Wednesdays - Our FIRST couples’ holiday: the debrief

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

Tinies…grab your iced coffee and get comfy because Melissa and Ruby are back for a much needed debrief! Fresh off the plane, Melissa and Ruby spill the goss from their Mallorca holiday. Melissa reveals what she REALLY thought of Ruby’s fiance, Gav, after meeting him for the first time…Ruby’s little brother has a new girlfriend, so the girls break down why meeting the older siblings somehow feels SO much scarier than meeting the younger ones. PLUS, they answer the age old question…is it okay to date your friend’s brother? AND, we hear some of the Tiny’s Long Distance Love Letters including one from a One Direction superfan #1DForever Enjoy the episode xGot a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Insta @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail] | @wednesdayspodcastTikTok | @wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail] CREDITSProducer: Faye Lawrence Assistant Producer: Issy Weeks-HankinsVideo: Lizzie McCarthySenior Social Media Manager: Laura CoughlanSocial Media Executive: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Tiny's. We're back with another episode of Wednesdays. Coming up, we've got all of this. Oh my God, I do actually have some news. I'm so happy slash relieved. It got so heated that his neighbour even filed a noise complaint. Melissa Tatum, hello. Hello. Hello, guys.

Hi, guys. We're back and brown to go. We've just been chatting about our outfits. We're kind of in sync today. We're in sync. You're in all neutrals. It looks so chic and I love it. And I'm just like quite deathly all in black.

And she's all in black with these absolutely stunning flip thoughts on. 10 10 and this new bag we can't travel we can't we can't possibly right but it's really I went to get this pedicure in like this random Greek island I was in like Paris or somewhere when I say I was desperate like toenails were like it was like chipped that shitty pedicure do you remember in they were sludged oh my god I went there and I spent a fortune that was in London before I went away I spent a fortune on this pedicure and they just like it hadn't cured properly was it gel it was like too yeah it was like a sheer gel I wanted something really but I didn't want like a thick gel

and they were like this is a really nice colour it didn't dry properly and then I came out and it was like smudged completely I went back they redid them smudged again and I was like I can't so I went away with like smudged toast which is devastating because Ruby one thing

about Ruby's halleas are always immaculate specifically the toenails I always just have to have my feet done and I was so like it bothered me but I was like it is what it is at this point and you got them redone in power so I'm going to go for a really nice like off white cream get back to Gab

I'm like, oh, I just got my toes on. He goes, love it, grey. And I'm like, no, I didn't want grey toes. I hate it and voice. And I'm like, completely just said the wrong shit. The completely just was like, love it, grey. And I'm like, no, no, it's cream. He goes.

It is, I will say there is a twinge of grey. But you know what? So funny, because I didn't see grey until he said it. I did not see grey. And now all I can see is grey toes. You know what? It's like it's white with a someone's dropped a smidge of black paint in there mixed in. So it's got this undertone of grayish.

Men just sometimes like, it was last thing. He was thought loving the grey tone. Love them. I love them so much. I love the grey. Love them. Grey toes. And then he goes, grey toes are in now.

Oh my God. You know what is in? What? French pedicure. French little tippies. French on the toes. So my friend Libby's has done this forever and ever and ever. You used to do it.

Yeah, I don't know why. Before it was a trend, and I feel like it's now back. I'm going to do the next time. Same. I've got booked in for Monday, a French pedicure, and I'm fucking fast. Where are you going? I just go to Townhouse. Do you know what?

I might book him with you. Maybe we can have a Petty together. I love Townhouse. I'm going at like 9 something in the morning. I'll tell you. Okay, let me know. I just think Townhouse is really good because it's really clean, and now they do biab on the toenails, which guys... We'll last you forever.

It's such a hat because, like, when I would get gel on the toenails, I mean, fingernails, I just completely leave. and like they've never looked better and they just grow and grow and grow. They look so healthy. And never break. But on the toenails, I find if like my, on my big toe, right, if I do really, we do so much walking, it will snap and it's really annoying. So I need something really hard on there. And now they've started to do biab on the toenails. And I'm like, oh my God, that's changed the game.

This is last to me ages. Other than the fact that it grows out, they don't snap and they don't break. I actually really like a dark toe too. I just panicked and on it for black. They didn't have like, I like, I like a dark red. Yeah, I know you do. You love like deep wine red. Yeah, they didn't love it. I don't have it. Which is devastating.

But you'll look gorgeous with a French tippy. It's so chic. French tip. It's giving bridal as well actually. French tip is giving quite brides. It's also because I've got my engagement party which cry you can't come to because it's like the day after you leave. But the shoes that I'm wearing are like they're like lace but you can see through them. So like the black toenail wasn't the vibe. No, no, you need to do. Oh, so you'll have the French tip for that. I'm kind of having like an engagement

sort of lunch on Saturday Oh my God she is Do you know what I'd arrange this before Let's talk about this What are you going to wear? I've actually arranged Because I'm obviously in London For a short period of time

I was like I'm going to do a girls lunch Nothing I wasn't engaged at this point So it was just a girl's summer lunch I was like London in the sun It's an excuse to get everyone together I want to get dressed up And I want to see all my mates So planned this lunch

And then happened to get engaged And now I feel like it's a bit of a slight engagement summer celebration too And I've got actually got a friend of Sophie doing all the cards for everyone. I would love for her to do that for my wedding. And it was quite fun actually because I had to write a few notes on everyone for her to then obviously write the poem.

And it was quite fun like doing it. And Charlotte Tilbury are doing like gift box for everyone and like it's just going to be a cute girly day with both my brothers. Oh my gosh. This is always, Ruby's birthday is always the same. It's always girls and then her brothers come. It's so fun.

Always just girls and then my two brothers are just there. But I'm going to wear. No, tell me. I think I'm going to wear. Well, I was either going to wear that. chocolate brown dresser all yesterday potentially. Absolutely. Which I thought was quite cute with a little black, like a mule heel.

Chanel. They're not actually Chanel there's Aura. Horrifying. Hot out of death, don't say that word around you. How can it not be Chanel? No, and all I was going to wear this, or I was going to wear, I don't really know if it's the vibe, but I've got this like dark red jumpsuit that I've just not worn.

Some strong candidates there. Okay, then perfect. I'm going to wear, I want to wear colour. I don't want to wear like a black dress. No, fine, because I feel like it's summer, let's make the most of being able to do a bit. I don't like the idea of wearing white, but I just didn't have anything. I don't want to buy anything new. Actually, talking about dresses, I'm going with you on Friday for my bridesmaid fitting.

Oh my God, I know. I can't wait. So exciting. I can't believe. And the next wedding I'm going to is yours. Is it? No, actually, it's a lie. Tamis.

I've got two other ones. I thought it sounded really good being like you. I've got one in with Gab in November and Australia. in Nusa. We're flying to Nusa. Is that like an island? It's like a, I've never been, it looks stunning. Okay.

Friend of his and then I've got Tomey's in September. What about yours? We haven't, do you know what? We haven't got anywhere with that? We haven't really got anywhere. We're doing 2028 though. Please don't do 2029. That's just ridiculous.

We're going to do 2028. Anyway, enough wedding chat. I'm honestly like, I feel fatigued of talking about wedding stuff. Also, there's nothing going on. Yeah, yeah. Same with me. There's nothing to cover. I agree.

Like, you sort of do quite a lot of. work and you just have this like lull. Yeah. I'm going to go and do a site visit there next week, which I'm buzzing about. That would be fun. With Tobes. No. He's like, you can do that way else. When he says by myself, I'm going to go with my wedding planner, my mom. Nice. I just want to like go through and like re-visualized stuff. I totally get that. Going with fresh eyes. Yeah. And just like now you know like, okay, right, just like how the day will unfold. It's like quite fun to then see it. It's just like, I think it's just good. And you know what's been helping so much, which is going to save you, chatGBT.

Oh. Okay, everyone raves about chatGBT. Do I, am I missing something? Have you not got it? I like, well, I use it for cooking more than anything. I am mortified that you don't have. I don't have it. Do I need to get it as in the app?

Yes. Because I just go on to Google Chrome and I put chat DVD in. Oh my God, after this, I'm going to make you do it and you have to pay for premium. Okay, that's fine. I don't know how people got married before Chatchabuti. Wow. I don't know how they moved house before Chat Chabu-T. I don't know how they did anything.

So I've got like, wedding, I've got like ceremony and I have like a little endometriosis one where I put more info and like it tracks my cycle. I have it on my laptop hand on my phone. Wow. You've actually got quite a lot going on Tim. Yeah. I don't know there's anything else to add on the chat. Okay, I'm going to download it the minute we're done. I'm going to download it and I'm going to chat to chat. So I don't know if your dad does this maybe because you live in London it's not quite the same thing. But I feel like it's like something that will die out with us because of like like, not chatty-but-t, but because of like sat-nabs and shit, right?

Whenever I go home, play around its house. To your parents. Which is like Hampshire. Whenever I go to Toby's parents, wherever I go anywhere, my dad's like, the first thing is, is just straight down the M3, yeah? Then you came off on the A something, something, and then straight down the link. I'm like, I don't fucking know. He's followed the sat-nav.

It's such a dad thing. But it's like so ingrained in them because I think they had to read maths. The yellow pages. I remember, is it called off the MAP. Do you know, no, it's the AA. They print off all these pages. from the AA. The yellow pages is a phone book.

Yeah, but they probably had to find the address through the yellow pages. It's the A to Z. I remember my mom driving us when we were younger, pulling over with the A to Z map. I remember it and being like, oh, it's right left, right?

It's so annoying. But that's why they remember all these roads. Oh, you're sweet. Dad. The M3 and then two lefts and then you were here. It's like the M3 and then straight down the A3. It's always the A3. Are we all going the same way?

It's always A3, the M3. When I live in Somerset, It was straight down the A3-033, right past Stonehenge. Or did you go right to Lark Hill and avoid Stonehenge? It's always so easy because it's only down the A3. Do you what I mean? It's so easy. Yeah, just straight down the A3.

Straight down the A3. I'm honestly like, I couldn't tell you. I just followed Apple Maps. And it's like a real shame. And it was always like such a big deal. I remember like, oh, darling, I've just got to print off the A.A. The route planner. And then fuck, I run out of ink.

And then it was all like a palava. And then like, how are we going to get there? the pulling over on the side of the road. Pulling over. I remember the pulling over. I don't know how anyone got anywhere. I don't know how anyone did anything. And do you remember like we'd bring everyone on the landline? No one has a landline anymore.

The landline was quite useful because you know you'd always, it was almost like a doorbell. Yeah. But you'd always pretty much get someone to pick up the phone. And also why would you answer it with your phone number? Oh, I go, Melissa Tatum, hello. Would you? I was ingrained to do that as dial. Well, in your family home?

Yeah. Now they say absolutely don't do that because identity theft. Yeah. Identity theft. Like, you shouldn't do it. But I used to do that. I loved the landline ringing. You never knew who it was.

Because now you see the... Do they? That's sweet. I think most old houses, like, we'll have a landline. Thank God I don't have a landline. Because it would be just quite annoying people would get hold of your number all the way long. At least on your phone it goes like suspected spam or whatever. How many...

I get a lot of spam calls. I do too. And I feel like they're getting more and more. I remember when I used to work at a modeling agency, we used to have to... We'd have international girls come in for like three months in London. My job was bang out the work. But I had to get them in front of clients. So I had to make appointments for them, right?

And I would have to pick up the phone and call brands and be like, I've got this great girl. You're going to love her. Please see her tomorrow, 9.15 a.m. Like, literally, it was the worst thing ever. And did you have a certain amount. You'd have to tick up. We'd have to, like, have three appointments a day. And it would be like you'd sell, like, you're trying to sell this girl to this, like, I just, I hate speaking on the phone.

phone. Do you? Like I don't, with my friends it's fine, but like if I don't know you, like a work call like kind of gives me anxiety. That's because of you having that. Yeah, I think so. Like the phone sometimes gives me, like the phone call thing sometimes gives me anxiety. It used to give me anxiety and I don't know why. Now I does it. Now I will call anyone and anyone that will pick up phone to me. I'm a cold caller. Like I will just, I honestly, it's, I, you know why it's because I fucking hate email. Yeah, I'm not an email gal. I hate them. They get lost. I never see them. Yeah, I know. If I do see them, it's two weeks later and I don't know what we were talking about.

Who are you? What was this? I either need WhatsApp or a phone call. I'm the same. Or I message, fine. I message, yeah. That was devastating. My bank used to WhatsApp.

No, they don't. Oh, no. Security reasons. Fine. I thought WhatsApp was quite safe. Same. I thought it was all encrypted and everything. Me too.

Oh my God, I do actually have some news. Oh, my really not big news until I made into it. So my youngest brother Louis has a girlfriend. And she's coming on Saturday. It's my lunch. Who is she? He's only 20. Isn't Louis like 20?

Yeah, he's only 20. She's a year older than him. She's 21. Good for him. I would never, in all seriousness, ever have a problem with any of my friends dating my brother, and I know a lot of people would. But I would be chuffed if one of my good friends

was going to be in the family felt. I'd be that perfect. Yeah, how great. I already like her. Yeah, I agree. She's a great gal. I've already made that judgment and approval myself off because she's my friend. I actually have a girlfriend who has a brother and her best friend

is dating her brother and she finds it weird. She's like, she finds it a bit strange and she was telling me she was like, I think because there was a bit of secrecy going on with one of them not wanting to tell her now it's all out in the open but I feel like she, I think it's all about how you go about things and like I would also think it would be so fun. I'd be like, oh my God, like we're going to be even closer and you're like, like, you're just going to be here all the time, like perfect. Also, like family holidays. How fun? Great. Christmas. Oh my God, it would just be so much fun. I agree. I don't know why people have such issues with it. I feel like also big brothers have problems with. Do we know anyone that has to happen with? I feel like... An older brother normally

always will have a problem with one of his mates dating the younger sister. But I'm also like, why? If they're your friend, they're surely a great guy. I agree. I thank God we don't have any older brothers that are annoying like that. We don't. Also quite fun when you're like at school and your brother's, like, got, like, his uni friends over and you're like, yeah. So, not that I ever had that. But, like, I can imagine it was really fun. When you've got, like, an older brother, like, I used to be jealous of being at school and,

like, some of my friends would have older brothers that would just pick them up with their mates. And I'd be like, oh. She's, like, yeah, with older boys, so fast. And they'd be, like, two years older, but that would feel like a lifetime older. Yeah. You always wanted what you didn't have, like, I just always wanted an old brother. I actually. I did, really badly.

I wanted the vibes of, like, that. like the friends of an older brother, but I didn't actually crave having an older brother. Because also they can be them really overprotective and I think it's a bit of a nightmare. True, I agree. Like trying to bring a boyfriend home to an older brother that's like really like match him and like not welcoming. That's difficult. I agree. But a younger sibling is so much easier.

Yeah, so much easier. Also so much easier for like the person you're dating. So like Toby only has older brothers but like they're so such babes. But if he had younger siblings, it would be so much more chill for me. Yeah, it would be a different dynamic. Why is that? I know that a year younger, it automatically disarms you. Yeah, it does.

When they're older, you're like, I better behave myself. Yeah, but I've got to be on the best form. What is that about? Does Gab have an older or younger? Gav has one older brother who's lovely. It's the two of them. How much older? Four years.

Oof. You were shitting yourself when you met him. I was like, I was actually a bit nervous because I also know he really looks up to his brother and, like, speaks very highly of him. They're very close. like there's a lot of love. And you know when you're just like, I think it's like a natural thing. I'm like, I felt the need to impress. Did you? Yeah. How did we do that? It feels like a bit more like chill now, but like a year ago or whenever when I first met him, I was like, I was nervous.

Whereas if the brother was younger, I probably would feel more like, a bit more authoritative maybe. A hundred percent. It just puts you in this more like confident position. I don't know why that is. I think it's probably ingrained in us. Respect your elders. Yeah, I think it is. From when we went to school. Yeah. Terrifying. Okay, guys, so I brought back my cute scrapbook Tim and Timothy's memories that Tim very tiny made me. I actually have a look at this quite regularly. And we've got some photos here from our holiday.

We need to make sure that we do that. The two tini's. The two tini's. Take on me or okay. Rick and rickety. Rick and rickety take on the four seasons. Okay, I'm going to give this a while. Are you going to cut and stick?

I feel like I'm ruining the photo. I'm just going to chop chop. Oh, I'm cutting Toby and Gab now. We're cutting Toby and Gav. They got on really well, didn't they? They got on so well. I was so excited for Gav to meet Toby. Guys, Gav's such a chiller.

He's a chiller, isn't he? He's just such an Aussie chiller. Like, he was way more Australian than I thought he was going to be. But he didn't say good-day. Do you know what? When we walk around, like, wherever we are on holiday, he'll like walk up to people. Like, we'll be in a hotel and they'll be like, morning. And he'll be like, good-eye, mine.

Oh, my God, so cool. Good-good-a. It's so. He might be like, good-day. He didn't, which upset me, because I was ready for the good day. He's a chiller, my Gabby. Like, he's not stressed, like, irate. Oh, God, no.

Like, he's a calm soul. He's so chilled. And you know what? You can tell he's very disciplined. Oh, my God, he's so disciplined. So the first day we met, we had, like, a couple of bolese, some beers, whatever. And then we carried on drinking when we went up to the pool. We actually drank quite a lot, but I wasn't that drunk.

No. I think we also, like, we had food. And we did it in the day. Yeah. And you never feel as bad. because you can kind of sleep it off. Then the next day, no drinking, because we then went for dinner again the next night.

He was saving himself for the wedding. But also, Gav, like, he's quite good at, like... She's really pristicking and it's so fun to a lot. He's pretty good at being like, yeah, I'm just going to have, like, three days off. I'm just, like, not going to drink for a few days. I'm so impressed. And I'm like, why?

You're on your own. I'm on my own. But he is just a very disciplined human. And he is just so nice and so chill He's so lovely You guys are so well suited Do you think? It's actually so nice

Because when we were upstairs We're a few rosé's deep At this point Melissa was like He is just so wonderful I'm so happy for you And that meant so much to me You just deserve it so much

I have any one Like we've had a rocky road And this is just like I'm so Happy slash relieved Yeah yeah I think there's a lot of That all round

You've just found this wonderful man I'm like Oh my it's just fantastic It's been a one whirlwind. Honestly, like, I have to kind of catch my breath at times and realizing that we're actually getting married and I've met someone that I'm going to spend my life with who is such an amazing human. I feel very lucky. And, like, it just feels really easy. That's kind of how it should feel. And, like, but in all the right ways, but not boring, but just easy. Yeah. Which is sometimes

a shock to the system when you've had toxic relationships. You're like, your nervous system's, like, ready for the toxic ups and downs. And then it doesn't happen. And you're like, oh, okay, this is actually what stable relationships meant to be like. Yeah. I do think you have to go through the toxic relationship so to like appreciate normality a little bit. Do you know what? I honestly don't like I look back and think that I could have definitely done things differently but I don't have like big regrets. I think everything led me to where I am now and to appreciate who I've got now and how great he is and how much we work together and I think if I hadn't explored or you know dated X, Y and Z then I don't know if I'd naturally feel as grateful. Maybe. Yeah, it's true. And also I feel like it's all

lessons and like, you know, it makes you who you are. It does. It shapes us. It does. For sure. So I can't. And also I can't go back and change time. And there are moments where I wish I had, but I can't. So I'm like, I've just got to like. Yeah. You just got to be a piece of the past. Yeah, it doesn't help that like it's all over the Dalavit. It doesn't. People don't let you forget it. Because no one ever spots me. So no one watched it. I mean. We were going to go to Capri as a four? No, we were going to go to Capri as four, but then the dates just didn't align.

We were going to have something else over that weekend, but also like, we were like, we've got to save our pennies, no. But we're going to do a trip, the four of us next summer. We will. And I'm going to lock in... We're going to go on the yacht. Hopefully the yacht happens again.

We'll see. See how the year goes. See how many houses we sell this year. Right. We need that market to just boom. Boom. But if a. boat doesn't happen. We'll do it. We'll do a trip. It's a holiday.

Do a lovely holiday. The four of us. It's good that Gavin loves Europe. Gavin loves Europe. I wonder if you convince him just move to Europe. I know. It comes over for a while. Yeah, he does. It's a good long chunk of time. Yeah. So we'll plan next summer the four of us and then we can add to this.

Do you want to see the York page? Oh my God, sweet. Cutting them out into a different shape, guys. If your scrapbooking makes all the difference. It really does. There's actually another page here. Like we could just put the lunch that I'm having on Saturday here. Engagement lunch and write on that here. And it really is just a book full of memories. And we can put like the bridesmaids.

Yeah. Address in there. Yeah. So fun. Right. So we're doing Love Letter to Long Distance Besties. This is like hit a little part of my heart actually because I get that it's hard being so far from your friends. So we want to celebrate all the tinies with long distance besties.

We've asked you all to send a little bit. your love letters to celebrate those friendships that stand the test of time and the long distance. Okay, so letter number one. Hi, girlies, loved you both on M.C. I have to write a love letter to my beautiful friend, Keisha, who is technically my second cousin, but she did something so amazing recently that I'd just have to give her a shout-out. My ex-boyfriend was half American, so he lived over here with his dad and then spent summers in California with his mum.

After four years of what I thought was a really happy relationship, he cheated on me while he was in L.A. I was angry, heartbroken and feeling every emotion going. It just so happened that a week later, Keisha was going on holiday to LA. She was furious about the whole situation especially because she was the one who introduced us in the first place. So to get revenge, she printed off loads of photos of him with the word cheetah in big, bold letters and completely covered his front door on them. God, I love you, Keisha. Oh, God, I love it.

It's bringing back the old school, like, let's just stick up a poster and humiliate you. Yeah. I later heard through a mutual friend that his mum saw the posters when she was dropping something around at his flat and completely laid into him on his doorstep. It got so heated that his neighbour even filed a noise complaint. This honestly made my day from when I heard it and made me love my best friend a million times more.

Lots of love from Angie. Oh my God, that's amazing. Oh my God, that's so good. What did she say her best friend's name was? Sasha. Printing off all those signs, sticking them on. Like, I'm here for it. Reminds me of Samantha in Sex and the City.

She goes and does that about Dick. Oh. Was his name Dick? Richard. Richard. Well, I love that and like good riddance to whoever he was. Absolutely. And you know what?

The fact that his, there's nothing better than like just feeling like, the mum finding out and then he had a noise complaint. Like that's just calm working in a really great way. A forced bit of karma there, which we appreciate. I love that. Right. This is a long one. Hi, Ruby and Melissa.

Shout out to my oldest friend, Summer. Sweetness. Summer and I've been best friends since primary school. We were 11 when her family moved to Sydney, which was honestly devastating at the time. But we never lost touch. We would MSN and Skype each other all the time. So when Summer got tickets to see one direction in Sydney for her birthday in 2013, I was at home in the UK, heartbroken, watching her text come through like a woman possessed and trying not to cry in my pillow. So funny, I like, a boy band. Just take over the world. genuinely would like get the hearts, like, powerful stuff. At the concert, which was obviously amazing, Zane threw a handkerchief into the crowd. I loved him.

And Summer caught it. She actually caught it and took it home. You cannot believe how jealous I was. Zane was always my favorite One Direction Boy. Who, my favorite, I don't really think I had one. I wasn't that one direction. Mine was Zane. I wasn't.

No. I didn't find either than that fit. Now I'm older, I think Harry Starr's. is hotter, but I didn't get it at the time. I don't, I don't sure I still quite get it. Yeah. He's not like unattractive, but I'm not like... There's something cool.

There's something cool. There is something cool, but like... He's better than the others. He has a cult following. Like, people lose their minds over him. I'm more of a Justin Bieber sort of look. I really, really, really loved Justin fancied him so much. He's hot.

I liked one direction, but I was never like as Gun Hoey Fanny. I just wasn't. There was no tingles there. No. Anyway, three weeks later. There was a package at my door. I opened it and inside there was the handkerchief. Summer had bowel wrapped it and put it in a little box and posted it all the way from Sydney.

Oh my, your new. I can't. That also would have been really hard for her to do because Crow really loved it. Oh. I honestly cried so hard. And 13 years later, we're both now 27. Still have the hangar cheek pride and place in my bookcase. Summer jokes that we should sell in and slit the money, but I'm honestly never letting go of it.

It's my most prize possession. Thank you for giving Summer a shout out. Love Florence. Oh my God, I love these. That is precious. Like, I honestly just think that female friendships, like, a soul filling. Like, they are so special. And they also think that they fill, they fill you up in a way, in a different way to your romantic partner.

And I'm a good hundred percent, of course they do. They're very important. I just love my friends. I do. I love them and I love you. I'm going to post your handkerchief so you know how much I love you. Same. Oh my God, that's actually amazing.

That's so sweet. Not to be weird, but I would love to know what it smells like, does it smell like his perfume? Yeah, because I wonder what he smells like. He had a baby with Gigi Hadeed. Fucking out. I forgot about that. Yeah.

Kai, she's five. I bet she's so cute. They've actually never shown her face. She's so cute. Gigi Hidid is probably the most beautiful. He broke her heart. He left her. You know, he's gone and said that he didn't even love her,

which is fucking mental. Wild. He's never been in love, is what he. He's never been in love. You always have love for her, but he's never been in love. I'm like, I would be distraught. Sorry, just, just, just, even if that's true, like, just shut up. Yeah, just shut up.

Don't fucking say that. We've got a child together. Now my poor Kai is going to hear you saying that and be like, why didn't you love me? Yeah, which is really unfair. So dumb. I agree. Also, a lie. Like, just such a lie.

Yeah, yeah. Why are you lying? Obviously you were in love with her. She is the most beautiful girl in the world as well as also being so nice. There's this girl that I know who did. the Victoria's Secret Runway, she was like, the Hiddie sisters were so nice. Like, so friendly, so polite, so welcoming. She was like, they were just like the kindest girls ever.

So now I'm like, love, love them. And Bella's got that cowboy boyfriend. No, they're breaking out. She's just cool too. She is quite cool. So cool. She's very, like, fairy and whimsical. I think she's, like, beautiful.

I know. Well, they both go. They both are. As is Gucci. Hence, that's quite amazing. I don't know how we go on to that. No, I don't know. Oh, Dane.

One Direction. Anyway. I'm not a big one direction. I'm not really either. I don't really like their music. I was more of a Robbie Williams guy. I loved Will Young. It's more our generation, that's why.

I loved Will Young. He would perform on top of the pop so get really excited. Like, Will Young was great. What was his great song? Leave right now. Yeah, I loved it. Far. Leapy Deba.

Free music just a fountain of knowledge. Kai, five. Sorry. She can name every celebrity's child and age. I pay for the Daily Mail Plus. No, you fuck it. And you don't pay for Chats GPT. You are mental.

I pay £1.99 a week so I can read the Daily Mail articles. I've never been on the Daily Mail really. I read them. It makes me really fucking anxious. It reminds me of being a video show. It makes me so anxious and I can't go anywhere near it. I'm never in the mail. So it's got nothing to do with me.

I'm like... But I find that they're always like a big title. and then the rest of it doesn't really say that much. Am I wrong? It says a lot more when you pay for the subscription. Oh, does it? I get all my news from TikTok. Yeah, yeah, fair.

I cannot believe you pay for now. I know, I'm a psycho. That's it for today's episode. We're going to be back on Friday to answer all of your dilemmas. While you're here, please make sure you're subscribed to our YouTube channel at Wednesday's podcast. And you can follow us at Wednesday's podcast. Love you. Bye. Bye. Love you.