Wednesdays - Ep 72: My housemate stole my vibrator!

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

Today we are pre drinking before Melissa’s date and answering your dilemmas on bridesmaids, a friend gone rogue and a housemate stealing a vibrator! Today we have a wedding exclusive as we are drinking Sophie’s wedding wine for the first time!This week's wine: https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/308827697 Sophie Rating: 10/10Melissa Rating: 10/10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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need to wait is there no I'm actually gasping for a drink so am I ow you know what day is it today Thursday and it's bank holiday oh there we go Melissa when I came out this morning at White City it was 12 o'clock there it was full and I go to Jamie what is it bank holiday everyone was having drinks oh my god how lovely also i've been really good since shorty's wedding i've literally had one glass of champagne i've been drinking every single day you're a freak and it's like in your blood i don't know i think it's because i'm now so used to it so i've always i've been going out drinking quite a lot just being quite social in general all right and then my path well you have to keep yourself busy but also my parents have been here and every every day every dinner it's like

quality drinks from 6 p.m no no no my mom actually got severely hung over and i think she was like just she couldn't drink the last day but she's been cutting down on wine and just having like lovely vodka and tonics instead she's like it's just a bit cleaner yeah yeah yeah um for the day so when we were having a lot of wine suddenly her body was probably like ah the sugar or something that's what happens to me when i drink wine that's why i can't have it yeah little do we think i'm gonna get a rash today who bloody knows no you won't take it on to histamine take effects family oh it's right okay i'm just gonna give guys we have some new we're sitting on new jazz i know one's got a little spiky number over here and it's spiking into my arm. It's also, I love this.

This is not going to be a permanent fixture. No, we're re-judging. We're re-judging and we're just testing the waters with the colour scheme. Cheers. Cheers. Ding. I'm giving a huge shout out to, this is Mirabeau. Mirabeau?

Mirabeau? I say Mirabeau. Mirabeau. And we are actually going to have this rosea at our wedding oh spoiler alert this brand not sure Jamie will love me saying that

but so I just thought we'd test it out yeah we're outing more and more and more secrets oh it smells very floral lovely

am I going to do my tasting this is lovely this is lovely wine guys it's warm Sophie bought it warm you could have at least bought some ice i tried sorry jamie shit i hopefully jane we're swilling it around no no i've got i'm gonna enjoy this i'm i'm gonna

drink the whole thing and you're gonna drink it all why are you gonna drink the whole thing because we deserve it and it's thursday and it's the bank holiday why are you going to drink the whole thing do you need dutch courage i'm yeah for what i'm going for a drink with a boy can i get a hoorah so is this your first she's back she's back out in full force the bitch is back the bitch whoa oh she's gonna break some hearts guys that's the aim for this question is this your first date what you mean is this your first date since with this person yes no oh no it's not okay so let's let can we okay guys do we go go we can't just i can't keep lying and covering it all up so we've got to just be honest we're going in for the kill so you're gonna tell them

a couple dates with somebody else he's very sweet do you want to explain what happened because i just think it's so sweet and very apt to the Wednesdays okay yeah yeah yeah it is okay fine so I went on a lovely date with him with some other people it was really good fun whatever we had a good time then I saw him oh my he and I must have said that I love that I have a wine podcast maybe and that I love organic stuff and so the second time he bought me this really sweet bottle of organic orange wine little did we know every orange wine we drank on this program on this podcast we've absolutely hated we have and i did tell him that he was like oh i thought it was cool bringing orange wine thought we'd try it i was like okay what does he talk like that and i don't know um did you did you like the orange wine i did but i think i was already really quite hammered

by the time we got that orange wine to like normal it was much nicer than the orange wine? I did, but I think I was already really quite hammered by the time we got to drink it. Did you prefer that orange wine to like normal wine? It was much nicer than the orange wine that we had. The orange wine that we had was like a vinegar. Or were you just enjoying the company? Oh my God, we can't give away too many details. Anyway, quite sweet. I think he went into a wine shop and was like, can I have some organic wine? No, that is very sweet and orange as well.

Quite trendy. Yeah, he was like, thought it looked quite cool. But you drank the whole thing yeah we did so what what would we rate that date we can't rate the date that's so outrageous the date out then i'm gonna raise it like an eight for the the effort of getting you an organic effort for the yeah for him yeah okay and then tonight's with a different guy yeah i feel quite weird like now i'm like outing the whole thing so like now the other one's gonna oh well oh sorry that's she's a heartbreaker

this is like a family over here we have to share yeah you guys don't tell anyone yeah no one listen okay we'll go we'll go back to that but we've got some topical conversations that we need some real fun stuff going on in the world yeah right kim and pete how the hell have we not addressed this i thought they were going to be in it for the long run but i guess like the age gap is like pretty crazy and she's got so many kids i heard the reasoning was because he was ready to like settle down have children with her and she was kind of like look i've done that like not see i heard the reasoning was that she has four kids or however many kids she's got and just like and he was like flying to new york or flying to like wherever and she was like i just can't keep up like i'm a mom at the

end of the day so there's loads of reasons floating now i just liked it because i felt like she he was making kim more open with us but i felt like i knew her more i know um okay also yeah what else has been going on in the world so obviously the j-lo wedding dress um how do we feel about it well it's big it's a statement but it's not a traditional vibe you know what i mean well it's white it's white but the ruffles and the high neck like it's it's almost like more modest it's very latina it is very latina she's latina right um yeah that makes sense i think she looks amazing it's really not me but it's so jlo like it's i like i look at it i'm like so her what a beautiful photo she looks so happy i just actually i'm i'm i'm such a fan of it now and she um she wrote something in her newsletter to read it out okay are you ready for this melissa don't cry i know i might cry

love is a great thing maybe the best of things and worth waiting for how sweet i felt like she was writing to me when she maybe we should put that as your screensaver oh no i'm joking guys that is the purest thing because obviously they broke up and got back I feel like she was writing to me when she wrote that. Maybe we should put that as your screen saver. Oh, no. I'm joking, guys. That is the purest thing, because obviously they broke up and got back together all those years later. There you go.

Oh, my God, please don't tell me that's going to happen to me. That was like two decades they waited. I thought you were saying that was like two decades ago with you. I was like, what boyfriend are you talking about now? I think they did, or maybe it was a decade. I think it was like 10 years. I always think things like this, like I know it's so lovely,

but it does just scare me. Like just imagine, I mean, so thankful that Jamie doesn't have like a really significant ex. Maybe he does. Fuck, are they going to get back together in 20 years? But you know what I mean?

Like just think like anyone who's had like a hugely significant ex. It's just an example. I haven't ever had a hugely significant ex.'s just an example i haven't ever had a hugely significant ex the recent one obviously is significant yeah well there you go yeah but it was also spilling the beans over here all those old girls aren't we this is honestly just like a therapy session about melissa's love life and i'm here for it yeah i'm being very very open i don't know if i should be being this open but i'm just doing it oops and also guys the the dress was designed by ralph lauren which i am shocked at because i don't think it looks like ralph lauren she's not a

ralph lauren kind of gal either i don't think she doesn't strike me as that but she did have three different wedding dresses like three different looks throughout the night all ralph lauren quite cool and ben was also ralph lauren he is a ralph lauren boy in my eyes he is such a classic ralph lauren boy i can imagine him just at home with a teddy jumper on at christmas yeah yeah and after the ceremony the family and friends were also wearing white and so like when they were together for the food and drinks i think that's lovely i love that see i would love to i wanted you bridesmaids to be in white with me i would have loved that but then it is taking the attention away but then a lot of people do the whole white wedding thing which is lovely as well i think i might maybe do the first night sorry really this is not the podcast your whole bridal

party being in why oh my god how lovely she was like i was gonna say the whole party she's like no just just the bridal parties and everyone can differentiate yeah we are the bridesmaids nobody come near us okay so we've got listener emails for you guys which are actually becoming my favorite do you want to read out the first one okay just listening to your latest podcast and a girl mentioned about being torn between a nice guy and the ex who gave her butterflies i recently saw a video that mentioned those butterflies can actually be anxiety in your body telling you it's a bad decision and protecting you so perhaps something for people to think about as those butterflies might not be a good sign butterflies the best feeling in the world what on earth you

want about right okay i spoke to this lady called joanne she's like a healer all into like energies she like clears your consciousness she told me that you know when you feel anxious it's actually sometimes it can either, it can literally be either way and you have to learn to become so in tune with your gut. Because essentially when you love someone or your whatever, the feeling is the same. It's like an anxious feeling in your stomach.

But someone like you, Melissa, who literally doesn't get anxiety, you'll just be like, sick, this is the best feeling ever. Whereas someone like me who's a panicker, I'll be like, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong. So you've just got to learn at differentiating it like jamie went into a house the other day we're looking for a house and he was like i've got anxiety and i was like i think it's perfect but i'm i'm almost thinking that he it's so nice that he's excited he's trying

to find yeah he's excited and the anxiety he thinks is interesting okay so guys sorry when you're first dating someone if when you're in the honeymoon period the first couple months or whatever if you don't have butterflies i think that that in itself is a red flag because you're not excited there's nothing happening same i mean it's different it's hard to be bored also like if you don't fancy someone you're not going to be anxious about texting no you're just going to be like see ya yeah yeah there'll be not a feeling or a care there in the world well if you're getting like you should just have butterflies everywhere like yeah i did read that love is a form of anxiety no it is it's so much emotion that those butterflies are technically a form of anxiety but

it's like freaking boiling in here i didn't get makeup to my sauna today but i've right right so right please have some more anyway you've got okay no listen to me my outlook on this i understand what you mean if you feel really anxious around somebody and they're making you feel shit about yourself that's another thing but if you're feeling excited and like anxious and like oh that's a good thing i think butterflies are excited i think anxiousness you're just feeling like yeah it's just not right and that's just your energies are not aligning yeah yeah yeah you're arguing a lot and it's toxic and it stresses you out different thing or you're just icked out by them because honestly i have had it when i'm icked out someone and they made me feel a bit anxious yeah because you were like how do i escape this yeah yeah yeah

okay guys dilemma one big bridesmaid dilemma i got engaged last year and when we did i was so excited i asked all my seven girlfriends to be bridesmaids the issue is that three of them i haven't actually been friends with for that long and as the wedding grows an era it's showing and i don't feel that close to them at all oh no i feel like this is probably quite a common problem yeah every now and again they make comments how excited they are for the wedding but other than that they never mention it or ask how things are going i've four amazing bridesmaids who i love dearly and are all lifelong friends so i feel like i have to just suck it up and keep the three that I've realized I'm not that close with or risk losing them all together and destroying our current girl group dynamic I'm really sad that I rushed into choosing my

bridesmaid and that's such a special day in my life is going to be shared with people who don't seem to really care oh my god no this is awful I have seen people recently have huge bridal parties so I don't know if I'm overthinking it is it old fashion now to just have one or two two are people having bigger bridal parties and widening the pool now i have my hen do coming up soon so i hope they'll be okay and maybe if they make a fuss then it will be me it will make me feel better about the big day mate just don't worry about it just say you don't want them to be bridesmaids no i you know what i don't i honestly think that you're overthinking it you chose them for a reason they're in your girl group and you know what

there's only so much a bridesmaid can do that's like making it fast like I don't feel like I ask you every time I see you like how's the wedding planning going I'd literally be like

I'm going to shoot you if you do every time I ask you she's like it's all done like she's like there's nothing left to do she's like I've got

to try a couple of cakes haven't even sent save the date guys she hasn't she's honestly very relaxed about this wedding i don't i just don't i think it's like you're taking yeah i know it's like a future melissa will worry about that problem future sophie is dealing with this wedding that is in seven months may i say wowzer right my advice this is i personally think if you're still friends

with them and they have good energy and you know it's gonna love them obviously they're really good dynamic with your other brides exactly that's key you're gonna have a lovely bridal keep them it'll be great but absolutely there is no shame in having like one or two bridesmaids loads of jamie's fans haven't even had bridesmaids and that's really yeah i because i don't i don't think you need them at all no it's just a fun like and everything's changing so much i mean like i mean your friend um georgie had jamie as their like maid of honor right so like man of honor there's so many like different ways of doing it now there's no rules to like the weddings and i think if i was you i would keep them it sounds like your girl group dynamic is fun and you're overthinking like oh my god they're not i'm just not that close to them

i haven't known for that long they're not being overly supportive like the other ones are and you're comparing your friends i wouldn't worry about i feel like you pick them for a reason and you sound like you have fun with them like they're not upsetting you or being mean i think you just enjoy it exactly and as it comes closer to the wedding i mean technically a bridesmaid really doesn't have anything to do other than what you tell them we have to give you jobs essentially it's the maid of honor who's really got exactly that's what i was thinking you haven't told me to do a thing. Well, you do have to do anything

other than walk down the aisle and not look prettier than me, which is impossible. Shut up. I'm going to take all your makeup. You're so, that is just such a stupid thing for you to say and it's so undue.

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Dilemmatic. Hi, Sophie and Melissa. I have a dilemma. I've been binging your podcast after the last few weeks after I watched the Chris and Rosie Ramsey show. I'm guessing that was you and Jamie on it. Absolutely love you guys. Makes me feel a little less alone when i'm at home doing housework sweetness my dilemma my best friend and i have been friends for nearly 10 years i love her so much and she's amazing she's a bit of a relationship bunny she hops from one relationship to the next i feel like i know people like this g her and her now ex split up after being with each other for just under a year. She caught him doing drugs and decided to break it off, which I'm glad she did, as that is not a great situation to be in.

Ever since the breakup, she's been very nasty to all her friends, using them for money and expects me to pay her to come and visit me. Sorry. What? Sorry. Money is not an issue to me, but I feel this is not right to be paying for a friendship she's not my social prostitute and i'm not her pimp i don't know what to do i've been quite quiet with

her since this happened and have tried to bring it up and she just shuts down the conversation to add she is the type of girl who would say i have a sore head and she says i've got a sore tummy i've got a broken foot i've not ate in three days etc etc okay so maybe like a little bit of a past semester or something no like if i go i feel a bit ill we're both like if i'm like i feel ill you're like oh i feel ill too i've got a sore head and then we just go oh glass of wine then she constantly deflects the conversation to her she never asks how i am doing and it's all about her she's been sleeping with a diff with

different guys and telling her ex she won't speak or do anything with anyone else and she wants to work on the relationship but separately so he can get help dot dot dot but she refuses to tell him what she's actually doing i don't agree i find this quite disrespectful and demoralizing me and my partner are friends with them both but don't want to invite her ex around in case she finds out and goes a bit wild god this is getting very complicated i don't want to lose her as a friend but i feel i might have to as as it's such an awkward position to be in and she expects money from me to come to visit i live in a very small town she's only five miles away from me dot dot girls i need your help if you read this out thanks sophie and melissa as i know it's long for you guys it sounds to me like you don't really enjoy this girl's company.

And you're hanging on to the friendship because it's been for a long time. I think I would distance myself from this. Me too. I don't think this sounds... I think distance yourself from the boy as well. He sounds like bad news. Like the whole situation just sounds a bit toxic.

Yeah, but like maybe if he's got a drug problem, like you've got to be a friend and help him. Yeah, you can't be like, oh, see ya. I know it sounds... This might be me digging way too much into it but for her to suddenly break up with someone because they've got a drug problem and then for her to suddenly be asking you for money for her fare the whole thing's not quite adding up why is she asking why is she suddenly needing money for a bus fare when she lives five

miles away off a bit of fuel what five quid for the petrol for her car. I'm just so confused. When she asks you for the money, are you not like, is everything okay? Or has this been a continuous thing in your friendship? Yeah. Because I just don't know. Like, I know that's normal. And if a friend said to me,

can I borrow some money and whatever? Like, that's not an issue. Yeah, I know. But imagine doing it every time and that just becomes like the norm in our relationship ever since my breakup. I'd be like, yeah. I'd have to ask you what's wrong you'd be like why do you need money to come see me i'll come and see you are you having money issues or

is it just because you just can't be bothered to come see me like what is it it's a strange it's just strange i do what you firstly i would do that i'd be like should i come see you then yeah and then secondly i would ask her about that be like what's going on with this money thing like what's going on with the whole you know you need to borrow some money for me to come and visit you when i live so when you live we live so close to each other what's that about for a start secondly maybe i would also say look you know i love you but you're being quite negative all the time and you keep talking about that your headache or your tummy ache and every time we talk about something that's going on in my life you spin it back on like you having a health

problem which you I mean isn't a real health problem she's got a bit of headache she's hung over or whatever also I would be it's tricky to say because but I would be like why are you lying oh god I mean you just sound like a naggy mom don't you I get get the position you're in I personally unless she's really adding something to your life and you have had a really you know you've got a really deep bond i know it i just think life's too short and this sounds a bit like she's just a bit of a negative person to have in your life i'm sorry just bring you down a bit like i don't like the fact that she's like lying to the boy and then sleeping with other guys and then it all sounds very toxic. It sounds, it's getting complicated and toxic and you're not liking it

and neither is your partner by the sounds of it. Yeah, you don't always have to be best friends with everyone but you also don't have to cut everyone out. You can just distance yourself. Yeah. Don't overthink it. She's not your responsibility. She's not.

And just because you've been friends with her for so long it doesn't mean that you have to cling on to the friendship. If there's, if it doesn't sound like she's adding anything positive to you, I'm going to be honest, and your friends really should bring you up unless they're going through a breakup, which I know she is

because I probably brought you down a lot. No, not at all. But you know what I mean? Someone's not going to be positive and great to be around the whole time, but there comes a point where someone has to be like, okay, well, I need my mate back now. Like, I get that you're going through a breakup and stuff,

but like, this is all getting a bit much. So our advice is to distance yourself. Yeah, yeah. Dilemma three. Hi, Safia and Melissa. Love your friendship and also the advice you give on the pod. Oh, we love you too. I have a dilemma, but would like to keep it anonymous please

about five months ago a vibrator that my boyfriend was bought for me went missing oh i always had kept it in my bedside locker and thought it was so strange but put it out of my head and moved on about two weeks ago my phone charger broke so i went to borrow my housemates no i'm about to be sick my phone charger broke so i went to borrow my housemates we have lived together for four years so this would so i thought this would be normal and the first thing that i saw in her drawer is my vibrator no no no the housemate stole her vibrator no no no i was initially shocked and then just felt so so upset that she would take something so personal sorry you're revolted no no you know you can actually catch an sdi from sharing a sex

i'm fucking hoping she'd like put it in the dishwasher but even so like that is so rank this is upset me that's gonna shake me for the whole week that's really rank sorry no i'm not about that get your own i have closer friends that i would speak to about sex etc but i really have had these conversations with her and it's not something that she knew that i had oh oh oh the thought pick the plot thickens one of her other friends moved in with us about a year ago and since then she had her time and time again made me feel really left out not inviting me to parties in our house etc but her reason was that she thought i just wanted to spend time with my boyfriend even though i would say i'm a very well-rounded person after chatting through with a couple of my closest friends i decided to confront it and asked her why she had it

she initially acted like she didn't know what i was talking about and then said she had found it under her bed and threw it in her drawer without thinking about it sure she continued to deny that she took it she also is told that other girls in the house that I asked her not to tell them what our argument was about I've given my notice that I am only staying for another month and have been completely avoiding the house and staying with either my boyfriend or my family I have a group of close core friends removed from her so I'm wondering should I try to put it behind to keep peace or just remove it from my life completely? Appreciate the advice.

Sorry, I couldn't ever look at a friend who had been using my vibrator. Did she take it to be malicious? I know. Well, I thought this was leading in the direction of like the boyfriend had obviously been shagging the housemate and was using the vibrator on her and that was why I was in the room.

That's where I thought that story was leading. I thought she just stole it out of her room. Now, obviously that's not the case, but my mind just goes to really dark places sometimes okay so not so which is darker i think well like the whole thing's wait but why or but then i think is she so jealous that she's spending so much time with the boyfriend she wanted to take the vibrator away because she didn't want that sex to be so good i'm just so many questions okay um for a start no yes for me if her as a friend because no matter what the fuck is going on that's so personal weird imagine me rifling through your drawer nicking your vibrator not being funny but I wouldn't even touch anyone else's vibrator

I wouldn't I wouldn't even go through someone else's drawer to begin with let alone touching their sex toy then going oh yeah I'm gonna have that for myself looks lovely no it's really keeping it also for such a long time like with no shame why not just okay fine i let's just remove how gross the whole thing is why not use it once and put it back and then get yourself one i just don't understand there are so many kicks and questions like it's just wrong on so many levels i don't think we're ever going to understand the reasoning behind this i don't think you're ever going to be able to look and have a normal conversation we're gonna have to shut this away in a little box throw it into the ocean and just remove her as a friend and pretend like it never happened

the damage is done the damage has been done thank god you didn't get the vibrator back and start using it you know if it's icky of her but nothing icky for you has happened there question why wouldn't she just be like mate that's my vibrator like we have the same brand i would no way ever admit that like oh my god that's such a clever lie but like talking about i've got my own fucking vibrator i've got it from cult beauty there's genuinely a vibrator on cop music called the billion melissa knows that stuff guys oh my god no it came it came in on the section of new in and it's absolutely huge and it's called the billionaire and it's like i think it's like neon pink or something and i was like right say she's got the billion and like why wouldn't she just be like no that's the best one like why would she be like yes sorry i found it under my

bed what oh and then just she'd be like doing it under her bed no oh my god no the whole thing's just fucking bizarre no it's an ick for me it's a no from me it's a bad bad vibe from me no thank you i'm also just going down the route in my brain of like maybe she fancies you i don't know i don't know i'm just having no there's no possible logical explanation for any of the events that have occurred no it's weird on every level every single avenue i go down i'm like oh surely not surely not surely not but there's just no explanation that's logical really grossed me out i know that's gonna shake me for the whole week now but just what what's she been doing with it why was she picking up why was she also then i think it's so fucked

that she then went and told the rest of the housemates oh by the way she told me not to tell you she told us she told me that she didn't want anyone to know what the argument was about but like awkward like found her vibrator and i put him like do you know what i mean like stop spinning it around on me you've nicked my vibrator but also if i was a housemate i'd be like mate why did you pick it up under your floor and put it in your door i'd be like no excuse me melissa your fucking vibrators under my bed can you get it out please no shame on vibrators but just i'm not touching anyone else yeah it's just so fucked no right so our advice is cut this cut the ties cut this woman out of your life single diaries girl okay um i guess it's like the whole this is like the whole fun vibe of like

something new right but then also i've guys i've also had this annoying medium tell me some really like annoying stuff that's like put me in a bad head space of like dating new people which is very frustrating but we're ignoring the medium this medium has also been scarily accurate with dates and timings and an ex-boyfriend yeah just spooky stuff i don't know it makes me feel a bit weird but he also did freak me out and said that i was gonna get married by the time i'm 27 I was like what? yeah you didn't tell me that yeah

when is that? two years well I'm 26 in December oh thank god it's made me slightly panicked that means we'll be having babies and stuff at the same time no no I'm going to be married

when I'm 27 great so next year can't wait this is true can't wait then we're going at the same pace at life

I love this for us I would love that for us too but I just love this babies at the same pace at life i love this i would love that for us too but i just love this babies at the same time tick tick medium you're in my good books guys it's funny that you should talk about a psychic because somebody actually wrote into us and asked us what we thought about psychics i've seen many psychics in my life they've all been pretty accurate um one was freakishly accurate my sister like said things that nobody would know one i mean i'm not gonna tell you guys what they said what am i talking about but yes they're accurate okay well if mine's accurate then that's lovely but i'm seeing this guy and she's saying

yeah you'll see so i'll debrief with you guys yeah so do we have an outfit for tonight what's your what's your thing but it's raining today guys what do you know it's sunshining now shame okay well i'm to maybe wear jeans. I think it'll be quite cold later. Do you know if you're going for dinner or is it just drinks? No idea. I think just drinks. She's very aloof and very chilled.

But I think it's always best to just go for drinks on a fast date because you don't want to have that. Yeah, you don't want to have enough eating. And also, you never end up eating loads because you're just nervous, right? Also, I think when you're drinking quite a lot, you fill up a lot on liquid, which is just something that I have to be careful of because I can't get too drunk. Yeah, you're good at holding your alcohol. I don't know why.

It's wine. Anything else sends you west. But I'm never like psycho when I'm really drunk. No, you close your eyes. That's what you do. Yeah, I just get a bit sneezy. You just like half, those eyes just shut halfway. And that's it.

You look like you're half asleep. But very sweet. Never psycho. Apart from that one time at the boxing oh my god that's the story a couple years ago i lost my mind what was that about an ex and we let we left oh my god i remember i remember it's all coming back to me. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blast from the past. That was, God, that was a good sense. Is there any more that you can give us? Melissa goes, I've got dinner tonight. She's like, so what are you doing afterwards? I was like, probably going home to bed.

She's like, can I not come around? I used to be with you. I don't think you'll be finished by as early as you think you will be. They always drag on these dates. They always drag on. I always check her on by my friends. I'm like, where's she now?

Don't turn the location off. There was a week where I was doing some spooky things. The location was off. I was like, Jamie. So he's like, something's going on, Melissa. I know exactly what happened. I was like, this and this is happening. She knew what I was getting up to.

Her location's off. I've not heard a word from her. I know exactly what she's doing. I was like, i'll leave her to it yeah yeah okay bride or brisela save the dates coming out this weekend i've got all my emails to send them jamie's got big fat stonking zero oh my god what the fuck i know and he and also you know the hen do this is a real real deal maybe i'll save that maybe I'll save it I'll save it for another week okay guys

rate the wine 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 obviously it's the wedding wine are you gonna get it unpersonalized or anything like that no

do they put like Sophie and Jamie in a bottle they could be our shirt is that a thing yeah am I making that up quite sweet

quite sweet really lovely idea lovely alright cheers cheers love you guys love you guys bye Quite sweet. Quite sweet. Really lovely idea. Lovely. All right, cheers. Cheers. Love you guys. Love you guys. Bye.

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