Wednesdays - Ep 61: We were on a break! ft. Chloe Veitch

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Joining us on this week’s ep we have the stunning and incredible Too Hot To Handle star, Chloe Veitch! We chat to her about being sober and the craziest tales from the Too Hot to Handle villa. It’s all coming out in this ep!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa are you a doctor uh I want to be but I'm not I'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help hi chloe hi hello welcome welcome to the hot seat it's really hot it gets really hot we're under the the bright light i'm sweating already no sir i don't worry about it put deodorant on though obviously, I don't know if you've had our podcast, but we basically talk about dilemmas. People write in dilemmas. Love it.

And we discuss them. We give them our advice. And normally we have a bit of wine. Normally we have wine, but you don't drink wine. I'm sober, yes. I stick to the water. That's so wicked.

But youse could have wine. No, no. I'm taking a leave. We are taking a leave. It is quite early as well. Yeah, yeah. All right, okay. How long have you been sober for? Or do you... A year next We are taking a leave. It is quite early as well, for that's why. Oh, right, okay. How long have you been sober for?

Or do you... A year next month. Oh, my God. That is so amazing. Yeah, a year next month. Yeah, crazy. Did you just decide to go? Yeah, I just decided.

I just, my wild days back in the day got a bit much, and I just thought, oh, do you know what? I'm sick of these hangovers. Yeah. And just letting people down all the time, not being reliable. So I just thought, let's just stop drinking. Wow the time not being reliable so I just thought let's just stop drinking yeah that is so impressive that you were just able to that particularly in this

age as well because I feel like it's such a social thing I think that's the hardest thing I mean especially in this industry as well there's like parties events I know yeah social events red carpets and like they just I remember when I went. Yeah. Social events, red carpets, and, like, they just... I remember when I went to my first ever... I think it was the Reality Television Awards, right? And I was sat on the table, and the only drinks they were offering was just champagne. So bad.

And I was like, is there not any, like, juice? And they're like, no. We'll have water. Oh, OK, yes, I had to ask for water. But it makes me feel embarrassed. Wait, wait, wait, they didn't have water? No, they didn't have water on the table, table no i think it's just so socially acceptable now for people to just

drink and drink and drink so it's just like yeah how have you how like was the transition sorry stop me that's all right you can ask me as many questions if you want like how was like the transition from being like did you literally just wake up or did you like trial and fail quite a few times yeah i mean i realised that I could stop drinking, but I couldn't stay stopped because I would just make up an excuse and like lie to myself and justify the fact that I'm going to like three barbecues a week in the winter

and then go into like a few different events. And it got to a point where my schedule was that like laid back and I was just going to loads of different events yeah there's no I was drinking like three four times a week yeah that's yeah and then like it progressed to like five six times a week like not a massive amount yeah yeah it just got to the point where I was like no I can't do it anymore and then you just woke up one day and you were like this is it yeah I mean my dad's in recovery as well he's an alcoholic and he kind of sat me down and was like Chloe you need to just stop drinking yeah because it got to the point where I was I was really bad

I was letting people down were you still living at home at this point I was still living at home yeah my mum and dad were just like Chloe you've got to stop drinking yeah that is so epic of them and also the fact that you had their support it's also kind of you're lucky that they saw that and said like no no yeah did your dad sort of see like yeah I mean because he's an he's an alcoholic he was he kind of see symptoms in me and was like if you if you don't stop then you're gonna end up being like me. My brother passed away of, like, alcohol and drugs related when I was 14. Oh, my God. That's all right.

Without getting too deep. It kind of just hit home, and I was like, there's just no point in drinking anymore. Because I used to drink to get drunk. Right, yeah. I didn't actually like drinking. Enjoy the, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now I'm... Yeah, that makes so much sense.

I'm wild and water, girls. And lovely. Like, you look glowing. Yeah, you really do. You don't have a hangover and you obviously finally it's so impressive like i wish i could go it's so good there's so many books that have been like written about like women like when they get older and they're like the difference it makes to everything in your life the way you feel obviously the way you look your skin like everything apparently is like so so so much better and like i'll have like a couple of glasses of wine, like on the weekend or whatever with my meal,

unless we're going out for like a big one. So I don't drink that much, but I still feel like, oh my God, it wakes me up in the night. Like the sugar. Yeah. And I'm like, I can just tell like the difference. I'm like, Christ alive. Like it really does just hit you straight,

especially as you're getting older now. Yeah. When I was younger, I guess I didn't really used to think. Getting older, she's 25. I know. But it's different to when I was 20. It's because you're 23 and you're getting older now. When I was younger, I guess, I didn't really used to think twice about it. She's 25. I know. But it's different to when I was 20. It's because you're 23 and you're making us roll. That's so impressive.

Thank you. Well, I've inspired you not to drink on this episode, so I'll take the credit. I'll take the credit, girl. You have. I've got only. I've got only, and I'm going to feel so good about it.

Okay, right. So last week, we discussed sneaky links and secret hookups, stuff like that. it. Okay, right. So last week we discussed sneaky links and like secret hookups, stuff like that. I love a sneaky link. Do you? Oh, I love them. Tell me more because I didn't even know what a sneaky link was.

Neither did we. Really? No. Obviously now we understand. In your words, what would you think a sneaky link is? It's like a side ting. Yeah, okay. You're like, oh, you just ring them up

when you just want some. You know when you really want some. We've all been there when we kind of want that on the single. So basically, I'm like just a boy who you just shout out. Sex, yeah. Yeah, just sex. Oh, so you need, sorry, I have a boyfriend. Why is this a sneaky link?

Because it's kind of someone you don't want to actually pick. It's a sneaky link up. Listen, right, it's like you don't want to get married to him. Yeah. But you just want to have sex. Yeah. Right. So like just a sneaky link.

After a night out. Yeah. I want to go home and have a bit of fun with somebody. But then I this is a lot of it this is like this is what you're gonna be the best acne on here you're gonna give them the best advice so we had a what was the situation with this girl because we've got a follow-up okay so the girl slept with a guy after a first date who had a very strange pillow talk chat asked him to call her a good girl etc oh so basically he was like look into my eyes good yeah yeah like so fucking sketch weird and she was like no I'm not about this and she reacted she's emailed us back being like your reaction has killed me it

made me laugh so much and made me feel better about other experiences definitely need to tell the guy I like passionate, intimate sex. Thank you so much for your advice. Yeah, you've got to be honest. Like, don't ask me to dirty talk you. Like,

it's just not. Especially if it's a sneaky link. Yeah. Like, you're there for the sex so it's got to be good. So was it a sneaky link that she was having sex?

It was a sneaky link slash weird hookup situation. You just crossed the line there, babe. Yeah, he crossed it. Especially if she said it was the first time he had sex and she was kind of like,

what? Taking it back a bit. Like, what the hell? Surely it's like a naughty girl as well. You don't say you and she was kind of like, what? Taking it back a bit. Like, what the hell? Surely it's like a naughty girl as well. You don't say you're a good girl. Like, well, that's not sexy in any way. I know what you...

Yeah. Like, I've never heard that said. He just got it wrong, Glasser. Oh, no. Poor boy. I feel like you should have sex at least a couple times and then ease into the talking. Yeah, feeling comfortable, right?

Yeah, same. Otherwise... Yeah. Can you tell me about your sneakily ex-situation? Yeah, do you have anything? You don't obviously... Don't, yeah. Can you tell me about your sneaky links situation? Yeah, do you have anything? You don't obviously, don't name names. I can tell you about a few previous because I'm being a good girl at the minute. Oh!

He would like you, wouldn't he? Right. So, oh, sneaky links. I don't know, I just like, you know when you just got them in your contacts? Yeah. Or you just like, you just scroll them. I tried to find one of these and I couldn't find one. When? When I was single. They're hard to find find i'm pretty sure that was either you get the ick with them i recycle ex-boyfriends this is what i tried to do i tried to do that i tried to do it i went through every single contact list of the ex and everyone i was like

no no no it was like all my previous hookups i went so i went to my very first boyfriend bless his heart in primary school i swear that did was primary school love first kiss i was 15 no you're joking wait i went that far back wait i swear you did go on a date with him yeah i went on a date with him and i kissed him but we didn't see each other a 15 year old lover Then like a random hook up that happened when I was like 17. Right, go on then.

So you recycle. I do, I do. We all do that. Love a bit of recycling. But then do you know what? I do feel really bad because I've got a conscience

believe it or not and when I sleep with my exes I feel like some of them haven't gotten over me but I'm over them. So when I'm sleeping with them afterwards they're like,

oh, can we have a cuddle? And then they're like holding me and stroking my hair. And you know, sometimes when you're just having sex, you just want to have sex and then leave. That I feel bad for saying,

oh, can you leave now? Did you piss off? So I just lay there. Yeah, because you've had feelings like you know them. It's too deep to be like, can you fuck off now? And then sometimes the I love you word comes

and I just have to say it back. And then it gets really deep. That's so mean. You can't do that, Chloe. No, I can't say it. Poor soul. It's a character defect I'm working on. So when you say it, are you like, I love you too?

Or is it more like a, I love you too? Yeah, I love you. Aw. Leave now. Put it in again I am dead oh my god stop it so then how did you

cut the sneaky links off um how do I cut my sneaky links off I just stop replying for a few months yeah I ghost you so I message them

I'm like how are you doing babe or I reply to a story I'm like oh you look fit done something new with your hair that's what I do you doing babe or I reply to a story I'm like oh you look fit done something new with your hair that's what I do

all the time I just reply to the story and then they message back and I'm like oh what are you doing later and they're like oh I'll come pick you up if you want

I'm like yeah okay then we go to Maccy's get a double cheeseburger go back to mine or theirs and then the magic happens then I just don't reply

so Maccy D's is like the hook up you know your own if they're having Maccy yeah we're having yeah a 20 share box of nuggets and then you can share each other's bargain bucket so you're already swapping saliva before you're even kissing it's like you know when you eat an oyster and it's an aphrodisiac yeah it's like swapping nuggets of different sources oh my god get your tongue down stop on it it, T.E. Get your bloods flowing. Oh my God, that is too good.

Right. Right. Dilemma. Should we, Shadi? Shadi? Do you want me to read the first one? Yeah, I'll read one.

Okay, this is Dilemma 1. Oh my God, girls, please help me out. I cannot find a graduation dress anywhere. Please, please give some suggestions for lovely grad dresses. Happy to spend up to 100. Tiny Tim, one oh my god girls please help me out i cannot find a graduation dress anywhere please please give some suggestions for lovely grad dresses happy to spend up to 100 tiny tim please help we have the similar build wait does she know tiny tim i think that people think tiny tim's just like everybody or maybe she thinks it's me and ruby who's tiny tim right i call my i call ruby tiny

tim and now everyone is a tiny dim no i think Tim. No, I think it's just us three. I think it's just us three, but she obviously thinks it's just me. That is so sweet. Right, you know Scrooge. Is it Scrooge? Yes, it is Scrooge. There's a tiny Tim with a little broken leg. And Ruby, our little friend, she's so tiny wee.

So I was just like, you're just like a tiny little Tim. Like so, so small. So small. Right, basically, we've got a tiny petite girl on our hands. Where should we go? Reformation, I would suggest, but they sometimes

are over £100. They never used to be. I think their prices have gone up. ASOS is really good. What is it for? A prom dress? Yeah, graduation dress.

Also, that place, Meshki, however, it's quite lovely. Yeah, but that's Benny. I don't think it's over £100. Oh, is it not? Don't think so.

I think it's like the £60, £70 mark. Let me really think this one. House of CB. Yeah. Sometimes have really nice dresses for £100. Yeah, that's a very good shout. And also really small.

You get tiny, tiny clothes there. And they're really cute in boydra dresses as well. Yeah, and you can get like corset one, which is stunning. You know, like getting cinched in the waist. Also, the Australian brands. Princess Polly. Princess Polly, yeah. So good. But do you have to pay all that back? Maybe not. No, the Australian brands. Princess Polly. Princess Polly, yeah. So good.

But do you have to pay all that back? Maybe not. No, you don't. I don't have to pay any taxes and duties. I don't know if that's just luck, touch, or whatever. But I order from them all the time and I never, ever get taxed. I've never heard of them.

You're educating me, girls. It's amazing, Australian. I think I ordered it, but I did it wrong and did like Princess Boutique or Polly's Boutique and it was not. Oh, there's another one.

There's another one, Something Boutique. Which is more like Pretty Little Thing and not quite my and it didn't look quite right when it arrived I was like Melissa

no Princess Polly I ordered honestly but Princess Polly is like cheap like it's not like an expensive place but you can get lovely lovely things

in there and tiny the tiny tiny tiny some things are too short for me and I'm like and I've got short legs and I'm a short person I mean I'm like

nearly six foot no way you don't look at five eleven are you I wouldn't even think of that but you do look lovely and slander and tall but I just I don't think I was like I wasn't like yeah you know there's some people that just seem like they have a really tall presence but they're not actually that tall loads of people think I'm way taller than I am how tall are you five six now five seven no you're not you look really tall when you're sat down yeah I reckon I'm five five seven yeah I reckon last time I wait I weighed myself did the height I was like uh the university I reckon I've

grown a little inch by then probably probably does that happen I don't know I only realize how tall you are when I see a picture of us together. Then I'm like, oh, you are taller than me. But when I'm with you, I feel like you're the same height as me. No, I'm absolutely taller than you. But you know when you're so used to talking to someone, you're like, I'm not like this. I don't feel like you're that much taller. But then I see us next to each other and I'm like, oh, you are actually quite a lot taller than me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dilemmaty. My friend has been going through an on and off period lately with her boyfriend of six years oh this doesn't sound good already they've been together since they were both 22 and have been living together for four years they've broken up and gotten back together three times in the past four weeks wow the most recent break was due to her going through the going through his phone and finding a comment he had left on social media thread about her basically saying, if she was someone different

I would probably would have proposed to her a while ago. Wait, hold on. If she was someone different, I probably would have proposed to her a while ago. So savage. She was heartbroken and ended things with him. What does he mean if she was different and he just doesn't like her? I'm very confused about

this tense. Can you explain the tense? Because she's saying he left a comment on a social media thread about her. So he had left a social media... She had read him speaking on social media on a thread, and it was basically saying if she was someone different, I would have proposed to her a while ago, but she's obviously who she is, so I don't want to. They have since spoken through it and she has gotten

back with him. However, he got really drunk at a festival three years ago and confided in me that he didn't find his girlfriend,

my friend, very attractive. That she wasn't really his type and wasn't really sexually attracted to her. I've never told her but with recent things

coming to light, do I say something or do I take it to the grave? Thank you in advance for the advice. She should have told her at the time. It's too late now.

She would have saved her the heartache. I'm sorry, but that's wrong. That's so wrong. Oh my God. But would I honestly- I don't think I would tell. Are you joking? I would be like, he's not right for you.

I would say that. Yeah, but I don't think I'd be like, your boyfriend was pissed, Tommy. He's not attracted to you. Yeah, it's so selfish. Can we imagine saying- That's such a horrible thing. Imagine saying, I reckon you've got the balls to do it yeah but just think four years down the line they're living together I know I know she's heartbroken

no no I couldn't do that because I feel like we've I would say it like this I'd be like I don't I'd literally be like to him if you don't fucking break up with him right now because it won't go anywhere I'd go in his ear. Oh, God. Hang on a second. It's so awful. The one thing that comes into my head, why did he feel comfortable enough saying that to her? He was obviously, like, at a festival.

This is so bad. Okay, right. Don't tell her now, because there's no point. The moment's passed. He was probably really drunk, and it was three years ago. So maybe he did change his mind after that,

because he stayed with her for another three years. Yeah. I mean you couldn't stay with someone for three years if you weren't attracted to them. I just think this is really bad.

She needs to tell the friend to convince her to break up with him without she can't now say oh by the way three years ago because as the friend And also he will just be like

you're fucking lying. Yeah. No I didn't say that. And then she'll look like why have I said it now you should have said it at the time of the meeting. I don't think it's going to be like, you're fucking lying. Yeah. No, I didn't say that. And then she'll look like, why have I said it now? You should have said it the time of the week. I don't think it's going to be benefiting anyone to bring that up. But you should obviously encourage your friend to sack him off

because this is just terrible, terrible, terrible. Also, he's written it down to his friends. I don't want to marry you. Oh, I really feel for her. But you can't tell. I don't think, I know this is something that you should take to the grave, I do think, but definitely encourage her to obviously leave him.

What he's done is enough for her to leave, I agree. This extra bit of information won't make a difference. That is awful. I'm so upset for her. Can you imagine four years? Four years.

You would be so gutted. Oh, I couldn't. Four years is too much. But then I feel like sometimes with guys, it's the comfortability, if that's even a word. The comfort of being with someone.

No, I agree. I agree. And I also think you can, when you're at a certain age, they got together when they were quite young, you can just get stuck in a rut. Yeah. And it can just be like, God, I don't know anything else. I can't leave because, you know, we've got all the same friends and we're living together. We're in too deep now. That's it.

You don't know what else is out there, but then it's too, like, you've spent too much time with them that you're like it's a waste it's a waste my head just goes psycho go for his phone yeah i would too well she has already she's found him saying he doesn't want to be with it doesn't want to marry her i would dig some dj this is a text message to someone that he sent yeah so on instagram like an instant the girl went through so her best friend went through this dude's phone on a Facebook thing. He commented back like, oh, well, if my girlfriend was someone else, I would have proposed to her by now. What?

She will find someone better than him. Yeah, everything happens for a reason. Dilemma three. Okay, I've been going out with my boyfriend for nearly two years now. However, at the start of uni, last October-ish, we split up for a while as he has stuff going on and didn't want to hurt me with the aim of getting better for me and we've heard it all before etc it all fell apart so fast literally from amazing to nothing in the time we were apart he was really quite difficult towards me especially in the lead up to he spent lots of times with one girl particularly which caused a

few issues even though i said nothing even though i never said anything it was obvious it wasn't right throughout the break i found everything so hard was so close to dropping out of uni and lost all of my self confidence oh no i found it really hard making friends which isn't usually like me etc we're now back together and he's in a much better place i think he's super happy with the relationship as he's been as he's bettering himself but since being back again i've got all these insecurities which just won't go away he slept with the girl whilst we were apart and this plays on my mind so much and i'm terrified of being hurt again i can't fully relax i don't know what to do as we do love each other and he's one of the kindest of boys any advice welcome oh my god

so are they together? They're back together. He obviously, so he broke up with her, said he needed to work on himself. So I'd like hanging out with the girl. She didn't feel it was right. She obviously didn't feel comfortable enough

or her place to be like, you can't do that. Then they got back together. He's now in a better place. They're obviously sweet together, like fine. But he obviously in that time broke up with her slept with someone and that's playing on her mind it sounds like she's just quite insecure bless her

which a lot you know i'm not surprised he but you you got the someone you love break up with you and then hang out with another girl these breakups do cause insecurities in life does what do you think she should well i mean the only way that like obviously you're not gonna from a really harsh perspective sometimes I think too much has happened and I'm never gonna feel that confident and secure in this relationship now this has happened and it can't be undone sometimes that's the way I look at things um but then in another light it is like you do just need to get over it because you know it happened when you were on a break you're together now you're in love you're in a good place you're only going to harm yourself

yeah I feel like he may have needed that to have the break from her to get with someone else to actually realize you're the one I want yeah exactly because that's happened to me quite a few times and I thought do I really like him is the grass green on the other side and then I've gone and ventured and then I'm sat on my bed crying eating chocolate ice cream like I really like him is the grass greener on the other side and then I've gone and ventured and then I'm sat on my bed crying eating chocolate ice cream like I really want him back why did I do that so if he's being nice now

and he's being supportive now and he's in like a better place give him another chance I think vulnerability is key like she's I think she's afraid

to be vulnerable with him and like just tell him about her insecurities and I think girls or boys everyone underestimates how like good being vulnerable is like no one ever with him and like just tell him about her insecurities and i think girls and all boys everyone underestimates how like good being vulnerable is like yeah no one ever like sits when someone's telling you how they truly feel and think oh god you're annoying like you feel

for somebody and obviously he cares about you so he's gonna understand and feel for you and just say you feel insecure about the fact that you slept with this girl like it's giving me and he might then reassure you in some way i think yeah bless her bless her it's sad also i also think time is a healer yeah like the the longer like the longer this like well the longer this was ago how much is my words aren't making sense the more time that goes on the better you'll feel about it basically i think yeah as long as he's treating you right and reassuring you along the way and not making you feel more insecure

which he doesn't she said he's so nice exactly I think that you'll just get over it and it is I think once you've spoken about it like the girl said

it will make you feel so much better did it say how long they'd been together before sometimes we don't get all the information which is really important it is important

oh for nearly two years right okay and then he broke up with her yeah so it's a long time they there's obviously something there they've gone back to each other and she said yeah i don't know what to do we really love each other and he's one of the kindest boys so it sounds like you just yeah i honestly think just be fine and like it's you know what it is it's also because you probably didn't get with anyone or sleep with anyone on the break that you kind of can't relate to what he went through so in your mind that's just becoming an insecurity whereas if you would have gone out and got with like boys and like

maybe had a little fling with someone you'd be like oh yeah i've done the same thing i know it means nothing to me therefore i can understand that it meant nothing to you yeah but you can't really relate to that because you didn't go through it but people do that all the time i mean i can understand where she's coming from in terms of the insecurity side of things because if it happened to me and i was in a two-year relationship and he just really nearly slept with someone else then came back to me was like i love you i'd be like well your actions don't match up with your words yeah i'd be like why did you need to break up so i feel like what you just said a second ago about time being the biggest healer just observe his his actions and not his words yeah and just see if he does actually reassure you

and just be vulnerable like what you said yeah yeah yeah I think yes just just like yeah it sounds like he's being really nice to her so it sounds like they are happy and like they are at uni like he probably thought I've just got to uni I'm in a two year relationship like I want to go test the waters I get that that happens all the time I so get that and he obviously did

and was like no I really love you it sucks for her but I don't you know what I mean I do get his side but I think yeah be vulnerable

and do what Chloe said just watch watch like a hawk like a motherfucking hawk this part of the podcast oh we whizzed through this we have

look at us answering those dilemmas where's the whiz we basically do a not so single diaries Melissa is not single anymore she's still single diaries are you in a relationship

dating dating so can you get and basically give us a funny story? Or anything that's happened that's of interest with your new lover? Like at the beginning of a relationship or the beginning of dating someone? Do you know what? I mean, mine just comes down to the fact I speak about it all the time.

It's the first, it is the first poo. Oh, yeah. I feel like everyone, everyone covers it. It's the first... It is the first poo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've covered this topic two million times. I feel like everyone covers it. But for me, that is a big, big... Because, like, I've got IBS. And when I need to go, I need to go.

I feel you, sister. Yeah, and it's just... It gets to the point where sometimes when having sex with your partner... Stop it. Or, like, at the beginning of dating... Yeah. Doggy position.

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to fart. Oh no. And I don't know what to do. So I'm like, I squeeze my cheeks, but then like he pulls them apart. I'm like, no, you don't understand what you're destined for here. You need to stop spreading them.

And then I just have to get off and go, I'm really sorry, I've got a bellyache. And then, oh my God, you just have to get off and go i'm really sorry i've got a bellyache and then oh my god you just don't know you know you should say i hate doggy it's not no because i love it not if you're weak you can't find his face you can't find your doggy you just be like so with with your exes did you just let one out when you were doing doggy because that is that is like that they're literally breathing that in. Is that true? Is that what you do?

I mean, it doesn't happen all the time. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So would you,

in an ideal world, would you like to just be like, let it all out, just be comfortable even when you breathe it in because it's literally above you in that angle. Like,

there's no escaping it. because I feel like, right, because, you know, when you first meet someone, you don't want to fight in front of them straight away. So you just hold it in. I feel like right because you know when you first meet someone you don't want to fart in front of them

straight away no so you just hold it in I've never farted in front of my ex what you've farted in front of Toby no

but I was I've only been with Toby six months obviously not oh but Harry I was with for like what three years

and I've never farted in front of him I've never tried to I'm not a very farty person I've never farted in front of Jamie no

he'll say definitely no he will say I don't like no I try not to like I've never farted in front of Jamie. Not that I know of. He'll say differently. Have you not? No. He will say, I don't, like, no, I try not to. Like,

I would never let one out. No, no, no. No. If, if like, I've been asleep,

that's a different story. Like, he's definitely, he's definitely heard me fart, but I've never, never ever just let one out. Yeah, like,

oops, soz. Oh, no, no, no. But I can't even really do that with you. Me either.

I'm not, I'm really nervous about farting really nervous see that is so me i'm just like i'm the opposite i'm let it out you quite better than it oh love it that was a big one but when i first start dating someone i hold them in you're like say if we go like away for the weekend i hold them all in and then towards the end i'm like oh this is getting a bit intense i need to let it out then it gets to a point where you can't let it out because you've held so many in. You just got trapped wind. Oh, I've had that.

When you get trapped wind. You need to take peppermint tablets with you. And they really soothe it and just let it come out. Also, apparently there's something called Windies. Really? Oh, charcoal tablets will take any smell away. So that even if then... Right, right.

That's what you need, huh? Charcoal tablets take the smell away. So then if you do fart, no one will bloody know. Are you for work? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you need, hun. Charcoal tablets, take the smell away. So then if you do fart, no one will bloody know. Are you for work? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they take all the toxins out. So it's just like air coming out of you.

Oh, wow. Wendy's charcoal and peppermint. Yeah, get IBS peppermint tablets. Get your charcoal tablets. Guys, don't take what we're saying. And get, what's the other? Oh, yeah. Did you hear that?

What other things could you do why don't you just go to the loo and just get them all out there and then you run the tap yeah i do but like mid doggy oh this is doggy situation always god yeah always god i would find i don't find that position like that would that wouldn't ignite like fart in me. No, neither. Would it not? Because I'm just different. It's when you spread your cheeks, isn't it? I really want to... It just wants to come out. I don't think I would let someone do doggy on me.

If I was going to fart, I'd be like, get away from this position. I love it. I love it so much. But do you feel it brewing or is it only when you do the doggy? No, sometimes I feel it brewing. Yeah, if I felt one brewing, I couldn't have sex. I'd be like, no, no, I need to give it to the bathroom. No, but I don't, it brewing or is it only when you do the doggy no i sometimes i feel it brewing yeah i if i if i

felt one brewing i couldn't have sex i'd be like no no i need to give it no but i don't because like you know in certain positions did you know that doggy position is the natural position to let truck wind out in no no i thought you had to put your legs up on the wall and lie down flat i thought you lay on your left and like that like this i mean you all got different yeah i got told it was when you put your head down bum up and then try that and then when you sit back up and stand up they all fall out oh so you have to because i get it like at events when i have a really tight dress on because it's just like gas it's literally and then if i have a glass of champagne i'm or diet coke or anything fizzy i'm like yeah ow yeah because it's just all trapped in like, you're tight.

Really high up. Yeah. And you're like, it's not even going to come out, because it's like so painful, it's trapped so high up in your intestine. Do you remember when we were filming in Croatia? Croatia,

I know exactly, I know exactly what you're about to say. Well, it's not gross, because it wasn't like I was farting, it was like actual, I was, no,

no, she was crying. I basically was in a swimming costume, and I tied like a little ribbon around it, and it was so, so tight, and I had to do like a scene and i was like no i can't i left it like i think harry and sam did it without me because i was like screaming crying i was halfway on the way to the ambulance i thought i had appendicitis oh you're joking so bad i took the swimming costume off and everything just came out i was like also where we, I feel fine now. Also, where we were, these toilets,

we were honestly out filming in the middle of like the freaking desert. Oh my God. And the toilets were literally like a hole in the floor with like a bit of wood like around the edge

and I was like, no, no, this is no place for this. I got my son, I just stripped naked in front of everyone. You just didn't care

because it was in that much pain. It was the worst pain I've ever been in. See, I got rushed to hospital when I was filming Too Hot to Handle. Why,

why, why? Constipation. Yeah. No! I had to Too Hot to Handle. Why, why, why? Constipation. Yeah, and I had to have... No! I had to have a CAT scan and all sorts. They injected me in my bum, like, cheek, with muscle relaxant and everything.

It was really bad. Sorry, explain it. How long did you not pee for? Five days. And they were feeding me three meals a day. And I went on the toilet. I think it was just the fright of the cameras being around and the environment.

And I thought, oh, I can't poo. I'm someone that poos three times a day. Wait, Chloe, were there cameras in your bathroom? No. But you knew people outside the door. I had the microphone.

And you couldn't take it off? No, I could, yeah, but I just feel like subconsciously I couldn't. Oh, really? So wait, when you do that, can you actually take it off when you go to the living room? So you can have a little chat yeah definitely well you could

have a chat yeah but you just but they're like corks watching you you'll see like a little producer run over all right stop talking yeah yeah we know the drill but yeah constipated so what happens she stabbed you in the ass and then yeah i was on the toilet this whole podcast is gonna be about me and my but this is a lot of people relate to this stuff it must have been like an anxious thing because it's such a like it must have been i was 19 filming for netflix so i just thought stop you were 19 19 yeah it was four years ago. Yeah. Doesn't it feel, I remember in lockdown when we spoke to each other.

Do you remember? I was in the country and you were, I think, talking to Jamie and I was like, hey. Yes. Honestly,

I fangirled. We were like, hey. I did. I did, I fangirled. I think I was on, was I on Jamie's? That top.

Yeah, I think I was. It was his first lockdown. First lockdown. First of the lockdown, yeah. And I was like, my first lockdown first lockdown first of the lockdown and I was like oh my god she's so cute and pretty I was like can you tell her

I said hello I watched I don't know if it was the second lockdown or the first one but I watched like two or three seasons like all in one go

you watched all of Clary's didn't you oh wow yeah I watched you were the first one or the second one first one when you came out

was it just wild when I came out was it the first ever season? So no one knew how big it was going to get? No, no one. So I was even prepped by people on production,

like, we don't know how big this is going to be and don't get your hopes up sort of thing. But they didn't tell us it was for Netflix. They didn't tell us.

They just said it's an online streaming platform. And I thought, oh, it's going to be shit. It's going to be like YouTube or something. Was it like, I mean, this is too much, but, it's going to be shit. It's going to be like YouTube or something. Was it like, I mean, this is too much,

but like, because it was Netflix, would they offer you like quite a lot of money or no? No, it was a competition. Oh, because you win the money on there.

Of course you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You only win the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't have sex. Did you have sex? I didn't know. So you won?

No, I did. I was one of the winners. I was one of the winners. I was one of the winners. Don't know if I watched the end. But we only got like seven grand each in dollars. Oh my God, and Netflix have made an absolute killing off that. Yeah. You made it, but it's what?

Yeah, I mean, it's the work that comes off the back of it. And also, I guess, because you didn't know it from Netflix, it wasn't like you were expecting anything when you went in. You were like, yeah, this is what it is. Yeah, exactly. That is quite outrageous. Wait, so how long were you in there for? Four weeks. Oh my God. That is quite outrageous. Wait, so how long were you in there for? Four weeks.

Oh my God. And so for five days of it. So then once you got the steroid in your bum, you pooed? Yeah. How much? No, this isn't, I don't know if I'm allowed to get into this much graphic detail.

Yeah, you can. I'm so interested. Can I? Okay, right. So I'll start from the beginning. Are you ready? I like strapping myself in. Right.

So I haven't pooed for five days. Yeah. Is your stomach like out here rock hard yes and you've got to wear a bikini no i'll be furious exactly so i'm on the toilet it's five o'clock in the morning i've been woken up by in my belly is this post the injection post injection this is like i'm just in bed and i have to go to the toilet so i go to the toilet i'm sat on the toilet and there's a trick I learned on TikTok, right? Try it.

Put your legs in the toilet seat. Because I've seen it and it works. So you put your feet on the toilet seat. Yeah. And then like basically squat on the toilet seat. It still didn't work. Oh. I was screaming.

So someone must have overheard me, right? Wait, wait, wait. You're screaming. There's boys and girls. Because it was so painful. There's boys and girls in the next door to the toilet because they should have given you another fucking toilet to go in well no one was prepared for this what was about to happen why were you screaming because it was so painful it was so painful yeah what did

it feel like cramp it just felt like extreme cramps and nothing could come out and you know when you get really hot and sweaty when you've got diarrhea yeah but there was nothing but there was nothing coming out no i would be so and i felt so feinty if that's the word feinty yeah i felt like i was gonna faint yeah oh my god so then yeah the producer come in he carried me off the toilet he actually worked on made in chelsea who sam king oh my god my babe i love him so much he carried me off the toilet in the bathroom I absolutely love him took me into what with your bare butt out

yeah oh my god yes yeah he's such a babe and the nurse injected my bum again this was the first time

right so this was the first so she injected me into my bum and they chucked me in a van and I went to the hospital screaming and they put me in a CT scan CAT scan thing and were like oh you're seriously blocked

up you like you think i was like yeah they thought it was my appendix like what you said but my appendix got removed a couple years ago a couple years prior so i was laying on the hospital bed and this is where it gets juicy i am honestly on the edge of my seat. They had a metre long tube attached to a bright orange bag filled with liquid. Oh, this is like a colonic. You had a colonic. And they said, are you ready?

This is getting shoved up. We need to put a nappy on you because you're going to shit yourself. And I said, no, I'm not going to shit myself. I need to keep my dignity. And they said, no, Chloe,

we're going to put the tube in. But this is when you're in the hospital, right? Yeah. So like, it doesn't matter. But when the tube goes in, isn't it meant to come out the tube? Or does it just come out? No.

They just put the tube in. They put the tube in. And where did you shoot? Fill you full of fluid. And they just pulled it out and it went everywhere. What do you mean? On the bed?

Yeah. And was Sam King watching it? No, he was in the waiting room. So it was just you and the doctor? And what, you're lying in your own shit? Yeah. Were you crying? Yeah.

So it just kept coming out? It was traumatic. So were you, but quite relieving at the same time. I bet you were like, I mean, it was amazing. She's like, I need to go and have this done. I know. I'm so fascinated. I mean, was it dropping on the floor?

It was just like around me so five days worth of poo oh my god no no no you were like literally lying in it and it was just yeah was it squirting everywhere

no it was just yeah a little bit so at this point do you have the nappy on well there was a bit was it coming out of the nappy the nappy did not save

or salvage anything oh god but there was like a nappy pad on the bed. And what I'd done, when they put the liquid in, when it started coming out, I was like, this is a bit embarrassing.

And there was a toilet opposite. So I grabbed the nappy thing, held my bum hole to stop it coming out. Sorry, this is so graphic. And then I ran in the toilet and as my bum cheek touched the toilet, right? It just like right it just like it just fucking squirted

all out the side of the toilet yeah it was really bad did they let you shower before you went back yeah no no they just needed to do some pick up scenes

because they were like, the whole world's going to think, where's Chloe gone for the episode? And they actually cut in a little bit. I can't remember what episodes it's on, but you see me in the diary room and I burp and I'm like, I feel really ill. And then I'm in bed and I'm eating soup and bread.

And you can hear my belly rumble from the mic and they just used that. Oh my God god bless you that's a that is right i don't know why i'm not an ambassador for ibs might be after this should we just do it you've got ibs it's on my bucket list that's why sophie was so fascinated about all the issues that i need to go down this stuff i can tell all the questions she're asking so right they put it up your bum then what it's basically like a colonic i've never had a colonic you had a couple and it's really good i i want to try it apparently you feel so lovely

i want to know about i want to know about that thing that you had what that machine kept on putting up every story that was a machine drainage for lymphatic drainage. That was really lovely. Do you know what? My favourite feeling in the world is getting my blood pressure taken and that's what it felt like all over me. Really? Yeah, I love it.

There's no better feeling for me. Someone holding me really tight. I love pressure. Grab my foot and that, you're in. Like, if Jamie squeezes my foot really tight,

I don't want a massage. I just want you to squeeze it. You're a weird human being. It's really nice. Squeeze is my foot really tight. I don't want a massage. I just want you to squeeze it. You're a weird human being. It's really nice. Squeeze the feet. Right, that was on not-so-single-nose, and somehow it just turned into an absolute monstrosity. Shit-fest.

Do you have a... I think that's why I'm still single, though. No. That is the not... Oh, no. I mean, I had, like, a bad tummy when I was with Toby quite early on because I was put on antibiotics

and it just, for like what, eight days I had it, poor me. Yeah, that was really bad. I had to just carry on at that point.

I was like, after two days I have to carry on my normal life. I had to go out and just go about my business. Oh no. Yeah,

you gotta just, you gotta just. I was a trooper actually. I just got on with that. You said it wasn't painful, you just said it just It was different because it was antibiotics

and it wasn't like I was ill. Right, okay. That was was quite is that you're not so single diary story i mean last night last night i actually told you this already i woke up in the middle of the night my boyfriend's like hand was like right up in between my butt cheeks just i love it i was like what's going on it's like an oven it's like oh sorry didn't move it just kept it right up in there and i was like, what's going on? It's like an oven. He's like, oh, sorry. Didn't move it, just kept it right up in there. What do you mean? I don't know. I don't even know how it got in there. I didn't feel, I just woke up and it was like right up in there.

I was like, why is there something in here? I would have loved it. I told him about it in the morning. He was like, yeah, quite nice. And I was like, okay. Also, you can imagine Toby, he's like, oh, why? He's like, yeah, quite nice, no? And I was like, um, okay. Also, you can imagine Toby, and he's like, oh, why? He's like, yeah, quite nice, no?

Why did he do that voice? I don't know, to me, he sounds like that. He's so sweet and, like, not nasally. I don't need such a nice voice. You just did it so well. What was it that you were saying? Quite nice, no? No, he's quite...

I don't get it. He's got, like, quite a unique sounding voice. And I was like, why was your butt, like, your hand, like, right up in between my butt cheeks? So I wake up in the middle of the night. He's like, quite nice, no? Like, just wait. I love his voice, too. He's like, quite nice, no?

Like, quite nice, no? Oh, my God. It's because you can imagine him saying it's too good. I am crying at that okay right grandma you should not have listened to that i'm really apologizing oh god granny no is it grandma granny grandma same i called my grandma um okay my bride little bride story venue fell through so we're flying out next week to have a look at another venue and god forbid I swear to god I'm not coming back to that venue

so that's my situation so this time next week Hans you're all going to know where I'm getting married and on that note Chloe thank you so much

for telling us your deepest and darkest your content was fabulous it was wonderful I was so gripped traumatic

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