Wednesdays - Ep 75: Does sexting give you the ick?

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

This week we’re chatting all about dirty talk, the trials and tribulations of dating apps and best friends and girlfriends getting a little too close for comfort!Much love,S & M x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a doctor either. And we're not psychologists. We're not. We're not experts in not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help oh i like doing these early in the morning maybe we'll have to do bloody mary series

we could do that oh my god our favorite drink on thursdays we have a blini yeah stunning yeah so we're not drinking today guys because it is 10 a.m yeah it's early but i really enjoy it like i feel like this is my prime time at 4 p.m is when I flag in life. Same. Oh my god, you know, it's the post-lunch flag. Yeah. That's when I always have a coffee. I have an iced coffee in the afternoon. I just can't do that because I'm blinding away.

You know what, I'm not really affected by the caffeine, so I don't know why I do that. Yeah, but you have milky coffee, right? Yeah, I do. Well, a latte is pretty milky, isn't it? Yeah. And you've got all the ice in there, so it kind of is like, it's not too bad. Oh god, get away from the ice now, I'm freezing. Well, I know, I know.

I know, I agree. Now it's coming into winter and it fully is. Like me and Sophie are both in coats. I'm just a bit confused though, because September we usually have an Indian summer, but I guess we have had like the warmest summer of all time. Yeah, we have. I'm quite ready for the cosy months.

Hunkering down. Hunkering down. You know, I keep hearing people say it now. I'm like, this is just too much. Because I thought it was made up word. No. Right, so anyway, guys, we've not been together for a while i was with with you yesterday you absolutely not been together for a while we had the queen's funeral guys yeah i cooked us brunch it was delicious do you want to talk through what you did she put a lovely

spread guys i just did sourdough toasted sourdough avocado smash poached egg jamie did the poached egg he did he did a fabulous job i was surprised such a good job i must make him do that for me more you know what i also think because we didn't put the vinegar in i actually think poached eggs are better without vinegar yes they they were perfect they were perfect they didn't stink of vinegar oh yeah vinegar's rank and then i made a healthy ward off salad so you know ward off salad is usually like covered in mayo it's the chicken the walnuts the celery grapes and apple salad with loads of mayo i did it with greek yogurt and like loads of lime lemon juice and loads of pepper and salt delish great thing and then we

had some mango and then we got those marshmallow things those healthy marshmallows yeah the vegan ones then we had milky ways milky way buttons yeah to the white milk chocolate then we had um caramel covered popcorn yeah i finished that then we had livia's chocolate brownie nugget nugget things i think that was it yeah that was it it was unbelievable i had a bit of a sugar rush when i was walking here. I was like, oh God, I feel a bit weird. But yeah, the Queen's funeral was lovely, wasn't it? So we had all that and watched the Queen's funeral. It was really sad, but really lovely. Really lovely.

Oh, Charles is crying. Made me cry. And also the corgis. I know, I know, I know. And the pony. Her pony. It's just too sad. I just can't.

But it was an amazing day. It was really beautiful. I think she would have loved it yeah so that's happened um Blake Lively obviously is pregnant how do we feel about that I feel like she's always pregnant I know do you know what I would think Blake Lively is like the dream woman who I would like to be she's wholesome she doesn't drink she's funny stunning she's funny she dresses like a queen like she is yeah she must be every man's dream wife she looks effortlessly chic every day she really does she barely wears a scrap of makeup

and she's just so it's the it's the personality like her laugh is infectious i watch her in an interview and i'm like i want to be your friend same i want to be your friend i also want to be you yeah i want to be you as a mother i want to be you as a boss the video of her and um what's the lovely emily blunt when they're at the fashion show and they're just like pissing themselves yeah i want to be you as a mother i want to be you as a boss the video of her and um what's the lovely emily blunt when they're at the fashion show and they're just like pissing themselves laughing and zendaya's next to them like giving them the evil eye have you seen that that meme it's like yeah no no they like die with laughter at a fashion show i also love emily blunt she's a yeah yeah yeah they're both they're both great girls yeah they really are i'm happy for them i

can't wait to see the baby i know lovely how many what's it got four kids yeah this will be the fourth fourth wow she just loves popping them out they're such a family vibe yeah I watch him on like

Letterman what's his name yeah David Letterman David Letterman and they've got like this really nice pizza and he just cooks for his little girls

are they all girls I think so are they all girls yeah I think you're right they are they are I wonder if this would be a boy yeah maybe she's going to keep going until she gets a boy.

Lovely. Right. We had a round... Well, I had a very... Oh, sorry. It's too funny. ...message come into my DMs. So, just for some context,

I got a DM from a lady who clearly works in the same building as me and Sophie record our podcast in. This message goes, Hi, please can you stop staring at my fiancé in f***ing office space in Southwark? as me and Sophie record our podcast in. This message goes, Hi, please can you stop staring at my fiancé in f***ing office space in Southwark? We're getting married. It's not acceptable.

You know who it is. Thanks. In return for flirting with my man, can I have your round bow dress? I just don't understand because we just... Fancy, you don't look at a soul. You always have a cap on.

And secondly, we... We come straight up to the studio. So she's saying that every come straight up to the studio. So she's saying that every time I come into the studio that I'm staring at some married bloke. I've never seen someone fit here, though, either. Neither, no. No offence, I've never seen a good-looking bloke down in that lobby.

So I'm really not looking at anyone. We saw a really gorgeous puppy once, do you remember? We did, but that was a lady that was holding that dog. Who the fuck? We've never interacted with a male in that lobby. Maybe's the guy who like is the coffee man that's the first time i bought anything from him it's very odd but also very funny i'm also like who is this girl who's written this message to me i know show your face show your face come and knock on our door you know where we are and then we'll think about it and i will yeah yeah for it in exchange for me not flirting with your man

do you know what i always think i think i'm more of a girl star than i am boy like oh 100 i don't look twice at boys i look at pretty girls i'm like oh stunning love the outfit love the hair where can i get that makeup yeah that's so nice girl who smiles and i say like almost every time my mouth opens to be like sorry where's your perfume from yeah i stop myself something you can't do that i never look at blokes never unless they're really stunning oh guys i met one of melissa's boys that she went on a date with the other week you've met too yeah i know but i met one of them because i just got back from spain seeing the venue sorting out the wedding shit finding a place for day three because bitches it's happening we're doing a day three

anyway the guy who we went with who showed us around i mean if he listens to us he'll be very aware that it's him went on a date with melissa and i just found it so funny stunning stunning stunning stunning stunning marriage material he is isn't he yeah yeah lock him down no he's not for me but he's a hundred percent marriage material he's not that's fine i'm allowed to say that i'm probably did he ever follow it up after the day anyway moving on moving on yes he's marriage material but um i won't be marrying him but he is fully married material Yeah he's honestly guys One day I might share his profile With his permission maybe

Maybe after the wedding when you can give away the venue Yeah Hit him up guys Don't worry about it Thank us later You're welcome Question When is the new Kardashian starting because I'm pretty sure it's soon i thought it was

september i thought it was september 14th but that date's been been and gone i don't know when is that also you went on holiday so i mean obviously you told us that you've you've explored the day through any any other ghosts in the holiday i got bit and shreds but other than that um it's because you're so yummy i found the plates and like the table oh my god that's so much stuff you i forget that's even a thing that was really because i had like this vision in my eyes but i didn't i couldn't put it down on paper i can't sketch the table i wanted but i couldn't find the exact table and i didn't know like the plates i know exactly what i want but i couldn't find them

anywhere right and it also was like are we even able to get them or source them you know for catering yeah but um my wedding planner showed me like photos and she actually has like the dream plates and like cutlery and like tablescaping that I want so I was like I feel so relaxed I also need to share I've got so many messages from you guys being like asking me to share who my wedding planner is so I will share her with you guys because I think people,

if you want to get married in Spain, she is just fantastic. The dream. So we're like pretty sweet sailing now. What about the, do we know what

the cake flavour is yet? I want to help you choose the cake. Yeah, we'll do the cake choosing together. I'm desperate for that. What should we do? I don't know.

I like a carrot cake. Is that right? Oh my god, I love a carrot cake and I love a coffee cake. Oh, my favourite's coffee cake carrot cake and i love a coffee cake i my favorite coffee cake the coffee icing oh fuck do a coffee cake yeah but then a lot of people do like berry cakes and stuff like that for weddings because they don't want to have like that white like icing so they just have like a lovely light berry cake with like berries all over the top and it looks really beautiful what do you mean like just berries

everywhere yeah like loads of strawberries loads of raspberries blueberries and they have like bits of gypsophilia like coming out of it and it's just like a smaller cake just for the sake of it you could do the big cutting of the cake i can't imagine you doing that no i think we will but i think basically apparently like if you want like a huge cake right because it looks cool all of it's fake and you just get the first layer as a real cake because otherwise yeah because that's what you cut into which i did not realize what a little hack so anyway i think that's what we'll do um and then we're gonna have like a dessert buffet lovely and make a churros van oh i know that's my weakness isn't that divine that is the best thing i've ever heard everyone will be like with sugar all around their mouth like yummy yummy so we've got some emails from you guys our faves hey girls

so i had a message after completely crying on the plane home from my holiday listening to last wednesday's podcast i'm sorry i thought she means laugh crying yeah thank god i thought i'd send my stories after listening to the girl's dilemma of her fling drunkenly pissing off on her laptop. So I have actually had something similar happen to me with my boyfriend of two years. After about six months ago, me and my boyfriend went to a uni house party. Fair to say we got very drunk and went to bed as normal. Next thing I know, he has stood over my bed, weeing all over the bed and me. Fair to say I was livid.

The next morning, I couldn't decide whether to laugh or be angry but we both moved past it and it's a thing we laugh about now fast forward six months to now this happened again he decided to get into his shower and we all over the floor drunkly again i think this must be a weird sleepwalking drunk thing boys do but i had to message tell you my story after laughing so hard on last week's dilemma lots of love oh my god it's just sorry but the pee in my bed would piss me off so much oh yeah i've had someone in my bed many a time it's happened on three occasions you you were such a good girlfriend because you basically said it was once so angry because it goes through the mattress

that's what's right if it wasn't that much so it didn't because you were very like a blase about it at the time and i didn't really want to press no no no i was so angry you have no idea also you hadn't been out had you so you were just soberly sleeping next oh god it drove me nuts it must be a drunkenly thing they must lose control grow of their bladder. Oh, yeah, yeah, they do. Grow up. Grow up. Sort your fucking bladder out. Once I was really drunk and I was waiting for the toilet somewhere and I physically, it just came out. I was like, what the hell's happening?

Your muscle just physically just goes, nope, not holding anymore. And I was like, and once it comes, there's no stopping it. I know, I know, I know, I know. I've had that before, but I was about seven or eight years old and I'll never forget it.

I was in the M&S. I must want to see this summer. I didn't tell you. Yeah, I know. I've had that before, but I was about seven or eight years old. And I'll never forget it. I was in the M&S. I just want to see this. I didn't tell you. Yeah, I know. I was in Gold Q. To the loo. No, it was... Sorry, I'm really outing myself now. You know the little wine bar by Gold that you and Toby go to?

Went to. It was in there, downstairs in the queue. And I was like, shit. And I don't know what was wrong with me. Then how did you... At least you live around the corner. It was on the fucking floor. And I didn't know what was wrong with me well then how did you at least you live around the corner it was on the fucking floor and i didn't know what i can't tell you my mom my sister we've been drinking all day and i just hadn't gone to you know what the fuck i know grow up i know it was disgusting i went straight home i was like i am

no i've been mortified but i smell a piss it like just no it was like water you know like i've been drinking so much but also it was i don't know what happened guys i was so hungover so i'm wondering whether it was to do with that and i just drank drank drank drank all day we went for lunch and it was like 7 p.m we were going for dinner at gold we were just soldiering on through and i just went to the loo and i was like oh no it's coming no i know that's terrible business that is it's terrible business luckily it was like sell myself as an address but like really and truly I really need to just stop talking maybe we'll bleep that out because that's just really outing myself to the world right should I start the first one yeah move on from that okay done number one I have a dating

dilemma and I really need your help sorry it's long but i'm so confused i've been dating casually for a while and recently decided that i'm ready for something more serious i started talking to a guy from bumble two months ago but due to how busy we've both been we've only been able to meet up twice but we've been speaking the whole time the whole time he was the one chasing me constantly saying how much fun our first date was and trying to arrange a second. We had our second date and it went so much better than I could have ever imagined and I genuinely could see myself with him which is something I've never experienced so early on in dating. On the date he kept saying about us doing things like going to

the theatre and he'd pick me up from my work site visits and take me to our favourite pubs away from the same area etc. Everything seemed to be fine after the second date until I brought up seeing each other again to which he just didn't reply to me. I then jokingly said you're worse at replying than I am. He came back saying he was trying to figure out a way to tell me that he was away with work for most of the month. I'm not stupid and this feels like he's blowing me off and normally i wouldn't care but i genuinely could see something with this guy and i don't want to not try what do you think i should do should i ask him to let me know if he's free and wants to do something else or just cut my losses and take the hint i'm so confused as to why he's done all this chasing and said all of this

stuff we should do to just suddenly not show interest in me again shit you can't message him you can't message him that people do this all the time why the fuck do they chase what's his problem i've done the same thing he might be getting back with an ex he might be dating he might have met someone else on this night i'm so sorry it's love bombing people do it all the time like they kind of they promise you that i don't it's just i don't know for me i just would rather die than bother texting somebody all the time i hate texting this yeah i agree i hate texting i get like going for drinks people because that's fun and like if i'm going for drinks saying things

maybe you shouldn't say when you're drunk and being really keen that's like one thing but the whole texting thing is a lot of effort and there's not much fun you get back yeah maybe you just i think you cannot text him he's not interested you've got to sack off and cut your losses cut your losses no way text him illegal abort mission yeah move on you've only gone on two dates you're fine but you're probably gonna be like oh what happened but the reality is and you know what's weird i think you're probably only clinging on to it now because he's pulling away yeah and he probably sounds like they sniff it out yeah people sniff it out and he'll be sniffing out and he'll be backing off anyway you just gotta cut your losses yeah to the next you'll be signed still

delivered yeah and you won't you shouldn't be feeling like this you should be feeling like they're constantly just that into you and you shouldn't even you shouldn't feel insecure about after two days also if he's away like he, he's away. You know what I mean? What's the point of that if he's going away? See ya. Bet MGM is an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey League and has your back all season long. From puck drop to the final shot,

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an advisor free of charge bet mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Right, dilemma two. Hi girls, so I have a dilemma. I've been with my husband nine years and we got married last year and fell pregnant straight away. It was planned. Lovely. We've always had the best relationship, traveling the world and being best friends we now have had a beautiful five-month-old baby who i adore but since giving birth our relationship has complete shambles we argue all the time and have hardly any sex and when we do

i'm not really into it i feel like we are coexisting and falling out of love with him oh i still care about him and love him as the father of my child but part of me wonders is this life now i want the fairy tale love but do they exist when you have kids we've tried talking and working through our issues but it's not made any difference ordinarily I would consider leaving him but now I have my son I feel like I need to make it work with him if we split up my husband would move back towards his family at the other side of the country and that would make it so hard for him to see our son selfishly i also couldn't think of anything worse than being apart from my baby every weekend so continue to live this life and

hope that my son grows up our relationship comes back or do i leave him and suffer the consequences with my son a part of me selfishly thinks would i even love again now i have my son who would want to take that on still young 28 would love to hear your advice right i'll tell you a piece of advice my mom gave me she said that every relationship changes massively when you have a kid because until you have children you love your husband the most in the world and when you have children they're the love for them it's not even half what you love your kid so you have to know that it's normal your love is all focused on your child now and you just they're not even half as important as what they used to be but it will come back they're five

months old your child like that is the worst sorry i think it's a pretty tough time to have a kid you're knackered you're not feeling sexy you don't have much of a social life you don't have much independence your life is devoted to this child it will come back give it time like you're both adjusting to it five months is so young yeah i agree and someone actually told me recently that you do naturally fall in and out of love with your partner it happens all the time and like you just fall back in love with them in a different way and don't give up let it be like don't fight it because you'll just start resenting him just just take it on and be like this is so normal i bet loads of bloody couples go through this yeah

so many married couples go through months of not having sex so many married particularly when you've had a kid like your whole life is turned upside down yes for the better you love your child but i think it's so relationships i know everyone says it they're like a garden you've got to water them like they don't just grow perfectly all the time like they're gonna be like you know trampled on and shit roses sometimes so just don't give up i agree don't give up don't give up fight for it just let it i would yeah don't overthink it go with the flow like you've just had a baby obviously your whole world's gonna be turned upside down yes so what that your husband's pissing you off you don't fancy him it's gonna happen it's gonna happen the kid will get older then you'll fall back in love then maybe you have baby again and you go

through the same cycle again you got a big a work thing and you fall out of love a bit then because you're busy like these things happen relationships are never smooth sailing you just can't give up okay dilemma three hi girls i love the pod so much you both bring me so much joy and comfort thank you that's so sweet so i was seeing a girl i bisexual, and it was going scarily well, progressing very quickly and intensively. Intensely. We both introduced each other to all of our friend groups and everything was going on track to falling in love. However, she moved away to another country, a country that happens to house a large group of my friends,

including my best friend, who I only recently returned from a trip to Mexico with for four months. To cut a long story short the relationship ended very painfully while I was on a visit to her new city to see my friends and also her. It's been six weeks since then and I've been left torn up and heartbroken at home while meanwhile my best friend and my ex now have become very close. They're hanging around together all the time and putting up stories of one another it's like a dagger in the heart each time this happens and i don't know what to do about it i've expressed how much this hurts me to my best friend i don't think it's registered with her at all as she just brushes it off each time any help or guidance to get through this would be appreciated much love to you that's tough that is so tough i don't know what i would do

after my breakup if i saw one of my best friends like let me tell you something in this case time is the greatest healer and you're just gonna it's gonna be shared until it's time until you just see anyone then it will become a bit like you'll become a bit immune to it like i kind of had that like with an ex sort of like coming into our friendship group and i really didn't like it but times the healer like i haven't had that i think it's hard because they obviously were still really enough yeah and it's also like what are the chances of her moving to this country with your best friends you've introduced them and now yeah that would you've introduced them so much i so get that

i so get what is the best advice? Just let it be. Like, don't fight it. You're gonna find it shit. You're gonna be angry. You're gonna be slightly annoyed at your best friend. Like, if you would kept,

me and Jamie break up and you were like, hanging out, I would be like, what are you doing? I would also maybe say to my best friend, I'd be like, Soph,

do you mind just, I get that you guys are friends, so I'm not gonna stop it. Do you mind just not posting as much about it all the time? I'm gonna mute you so I don't see what you do, but if you could stop, like, it's just in my face and I'm still getting over the person you know I mean like

one day I'll be be okay with it but right now I'm not is it okay if you just act super sensitively towards me about the situation which I know is annoying for you but like I just really needed to do that for me yeah I'm sure she will I'm sure she will and also you're so right like the minute you like open up about things to your friends sometimes people are just oblivious like they just don't think yeah and like the fact that you've tried to tell him she's just gone in one ear and out the other she's obviously not taking it very seriously yeah just give her a call be really calm and really don't be over the top or like cry no but also just do express like it's really upsetting me i'm so heartbroken like please just do this to me yeah i'm not asking you not to hang out i just kind of don't want to see it like that's all i'm asking you to do it's not that

hard not to post about it i'm also going to mute you so don't be pissed off at me for that it's literally because of this reason she's probably going to see if you meet her but yeah yeah just mute immediately because it's not doing you anything but seeing that and i really feel for you because i would i would find that really tough i found like seeing my ex even now like it's tough so i've had to let alone with my best friend i've you have to just mute every avenue of anything you just don't want it ignorance yeah yeah promise you it does help but we feel for you that's a really really horrible situation i really don't want it ignorance yeah yeah promise you it does help but we feel for you that's a really really horrible situation i really don't envy you at all but trust me time

is the greatest healer and everything comes back around there'll be a silver lining out of this somehow yeah you'll see it soon so dilemma form hi guys absolutely love the pod you make me laugh out loud at work anonymous Anonymous I love him. I've been with my boyfriend for a year and we're in a really good place. We don't live together yet, but we call each other every night. Lovely. He recently keeps dropping into conversation

that he wants me to dirty talk and make him cum on the phone. Ooh, spicy. She actually used the water emoji instead of cum, but I mean, you guys can't read that. Yeah, yeah. I know that's a completely fair request but i'm nervous i'm not particularly sexually confident person at the best of times and

i just get so worried even thinking about what i meant to say imagine i start stuttering please that's so unsexy i know it's trivial dilemma but any tips to dirty talk on phone sex mate i've never done it i've done texting and i'm like head to toe full pajamas spot cream on i'll be texting yeah as if i'm actually fucking doing it i'm like no i've never done like actual texting like i'm doing this blah blah firstly like let's break it down no phone sex no one's ever getting me to do that like i literally would stick them to my eyes i would start laughing yeah no i just i'd literally be like sorry one minute i just don't think I can do it. I know it's fine.

Like, I get it. I just can't. I would just start... Like, be like, just text me. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, like, you know what? Like, I'm not very good at the whole phone sex thing. Don't say it.

She's obviously too embarrassed to say I'm not good at it. No, like, I just don't think it's for me. Whatever. Like, I just think I'm going to laugh. I'm going to find it funny. No, but you can't. Because their boys get so offended. What?

What's wrong with them? Like, it's a bit cringe for a boy if they've, like, started trying to have sexy talking to you. Right. Like, lol. Stop. It's too cringe. Like, that would be what I would do now.

Fine. By the way, I've never done this for many years. I'm not, like, a sexing Jamie vibe. But. Oh, no. I just. I'm trying to imagine myself. I'm imagining it. I don't know. You're going to have to Google it, mate. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really sorry. I'm. We're myself. I'm imagining it.

Don't know. You're going to have to Google it, mate. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really sorry. We're not. Maybe like start with like. I can't even say it.

I can't say it. Go on that film. Go on that film, 50 Shades of Grey. Take what they say to each other. Does that feel good, baby? In that accent, in that voice. No, you're going to just have to make sure. Just steer him in the direction of text or just be like i'll

just come over and let's have sex in real life yeah let's just not have phone sex every night it's gonna ruin the magic just come over a bit more often then we can have a lovely sex in real life we'll not just be fake over the phone what's it called sex thing no no no like everything's like in a we're in a digital world. Nothing should be digital. If he likes... If he likes seeing that, she can't just always be like, no, like, some boys just really like it.

Yeah, all right. Well, you just get a sorry hand. You're going to have to get your... You're just going to have to... ...tips and tricks from somebody else. Get your tips and tricks and Google something. I really don't know

because I'm... Honestly, it would be my last night, yeah? But just go for it. Go for it. Don't judge it. Just send. Doom. Close your eyes.

Done. Yeah. There you go. it. Go for it. Don't, don't judge it. Just send. Close your eyes. Done. Yeah. There you go. Lovely. Right. Okay. Not so single diaries, Melissa. What's been going on?

It's single diaries, bitch. Oh, sorry. Single diaries. Um, we've relapsed. What does that mean? We've pulled back from the dating game slightly. And I, all I. You dipped your toe in.

Really dipped my toe in. You dipped it quite far. Dipped the whole foot in, actually. Yeah. Dipped that ankle. slightly and i dipped your toe in really dipped my toe you dipped the whole foot in actually yeah dip that ankle and i'm gonna just say i've i've been very blessed to have had three lovely boys i went on some dates with one in particular a bit longer it's lovely lovely boys had the best time single life was served you out i'm still single i know but like but like the dating

life served me really well and it gave me faith there is wonderful wonderful boys out there proper gents good souls you know yeah you had a treat i did have a treat and now you're just gonna hang out with me a bit more yeah i'm gonna be your boyfriend yeah your honorary boyfriend guys so if you got me a really sweet little bracelet we are actually boyfriend yeah we actually have a matching happiness happiness i actually ordered it when i was really so sad but it took about 700 years to arrive but it's so sweet it looks like chunkier on you than it does on me that's because you've got chunkier bracelets next to it i think yeah so i've got my dainty bracelets now i just need that fat engagement ring that you've got on your

finger just get me another one get me one of those that can be your next purchase for me right bride bridezilla i actually think i'm turning into a bit of a bridezilla i'm like the big of the rat and i'm changing yeah yeah she was like she's like guys i don't even want a big wedding she's like i really want this big wedding now i'm so excited for it jamie's like we can't invite them i'm like i'll just add them on no but yesterday he was doing the same thing he was like we need to invite this person this person i know it's growing and growing and growing and now i'm like go big or go home i'm like three days you're already going big yeah i know but at first i was like oh it doesn't we don't need to do three days now. I'm just like, three days. Fuck it.

Fuck it. I just, now I'm so excited for it. I want to be a guest at my wedding. I'm so excited. Also, guys, we had our bridesmaids fitting the other day. Oh, yeah, we not discussed that.

We haven't discussed this. Melissa looked phenomenal. Everyone looked phenomenal. It was a magical, magical day. It was one of the happiest days I've had this year. And then we went to Daphne's for lunch, which was so lovely. Maybe we do that on Friday. Oh, yeah. It was one of the happiest days I've had this year. And then we went to Daphne's for lunch, which was so lovely. Maybe we do that on Friday.

Oh, yeah. It was honestly... That was yummy. It was just one of the nicest days ever. It was lovely. It was really, really nice. It was. A joyous occasion.

She's excited. Oh, I went and had my dress fitting. I don't know whether you guys know that. Yeah, another adjustment. So I had my first adjustment. Oh, it was like... I'm getting it done by Emma Booneone i think i've said that a couple times but she truly is just wonderful it's up in knoxford and it the it was like a template so it wasn't like that material whatever just fitting it and like seeing if that was the shape love the shape

choosing then i'm going up in a month choosing materials my last one with you yeah please do because it's a bloody long way we'll go have a really nice lunch yeah lovely have some drinks um and now i'm going up again choosing but i've well i'm not gonna tell you guys what it looks like no we can't we can't give anything away i really don't know isn't it funny also how many people ask you what's your dress like and it's like i can't tell you that honestly most of my friends just go, so is this what you're dressed like? And I'm not telling you. Yeah. You can tell your bridesmaids.

Yeah, I know. I actually only think I'm going to tell three of you and then the other four I'm going to surprise. It would be a surprise. Anyway, we've not drank wine, but my diet coke was lovely. And my water was lovely as well. I'm going to go and have a lovely

a Cy Girls overnight oats. It's the cacao overnight oats. Where from? A Cy Girls. Oh, so. the cacao overnight oats where from a Cy Girls oh and they put this amazing like almond butter all over the top

and it goes like hard or oh yeah yeah semi-frodo it's like semi-frodo it's just flipping ridiculous I'm gonna go have

sourdough toast with avocado smashed and maybe smoked salmon delicious delicious will you have that at home

I'm gonna have that at home look at both of us twiddling our hair twiddle twiddle twiddle I know you do it in every podcast and now it's because it's just like

a comforting thing I know I do do this as well when I'm at home I pull it it feels quite nice alright guys I love you very very much

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