Wednesdays - The next James Bond & an EMBARRASSING Made in Chelsea moment

Episode Date: October 13, 2026

Tinies… this week we are talking nipples and Bond, James Bond 🍸Ruby is booked and busy, and back from the most gorgeous London wedding, with ALL the behind-the-scenes tea. And with wedding bells on the brain, are Ruby and Melissa feeling ready to walk down the aisle themselves? 👀ALSO, who is going to be the next James Bond? The girls get into their top picks and reveal who they definitely DON’T want to see as the next 007.PLUS, it’s National No Bra Day, and we all know it’s sooo hard to find a good bra… The girls share their go-to recommendations and give their honest verdict on the infamous SKIMS nipple bra.AND of course, we finish by Spilling The Tea With Tim. One Tiny made out with an OG Geordie Shore member… but was he actually a good kisser?Got some tea of your own to spill? Email us or slide into our DMs!Love you. Enjoy xInstagram | @wednesdayspodcastTikTok | @wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail] For Boobs.Take a Moment for You. Feel. Look. Check.This October, Candy Kittens & JamPot is going Big for Boobs - teaming up with Paloma Faith and CoppaFeel!, the UK's only breast cancer awareness charity for young people, to turn checking your chest into something you actually remember to do. Text 'CHECK' to 82228 for your free monthly reminder.Find our limited-edition Wild Strawberry and Treets charity packs in all major retailers and online. Every bag you buy helps raise awareness and donates towards the fight against breast cancer, so your sweet treat goes even further. Then visit CoppaFeel.org to get to know your chest. Taking a moment to check could save your life.THE CREDITSProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Issy Weeks-HankinsVideo: Sean DeveaneySenior Social Media Manager: Laura CoughlanSocial Media Executive: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Tynies, welcome back to Wednesdays, coming up. So skims do these nipple bras. Yes, I've got one. I feel like you can see my nipples all the time anyway. Practicality-wise, when do I put on the nipple bra? Not a lot. Did you ever hear that story when we were younger about the girl with the nipple first? Oh my God, who is going to be the new James one?

They should put a vote to the public. And at least... They can involve us. Yeah, and also then when everyone's upset about it, they can be like, well, you guys picked it. Yeah. It's on you. It is. It's martini sign. Our favourite time of day.

How was your weekend? How was the wedding? It was so great. So this C.C. London, she's the one that lives in Australia that you see all the time. She's, yeah, see her all the time. I really like her. So nice. She has flown in for four days for the wedding. She must be fucking wrecked. My friend has flown from Australia for the weekend for the wedding.

She must be wrecked. I think she's wrecked. It was also like, we had a big weekend. Friday night she did the legal wedding, the big, long boozy dinner. Saturday was the wedding. Big long boozy dinner. So what happened on Saturday when it was the wedding? Did she like walk down the aisle again?

She walked down the... So, no. No. No. Sorry. Friday, walked down the aisle, registry office. Legality, got wedding. Got wedding. Got wedding. Got married. Got married. Got married. Got married. Got married. And then Saturday. It was actually a really nice morning. Like she was in really good spirits. Like it was very calm. There was like a very calm atmosphere. I've been to weddings in the past where like that morning has not been so calm. So all the girls got there at like 6.30 in the morning. She provided hair and makeup for everyone, which was really nice. Her mom was there. There was like flowing champagne. I got there for about 10-ish. I have such phone. And it was so fun. We were all in like cute little PJ outfits. Like it was really cute. And we got her a gift and we gave her her present.

What was I gift? We've all chipped in and we bought her a necklace. And then we did like photos and TikToks for a while. It's so funny because I think back in the day like that just wouldn't be part of a wedding morning. No. So now you don't schedule it in. Now you have to schedule three hours of social media. She'll have three hours?

No, it wasn't three hours. Stop. I need to know for my wedding schedule. I would give yourself more time than you think. Isn't surely an hour's enough to do a TikTok If you want to do two TikToks Quite fun An hour's enough

An hour's enough But then she was in photography for a while The morning Photos with her mum Photos with her sisters Getting that out of the way The solo shots She then had big pictures with all of us

So we had photographs for most of the morning And then like before I knew it It was like 2.30 The morning went very quickly And then everyone started arriving at 3 What are they arriving to? There's no ceremony Because that already happens

They're arriving to a cocktail hour. Gorgeous. But she's not anywhere to be seen. So she comes down. Maybe like we were... Oh, is it the steps they came down? And she does like a grand, like her and Rob do like this big. Yes.

The video on my story of her and Rob walking down the steps was like the first look. She then greets everyone. So they probably didn't come down to about 45 minutes after everyone arrives. So like we're all drinking champagne. We're reaching. We're mingling. We're having a lovely time. So cool.

So, um, Tamey and Rob then come down, do their big entrance. See everyone. greet everyone. and then we go upstairs and that was the beautiful dining room with all those candles. I loved it. Guys, there was no flowers in sight.

Every photo I was like so fucking cool. This will be featured in a magazine or something because it's so different. It's a whole new take on a London wedding, English wedding. It was the most beautiful visually wedding I'd ever seen. And you know what I like about it? She's split her whole wedding over two days.

She's not just done the wedding date and then a night one and a day two. It's been like two full days of wedding. Yeah. But there was also all this like draping in the venue. It was so Parisian. Like it was such a sunny day. You had these like shots of like light coming through like the glass up here.

Was it me as Sylvia doing the drapes? I don't actually know who was doing the drapes. But like it was, I remember walking in and like catching my breath. Like I've been to some amazing weddings but this was just so like. So different. Not what you would expect. Not what I would expect. She also wore a really cool.

Oh my God. She was cool girl. Her shoes on the first night. I literally screenshot them. and reverse giggle them a search immediately. I was like, you can't get them anymore. But I was like, they are so cool. So cool. So then we all sit down and we're served to dinner. This is like, okay, so bear in mind, we all, it started at three. I would say cocktails was, cocktails for for an hour. Then we probably went upstairs at like 4.30.

Nice. Sat down to eat for five. And there were speeches. What was the food? She had. Did you get to choose? No. I like that. I like that. It's just been taken out of my hands. Yeah. We also. Yeah. So, so. For a starter, we had like raw tuna. Tuna, ginger. It was like a tuna tartar. It was really good. For a Maine, we had beef, fillet, lovely. Roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding. Like a Sunday roast. Such an English vibe. I love it. And then we got a ice cream sheet and you can pick your Sunday flavors. And they had this like ice cream cart going around. Oh my God. That's so cool. With like soft served. And then you like pick like vanilla chocolate or strawberry and then all your toppings.

That is so cool. It was so cool. And it was fun. And it was like interactive. Did she have a wedding planner? Yes, James. He was so nice. He's great. Also like obviously has exquisite taste. Has exquisite taste.

She also like made merch. Did you see that? So you all left with like... Did she get it from the go too? I don't know who she got it from but you like you leave with merch like plates, like slippers, t-shirts being like Robin T-Homi. It was just like even the plates that we ate off had like the wedding date embroidered in. Like it was so cool.

And then we walked downstairs after we'd all eaten. and there was like a dance floor. It was like all on different layers. Like, it was so great. That's fucking cool. It is interesting going to weddings now. Like I look at things in a different eye. Like thinking about my own wedding and like being in the midst of trying to plan a wedding,

that you like take on board things that you probably wouldn't. I will also say this wedding is the most unique way of doing things I've ever seen. It was beautiful. I'm going to run you through. A very modern chic way of doing a wedding. I always knew she is, I don't want to say untraditional because I feel like. I feel like that makes it sound like really quirky and I wouldn't say she's really quirky. But I knew that there would be, I knew it wouldn't be a traditional wedding.

And I knew that there would be elements to it that would be like kind of cool and kind of like not very stereotypical. Friday night she did the legal wedding, big long boozy dinner. Saturday was the wedding. I definitely feel like going to weddings now. I'm thinking about things I wouldn't have necessarily thought about. I'm getting a lot of inspiration. I feel like I'm Pinteresting. Mentressing at the moment.

I also have to think like, what would work. That all worked for London. Do you know what I mean? I don't necessarily, like, I feel like each country has a different vibe and like we're not having a traditional, not the husband's traditional, we're not having an English wedding. So I feel like I kind of have to think about different things. Watch this be like the new trend. Yeah. The new way to do a wedding. So you have like ceremony and dinner with like closies the night before and the next day you have like a whole reception dance floor vibe. So good, so vibey. Like she come in to a, a song?

She came into... At dinner. She came into Love Story. So fun. Like, bottling up that moment of Love Story when she walked in and like everyone, like, everyone did, everyone did the napkin thing too and it was just like, so magic.

And it's just so girly and like sweet. Oh my God. And then she changed into this incredible. I saw the shorty, is that from wider or after really? It was like floor length. But was it like corset vibes? Is it sparkly? Weirder?

Do you remember the name of the thing? Yes, I think it's that. Why? DeHareft. I think it's Vida Haft. So cool. She also just like gives cool girl. Like she rocked everything so well.

She does. Like she wore a two, like her wedding dress was essentially like a skirt and a top. Yeah, it was. But also I feel like being at a wedding like, I was there and I was like, you know what? I can't wait to get married.

Really? Yeah, it did make me think like, oh my God, like I'm really excited. Not that I haven't been, but like seeing it all and like being part of that like experience with her. Like I just felt like over the last few years, like I was at, like, before I was with Gab, I was at weddings and I just like,

you couldn't imagine it. I couldn't imagine it. I felt so far removed from that situation. Yeah. To the point I was like, I actually don't even know if this is what happened or like, want a wedding. It's funny how you convince yourself, but you don't want things. But like, obviously I did. And now it's like, oh my God, I'm so excited. Oh, how good. You're next. You're the next one, Tim. Yeah. You're that she's the next wedding. Am I? For you. I've got two more weddings this year. Who's getting married? One of my best friends.

Oh, you've got the wedding in December? Yeah, and then another one in December in Valdezare. Nice. Wow, that will be fun wedding. Really fun wedding. How is that? I never had like a mountain range wedding before. Really cool.

Really cool. Oh my God, who is going to be the new James Bond? It's been the topic of a conversation the whole weekend. Who do we think? I, apparently it might be the guy from Slow Horses, which I love Slow Horses and I really like him in Slow Horses, but I just don't know if he's Bond. He is fair.

Theo James would have been fucking good. He actually would have been really. I didn't think of that. He won't. He said in an interviewer, so it never would have. Why? Because he just makes you so famous. But like in the wrong way and like you're so pigeonholed.

You'll just always be James Bond. It's like Harry Potter. He will always just be Harry Potter to me, Daniel Craig. This is the problem with us as human beings. Not Daniel. We just like, once we've like, we're for. familiar with someone like that's who they are forever. I know.

We need to open our minds more maybe. I wish Theo would have just said yes. I know. He would be perfect. He would be perfect. He just gives James Bond. He gives like British seriousness. I know. I know.

He would have been really good. Like, kind of Aaron Taylor Johnson. Like, no one's going to be happy with who it is. And apparently they will announce it by the end of the year. We just don't know. Such a long time to wait. Such a long time to wait. I will be like, I think.

A little bit disappointed if it's the slow horses guy. Same. Just because I don't see him as James Bond at all. I agree. Although I do really love him as an actor and I think he's fantastic. I agree. It's not James Bond for me. But I'm sure if he was James Bond I would like...

You would watch it and like... You also just become used to it, like, don't you? 100%. I think we will become so sort of protective and like think that we will have like the right to like be so opinionated on these things. I know it's so funny. Like actually it's nothing to do with that. It's nothing to do with us.

I did read something that the writer was like whoever, the person that they've picked, everyone will be disappointed. It's true. I was like, oh, God, the pressure. So who decides this, just the casting people? I don't know. Yeah, neither do I.

It's a very good question. They should put a vote to the public's and at least... They can involve us. Yeah, and also then when everyone's upset about it, they can be like, well, you guys picked it, so... Yeah, it's on you. It is. That would be a really good idea.

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and what's normal for you. Oh, National No Bras Day is the 13th of October. I never wear a bra. Oh, I do sometimes. I feel like I only have a sleeping one. Makes me have a tummy ache. Ra? Well, because it's just so tight. I don't know. I think it like cuts off my circulation,

my limp... It makes me have a tummy ache and I hate it and I always end up undoing it. Oh no. I know. I just find them so uncomfortable. So if you're growing on jog with these... Your big whaps, how are you holding them down?

If I'm going to drop with my bigwaps? Yeah. Honestly, my compression bra. Oh, really? I wear that compression bra from my boob job every day and I'll run in it too. It's basically like a sports bra. I've just found one that's so fit and snug. However, saying that, I think Lulu Lemon do really good sportswear, active wear.

Okay. They do a really good sports bar with a zip. And like sometimes it's really hard to get sports bra on. Oh my God. The claustrophobic Darren, I can't. I can't cope. It's just like too much and I get too overly simulated and it's uncomfortable. And often they're too tight.

And they're so small. Whereas I like the ones with the zip because you can just put them over your shoulders. And then up in the middle. Which is why I think I wear the compression bra all the time because it's so easy to put on. You do it up in the middle. To up in the middle. Whereas if there were more sports bras like that with the zip, I probably wouldn't wear the compression bar so much.

Yeah. Interesting. Someone needs to get on that. Lulu lemon do one with a zip when I wear that all the time. So I'd run in that. I think Nike do some nice stuff. I love Adonola sportswear, but I don't like any sportswear because you have to put it over your head. I love Adonola, but I just find it all very small on me.

It's like really tight on me, unless I just needs to size up. Maybe. I haven't bought new sports kit, actually, in a lot, long time. Neither are I. They do last a long time of sports kit. True. Okay, so comfy and sexy underwear sets. Yeah.

Let's just talk about that for a second. Compey and sexy. Renew. Lucy Watson's brand. You know what? Oh my God. So comfy. It's all 100% cotton.

Yeah. Yeah, it's really good stuff. It's really good stuff. I think she shoots everything so well, but I've never tried anything. I have one of their t-shirt bras, sensational. Isn't it funny how, like, when you have something like a good bra or, like, good underwear, you'll always come back to it and you're wearing it every day. Like, I feel like I've got a bra, like a drawer full of bras.

There's two you wear. And there's two I wear. And I go back to the same one every single time. Yeah. Do you know what it's also like really unsexy? But like, I literally sleep in my surgery bar every night because I just love being like the compact. The compact bra. I want to be tight fitted in.

Ah. Yeah. But I don't wear it in the day. Okay. Another suggestion is that really. If you're bustier and you want to be comfortable at night. I do think really busty ladies do prefer being. I get that.

I want to be cinched. I want to be cinched. Yeah. It's also getting the way. They get in the way. There's one over there. There's one over there. Stay in place.

What would you wear? What brands do you wear? Renew skims. I think I have a few from M&S that are gorgeous. Yeah, MNS do good underwear. Organic basics, I believe I have a few from there. Mary Jo. Marry Jo.

It's a classic. It's like a kind of old school vibe, but it's a classic. You were saying the skims do like really nice bridal stuff. They do really sexy underwear too. Yeah. Like lacy stuff that doesn't have underwear, which I really like. Because the underwear sometimes is where I run into like the discomfort. So yeah, skims me all the way.

It's just so good. good. Skims is so great. And also the matching underwear vibe. You just feel put together. I feel so put together. I have a really nice pair of red lacy from skims. I think I might pop into skims after this. I think you should. And I'm just having a little mooch. Did you know, so skims do these nipple bras. Yes, I've got one. Oh. Yeah, I've got one in L.A. when I was last there. They just opened their London store, didn't they? Yeah. They've got these like nipple bras. They're great. So you can wear them. I am the biggest fan of Skims.

Anything that she brings out, Ruby's buying. All the merch. Like, I think Skims is like the best brand ever. No, it is amazing. But when are you wearing the nipple bra then? I thought they were... Do you know what? I feel like I bought it.

Like, I was just sold on, like, I was like, that looks cool. I'm going to buy that. Practicality-wise, when do I put on the nipple bra? Not a lot. Yeah, fair. I've just been saying for ages that I don't wear a bra. I know. And now she's...

I think you would wear it. You know, tell me. I'm assuming you would wear it like under a shirt or something. I feel like you can see my nipples all the time. anyway enough. Same. But I feel like her bras are just so comfy, but the nipple design... I think it's very good for people that have had like mastectomies and things like that.

Agreed. And I think she's doing them on also one side and things like that. Where it's like got padding in one side and not the other. And then with the fake nipples, I'm like, genius. Genius. So one side would be padded at the bra. Yes. Like if someone's had like a mastectomy on one side or something, so useful. God, that's so clever.

And also just rules out them like having to... It's so clever. But now she's come out with... a nipple piercing nipple bra Oh, I don't know how I feel about that Is that right?

But that's very Kendall She's obviously taken inspo from her cissy I get a push-up bra I get a push-up bra But the nipple piercing I would feel

It's a step so much Like I really just don't have I don't have that Yeah I agree I feel like it is And it starts so many conversations Like all my friends Would be like

Ooh Got your nipple down I'm like nah It's just the bra I don't know I would then want it there all the time To be consistent

Yeah I'd be upset when I took the bra off. Yes, but there's obviously a market for it. I mean, people are rocking that shit. Can you please write in and tell us how we're going about this and how we can be converted into the nipple-piercing bra?

Because I'd love to know. Let us know if you've bought the bra and how you wear it. Exactly. Like, where do you wear it? Just day-to-day. Wear how... I've really cool under a white t-shirt, I will say.

Yeah, I would look cool. Parole-Ey's jeans. White baby tea and the nipple piercing. I can vision it already. It is of our. I would love to see what it looks like under a T-shirt. So what? It's just a little ring.

Because I have her nipple bra, which I have to say, I've literally worn her out once. But like, they make it look so good on the mannequin. I was like, I want that. Yeah, I wonder if Kimmy wears it. Also, you know, it's quite nice. If you get your nipple piss, it's just like always an arachnip. I just could never get, well,

I actually think of myself as quite a high pain threshold, but I could never, there's certain places on my body. But I don't think it hurts. Just makes me, I think it's not I'm worried about pain. the idea of that makes me feel really uncomfortable. I don't know why. That makes me feel funny. The idea of me taking a jumper off and you're getting caught,

ripping out makes me feel uncomfortable. I've had an earring rip out my ear before. I know you have. And I have to go to A&E to have it stitched back up because I lost so much. So it was a piece of chunk of skin on the floor. I remember it like it was yesterday. Do you remember?

Yes. I still have a hole in my ear. She literally has like a full chunk taken out. A full chunk. It's like she's been bitten by shock. I've never been in so much shock in my life. But it didn't really hurt, did it? I think because I was on such an adrenaline.

and in such shock that I couldn't process any pet. No, it didn't. And I just looked at my skin on the floor with the diamond in it. And I thought... No, I can't, I can't, I can't. I was like, what's happening? And they said to me in the hospital, they're like, we can try and glue it back for you.

Or over time, the skin will heal and, like, rejuvenate and, like, bring itself back. Or you can have plastic surgery. And I just thought, I don't want to do anything of that. Could you not have, like, filer? I could. I've been a bit lazy about it now. Like, there is stuff. I'm sure if it really bothered me. You know why it's making me feel funny. I don't have it sewn up. Normally, that doesn't bother me that much. I've never heard it in that much graphic detail. It didn't hurt, to be fair. I don't understand that. Neither. It hurt a lot more after, like, the following day. Oh, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. I did hear it really horrible. Did you ever hear that story when we were younger about the girl with the nipple of her soup?

Oh my gosh. It makes me want to hold my boobs. It's one of those viral stories that just went around. My school, like wildfire. What was it? Girl had a nipple piercing. Took out her nipple piercing because I think it got infected or it was hurting. The nipple came off. I know where this is going. This black, long string came out of her nipple.

So she cut it. And then she threw up and pooed herself. And apparently it's because it was a nerve that she cut. Do you not remember this room? No. Yeah. She cut, what was it, like a hair? I don't know.

I think it's obviously not a real story. But just anyone else listening hear this story when we were at school. Come on, have you not heard it? Never heard it. I've never heard it. I'll tell you the big one that went around when I was at school, which is absolutely vile. So brace yourselves. Did you ever hear the story?

No. Wait, tell me this one. Oh, God. Okay, so the story goes that a guy and a girl are getting intimate. And she decides to insert some into her vagina. He's going down on her. He's eating them out of her. and he eats one more than she's put up there.

So she's put up there, eight and... Me, how is that possible? She's put eight there and nine come out. And the last one is a cluster of genital warts. I've never, in my existence, I've never heard that story. Oh my God, that's horrific. Also, that is not possible. Sorry, do they fall out?

No. A genital walt is like on your skin and how does it just... end up in a clump, a cluster of genital walls. I can't just say the word cluster, you never want to be a cluster of anything. The word cluster makes my skin shudder. It's never used in the right way. Guys, don't try the story at home. Trust me.

Well, actually, don't trust me. It sounds like I've done it. Yeah, you have done it. I've never heard that in school. I'm just trying to think what other things happen. I mean, in our adult life, we've heard, like, so many, like, voice note, like, rumors and stories that people have just made up about people that just have circled the internet. So, you've got to be so careful.

like with screenshoting stuff too and like forwarding messages on forwarding voice notes forwarding oh yeah yeah yeah you remember that forwarded like many many times like you know it's never good news and you see that never good news that's never a positive thing also i always just think it's fake every time I'm like so fucking made up also guys if you like let us know the stories you heard at school like what was circling around your school or even now or now they're still happening thanks thanks you know what's great with AI like we're now going to have pictures and videos to go with these stories to like back them up. Guys, we're going to spill some tea.

Our favourite time. Okay, so, hi Ruby and Melissa. I was at Glastonbury bopping along to Fleetwood Mac cover band when I randomly saw Joe Wicks. He was so lovely, although when I asked for a photo, he said yes, but only if his brother got into because he get worried that girls will sell fake cheating stories with him. Also, he smelled so nice, which I thought was really impressive from a day three of a festival. He would have been in VIP.

I hate to break it to you. He's having a shower. He's probably getting a blow drive. He's there with hospitality. There's no way that man's going into the portals and just like using a baby wipe to like... No. Get his pips wipe.

For a second I was like, who is Joe Witt? Lean in 15. Yeah, yeah, lean in 15. Bit of this. Bit of COVID. Yeah. Didn't he like fart live on like... On like a workout out.

He didn't know he was like... Recording. And it was like... He did a huge far and then like walked into the... There's like thousands of people listening. I think that made people love him even more. I remember I made in Chelsea once. Like, we were having a really serious scene.

Like, it was a really, like, upsetting scene. And one of the camera crew farted so... No. Unbelievably, but it just went on for ages. And everyone stopped and just stared at one another. And I could see it. I knew who it was because they couldn't make it any more obvious and went completely bright red.

God, no. And it was just so who was it? They obviously thought it would be a silent one in it, was it? Oh, that's really awful. Also, what scene was it? I was filming, like, with Emily and Yasmin, and they were, like, crying about them making up or something. It was just, like, quite a serious scene. And then there was just this huge fart. And I was like, this is there. There's something really weirdly, like, still funny about farts. I know. I'm like, it's not funny, but then also, like, kind of is.

Yeah. Right. Okay. Message too. Hey girls. Love the New Wednesdays. Thank you so much. Thank you. I've got a celebrity encounter from a few years ago, but I thought it's worth bringing to the table, even though it still makes me cringe. I went to Newcastle Uni,

back when Jordy Shaw was the only show on MTV and you'd always see the cast on Nights Out. The fact they used to, like, release all this stuff on Jory Shores. It's mad. It's actually mental. One night I was dancing in The Legends, which is an elite nightclub, when a very small man who reeked a fake tan wrapped his arms around my waist.

By the way, you never want to reek a fake tan. That's just not a nice smell. I turned around and it was Gaz from Jolly Shore grinning at me. He's actually got a lovely wife in babies now, doesn't he? Yeah, he's just had a... He's got a new wife. He literally had a baby like two days ago. What a new wife?

With his second wife who's like really young, she's like 22. Wait, I thought he had that beautiful wife with the brown hair and the blue eyes. Yeah, he divorced her. Why? He divorced Emma. she's like, yeah, he left her. What's his name Gavin? Gaz, Gaz Beedle.

Sorry. What is wrong with him? And like she looks honestly. She's 24. No, no. Like, what? Oh, no. I love the other girl.

She was so pretty. That's the new one. Oh, Gavin. And actually have to say Emma. Oh, Gaz, whatever your name is. What was her name? Emma Jane. She was just.

something else that girl. She was like a fairy. Emma McVeigh. Oh, she's engaged. Good for her. I love it how we just automatically take the girl's like, it could have been her like initiating this whole breakup. Oh my God. Sorry, the new husband is absolutely ten-ton. Oh my God. James. I take back everything. James does. Well, sorry. Emma and oh my. She's leveled up. He's really hot. God. Wow. I cannot believe how quickly that. That happened.

I know. Sorry. And the husband is absolutely stunning. Congratulations, Emma. Okay. So Gaz rapt his hands around your waist. I hate to admit it, but we ended up kissing. And I've got to say he's still out there

with all the best kisses I've ever had. Do you know what? I'm not surprised. He's had a lot of practice. Yeah. Love from mother. If you've spotted a celebrity in the wild, please email us on Wednesdays at jampoproductions.com.

Or DM us on Wednesday's podcast. Please, guys. We want to hear. That was really good. That's just sparked like all these memories of Geordie Shore. Who was that other guy with the blonde hair? From Jordy Shore. Scotty T. Scottie T. Oh my God. Apparently he had a baby. He's had a baby with a university student. Of course he has. Yeah. And it's caused like havoc online. Not surprised. I'm not surprised either. Not surprised. I actually saw this like clip of Emmerat. It was like things that you don't love. And then she was like, I have a problem with age gaps with girls that are on.

to 25 and I was like, I can so appreciate what you be. Yeah, I can too, to be fair. There's something about, some of them are fine, but like, I guess if it's really enormous and you're 23, then it just feels... I don't know. I'm like, I just worry if that was like my younger sister, would I like it? Probably not. True. I feel like when you're a bit older, it's just that bit more normal. Well, you're aware of exactly what you're doing the decision that you're making. And obviously when you're 23, like you're an adult, but it just feels like... You're still so young. Yeah, you are really young, aren't you? I look at me, a 23 and I'm like, oh my God.

I feel like when I was 25. I was adult 21. I was definitely a child. Me too. That's the end of the episode, guys. We will be back on Friday to answer all of your diamers. And remember, you can follow us on Wednesday's podcast. Love you. Love you.

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