Wednesdays - Ep 60: Sleeping with your best friend’s DAD!

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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you guys advice but as we said. We love giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help. Hey April. Hey guys. Hope everyone's doing well. I feel like I'm, like, sat in a really weird position. You know why? I think we've normally got other things around us that make us feel more cosy. Now I feel a bit exposed. Do you know what I mean?

No, I feel like I'm sat like a turtle with my neck. I feel a bit exposed. So it's Jubilee Bank holiday. So it's Thursday, Friday. It's Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, I almost prefer... I like Mondays being at work. Like, I feel weird when I have a Monday and I'm, like, mooching about.

Like, I way prefer midweek to, like, have a drink. I know what you mean. Yeah, same, same, same. It's only because I never fancy a drink on a Monday. But, like, Wednesday, I'm like, give me the goods. What are you doing for Jubilee Bank on Monday? So, I think I'm going to go to Toby's house in the countryside. So nice.

Don't have a solid plan. God, he's been in the countryside a lot recently. Every weekend he takes a little trip out. Well no this weekend he was at that wedding but it's obviously his parents were there

so that was probably quite nice. Really wholesome. And then my parents are in London the weekend after the week after the bank holiday weekend

so that'll be lovely. So it's going to feel like a long holiday for me. So you're going to go to so I've got wedding on Wednesday my cousin's wedding and then Thursday going to I keep calling got wedding on Wednesday my cousin's wedding and then Thursday

going to I keep calling it Riverside Cafe because I went to Newcastle Uni and I'm like I'm off to Riverside which is like

River Cafe yes and Riverside is not the same I was like at this big club in Newcastle I'm like

yeah I'm going to Riverside Cafe going to River Cafe and then with just Jamie no with there's six of us oh sweetness yeah really really fun and then with just Jamie no with there's six of us

oh sweetness yeah really really fun and then Saturday got another wedding wow so who's the other who's the Saturday wedding Julian and Hasees

I don't know it was nice though very healthy god that's a big old boozy boozy oh and then Sunday we fly to Spain for your own

for your own wedding yeah to go get married no to go find a venue I am itching like hell oh my god no you're a poor thing I just want to

scratch your eyes for you that's the one thing that doesn't happen to me is the itchy eyes thank god but it does feel like there's a feather up my nostril

just being rotated 20 more times the feather up the nostril and a little bit in my throat oh it's the back of the throat it just gets me

yeah it goes horrible you try and get it in your tongue and it just never works anyways so that's my plan so then we fly on sunday we land and then monday we'll view view view all the properties all the properties she means venues yeah they're not buying a house in spain you cannot leave me no no no what a little listener message should i read this one out yeah go on okay just thought i'd follow one from the dilemma last week about the boy who said some rogue things during sexy time so long story short i've been on a couple dates with this super lovely guy

with the super lovely guy we've been seeing each other for a while and he ended up inviting me over which led on to sleeping together dot dot while we were having sex he asked me to no no no for him i was super confused and didn't really want to ask what he had said but couldn't help myself i asked if he said move oh god i asked if he said move for him while we were still having sex and he said no no no moo like a cat i couldn't believe what i was hearing immediately stopped and went to the bathroom before calling a taxi to head home and said it wasn't for me. I never heard from the guy again after this.

I'm intrigued to know what you both would have done in this situation. I'm also confused and still quite disturbed about how he would have wanted me to actually moo. Sorry. So you thought, so you were like, I would have been the same. I would have been like, you mean move the same i would have been like you mean

move over like i'd have been like oh sorry where do you want me to be yeah yeah but also like that's weird yeah the whole move oh sorry so imagine you're mid-sex and he goes yeah yeah move me like gal but like is she this is too weird what person wait i need to go back during sex i need to go back so they've been on a couple of days yeah which is even worse because it's like they think that she obviously thought he was quite normal and lovely though he was a lovely guy she says and then no that's awful what is going on with these do you know what one's just come into mind that i don't know why i've never told you this oh my god tell me it's actually not that funny with it it's quite funny so fat

oh my god i can't it's actually not even that bad but it was like in halls in castle pieces and i really needed the loo and it was like so not not for that for a wee right i gave mine but like sometimes if you really need a wee you're like i'm gonna honestly wet myself you have to stop i need to go for a beer right now i don't think i can say you don't look red it's not actually that funny but we were really drunk freshers it was like freshers or like last year in leases i was like i have to go for a beer just had to tell him yeah so i leave my little hall room go outside and i had nothing on nothing but naked the toilets were shared cubicles i ran back over because it's like 3 a.m in the morning we just got in from night out

and i'm like let me back in and he'd fallen asleep so i was sad and my room my room was literally just as you open like the lift to get up to that floor you open the lift and i was just sit there naked and all my i had to wait till all my friends from halls came in it was like two hours why didn't you just bang on the door bang bang bang that boy sleeps for england it was oh my god i don't know why wait so everyone came in and you were just like, guys, I can't give up. No, I was fully naked like this. So then what did you do? Then did you go back into their room? It's all, no, they managed, like, he woke up or someone called him.

Because I'd left my phone in there with him, obviously. And someone called his phone. What a nightmare. Have you ever had anything weird? Never, ever, ever. And I was about, I can't imagine any of your exes asking you to do anything weird. But then I guess it, I'm guessing it's like, this guy seems quite normal seemed quite normal and lovely okay right so what i would do in this situation this is hilarious story for thank you so much for that is genius i would have done the exact same i would have been

like get off me and i would have ran out there as fast as i could have done no she didn't leave she did she went to the loo and ordered a taxi and left i would have done the exact same thing get me out of there i would have felt so like oh i'm disgusted i would have done the exact same thing. Get me out of there. I would have felt so scared. Oh, and disgusted. I would have just been so disgusted. Even when you get home, you're like, no. I almost would have been like, I want to know why you want me to do that.

I would have had to have followed up with the text and been like, sorry, did you actually mean me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to understand what you meant. What is he, like a kleptomania? Is that what they're called? That's people that have sex with me. Aren't they people that steal? I think that's people that steal. What me but are they people that steal that's people that steal what is it then a narcissist no it's the sex addiction whether you have sex with dead people so no it's so animals abyssality oh my god is that a thing

yes have you not seen that do you not remember that but there was all like great i just remember to be fair there was a couple of youtube videos like great I do remember to be fair there was a couple like eels would be like shoved up girls' vagina to be fair doesn't that happen at the box in Soho they get snakes

and the snakes they basically have sex with snakes no are you sure they do weird stuff with snakes they're all naked

and they're like yeah I've seen and the snakes like slithering all around I've seen a video that someone showed me and like an eel was coming out

and another one was, like a ferret was licking a girl. Surely this sort of shit makes you very ill. Oh my God, no. Actually, I will tell you something that I found out the other day. So, I won't name and shame, but someone I know was like,

is an ex-detective and he told me that this will make you sick, that there were like men who used to have stag do's, well, they obviously still do, but they, I can't quite remember the story, I was quite drunk when he was telling me, but they go to baby calves because they suck on their mum's teeth so strongly

and they put their dicks in their mum. Who is this person? I don't mean to laugh because it's really... Can you map the person? No, no no no it wasn't him he just tells you stories yeah he's because

he was a detective you know what there are sick sick people out there I'm not I'm not it doesn't I mean obviously

it's vile but like it's like I was me and my friends were retelling the whole like mum sucking the cheat story the other day you know

do you remember it was like one of the first stories I told on this podcast oh yeah yeah it's so funny when I was having dinner the other day with some of Toby's cousins and stuff,

they were like, I've heard this story. And I was actually thinking, I'm sure it's from someone listening to the podcast and then telling people and then it's like getting around now. Everyone knows the bloody story. Can you repeat the story? So it was my best friend's boss went to this wedding. Yeah. And the wedding was called off.

Someone ran to the church, like, the wedding's been called off. And it's because he walked in on his... She walked in on her mother-in-law and future husband-to-be. No, no, no. He was breastfeeding from her and he goes, I only do it when I'm nervous. Do you not remember that story? I don't remember this.

Yes, you do. It was one of the first stories I ever told on the podcast has she told that story before yeah she goes she goes this is payback i'm fucking telling everybody yeah i'd be so angry you embarrass me so much dilemma one hi there massive fan of your pod love you both love you too please keep anonymous major dilemma please help okay so my best friend has been sleeping with her other best friend's dad oh my god oh my god what is going on with parents in this episode this is weird and we are all going on a family holiday with the parents in july shut no no wait wait we've had a similar story to this have we yes right carry on i'm the

only one who knows and i feel so awkward and i don't know what to do i've known the girl who's sleeping with the dad since nursery but i've also been friends with the other girl for 10 years the girl has told me and now i feel such a weight on my shoulders what the fuck is the right thing to do love you so much hope you can help me out i would have to tell her i i would just no i would say to her you've got to fucking tell her right now or I will, but it's not... Yeah, that's what I would do. It's not going to be good coming out of my mouth.

You need to do it yourself. Yeah, I wouldn't tell her. So if this was happening, so say, like, Ruby, for example, sleeping with her parents... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, if the parents are obviously separated...

So for a start, yeah, no, the parents are still together because they're going on holiday with the parents. And so is she having an affair? Double whammy. How do we know? She's not clarified that. We are going on a family holiday with the

parents okay so either way it's equally as awful but if the parents are still married this is horrendous horrendous horrendous horrendous horrendous okay what i would do is i would be like to the girl i'd be like look you've given me such a responsibility knowing this information it's so unfair because i just i love my friend you have to fucking tell her and we're gonna tell her right now we're gonna go and do it now you're gonna sit down and tell yeah say my forte i'd be like yeah i will never speak to you i would be like i can't be your friend unless you tell her yeah because it's just too tricky otherwise there's two things about this it's wrong in every way secondly i don't know your age so like they could be like 38 and the dad could be 58 and it's kind of like if he is single

sale of age you know what i mean i'm picturing like our age with like one of our dads and i'm like out the house you're done i can't i can't get to grips with it i'm sorry this is this is pretty wild though this is like a fucking what and i cannot imagine this happening in like and even if it was like we grow older right it's still not okay because that's your dad and also the age gap is still the same but yeah but you can't have so no but it's still like then you're it's not like oh they're a dad it's like the same age as your dad do you know what i mean it's like they saw you growing up by the sounds of it it just seems a bit wrong and like how are you gonna be weird about it exactly he's seen you literally like

for over 10 years. No, no. It's wrong on so many levels. And the fact you're going on a hundred-day date. Oh, my God. The girl, I feel so sorry for the daughter. She has no idea. That will mess her up a lot. Like, that would make me so upset thinking that my dad...

Oh, my God. No, no, no. No, that's really upset me. Ew, I now can't like envision it. Like, I can't get the... Just wrap your head around this for a moment because this is quite a lot to take in imagine the dynamic you know what we really need a follow-up of what happens on this holiday because I need to know everything even though it's

really quite horrible in so many ways it's juicy and I need to know what's happened on the dynamic this holiday I need to know if the dad is single yeah. I also wouldn't mind a photo of him just so I know what he looks like. Yeah, what we're dealing with here. Yeah. I would quite like to just put a face

to like the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah because this is freaking mental. Probably won't get one having thought about that but this is a lot. This is a lot to take in.

I would actually be so upset with you if you were that girl that I wouldn't even I'd be like I really can't. You would give me the ick probably. Yeah, you would give me the ick as a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd get a friendship it'd be like i really can't you would give me the ick probably yeah you would give me the ick yeah yeah yeah friendship it yeah i'd be like

you've given me and i wouldn't be able i'd be like just do what especially as you would look at that dad is like oh it's like it's like me okay right that's like me and bella knowing each other for 10 years right within our friendship and then me getting with bella's dad that's how fucked up that is oh my god yeah i'd be like and then us all going on a holiday together and you knowing and bella doesn't know i've given me the ick big time that is awful oh god oh okay well that's not happened between us so don't get the ape with me but that's how i know that's really scar we put it into context a lot of like really scarring conversations today guys.

But this is crazy that this shit happens. Look I feel really upset for the daughter. If I were you I would tell her stop it. I'd just be like

stop it. Just don't even tell her just stop it. Because all that will do is upset the girl. Just stop it. I think they've only slept together once though.

Well that's even worse. Wait hold on hold on. Yeah yeah yeah fine fine fine they have slept together what they it's a continuous thing is it i don't know you're the one who read out the dilemma no you did no you did i was going on today hey you're a canadian podcast listener and that makes you important to us we'd like to know more

about you what you think of this podcast and the other podcasts you'd like to hear. So we put together a super brief survey we'd like you to fill out. Complete it, and we'll give you a chance to win one of three $100 Amazon gift cards. That way, we can say thanks for your opinion. Just go to mypodcastsurvey.ca and have your say. That's mypodcastsurvey.ca and have your say. That's mypodcastsurvey.ca. Okay, second dilemma. Husband got me a stunning pair of designer earrings for our wedding just under three years ago. Uh-oh.

I've only worn them once on our wedding day, but I was going out for my birthday and thought, YOLO, treat yourself. So I decided to wear the earrings. I was getting ready in a bit of a rush and picked up the earrings and put them in my jacket pocket. I was then walking to the train station quickly so I wouldn't miss the train. Got a bit warm, took off my jacket and just chucked it under my arm.

I dashed all the way to the station and when I got there, I realized my earrings had fallen off the pocket. Oh no. I retraced my steps three times, but no joy. They were gone. Basically, my dilemma is, do I tell my husband? Can't afford to replace them.

Otherwise, I would buy a new pair without him knowing. But I feel so guilty because they were my wedding earrings. What should I do? Oh, I would tell him. You've got to be honest. You've just got to be honest. These things happen. Like, that's so innocent.

And you just thought you've kept them and not worn them. I feel so sorry for you. I do. That would upset me so much. These things do things do happen though you haven't done anything bad or malicious but i i would have had the same thing like i've just got to replace them and like he's not gonna know i would have then you look up and you can't there's no replacement and they're too expensive like i've got to do but even when you replace things like that you still feel so guilty i know but at least it wouldn't like to be he will probably at first be like really understanding

then he'll start to get like annoyed about it but then eventually he'll be like you know what these things do happen you know what I think it was so long ago your wedding that it he'll be over he'll be like oh no what shame and like you obviously sound so sad about it I would just be really honest with him be really vulnerable and like I'm so upset yeah you obviously are really upset about it you never know he might get you a new pair of earrings. He will not be upset with you. And if he is, then you just have to explain it. It was honestly such a mistake.

Yeah, he might be upset at the situation. Yeah. But don't take it personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just hug him. Yeah. I'm sad. This is a...

That's really sad. That would really upset me. But these things happen all the time. Like, I am... So the other day i have i left one of my bracelets at toby's before we went on the hen do because i was like i'm going to be very drunk i don't know what i'm gonna do this let's just leave it here to be safe whatever and i left it at toby's flat right i was then back in my flat after the hen do and toby came

to meet me for a glass of wine outside where i live and brought what he he thought that he had brought the bracelet back in his bag with him in his wash bag and he's oh I've got a bracelet I'll get it for you and he's like my wash bag's gone out my bag it's gone oh my god foraging through the bag it's gone it's gone it's gone I can see that he's fully panicking I was like don't worry because I was just going in my head like I go into like how I'm gonna fix this mode I don't really panic that much and I was like right we're gonna have to just split the cost and buy a new one that's what we're gonna have to do we were like right okay okay okay and then his roommate wasn't picking up the phone to check if the wash bag was like in his room still so we had half an hour and we were just drinking loads of wine like oh my god

this is awful what are we gonna do what we're gonna do it was so calm I would have been lips literally beside myself no and then after we found out the wash bag was in his room I was like don't do that again I purposely didn't ask you to bring it because i would have been too unless i'm wearing it i always get scared it's just gonna fall out yeah because these things happen all the time i've lost my mom's pair of rings by putting them in a sunglasses case before walked along with them and they've just obviously come out the little cracks at the side yeah happens these things do happen and again you live in land you live in land at least it wasn't your engagement ring.

Yeah, that would be really savage. Dilemma three. Basically, myself and this guy broke up five years ago now. He's been in a relationship with the girl he cheated on me with since then. Oh. Oh, fuck, that's hard to take. Wow, that's hard. And they have a house and a dog together.

Over the last five years, he goes through phases of blocking and unblocking me and messaging me. Shh, fuck off to him. These messages are incredibly flirty and talk about me in a sexual way. Oh my God, she sent us one. She sent us a message, guys.

We have a screenshot. We've got a screenshot i am salivating i've been in a relationship since then and and while i am now single again he would ask for comparisons of him and my other ex and hinted at us cheating on our partner together i've told this girl before like years ago that he was doing this but she claimed i was faking it oh my god i've recently moved home due to the breakup and now me and this ex go to the same gym unplanned oh my god and i've seen each other a lot here he either ignores me and comes up to me and it's very very variable but i can see him watching me

work out do i say anything examples below all right you ready guys yeah this is on snapchat which is killing me look after yourself you can keep me updated on your love life and how I compare to them. Wink. Face. You'll find someone soon, and if you don't, you don't need to. Keep going with your life. You're smashing it,

and things will come into place one day. And if there's a day where you get a boyfriend and we both happen to be on the common in the dark alone, who knows? In the common in the dark alone. Where's the common? It's like a park okay number one i'm cringed out this guy already that is not even smooth or sexy or like flirty it's just fucking cringe right i wish good riddance to this boy he sounds like a bit of a like

twat i'm sorry what does she mean do i say anything yeah i'd be like can you friggin leave me like you're giving me the it you creep we broke up five years ago you've got a new girlfriend she's not it's because he cheated so she's like oh he's only left me it's feeding the ego a bit more like haha he wants me back which i do understand i would totally have the same thing but you just have to be like you have to just be to send them to their new girlfriend no i wouldn't be i'd just be like i've already tried to fucking tell you you had none of it this is on you now oh she tried to tell she tried to tell the girlfriend before and she told her that she was making it up yeah so you know what screw um this boy because i would i'd have to move gyms though i really wouldn't be able to see him every

day that would really bug me out. I'd literally have anxiety going into the gym. Like, is he going to come and creep on me? I don't think she cares about it. I think she's just like, lol, do I say anything?

Ew. To him or to the girl? If I was you, to either of them. I don't think you should say a thing to either of them. I would block them both. If he tries to come up

to me and speak, she'd be like, look, I get like that you're trying to like flirt with me or whatever. I don't know what you're trying to do, but like,

can you leave me alone because you're icking me out and making me feel a bit sick? And that'll just make him be like... I never walk in the common alone at dark. Yeah, no, don't go to the common. Let's stay clear of that common. And we'll be both on that. Should I be that bit again? It's just quite funny.

And if there's a day where you get a boyfriend? I don't get it. So he's basically saying, where you get a boyfriend... I don't get it. So he's basically saying, whilst you're single, I'll leave you to it. But if there's a day when you do get a boyfriend... If there's a boyfriend, we can both cheat on our partners. In the common, in the lone. It feels equally... Alone in the dark.

It feels equally... Yeah. And if there's a day when you get a boyfriend and we both happen to be in... I think you meant to say in. In the common, in the dark, alone. Who knows? No, on the common. You don't go into the common oh do you

know it's like you're like if we're on the common yeah you could do both i think yeah yeah sorry we're not correcting your english here we're correcting your like um morals and he's a fucking twat i always think if a boy cheats on his girlfriend with you he's only going to go and do the same exact thing to you right do you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's exactly what's happened he cheated on you with this girl who's now with for five years and now he wants to go and cheat on her again and he's obviously not that young because they've got a house and a dog for some reason i thought the snapchat i was like must be really must be like 20 yeah i was thinking younger 70 i know my brother my brother uses a snapchat and he's only

really yeah he's a genzy yeah it's a Gen Z thing, the Snapchat thing. But, I mean, maybe not. OK, let's think about it logically. Let's say that they were 15, 19, so five years ago. That means they broke up when they were, like, 19, 20. He must be at least, like, my age. Oh, my God. Oh, he's obviously doing it on Snapchat because the girlfriend won't see it.

The girl will never go on the Snapchat. Anyway, this is just terrible business and you need to just tell him i've just busted him that's why he uses snapchat you need to tell him just oh my god because that's not true you need to tell him to fuck off i'm not having this and you've already tried to tell her so i'm sorry like you've done your bit there you've done the girl code bit if you reply though you are do not you are entertaining it and also this isn't even like fun and sexy like chat i don't even know this chat is the most cringe no no no thank you don't reply ignore him how embarrassing for him see him in

the gym literally walk past him if yeah i wouldn't there's just nothing there's nothing to it you just don't why you live your life yeah he going to pester you more and more and more. So I block him. Can you follow up, please? Because I feel like he's going to really pester you. I think these are the best I've ever had. Yeah, I'm so invested. The family holiday.

We need an absolute follow up. When are they going next week? Because I can't wait much longer to find out what happens. We need to reply to her like, please, please, please, please, please follow up. Yeah, we need to reply being like, please, please, please, please. Why? So not so single, like, please, please, please, please, please follow up. Yeah, we need to reply being like, please, please, please, please. Why? So not so single, Iris, for me is quite embarrassing. This sort of thing makes me feel really cringe.

Oh, God, what? Oh, God. Jamie, who is Toby's roommate, his girlfriend, heard me and Toby having sex. Oh, you told me that. Isn't that just the most horrible? It makes me feel a bit sick in my mouth. It makes me feel really sick. I'm like, I can't see just the most horrible it makes me a bit sick in my mouth it makes me feel really i'm like i can't see her ever again it makes me feel sick it's one of those things you get in the shower and you're like this it's also apparently like two it was

like two days later because we suddenly heard the door shut we were like uh-oh someone's out in the corridor like right outside the the look the door and jm toby was like j when jamie and toby were together the other day he was like oh yeah yeah abby definitely had you the other day she told me you know when i was first getting with jamie emily background message me being like can you shut the fuck up oh my god okay that makes me feel so much better and i and she was like and she is one of like our really really good friends and i still was like no yeah yeah but someone I don't know that well it's even worse it's a little bit even worse so sorry happy god the worst would be like

if a parent heard you that oh my brother said he once had me with my one of my exes and he said it was the worst thing he'd ever had he couldn't speak to me for like two weeks he's like we can't speak for several weeks now see you later oh my no. Isn't that the most awful thing ever? Yeah, someone once took my sister's phone and left a recording of them like faking having sex when she was at uni and we all thought it was real and we were like, Georgia, please. You've recorded yourself by asking her about sex

and she was like, no, I know, awful. And I honestly hated her for it. Because it's like just so sad, isn't it? It is. It's like really something you don't want to ever imagine. No like just so sad, isn't it? It is. It's like really something you don't want to ever imagine. No. Ever, ever, ever.

That's really bad. What, are you going to mention anything to her? No. Nah, just leave it. Unless we're like, we're drunk and I'm back in the bathroom and we're like, sorry about the other day.

Yeah, you probably should be quiet in such a small, but it's in Medina. It was quite quiet. It was like 7 or 6.30 in the morning. And then suddenly there was a door slam we were like i would die no no it's horrible it makes me feel really upset with myself getting up bright and early my god 6 30 in the morning right first things first

right anyway moving on my bridezilla i don't really have anything by dinner because we're waiting to go see the venue but we were we were a bit of a bride weren't we were on saturday like we were both crying at tiff it was so emotional she looked absolutely ridiculous amazing for everyone we went to tiffany watson's wedding she just looked it was such an amazing day she looked beautiful it just was very emotional i found found, like, both Jamie and I were like, oh my God. It's because it's our first, well, for me, that's, like, my first actual, like, good friend I've seen get married. Yeah.

So I'm like, it really hits home. And when they actually were, like, I now pronounce you husband and wife, and they kiss, I was like, that's mental that she's a wife now, that they're actually married. It's like, what, what, what? Like, it's just so surreal.

It's so surreal. And they both looked, I got Tiff's little tiny face and her big smile it was like she just looked so happy oh my god she did and we were all like we want to get married now and guys sophie and jamie next to me were so sweet it didn't mean for a bit of laughter because i was just with those two on the piano i was just by myself so if you and jamie were like kissing and crying each other like guys we just can't wait to do this and i was like you're so fucking cute but you remember you said that you were like gonna go there and you were gonna be like oh I want it to be with Toby is that what you think oh yeah like it does make you think like oh I'd love to yeah yeah yeah but the one thing that scares me is I'm one of these people I don't

like it when like a whole crowd of people are looking at me I know it's really intimidating that's why for ages I was like I don't want to have a big wedding yeah but like I think the way that they did it was really good because there was actually like thinking about it there was a decent like quite a decent amount of people that was quite big old but it felt intimate in that in the church where they got mine it didn't feel like an intimidating crowd i think the layout was quite good i think yeah i think when it's just your people you love which is what you've got to do you're not intimidated it's for us looking like being like we don't know these people so but for you you'll look out and it's like your cousins your family like you'll know

everyone and you'll be like this is yeah you know I also think that that was such a nice wedding for us because it felt not as like big and intimidating for me to go to as a guest because I knew so many people there yeah so it felt like oh this is like really cozy and lovely because i know so many people yeah yeah and also like for the like i'm tiff and i both have like seven bridesmaids so it won't be that scary like i don't know how many you've got other people just be like all bigging each other up before like do you remember when we saw their little faces when the door was such a wholesome like sweet sweet oh yeah it was so good and she was very lucky with the weather obviously in english wedding is a difficult thing with the weather i good. And she was very lucky with the weather. Obviously, an English wedding is a difficult thing with the weather. I know.

So happy it didn't rain. She was very lucky with that. Yeah, it was just all over wholesomeness. So I'll report back on this week's weddings next week. Woohoo. Sophie, cannot wait to get married, can you? I am very excited now. Oh.

So much juice, so little time. I know. Time crunches on. Time crunches on. Thank you, guys. Also, P.S. Sorry, we're not drinking any wine today because we're very, very drowsy with the purities

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