Wednesdays - Welcome to the Melissa & Ruby era!

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

The new era of Wednesdays has officially started. Ruby and Melissa are here to bring you laughs, chaos and plenty of tea (and rosé, hehe!) We have a very special message all the way from one of our favourite people… and the girls are prepping for their couples trip to Majorca. How do we think Toby and Gav’s first meeting is going to go down? Plus, Ruby reveals her seriously creepy TV choices, we spill the tea on your celebrity encounter and we take a trip down memory lane with some very special engagement presents. Enjoy the episode xGot a dilemma, some personal advice for a fellow Tiny, or a follow-up to a previous one? Send us a voice note or message on Insta @wednesdayspodcast, or drop us an email at [e-mail] | https://www.instagram.com/wednesdayspodcast/TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@wednesdayspodcastEmail | [e-mail] CREDITSProducer: Faye LawrenceAssistant Producer: Issy Weeks-HankinsVideo: Lizzie McCarthySenior Social Media Manager: Laura CoughlanSocial Media Executive: Amber HouriganSenior Producer: Helen Burke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, tinys, here's what's coming up on today's episode. Suddenly, I clocked this couple sitting a few tables away, and I do actually double tape because it is Callum Turner and Duol Leaper on their honeymoon. Was that about you kissing Miles in the pool? Cheers. Love you. Love you. And if I could ask you one favour, please subscribe to our YouTube channel at Wednesday's podcast. Love you guys.

Oh my God, no. Guys, this is the first Timmy on Timmy episode we've ever done. I can't believe it. No, well, kind of. Formal episode. Formal episode. Tiny Tim takes the pod. Tea time with Timmy.

There's all of these sort of exciting things we've been cundering up over the last couple months. Yeah, we really have. It's actually really nice to like talk about it as well. It is. Fresh off the plane, guys. Fresh off the plane. Airport, Joe the Juice. Airport, Joe, the Juice.

Straight here. That is one of the things I miss the most, the randomest things you miss the most, like, being in Australia. Joe and the juice and there's no Jo in the Juice and there's no Wagamama. And like I'm not a diehard Joe and the Juice or Wagamama fan, but like, there's a time in place where it hits the bar. I'm suddenly like, oh my God, all I want is a tuna cardo and a power shake. Like, that's all I've craved for however long. And I literally got off the plane.

I was like, I'm going straight to Joe and the Juice. She literally was like, I'm in Innova now on the way to the hotel. She was like, I'm actually, I'm in Joe and the Juice. And I'm going to come straight to studio. I was like, okay. I literally just needed that. And it really hit the spot. Yeah.

Can you tell me what? I always go for the gluten-free. Same, gluten-free bread. Because it's just not as crunchy, right? There's something about the crunchy bread. I agree. I think it's a bit too crunchy. I completely agree.

Glit free is like the perfect texture. Totally. Softer, more manageable. Do you go spicy tuna or tuna a other? So I do, okay, this is my order. I do spicy tuna, gluten-free bread, but I replace the tomato with mozzarella. It's almost like a tuna melt.

Slightly tuna melt. It's so good. I don't know how I've got done that before? Yeah, you don't have the tomato. I'm not a huge tomato fan. Get it. It's so good. And then what's in the power shake?

Do you go for the banana be? Do they still do vanilla milk? I think they've stopped that vanilla milk. I don't think it's vanilla milk. It's like a berry. It almost tastes like a milkshake. I can't imagine it's that great. It's not like I'm having a juice,

which would be much better, but I just felt I felt like it. She needed the refueling. After that long, tiresome, awful holiday. She was slumming it guys for two weeks. I think I could join the juice to save the day post holiday.

We had a great time. Literally just come back from, kind of turned into like an engagement party. Yeah. It was so fun. We did Croatia for a week and then we were in Cyprus for a little bit of R&R. Oh, it's a tough life. I can't go.

It's funny if you didn't see on Instagram. Tim's just been on a yacht. Swanning around the islands of Croatia. And it looked absolutely amazing. It was the food 10 out there. I just said I did invite Melissa and Toby. They were invited. I would have loved them to come.

I know. Hashtag so much. regret not to let overshare but we thought we'd have to chip in. No, I invited you. I was like, we can't afford to do it. No, no, Tim, I very much invited you. And then like a week ago, Ruby was like, you know, you wouldn't have had to like, I was like, oh. She applied my story, okay.

Next year. Next year I'm coming. I'm willing to put the date in my diary now. I'm going to message Gavin. We're going to send some time together. I'm going to meet Gavin and I can't wait. I'm flying to be York tomorrow and then we want to be there together. I'm so excited. I go the day after you.

What are you doing after this? Going back to the hotel. I am, so I've got dinner tonight with my parents at Jim Kana. Oh no. I've never been there either. And I'm really excited for Indian food. A curry. Oh, God.

That's me jealous. So we're going, Gab and I, my mum and dad. And then after this, not a lot. I wanted to get my eyebrows done and I need to go and pick up some stuff from like boots. Really bored. We go to New York. I bet you can't wait. I, do you know what?

So they have boots in Australia? No. I bet you can't wait to get in. They have a chemist warehouse, which is like... Is it as good? Not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same.

It's like foreign milk. It's not the same. Like I also tomorrow like really want to just walk around selfages for a bit. Don't need anything. Don't want anything. Don't need to buy anything. Go to the food hall. I want to go.

I want to go and like just wander around the cosmetic section. Don't need anything. But I just miss like... I know. I get it. I can't wait to like trod down Oxford Street. Do I mean? I actually fucking hate Oxygen Street.

I hate it too, but I can't wait to do it. Oh my gosh. The vibes are vibing at the moment, obviously in London. Oh my God, there's nowhere better. I say it, like London in the sun. I know. Like London sunshine. It has this thing.

Magic. That goes into the soul. In my veins. Yeah. Yeah. I feel that. Like don't like London. I'm like, I just don't understand. I know.

I'm the same. It's like saying you don't like chocolate or like you don't like sweets. Yeah, I agree. I just don't get. Get it. Like waking up, crisp day, sun's out, London. I can't think of anything. Even the tube I'm like I miss when I'm away from London.

I miss the district line. Yeah. Even the Jubilee, which is like the worst one arguably. Talking about Australia, you know, someone commented on my YouTube. Someone commented on my latest YouTube being like, congrats. I really hear the Australian twang in your voice. And I was like, like as if I'm picking up an Australian accent. I'm absolutely not.

You are absolutely. not. I feel like I'm as British as they come. There is no Australian time whatsoever. No. There isn't. Oh, you know what's so weird? It's like, I forget that Gavin's Australian. He's got an Australian accent, but I'm at a point where I don't really hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he's also not like, yeah, he does have an Australian accent. I can't wait. I freaking love an Australian accent. He'll also be like, g'd say, hey. Will he? Yeah. Whenever we're just like walking around, he'll be like, gooday and I'm like, not to me. Like, if we see someone who like, gooday and I'm like, oh. I can't wait to have some Australianness enough.

lives, that's going to bring a nice bit of like just a different accent to the group. Yeah. I need that. I agree. It's all quite boring. My friendship, we have quite a lot of northern people, which is quite fun. Just like when people with accents say things like that just is funnier. I agree. I don't know. Like, it just like when someone from Liverpool says anything, you're like, you're just such a lovely person. Yeah, I agree. But they could actually be being like quite mean. You're like, you're getting away with that somehow. Yeah, I agree. I'm really excited to have an Australian accent into our little friendship group. And speaking of which, we've actually got a message from Gavin for you. Hi, honey. Congratulations on your exciting new chapter

with Wednesdays. I feel like even though I haven't met Melissa as yet, I know her from obviously all of your face times, how much you talk about her, and being an avid listener of the podcast myself, I know I'm biased, but I think you're one of the most entertaining people, if not the most entertaining person on planet earth. I love you very much. And I'm super excited to see the magic you guys make in the coming weeks. All the best. Oh, I love you. That's like weirdly water. Oh, that was so nice. So sweet. I love it how it's finished all the best. Oh, that was guys. That was so happy. It's so cute. For a second, I thought you were talking about you being really funny.

I love it. And then you also, I love you so much. I was like, clearly not fun. When he started saying that, I kind of clocked off. I was like, it's not to me. Oh, that's so nice. It's so cute. What are nice? My avid listener. Does he actually listen?

He's listened to a few, yeah. Oh my God, sweet, what the ones that you're on? I think so, yeah. Toby will listen when he's on to. Yeah. As in like, he'll listen to himself. And I like, see him like noddling, nodding along it in his office. So quite pretty pleased it.

Oh. I can't listen to my own chair. I can't listen to myself. Watching back a video to edit, guys, is like one of those. My voice is like, eh, eh, eh, I'm like, no. Me too, I hate it. I hate it. At least your voice isn't like screechy McGee over here.

Yours is not. My vocal frie is fucked. Vocal fright? Fry, like I just sound so whiny. I did never heard of that vocal fry. Like I wish, like, I talk like my voice goes like that and I don't mean to. But like if I listen to it back, everything's up and down. Whereas most people just talk sort of simultaneously.

Right, let's just try and be written to that line. Which I find that just doesn't come natural to me. Of the podcast. But that's quite boring to listen to if someone's monotone. I agree. I agree. It's funny that you would never have noticed that until you've gone on something like me and Chelsea. Which was all the comments I got, your voice.

Oh, wow. Stop. You can listen to me on here now. Got more Ruby's voice now. Woo-hoo! Well, guys, you better get used to it. We're off to Mallorca. Mallorca.

So excited. Gab's never been. Oh, my God. I'm really excited. I've only ever been once, which was for Maiden Chelsea. Oh, yeah. We did a season there.

I was there for six weeks. Oh, my God. Yeah. That was like 2021, maybe. Yeah. Five years ago. Obviously, it would be so different. I feel like I'll be on holiday this time. Oh, my God.

It was so different. And I'm excited to. to like rewrite that. Can't wait. We're going to hang out. You're there for someone's wedding. I'm there for a wedding. And we're going for a holiday.

And we're literally going to be like, towards a friendly next to each other, which is so fun. And we're going to like all hang out and go for dinners, go for lunch. It'll be the first time that Tobes and I meet Gab. Obviously you've met him on FaceTime a few times, but like not the same.

It's not the same. So we have a nice lunch on the beach. So nice. We can't fucking like a big paella. Oh, same. Some Spanish food. Same. Some tapas.

I can't wait. And a big fat glass of wine. Yeah. Honestly and swimming the sea. Yes. That is, that is healing. I felt like the sea honestly heals you in ways that like just jumping in the salt water sea. Also, did you see that shark was spotted in the med?

Yeah, but really deep. Really deep. Make me nervous. By that guy. By the whole shipwreck. Yes. It was a great wide. Very, very deep.

So it's far. There is. So when we go out fishing with my dad, we go out like. will go really fast, but for like an hour and a half. Right. For deep sea fishing, this is for like tuna. Right. There's great whites there.

How do you feel about that? Would you then jump off the boat and swim? No, fucking wait. It's like completely, that you can't even see land around you. Oh my gosh. It's black water. Like, it's not even an element of blue to it because it's so deep. My heart's beating.

I know. Come down. I'm not going to. We're not going to do that. Like, why am I? It's stressful. Yeah. And you can get quite seasick because you don't see.

land. Yeah. But quite fun though, the adrenaline would be running through me. No, you don't get scared because there's no part of anyone that's ever going in the sea.

It's not something that people would summon at all. But yeah, there's great while it's there and I'm like, that's the only reason why I won't ever go in. Like even off the boat

where you guys were in Croatia, you obviously won't be able to go in that, that close to the shallow water, right? Because it's a bigger boat. So then that scares me in itself because I'm like, I mean, it's still quite far

to like to swim to the light bit and the shark's going to get me there. I know, but we went into like, we would like park up on like coves and stuff. It's still with you. So it would be shallow fairly. Like, and it would be light. Like we wouldn't like, if I was to jump off.

The dark patch is scummy. No, no. So we would. Yeah. But like there were moments where the boys would like jump out and it would be like, I couldn't see anything around us. Fuck that. And like, I remember being like that's a bit scary.

But I would only tend to swim in shallow waters with goggles. Me too. I like to see what there. Get me some flippers. Get me some gogles. And I'm on my way. But then I'm almost freak myself out more with the goggles on. Because I'm like, imagine if I could then just visualize.

I know. I also watched Into the Blue last night and it really freaked me out. You've seen it. Oh my God, with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba. Yes, I've seen it when they find the cocaine filled aeroplane. Yes. They are too, like one of the most stunning people. That was his peak.

That was his peak. I can't even tell you how upset I am that that man died. He is the best of a person. I think he's the best of a good-looking man of him, by my fiance. He is. He is amazing I know I know

There's nothing quite like it What? There's never been a man That's been reproduced To look the same And it's a real shame Hopefully his daughter Will have a son

That will then Resorn that stunning face of his Yeah his daughter Meadow Walker Yes Oh she's not married anymore Is she? She got married She got married

She was actually a stormed for a bit Do you meet her? No I don't think I did But she was signed with us For years ago when I was there She's very like modeless Yes. It's such a shame that he's no longer with us. I know. He was the most, I think, my top, top, top runner.

I'm with you on that. Top runner. And then maybe Chad Michael Murray when he's first seat in the laundry hill. Should I tell you, have you watched Rondry Hill? Yeah. I'm now at the point where... I watched it years ago, but yes. He's now married or engaged to Peyton. Yeah. Really upsetting because Peyton annoys me.

She annoyed me. She's kind of getting a bit better, but there are moments where she, like, annoys me. Especially when he was engaged to that. Lindsay and she is so desperate and I'm like Peyton please yeah she's being such a bitch to the new fiancee Lindsay yeah so mean and Lindsay's like really nice I agree and also like he doesn't love you you've just like forced him to like return back to his like childhood love like it's just so ugh do you Melissa's like the queen of like you love TV on in the background like if you go to Melissa's house like it's either friends few years was just playing in the background or you would sometimes

I went through Desperate Housewives. Yeah. And now it's obviously one tree hill. And then you also watched Sex and the City. Sex and the City. Yeah.

You like the comfort seasons. To be fair, I do too. I remember... What's yours? Melissa used to come into my room or never remember a way. Manny Chelsea. She'd be like,

what? Ruby is disturbed with her television choices. Are you watching? And it would be like a pitch black room and it would be like some like dark, dark crime documentary. It's like black mirror. She's watching by herself.

It's like nice background TV. I'm like, it's fucking creepy. Like the darkest episode. of Black Mirror. That was in Bali. I loved the OC. Great. Love the OC.

I loved the OC. I will say, though, not as good as One Tree Hill. Yeah. I agree. I actually watched like an interview clip of the guy who goes, I don't want to be here. Yeah. And he was like, I've never watched a single episode.

And I thought, how on earth, if you done that iconic theme tune? I don't know if he wrote it for the show or if it was a song, the show then chose. And then it became iconic from that. I don't know. Who's that? I've never watched an episode.

How? And I thought, how on earth is that even possible? I don't know. Also, Sophia Bush is just aging so well. Like, it's becoming more beautiful as the series goes on and on and on. It looks like she's actually had no work done whatsoever. I agree. She's just got one of those youthful bone structures that just doesn't change.

I know. It's really unfair. And I think she's her children. I think she's married with two kids. I feel like she's got girls. I love to look like that. I can't wait. I'm also like, how many more seasons do I have to go?

There's so many. It's going on and on and on and on. Yeah, yeah, it's so many. I don't think I ever finished it. Oh, does it get a bit of shit towards you? Is it like vampire dying? You're on like season three or four? No, I'm on like, I think six or seven.

Oh, I think there's like over 12. Thank God. You've got a while. Because it feels like a chapter of my life will end when that starts. Yeah, I feel like that with TV. It's really like, it's really giving me a new lease of something. Yeah. Do you get excited to get into bed and watch it?

I don't watch it in bed. Oh, what are you watching in bed? Because Tobes doesn't watch it. So in bed we always just have this country on. That's just the lullaby that we go to sleep to. That's been the last like eight months of our life and it's so weird. But you know, you must have finished it also. You're just recycling.

Oh yeah. It's also the shortest like thing ever to watch. Like you could watch it all in one night. I don't think I've watched one episode. Oh, God, the sense of humor and it's amazing. It's so your sense of humor. Is it? It's amazing.

Jeremy Clark? Huh? Wait, what's his name? Jeremy Clarkson? Daisy. No, no, no, no. No. It's probably what I'm thinking of? That's Clarkson's farm, you know, numpy.

I thought you watched Clarkson's farm. No. Every night? What, a lot of us? For the last eight months. You weren't even questioning me on it. It's so no sense of you. That's great.

That's fucking perfect. Oh my God, I'm dying. What the fuck is Clarkson's farm? How would you not watch Clarkson's farm? How would you not watch Clarkson's farm? I haven't watched any of them. What the fuck? You need, when you're missing home and country life, watch Clarkson's Spaff.

When you miss England, watch Clarkson's and Swam. What's the one you watch? Actually, when you miss England, watch this country. This country? Yeah. You know you've seen those clips where it's like, it's amazing. I've seen it. I've seen an episode.

It's phenomenal. Right, you need to just watch the whole thing start to finish. It's so your sense of humor. It's honestly sensational. Oh my God. It's so good. You know when she's like got rolled in myself into Dada and I went on gum chumbo. A llama.

An alpacroft gum chum for 500 pounds. Oh my God. All of those things is fun. I actually understand how you got those two mixed up. I was like, Clark's, thought. But you must have thought, Melissa, Clark's and Sparks. Sherry Clark just thought that was intense. And you used the word lullaby.

To be there. It's quite weird that I watched this country. Okay. I just would never have put two and two together. I'm going to watch that when I'm ever feeling homesick. I also think you should watch it with Gab. Like, it's so good. Like the first thing that Toby and I,

that I said to Toby after he proposed was Muckloos, like after Mucklos, which is quite a famous quote that Kerry Mucklo uses throughout the whole of that series. You always and Toby sometimes speak to each other a bit like that. We do because of that series. Oh, right. Okay, cool. I love it how you just assumed that that was like, like, Clarkson's Farm, obviously.

What else would it be? All right, my lover. It's just like Farm Chat. Low. This next section is like Celeb Encounter experiences the Tini's have had and I've been wanting to call

A segment of us doing this together Spilling the Tea with Tim and I feel like this is gonna fit perfectly with this way. I love that. So I came up with all these section names Spilling the Tea with Tim? It was the first thing I wrote down

when we were like I love to spill tea and I'm called Tim. It just rolls off the tongue so obviously we did a cool out on socials and the Tini's really brought the tea. Wow. Oh my God, buckle up.

But also, we have a gorgeous bottle of wine. And this is a blast in the past. This is the first bottle that Sof and I opened when we did our very first ever record. I think it's rebranded now. It looks slick. Five years ago. Nistalgia. Wow.

Yeah. So do you want to open it? Crack and open that vessel. I didn't have a small glass. We used to have that intro. Do you remember that like plugging that we used to have in between our segments? It was exactly like that. Cheers.

Love you. Love you. Joanne's chapter? I know. Right. Hi, girlies. I love the podcast. I used to work at a private members club.

I love this already. I won't say which one. Come on. Should we, let's guess. Anna Bells? It's not going to be a so-ha house. There was another one. What was the other one?

I've now forgotten the name. Estabman. Not Estabman. What's the one in London? Five Hartford Street? No. Yeah, Five Harbour Street. Five Hartford Street.

That's a good one. Macell. Estelle. Mason Estelle. Didn't I just say it? Stam-Man? Oh, it's the same thing. Yeah, same thing.

Yeah, must be. Right. Nailed it. It must be one of those. I won't say which one. But while working there, I had multiple encounters with none other than Mr. Tom Hardy. I've heard bad things. I've heard bad things.

I've heard not good things about Tom Hardy. I know where this was going. Well, me too. Me too. I made him coffee multiple times a day and he even called me my love. One day, I had multiple open tickets. What's an open ticket? Open tickets and I was scared of getting told off not closing the checks.

Mr. Hardy was quite sexy in you saying like that. Mr. Hardy was walking away with his coffee asking if it had gone through as I had a worried look on my face. I panicked and said it had and he left. It hadn't. Scared of having one more open check, I whipped my phone out and paid for his round of coffee. Tom, you can pay me back whenever. Okay, that wasn't slagging off Tom Hardy. We have been so negative.

retract our statement. Actually, he sounds like a really good good guy. Double checking if his payment went through. He even called me my love. I love it when people do that. I know some people find that like not okay. I think that's really nice. I agree.

I agree. We are friendly. I agree. Okay. That didn't go where I thought it would. And that was really nice of her also to pay for his coffee. Oh my God. I would have done the exact same thing.

Because it just is a bad reflection on you if you bought all these open tabs, isn't it? Yeah. I can imagine that's quite stressful. So just pay everyone's stuff. How many fucking coffees is multiple coffee? I made him coffees multiple times. He's giving...

With dash of milk. He's giving double espresso on rotation. Do you reckon he eats? That makes me feel so. Okay. I hope yours is juicier. Hi girlies, obsessed with the pod as always. So I need to tell you what happened at my holiday because I'm still not fully over it. I was in Capri with my boyfriend and on up

and on our second day we were having lunch at this little restaurant by the water. Suddenly I clocked this couple sitting a few tables the way and I do actually double tape because it is Callum Turner and Doa Leeper on their honeymoon. I don't know what I do. My boyfriend kept kicking me on the table because I kept staring at them. At one point, Dewa laughed at something Callum said and I nearly knocked my entire app on to my lap. I'm not surprised. I had my phone in my hand for a solid 40 minutes debating whether to go over and ask for a photo. But they just look so happy and unbothered, I couldn't bring myself to be that person. Love, Gemma.

Gemma Gemma. Gemma. That is the best decision you've ever made to go on that holiday. I bet you don't regret a penny that you spent. Also, Capri, Gorge. Oh, God.

How fun. What was she wearing? I'd love to know more. Yeah, I would have asked for way more details. What restaurant were you in? That would be quite useful for us to know. My next trip. Capri is so great.

I've never been. Well, maybe on the yacht next year. Okay, I'm going to go again. Hi Wednesdays I fear I have the best celebrity Are you ready? I was walking around Shepherd's Bush On my best sense I love that it starts with Sheffers Bush West London

I love it Side note, I just had my hair permed And was feeling really self-conscious about it I used to get my hair pumped Yes, I remember But like beach waves And then I left it And then now my hair is just naturally beach waves

And I'm like, was it always beach waves And I permed on top of it? Why did I do that? Weird. We were passing the market when I spotted Rachel Zegler. This is around the time she was in town playing Avita and I am obsessed with Hunger Games

so we were fully fan-girling. We tried to sneakily take a picture of her and she clocked us. We were like, oh shit. But instead of ignoring us, she crossed the street, walked straight up to us. I was petrified she was going to have a go at us.

She walked over and said, I'm so sorry, I have to tell you, your hair is so beautiful. You look so pretty. Wow, that's so nice. I was completely speechless. I managed to say thank you. She said, have a good day and walked off.

My God. Why didn't you then ask for the picture? Yeah. It's given to you. It was a perfect opportunity. I agree. Every time I think I'm having a bad hair day, I think of Rachel Zegler. From Kimberly, kiss, kiss.

Okay, that is the nicest. That's so nice. That's everything you could want from someone that you, like, look up to you and that. I agree. I also feel like no one just does that anymore. Like, the genuine nice compliments. Like, how nice? I sometimes will, I actually really, like, complimented a girl on her outfit.

She was in Reformation at the day and then I realized I knew her. I was like, we. sat next to each other like two weeks ago a brand dinner and I'm so sorry I didn't recognise you initially but now I do she look so cool I think you look so chic I was like I love your shoes and your rainmark and then I was like huh

I know you I knew you whoops in the right Saturday I think it's so nice when people do that I should do that more to people it's difficult though because sometimes it can be like perceived in quite an awkward way yeah like I'd be a bit scared thanks yeah do you remember I complimented that girl's

engagement once my god and I complimented this girl on her engagement ring And she literally looked to me and she was like, thanks. No, it was like, she hated me. And I have just actually insulted her and said the worst thing I possibly ever. She looked you up and down. It was so horrendous. And I was like, have I just said the wrong thing and thought I said something and I said something else?

She doesn't have a good rap that girl. I don't like her from that day. No, it was really. And then that just puts you off complimenting people because you're like, God, that can be perceived so badly. But that's like she's an anomaly, I feel. Maybe, yeah, hopefully. Anyway, go Rachel. Right, guys.

So if you want to send in any more, we're desperate to hear. Please DM us. And if you've spotted a celebrity in the wild, we want to hear your encounter. So DMRs at Wednesdays podcast or email us at Wednesdays atjampot Productions.com. So I've actually got some engagement presents for you, Tim. So this is from the Jampot team, the Wednesday's team. Big one first, please. Okay, big one first.

Oh, my God, this is wrapped lovely. Oh, just engagement gift wrapping. This is my first engagement gift. Is it? I don't think I got one. I don't think it's a thing, but this is very nice. Oh my God, no, I'm going to cry. Okay, so we've got this most beautiful memory book here called Timothy and Tim's Memories.

And it's a picture of the two of us on the front. That was actually at my 30th last May. And I was in this slightly questionable purple, sparkly dress. Now, page one, actually that was the first photo. Yeah. Melissa and I ever had together. That was at Tears Halloween party. But why was it the first photo?

Because we knew each other like, years before that. You know when they say you don't have pictures with your best friends, I genuinely think it's a thing. We've been like really good friends for like three and a half years before that. I know. I don't. There must be a photo of us before then. I don't have one. Maybe you've got one. Not on my camera. That's us with Sophie at Chilton Firehouse. Yeah. That was three years ago. That was such a fun day. Such a fun day. That was us two weeks ago. Oh yeah. This is Melissa and I, Melissa and I on a brand trip of Miconos.

It was so fun. It was unbelievable. He had the best time. That's us filming M.C in Bali. We barely filmed. I think we filmed two scenes. We filmed two scenes. That was us at Tears wedding. Yes, Bob. That was us also at Tears wedding. The FaceTime. Honestly, no, can we just talk about this FaceTime for a second? You did so many people dirty in that fucking video. I know. It's such a good video. I couldn't look worse if I tried. And the gap in my teeth is so...

So it looks like I'm a fucking pirate, but Isabelle, Isabella, I had to blast her. And I was like, I'm really sorry, but you are killing me in that video. And then she sent me all these stickers that her friends have made her of. Oh, no, she did. It was the red face. Oh, bless her. The reaction was priceless. This is all our Wednesdays record.

Well, not all of them, but a couple of them. How great. So cute. I can't believe the way that that's been stuck in. It's like actually amazing. That was when we went to see. Taylor. Oh yeah.

Sophie's Hen. Then this was Taylor Swift. We went with Maybelline, I think. Yeah. M. I see. Oh my God. That was NYC barley when I got screwed over on camera and you were like, it was me.

I mean, just backing you up, maybe I was from blue up. It was just brilliant. Wait, what was, was that about you kissing Miles in the pool? I don't know why she did that. that. I don't know. I was going to say we've all been there. I haven't.

And I was trying to pretend I had it. And it's years ago. And so I just took the blame when I did it was me. She just goes, I think you're talking about myself. They were all like, cuckold. No. If you don't fill this out, I'll be very upset. Oh my God.

Ruby's handy. And then we've got. How fun is this? Melissa's wedding. Wow. And then we'll just keep going. Babies, the whole thing. Yeah.

Oh my God. How gorgeous. Oh my god. I'm very happy. Heartful. Thank you. Thank you very much everyone. Should open these? I now have a feeling I know what this is. Right. I'm going in to make memories. Oh. A quick snap. Oh my God, cute for our memory book. So this is literally like a digital. Yeah. No, it's a disposable camera. I can take them to my favorite shop in the world. Boots. Perfect. to get them printed.

But in Osbury you can take them? I don't know. I don't fucking have a food film printer in all. I'll find somewhere. Great. This is so cute. And then there's also these. Oh, yeah.

They look fun. Wedding bells. So this is a little bell. We've got one each to, oh God. These are to announce wedding updates. This is a little bell. I love it. So we're going to ring the wedding bells.

Right, quite literally. Should I just do a little demo? Yeah. God, it really goes through you, doesn't it? It's loud. I'm here for it. I hope there's lots of bell ringing because there's lots of updates. That's the end. That is the end. What a great episode. Thanks so much. Thank you so much, Timmy. And next episode will be dilemmas. So obviously, don't worry. The dilemmas aren't going anywhere. They're coming. They are coming later this week. And that's going to be our new little setup.

So you're going to get double whammy from us each week. Yay. Hope you enjoy. Love you. That's it for this week, Wednesdays. But God, don't you just. just fancy some more, Melissa. Yeah, I'd really love a follow-up to some of those dilemmas. I want to know what happens. Well then, Tiny's, we have got some news for you. We have launched a premium version of Wednesdays. Now listen, subscribers get access to the podcast ad-free with bonus episodes. It's pretty amazing. It's also packed full of dilemma follow-ups, which we love, and some of our more personal stories and recommendations. And it's super easy. You just listen on your favorite app. How cool is that? Amazing.

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