Wednesdays - Ep 79: Sassy sister in law!

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

Tiny wineys, little grapes, lil wines…today we talk sassy sisters in law, sexual tension with the CEO and the how to tackle a breakfast date. All the love xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a doctor either. And we're not psychologists. And we're not experts at anything. In in fact we just challenge all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help hey guys just a quick one from me it's melissa here. I'm currently in Bali. I'm having a couple of technical issues trying to record this little intro. So I'm going to leave it to Sophie and Jamie to do our topical conversations. And I'm sending you guys lots of love. And I will be with you for this week's episode with Sophie for the dilemmas. Hey guys. Hey guys. Oh, loud. And we're Jamie today.

And we're recording this from our apartment because... Because Melissa's in Bali. I'm so upset. Does that mean... Probably not as fun, isn't it? It's not as fun. It's not the same. It's not the same. We're so close right now.

If only you guys could see us crowded around this one little mic. But hopefully that all the people listening to this aren't going to be upset because Melissa's not on it they probably are aren't they they're going to be so upset that it's you

you're a good replacement although I just have to reiterate just because she's in Bali for five weeks we are this is going to be the only podcast

that will be like this she will be back the following week so don't you guys fret have you recorded other episodes we've recorded the dilemmas

pre-recorded them but we like to keep the this little chat up to date we can't pre-record it because it's about what happens weekly

it's about what's gone wrong oh so you're gonna then do that across zoom wow hello hello

she's in Bali she's in Bali she's having so much fun but guys it's raining the whole time no it's not by the fun. But guys, it's raining the whole time she's there. No, it's not. By the way, this time of year, it is rainy. I know.

Well, that's very classic at my city. They're going to take them to the, you know, off-peak. They've gone to the rainy time. It's always off-peak wherever they go. It's always off-peak. Yeah, because they're cheapskates. No, that villa is mentally nice. Yeah, because it's the cheap season to go.

Don't care. I'll live in that villa for five weeks for free. All right. She's gone for five weeks? Five weeks. Wait, hang on. Does that mean you're going to miss her? Yeah, I'm tempted to fly out.

What? I know. What am I going to do? Do you guys think I should fly out? Then we could record that. Hang on a second. Why do you want to fly out? Because I miss Melissa.

What? I want to go to Bali. Have fun. In the rainy season? Guys, he's furious. Yeah, I'm furious right now. Why would you want to go in the rainy season? I'm not actually going to go to Bali have fun in the rainy season guys he's furious I'm furious right now why would you want to go in the rainy season

I'm not actually going to go get over it well you said you were no I'm not going to fly to Bali at 30 now how long's the flight yeah you were to stop over somewhere

maybe I come too oh for god's sake okay just do me not going to Bali in the rainy season to hang out with Melissa why the hell not I can do it

okay guys my birthday's tomorrow okay guys it's her birthday tomorrow and she hates her birthday It's too mean. I'm going to Bali in the rainy season to hang out with Melissa. Why the hell not? I can do it. Okay, guys. My birthday's tomorrow. Okay, guys. It's her birthday tomorrow and she hates her birthday. I don't hate birthdays. But I think when you go over the age of 21, it's slightly depressing and everyone goes, it's your birthday tomorrow. What are you doing?

I'm like, well, everyone works. So what am I going to do? Hang out with me. I want to take you for breakfast. You're working. No, I'm not. You haven't asked me. You don't know what my plan was tomorrow. You're just assuming.

Well, I know that I've got loads of plans, so if you'd planned something, you'd know that I can't do anything. But I didn't realise you had the morning planned. I had a whole thing in the morning set up, but anyway. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. No. Do you think I got you a present? I don't know why this year I really don't like a bath day.

I'm not in the mood for a bath day. Sorry. I'm like, excuse me, but for bath days. That's all right. And sometimes that happens. Sometimes you just don't know why this year i really don't like a bath day i'm not in the mood for a bath day sorry i'm like that's okay that's all right that and sometimes that happens sometimes you just don't feel it okay we've got hayley and selena to discuss do you know do you know the backstory of this um hayley and selena okay talk to me okay you don't know any story behind this hayley bieber and selena gomez come on yeah hay Yeah Hayley Bieber goes out with Justin Bieber Yeah Married And Selena was His ex

Yeah But years ago Give me more She's doing a documentary No give me more What's that relationship like? They like each other What are the believers?

Do they like Hayley? Do they not like Hayley? No Still They all want Selena Oh my god Justin Hayley's been slandered

She's been slandered. She's been booed on the mat, Scarlett. The mat, Scarlett? Can I put it out there? They're like an annoying boyfriend or girlfriend. Get over it. Yeah, that's so irritating. They moved on.

They do, yeah. Passion. Why didn't everyone just move on and get on with it? They should just move on and get on with it. I don't know. Sorry, are they really that still on it? Jamie's so... Fascinated. No doubt.

Also, I keep staring at a couple on the screen. I know, same. They're like having sex. It's so confusing. Right, Hayley gets like death threats on the rug. It's awful. So she went on a podcast called Her Daddy Giving in the debrief. She went on a podcast called Her Daddy Alex Keeble.

We know and love her. We don't know her, but we love her. And she explained how hard the hate has been. And then Selena did a TikTok live or something, a live, and was like, look, fans, I love you, but don't be mean. It's not nice. And then they go to this awards ceremony and they have photos hugging. Who have photos hugging?

You're joking. No, the fans? Who? Hayley and Selena, you big idiot. Oh, you big old goon head. I don't understand what you mean. Okay. What part of that do you...

Shall I show you the photo? Can't find it. Why does anyone give a shit? Are you joking? This is the best. I know you guys give a shit. We give a huge shit. Okay.

They're hugging. They're friends. It's a... Obviously they're friends. Why would they hate each other? They weren't friends. They'd never spoken. They'd spoken once at an event.

That is on Hayley Bieber then. What? No, it isn't. Selena has gone and done so many live interviews saying basically insinuating that Hayley saw Justin. Which she probably did. Get over it. No, get over it.

She didn't. We're going to have a huge row over this. This is ridiculous. No, no, let's not get off this topic. I'm interested in this. We move on quickly over here. Oh, is this what happens? You're not on the same page as us.

Where's the wine? I haven't had any wine yet. Go get yourself some wine. Where's the wine? What's the wine today that we're drinking? Oh, I don't know. You probably should drink some wine. Oh, no. Five weeks of us not drinking wine. That can't be happening. No, the whole point of the wine? What's the wine today that we're drinking? Oh, I don't know. We probably should drink some wine. Oh, no.

Five weeks of us not drinking wine. That can't be happening. No, the whole point of the podcast is you guys drink wine. I thought that's what we did. Yes, but this is a bit

of an ad-lib podcast because we had a technical issue because Melissa's first date in... Where are you off to now? To put my nail in the bin. Oh, my God. Your vial.

Sorry. Sorry. That has to stay in there. So you ripped... Yeah, I got my foot nail and I had it... No, no, no. Your foot nail. I was saving you and saying it you ripped your foot. Yeah, I got my foot nail and I had it within a minute. No, no, no. Your foot nail.

I was saving you and saying it was a fingernail. Yeah, it was a foot nail. You're sick. Go wash your hands. No, I won't touch you. That is vile. I'm sorry about that. Okay.

Guys, we're having a bit of a domestic tonight in case you haven't noticed. No, no, no. Hang on a second. I'm not having it. Don't. That beef mince stinks. It smells like puppies and that just makes me so sad because you're basically. That's lovely. I love a little puppy. Don't. That beef mince stinks. It smells like puppies. And that just makes me so sad. Because you're basically.

That's lovely. I love a little puppy. So you're eating puppies? No, I'm not eating puppies. So that smells like you are. So hang on a second. Let's get this right. So just so I know.

Let's just talk about the puppies. No, hang on a second. Selena doesn't like Hayley. No, we don't know the ins and outs of it. Apparently they're all friends now. Woohoo. Whoopie doo. They look like best friends.

They both look really fit. Selena's got a documentary coming out. I know her mind because she went through depression oh whoa yeah she went to heavy depression selena gomer yeah and then she took antidepressant pills i heard and then that and then with typically with antidepressant pills doesn't that she put on weight she put on weight and then everyone's mean about it how awful is that dealing with that is just horrendous oh my god that makes me so sad look I'm here for them both

so hang on before we so we like them we like them obviously I'm a huge Hayley fan I'm also a Selina fan I don't have anything against either got it

alright makes sense they're just friends nail in the coffin all of those fans who don't like Hayley shut up you saw it Selina are you more Hayley or more don't like Hayley shut up you saw it Selina

are you more Hayley or more Selina more Hayley you had to hear it first but no just because I like love her fashion but I actually think Selina's

look don't put me can we also just apologise if the mic isn't so good the noise I'm half leaning on top of you while doing

oh I feel like I I just wanted to apologise just in case I didn't do you want to hear that no I don't need to hear anything i trust you kind of hurt my ears okay right now we asked our listeners what they should call we should call them sorry i don't understand you want to call our little clan oh my god i love that creating a community of the yeah oh my god that's amazing we've got quite a

lot of the winos winos the winers i don't like winers because it means that you guys winers yeah winos tiny whinies the tiny whinies tiny tims the winos the little white baby's little whinies instead of like Little Wayne, Little Whineys. Wait, that was Cozy Timers. No. Quarkers. Hang on, that was a good one. Wednesdays, we drink wine. The wine, wine-os. Whispering Angels.

Oh, no, because that's a drink. Yeah, but there are angels. Angels. I think what you should do as a... So what about Wine Angels? Wine Angels? Tiny Whineys. Tiny Whineys? Tiny Whineys. Tiny Angels? you should do as a so what about wine angels wine angels tiny whinies tiny whinies tiny whinies tiny angels no because that's not wednesday's wednesday's angels we drink angels no maybe not

the angels tiny whinies tiny whinies tiny can you do a poll on it should we do a poll okay so the big the top ones are whiners and tiny whinies aren't there savvy bees where's that come from little whines little whines is quite tiny tins the vip whiners

or the winets the winettes winos boozy legends the corkers cosy times winos is whiners Wednesday

Wednesday winners Wednesday whiners Jamie winos Wednesday Wednesday winners Wednesday winers Jamie Winners Is winos Oh winos Okay Bye

We're going to have to do a poll Because these are just so good There's more There's more Mamacitas Winkers Wednesday drinkers Why not

Everyone's going Winos We need to call you the winos You're our winos The wine tribe The wine tribe I like. The wine tribe. The wine tribe. I like that.

The wine tribe. Wednesday winers. Wednesday winers. Winkers. No, winers makes me sound like they're whining. Like they're... Wow, I like this. Go down. Is there more?

This is fantastic. You have this amazing... The winarios or OM feels. The winarios. Oh, we got more. We got more. Little Grapes. Sloppers.

Slags. Little Grapes. Little Grapes. A Little Grapes. Little Grapes is my favourite. Little Grapes. Little Grapes. Hey, Little Grapes.

Everyone says Wynos though. No. Okay, guys. Okay, I'm going to say it. Who prefers Little Grapes or Wynos? Please let the girls know somehow i think it's little grapes little grapes little or slub no because we'll have slub no because it's about wine and all the little grapes who are all of your audience make up wednesdays we drink wine make up the wine

our wine because they're all you guys are all the little grapes you're a little grape little grape plants or little grapes no not Little grape-lets Or little grapes No not little grape-lets Little grapes Little grapes And you're also great I've got to discuss this With Melissa My liver My liver

I've got to discuss it With your liver I do have to discuss this While I'm podcasting my liver Because it does not like it Okay We'll discuss this And come back to you guys

Okay fine I'm in Right now guys Jamie's going to Go off for a little bit When I'm going to Turn off when that happens. And I am going to do the Dilemmas with Melissa

because we pre-recorded it for you guys so you won't miss a Dilemma with Melissa's advice. Dilemma on. Shall I go in for the kill? Mm-hmm. Hey, love you guys so much. I'm religiously listening to your podcast every week. My sister-in-law who

is my age has for the last two and a half years requested to follow loads of close friends on instagram that she has never met oh the first time i thought maybe it was a mistake but when it was the 10th time having a friend send a screenshot being like hey i see your mutual friend with this person who is this person i began to think it was quite weird anyways i eventually just started telling my friends to reject it or block her as i thought it was a bit odd anyways a few days ago i went to check if she was following any of my friends you will not believe it she is now following my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend what the fuck this is she has never met this girl or spoken to her before

i thought this was really odd so sent my brother a message asking why she was following my ex's new girlfriend yeah i was so nice about it all but he eventually told me to ask her directly right when i did she said this response hi i really don't understand and i'm not going to do that i'm sorry if that's uncomfortable for you that is not my attention but do you think you are making it more than it needs to be i congratulated on him on his engagement and chatted with him during my time in SA, South Africa.

Who follows my account is my prerogative. Hope you understand. Keep well. Keep well. What a bit. Right. The above response was to me asking her to unfollow my ex-girlfriend

as it looks like I'm getting my fam to stalk her. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, I agree. Anyways, it all blew up and my brother will not speak to me now. Do you guys have any advice on what I should do am i overacting this is so odd right so what it's so odd what the hell is she okay i don't think so that's also why is she following all of your friends that she's never met it's so weird what the fuck it's really odd

i don't know what to say to this this is a very bizarre situation i think you've done the right thing by just calling out by being like what the fuck you've not done anything wrong it's really odd i don't know what to say to this this is a very bizarre situation i think you've done the right thing by just calling it out by being like what the fuck you've not done anything wrong it's like that your brother's obviously like whatever he's in a tricky position it's his girlfriend and she's odd like surely the brother says like that's really seriously why are you following my sister's ex that's weird in itself why are you congratulating him amanda stop it i'm not following all these girls it's that you haven't met her congratulating him amanda stop it i'm not following all these girls it's that you haven't met her name's not amanda but we're just sorry i think it's odd i think you can just say to your brother like look obviously i don't want to fall out with you over this i just think it's odd and i always will like that's that i always will like i'm not gonna

get over it do you know what i mean i still think it's weird and I forever will think it's weird. And all of my friends, unfortunately, also think it's strange. But I don't want to fall out with you over it. Yeah, she's odd. That's odd. Why would your brother fall out with you over this? What a nosy parker.

That's what I'd call her. But it's also the no shame. Like, I would... It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. The low and the end of it. The low... The high and the low of it the low the high and the low of it what the hell is that saying you literally made that up the low and the the low and the end of it that doesn't mean any sense no there is a saying the low in the end

the end what the hell's the saying the be all the be all and end all no the long and the short of it she's strange and there's no there's no i could that is a very odd scenario she's odd nothing you can do about it you've got to just be like you're odd yeah it's quite a shame i quite want to know like were you friends with her before like did you have a good relationship doesn't seem like they do because she's like well that's just so weird like try and impress the family as well you know what i mean i hope I quite want to know, like, were you friends with her before? Like, did you have a good relationship? It doesn't seem like they do. No. Because she's like, keep well. Keep well. That's just so weird. Like, try and impress the family as well. You know what I mean?

I hope you can understand. People who I follow is my prerogative. Keep well. Kind regards, Amanda. It's also so strange that she's following people who are private. Like, they have to accept her. Yeah, exactly. That's why it's like the no shame part.

Like, it's like she doesn't care about being embarrassed by it. Maybe she doesn't really understand, like, the Instagram life. Like, that's just not a't care about being embarrassed by it. Maybe she doesn't really understand like the Instagram life. Like, that's just not a thing. Oh, please. How old is this girl?

Don't know. It's very odd. I, look, to be honest, I would do, I think you've done the right thing by calling her out.

Yeah. Okay, right. With the brother. There's nothing you can do. Just say to him like, look, I think it's fucking odd,

but I don't want us to fall out over it. And you know what? Then you just take it from there yeah right dilemma two hey ladies love the pod highlight of my week and so relatable just goes to show how similar us ladies are my dilemma please keep anonymous i recently started a new role mid to senior level in a tech company i'm four weeks in and all is going well however i noticed a bit of sexual tension between myself and the ceo there's only 100 people in the company for context he's really hot and only in his 30s it's super sexy given his title in the business for lames however i have noticed a wedding ring on his finger uh oh and i'm nearly sure the flirty banter is reciprocated

as he asks about my dating life, gym interests, and makes a lot of effort whilst always staring at me slash catching eyes from across the brim. I fancy him quite a lot, actually, but it's making me uncomfortable. Obs can't go there, as he's the CEO and married. HR couldn't even do anything, as he's the most senior person in the whole business.

Crikey. What would you suggest? Wish he wasn't as attractive. No, he's got a ring on in the whole business. Crikey. What would you suggest? Wish he wasn't as attractive. No, he's got a ring on, babe. You can't. He's got a ring on his finger. Regardless of him being the CEO, the ring on the finger, like, you can't.

He can't. He's got a ring on his finger. Yeah, well, why are we even considering this? We can't consider it. It's fine to have a crush. We've all got a crush. And you know what? It probably makes him fitter that he's married.

No. No, because you just can't have it, so you like oh lovely bit eye candy in the office oh no for me like a married man just grosses me out as in like you're gonna be married to a married man no but as in like anyone flirting with a ring on their finger like no i agree not about that life not good there's nothing you can do there's nothing you can do there's no there's nothing we can solve here sometimes the don't know why. Sometimes the heart wants what the heart can't get. Oh God, that's sad,

isn't it? You're not in love with him. You fancy him. So it's, you're fine. You fancy him. And you're going to fancy a million people in your life.

You probably just fancy him because, more because he's married and you can't have him and you know you can't. And he's like authority. He's like Aussie power. Full in the company

and all these things and obviously by the sounds of it, really good looking. And if he's flirting with you, that's's quite annoying but there's nothing you can do but he's like entitled flat like whatever as long as he's not being like super inappropriate like he's a whatever everyone can have a little innocent flirt i know but they're staring across the room he might be staring because he knows you yeah that's weird it's inappropriate from him but

there's nothing that you can do about it so and it's fine to have a crush that's what it is you just fancy your boss i'm sure that's happened to a lot of people i'm sure it happens all the time i fancied someone once once upon a time who was married with children do you remember and i used to joke about it and i was like oh he's stunning yeah there's nothing nothing bad with a bit of a crush bit of eye candy it worked lovely but you can't expect it or imagine it going any further than that, especially when they're married. No, yeah. No. No, no.

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Dilemma three. I've recently discovered that my ex-boyfriend who I've been seeing for the past two years on and off has been in a relationship the whole time.

Scandal. Shies. How do these boys keep it a secret? What the fuck? My boyfriend and I broke up after four years of being together

as he was embarking on one of Master's in Law at Cambridge University. Clever boy. He ended things stating he could not maintain a relationship if he were to achieve his educational objectives. However, he consistently told me once he had graduated and ended employment, we would get back together because he knew he wanted to marry me. Throughout his fellowship, we occasionally saw each other and slept together on these meets.

This was not something I wanted to continue and gave him an ultimatum that we either got back together or ended things good. Good for you. This led him to asking me out in September of 2021, which continued into the end of the following month. The cycle of him ignoring me

and reigniting the relationship continued from January to April 2022. Then again from July to mid-October. Oh, we forgot the details. Now, this is a detail. These dates. ignoring me and reigniting the relationship continued from january to april 2022 then again from july to mid-october now this is a detail yeah wow my mind is blown fast forward to this past weekend 7th of october 2022 my god hello he decided he was ready to commit to me and we were getting back together he admitted to me that he'd been seeing someone for three months during one of our breaks which i was hurt by but understood as we were not together at the time the story then changed and he explained it had actually been six months naturally i was confused and did a social

media stalk starting with the false name he had provided i discovered it was actually a two-year relationship that he was still in oh my god and he was currently living with her what what i confronted him about it and he came around groveling with a nice deli lunch i wanted but appreciate it i told him not to speak to me again and we were over he left by asking me to take six weeks to decide if i could forgive him and see him in my future immediately after this conversation i saw from his stories he took his girlfriend to toby carvery for sunday dinner i confronted him and told him i knew and i was going to tell her and he begged me please let me break up with her and don't hurt her but i think she deserves the truth and saved from her from wasting another two years of her life like i wasted six of mine yeah this

situation has completely shocked me and broken my heart. The person I was very much in love with completely betrayed me and I'm looking forward to the next step in my life without me clutching onto the hope that we would spend our life together like you promised. Do I bother telling her or just move on with my life?

Oh my God. I'm really sorry. This is really upsetting. How has he managed to get two wonderful girls? Because they're liars thieving cheating so when he originally broke up with her to concentrate on his education do we think he was then slipping straight into relationship with this other girl we must be they must have been two years they live together they live together how is he dating you and asking you to be his girlfriend

when he's living with another girl like how does that even how do you even go around like surely the girl likes he's blink blink your ex is always texting you like what's going on now he's probably changed your name in his phone okay listen obviously you're never going to go back to this guy he is bad bad news would you tell the girlfriend no i don't think i would either but there would be a big part of me that would it would be morally the correct thing to do however when you kind of want to stay out of the drama i think i'd do it i actually think i would do it at that but in this scenario it's quite bad they've been living to the it's not like he's cheated on her once like he's literally having

a double life and also like you're not some random girl. You went out with him. So I would tell her, I would be like, look. I would say to him, look, I'm going to give you a week. You break up with her and you tell her the truth. I'm going to. But I would still want to have a conversation with her and be like, I'm so confused how this all happened. I'd want to sit down and be like, I, this is what my situation is. Like, it's obviously not, she's done nothing wrong. But like, what, what have you been told?

Like, I would have to for peace of mind. I don't think she's been she's been told a thing yeah but like is he saying he wants to marry her do you know what i mean like i just be like look i'm gonna tell you the truth like this is where i am this is what's happened between us i just need to know for peace of mind to be able to park this move on she might not be very willing to do that she lives with him she's got a whole clusterfuck what if i was her i'd be like let's sit down and like literally tell me everything that's going on she's got to move out this house you can't just stay there because you can't this is just beyond belief also the fact that he's like posting on his social media like he knows you're gonna see it this is what also fascinates me yeah it's fascinating it's like psychotic behaviour.

Yeah. Sociopath. Okay, right. So we think that you should go and speak to the girl. I think you've got to do it. You've got to. Peace of mind. You've got to move on.

You want to know what this guy is. And just for interest, like, how has he managed to do this? He's like... How has he managed to... The art of deceiving. I know. It's quite a skill he has. It's like all these men who have double

lives and like another this happens more than i think we than we think we never really get it with a woman do you don't but we have had a couple dilemmas about girls that have been dating boys that have also been married and you know things like that like that this it does happen quite often um and i think you're right to have left the scenario but maybe you should let the other girl know because you know she's living with him and i kind of do believe if it's not with you he's gonna go and do it with another girl i think you he will always be a cheater and he will always be someone who with one girl's just not enough of him do you know what i mean he needs therapy a lot of it yeah it's a problem it's a problem i'm really sorry but

better you found out now than you did marry him and he goes and has another girlfriend throughout your marriage yeah you know what i mean you're young enough and gorgeous and just nothing to do with age but like you've got your whole life ahead of you you're not married you have to go through a messy divorce think of the positives yeah hey girls love the podcast and can't wait for the episodes to keep coming i have a huge dilemma and it's tearing me apart i met one of my closest guy mates four years ago through work we went on a couple of dates and he wasn't ready for anything serious we didn't really chat that often after this a few years passed and we started flirting

and sleeping with each other i caught feelings feelings, told him, and he rejected me. However, this time we stayed chatting and got on with it as friends. Another couple years have passed. Oh my god, this is a long old timeline. Another couple years have passed and I've seen him change, and I've seen a change in him. He's so much more caring of me and now goes out of his way to arrange meetups etc he stayed over mine three times the past week and we've been intimate twice it's just so good the chemistry the attraction it's just fireworks that's what we want to hear this is this is the good stuff he is always telling me that he hates letting me down and we speak all the time every day he once traveled 50 miles to my address the other morning just to have breakfast for one

hour and then went back to work. No, that's sweetness. He's never been like this previously, nor did he go out of his way physically for me like this. People at work think we're dating, and I'm starting to think that his feelings towards me have changed. He's always asking about the next time we can do something. Do you reckon his actions are a good friend and maybe he's just maturing, or do you reckon his actions are a good friend and maybe he's just maturing or do you reckon he might see me in a different way just to add he's mentioned a couple of times about him enjoying being single do you think that's a cover-up and he's trying to play it cool please help oh there's so many signals going on here i think he's falling i think he's

into it i think he's into it i think he's had sex there's no fucking boy would travel 50 miles for breakfast for an hour with a girl that's a mate i wouldn't do it for you i'd be like sorry so it's really inconvenient he is into it he's had sex with you he's seen you in a different light he's like wow fancier he's a bit insecure he's like trying to gaze you so he's like oh quite like being single because you're still in that friend jamie and i were a bit like that yeah really yeah it was like oh i would still be like oh look how i'm talking to this boy like it was like a little bit just to try and gauge what their reaction would be yeah yeah fun times fun fun fun you've got a world of fun ahead of you i would just let i wouldn't overthink this at all. Go with the flow. You seem like you're playing it

quite cool and he's liking it. Play it cool. Play it cool, babes. Let him do all the work. He likes it. But then also, maybe give him a little bit of something something,

but not too much. Yeah, yeah, you've got to have him, you've got to have him, he's got to know that you are interested in a certain type of way. Otherwise then he'll just get with another guy

and you'll be heartbroken. Yeah. But this is lovely, I'm excited for you. This is lovely, you've got a really, this could be, he sounds like a good boy he sounds lovely traveling all that way for a bit quass on in the morning breakfast bit of chalky quass he's lovely do you reckon what do you reckon they have for breakfast i reckon scrambled eggs with a bit of smoke because he's not gonna have like can I have a bowl of cereal?

Yeah, for a 50 mile. Or he could have bought some, like, patisseries, like some pounded chocolate. Oh my God, imagine he walked. I want to know what you guys had for breakfast. I reckon he got her, like, I'm picturing London, like a Gales coffee. He had to drive 50 miles,

that's probably about an hour, maybe more. I reckon he went to, like, Sainsbury's and got some warm croissants. Yeah, got some croissants maybe some bacon and eggs yeah and they had some scrambled eggs you had a lovely breakfast together yeah some orange juice maybe maybe a mimosa no they didn't have champagne how do you know because i don't think they'd have had oh he was driving he was driving yeah he was driving and i reckon it was like a work day i reckon they had a lovely coffee lovely coffee or maybe a cup of tea

english breakfast and orange juice maybe they had some toast and scrambled eggs and then a a lovely coffee. Lovely coffee. Or maybe a cup of tea. English breakfast. And orange juice. Lovely an English breakfast tea. Maybe they had some toast and scrambled eggs and then a croissant on the side. A croissant afterwards like a bit of a dessert.

Lovely. Lovely. I'm so excited. What's the next date then? Can you please follow up with us on what's going on with this boy?

Please, please, please. I like this boy. Wonder what his name is. We like him. And can you send photos? Oh my God, send photos. Really, really. I'm in very invested they've known each other before they've been friends for a while like imagine when they get married they'll be like we were best friends here this is like a two of my really good friends i've been knowing each other their whole lives and

best friends their whole life my auntie and uncle have really and the guy who's my best friend has always like fancied her but like never really like said it out loud in his own mind and i always used to say to him i was like you're this is jack and amini oh yes i always say i was like you're in love with this girl aren't you this is something you were like 13 how did he meet amini they've known their parents have been they've known each other since before they were born yes yes they were in the womb and they already knew each other oh my god that's absolutely wild the family must be like this is dream for them they used to do christmases together before obviously they were a couple what so intertwined what that was their brother and sister i know like

family holidays like once a year you know they were just like family friends. How much fun for them growing up, just always having a boy or a girl. But how do you think Marnie ever really saw him like that? What? So how did it happen? And then suddenly, I think he sort of grew up a bit. Right. Came from a boy to a man.

And then was just like, went from a boy to a man. And then he was just like, yeah, I quite like you. So what, they were like on a Christmas party? And she was like, fuck fuck i think i like you too sorry yes we must get them on the podcast to tell the love story we should so that's a wonderful story then they went on a first date and he was so nervous he spilled drink all over her he'd known her his whole life and goes with his drink all over her and she was just like i i did not know this yeah that's literally the nicest story ever and they're going to get married.

They're going to get married and have babies, guys. You know that really, really, really cute dog I post all over my Instagram? It's their dog. Guys, also a little bit of gossip. I'm getting a dog. She's doing it. I'm putting it on.

Oh, right. Now you've put it out on the internet and onto our podcast, girls. You have to commit to it now. Oh, no, I will. I absolutely, I've never not wanted to. It was always Jamie, but now he's like,

he's waited like three years now. You're you're allowed so the little mom is pregnant and she's giving birth in like a week or so so hopefully there's a little girl yeah she's mine and i'll get her christmas she's mine and then we can bring her to every podcast so you guys will see oh my god i know she I know, she'll come everywhere with me. Yes, she will. Everywhere. Oh, we can get her some little puppy pads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In for the whole classroom. Sweet. Why have I just been called back again? Because we're now going to do Bridezilla,

or you are not single, so we'll do Greenzilla for you. And at this point, I say whether I've been a bride or Bridezilla,, I say whether I've been a bride or bridezilla, and you say whether you've been a groom or grooms dinner. Do you think you've been a grooms dinner or a groom this week? I think I've been a groom. I think I've just been great and nice and...

Yeah, I would say we've both been... I'm cooking a lovely pot of mints over there. No, no, I cooked you a lovely pot of mints, and you came home and added loads of different things to it. I feel like I've been a groom to you this week. I feel like there's been no groom-seller or bride-seller scenarios this week. Okay. We've done well.

I got really angry today. About what? I don't know. I just got really angry. And then I don't know. Yeah, I was angry because something went wrong. And then, well, no one knows this. I did a rap on Don't hate the players which is a tv show

a freestyle rap do you want to do the rap yeah i might do the rap for everyone and and i was just singing this to myself while on my vespa and that really cheered me up and it goes like this i can see everybody just looking at me thinking is it that bloke from sw3 yes it is and i'm here trying to freestyle rap and all you're thinking is Made in Chelsea twat Biscuit boy is what they shout at me on the streets And I'm British which means I'm shit between the sheets Five foot none and never been to Campton All I can say is I'm straight out of West Brampton

I got blonde hair and I sound real posh Oh yeah I forgot, I got loads of dosh I can promise you this though, I got loads of layers Which you'll find out tonight on Don't Hit the Players. You need to explain that you were taking the piss out of yourself. Obviously. Sorry, you thought that was serious? Well, people could think, why are you, like, creeping up like a monkey?

I'm creeping up, girl, after that. I'm bad, but nah, never been to Campton. All I can say is I'm straight out of West Brampton. I need to play the little winos, the song you play. No, the little grapes. Do that on the next episode. Okay, I'll play it on the next episode winos, the song you play. No, the little grapes. Do that on the next episode. Okay, I'll play it on the next episode. Bye, guys.

Love you. Was that it? Yeah. Okay, everyone. I hope you have a fab episode. Sorry that I'm not Melissa. I did it because I love my fiancé. I love Melissa,

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