Wednesdays - Ep 6. How to handle bitchy girls

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

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Hello, I'm Sophie. And I'm Melissa. Welcome to our weekly podcast on Wednesdays We Drink Wine. The podcast where we drink wine, listen to our dilemmas and have a laugh. Hello, guys. Hi, guys. Oh, that's just breakfast. Melissa's laughing because I'm in my dressing gown. I'm like fully dressed up in a really nice outfit yeah you look like you're getting like out for a really nice lunch so we're actually I know quite rude because we're coming into summer I know but we've not done a red we haven't and this is like quite a this is a red I've had this before I haven't had in a while but I've definitely had this bottle this is my one of my favorite reds like a cheap easy red oh my god so if you didn't put this one in the fridge

it's quite room temperature quite warm yeah i wouldn't put red wine in the fridge no but you do you remember the conversation we had about having chilled oh no i know i know that you can but i wouldn't actually do it if you know what i mean i opinion why is probably the only one you can i think oh really this specific one that is lovely very sweet I've definitely had this before I feel like it's a classic

it is quite a classic it's Casello Rodal Diablo everyone will know which one it is Chile 2019 how much is it? like

£12 yeah it's one of those classic supermarkets yeah yeah yeah yeah this was like a Nakata order Concha y Toro lovely job i need to stop

reading you never read out the names of them it's because i'm so dyslexic okay i butcher it which is what's so embarrassing cabinet semi on that i got that that was quite nice i said that nicely that's what it's an easy thing to say castiel smell it it smells so alcoholic red one is a bit more No but like That smells like It's pure ethanol I know you mean it does Don't smell it I've never smelled

Red wine smell like that That's almost Burning my nostrils Do you know what I mean? It's because Maybe we're so used to drinking Oh look at the legs On that so

What do you mean? The legs Is that You know that like You see the like Oh I didn't know Is that what the legs Is called How do you know Because when I got they're like oh i didn't know is that what the legs how do you know because when i go to my parents restaurant so when it's like really

like clinging onto the sides that's when it's got good legs it's a good leg it just means i don't know something nice about the one it's got full body i don't know i'm just talking crap now guys we haven't said hi hi guys we missed you i feel like it's been ages because the bank holiday just oh yeah we've just had may bank holiday and what is this weather well it's sunny right now on my way here it's raining i'm gonna put it out there like i think hay fever might be one of the most annoying things ever is i don't suffer from it that badly i know you don't get it like today i feel really bunged up i'm irritated because my face i just want to claw it i had to go i went on a walk i had to come back i had to get in a cold shower because that gets all the pollen off you do not quote me on that i think i just made that up on

the spot but you're just like get it off yeah a hot one and i'm itchy my brother wakes up in the morning bless him his eyes are so puffy and it's like he's got a full on flu cold. That's like me. And my nose is like red water and now I've got this stupid like cream up it. No, because I have to like put this cream to stop the pollen going out and it's like a runny nose the whole time.

Bee propolis or whatever it's called, which is like from the beehive, is meant to be really good for hay fever. Oh yeah, I know, bee pollen. Yeah, but there's the tablet for it and it's called bee propolis or something. I have heard of that. That was meant to be really good for hay fever. Oh yeah, I know, bee pollen. Yeah, but there's the tablet formula, it's called Bee Propolis or something. I have heard of that.

That's meant to be good and apparently local honey is meant to be good. Yeah, and also you can actually eat honey, bee pollen, which is actually so tasty and apparently really good

in high anti-oxidants. I remember Libentis always have it in the freezer. I remember it on pudding sometimes. Yeah, it's quite delish. Maybe you should have that every morning, maybe that'll help you.

The natural remedies tend to always be good. Yeah, they really quite delish. Maybe you should have that every morning if that would help you. The natural remedies tend to always be good. Yeah, they really do. How have you been, Vanessa? So who does this? How many things have you done in the last podcast? She asks me how I am. I'm like, well, I've been That's my favourite wine I've ever had.

It's lovely wine. It's definitely not the favourite I've ever had. It's lovely wine. It's definitely not the favourite I've ever had. No, it's definitely not wine either. I just lied, but I feel like I'm quite hungry, so I'm like almost having... Yeah, red wine always is

a bit more filling, a bit more hearty. Yeah. And there's no ice chingling, guys, today. We're still squirrelling today. I'm going to be like squirrelling my glass.

There's going to be no noise. But you get the legs? You get the legs. Don't squirrell it over you like a pad stick. I'm not talking rubbish with this they can't they can't answer back so what are you wanting there is actually some dilemmas which i wish we could follow up on oh god you know what what happens now like what you do if

you listen what we should do is like have a live event really getting ahead of ourselves like sell tickets give the tips money to charity um but like you guys actually come up and we all have a chat yeah and we can talk about like what i know is that we've already spoken about with you guys and what's happened since yeah and like a follow-up oh yeah and get loads of vino fuel the event with vino that would be lovely yeah um but this wine just a quick little discussion on the wine it's quite i say it's quite dry i can't keep saying that i need to like the last time you described one you were absolutely bang on i know it i really was i

told you my taste buds describe this one for me oh okay the bottle is far away from both of us so neither of us can see the back of it yeah so i can't see okay smelling it okay i'm gonna do the same red again woody and oaky berries am i just lying right i don't let me parrot or cheese i think parrot bit cheese yeah but some are quite nice wine you see. Parrot with a bit of cheese. Yeah, but some are quite nice with a fish. No, that's such a terrible statement. Meat, I mean. It's a very drinkable wine.

You say the same thing, Elliot. It's very smooth. It's not that smooth, actually. I wouldn't say that is that smooth. I'd say it's quite dry. There's a lot of taste and flavour going on. It's quite bitter. It's not that, like, it's not that heavy bitter it's not that like it's not that heavy

it's not that it's a light yeah quite a thin yes yes a thin red wine it's not like a really heavy sorry okay i'm actually kidding okay right a smooth full-bodied oh it's not smooth at all I don't think it is I think it is oh can see some black cherry flavours knew that

hints of coffee and dark chocolate oh I could have now it's all coming back to me there is one wine in particular that tastes so chocolatey to me

and it's chocolate block no it's called the apothec oh no it tastes of vanilla isn't it divine yeah it tastes of vanilla there we'll have that in a couple weeks time

we need to try it out yeah that's really really affordable as well it's like 14 quid i know i think it's cheap i think it's honestly like nine pounds yeah it's so good guys i get it from waitrose yeah yeah but i'm enjoying this this is a nice wine yeah it's a really nice wine and it's it's quite warming it is and i feel like on a day like say as we were talking about the weather earlier it's so odd obviously the hay fever situation is still in full force but it's also like it's like winter still I'm still wearing coats I know I'm wearing my puffer jacket

but then it is very sunny now and also like the leaves on the trees aren't green still there's some naked trees I imagine I think it's because it's frosted so it's like messed up when did it frost there's been like light frost maybe not so much in London but, messed up. When did it frost? There's been, like, light frost, maybe not so much in London, but I went to Sunset and I saw all the, like, you know,

like, those beautiful magnolia trees we have on in the garden? Oh, yeah, I think. And it was all, like, burnt. Like, all the flowers were, like, brown. I was like, oh, because the frost had killed the flowers. So we won't get the bloom. Oh, God. I know, because the weather's so odd.

It's, like, hot though and cold though, not warm. Yeah, it's really flavour-warming as well, isn't it not good for eating outside i'm not gonna lie i know we've only got one more week left thank god i actually haven't booked anywhere to go inside yet i know but i was thinking surely everywhere's going to be normal reservations like sure we're not going to have to book five apparently it's going to be about a year until this all dies down the booking situation oh for god but why because there's so many restaurants to choose from i know i think people are just going crazy but i don't blame them i think people are almost a bit scared like let's get it now just just in case we go god forbid into another lockdown which obviously i

don't think is gonna happen i will say this though like do you and you guys do you have the same like i do have this underlying anxiety when i'm like walking down the street minding my own business feeling really great i am like oh shit it's all it's not good it's gonna be taken away I know I think that's what people are thinking and that's why they're we've got PTSD we probably do we probably do I just realized I got one of these big earrings in and I'm not on that I thought that was a thing no I was going to do it on that but I couldn't take the earring out oh my gosh I find my third hole so painful to change my earrings I've never changed it in like four years. Really?

Yeah, I could definitely. Is that the Maria Tash one? The Maria Tash, I don't know how to take it out. I think I'm going to go to the shop. Stop. Yeah. Guys, I'll tell you a funny story about that actually. So my birthday, when was this? When I was in Buenos Aires.

Jamie bought me a present and we'd actually had a huge fight and he was really in the doghouse. He flew up to Buenos Aires to give me this present present he obviously didn't realize when he bought it online that maria tash is the price it says for per earring which is absolute daylight robbery yeah it is like it's nothing yeah sorry everyone i really stick to one thing it's like 600 pounds for an earring which is absolutely kind of disgraceful no offense marietta you are beautiful but seriously yeah it is and they catch you out with the whole one earring thing so you think you're getting a pair yeah so anyway he obviously bought me these earrings thinking what a nice present he bought you two no he got me one

thinking it was two flew out to buenos aires was like why the hell is there only one earring called them was like guys you've sent me one earring and they were like yeah yeah yeah that's the deal so he wrote on a napkin didn't even get me a card

he wrote on a napkin um this is to symbolise that you are there's only one for a reason you are the only one for me he fully tried to

play it off as that I was like oh no he should have just been honest but he was really in the doghouse I think he was like I was like are you okay hun I yeah so is that it or no that then that actually fell out it's just really bad um that's the thing about really uber expensive like little earrings that you wear all the time my spirits earrings fall out quite easily

I'd be so scared yeah everything I've you have lost anything like really really sentimental to you I feel like you're very good with things my mum once lent her what lent me sorry a pair of like diamond earrings that I think it was like the first thing my dad had ever got her so like going back years quite precious like earrings it actually matches this necklace oh no and I had them for my it was like the last day of school so like what's it called when you go to that oh yeah yeah like marquee thing one of those days anyway i decided not to put them on because they were irritating my ears and i can't remember why i think i put them on so tight because i was so paranoid so i took them out and put them in the

sunglasses case the ray-bans and you know they have a tiny gap at the top anyway i walk from the school park car park all the way down to my house which is honestly like two two thousand steps away like it's a long distance through my school and my mom goes oh where are the earrings i noticed they weren't around oh they're in here they were gone and i was like oh my god honestly so many of us like loads of parents loads of friends we all have to i had to retrace my steps all the way up to the car park they all did it with you it was such a panic and anyway it now went on my mum was like so upset with me she was I know it's not your fault like I'm just so pissed off and I was like I don't I was honestly feeling so awful anyway then my mum found the first earring like on the car park

as in the car park at the end destination so right before I walked into my my boarding house so it it they were in there the whole time, and then right when I got to the house, they had fallen out. And then I found the other one in the same car park, just a little bit further down, and it had been crushed. So obviously someone had gone over it with the car.

It was fine, because my mum just got it fixed, and it was fine, we got them back. But that was honestly... Oh my God, you got them? We got them back, and I was just so relieved. Have you still got them to this day? Yeah, yeah. That is a them back and I was just so relieved. Have you still got them to this day? Yeah, yeah. That is a lovely story.

It was honestly so, my mum was so, she was like, you redeemed yourself. I was like, oh my god. So, we've moved on to a bit of a dilemma. Yeah, we're going to talk about the dilemmas. Are you guys ready? Okay, so here is my dilemma. I split up with my boyfriend of six years in january 2019 we both now have new partners but i honestly think about him every

single day and i and i think i still want to be with him even now oh god he texts me occasionally i just want to tell him how i feel but i'm scared if i do that i will freak him out and he won't speak to me again and i don't want want to be disrespectful to my relationship or his. I don't know what to do. I love my boyfriend, but I just can't get my ex out of my head, even two years on. That's really tough. I honestly, like, oh, my God. Firstly, you need to break up with your current boyfriend.

Yeah, that's not right. But she's saying she loves him. But you can't. Can you be fully in love and, like, devoted to somebody if you're still having those thoughts about it? I don't know. Gosh, that's what... I feel like that's everyone's worst nightmare for your boyfriend. Like, if I was with somebody and I thought they were in love with their ex...

Oh, my God. Terrible, terrible business. That's rude. Two years on as well. That's, like, a big thing. That's, like... If you're still talking, maybe he feels the same. Maybe you guys are meant to be together.

Why did you break up in the first place? I know, we need a question. Yeah, how long did you go out? Was he your first love? Because I feel like that's what... Did something bad happen? Why did you break up? Like, were you not meant to be together?

Is that why you broke up in the first place? Did he cheat on you? Yeah, we need more info. But, going off of what we've got, what would you do? Oh, God, that's really hard. I feel like I personally would never be able to be with somebody if i was having feelings for somebody else like i just don't know how people do that i don't understand how people get to the stage where they cheat because for me if i didn't

like emotionally exhausting as well so i spread your i feel yeah i agree i think it's emotionally exhausting also i just don't understand like i couldn't be with somebody if i didn't like them i feel like they'd start to irritate me kissing me i'd be like yeah that's hard this is a this is a because i i do think like you know what if it's just you're missing like the familiarity of him no i think if you're in a loving relationship and you are happy with your partner, but there's something there that's not obviously fulfilling that, like, hole from your ex,

then it's not right. I feel like maybe you need to be by yourself for a while. Yeah. You know, sometimes that happens and you really need to just, like, I guess, fall back in love with yourself again and just start fresh. So if you've still got the ex hanging over your head

two years on, that's a long time. Or maybe you are just meant to be with him I don't know like this is really hard if I was you yeah what would you do if I was you I would break it off with the current boyfriend first of all because I think there's several things going on here and try and be by myself and maybe just maybe go for a coffee with the ex if that seems appropriate and you guys are talking and it's friendly and he's got a girlfriend maybe just be honest and just be like look I was happy with you know such and such but I still have feelings for you and I obviously don't expect you to say the same thing but like it's been going on two years now and I can't not say anything because it's it's not going life's too short yeah yeah that's what I would do

and then I would go from there but you don't want to start having you don't want to then start going down the hole of like I feel like this is how fair start so then you two start then still seeing each other but he's not then breaking it off with the you know what i mean oh god i do get complicated yeah i do agree with melissa i do think that life in it's too short like imagine if you're like 50 you're still with your current boyfriend and you're looking back and you're like i still love my aunt oh my god that's terrible it's a love story I saw those movies about this you must I think you need to be single and I think you need to have a conversation with him I also think that you don't want to have this conversation with your ex

whilst you're still with this boyfriend you absolutely mustn't fall into the trap of thinking like oh you know maybe if my ex does have the same feelings me then I'll break it off with my current boyfriend that's yes on the current boyfriend yeah I still I really think that you need to end one chapter before you start another one and see if it's meant to be because you love that from you you know I feel like that's the type of thing that's very easy just to be like oh okay I'll keep that just in case it's like a bad bad almost thing which won't be fair on him yeah I really agree and I think yeah you have to at this point there's so much in being selfish and obviously you don't want to live with regrets but also it's so disrespectful if you went behind your current

boyfriends back and spoke to your ex like there is there is just a line and I also think in the same in the same sort of sense, if you are having thoughts about your ex, that is disrespectful in itself. I know that's not your fault, but it's disrespectful to still be with your current boyfriend. I don't think you particularly need to tell your current boyfriend that you are. Don't use it.

Just break up because you're confused. Yeah, I'm going through a time in my life which has made me realize you know you can always blame it a little bit on the lockdown and just be like this this whole thing has made me realize I do need to just be by myself and work on myself a little bit blah blah blah which is true I do think you do when you're this confused it's two years down the line two god that is tough that's also so tough for you like I really feel for you because imagine like being hung up on somebody I'm sure a lot of people like this this does happen maybe they were going out for ages they do always say it's half the time you were going out to get over them maybe they're going out for

years maybe you'll suddenly get over him who knows but you've got to explore it we've got a second dilemma we really hope that help by the way do you have any advice for judgy girls at college i'm at a college in a class with all girls and it feels like everything i do they will judge me for is she american i think she means like college you know when you like going for sixth form to a college oh right yeah i'm currently learning to drive and told them i wanted to get a fiat 500 when they replied saying oh I can't believe you're going for that car. You're so basic. Literally, whatever I do, they'll judge me for it. Oh my God, that's so mean.

Get lost. I love a little Fiat 500. I love a Fiat 500. My sister had one. My sister had one. My dad. My dad driving one would be too funny. I wanted one for Asia.

I think it's so cute. That's so cute. My sister had a little cream one. I had a mini. Yeah, I had a mini too. Did you? Yeah, how about me? Mine was baby blue.

Oh, mine was cream. Oh, yeah. I was going to get the cream then. I thought, so basic. Now, Jacob. God, honestly. Go. Girls are just so awful.

I mean. Janice. Yeah, I just, I also just think, like, the type of person that says stuff like that. I mean, it's obviously just immaturity. These girls might not always be horrible, but, like, right now they're not being nice people. Like, that's not nice to me. Yeah, that's not nice. And also, I do feel that would upset me if I was at college.

Well, you're 17, 18. Yeah, this is like sixth form sort of time. No, I'd be really upset about that. I'd be like, well, what? You're obviously so excited to get your new car. Like, no. Yeah, screw them. I honestly think, like,

if they're that type of people and you're not friends with them, I just don't, you know, associate ourselves with them. If, like, they're just going to constantly say bitchy stuff like that, sometimes you just have to get rid of those people. And I know when you're that age,

it's so hard. It's so hard. You think it's the be all and end all. you think everything in your life happens between those four walls and also like you're seeing them every blooming day it's not like you're in the big white world where you can just cut someone out and not see them again it's like you have to go back in and see them the next day but i think just like take it like there is something in like taking it in the chin and just thinking god poor you that you're just so jealous and so bitter i think is what you need to do yeah just don't don't get

upset by it rise above it that is the best thing and i know that's tough but yeah if you're feeling like the best it is weird though like there are times when i can really rise above things and there are times when everything will get to me. Like sometimes I'm literally like couldn't give a flying F. Like when someone said something really rude to me. Not that it happens regularly, but you know, like other times I'm so sensitive and I'm like, am I okay? I think it must be time of the month. Yeah, maybe it is. I also think that certain things do affect you and certain things don't.

So if I was at school and this was happening to me, this would like really bum me out. But if it was happening now, I'd be like, God, you're horrible. Why are you saying something like that? I would be like, lol, if it happened now. I mean, now stuff like that happens, it's normally like someone comments on your photo. This is how digital our lives have become.

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yeah life is so short you should think well just maybe like implement that thing be like block and remove like even though it's not physical just block see ya no not like that you've got your bubble of positivity you're gonna go get a fiat you're gonna have the funnest time cruising around london in your Fiat or wherever you live. That's so nice. What was this girl talking about? She was obviously just jealous, saying it's basic. It's like, God, well, aren't we all a bit basic?

Yeah, we're so basic. Sorry that I've not got, like, a Jeep or, like, some, like... Yeah, I mean, who does she, like, what... Sorry, what car do you have? She probably wants, like, some, like, I don't know, real, like... I remember there being like a really ugly car but all the boys are really obsessed with it i wish i could tell you the name because it was so ugly but they were like it's so fast and i was like cool yeah i know that's just so i

just look for something pretty and like a nice color i remember i had like quite cool wheels not that i knew at the time they were like black wheels yeah i remember all the boys looking at your rims are sick oh my god i was like what a rims they were like sick rims i was like people didn't really see your car like at my school that much because everyone was boarding yeah god no one really cared i guess the politics of that was just like no one really cared about what car you have unless you're a boy i don like no one really cared about what car you had, unless you were a boy. I don't think anyone really cared anyway. Like it was quite cool if you had a nice car, but like no. And no one had a Ferrari, so no one really had a car that was that sick.

I remember there was this boy in my uni who actually cruised around a Ferrari, and I was like, what is going on? No, that's terrible. I didn't know that was terrible. I was like, fair enough, but like still. I actually remember there was another guy. I went to to newcastle university and he had like a big you know like the chelsea g wagons they g wagons the big like jeeps they're like right on the king's road he had one of those and his chelsea trucks and he had like a number plate saying chelsea boy and i was like you are later god here i am see i'm so dodgy yeah you're basic mate but like and here i am on

maiden chelsea but that is like i guess yeah so i would still call that basic i just wrote isn't it like in those jeans i got i'm like oh i'm just a basic bitch now yeah but we're not that yeah even like i also agree if you're really edgy and like have pink hair you're still basics like everyone's done it now there's nothing that unique these days is that really it's almost being unique is not giving an f yeah so like being basic you could be like yeah just do whatever the hell you want to do honey just be like yeah okay fine my car is basic whatever i love it i love it they're so they're so small they're easy to park yeah everyone's just jealous these days people need to like take a bloody i'm

surprised these days in school especially with like i feel like social media is quite good at stopping girls from doing this sort of thing yeah i don't think so necessarily it's probably worse there's probably more expectation you but to say that to somebody is so mean and bullish yeah it's so bullish what did you ever experience anything remotely no one said no no one used to say anything like that in my school everyone was really I'm really trying to kind god I went to an all-girls school if someone said that everyone would then turn around to them and be like sorry who are you yeah people would say that's my yeah but that was like my group of friends but i don't actually know that was my school there was a period i think when

you're like 14 going right through puberty when people became really nasty and then it literally switched and my mum said it was the same for my sister and she was like it's definitely you hit puberty and everyone or their hormones must be crazy. Everyone becomes a bitch. Hormones are just actually horrible. Imagine if the boys had them. Well, you kind of do, but like it's different. They have testosterone.

Yeah, but they're never like emotional. Yeah, it's true. Thank God they're not. That would be a nightmare. Yeah, Jamie's like a nightmare in this. As it is. Yeah, like stop being so emotional, boys. Imagine if they had our hormones.

We need more credit. We really do. Okay, ready, guys? And now for the complaint of the week. Please, it's Jamie here. I have a complaint of the week. My complaint of the week is, why is it when sometimes I take videos of Sophie,

she doesn't allow me to post them on my social media? She says because she doesn't like the way she looks or something like that. But I'm like, well, you look great. And she doesn't allow me to post videos. That is my complaint. Surely it's my social media and I should be allowed to post what I want. I think you're very good with what you let him post. Yes. I know. It's an invasion of my privacy jamie lang you facetime me i have my literally like my nose is looking enormous at the angle i've like honestly my eyebrows look like they're growing down to my chin like just no thank you spot cream all over my face and i think we're having a lovely private conversation actually no you're playing a prank on me like it's not funny it's not big it's not clever no it's not going on

social media see you later do you agree yeah i do agree there is like i mean harry takes silly videos of me the whole time me just doing something that he thinks is hilarious yeah but that's the thing because you can you're just gonna post it i would lose my stories all right yeah but don't but also it's more so it's become like a thing like actually like i'm standing my ground like i don't actually hear that much everyone's seen me at every angle do you know i mean like whatever we all have we all look ugly when your phone is 70 90 degrees i'm always this close to the camera if you were to record that and put it on yes i like put it just at like up my nose

like just discussing so I don't really care about that but it's almost just a teaching my lesson like no it's my privacy and like I should be able you can't just like ambush me mate and also he was like my social media I can post what I want you can have your face

your social media it's very different I do think you're quite good with how much you allow him to post You can have your face. Yeah, hun. Your social media. You know, that's your face. It's very different. It is, it is, it is. I also, I do think you're quite good with how much you allow him to post. Melissa is like living with a child. He's like, honestly, every day. I don't, it's not even like, I would say like, God, how annoying, because social media is quite annoying in some sense.

Like, when you can't get off it. Jamie actually just like genuinely loves doing those tricks. I mean, like, he revels in it. Like, some people are just like, yeah, can't get off it. Jamie actually just, like, genuinely loves doing those tricks. Yeah. He revels in it. Like, some people are just like, yeah, they're not, though. How do I tell him they're not? Maybe he'll listen to this. No, some of them are.

He doesn't even listen to our podcast. Does he not? Oh, my God. Shame on you, Jamie. No, I thought he does. No, I don't think so. He's the first to know. He's like, okay, no.

I think he listens, like, now and a bit because he thinks he's like the producer of it I'm like no okay well let's hope he listens to this one yeah no those food hacks

need to solve so if you do listen oh my god the food hacks are so funny and they never work I saw one what do you mean

I'm trying to say they're not funny they're so funny that he tries so hard and it's like it's just not working it almost looks like he's like

faking not being able to but actually he's not okay he did one the other day and i don't know if it was on purpose it was literally just in his stories he was dunking into the oh no i think ketchup was that just him having a bit of fun yeah that's just him just being himself that's just like it's a non-stop game with that boy like imagine being in his brain that's like now that life's back to normal the food hacks will stop this is so wishful thinking habit this is definitely a corona lockdown habit no you'll find something else there'll be like a new like jump sophie in the shower like there'll be something weird and cookie and everything every time he scares you you jump no but i do that way if you jump me i am terrible i'm literally like

that if someone walks past me on the road and they're a bit too close like my mom's the same i get it from her i'm the same and harry if i walk into the kitchen like you always you say this you don't think it's the right word i'm sure highly strong is the right word if i walk into the kitchen my mom's sat like reading magazine she will jump out of her skin with to the t the exact same reaction i have like the facial expressions yeah it's terrible like i literally couldn't be more like my mum and that's why i'm the same as in like you know what when i'm drying my hair i get so on edge that someone's gonna walk in and like i do it in the mirror though so i can see the whole room still scared for me because i can't hear anything and then harry will walk past i will

literally jump up and he goes who else is it gonna be you know i'm in the house i'm not even trying to scare you like what is he just frightened me absolutely to death and i always go like i always work both the same but i do this quite a lot. I go, ah! Yeah, I go, ah! I'm, like, quite dramatic. Yeah, you do that. And it's like, what, what? And I'm like, oh, nothing. Someone just posted this.

Yeah, you do that a lot. You'll look at your phone and go, oh, my God. Yeah, I do. I'm very dramatic. It's terrible. I need to chill that out. Ring in. I'm sure that's a highly strong trait.

Just being jumpy and, like, do it. Just on edge, I'd more so say. I'm just not, I'm not a chiller. You trait just being jumpy and like just on edge I'd more so say I'm just not I'm not a chiller you are more chilled than me though you like I don't even wear

I get so you like can chill on a Sunday and watch a movie like I'm very bad at that I can't really whenever you FaceTime me you're always out the house

I and I'm like where are you even going you're just muting about I will literally with your cap on I know but I only wear the cap

because of my pigmentation. No, that's good. You should wear a cap. It's out of the sun. I'm going to start doing that. Oh, please. You're literally not... You're wearing an important

SPF 50 sunglasses hat. Yeah, exactly. But then, like, what's the point in living? Because my face is constantly under a hat and no one even knows what I look like these days. That's fine.

You're just muting about on a walk. Then it's okay. You should save in those moments. Yeah, that's what I do. When you're dressed up going after dinner Yeah, hello Or get like a nicer hat My hat's quite nice, what the fuck are you talking about It's Casablanca or whatever it's called

What is that? Do you not like it? It's a really cool brand actually But it's just a baseball cap You wouldn't want to wear that with a nice dress out for dins well some people actually look really cool in that like that model from axa arigato as she always wears a cap and she looks sick does she i don't know who you're talking about i'm sure she does though you're not cool in it but just you know when you're going out i wear like my hair nicely you don't like squishing obviously not like i

wouldn't put a cap on like for a photo no photo. No, yeah, take that off for a pic. Take off his eyes. Unless I've got no makeup on. I never wear sunglasses. Then it's great. They really hurt my head. I think my head's too big for them. They make me feel like you're going to give me a headache.

Yeah, I get a headache. I literally can wear them for an hour max. I'm also so bloated today. What's going on? Every time I see you, you're like, hey, fever. I'm so bloated. I know. I feel like...

You're not having a reaction to this. You're okay. That is really true. I'm really not. Is it because maybe you're dosed up on antihistamine oh yeah i've had two today but i usually am i always i wake up and i have an antihistamine the minute i open my eyeballs i literally with my my morning coffee fasting i do otherwise it's done for the day i'm so jealous you don't have it i'm gonna go get one of those steroid shots. Oh my God. You really have to have it once a year.

Yeah, once a year but I'm just really scared there's going to be side effects that will blow my face because doesn't steroid... Have you seen Zac Efron? Yeah, I know.

We sent each other this. So guys, has anyone else seen poor Zac Efron? Like apparently it's because he had an accident. Well, I don't know. Before that, yeah.

I don't know. So I was like, gosh Sophie, have you seen Zac Efron's face he's done something he's had filler or something like his whole face is super puffy like his jaw is like so wide and then you were like no

I know he had an accident but I haven't seen the pictures you're talking about and then I found a photo of like someone obviously being dicky being like what on earth has Zac Efron done to his face which was my reaction when I saw it to be fair because I thought god you were so stunning why have you done this and then someone else commented like no one knows he's had this terrible accident so I wonder if he had to have like

surgery like what has happened oh my gosh should I get him out now yeah Zac Efron is honestly one of my all-time boy crushes of my life really he's my sister's your sister's boyfriend looks a bit like him yeah he does he when they went to um las vegas everyone would stop him on the road and ask and he was like he really does look like him but like the bloated version i thought you were showing me a photo of him and i was like jesus no that they are very similar yeah well no i can only see this he looks all right there he just looks looks bulkier, like he's unripe. Yeah. That's what I mean.

I'm scared that the injections can do that to my face. That is Tom Barry. I'm not even joking. That could be my sister's boyfriend. That is actually crazy. That's actually really scary. They look so similar. Well done, Georgia.

So, I don't know. We need to find out. If anyone knows what's happened to Zac Efron's face, please let us know. Yeah, bless him. Okay, guys. It's the time to break the wine. Ooh. Bottle.

I don't know. Can you ever get a really nice... Bottle's just a very, like, classic red wine-looking bottle to me. Pretty ab, if I'm honest. Very ab-ish. Definitely looks like, you know, the classic Rioja everyone gets. Yeah. Could be next to that one.

I would say... No red wine bottle ever stands out to me. Amy's really nice. Oh, no, that's true. That's probably the only one I've seen. I know. I actually always think red wine should have, like, they look really old. The older, the better.

Like, they don't need to look fancy. It's just old. It's so just on it. Yeah. Like, the brown of the label. I'm like, oh, God, that's weird. Yeah. Why doesn't someone do that?

Make a bottle of wine look really low-aged. You know, that paper that's, like, stained with coffee. like stained with coffee yeah yeah do you remember doing that at school for history i used to do it at home so i used to always want more like write a letter that was like treasure and then i'd bury it in the garden i used to do it all the time oh my god how do you and then i'd like rip the edges yeah i do with coffee and some coffee just stick it in it used to really smell no you could do a with tea as well. And then, yeah, I'd burn the edges to make it more vintage. I'd rip the edges off or burn them, yeah, and then I'd write with my quill pen.

Yes. The fact we used to write every single day with the quill pen blows my mind. I honestly... We weren't allowed to buy it as well. Oh, no, they had to be the... What is it called? Is it a quill pen? Is that what they used to say?

I used to have... Okay, no, no, no, guys. This is a throwback to school. What were those pens called? Everyone... Lammammies everyone had a lammie pen please tell me you're gonna know what i'm talking about i'm gonna have to google it stop and they all come in different colors and then you like switch the pen lid with the boy that you fancied or like no no oh my god melissa's got like shut up god you believe Charlie's like pen lid or Melissa's got a lamby pen let me know they've got fountain fountain pen yeah fountain pen that's what

I'm looking for and they all come in these stunning colors what do you mean that lamby iron oh my god no this is so boring once you found let me show you a picture guys we're gonna have to put this on our instagram so you know what I'm talking about please tell me someone can I have no idea I did not have lamy did you know oh my god maybe it was just at my school no i think it was just at your school guys let us know if you had lamy pink one like there was well yeah i had that pen but i didn't know it was called a lamy pen it was just the bright the fountain pen i use oh my god we never switched ever i went to an all-girls school so that would have been a bit different yeah but like do you not remember ever sucking the top of your pen as well having but

i used to always bite the top and then i'd have black oh my god blue ink all over my face and i had to go to matron yeah that is a name or i work i haven heard in about seven years oh my god how funny i love school days i had to go in oh my god do you remember matron it had that smell mine had that like smell and you were even like near you could smell that sort of like saffron smell yeah yeah yeah oh it's antiseptic it was so lovely i used to love our matrons god they were such babes did you ever like stay in sickbay for like more than because you went to a boarding school like for more if you went to sickbay it was the best thing ever there was like a tv in the room would you stay overnight jamie always tells me sorry that he'd stay for like a week i was like didn't your parents just pick you

up no people used to stay in there i never i think i stayed in there for a day that was it i think i stayed a day max like 4 p.m that's because my parents stay close lots of people's parents you know yeah it's true and they have to stay oh god those funny things at school also like paint out on the side of your head please tell me you did this oh my god yeah on the side of my head on the side of my head like messy the better i'd like rip it up and back brush it almost and then i like it was so over my mum thought i was balding because i pulled it from my ear my left ear to my right side of my head like i literally look like borat and we also did this thing so at my school

prep school we had to wear corduroy trousers which sounds awful actually didn't look too bad and we didn't have the politics of like how short our skirts were at such a young age oh yeah it's quite nice it eradicated that problem but all the girls and the boys would buy jack will's pants okay oh yeah pull the boxes up so you can see the jack will's rim yeah the top of the travel do you remember abercrombie trackies and hollister with ugly it's tucked in i'm off and pearl necklace did you have the pearl necklace? Oh my God. What are your other pearl earrings? From Accessorize. I literally have mine from there.

These trends are actually ridiculous. They were mental. And then like the Jack, I'd have like Hollister or Abercrombie. I'd spray it all over my body and wear a hoodie. We could also have that aerosol that was Charlie and all the boys would have links. Oh yeah, that aerosol.

Oh my God. That aerosol Charlie. It's done. I mean have links oh yeah that air was oh my god it's damn i mean it's literally a deodorant i'm going and i used to wear dream at me so my face like am i okay oh my god dream at me was legendary i would like smear it all over my whole face we all like bullied each other if we did which is just so funny oh my god that's so weird like oh why are you wearing makeup god i bet you look nice though looking back on Facebook yeah like thank god I never was big into makeup

but I could it's because I used to always go away for some holidays I never could find I used to borrow my friend's skin it was so pale

against my skin so I'd just be like this is weird wouldn't wear it wouldn't wear it but I'd wear the eyeliner smudge

and I'd my mum would be so smudge my mum would be like can you wash your face and I was like nah I'm not gonna let this oh my god these facts are school we need to find pictures of us and put mum would be like can you wash your face and I was like nah I'm not going to do it oh my god

these facts of school we need to find pictures of us and put them on Instagram can you guys tell us like school that happened at your school did you ever have a neon rave

we called it a neon rave but it was actually just like a neon party we were like I used to call them hops and they were hosted by the school so fun

they were the funnest and like I'd wear a white vest with neon leggings oh my god and tutus oh tutest and like i'd wear a white vest with neon leggings oh my god and tutus oh tutus and like my butt would be out my butt cheeks and leg warmers no but literally and i used to call pit nipples pippies because they were so small i don't know why i thought they look like little pips on my body i used to have big old bras trying to make my boobs i had like my pits you've been awesome

I love those I wish I could go back and do school again just for like I would love to be there a week just redo the whole thing right we haven't even

rated the wine I'll give that a solid 5 let's be honest no I think it's nice we can't keep we can't keep giving them 7 A's I'm being too generous

okay fine from a point of view of being like affordable, tasty it's a safe bet than that we can't keep we can't keep giving them seven days okay fine i feel like come on from a point of view being like affordable tasty it's a safe bet from that point of view six six yeah like you can still probably get better but if they're gonna go purely for the taste and the bottle five yeah five it's pretty half but like a decent red wine yeah i wouldn't buy a restaurant no one will hate this yeah you have a sunday lunch but like i will go out to a restaurant go gosh let's get a bottle of that like it's very much a supermarket wine i think but nonetheless delightful um guys that brings us to the end of this podcast i'm very sad because today talking to you guys forever but thank you so much for listening please can you write in your dilemmas

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Well, let's do that next week and let's think about ourselves. Oh, my God, yeah, I have so many. I got our school prom, or whatever you called it, cancelled because of me and then I won they gave out a like a sachet called Miss Charisma and I what like they gave out like Miss Clever I don't know I won Miss Charisma I don't know how because I was like quite naughty I basically I'm gonna just say it quickly I

basically put fairy liquid in the school pond thinking it'd be like a funny prank and it the school fish sorry I'm so sorry they died it's really awful and our whole front garden was foam the whole thing because it had a filter it had a fountain and the whole garden was foam and they cancelled our school and they were like own up and left you own up so I had to own up it's such a gossip girl thing they were like own up

and everyone was like it's gonna be cancelled I thought it was me and then because I ran Miss Charisma they like let me off I think the school teacher left me she was like

oh you can still go oh my god I'm really sorry about this fish I really was upset about it please don't anyone hate me I'll repeat this fish yeah because I honestly

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