Wednesdays - Ep 67: First date stories, meeting the parents, and rules for your bf ft. GK Barry | PART 1

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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Must file by April 30th, 2025. Excludes TurboTax full service and desktop. Melissa are you a doctor uh I want to be but I'm not I'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help We love giving you guys advice, but as we said... We love giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. God, that was a big one. I know.

I do just feel like... Sometimes you've just got to let the tension out. Sometimes I feel like I forget to breathe. I have that. Yeah, sometimes when I'm working out, if I'm doing a really hard exercise, I literally forget to take a breath in. The more I think about not being able to breathe the less I can breathe though like right now I'm now concentrating my breath breathing yeah yeah don't worry two minutes you'll forget about it right just come back from your walker she's so brown her face is not my face my mum was laughing me the whole holiday like you look ridiculous I cover up my face I've

seen it like this though it's never I'm always like this so I'm used to it am I not what do you mean like my body's always a bit browner than my face yeah so is mine but this is like I guess so contrasty yeah but I say your face is normally a lot browner I normally put fake tan on it I haven't been bothered for the last week maybe that's why yeah unless I quite like it you don't have that orange like red I have I've stopped having that for ages. That was my hair. What do you mean? I know.

Well, this is a whole other topic. Anywho, New York was lovely. I was with my parents. Lots of lovely, like, fish. Vegetables. You need really healthy, tell me. Sun, boat, sea. It's stunning.

My little dog. Oh, it was just very wholesome. Yeah, but how long were you there for? Ten days? Ten days. Ten days. Did you drink anything or not? We had wine every day. Just a little bit. Just a little dog. Oh, it was just very wholesome. Yeah, but how long were you there for? Ten days? Ten days. Ten days. Did you drink anything or not? We had wine every day.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Two or three glasses. Very wholesome. I saw you were having cappuccino so late at night. I was like, I don't understand. Me and my family just are not affected at all by caffeine. It's showed up in my DNA test.

Guys, fact. And I am. Caffeine does not affect me. On my whole family, we will have cappuccino espresso before we go to sleep. Bizarre. I know. Not on espresso. That's awful.

My dad has that. It's awful. It tastes horrible so better. I know, but like we could. Like it doesn't make a difference. The caffeine just doesn't affect me. Which is annoying because sometimes when I'm sleeping,

I'm like, get me a coffee to wake me up but it kind of doesn't do anything. Nothing wakes you up. Not really, no. That's why you nap all the time. I'm fascinated by this really yes god i kind of wish i was like that no it's i don't get the jitters or anything

yeah yeah you're fine i'm stable um okay guys we have the one and only gk barry we're gonna have to ask her where that name came from Yeah GK Barry It's an interesting one isn't it Have you guys been watching TikTok Because if you have I'm actually not new to the whole TikTok trend But I've seen GK Barry I feel weird calling her GK Barry

Why are my legs so veiny Stop looking at yourself We're in the middle of a podcast I'm just looking at my legs and they look so veiny Right So we have a little listener email referring to the little story that i told do you remember about how the girl was dating one guy and then was actually shagging the roommate in the middle of the night that story yeah yeah yeah okay so someone's written in oh my gosh this reminds me of a wild f girl night of

mine i went back with this gym manager guy who i fancied for years we went to his and had a night of shagging so graphic didn't realize his housemate was dot dot dot the guy i had been dating slash texting for a few weeks i then got the ick after sleeping with the guy the gym manager guy and then went back with the housemate two nights after oh my god no wait wait wait hold on a minute so she got the ick with the guy she'd been dating or with the housemate two nights after. Oh, my God. No, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute. So she got the ick with the guy she'd been dating or with the guy that she slept with, the gym manager? No, she got the ick with the gym manager. Manager that she's checked.

She'd been texting, dating. The housemate. The housemate. And they'd obviously not slept together yet. I then got the ick. I was sleeping with the gym manager guy and then went back with the housemate two nights after. Sure did.

Thought we got away with it. And as I walked out the front door, he clocked me and put two and two together, mortified and so embarrassed. What do you mean he clocked me and put two and two together mortified and so embarrassed what do you mean he clocked so I think he's gonna realize I know he's slept with you of course he's gonna realize that that is just awful I guess because you thought you were so hammered he wouldn't have recognized it no but that jip that he she obviously goes to his gym oh gosh the whole thing don't know that is a. There's something about having sex with someone who goes to the gym, really.

Like, there's a lot of, like, gym incestual. It's because you get those, like, weird hormones when you're working out, so everyone's, like, sexually attracted to each other when they work out together. Yeah, I swear to God, this old gym instructor used to... Ladies, make sure your boyfriend has a... Like, if your boy... No, sorry, boyfriends. If your girlfriend has a PT, make sure he's not fit.

Yeah, it's true, because that... You genuinely release his, like, hormones. He used to, like, stretch me and really, and his, like, groin would be literally touching me. And I was like, oh. Did you enjoy that? No, I didn't. I used to be. And they're also right above you, don't they?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite. I know exactly. They're pushing your neck back. Where the fuck do you look? And they use their whole body to do it. And they sort of laundry for you. They lie to you.

I know, I know, I know what you mean. His dick is literally rubbing against me. Oh, God. I'm like, no, no. Where do you look? And they use their whole body to do it in this sort of laundry view. They lie to you. I know, I know, I know what you mean. His dick is literally rubbing against me. Oh, God. I'm like, no, no, where do you look? You have to look at the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also, it's like two minutes long. You're like, breathing in some misery.

God, that is hilarious. I know exactly what you mean. Right. Ben Affleck, Bennifer, got married. Oh, my God. She's just aging backwards, isn't she? I know. They did a Las Vegas wedding.

The outfit was quite sweet. Oh my God, a honeymoon in Paris. Quite romantic, especially for an American. No, not for me. No, for an American, they've done it all. There's a reason they've gone to Paris. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but how can they be private?

Everyone's going to be around them. They're going to just have a lovely meal, like, looking over the eye for time. I don't know. Or, like, they bring the kids. Why would you stay? It's so hectic in Paris. God, I i don't know we need their itinerary anyone who has it send it to us maybe they know that that's just not enjoyable the thought of that for me paris was so hectic like for me i would love to go but i think it's more of a girl's trip i honestly do i so agree we need to do it we need to do it. We need to do it properly. Like, for me, Jamie and I have better times when we're by a beach

and we're, like, so chilled. City, we're both quite hectic people, so, like, you're just on the go the whole time. It's not that romantic. You don't have the relaxation. No, whereas, like, in there, you can, like, lie and sulk and be with each other.

Yeah, yeah, sure, just enjoy each other's company, not talking, just enjoying the moment. Whereas Paris is like, dun, dun, dun, dun, and I'd rather just have champagne and, like, go shopping with my friend. Oh, God, I'm so with you should you do it she yeah okay all right also she find out when they go and they go at the same time

i'm so upset she is my number one girl crush i am devastated i don't fancy oh my god i think she's so banging looking at her as a human i just think she's banging and she's just sexy. Yeah, she's so sexy, obviously. So, obviously, she's getting divorced because he cheated. I know. Apparently multiple times. Have the girls come forward? I don't know. We really need to read up on this.

I just also like these girls. What of, like, little bitches? You all know he's got a wife. I know. But you know what? He's always going to find someone to do it with, isn't he? That's awful. What a fucking fool. He also is not sexy like are you okay i do not understand what went through that man's brain i mean she might be a horrible person no he must just yeah she could be boring but like but he's still they're married they've got a baby like for fuck's sake

surely it's an insecurity like he just never felt ad in a he felt inadequate compared to her so he's like yeah i'm gonna like just shag for validation. That's what I'm going to tell myself. Right. Because I don't want to believe that people are just so awful. Yeah, that's cynical and terrible. Okay, guys, we've rambled too much. We have.

We're now going to have the fabulous UK Barry join us on our sofa for a glass of wine. Can we get a woo-woo? Right, guys, we've got to introduce our new gas today grace well gk barry can you just explain where that's come from yeah so basically when i first started my tiktok i was like i don't want any bastard to find me no one from my area am i allowed to swear yeah okay yeah sorry any no is there anyone to find me um so my best mate who i lived with was called tatiana barry so i was like i'll use my initials which is gk and then barry but now you're like saving on tiktok yeah now i just should have just said grace keeler yeah i don't know what the point of that was sounds a bit like

you're a rapper like yeah it does how close enough do you know what the point of that was. Sounds a bit like you're a rapper. Yeah, it does. It does. Close enough, do you know what I mean? You just hit me after a bottle of wine. Talking about that, we need to try our wine because we keep forgetting to do this. This is an M&S special, this is. Oh, go on. It's got a lovely colour to it, that does. Love that.

That is really, really, really, really nice, Rosie. Is it? Yeah, like really nice. Yeah, that's actually well nice. Delightful. nice delightful so nice right let's just talk about the notes for a moment because we haven't done that in a while all right okay slightly slightly fruity but slightly dry is this like taste or smell notes um taste and smell but what okay do you want to know how you're gonna do it

you go like this so you spit it back out i'm not a spitter i've got to say i'm not a spitter yeah i know you're gonna do you right so you know you're not gonna do that you swallow it oh you sniff it i almost choked but all i smell is alcohol and then you go taste taste smells a bit am i drunk ready it smells a bit like um like white vinegar that you wash your sinks with. So, Grace is not going to be recommending this one. No, I'd recommend it. It tastes good.

I know what you mean. Alcohol smells a bit vinegary. It does, it does. Does it have good legs? No, it doesn't have good legs. I don't think Rosie has legs. That's like the little things that go on the side. Oh.

You know, like the swills, like the remnants. It like clings to the side and then like drops down. know i speak another language i've decided like i actually don't sophie does this thing where she'll like swap the letters of words say it confidently yeah so you'll be like i've gone to the chart do i you like swap the first letter around with the second one and then it's like how did you even do that in your brain like i don't know how your brain works strange little brain gets like that we'll blame it on dyslexia yeah i am fully dyslexic are you yeah but i don't i can't manage to do that i think i'm slightly i just gotta speak it does sound like it yeah i've diagnosed you

you're welcome um grace your stories are so funny thank you i die the the boyfriend one oh my god that is the best thing i've ever seen what about my parents oh no no no the one that the big one the rules when at the rules oh yeah sorry i was on about a whole different one there um yeah yeah what one were you on about because spill the breeze well i have that's it i add random letters you know what it kind of adds to it though though, so I'm fine with that. It's my own language. It's very endearing. Yeah.

But no, so basically, had this guy, who's now my boyfriend, but at the time, my parents went away to, like, Italy or something, and they were, like, cat-sit, and I was like,

yeah, okay, inviting him round straight away, which just, you know, cock-sitting instead instead and then it turns out we have cc i didn't realize we had cctv not in the house no no well i hope not because yeah yeah and he stayed for like the whole weekend and then i came to introduce him to my family um and they were all playing up to it and he went straight upstairs to the bathroom and upstairs is area 51, no one knows what's upstairs

and they went, did the man just go upstairs to the bathroom? And I was like, no. And he was like, has he been here before? And I was like, no. And they were like, yeah, well, and then they showed me the CCTV and I was like, yeah, no, he has been here.

I like how they tried to double bluff me. Oh my God, I always do that sort of stuff to my brother. I always try and double bluff him. So wait, talk to me about your new boyfriend. Is this a new relationship? He's a man, yep. How old's the man? 24.

He's a real man? He's a real man. How old are you? 22, so he's a paedophile. What can you do? Going great though. I say this, we've been together like, we've been talking for like a month.

So realistically, when this gets- God, that's this gets early it's fresh is he actually your boyfriend or are you just for like a week fresh out wow yeah yeah i snapped him up off the market no other bastards getting their mitts on that i tell you wait did you ask him to be no he asked me but i was literally like listen if you don't do it soon you know i've i've got porn stars coming on my podcast i will just shitting on my shitting on my yeah shitting on my chest so just do it and he did so i was like so if he now goes on lads holidays i've got spies see what do we i agree lads holidays are not the one no he's are you joking me you think he's allowed on lads holiday okay unless his mum's there he's not fucking going no way bless his soul

what about social media following because they saw your tiktok he doesn't that's my dream to have a boy with feminine though social media he doesn't and he also i think some people were finding out his government name um and he just went straight on private sorry is this guy some sort of like investigator fbi thing he's a mafia member what on earth is going on listen a little bit what do you mean his give us some inside no like these people like on my videos were dropping like his first and second name and i was like what so it's fast and saturn yeah but i haven't i haven't told anyone his name or anything well your friends have obviously oh yeah but like you know what i mean like my followers show him on your social media i've only showed like some videos of him randomly you see but these stalkers will go through everyone that you follow and then find a match and then be like how would they did you put like his little

hand well once i accidentally i said in one of my tiktoks his name and then he's the only person i follow with that name and i was like that so we can actually name him because you've already announced yeah well sorry don't follow him i'll break your legs anyway is he private yeah did you make him private no he just did it himself he's very well liked he just kind of knows is he in this sort of space the social media space although i met him oh you don't watch uh goggle box but there's these brothers that used to be on there called joe and george bags who are also on tiktok and i met him at their party so like he kind of knows about but he didn't know who i was i mean he wouldn't speak to me if he did but he definitely would have i'd be like sensation no i mean if you say no i bet he did

did he pretend he did no he actually didn't and then he went back and watched my tic because this girl came up to me and was like um something about can you send a message to my sister and he was like why the fuck would you send a message to her sister and i was like you're new here you're new here and that's fine that's fine you're like just you wait i sent a lot of messages yeah i was like get out the Instagram now. Lol. Look at my followers. I have a fan base. Oh my god, it's too good. Melissa, I was going to ask you what your list of rules of relationship would be. Oof.

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Without insurance, your assets are at risk from major financial losses, data breaches, and natural disasters. Get customized coverage today starting at $19 per month at zensurance.com. Be protected. Be Zen. Okay, right, out of your list that you've made here, are we doing that? Be brutal and don't make me look like a psycho. I'm liking this. Okay, friends. No, I think you can have friends that are girls as long as they're not fit. Deaf to them, yeah, no way. No, friends that are girls as long as they're not fit deaf to them yeah no way no i'm joking as long as there's definitely no as long as there's no like chemistry dogs no as long as they're butters i agree

no come on jamie's got loads of really pretty friends and you're friends with all of them too yeah but they're so friendly like if we were younger nah it's always like really really really in the friends and they're not like a new friend that's on the scene you're like wait what the fuck yeah if he suddenly I've made a new friend at work and they're like

10 out of 10 all Jamie's friends are married if they weren't it'd be a whole other situation it's all circumstantial at this point

do you know what I mean so yeah friends ugly friends I'm with you height um I don't

height's never been a thing to me but I've always just gone for boys that are taller so I guess it is a thing but subconsciously I quite like a small man

do you? no Jamie's not that small a little pocket for you just a little pocket rocket yeah fold up and put in my shirt Jamie's sweating and crying right now

what's the password one like what's that about it's gotta be do I want his passwords well my ex's password was all of his ex-girlfriend's fucking names no

yeah yeah what yeah no did you say that when you found out you told me that no but like from his like when he was like 10 years old oh god we say that's so different god he really caught up on that i know clearly i was like christ alive i know her name you see last names that all the time i'm like okay thanks for that right okay my friends what's the my friends I'm trying to leave

that bit what's my friends thing um like can he shout your friends yeah like getting on with my friends oh yeah in essential

you've got to get on with my friends no it's so true yeah I agree essential there's nothing worse than someone that's like lazy about like

socialising with your half and they just want to be with their friends and they don't want to socializing with your half and they just want to be with their friends they don't want to socialize with your friends and they force you to socialize with their friends yeah yeah why don't all of your friends have the personalities of wet sock like i do not want to be socializing oh my god that's so funny have i ever had that not really but i would die if jamie wasn't i kind of had that with my like um Harry but I think that's because there was such a big age

gap between my friends no he didn't really ever hang out with mine or he didn't like them it just never happened did you say Harry's

your ex Harry Barron Harry as if I was done like made in Chelsea Harry tall one was that your ex do you know him

no well no I've just I'm not gonna laugh watch the show surely you knew they were going out there no well no I haven't really watched the gonna laugh watch the show surely you knew they were going out there no well no I haven't really watched

the new I was watching it like when like Lucy and shit were like yeah going mental on it the OGs yeah

but I watched a bit the OGs yeah he became he was a naughty boy when he first got on and you you chanted did you

well I don't think he was ever really a naughty boy kind of thing that was like a persona but I don't know he's ever really naughty but kind of that was like a persona oh i don't know he's lovely anyway okay social media ideally not don't have social media is my dream like just for a boy just to not have social media or just follow their friends and be private and just post like the odd random odd weird thing just someone who doesn't give a shit he's not shallow i suppose the only good thing if they're known is that if they do cheat you are finding out

straight away yeah I quite like it for that reason yeah but then people can make stuff up though no but regardless yeah no no

I don't think if they're gonna cheat they're gonna cheat you'll find out I have never had a message about Jamie isn't that so weird I would

I'd think though because people would assume what he was like or like maybe they'd be like let's throw the pot so where back in the day I would I didn't

you used to get them all the time about Harry and they were clearly not true yeah yeah because I was with him the whole time whenever when jamie actually did fuck up at the very very beginning and i never even got one you've tamed him i'll be honest you've tamed the beast put that on your cv lying lying is a no-go zone at all costs slash i have told a couple white lies in my relationships though so i mean can we judge no but i think we're allowed to lie if the white lies are right yeah exactly white lies in my relationships though so i mean can we judge no but i think we're

allowed to lie the white lies are all right yeah exactly white lies are okay fine uh thumbs what do you mean in the bum yeah i had the bum in the bum come on we've all done it we've all done it why is it a fashion it's a finger it's a finger like finger in your arsehole just like a thumbs like i really dad if you're listening no mine's watching as well at this point he's used to it fashion is important to me if a boy doesn't dress well i'm kind of like i do agree i think it's quite sweet when they don't but when they try because jamie doesn't dress well yeah because he gets it so wrong but most of the time he's all right no it would be really death for me if they

like wore like laying clothes yeah yeah yeah yeah like a gilet and like a chauffeur waistcoat moccasins i'd be like a chauffeur weight yeah you keep that to the countryside if you're going out shooting whatever don't fucking bring that shit we have such different lives that's amazing if my boyfriend said of going out shooting i'll be like what men like what do you mean love that but you know what i mean you must have seen boys in those waistcoats yeah no and it's just a no for you imagine me unless you're like an older man if you're like a dad fine but our age i'm like no please when you've got kids you can't i don't know sometimes jb wears them and he looks great who's that justin bieber i'm noteur waistcoat. I don't know what a chauffeur waistcoat is.

We clearly live different lives. The long waistcoats. No, it's like a country thing. I'm thinking of what you get out of the car in. Oh my god, you know an example of who wears that is... Like an actual chauffeur. No, don't worry. If you don't know, you don't

know. Can't educate you on that. i'm thinking like an agra at my uni like one of those with the scrappy hair like put some gel in it and give yourself a scrub you know when they've been outside so much their face is always red red yeah yeah yeah like it's almost windburn oh i know he's giving high blood pressure yeah um i'm just gonna show you a picture just because I feel like it's essential for you to understand what I'm talking about. It's essential, yeah.

You must have seen boys in that. It's fine for an older man, but it's such a countryside thing. No, I just call that a waistcoat. And I just... Like a gilet. Yeah, it's a gilet, but it's like a brand

and it's very country bumpkin-like. I'm in the dark. Sorry. I'm just going yeah yeah oh yeah they wear skinny skinny skinny jeans with them and then they were like low-fit genos with them no some boys i just see them on the tube and i'm like the whole thing's just not right and it just makes me would have been like a and they always wear like a pink shirt or something yeah disgraceful or like red chinos with it. It's just not the,

London's just not the area for that sort of. I feel like their mum still breastfeeds them if they wear that. That's the vibe I get. They're just hanging out the sloney pony. Yeah. Like they're just hanging out the sloney pony. That type of vibe is just not for me.

My dad wears them and that's fine because he's a country man and I'm like, you're an adult, it's okay. But when you see like a lot younger, I'm like, no, no.

We'll let Edwin off. He's okay. Right, moving on. So we've gone through that. Oh God, she's hammered that glass of wine. This is what Melissa does to me. I make her feel so bad about it. And also, she'll drink it, so she'll be like,

oh my God, guzzling that out. I'm like, right, I'll go down. No, there's no judgment here. Hammered, hammered the glass of wine. Oh God. Right. I'm going to Paris tomorrow, so I'm like on holiday mode. Oh, bonjour. Oh yeah, Hammered the glass of wine. Oh, God. Right. I'm going to catch up. I'm going to Paris tomorrow, so I'm like on holiday mode.

Oh, bonjour. Oh, yeah, you have a glass of wine on the fly. I feel a bit heartburn-y after that wine. God. Take a Rennie before you... Don't hammer it. That's for scotch. That's...

Oh, my God, no. See? That's for scotch. For score, I said. I literally put the C. C. This is a water... She does it all the time.

Right, psychologist, what is that? Like... Maybe you're having, like, I said. I literally put the C. See? This is a what? Right, psychologist, what is that? Maybe you're having like a stroke. Mum and Dad, why did you not get me checked out when I was younger? It's too late now. FanDuel Casino Daily Jackpots. Guaranteed to hit by 11pm withm. with your chance at the number one feeling, winning. Which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do. Who wants this last parachute?

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