Wednesdays - Ep 67: First date stories, meeting the parents, and rules for your bf ft. GK Barry | PART 2

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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Grace, what we do on this podcast, we get drunk. Yeah. Then we drink some wine. Cheers. You roast because it is 100 degrees. It's genuinely, if I see any comments on this podcast we get drunk yeah then we drink some wine you roast because it is 100 degrees it's genuinely if you if i see any comments on this being like she's melting i will smack you no you actually look flawless not even not an ounce of sweat yeah it's fine thank you no no

i'm serious thank you jimmy jimmy let's go with that anyway we then read out dilemmas that our lovely audience write into us. Throw them at me. They are everything. Their relationships, girlfriend dilemmas, like the whole shebang. Right. We've had, right. So these are first date stories. Right.

Hi, ladies. Oh my gosh. I have a terrible first date story. I had met this guy at a bar and he asked if he could cook me dinner. I thought that was quite romantic and sweet and assumed when I arrived, he would have something prepared or cooking in the oven not a chance he got two dinner plates and ripped with his hand some smoked chicken and made a pasta snack from us it's the hands for me made a pasta snack for one of us like dry cheese pasta you add water to and cook in the microwave

mac and cheese mac and cheese i'm bored sorry who calls mac and cheese dried cheese pasta you add water to and cook in the microwave mac and cheese mac and cheese and boiled sorry who calls mac and cheese dried cheese pasta that's don't worry about the date worry about that that's really bizarre also does that even exist still like in this day and age dry cheese pasta and boil some mixed carrots corn and peas i know this all from not mixed carrots i love i hate i mean mixed carrots who are they actually i hate boiled vegetables like that i love i hate i mean mixed carrots yeah who are they actually i hate boiled vegetables like that i love give me a roasted vegetable not yeah but anyway the whole meal was made under three minutes sorry it's the hands for me it gets worse after the dinner he sort of went missing and then i heard him calling my name he had drawn himself a bubble bath and was waiting nude in it with two glasses of red wine the bath was

surrounded by rubber duck toys and i'm still confused why as he said he lived on his own with no kids he literally looked like a giant naked baby in the bathtub for very obvious reasons i didn't get in and politely drank my red wine sitting on the toilet seat before excusing myself and driving home i would have been like he's a murderer i would have honestly she needs to call what is it broad more broadbush what's that what's the institution yeah she needs to call them that's mental the rubber ducks were too far the rubber ducks were way too far the whole thing's just bizarre i was it i can't well yeah no maybe if he was getting in the bathtub just cook her a pot noodle like we're gonna do all that cook a pot noodle fucking hands off my chicken order some fucking food put a pizza in the oven why are you ripping up chicken with your bare hands he texted me about and smoked as

well all over his muggy fingers he texted me about 30 minutes later asking what was wrong and i kindly suggested that there wouldn't be a second date i actually would feel violated from that but what that is just absolutely have you ever had bad first dates i mean fuck me not like that i've only ever been on two dates pull yourself some more i will yeah i actually haven't been on that many dates either neither of you i've been on literally two days i'm not lying i've been on two first dates i don't know i've been on three now dates. So who else won, then? I don't know. I know I've been on three now. So obviously that wasn't a dilemma. That was just a funny little dating story. Have you told us your first... Just wipe my sweat off my brows.

Your bad... Your first date story. No, well, I went on a date with this guy. I'm not going to lie. I was really bored. Like, I'd never really been on a date. So my first... It's got to be done.

Well, the first boyfriend I had, right, like, proper, proper boyfriend, I drove him to McDonald's drive-thru um my car I left my ignition on so it like what's the word like ran out of battery so we had to push him like push the car and then I went and shagged him in his hostel so that was like the first ever proper date no he was just he was just him now moving on to dilemmas so you can help us with this okay here we go

before I met my boyfriend let's just say I was a woman of the people Christ mate on this particular occasion I had been seeing this guy and we hadn't slept together yet

dot dot dot it was definitely turning into more of a friend zone thing for me dot dot dot you know when you hang out with them like three times and then nothing happens not even a kiss it's almost like it's gone too far i agree anyway i was out one night and rather tipsy so i thought it's now or never turns out he has what i can only

describe as a penis with an oh my god an anatomical resemblance of an hp pencil so when i went oh my god no so when i when i dismounted haha sorry i can't when i got off i actually took i actually took i took the condom off with me and the stuff went everywhere this is so graphic so graphic fucking hell grace is like so here's the dilemma how do we navigate the awkward post-sex cleanup i hope this isn't too rogue thanks so much love you wait hold on a minute you've already had sex you've obviously already done the cleanup so i'm confused as to what she means like does she pull the condom out and be like oh so your cum's everywhere in the future so she's going to carry on dating him no was the condom in her though yeah it doesn't happen i've never experienced that the condom wasn't even tight on the dick because it's that small

that's what she's saying it just just slithered off with her. You just pull it out. Just walk out. I'm fascinated question. Is it a danger like a tampon getting stuck up? I mean, a condom could get stuck up. It depends how much room you've got in there

to be fair, I guess. But surely that's like a hazard when you're drunk and you have sex. Oh my God, yeah, if you're drunk. I thought that happened with tampons because people forget they're they've got a tampon oh yeah have sex and then the penis my friend so she's it up and then you can go into amphilactic shop yeah no or it just smells yeah yeah you take it out after like three days and they're like that was up there no at my school at my school guys everyone was like this girl bless her soul

like and this was no one being mean because she was actually in our friendship group but people were being like i know it's gonna be she was like i couldn't say it to her because i knew it was coming from her vagina oh my god guys she had the clap i knew because i'd like sit by her and i'd be like it's not her breath i'd sit around and i would like bend down to pick up my pencil case and I'd be like, it's her vagina. I knew it. It was the fishiest smell.

Surely she could smell it herself. I think she probably could blast her. She probably didn't know what the fuck was going on. I think she probably thought she had BV. Yeah, exactly. What's BV? Bacterial vaginosis.

Yeah. You should know this. Yeah, you need to know this. Your symptoms are rife. I've never had anything like that. Yeah, me neither. Anyway. Anyway, like a week later she comes in school and she was really loud and gregarious i probably should just told her i mean like your vagina stinks no you should have maybe said to how old were you well no we were in six we were like oh right i was like if you were really

young i would have probably said something to her mom i think that there's something wrong with her but you are an adult like 17 sorry i thought it's like her first time wearing a tampon she like forgot to take it out or something any three days later she came in she's like guys i had to go to the hospital i had a tampon stuck up me and we were all like the smell's gone it was the worst thing ever can you imagine she was like i nearly fainted apparently the doctor went i need to get out i would never go back so i'd move you never go back to that. I'd move. I'd move. Never go back to the hospital. That is so embarrassing.

I know. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right, right. So how is this girl going to navigate around this situation? She can't really. Just fake the confidence with it, laugh it off. Yeah. So does she just...

Okay, right. The clean-up. I mean, surely if you have a condom on, there's a clean-up to do any... Oh, no. Usually you just sling it off, right, the clean up. I mean, surely if you have a condom on, there's a clean up to do any, oh no. Usually you just sling it off, put it in the bin. Oh yeah, that's without a condom, isn't it? No, I don't understand. Where does the cum go if you've got a condom on?

In the condom. But then the condom's in her. No, but the condom's, hold on, hold on, hold on. The penis is here. The condom's over the penis. So your vagina comes off. Oh, he's the one, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, for a minute.

I thought the cum was coming out of the guy. So theom's still in her but wait the cum is so she so she takes off so the cum's all just like going everywhere i mean there's nothing you can do you just gotta get out without a condom yeah i think that's a big risk if it's in her that's swimming about everywhere so no it's not in her oh the condom's in her but the cum's within the condom oh whip it out then yeah but she's saying it's awkward i'm like you've just got to get on with it there's nothing you can do the minute you have sex you just have to go straight to the loo i used to do a run yeah a cup yourself yeah i'd cut if no man got the year after that

that's not no i would vomit what really i'm leaking down my neck that's what i'm saying mimes never leaked out like that so why would you have to cut like it doesn't just leak out of you does it mine does mine does well you're right they don't have a big i don't know if i stood up it wouldn't just like fall out of me now but it like dribbles down your leg i guess i've never done that but i mean you started yeah i think i would if i stood there for ages but by the time i'm walking from my bedroom to the bathroom, you probably lie in your bed, so I go straight to the loo because of cystitis.

I'm like, I literally don't live in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cystitis has got to kick in. You've got to go pee that stuff out. FanDuel Casino Daily Jackpots. Guaranteed to hit by 11pm with your chance at the number one feeling. Winning. Which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do.

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He is my best friend ever, but there's been a few things missing through our relationships, emotional depth, trust, et cetera. So we broke up. It felt like the right decision so i started my journey on getting over him this included one of my guys guy friends driving three hours the day after we broke up to come and take me on a date what that's a good guy friend on a date she loves her guy mates fuck yeah this wouldn't be allowed in your relationship yeah no thank you of course this ended up in my bed.

Oh, go on, girl. I've had a few dates. Well, then. A few kisses, but not much more. Fast forward to recently, after being broken up for almost two months, he desperately wanted me back and worked for it. So now we are giving it another shot.

But stupidly, when he asked me if I had seen anyone else, I said, no, I lied. Oops. Ah, the anxiety. I feel for her. And to make matters worse, because we didn't really define what our relationship is i carried on going on dates whilst we were getting back together

so the question is do i tell him the truth about all the guys i've lied about how many guys is there hang on or take it to the grave i think he if he knew what i'd done and lied about it we wouldn't be together because of trust payback feelings etc but i struggle to be relaxed and confident that we can be together long time knowing that everything is out in the open Fazio lol that she's like we got broke up because of I can trust him and emotional death and then she's like just like go fucking her mate yeah now you gotta tell him you gotta tell him the anxiety or when you're drunk you'd be like nah during an argument I'd say it I'd be like well guess what you know Sam fucked him and then you could never come back from that ever yeah i don't think there's any coming back from this i'm not gonna lie i think you've got yourself in too much of a hole it

didn't work for a reason in the first place yeah if you were honest with him when you were getting back together and you're like i'm really into this you probably wouldn't have been carried on dating the other guy whilst you're back together you would have been like the relief that we're that he wants me back this is incredible been honest about what you had done he would have forgiven you because you weren't together and then you could have

just moved on from it you obviously don't want to be with him if you're dating the other guy at the same time I mean to be fair it would take you to the grave like who'd know

realistically yeah but the guilt would eat you up and then it would end anyway and then he will know he always will find out everyone always does find out especially if she's done it

more than once if you've got one you can sneak under you know like if they get jealous um like the guy friend they get jealous they'll be like well i'm gonna tell them i'm gonna tell yeah yeah they always get jealous these bastards these bastards okay right third dilemma hello please keep anonymous how do you deal with your partner waiting to go on numerous lads holidays wanting to go kill him

sorry wanting to go we have been together for over a year and we have the best time together we both turn 30 next year and I'm ready to settle down 13?

30? 30 oh 30 also he can't even fucking drink don't worry about it he has been he has been on

two lads holidays this year and already discussing more for next for next year and i've told him how i feel about him going away and i don't like it and you would do that when you're younger yeah i agree you do that when you're 30 years old going on these lads holidays who are the friends he's going with yeah it's weird i think i'm in a relation i think when i'm in a relationship when in a relationship you have to make sacrifices and put your partner first. It really is putting me off being with him, as I really do love him, but the thought of him going away on endless lads' holidays is really pushing me away.

That would really piss me off. It puts me off being with him. We have had massive rows over it, but he doesn't seem to be listening. You can still have a life with your girlfriend and your mates. Would you be annoyed if your boyfriend booked countless lads holidays yes especially if I was at that age

yeah you're a mug why are you still with him what's going on three lads holidays I mean one lads holiday is fine I don't even care 30

lame at 30 yeah three years ago going on a lads I wouldn't even do it now no yeah yeah that's very embarrassing take your girlfriends

or your wives at that age right well what's she gonna do what's she gonna do dump him no hold on can we go on a girls holiday at the

age of 30 though no it's a bit weird well I would go on a holiday with you depends where you're going but it's not like girls holiday we're

gonna go out to like Mali and get fucked whereas a lads holiday insinuates that it's gonna be like a girls holiday we'd like have a lovely time

yeah and have you seen men in Ibiza oh yeah they're dogs aren't they no they're fucking dogs, yeah. Oh, God, take me away from that place. Why are you going? I'm not going. I really want to go.

You want to go. I want to. I want to book a flight this weekend. I suggested that. Yes, you should. Should we do a girls' holiday? Yeah, you guys be like, I'm not sharing a room with you.

Okay, right. I think, yeah, you need to dump him. But I am actually also going to play devil's advocate here and be like it's fine i personally think i would be fine with someone doing one boys holiday a year if it's very civilized and lovely that's okay if it's like a long weekend you're going away with the boys to like i don't know amsterdam or like something and you're having a nice time and if you were on sun sex and suspicious parents so you could watch that's the only way yeah and i would do that. There's no way.

Yeah, I get like a little teary. Especially if they're mates. I used to dream of like stuff like that thing. Like when I was younger looking at that, I used to be like, oh my God,

imagine just being able to go on holiday like when you're an adult and like do whatever you want. Same. The freedom. Now you're actually old enough and you have the freedom.

You sort of don't take advantage of it. It's weird, isn't it? It's so weird. No way. Yeah, so you are definitely not single you're not single stay away from me you need to tell yeah boys don't slide in yeah peace off um but you need to tell everyone if you have any funny stories of like when you and beep first met i'm trying to think oh now to be fair we obviously we're quite new anyway right so um he's like i'm gonna meet your parents so he met my parents then and then i was like oh do you want to just stay over because he was going to drive back and he

lives like two hours away so i was like just say anyway i took him to my granddad's funeral he'd only been with me like three weeks oh my god wow that's quite a big week yeah yeah and i was like did he know like huh did he know it was the funeral yeah like he didn't expect to be that's why he took me home he was like you know may you rest i was like yeah poor bastard and then he ended up coming but the wait was lit there was like vodka cranberries flying. It was great. So he had a great time. But that's a bit intense.

That's a good initiation. Yeah, yeah. But Jesus Christ. Like, yeah, but granddad's body slide to the left of the coffin. When they got him out of the car, it went thump. And I went, no. Oh, it was that granddad. He went, no.

And I was like, it was. Oh, my poor granddad. Oh, he didn't feel it. He's dead. But yeah, it's fine It was mad But that's I haven't really had any embarrassing ones yet Yeah, they're yet to come though

They are You're still in the very, very, very early stages You're in very much so phase one Yeah, we're in like honeymoon vibes You're not even phase one yet Honeymoon? Honeymoon And then it gets to phase one

Yeah And then it's all down the middle And then he's going to regret his life But you know what? You're in now so he's in can't leave

stuck in right through right that's fine yes I would give it out of what sorry I'm going to give it an 8

I really like it I think rosé is this what my mum told me rosés get you pissed they're like they're the strongest wine they're like the same as a red wine

I think it's just because it's so drinkable that people just drink it like water no it's the same as a red wine whereas white wine is like way less percentage. Really?

Yeah, that's why rose gets people so pissed. No, red wine is the devil's piss. Apparently, rose is the same. Really? I do get hammered on rose quite often. And white wine, I don't really. Yeah? I can drink more of it.

I'm trying to think. I mean, I don't know. I'm going to rate it an eight. Especially with some ice, I feel like that would just be just lovely no this is not too strong you know when you drink a rose sometimes you're like yeah it's real vinegar yeah i don't mind it i have to say i think it's actually quite vinegary but i've drank those of it if i'm honest i didn't love it this is my pre-drink so i'm having a great time let me just have another sip because i've only had i didn't actually love it for such it's actually quite an expensive wine like it's 50 is it it's like 50 well not it's not low 50 15 so i think it's because it's warm yeah but no that is quite

my wines i buy at uni are three quid yeah there you go this is great so like to spend 15 i wouldn't i don't love that yeah considering you can get whispering angel for 17 pounds i don't actually think whispering is very good but that's quite vinegary to me but maybe it's because it's 100 degrees in here. Yeah, maybe that is why. It's not stopped me drinking two glasses of it. I'm sweating this wine. Yeah.

If someone licked my face, I'd be pissed. Oh my gosh. 100%. Thank you so much for coming on. What a note to end it on. Any last words? Any words of wisdom to our single and non-single gals and boys out there

you know up the bum no harm done that's what I like to say so you carry that with you for another day sorry

we're poem can you just repeat that up the bum no harm done no harm done carry that with you that's what I like to say carry that with you

carry that with me for another day I'm hot on that note. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Thank you guys so much for joining us. You've been a joy. Yeah, you really have.

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