two youtubers or like two influencers or two of that like you neither of you realistically do anything with your days yeah so it's just like so easy to just stay in

and just do like that kind of stuff whereas he'll come home from work and be like I want a night out I want to do this right I need to blast this thing

yeah and also oh god and also it's just I don't know like I loads of people have been like

you've done so well not being like that person or can my boyfriend come to this or can I do that like we very much still have our

separate lives as well which I really like that's good yeah so you don't really have any niggles to talk to us about you sound pretty perfect no we've only had one blow up where we did one in a year yeah that is we have petty arguments yeah the little like yeah yeah he lied and said that he had only ever gotten with one of his friends but actually chag had chagged them. And I was like, that's like a different. Oh yeah, we've all done that though, little white lies. Yeah, we've only ever had one like,

we're not speaking to each other for a weekend. Like, I'm not speaking to you. I quite like those ones. Have you ever had one? I hated it. I felt sick the entire time. And it was my graduation weekend. So I was more like, please don't speak to me

because I don't want you to ruin my graduation weekend. So that was more why we weren't speaking. I feel like you're like quite great in a relationship. He must be like, please don't speak to me because I don't want you to ruin my graduation weekend so that was more why we weren't speaking. I feel like you're quite great in a relationship. You're very good at, you're not knee deep by the sounds of it. Yeah, I'm not at all. I used to be so clingy at the start, like so, so clingy

and then it kind of got to the point where it was like, it's not feasible to be clingy anymore. I need to grow up and get over it. Right, so should we wait? Oh God, you love that's gone down swimming melissa does this to everyone i always she goes to me god gosling you're thirsty girl i'm not had one glass in an hour and you feel so bad you're like oh my am i oh you know that's so untrue because whenever we go out i guzzle way more but you do it that is that's your thing and then lewis like oh yeah i kind of liked it well i said i did warn you at the start anything you put in front of me i'll drink i'm like a 14 year old with my taste buds

um but i actually really really really like that wine i really like that too i rate them really liked it bunch of a box bunch in a box i'm to give that an eight. Also, guys, the box, I can't even describe to you. It's like a very, I could have that like a lovely barbecue. Like quite luxury. Loads of them out on the table. Like looks really cool. How much wine? 20 quid in there.

How many bottles do we think is in that bottle? I reckon two bottles. Guys, five pounds a bottle. Unbelievable. Wow. Delicious. But what I would say is it's a bit, like it would spill everywhere. No, you're not,

you don't pour it like that. There's a little tap. There's a guzzly thing. Oh, so you can turn it off. Yeah. Show it to her, show it to her. Look at that.

I know, so you just put your glass underneath you. Shh. Unbelievable. It reminds me of when I went to like festivals when I was 16.

Reminds me of my grandparents. My, not that I was, I okay i was whatever my mom would like give me a but i was about to be like this is coming my mom like i'm such a bad parent sending me off to a festival 15 years old with the boxes of wine it was in a i got the talk it was fine to be fair we've all been there we've all been there and i'm just gonna say better she And I'm just going to say, better she did that than me going to the festival

and then trying to find my own stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was being actually very sensible. And also really hard to like, spike that kind of thing. Yeah, that's true. She knew what she was on about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mrs. Ball, parent of the bloody year in 2015. Parent of the century. Oh my God. I rate it a 7.5. I'm doing an 8. 7.5 as well stunning

okay amazing that brings us to the end of the podcast Liz you have been joyous thank you very much

so educational so I have a new girl what can I say I'm a university graduate not just an influencer got the brains to you do not just a pretty face

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