Wednesdays - Ep 84: The Bali Debrief...

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Guys! Melissa is BACK from Bali and finally addressing these MIC Miles rumours!! We are of course back in the studio and answering your dilemmas on commitment phobia, snakey housemates and whether big... dick energy is attractive. This week we're tucking into a wintery red wine. Sophie Rating 6.8Melissa Rating: 7 xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:50 guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help we're back i honestly could actually cry with happiness no i can feel it coming i can feel it coming in my life she's like i will cry i can cry then no no she's also guys i'm not i genuinely have to stop now because i can't oh it's guys i can't even explain i'm so happy to be home like i was walking around the power station last night and i was like sorry is that christmas tree in your house no no no no i was like she got back and then i thought maybe she set up a tree i thought maybe you'd got your mom to come home and set it all up for you
Starting point is 00:01:44 but when you arrived i was like god nicola is a really 10 out of 10 no no no absolutely not i went out to the little pub that's like underneath me had a little glass of red it's lovely oh we were meant to meet last night we were fresh off the plane but i was like pooped and i was to go all the way to not to kill i was like i need to stay in my flat yeah yeah i'm not surprised also when you called me i was in bed having an app because I was hellishly hungry yeah yeah yeah and I was like I bet she says you're so happy I've cancelled no I actually wasn't so excited for a roast and a glass of bread and a debrief let me tell you something guys it's been however long five weeks five and a half weeks almost six weeks five and a half weeks bearing my Melissa and I see each other every day we speak
Starting point is 00:02:21 on FaceTime even when we've seen each other since today probably we've spoken on FaceTime twice twice and every time I've asked her what's going on she's gone oh so drained can't bother to tell you and I'm like okay I can't even but you know what it's like guys so I was obviously in Bali filming for me and Chelsea when you're in that environment it's so draining it's all consuming it's so emotionally draining and like you're talking about it all fucking day then you're filming about it all fucking day and all everyone talks about is like what did you film about what was the scene about and you're like oh just someone talked to me about something else something else so when you were like tell me everything i was like i can't there are no words i found out everything the emotional battery was drained she went and
Starting point is 00:03:05 shut herself in a room she was like I just can't me and Ruby would shut ourselves away in silence for hours in the same room or each other's
Starting point is 00:03:12 in the same room lying on our beds watching films girl on the phone guys I had about 20 treatments maybe more since I was there
Starting point is 00:03:21 I had so many massages facials like just just so many wonderful treatments it's so cheap do you know how much it was for an hour and 45 minute massage like three pounds and not quite 20 quid in a luxury place like it was wonderful show everyone your nails so i got the hayley i just i fresh up the summer i know also like quite late on the track because this was i know because i was thinking it's more summery but I actually think it's more wintery because
Starting point is 00:03:45 it's glittery and I'm a very nude nails kind of gal. I feel you. I just had the dark on so I was like I want to go back to the light but I want to be more Christmassy so I went for the old glazed donut. How did you say it then? Were you like can I have Hailey Bieber's now? Yeah, yeah. The lady who does my nails knows it all.
Starting point is 00:03:59 She's like yeah, yeah. The glazed donut nails. I know the one. I think I know who you have, Jessica. Julie. I think she has loads of different names no no she does because sometimes she calls herself like Sarah to me sometimes it's Jessica it definitely is she's like this is in 88 this is in 88 on Cale Street Cale Street yeah 88 nails it's not Chloe's nails that I used to go to. Wait, you go to 88, the one I go to, but in Chelsea?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yes. Mic drop. What? Why don't you go to the one in Notting Hill where I go? Because it's like two minutes away from me in Chelsea and Notting Hill's kind of far. Yeah, but you could catch me on your way. I could.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I'll do that. Anyway, so I've got the Hailey Bieber nails. And I'm loving them. We're meant to have some rouge. Oh, God, we have. Where should we go, then? It's right there. I'm sorry, I can't talk fast.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Are you not even going to fast-find me? No, I can't. Oh, my God, it smells of my pop-up. Chateau de Clarerie. Clarerie. What's the price on this one? £18. Oh, treat yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, and it's a 2018.of oof had some lovely red wine out of barley you've been sipping red wine like it's going out of fashion it's my new favorite thing red wine but cold in the heat yeah yeah yeah freaking love it always cold for me why can't i do this properly okay ready yeah three two one Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Whoa. Got the taste buds. Ooh, after hit. I really like that.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I'm so bad because I like every red wine. I'm like, nothing. Red wine's hard not to like. I agree. I love every red wine. There is only very few that taste like absolute piss. Oh my God, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles broke up sorry guys sometimes this information is new for me so I've just read that I didn't know that did you yes oh my god I did know that but I was never really into it and I must say same Harry oh I can't say it because people are gonna hate on me oh god they're to come for me is he that good at acting
Starting point is 00:06:05 because um I've never seen him act you're not missing that really I mean that's your opinion
Starting point is 00:06:13 you fucking yeah don't come for me One Direction fans look Harry Styles stunning stunning such a cool bloke
Starting point is 00:06:19 stick to what you know stick to the old watermelon sugar but it's great because he can sing can't be good at everything can't be good at everything
Starting point is 00:06:25 can't be good at everything he's so stunning probably the most fancied man on the planet is harry yeah but watching this i was kind of like yeah not just noise force not a vibe yeah no no not a vibe but anyway they broken up oh my god the new princess diaries i'm going with all my girlfriends to watch it and i'm so excited we haven't got it's all my real friends fine i'm gonna go with you it's really hard isn't it when you've got this set for ariel there's a new everyone i know but no i'm gonna go i'm not like i'm not that i that was my favorite one ever i loved the cartoon but the thought of like a real life film of that i'm like how are they gonna do it i was also disappointed because i wanted it to be ariana
Starting point is 00:07:12 grande for some reason i thought it was her did you no but when i heard that i thought it was gonna be emma stone don't know why but because she's naturally ginger yeah it makes sense isn't it the crown the new crown have you watched no i haven't i've got a lot of tv to watch i want to watch the new avatar have you seen the new avatar no see i got i invited to go to the premiere of that that's just not my vibe that's really not my vibe like i'm laughing that you want to watch it because i literally lulled being like no no i'm not going to that really why didn't you take me the new avatar to blue people yes no that's not i would have had so much fun watching that with you we've got loads of fun yeah we do now i'm back sophie's out of the web but she hibernated for five weeks i really did
Starting point is 00:07:56 i didn't see you post anything on instagram that you were out apart from i've not posted since you've been gone like it's really bad right we've got loads more to talk about pete davidson and rata pete davidson i need to meet him because i need to see it he must have a massive dick or something like something i fancy him just through association now just because i know you're fit i just know i know there's no way all those women would you've got the biggest but that can that be that no apparently he does you have to have an initial vibe to get bde yeah who do we know that's got bde no one no what does big dick energy mean i would say like when you're an arsehole i would say
Starting point is 00:08:44 that um jamie's friend spencer matthews kind of has big dick energy alpha big dick energy right so do you know what i mean yes that's probably the only human i've never even met him but just through like looking at the social media stuff i don't feel like pete davidson's like him i feel like pete davidson's like the whisperer the tall guy who whispers down and said funny funny joke in here ha ha ha oh the person
Starting point is 00:09:09 one of the boys I dated I feel like kind of had both dick energy he's him yeah yeah yeah we'll move on we're gonna be here for hours got a haircut for
Starting point is 00:09:17 we got a crack on all right into the dilemmas we really need to stick with the name that we call everyone so teeny weenies tiny whinies i feel a bit cringe thing little great tiny whinies no i think it's cute tiny whinies yeah all right tiny whinies in we go first dilemma dilemma one so one night i went out with my friends to a club and i met this guy he had always been in our circle in high school but we
Starting point is 00:09:42 both had girlfriends such boyfriends we hit it off immediately and chatted and flirted the whole night and ended up kissing and he asked my number before he left the club. The next morning he messaged me and we chatted the entire day and he invited me to come watch movies at his friend's house later that night. Lovely. I went and it was so much fun and it was super fun, cuddling while watching the movie. When I left, he walked me to my car and kissed me good night oh love it the next day he messaged me saying that he didn't want to ruin what we had going
Starting point is 00:10:11 but he's not ready for a relationship why do boys do this they panic i think as he just got because he's not even like you had sex with her so he's not yeah fucking chill out mate yeah calm down uh as he just got out of a long term on but he'd still like to get to know me and hang out he said he didn't want to use the term friends for benefits because it implies he was using me for sex which he said he isn't expecting anything from me i agreed as i also just gotten out of a three-year relationship since then we have seen each other multiple times a week we go to each other's houses watch movies cuddle he always kisses me on the forehead cheeks and on my temples temple so specific so specific also such nice face to get kiss eyelids as well the nice oh eyelid kiss is like the most special little thing yeah
Starting point is 00:10:55 it really is he asked me to go to breakfast with him we've slept together multiple times i've met his parents and had dinner with them and he has met mine he also surprised me by cooking me a meal that I told him once that I've always wanted to try he is so caring and thoughtful with me picking me up to get milkshakes when I'm sad and dropping off chocolate to make me feel better what he's a happy boy what a little sweet piece since the beginning of our thing which has been about five or six weeks now the friends with benefit has only come up once where I was messaging my guy friend he saw me and I was messaging him and said oh james why are you jealous and i said it in a joking way and he got so defensive almost like he was trying to convince me that he wasn't he also said that's the benefit of friends with benefit no jealousy i'm so confused because there's actually say one thing his words say
Starting point is 00:11:40 another does he like me or is this how friends with benefits are supposed to act please help he definitely likes you yeah but he's scared of commitment he's got a little bit of commitment anxiety or relationship anxiety or whatever i think you might be like the alpha in this situation he's like playing it hard to get for you because you've obviously like yes we we can just chill call it whatever and then you're off texting other guys even if it was meant innocently and he's probably testing you i personally just keep going how you're going because i think it's gonna end up it will just end up there yeah he's falling 100 he is falling heads over oh my god i guess i just have to say there's one
Starting point is 00:12:14 saying that gareth lock has introduced me to and it's one hundy have you never heard that hundy p no he just didn't say hundy p just goes oh one hundy wait that one hundy can you imagine i can't imagine that but that's been a saying for a long time but you've heard of hundy p yeah i guess but no one's ever said it oh i think that was the thing at my uni everyone used to be like oh no no it's just making me die so it doesn't quite do it justice it's him guys he's so funny but anyway i'm now gonna use it in the forecast so yeah 100 he likes you 100 okay so he does like you guys also i was in soho house the other night and some lovely girl came
Starting point is 00:12:58 out to me and told me a dilemma i just have to really briefly talk to you about this so she's been dating this guy for two years seeing each other right literally i think it was like the night before that night she found out that he'd slept with her best friend so like you to me i was like is she here let me out her and is he here let me out him yeah we were very drunk chatting it but i said i'd read it out i really hope she didn't want it to be anonymous but i've not named her what does she do sack them both off see you later both off and never speak to either either of them again that is that is the ultimate betrayal the ultimate one hundred one hundred betrayal i really would be that helpful for dilemma one so i reckon you just keep going with the flow on that one i think you could have one hand you gave it the flow i don't know but seriously i don't think you should call him out on it i don't think you
Starting point is 00:13:48 should like be like oh should we have that conversation like he's falling for you he's acting like your boyfriend actually what i'm gonna backtrack i would maybe message another guy oh stop let it come up on the phone and then if he gets funny be like look like no this is a problem for you then i don't really know what to do because like we are just friends with benefits no because he will then just be like okay we're friends with benefits bye like he'll be what if he's more nervous what if he thinks he's punching you can't always think the boys are so much more confident than the girls he might need the little like reassurance too all right fine like if you thought that with another boy you would be like well fuck you then yeah i would i wouldn saw that with another boy you would be like well
Starting point is 00:14:25 fuck you then yeah i would i wouldn't even have a conversation i'll be like yeah yeah yeah i'll go get with a guy just keep how i was going sweet sweet sweet cuddles with chocolate and then hope that just leaks out of his mouth one day like we my girlfriend it knows sometimes it does and you're just like lying around like you're drunk and you're like oh i love you and you're just like fuck i was not there yeah yeah i watched the um the holiday on the way back on the plane and it's when he goes i'm in love with you and she goes i wasn't expecting i love you and he's his little face goes like oh my god jude law i love him so much in that that's that's the best he's ever looked in that film i know stunning no no sorry him in the talented mr ripley is my ultimate boy crush he is my dream dream dream man in talented mr
Starting point is 00:15:12 ripley stunning so i just had to have a moment thinking about it i i need a poster in my room wasn't greneth poucher in that yeah it's like the whole thing just the whole thing is just wonderful oh fuck Matt Damon stabbing him like that just ruins everything I know like that's just so weird so unnecessary
Starting point is 00:15:29 it just bumps it ruins the whole movie it does but you know I don't want to watch him I just want to watch more of Jude Law montage of Jude Law films coming up
Starting point is 00:15:37 him and Alfie's life him and Contagious is quite scary though I've never seen it he has a massive gap in his teeth and it really blows my mind really
Starting point is 00:15:44 and he's got like warts all over his face. I feel like we're really going off topic but I'm going to go into Dilemma 2. We all think that's so me but I mean it's just me being me. No he's beautiful. Never say anything about my dude. Not my dude.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Okay right Dilemma 2. Hey so basically I've been sleeping with this guy at uni for a while now and after sleeping with each other recently he left his
Starting point is 00:16:09 pants at my house wait does that mean he just went pantsless home well yeah probably
Starting point is 00:16:14 that's not where they should be on come on day bit uncomfy anyway
Starting point is 00:16:21 sorry it's not an important part of the thing dirty pants are almost worse yeah i know but like don't leave them at my house you might thought your dirty underwear on the floor like at least take them put them in your pocket do you know what i mean that's rancid if some girls like to sleep in like underwear she might wash them and like kept them no no no no i'm not dealing with your dirty underwear that you've left in my house sorry
Starting point is 00:16:45 no one evening when i was out he texted me to say he was coming around to get his pants that he left surely not those lovely knickers he's not coming back he left his hair he's not coming back for his yeah yeah he wants his breezes that's weird i came home as i wanted to see him only to find him and my best friend who was also also my housemate, shagging. They don't know I saw them, and he asked me to come around a few times since, but I haven't confronted either of them yet, as I don't want it to ruin the house dynamic. The worst thing is, she is the one who set us up together, and he is best mates with her boyfriend. Ew, ew, ew. How should I deal with this?
Starting point is 00:17:23 Ew. Fucking confront them I'd have walked straight in and been like here's your dirty dirty
Starting point is 00:17:29 grubby underwear throw the underwear at her or if you want to be really dark wait till her boyfriend's around get him around
Starting point is 00:17:37 and then go and throw the underwear at her face and be like for your boyfriend oh sorry they might be your underwear but they
Starting point is 00:17:43 also might be yours because I did actually see the two of you shagging the other night take that motherfuckers i just can't breathe seriously that's what you should do how are you sleeping at night knowing this piece of information my blood would be like this is how are you looking at her face every day my excitement but i'd be like yeah that'd be exploding within my brain
Starting point is 00:18:11 i'm always like don't tell me a secret because i will tell people so like the fact that you're keeping that i won't tell people i'll tell you yeah i'll tell you but maybe she's got a best friend who you have to announce this that's a has me i would also like maybe write a little stick on the wind mirror we're getting really creative um ran out of shampoo get any more shampoo p.s saw you shagging jake or whatever the name is thumbs up why are you being so stupid oh my god or you wait for a day and you go how many people have you shagged in this room and when you're supposed to be like just one it's like that's a lie has she given the other guy the underwear he must have gone into the room grabbed the underwear and
Starting point is 00:18:53 then and then gone and like seen the housemate on the way out and thought oh yeah give me some of that i always just don't believe the story because it's too weird that they're just shagging in the living room at uni is this at uni let me just rephrase. It doesn't. I went to uni. I can't imagine any of my friends. Imagine me walking in and Chrissy and Harvey just having sex. No. You wouldn't be able to not say anything.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Obviously not. So girl, listen to me. I know you don't want to ruin the house dynamic and that's very sweet of you, but this is too much. And also your housemate's boyfriend deserves to know this is fucked up this is a lot this is a lot in this game is there this is a lot you need to out you need to out them tell them that you know and be like you know what i know you've got
Starting point is 00:19:38 a boyfriend i'm not really one to tell him but you should tell him because it's really fucked up you haven't i'm obviously never speaking to you again and i think you're a really shit mate yeah it's just immorally not right cheating on your boyfriend and then screwing me over right i agree it's immoral in every sense of the word or you take our first bit of advice or sophie's lipstick idea and you just get really dramatic or you just post the boxes to the boyfriend and go do a dna test on this because your girlfriend's fingerprints are all over it. No, but wait, hold on. We're getting confused
Starting point is 00:20:08 because the boxes were when she shagged him. Yeah, but she probably ripped them off again. We're getting way too... I'm sorry, are we Sherlock Holmes? Do a DNA test on this. There's fingerprints all over it. I think the boyfriend deserves to know because...
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Starting point is 00:20:54 Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Dilemma. Oh, this looks juicy. I hate my boyfriend's friends. Hate is a strong word, I know. But I hate them.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Oh, no. My boyfriend has recently found a new group of friends. They've all just got back off a lad's holiday. Just as my boyfriend. And then became friends. So my boyfriend wasn't invited, thank God. But I know and have seen proof of them all cheating on their girlfriends. On this holiday.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And it makes me so nervous for my boyfriend's turn to join the holiday. My boyfriend is the only one in the group who has a long time girlfriend. We've been together nearly three years. All of the other girlfriends are recent and get treated like shit. In group situations I get ignored by the other boys. And I find it so rude. Whenever I tell my boyfriend he tries to defend them and it really grinds my gears he actually adores these boys and they're not nice at all and sometimes he will act like them and it really puts the fear of god in
Starting point is 00:21:55 me as my boyfriend is so sweet and will always include other girls but i get exiled to add context we are 18 turning 19 so we are still babies but helped will it wear off or am i being nuts um you drop your phone with dramatic effect after everything you read i know she goes like this she goes oh no didn't quite work out for you no it didn't it really worked it bounced off my water bottle i think unfortunately that's so young and i think that to stay in a long-term relationship from 18 19 is incredibly rare if i'm three years so we got together when i was 16 yeah wow you're still growing up like you don't even know who you are as a human being i think if you push for him to
Starting point is 00:22:36 be like with you and not his lads and do not go on last holidays he's ultimately gonna just push you away because he's gonna be like i'm literally 18 like let me live my life and it sounds like these boys their morals aren't in the right place and he's got to learn that for himself if he's gonna go and do that like okay right what would i do if i was you if i was your older sister i would just be like you have to give the situation the benefit of the doubt until something happens where it's like okay that's crossed the line and you know i can't actually be with you because this part of you and your life upsets me so much I dislike it so much I don't want to be with you you have to wait until like either it bothers you so much that you can't handle it or it doesn't I would yeah I would give the benefit of the doubt and try and just
Starting point is 00:23:17 you know he might either grow out of you or he might grow out of the friends so if you love him enough I give him the benefit of the doubt and try and find other groups of friends that you can both hang out with as a couple or you really use that time alone like surely he's not going to be with these boys 24 7 yeah and you know you just don't hang out with him when he's going out with these other guys but i don't think you can try and control his life at this early stage i know it's after three years but i just i don't really think you can ever try and control a boy's life i don't think i could ever say to jamie i don't like your mates don't hang out with them he'd be like well f you and like
Starting point is 00:23:52 vice versa if jamie said to me that i don't like your friends i'd be like well they're my friends i think if he suddenly started to get a new group of friends that all choose to own their girlfriends you'd be like look i don't actually feel comfortable you're going to holler at them because the way they act and regardless to me thinking that you might not you wouldn't do it i don't it's just not like it doesn't feel right morally to hang out with boys that would do that to their girlfriends like it's just not yes very you yeah it's a difficult one i do think you need to give him the benefit of the doubt though yeah if it's a new group he might just be like you know almost a bit infatuated with them they
Starting point is 00:24:25 sound quite laddy and boysy and he might be like oh this is quite sick and fun and then he might be like they're not too well from here but they're actually their chat shit and they're not good people yeah okay guys it's that time of the episode is it it or is it not, Melissa? Is it Single Diaries or Not So Single Diaries? Drumroll. Not So Single Diaries. Can I get a woo woo? Can I get a woo woo? So I got the nails.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Celebration. Say. Okay, right. Okay, so confession. I have been. She's been having an affair on us no i've been in a relationship i guess not in secret but been keeping it under wraps not making it like official and like putting it out into the universe until now with toby watkins we're gonna get him on the podcast to explain himself because we have questions don't we guys i'm sure yeah you will probably have so many questions i obviously have known yeah yeah so if you say we don't want to give a timeline on how long it's
Starting point is 00:25:36 been going on for but it's been a decent amount of time it's been as long as you guys may have anticipated i know some of you guys saw them yeah quite a lot of you saw us and wrote in we didn't want to comment on it but it wasn't like they were like official because i don't think you wanted to keep going to the podcast i mean like guys we're back together yeah and it not be like something i was very comfortable with telling you guys or like in case something bad happened again and then you had to keep being like oh sorry we're not exactly you just wanted to cement it was quite nice to just keep it also just quite private yeah for a while so yeah that's my big news and we're going to oh obviously he was out in Bali so that's really nice
Starting point is 00:26:15 and then um we're going for a three-day little staycation that'll be lovely I can't wait for that I'm so excited now what's going on with christmas oh and also he got a tattoo big news i don't know if i'm allowed to be saying it's like his first tattoo he feels like a boy that's got more he doesn't last he's not getting any more he said he's like no it's just tattoos he's like aren't for me but i wanted to get this one so go on next day i don't should i let him say it when he comes on and he can show us can we know it's something to do with me it's basically a saying that we always say to each other yes got it a very very very small sweet little in a lovely lovely area it looks almost like melissa's written it as well yeah and i think ideally he would have had me write it because i wanted it to be a surprise so i just had to
Starting point is 00:26:57 oh but we're all just very happy i for one am overjoyed and over the moon i knew it was gonna happen it was only a matter of time yeah right now it's on to you okay hot seat bridal brazilla so much shit is happening guys i've really let it slack i think everything got tick tick ticked and i was like got ages and now she was like there's nothing else yeah i was wrong it's now the invitations are like coming up the thing is look this is i need a lot of pre-warning like i need people to say to you by december we need all the you know the entire brief your invitations it needs to be signed still delivered it needs to be booked but everyone just said to me like oh we don't have to do that yet but no one
Starting point is 00:27:40 gave me a date so when i need to do it right so now it's like nearly mid-december they're like we need to do that next week. They're like, have you done it? And I'm like, no. Yeah. And now I don't, I don't know why,
Starting point is 00:27:49 but I've got this severe, insane pressure. Cause nowadays like invitations are like the big thing. Are they? Yes. Everyone's like, oh my God, did you get a package with like 10 invites in it?
Starting point is 00:27:58 You know, like something for the Friday night. And I'm just like, oh, what do I do? Do I do a chic classical? Do I do it? Also think of the environment. So much wastage goes on stuff like this what do I do do I do a chic classic or do I do a colourful also think of the environment
Starting point is 00:28:05 so much wastage goes on stuff like this this is true I think keep it simple the simpler the better well the one I showed you was not simple and you said you like that
Starting point is 00:28:13 sorry yeah but it's not like a package with like loads of bits coming out like a fucking butterfly flies out of it and thinking of ride things
Starting point is 00:28:19 you know and like the invitation comes yeah I would kind of like that with like a puppy to live with yeah yeah Rebecca's can't be jesus oh the next thing is i need to book and sort my uk you know the official wedding i need to sort the lunch off that because i think that date is and i i think now that's
Starting point is 00:28:38 going to be a special day too because we've got some people who you know are coming to that and it's just going to be made into a really special day i'm so excited so that's me and that's about it all i'm also planning and i've been given a bridesmaid she's got she's got a big role i'm really excited about this it's only at lunch you've already told me what it is oh shit am i meant to keep it a secret yes fuck okay i kind of scrapped that i kind of thought i'm gonna i'm gonna change it up it's gonna be completely different you've got no idea what i'm planning now i'm doing a hen for your bridesmaids for my bridesmaids and then now we're gonna do a london hen for just a couple other people who won't be on the the bridesmaids the bridesmaids yeah and melissa's in charge and
Starting point is 00:29:23 i'm yeah because your sister's doing the abroad with the bridesmaids the bridesmaids yeah and melissa's in charge and i'm yeah because your sister's doing the abroad with the bridesmaids which is like nearest nearest and dearest basically like your sisters right bridesmaids and then i'm in charge of the london one i'm really excited and i told save you what it was this morning and i probably shouldn't have done that so she's like so i'm gonna book this place okay i'm gonna brainstorm some ideas and we've got dinner on thursday so we're gonna discuss the whole thing there yeah and we'll book also i've also booked my flights to the wedding i was so i'm so prepared i've booked everything melissa said to me honestly three months ago if you got all your hair and nails booked in i went not yet melissa she was like i would just get it booked in if i were you get it
Starting point is 00:29:56 all booked in eyebrows nails tan hair cuts fake tan wax i was like nine months away you're joking sophie's wedding is it the full front of my mind every day it's not even my fucking i really need to sort it now come come january boom like i need to get i'm going to parties every day like this is it for me why am i so obsessed with your wedding and obviously you know i'm getting a puppy so we need to ask people names oh yeah wait am i gonna go with you to see the dog yeah okay lovely tapes can come too make a day all right guys i'm great oh i loved it loved it i really i'm gonna give it a seven because like i feel like we need to try some more reds and i'm not that explored with the whole red but that was absolutely wonderful I think if you give a 6.8
Starting point is 00:30:45 it was really nice because it's specific yeah because it wasn't smooth smooth but it was very drinkable I loved it it wasn't like a rich rich one no it was quite light actually
Starting point is 00:30:53 light mind you I just don't know anything about it I don't know anything we need to hear on a wine tour anyway we love you bye guys love you
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