Weekly Skews - S6 Ep4: Weekly Skews – A Snow Job

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Former most-annoying-Senator Kyrsten Sinema faces a lawsuit for being an irresistible seductress. Then, as the federal siege of Minneapolis drags on it gets dumber, more dangerous, and did we say dumber? Everyone’s falling for AI videos, ICE agents have been told citizens count toward the quotas they can’t meet, and suburban dads are making homemade teargas countermeasures. Plus some interesting leaked documents reveal ICE is trying to infiltrate resistance organizations they made up.This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to zbiotics.com/SKEW now. You'll get 15% off your first order when you use SKEW at checkout

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When Debt's got you, you've got us. Give Credit Counseling Society a call today. Visit no more debts. Good evening and welcome to Weekly Skews. I'm your hostess week, Mark Agee, joined by Drew Morgan, who's sitting in for Trey, because Trey is at a Disney adult wedding in Orlando. What do you think about that, Drew? It's funny, I didn't put all that together on the chain.

I thought he went to a wedding in Florida and then took his kids to Disney while he was there. So this is the first time I'm hearing about it. No, it's a Star Wars theme Disney adult wedding. his wife took him to. It's funny because my favorite joke about that is Rory Scovels, where he goes, Disney adults, they don't fuck good, right? Like, there's just no way. But then part of why I love the joke is it's so funny and I vehemently disagree with it.

I don't know, Trace's friends, I'm not trying to be gross, but if you're having a Star Wars themed wedding, you definitely fuck good. Maybe only for the two of you. Maybe no one else in the world would enjoy what's going to happen when they consummate this wedding. but those two are going to dig it. They're going to light-saber the world. There you go. I want to ask before we get started,

because my wife like yours is into a bit of woo-woo stuff. Are you familiar with feet magnesium, Drew? Feet, no. I know about magnesium. I don't know necessarily about the feet. I know about magnesium helping you sleep. And I know about putting onions and garlic in your socks. Have they combined the two?

I guess. I guess people are doing this now, because last night she was getting ready for bed and squirted something on the soles of her feet and I'm like, explain. She goes, oh, it's magnesium. It's supposed to help you sleep and help your digestion or whatever.

I'd never heard of such thing, and I googled it, and apparently it is a thing people are doing, and although she was supposed to put it on the top of your feet, she'd gotten that mixed up as put on the souls or her feet, which automatically I thought that's got to be the least absorbent part of your body, wouldn't you think?

The bottom or the top? Bottom. I think it would be the least absorbent part of your body, if we were out here barefoot. I think maybe in modern times, it's probably just a normally absorbent part of your body. Okay. You know what I mean?

Like, if you've got big calluses, like that's not going to absorb much, but like we're not out here living like hobbits anymore. Magnesium therinate has been shown to help people with sleep if they are short of magnesium. I can't comment on it further than that. That's something I know because my wife was getting really in the magnesium as well and got me into it.

And I had to research it like crazy, of course, before I was willing to, because it's expensive too. And one of these like, you know, influencer doctors who is somewhat trustworthy was like the only studies that have been replicated and shown over and over is this particular type. and only if you had a deficiency. If you're normal, it ain't going to help you sleep more. But, you know, maybe she's deficient. Well, speaking of deficiencies and people with them, Kristen Sinema, I'll say about her real quick. You could have said speaking of bisexuals with deficiencies.

I don't think my wife would have gotten offended. So, Chris is Cinema former senator from Arizona, current lobbyist for every crypto and AI company who was willing to pony up $10. She got sued late last week for ruining an employee's marriage by fucking his brains out. Okay. Not by him, right? No, his wife.

His ex-wife. Yeah. So, apparently, like, North Carolina sells a law on the books about alienation of affection. I didn't know this. I mean, I guess I thought about it. It was a silly thing, because that's the same thing John Edwards, former presidential candidate, got sued under when he cheated on his wife. your jilted spouse can apparently sue the person you were fucking for stealing you in some states,

which feels, you know, a bit old school, but I want to thought this picture up there. This picture of the article in the Phoenix New Times killed me. Like, this is like the thumbnail image for a lifetime movie called The Naughty Senator. So that's her and him? That's not him. That's her a different thing. That's an unrelated thing. She's just like leering at a strange man.

I don't think that's him. I definitely know. She was staring at the bodyguard. She was about to, like, she definitely is looking at that guy. like she's going to fuck someone's husband. Yeah. So I want to read here from the Phoenix New Times, okay? Speaking to the Phoenix New Times late last year,

former Senator Kirsten Cinema credited a member of her security detail for inspiring her to push for research into psychedelic drugs. According to a lawsuit followed last year in North Carolina and elevated to federal court more recently, bodyguard Matthew Amel also inspired a great deal of horniness. So I miss Alternative Weekly's, and I'm glad Phoenix New Times is all out there doing it. So according to an alienation of affection complaint, followed by Heather Eymel, the bodyguard's wife,

Sinema knowingly seduced her husband while he worked for the Arizona senator, shattering their marriage of 14 years, and resulting in their separation in November of 2024. The couple has three children together. So I guess Drew's a lawyer by trade for you guys that don't, or has a law degree. I'm not sure if you identify as a lawyer, Drew. Sure. I mean, at this point, there's seven more things on the list. that are going to get me killed by the Trump Gustapo,

so I might as well fucking. So speaking as a lawyer, would your official legal advice be to not get a married sidepiece in North Carolina while they have these law on the books? Yeah, I mean, if I were Sinema's lawyer, I think that, again, lists, this would be far down on it and what I'd be advising her to stop fucking doing soon.

And I want to say earlier too on that thumbnail, she does have like kind of resting, I'll fuck your husband face. my legal advice on this one is you know don't shit where you eat like sometimes the best advice is the standard when like why are you fucking your bodyguard Whitney Houston like she is the most famous person to pull that off and she died and not like well so I just I don't know if this is smart all around yeah I mean like you how do you break up with your bodyguard it seems like a bad idea that's kind of what I'm saying yeah I'd take a book it for you, baby. Well, yeah, I pay you two. I can't trust this. According to this article,

Heather Amble's attorney, Thomas Van Camp, wrote, Ms. Sinema's pursuit of Heather's husband, Matthew was intentional, calculated, relentless, and ultimately successful. She enticed Mr. Amble with lavish trips and concerts

and exorbitant salary for services and psychedelic drugs. Like, my thing about this, this lobby of the books, like they make this man sound like a dog being lured by a treat. Right.

It's like, you can tell the law was written by a dude because it's like the whole criminal justice system is like, well, what do you expect him to do if she wants to fuck? I mean, yeah, I'm going to be honest. I was looking at that and like, I think Van Camp maybe isn't a great lawyer because his defense seems to be she was a way better girlfriend than his wife.

Like that's what that sounds like to me. It's like, so wait a minute, she's giving him drugs while simultaneously using all of her power to try to make those drugs legally, taking him on trips. They're going to comment. concerts, she's overpaying him. Like, it's illegal to be a good girlfriend.

I mean, you're saying this is written by a man. This was definitely written by a woman, in my opinion. Apparently, it's just illegal to treat a man right. Drew Spittin. All right. So, let me, I want to read here from the complaint. This is fucking hilarious. So Amel is an army veteran.

And he deployed on four separate occasions to Afghanistan in the Middle East. So their marriage survived four to four deprecats. to the Middle East, but not one meeting with Kirsten Sintima. It says, due to the stress and responsibilities associated with his job in the military, Mr. Amel suffers from substance abuse, PTSD, and traumatic brain injuries. They're saying this guy who was an Army veteran who was deployed is too mentally incapacitated to consent to sex with Kirsten Sintama. That's wild.

That's so wild. It's also funny, too, that if that works, we as a country, policy, wise would be saying, hey, this dude was fine to murder kids the second, third, and fourth time we sent him over there. But fucking a senator, out of the question.

But that's also crazy too, because like, we let kids fuck senators all the time, so I just don't really... We're just an upside down. I mean, cinema's... I can't believe I'm defending her. I hate her. But, like, it sounds like what she did wrong here is be a woman who took care of a

man. I mean, it sounds like they're really just well I mean like look I don't care about her sex life or whatever but she was paying this guy government dollars to have sex with her you know what I'm saying I mean we got to worse and and we let everyone else get away with that Mark yeah and again I'm not trying to be an asshole but we let that smurphy looking dude from Florida his name I've forgotten thank God do it to children yeah yes Gates did it to kids and we were like yeah

but he was paying that child his own personal money right see men are always doing it the right way and these fucking women coming here and ruin it for us uh so in the fall of 2023 defendant's head of security resigned from her position prior to leaving defendant's head of security expressed to mr amyl she had concerns defendant was having sexual relations with other security members plural she encouraged mr amyl to leave with her but mr amel decided to stay due to the financial security of the job so this woman comes to amel is like hey just so you know Kirsten's banging all you guys.

And Amble, who might have been one of them, is like, but I'm getting paid, yo. I don't care about her. Yeah, she's got a Praetorian guard. She's also using the harem here. I didn't even realize that senators had large personal security details. Yeah, I don't think that necessarily

we're paying for something that large. I feel like she might have got one on her own. This is crazy. I mean, this is, we have. unfortunately a society that's set up where narcissists just are able to succeed in almost every field, at least the ones I pay attention to, politics being

one of them, but like this lady cinema, I mean, we've known this for a while, a real piece of work. I mean, clearly, and this is what bothers me about this, clearly just live in her best life. Like, so unbothered by how she's fucked over the Democratic Party and

Democratic voters, and she's just out here getting railed by big ass hunk fucking security dude? Like it's not brain damage? Yeah So she Like there was She was in office

There was reporting complaints Like she wasn't doing constituent service Or doing events in her At home She also wasn't showing up for important votes in the Senate Of course she wasn't She would post on Instagram Instagrams where she was like running a 5K

In like California And going to a wine tasting afterwards So like this is not even complaints Yeah She is the consummate Like almost caricature Of a narcissistic coastal white lady

except for just from Arizona but yeah so uh so the wife discovered the affair where she found the uh Arizona's on the coast it's at the bottom of the country sorry

so the planet she found his signal messages and planted discovered messages in which a picture of defendant that's a you know Kirsten Cinema wrapped in a towel she's texting pictures of herself in a towel uh cinema offered to help Amel work through his mental health challenges

and Amel agreed Amel stated to cinema he was intimidated by her and defended asked why because she only wants to be intimidating to her opponents, not to people she likes. Amel suggested for, sorry, cinema suggested for Amma

to bring MDMA drugs on a work trip so she could guide him through a psychedelic experience. She's healing this man, and we're on a pre-love trip, right? Help him get him for his PTSD. And, you know, my apologies in advance, but, buddy, I bet it's good. That is the type of crazy I'm into.

What a insane lady, I can fix you. Yeah. It's funny too, because her job is to fix the country. She has no interest in that, but like one fucking crazy guy who again probably did war crime, she's like, now this,

this is a project. Cinnamon and Mr. Amel text message about having sex missionary style with the lights on, and cinema stated, boring, exclamation point. Yeah. See? Called it.

Defendant, purchased a a theragon for ammo and message him to bring it over to her apartment so she could quote work on his back she's pegging this man with a theragun at drew and texting him about him his wife about it all right uh here's my question here's my point here's my legal mind at work there's no way that all she ever sent him is a picture of herself in a towel i could get a picture of her in a towel from her in a week uh just meeting her and not lying to her about who i am like the level of nuts this lady is there's no way she wasn't using that there gone on her own butthole and sending him that they've just deleted it or something it's uh the amazing thing about

christin cinema is like she was able to simultaneously be like a conservative's like parody of what a liberal is like because she's a blue-haired bisexual while also being like a left-winger's parody of a centrist sellout hack at the same time because she like would take a dollar from anybody and fucking, it's like, it's a mate, like, like a goat grifter. You know what I'm saying? Like, no one can pull off like she did. And do you remember, do you remember Katie Hill? Yeah.

Yeah, another bisexual Congress lady who was, you throw, tossed out of her job because she was caught having a sex with an underling. Like, I'm not saying it's like, too. Didn't that happen to a Tennessee governor, lady who was running for governor, who was a state senator? Sorry, go ahead. This is, it's a thing. Right.

Right. Anyway, I think we're, we're supposed to. You were, you're, you're, uh, the friend I have is the leading expert on bisexuals as somebody who's married to one. And, well, I think we're circling around here is like, bisexual senators, great, Congresspeople great, but they need two HR departments because they're getting twice as many fucking whole, complaints. Are you trying to say that bisexuals are hornyer, Mark? That is actually a myth.

It's a very hurtful stereotype. That's 100% true. I think that, I think what's important about the point you're making, and I do, I think this is funny, but I also think this is actually a little important. I'm not one of these people who's ready to throw out identity politics altogether because I think it makes sense to be like, hey, the fact that I'm a, for example, gay black man, it shapes how

I see the world and how I'm treated, so it's going to affect my politics. Totally makes sense to me. But when you center identity politics is the only thing, that's how you end up with a bisexual blue hair who runs 5Ks, but then she's actually just a fucking hack sellout, because it's like, well, she checked a box, and it's like, yeah, but she's

eating box, she's taking pictures of her box, she's got a theragon in her box. We need more than just these three requirements. Like, do you know what I mean? And you're right. She's a goat grifter because she was right on time. I don't know. It's like, as we do

make progress, for some reason in this country progress, a certain percentage of the time is not, hey, we've stopped the military industrial complex. And instead, it's, hey, we made the industrial military complex.

gay. Isn't that awesome? And it's like, no, I don't think, I don't know if it is. We don't need to DEI death and war, or in her case, grifting in crypto. Good for her. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're saying it's like the point, the upside of electing someone

from a particular group or whatever, like a bisexual, is that they will understand the experience and bring it to government and be able to help and care about issues pertaining to that community along with everybody else. But she didn't, not only didn't care about bisexuals, she didn't care about anybody except for getting paying in cryptocurrency. So that's the lesson. She's a narcissist.

Yeah. And that's who they almost all are. You can be a gay narcissist. People know that? I mean, sometimes I wonder if people know that. It's like, do you know that you can be a liberal bad person or a conservative bad person? All right, let's get to the show. We'll start, as always, with The Daily Dumbass.

Matt, graphic, please. Today's D.D. is a woman who worked in Joe Biden's White House, falling for this stupid fake video, making a clear, how we got here. We are live over downtown Minneapolis where, yes, that is a protester in a Viking costume riding what appears to be a personal bathtub on skate wheels. 15 ice agents are on his heels, but look at this. He's pulling away.

All units. Watch the slush. Watch the slush. How do you watch that? I know it's fucking AI. I think because you wanted it to be real because I did so bad. I mean, I'm saying here, reading the copy, knowing that it's fake going, I don't know, looks pretty good to me.

If you guys don't listen to the audio version, it's a guy on a Viking helmet sitting in a bathtub on skateboard wheels, riding down a hill being chased by 15 ice agents. And the voiceover should be a giveaway when it goes, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch the slash. But yeah, that was reposted by a former White House advisor, Nira Tandon, along with the caption. Oh, no, Nira. 50 years from now, people will look at this video and recognize our government had gone mad. So I feel like one of the leading issues of our time is how to back. balance being a country with the First Amendment will also have a population so stupid they need a license to get on the internet? Mm-hmm.

100%. I used to have a bit that was basically like it was around the time where Occupy was popping off. And it was like, you know, we got to have power of the people, man. It was right before that became the Tea Party and fractured in the Bernie. There was like this coalition of like, power of the people, power of the people. And I'm so with that until I look at the people, dude. You know what I mean? Like I hate.

corporations, but I think I trust Recy Cup more than I do one of my neighbors. He tried to tell me that the no-you-turn sign was an ancient symbol for the devil, and that's how they're controlling me or whatever. It's like, I don't know if he deserves the right to vote, much less free speech. Right. But then

like, today we're going to talk about, you know, the third week of the Minnesota occupation if you haven't anything to figure it out by now. But like, that's what, but that's the interesting thing is like, as a person who's still pro the people and pro-democracy, which I admit is a position that's falling the way. It's like, you look at the reaction to the

everyday people in Minneapolis and like they collectively have arrived to the correct conclusion that this is fucking bad, right? Like you say, there's a wisdom of crowds thing is how democracy is supposed to work. We just fuck up every now and then. I'm not really actually against democracy. I mean, it was

a bit, but I, but I, yeah, I understand. It's just that when you start thinking, I mean, the First Amendment dangerous. The second? I mean, you know, I don't think anyone listening right now disagrees. no matter where you are on guns, I would say the people listening to this show

fall somewhere between, we've got to regulate them a little bit, at least, to, like, you know, ban them. And it's like, okay, let's, that's fine, but now let's look at the First Amendment. Like, are we going to make people get a license to be able to have free to? Of course not.

But should we? Should there be a test to get on the Internet? Should you have to pass a fucking, and, by the way, and also, can Joe Biden, one of his top advisors, pass the goddamn thing? Now, my guess is she's having a bad day.

She saw it. She didn't think much. You know what I mean? She's angry. She's scared. Whatever. I get that. Yeah.

Admittedly, I'm predisposed to not be a fan of Dera tanans. That's part of it. So maybe she did. Let's give her some grace. We'll move on, dear. Yeah. Well, I wasn't trying to give her grace as much as I was saying.

Like, I get that not everyone who makes this mistake is an idiot. It's like, the more I'm thinking about it, the more I'm like, I got to stop defending her. I don't like her. And it's a Viking and a Bavis. I think, I mean, I think we're circling around here. It's not just, it's not really the problem with the people so much. It's like, or he's a problem with the people, but like our elites, our ruling class is so fucking online that it's broken their reality and therefore we're suffering downstream from it.

There's not a single person in charge of anything who talks to a regular person anymore. They're all to talk into like their algorithms on Twitter. And, uh, yeah, cloud is all that matters. Yeah. Yeah. And they're all chasing it because, I mean, that's cinema too. I mean, you're going back to her. Like, I don't think she was chasing clout by fucking that Marine,

but, like, in terms of her becoming a politician, and then not showing up to vote and none of that stuff, it's like, yeah, she just wanted the juice. Like, there was no, it's actually genuinely disheartedly. Outside of greed, I think, like, whatever that is, like clout and fame becoming a part of everything, politics, you know, not just entertainment, but politics, sports, whatever. I think that's our second biggest problem here after, after greed.

I wanted to show you this video, because you brought up earlier deying the military death industry. Is this an accent one? Well, don't tip it, Drew. Why are you asking for my paperwork? Because of your accent. I still, you have an accent, too. Where were you born, sir? Where were you born at?

Put your hands behind your back. We got a rainbow coalition fascist state, dude. It's not funny. It is deeply fucking funny, man. I agree. I do want to like, like, so at least that guy is wearing a fucking uniform that border patrol agent. Because the far school nature of all this, you got guys who aren't wearing uniforms who are not showing identification, who are demanding for people walking down the street to show their papers.

You show your fucking papers, dog. They're so upside down right now. Yeah. It's so upside down. Can you play it again? Jamie, pull that up. No, Matt, can you play that video again? Why are you asking for my paperwork?

Because of your accent. Because of your accent. God damn, dude. That's it. That's the clip forever. And it's just like, of course the accent shouldn't mean anything anyway, but saying because of your accent with that thick of an accent, I think we might live in a simulation, and I think I might be the center of it, because it feels particularly crafted to make me nuts.

Right. I wonder what that Border Patrol agent feels like in this moment. It's got to be deeply silly. Plus, he's like, it doesn't sound like he wants to be there. He just wants this guy to show him his fucking to say where he's from so he can move on. But the guy, of course, is like... It was $50,000. Right.

But that's ice. He's a Border Patrol. Anyway. So like, like some anecdotes here. I went to some stuff for the past week. Two teachers who were citizens were taken from their cars if they showed up for school and they tear gas students for complaining about it.

They're going door to door in Minneapolis residential neighborhoods asking people where their Asian neighbors live. They snatched a Hmong guy who's an American citizen out of his house and took him away for an hour in his underwear in the snow and then took him home and he realized he's a citizen. And I think the Hmong part of it, they're intentionally seeking out Hmong people, which like they would have been here since the 70s

after they fought for the CIA and layoffs, so fucking thanks for helping us out over there, guys. There are schools where they're doing hybrid learning, so the white kids are still going to school in person while the kids of color who have reason to worry are doing Zoom school. And one class had to stop while they watched an ice raid happen in an apartment building

for one of their classmates. They're taking people out of cars, the city of Minneapolis had to make an announcement that they're not charging people for towing right now. So if your relative gets snatched. The nice leaves their car in the street. You can come get your car back for free. So that's something.

One of the cars they left in drive, Drew, so it rolled down the street if they snatched the person. A man walking his child to the school bus stop in the morning was adopted by federal officers and they left the child terrified on the street. A family, this story went viral,

as matter of heard about this, a family driving home for their son's basketball game in their car with six kids, including a six-month-old, drove into a situation in her neighborhood where ICE had shot a guy through his door

after lying and say he tried to hit him with a he tried to hit him with a shovel even though he was inside his own house and there was a you know

obviously a fucking half a riot going on they got stuck in the middle of it ice chose to throw flashbangs in tear gas into their car with their kid

the 16, the 18 month old kids stopped breathing and they had to give a mouth the mouth and we're talking about this a little bit later but when they talk about

how these guys just need more training did they forget to put in the manual that you can't throw a flashbang at a fucking baby? I mean, first of all,

I don't think they care, but second of all, yeah. I mean, they did. They did forget that. And I, I don't know, this is where for me, the tone, like my own tone

shifts too, because I don't know. I don't want to be dramatic, I guess, but I'm a comedian, we're having fun. I'm also a citizen, a dad, an attorney, a man that's pretty toxic, if I'm just

being honest, we are at, we're not on the precipice of something. We're in it. They're going door to door. They're tear-gassing babies. What else were we told all these stories about?

Why the fuck else that I have to go to the middle of the Washington D.C. trip. Eighth grade. We're the best trips of my life. room with two of my best friends in a hotel by ourselves. We snuck pot in. We got drunk every night. I finger banged two different girls.

In the middle of that, they made me go to the goddamn Holocaust Museum, which smelled like death. What the fuck was the point of sending me there at 13? If now you're telling me I'm not supposed to do something about this. The whole shaping of my psyche in terms of your grandfather was a hero because he fought in World War II, No, he wasn't. He drove a fucking general around, and then he hung over there because he had a girlfriend in Italy or whatever. Everything about the American mythos was, hey, we're not going to let this happen.

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to sell and now ICE is moving to deport the witnesses as fast as possible before they can give any actual testimony other than what they gave of the Washington Post. Genuinely, and I'm genuinely, I don't know how I'm supposed to look anyone I care about in the eye

and not say when I hear that story the person who choked him should be killed. Now can we try him? Yeah, that would prefer that. More than anything in the world I want that. I actually, I want justice. Like, put them on trial.

Like, but I don't know where I'm, I don't know where anyone's at. I'm not talking to a lot of people other than my wife and she's much crazier than me. But I don't know how anyone else feels, but this is where I'm at. And I've always been more militant than most of my, like, I don't know, whatever liberal friends. But I feel like everyone's at least thinking stuff like that. And at the very least people, even right wingers are watching this shit. and thinking, damn, these guys are going to get shot knocking on the wrong person's door. Like, you know what I mean?

They're at least thinking, that's going to happen. I wouldn't want to beat them. You brought up, like, the second minute. There's a guy who went viral on the right-wing internet yesterday. He's open carrying in his neighborhood in Minneapolis and looking out for ice. And they were like, this guy needs to be arrested. I'm like, you want this guy arrested for opening care in his own neighborhood? What, like, anyway.

So I do want to get this take in here. Here's a Texas Congressman Michael McFall on ABC's Sunday morning show yesterday, being asked about you'll watch the clip that he's questioned about so i you've seen all the videos that are constantly coming out of what's happening in minneapolis let me just play one of them that this was an incident uh with with a woman who was uh you know kind of driving into a situation she was going to a doctor's appointment apparently and he's obviously confused about what's going on but look at how the ice officers I deal with this this woman who says she is disabled and is telling them that she is disabled and is on her way to a doctor's appointment.

I mean, what do you think when you see this kind of stuff? Well, the optics are, yeah, it's not good. They get law enforcement training on conflict resolution, how to deal with that type of situation. They smash the window of her car. They cut her out. They throw her to the ground. It appears to be a little overzealous, but what about the actions of the murderers and the drug traffickers? Okay.

What about the murders? What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, it's like these people really think, and to some extent they're right, that America sees this as just a black and white right left, whatever, whatever issue. so it's as if they believe right but don't you guys remember when we told you there were rapists have you guys it's like they he almost sounded um arrogant almost kind of condescending have you forgotten about the rapist yeah i guess i did i guess i forgot about the rapist when we were having a conversation about this disabled woman being dragged out of a car by seven state thugs in masks.

I guess for a brief moment there, I forgot that you were protecting her from rapists. And that lady's an American citizen, by the way, she just took her wrong. She was just trying to go down the street, and she was getting a bunch of conflicting orders from different cops, one telling her to turn off here, turn here, one telling her to stop her car,

one telling her to get out, one time to keep her hands on the wheel, and then they all get mad at her because they all yelling her different things. They all collectively decide that it's her fault that they're stupid. And like so but like the what about is a man that's such a cartoonish level of it like what about the murder is like why hasn't this disabled lady who got mad at because her legs didn't work why doesn't she denounce to mas drew So one of the reasons this is happening, and Wall Street journalists are reporting on it the other day, we talked before in this show how the ICE is a 3,000 person a day quota, and that's basically just because they want to get to a million people a year,

and that's roughly multiplies out to a million people. They're still not close to hitting there yet, but what they've done is they've relaxed the standards, so ICE agents get additional rewards based on their request, and those rewards count even if the person is released without charges. So they can grab citizens and accounts toward their quota when they're trying to get their 3,000. It's the only way they can do it. So when they snatch somebody off the street and take them back an hour later, that counts. Yeah, I mean, this is so dark and sad.

We can talk about why that's wrong all day long. But my personal belief is it's not just like quotas in a million so Trump can say the number. That might be Trump's motivation. You might sell Donald Trump on this and some other people in his White House on the idea of like, you know, this is what we're going for. We're tough and we're going to say a million and we've got to hit these numbers. They want, there are people back. There's Stephen Miller's one of them. You know, you look into Project 2025 and some of the darker parts of it. There are people inside that administration. There are people who are helping him shape this policy who want to arrest citizens, not to hit a million.

but to do it for the sake of doing it. Whether it's an intimidation factor thing or whether it's like, yeah, but we're going to get, first of all, they're probably going to be brown. You know, like, oh, you're a citizen, but you did have an accent. Also, we're in Minnesota. We're in Minneapolis.

That's a pretty blue part of Minnesota. There is absolutely a, like I said, an us versus them aspect of this, and they're banking on enough people either being okay with that because it's us versus them. They're still like in the culture war, regardless of who's being arrested,

regards to the fact that probably a right-wing guy with his guns, having his rights infringed upon, or enough people not caring enough. And it's just, it's really dark. I cannot express this enough. We are so much further along than anyone seemingly

on a big platform wants to acknowledge or admit. The Wall Street Journal is like, yep, we figured it out. They want to hit a million. Sure, but they also are, in my opinion, very vehemently trying. trying to just intimidate and do brown shirt stuff. Right.

That's why the degree that we're just not working, like no one seems to be intimidated. So I find fascinating and inspiring. But yeah, they really do not. Some parts of the administration definitely want to grab, like imprison everyone to the left of, you know, them. Then you got like the bureaucracy, which just like is trying to figure out what they want

and give it to them but is incompetent at it. Like so I read this story this morning. Isis facial recognition happened. I misidentified a woman twice. So ICE is using this facial recognition app called Mobile Fortify. They have been instructed and told lawmakers is more definitive determination of someone's immigration status than their birth certificate.

And this woman's filed a lawsuit because she was here legally. She was snatched up. The ICE agent asked who she was. She told him. The ICE agent didn't believe her. The woman produced documents. The ICE agent didn't believe. Ice agent scanned her face,

which told the agent this woman was someone she was not. who was a different person who was here illegally. The woman disputed that. The ice agent scanned her face again, told her it was a different woman who was here illegally than the first time she scanned her face. She still trusted the app. We keep making the AI racist.

Yeah, but you can't, like, so you can't, you don't trust the birth certificate, but you do trust the app that told you this one woman, this two women. Well, again, it's not a bug, it's a feature for them. Second of all, this is sounds like some AI shit, probably trained on them. They all look the same to them.

You can ask a racist, is this the same woman? They're going to be like, yeah. Well, if you let a fucking racist train the AI, the AI is going to be like, they all look the same to me, boss. Feed me more algorithm.

There's intentional racism, baked into AI too, but it's also just accidental racism because the people that build the apps that train them with their own faces are typically tend to be white or Asian. That's what I'm saying. The robot is us.

We are afraid of AI. We should be because it's us. but it's just us. Yeah, man, that's minority report stuff. I mean, that's kind of what I'm getting at. I don't think I'm being Tim Foil had to here. We're in it. The upshot is they're so stupid.

I do want to point in an important distinction here. In Minority Report, the precarct system worked. It worked so well that the murderer had to fool it with an ingenious plan to frame Tom Cruise. Right? Here, this candidate, the pre-cog would tell you that one person is two people. and you'd be like, yep, sure, we got to arrest both of them, I guess.

Both these one people. It doesn't fucking make any different. That is a feature, not a bug, because they just want to arrest people. I mean, this whole argument presupposes the notion that they actually want to arrest the right people. Anyone who still, maybe the guy on the ground does or doesn't care, but anyone who still believes that that's what the goal is, is a baby, is a little bitty baby, right or left, or whatever it is. Anyone who even entertains the possibility that this,

This is about deporting people who, quote, unquote, deserve it. However you define that is a little bitty baby brain. The way I put it is the goal is to make the country wider by any means necessary. And like deporting citizens, grabbing up random people and flaming and uprising, all those things are like breaking a few eggs to make an omelet. Yeah, but I would also add to it that this is 100% a show of force for an intimidation factor. And, in my opinion, and now I am getting ten full Hattie, but I'll acknowledge that. I think it's also like they went to Chicago first and everyone was like, oh man, you're not going to go over to D block.

You know what I mean? Like what's going to happen? They're going to get shut. It's like if you think about it, when you look at the places they went and the order they went in Portland, they're trying to incite a riot. Because it was the place the moron would think a riot would happen. And they want the riot because the insurrection act is on the way. We are, again, in my opinion, we're on step seven and everyone is acting like we're on step two. It's just that they're so stupid.

We keep going, well, they can't be on step seven, Drew, because, you know, look at how fascism is played out in these other countries. I'm like, yeah, but that was by mostly competent fascists. We got idiots. The way I put is they think they're on step seven, but they're, but they're, but they're, but they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're saying it's so ineffective,

they're basically at the effectiveness of level two. Because like, so you look at like, like, so Chicago, they sent like a thousand guys in to a city of four or five million people or whatever. So they're like, okay, that didn't work. So they sent three thousand guys. into a city of 400,000 people, and they still can't really subdue it. So now, but they still haven't gotten

the real riot yet. So now they're saying Phillies next, they will absolutely get the riot in Philly. I think they will too. And in my opinion, that's how I know they're idiots. It's like, bro, you should have started there. So this is a like, well, since you revel in the bleak,

we'll probably do that a little too much today. But like, so we're, like, I want to point us out, the people being detained are being held the Whipple building, which is near at Fort Snelling, in Minnesota. Fort Snelling, if you've heard of it, is the site of the largest mass execution in United States history. They hang 38 Dakota men in December of 1862 after one of the Indian wars. Just in case you think our deep state was any more competent than two of those 38 were hanging by accident, one by mistaken identity, the other one because they accidentally

hanged a white kid who was adopted by the tribe. I bet if you looked hard enough into it, you would find one of their descendants has been arrested by eyes who thinks they're Mexican. So it's mostly, like, one of the reasons they're inflaming the whole city is like, of course, they're mostly trying to fuck with black and brown people, but other people are getting in their way. I don't watch this video

because they're basically fucking with everybody no matter what they look like. Saturday, Ice agents dragged Texas porn Roelho Jimenez out of his car in Brooklyn Park, detaining him before he says they realized they had the wrong man. They just racial profile.

Sunday, I surround Irma Escado's car in West St. Paul. Her husband Luis rushes outside to show them her passport card. Hey, they cover their face. Nobody's responsible. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Monday, Ryan Eklund says Ice agents detained him on his own street in Woodbury after he began tracking them at a grocery store. It was opening of the vehicle, removing my seatbelt and pulling me out of the car to the

ground. Are you concerned that that could happen to you? Very concerned that that's going to happen to us. They followed us and kept circled us and kept circled. around us at various points in an attempt to intimidate us. All right. So, again, street joke for you, Drew, two Mexicans, a rabbi and a random white guy walking to a bar together, and ICE just beats the shit out of all of them.

I want to talk about the resistance here for a second. So Republican on CNN gave this advice on protesting. I'll pull this video just because I know you will love it so much, Drew. You peacefully protest in the town square. You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. Are they peacefully violent for now? You peacefully protest by starting a letter to be a podcast. You peacefully protest by starting a substacker doing a podcast.

That's the limits of what you're allowed to do. What do the kids say? We're cooked, bro. Yeah. On God. But, you know, I have been a little bleak. Here's my positives. It's not working because they're incompetent.

It's also not working because we're not that stupid. Like, individually, Americans are the dumbest people in the history of the world. that's just, it's true, go back to Joe Biden's advisor thinking the Viking in the bathtub was real, but collectively Americans ain't dumb at all. We can't be. We're like too stubborn or something. We got too much fucking bald eagle in us. I don't know what it is.

And there's something to that. You know, you can wrap yourself in the flag and get a little too out of control with it, but I do think there's something to that. There's something to people just demanding kind of to be left the fuck alone. And these powers that be, if they want to do what they're, trying to do, they're going to figure out how to balance that. They're going too hard in the pain.

And in some ways, like, we're more sor of all than we're led to believe, but there is something about the American spirit where everyone has a kind of oppositional defiance disorder, like a toddler where, like, you just not, you can't tell people what to do too much. That's whether they're, this is it, I, if I was working in Trump's White House, I would have better have better ideas

about how to implement authoritarianism and what they're getting up to because they're just doing their most... They're dumb. Yeah. There was a I think you guys have followed a video, of one of the way things people are doing to fuck with ice is just pouring buckets of water on the sidewalk and in the street around the facility

so they're all busted their ass all the time. Yeah, they're home-aloning ice, Drew. I fucking love it so much. It's so great, too, to think about a lot of these boys coming from Texas, Mississippi, and then they just end up there in minus nine-degree weather. I mean, it's like, it's honestly, as the kids would say,

it's giving Vietnam a little bit where it's like, yeah, but you forgot. where you got to fight these people. You know, this is the descendants of fucking Vikings and German religious fanatics who moved to the tundra to be left alone so they could worship God the way they want. You're not going to fuck with them in the winter.

Come back in June. You might have a shot. There's like a, it's like, we know how to correlate to the, you know, no land wars in Asia, don't invade Russia in the winter. It should also be like, don't try to do police actions in cities where,

or NFC North football teams still play their games outdoors. Yeah, dude. If they've ever had a hockey riot, don't fuck with these people till June. I wouldn't fucking live there. Like, I, yeah. So,

did you see the whole thing with Jake Lang? Do you know what I'm talking about? Unfortunately, I know who you're talking about. He's a right-wing YouTuber who was pardoned for January 6-related shit. He went to Minneapolis over the weekend, and he tried to stage an account.

counter protest that 12 people showed up to where he was going to burn a Koran in front of City Hall instead he got pelted with snowballs and almost froze to death when people like shoved them around and like he had to like he was begging for help from the people who were pelting him with water balloons to a point where

like somebody rescued him and drove him away it was a trans woman immigrant who they really wouldn't even she realized who he was kicked him out of her car back into the cold so that fucking ruled uh yeah and I saw that a black man escorted him from the crowd to that woman

and you know I wish I believed he or anyone else would learn a lesson from this but I don't I don't believe it yeah I would want to point out to Jake that it was not any of the 12 people who came to your Koran burning

he was trying to save your life so the guy the white dude in the video we showed a few minutes ago who got pulled out of his car and beat up by ice the news coverage said he followed him from a grocery store which is what people are doing they come across ice or fall them around and blowing their horns.

It's really pissing people off. Ice is doing this thing because they're running the plates of people that are following them. If someone's following them, they'll drive by the person's house and stop and point at the house. You'd be like, I know where you live. Which I've only seen people following them who are recording it laugh at this because what the fuck are you going to do? You know who gives a shit. But I do want to point out, like, if you watch one of the original videos from Renee Good's shooting, the video of the cop made that Jonathan Ross recorded.

on his cell phone. He's recording their license plate. And then Renee Good's wife goes, recording it'll be the same this afternoon. You come back. We don't change our license plates every morning. ICE is changing their license plates routinely so ICE patrols can keep track of where their vehicles are.

So who is it that's behind enemy lines here? Right. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, it's also like you can't purport to be like, well, you're not obeying law enforcement. When you're changing your license plates, and you're fucking running red lights

and you're making dangerous U-turns and shit and threatening people at gun pointers just falling around legally on roads. And like the degree to which like I find inspiring about all this, it's not just like leftist or radicals or like your normal protesters who are getting involved in this shit.

I want to quote here from a buddy of mine who lives in Minnesota and Minneapolis. He's talking about a parent at his kids preschool. A couple weeks ago he had to show them how to download signal. Now, one of them who's a chemist sent out a formula to the group chat for an eye wash to counteract

tear gas using house and stuff you find around your house like you basically put sugar and if you go the thing as a water jug to shake it up that almost made me cry that's what the fuck I'm talking about I'm a big quote here I'm having normal parents that never met at my kid's school going from how do I download signal to I was

running all these plates into the rapid response chat within a week and it's fucking wild I'm not kidding I'm about I'm getting emotional that is the only thing that is the only thing other than their incompetence that's going to stop this. Yeah, I'm not sure if that's like the way to put that is it makes me proud to be an American or it makes me proud to be a human being.

But either way, it's like I'm proud. It makes this makes me feel better. Like, uh, so they're doing solidarity stuff like a Minneapolis church that's lived more than 12,000 boxes of groceries. The families are staying home and hiding. Um, uh, this vote here is a church named Iglesia Dios Hablaoi.

Uh, I hope whoever's running that has experience with counterintel. And I mean, not that many of the ICE officers are smart enough to figure it out, but we keep putting this in the paper. Someone's going to go and try to figure out where all these people are hiding based upon the drops. Yeah, they'll start. Yeah, I'm sure once this article was printed, they started following the drivers. But, yeah, they have 24,000 families registered and there's a wait list for more. Guys were just informally running beer drops over the weekend.

Taking the Latino, homies, beer while they're watching the playoffs, just some 30 packs. There's volunteer laundry services for people. I used to take out laundry mats. so people are doing laundry for their neighbors. Which leads us to the counterinsurgency. I want to read this from Tom Holman. God, we're doing the dumbest version of the fucking Iraq invasion in Minneapolis. Quote, we're going to create a database.

These people that are interfering, we're going to make them famous and put their face on TV. We're going to let their employers and their neighborhoods and their schools know who these people are. I bet you a lot of their employers don't know what they are doing. Okay, well, I guess you can try to get people's neighbors in Minneapolis. turn on them for helping their neighbors, but I don't think that's how it's really going to work. But they're trying to do the Charlie Kirk, you know, which hunt strategy to get people fired over tweets, except as people taking boxes of food to the neighbors. Also, I just want to point out, like publishing the names of protesters and contacted

their employers is literally shit that people did during the Civil Rights Movement, white citizens councils we get up to. But the more serious point. Not in the long run. I mean, it didn't work between 1968 and yesterday. but apparently we're redoing segregation so maybe it did maybe it only worked in the short term

or didn't work in the short term it won't work because let me tell you something even about like the most basic ass like right wing man and I'm not talking about like the extreme ones who are like trying to join ice but just like a basic ass one even if he doesn't like that

he's not going to get up in arms because it's badass like also embedded in this fucked up I'm a libertarian I asked the government if I could put on my license plate. They issued me, don't tread on me. But I support ICE and no way do I think that's stupid.

Also embedded in that brain, though, is like, you're allowed to be anything but a pussy. And they're going to hear, like, you're not being a pussy if you're doing this. This is badass. It's unattailable. That did occur to be, like, I was thinking about, like, like, the fucking decade-long debate about whether or not Trump's a fascist or things should be over now.

But either way, like, the thing that it was always true is, is the people in that movement, what they share with fascists is a really stupid, weak person's idea of what strength looks like. Yes. So, like, that's really the divide, the 70-30 divide.

When people watch the original killing of Renee Good, you watch the video, most of it see a guy reacting at a really weak manner, lashing out at someone who was defenseless in a way that didn't need to happen because he's emotionally throwing a fucking fit because he's a baby with a small dick.

what they see is a woman being respectful and a guy rightfully asserting his social position as the guy who should be in charge. That's fascism. Right. Speaking of what you want to quote here before we go, Stephen Miller. But she was trying to get away. I guess the point I was trying to make, though, is until we get to like full on snitching on your neighbors gets them thrown in the hole, no one's going to like fire someone for being on the other side if the thing you, you learn about them is that they're not scared.

Right. Even the fascists, not all of them, but a lot of them are going to be like, yeah, that's what I expected. You know, like, yeah, there's a fight. Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if I'm making sense, but I just feel like in my experience, dealing with people who kind of like love Joe Rogan, for example, if you call Joe Rogan a pussy, they will hear the next thing that you have to say regardless of what it is about their hero. Because now they're like leaned in like, well, wait a minute.

I see I'm dealing with a fellow badass here. Yeah, most definitely. I do want to say before we get out of here, I want to quote here from Stephen Miller on Charlie Kirk's show because I guess they're still doing that. With the thousands of officers that we have now in response to the incredible threats and violence in Minnesota, there is within that an opportunity to interdict large numbers

of these insurrectionists and then use them to gain insight in these networks and deliver criminal consequences. You're talking about rolling up criminal conspiracies related to neighbors bringing food to each other because the them that is a criminal conspiracy, because you're helping an immigrant stand hiding, but they think it's like a, they want to hit him with Rico Chargers or whatever,

which like there's some leaked documents, a pissed off border patrol agent, leaked some who doesn't like, the backstories that doesn't like the stuff that's going on, so you leaked this to an independent reporter with the name of Ken Clippenstein. Headline, exclusive, secret ice programs revealed.

The doctors relate to operations called Bench Warmer, Pidal Wave, abracadabra, dust off, Florida Lee. There's just a few of secret programs recently undertaken about criminal law enforcement. Operation Abricadabracian, is a covert effort to develop informants among immigrants in detention and Operation Benchwomber as spans the point of 2,000 intelligence assets across the country,

I guess. Like, what they're doing is they're putting ICE agents in detention facilities to like, be like, wow, it's crazy how we're all members of Antifa's Trenda Aragua Division, and because they're like a white guy with a thick neck, the other guys are like, okay, you know?

So, here's a slide related to one of the, they pitched for one of the programs. Operation Aber-Kadabber was initiated with the requirement of interviewing 100% of individuals apprehended to gather intelligence and identify follow-one targets such as stash houses and individuals conducting illegal activity. The purpose it continues is, quote, tying every individual who crosses the border illegally to a foreign terrorist organization, a transnational criminal organization, and or utilizing intelligence to develop targets. So I was shocked to learn that my neighborhood, my building's maintenance man, Luis, who's like a 50-year-old guy who will walk dogs with, is apparently an MS-13 by definition. And they're going to prove that.

Yeah. They're going to keep kidnapping people until somebody confesses to that and they can roll up every immigrant as part of this conspiracy. I mean, there's two things, I think. One makes me feel better and one still scares me. One is, they really are so dumb. I mean, what an operation. they're planning. And then on the other hand is like, but their plan isn't to make it legit or make it work in the sense that we think of it. Their plan is to just get that,

run with it, and then convince enough people to let them to keep doing what they're doing, you know, people who want to believe that this administration is doing the things that they voted for. There are people, this is true, whether people, you know, I don't know if this makes people feel bad or good, but there are people who voted for Donald Trump, who are desperate for something like that, who are desperate in their psyche and their little baby bird brains and baby bird hearts for something like that to justify what's going on.

Because otherwise, you know, they're complicit. Well, it also would make the world make sense to them because in their world, everybody wants every immigrant gone, and so if a whole city is rising up to resist it and projecting their neighbors, and they're not being paid, they're doing it voluntarily, because they hate you and your entire worldview and reject it, it's disconcerting.

So, Drew, do you want to plug your tour dates before we go? Sure. What a show we've had. I am much funnier on stage. Mark won't be the only one laughing if you come see me. The show that I got coming up, I think that I'm most excited about. You can go check me out online at Drew Moore Comedy, and you can find whatever you need.

But I will plug that me and Corey Forrester, who most of your fans, I think, are familiar with, We're doing a co-headlining gig, February 15th in Athens, Georgia, on the back end of Heathen's Homecoming, which is the Drive-by Truckers Music Festival. Now, that was like a mouthful to plug one show, but I'm inviting you guys to come to Athens, if you live near there, even if you don't. Check out the Drive-By Truckers for a weekend at the 40-Watt in front of their fans who've loved them for 30 years. And then see me and Corey do comedy in front of the guys, Mike Cooley, co-frontman of the Drive-Byteau. truckers is going to host. I've told him he can say nothing and just bring us up

or he can tell a story. He is legitimately one of the funniest men alive. So I'm excited about that. February 15th of Corey Forrester, Drew Morgancom for tickets at Drew Morgan Comedy because the A.N. didn't fit for all your following me needs. Please follow me.

Follow me online. Follow me to hell and back. Another thing I want to plug, I haven't officially announced it yet. We've been talking about it. my other podcast Gravy Baby with DJ Lewis and Carmen Morales. We are working on what I would call a mutual aid project right now. Mutual aid is how I would define all of the stuff you guys are just hearing about. Neighbors doing laundry.

Neighbors dropping off beer for the playoffs, which is hilarious. Neighbors dropping off food. That is mutual aid. What is mutual aid is when you help people without leaning on the government or any other institution because you don't know if you can trust them right now. DJ and I are launching Carmen's helping us but this is an old one we did in the past

we are going to basically drive around and do comedy but also hit places that like you know as we know they're going to have like when the next hurricane Helene comes we'll be bringing gas we'll be bringing supplies we'll also do some comedy

we'll make some food for them we're also going to smuggle stuff illegally and I want everyone to know that now that's this is I'm not I'm not that kind of smuggler where I'm going to do it under the cloak of darkness, guys. It's time to do crime.

It's time to do good crime. Everyone listening, figure out what good crimes you can do. Smuggle abortion pills. It's time to do good crime. Don't fucking kid yourself. It's time to do good crime. All right.

Well, Drew, thanks for doing the show, buddy. Appreciate you. We had a Patreon episode later this week. Trey will be back, I expect. And then next week, we back as normal. So thank you guys for listening. We appreciate you. See you next week.

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