Weekly Skews - S6 Ep44: Weekly Skews – Trump Takes Revenge on Saudi Arabia for 9/11 (By Accident)
Episode Date: September 16, 2026A Texas politician innovates in the field of football racism. Turns out a Kansas Senator has been taking it upon himself to bring back debtor’s prisons. Trump causes three different diplomatic rows... with the U.K. in a week, including trying to resurrect the I.R.A. Then, the U.S. attempts to bring about the downfall of Saudi Arabia through a Rube Goldberg machine that hits everyone in the balls.This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/SKEW now. You'll get 15% off your first order when you use SKEW at checkoutThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% at https://www.betterhelp.com/skews
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What's up everybody? Welcome back and happy Scus Day to you. It's Tuesday, September 15th,
2026. We're recording this on Monday, September 14th at about 1.30 p.m. on the west coast.
As it's often the case we sit down and record this, I unhinged my jaw and shoveled an entire meal
into my mouth in less than 30 seconds right before we started. And I've got something stuck in the back
of my throat mark, so that'll be happy. Just know that the whole episode long. Maybe nothing
will come of it. Maybe I'll asphyxiate halfway through. We'll see.
So you place your bets now on Cal She.
How are you doing?
I also have a bad taste of my mouth due to the Dallas fucking Cowboys.
God damn it.
All right.
So I hope you had a good weekend watching football.
I know you won some money.
Congratulations.
We texted us about your gambling success.
Legal gambling success.
When you were watching football this weekend, were you like upset that the people rooting
for the same team as you weren't white enough?
no that's
dude I like the Raiders
so no
I'm the whitest Raiders fan alive
I think
or one of them
most of the Amigos
Tos and stuff you know what I mean
like it's so no that's never bothered me before
well that
me neither
that that separates you and me from
the guy by the name of Bo French
who's a Texas political fake
I know like Bo French sounds like
like a cartoon poodle who's also a detective,
but I promise you he's a politician.
He's a guy in Texas is running for a spot
in the Railroad Commission,
and a railroad commission regulates the oil and gas industry,
and he's running to regulate the oil and gas industry
on a platform of let's kill all Muslims, basically.
Sure.
It's basically, like, it's kind of a major development in American politics.
Like, basically since Elon took over Twitter,
if not a little sooner, that Republican politicians
are now more racist than their base,
which used to be the way the opposite, right?
right for sure so what uh like he's
friends has gotten a little pushback from this
including john corn in which we'll get to but basically
the morning after Texas Longhorns pulled off a huge
upset comeback against Ohio State Saturday night
French shared a photo of students who appear to be South
Asian I don't know my to my eye that looks South Asian but they're
cheering on in the stands wearing burnt orange
and French who was called for the deportation of
a hundred million people
which are you certain you're not in the 100 million?
Because I don't know if I'm white enough to be in the 200 million that are left.
But he said that the scene of the Texas football game shows, quote,
how many Americans have been displaced by foreigners?
I want to pull up this tweet, Matt, if you got it.
That's the photo.
Right.
Cowboy hats and everything.
Cowboy hats, backwards ball caps and that sort of thing.
At a SEC football game.
No, I know.
I saw this and it's like, you're right about how it shifted so much because it used to be, I mean, from my perspective anyway, there was always this, if you called them racist for being super anti-immigration or whatever back in the day, there was this whole, at least a purported narrative of like, well, no, listen, you know, there's a right way and a wrong way to do things. These people come over here. They don't adapt to our culture. They refuse to assimilate. They just try to turn this country into their country. They don't learn the language, all that. And that's, I'm just saying that I'm opposed to that is how they would frame it.
But it's like there's nothing more sort of fucking red-blooded American-type shit
than losing your shit at an SEC football game and a cowboy hat.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like these guys are clearly assimilating.
Accepting American culture is what I'm saying.
Used to, it would be hard for me to imagine anybody that wasn't literally in a Nazi outfit,
having a problem with that publicly.
But now it's like, you know, a guy who's actively running for office will tweet it.
it out without a second thought, which is pretty wild.
And again, I want to reiterate, the office itself is nothing to do with immigration at all,
unless you're talking about, like, how many, like, foreign visa workers can work as
engineers in the oil fields or something.
But, like, so I want to quote here from the Texas Monthly, these exchanges come amid
rising hostility against Muslims as well as the state's fast-growing Indian population.
As Republicans raise concerns by the H-1B visa program, they're largely used by high-skill Indian
immigrants.
earlier this year Greg Abbott's told state agencies and public universities to pause their process
to give any new H-1B visas.
Now, these things happen in parallel, but like, we need to talk about, like, Texas University
admissions for a second, because if you never spent much time in Texas, like, who gets into
UT is a fucking blood sport, right?
There was, the Supreme Court case that struck down affirmative action in Texas was like,
like it was all about UT admissions.
And what they did, and I'd like, talking about how much this country's changed.
last 20 years.
Texas used to have affirmative action.
Right.
And like, so what they did, what they replaced it with at the time, a top 10% rule.
And then I think it's now a top 5% rule where like, basically they went to a colorblind
meritocratic system where if you're in the top 10% or top 5% of your high school class,
you are automatically admitted to any state university you want to go to, which is UT, right?
This is one everyone wants to go to.
So like, this is what colorblindness looks like.
like is brown as fuck apparently.
So what is the actual problem here?
And they,
meaning, right.
Meaning like they want to D.E.I.
admit more white kids who weren't,
even though they weren't in the top 5%
of their student body,
or whatever.
It's also like the picture,
that's a picture of the graduate section.
That's like the grad student section.
Like it's like,
I don't know if it's a frat or whatever,
but it's like a group of,
they're all sitting together with their friends.
I don't know.
It's like,
the school,
itself is still like the biggest ethnic group is still white people. They, they think no white people
go to UT, which is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I saw a stat that said 80% of the student body is like
native-born Texans. It didn't, you know, white or Hispanic or whatever, I don't know, but it said
that 80% of the body, a student body at Texas are kids that are from Texas. I think it's 80, 10, 10% in-state
Texans, 10% out-of-state Americans, and 10% international. Right. Which is like, you know, very
reasonable breakdown, you know, you would think.
Yeah.
It's also, it's like you have no way of knowing if these dudes are like, are they coming here just
to get, I went to grad school with guy, a dude who came from India, a guy came from Russia,
a girl who came from China.
And they all like graduated and went back home, you know, immediately with their American
degrees and like worked back there or whatever.
You have no way of knowing if any of these dudes are, you know, doing that.
Like whether they're taking American jobs or, I mean, I guess this guy's position is they're taking American university positions.
It's not even, doesn't even get to the working part.
But I'm just saying.
Also, they're like college students.
They're not drug addicts or gang members.
You have no idea if they have any intention of staying here.
I'm just saying it's like, just say that it, there's no, there's no way for a person who looks like that to exist in this country that's okay with you, is what I'm saying.
They're, they're overwhelming likely that they're from, they're from fucking planot.
Texas. They're from Houston. They're not from India.
Like, like, so like, this is the crazy part. It's like, like, usually racist will be like, you know, uh, the messians are bringing in drugs and crime. And while that's racist and off, at least we do agree that crime is bad, right? Right. But they're not even accused. They're based, the anti-Indian racists are like the, the peak level of racism. Because what they're mad about is that Indian parents, people from India have raised kids who studied hard and got into good colleges.
see what I'm saying?
It's like
they're not even accusing them.
They're just accusing them of existing
while not being white.
And like I want to explain to you talking about who both French is for a second
because by the way,
Texans keep wasting fucking really cool names
with shitty politicians.
Both friends, remember Briscoe,
Briscoe Kane?
No, I thought you were going to say
it was in Briscoe County,
the Bruce Campbell character?
I thought that's where you're.
No.
There was a guy named Briscoe Cane.
It was a state legislator.
I think he lost his elect.
years back.
I remember I was joking about it
because you'd think
Briscoe Kane would be like
Marlboro Man, like
ladies love him
but you wouldn't want to take him
on in a bar fight
but he's like a little twerp
who wears oversized suits
that don't fit, right?
So anyway,
both France is similar to do
like both for,
I disagree about politics
but like beyond that
he's just a gigantic piece of ship.
All right?
In June of last year
he posted a poll
on his Twitter asking
who was a bigger threat to America
and the two options
were Jews and Muslims.
Just one week in July
he did these three things
He said a fundraising email
that appears to invoked
the conspiracy theory
that led to the Holocaust.
He called to round up
all Chinese people
and he quoted
an obscure white nationalist novel.
And this part
has nothing to do
with racism and more politics.
He was a business partner
of Chris Kyle,
you know, American sniper.
Yeah, uh-huh.
They ran a law enforcement training company
called Kraft International,
which, by the way,
so pay a thousand bucks
to go to a shooting seminar
led by the American sniper,
so it's a fucking,
it's a griff, whatever.
But anyway,
they were doing it together.
So after Chris,
Kyle got killed in 2013, French
and a business partner were sued by his
widow, Taya, Kyle,
for literally forcing her out of the company.
He screwed
the American sniper's wife,
widow, out of fucking money, the lady
who's seeing a mail outplayed in the movie.
In February 16,
lawyers for Taya Kiles sent French's cease and desist
to order demanding these stop using her late husband's
name and image and campaign materials.
He's been an ongoing, in an ongoing
beef over money and using Chris Kyle's
image in's campaign ads with Hearst for like a fucking decade.
How does he keep, I mean, how do you get away with that, like, as a grifter in that world?
Like, they hate stolen valor so much and, you know, stolen valor don't hit for me either.
But I'm saying, like, clearly using that guy's image to make money while you're actively in a dispute with his widow who you are, like, screwing over financially.
I mean, people just don't know about it, I guess.
but it just feels like it'd put an end to that pretty quickly.
You just think even those people,
if there was a line that could be crossed,
it'd be that kind of line, you know, cops and shit.
His beef with her,
like his French ran the,
he ran the Republican Party in Tarrant County,
where I used to live,
which, you know, contains full worth.
And, like, he, uh, basically his beef with her was,
like, she, you know, is involved in politics.
She was, like, a campaign treasurer for a sheriff.
Uh, fucking French tried to ruin the sheriff's reelection campaign,
to get revenge on Tea Kyle
some bank shot thing
to point a bunch of police organizations
that had announced him
and tell him to stay the fuck out of it.
Like he's,
everybody hates this motherfucker.
The fact he's going to win
is really fucking frustrating.
So yet,
and then profiles and courage here,
John Cornyn, who of course lost his primary
to Ken Paxton back in May.
He's because he's political career is over.
He's free to actually be a decent person now.
So he blasted French's comment,
called another to do the same.
Quote, this is the Republican nominee
for statewide office.
Or other Republicans,
elected officials are going to condemn the intolerance and racism or look the other way
while it becomes normalized.
This is how great political party is self-destruct, sad.
Right.
So I like a lot of Indian Americans are pretty politically conservative.
They help big a bunch of Indian American organizations held fundraisers for joint like joint
fundraisers for Trump and Narenda Modi who's like the Hindu nationalist leader of
of India.
And like so you basically like I'm not I'm not doing like political, you know,
strategy for the bubbling
the party of Texas, but like, this is how you lose.
You know, and
with Beau French, practically,
his race matters very little to the party.
Like, they have a, they have a
super majority on the railroad
commission. So they can let him
fucking lose. And like, like,
the job is to like let the landman
the cast of landman do whatever they want.
You don't need both friends. Like, if you
have both fronts loses, gas is not
going to be illegal in Texas. There's no, this is
for fucking nothing. Right. So why are they?
No one else has condemned it or anything.
No.
Our boy, Teg Cruz, nobody like that is condemned it.
Yeah, because, yeah, John Cornyn, I mean, I agree with what he said, but as you pointed out, like, if he had won his primary, would he be doing that?
I don't know.
And like you said, like, what did they even, it's not like this due to some big fish, why is he even matter.
So if they're refusing to condemn it, there have to be other reasons, which are just like, you know, pointing to more sort of like cultural rot or whatever.
and the larger Republican Party, I feel like.
Like, it's not even about any kind of practical consequences, really.
It's just like you can't even be seen to be disagreeing with blatant racism, which is bad,
like for the rest of us that that's the place that they're in.
The old guard of the Republican Party that was trying to stay sane, tried to impeach Ken Paxton
for corruption and immorality last year.
We did a whole episode about it.
and Donald Trump and Maga Close ranks about it to protect him,
and now he's the nominee.
And Greg Abbott was asked about Beau French's post,
and his response was to brag about stopping the H-1B visas
and to say the real racist is James Talariko.
So, yeah.
All right.
Well, on that fun note, let's keep going.
Let's get right into it.
Producer Matt, please.
Let's do the Daily Dumbass.
This week's D.D. is Can't.
who don't understand the part of the Hippocratic Oath where doctors have SWAT teams arrest their pregnant patients.
This is Republican Kansas Senator Roger Marshall during a debate at where else a state fair.
Those are common, common business practices.
We would go a year before we would ever send somebody over.
So what this story is about, Roger Marshall was an OBGYN by trade before he went into politics.
I practiced for 25 years before he ran for Congress in 2016.
His current campaign website says that he was often, quote,
the only OBGYN in the area in his largely rural region of the state.
He's also highlighted his care of low-income patients.
Sometimes, he said in 2017, women drove over 100 miles to see him
because he accepted Medicaid,
the public health benefits program for the poor.
So how could anyone be mad at this poor country doctor
with a spray tan and veneers?
It's because, let me read this headline for you from the New York Times.
a doctor sued 700 patients for debts.
81 were arrested.
Now he's a senator.
A total is oldest time.
Yeah.
This is fucking, like,
like some of these debts were as low as $100.
He was like doing fake up charges.
And then he sent like people like like,
I got to read the details of the story.
Let me read the top of this first.
It was Easter weekend in 2007
when a police car pulled up to Joe Vasquez's home in rural Kansas.
A doctor had filed a lawsuit against him and his wife
for over an unpaid $4,000.
$1,200 bill for her emergency hysterectomy three years earlier.
And the doctor's lawyers asked the court to issue an arrest warrant.
Police took the couple into custody as their grandchildren prepared for an egg hunt.
They spent two days in jail for their son could borrow the money to post bond.
Now, the doctor sued the couple was Roger Marshall, who's now a senator from Kansas.
And like I said, he'd filed lawsuits against more than 700 patients with outstanding bills during his career as an OBGYN.
Sorry, go ahead.
Can I ask you a question like?
And I mean, you know, I grew up poor and stuff.
I thought, like, I thought we, I thought we didn't have, like, debtors, prisons and shit anymore.
I thought he just got, like, sent the collections and your credit ruined if you didn't have, you know, money to get bankruptcy loggers or whatever.
They can take you to jail because you didn't pay your hospital bills?
Technically, what they were arrested for was not showing up for court dates.
Oh, okay.
So they, they filed to sue them.
Then they, it supposedly issued summonses.
and then they didn't fucking,
they didn't respond to the summons.
Now,
a lot of these people say
they did not actually get served,
which is another level to this.
But so they arrested 81 people
for missing court dates.
He also garnaged patients,
paychecks and bank accounts.
They routinely charged patients
in 18% annual interest rate.
And like I said,
the unpaid bills range from several thousand dollars
to as little as $101.
It's like,
when we hear horror stories about other countries,
we always shake our head.
But I want to phrase this,
how people in other countries
would see this story.
in the United States
you can be sent to jail
for not having $101
$1.
Some facing lawsuits
were new mothers
with outstanding bills
from their deliveries
most live in Barton County
a rural area
with above average
uninsured in poverty rates
so just a country
Christian doctor
jailing his needy neighbors
I just to flag
how unimportant
this $101 was to Marshall
he in 2015
the last year he worked
in the private sector.
He's combined earnings from his obstestrics practice
and the hospital he co-owned
was $780,000.
His current net worth is between $3 million and $9.8
according to his filings with Congress.
Yeah, I cannot understand
agree to people.
I don't even understand, like...
It's always these people, though,
that feels like that are like that.
I mean, I guess they're the only ones
that are in a position to even be filing
these kind of lawsuits or whatever.
But this type of thing comes up all the time.
It's like, damn, they don't even need it.
But there's something about the mentality
of people like that.
You know, it's like, it's just, it's never enough.
Or I don't know if they think it's the principle of the thing or what,
but that people, millionaires and above can be like the most petty people about money that you'll ever meet.
It's like one of the paradoxes of life, I feel like.
Sometimes, yeah.
If you, like I feel like I have friends from a lot of different socioeconomic, you know,
yeah, except in Whoa, Hollywood, where the rich people are cool.
I'm with you on that, you know.
But I'm saying, like the demand to split the checks.
seems to go up with income level.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So let me quote him the story.
Some patients at the time spoke with lacked insurance.
Others had health and coverage but didn't cover the care they needed to, you know,
stay alive.
It's worth noting here that Marshall supports repealing the Affordable Care Act and opposes
Medicaid expansion.
So like the thing I can't figure out with this is like how is it worth paying a team
of lawyers to try to get back $100?
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, it's got to be overhead.
Like, he's got them, this team of loggers, just all they do is sue these poor rural people, some of whom are just $101.
Do you know what I mean?
But they sue everybody, Mark.
So you spread that cost out over all the poor pregnant single moms.
You're railroading or whatever.
Also, it's like you said he made a huge chunk of his money because of Medicaid, did you not?
Like, because of the people he says.
He says he was one of the real doctors to take Medicaid,
but he's also trying to eliminate Medicaid.
I know. That's what to me? What the fuck is that about?
Like, what's the argument for that?
I don't know. I don't know how he expects to get paid.
Nobody has insurance.
And also, like, how they're supposed to pay him back to $100 when they're sitting in jail?
Also to understand how you're paying $500 to a lawyer for an hour's work to get back $100,
makes any sort of sense.
It's like he's just putting people in jail for the love of it.
He just wants to fucking hurt poor people, I guess.
So, because he's working to make, his whole career in the sentence about making insurance worse with less people covered.
So, yeah, I guess, like I said, he's a doctor who doesn't want paying customers because his real love is incarcerating poor people.
Right. It doesn't make any sense. But I guess we do have, he does, he has, he does, he has explained his answer to the question I asked, apparently, why somebody in his position would be opposed to Medicaid expansion. So apparently one said in explaining his opposition to Medicaid expansion, Marshall said in an.
interview from March of 2017 that some people, quote, just don't want health care.
Not like, is it like, is it like Jehovah's Witnesses don't want blood transfusions or what
is they fuck is he talking about? Because most of us want to be able to. I mean, it's like my
papal never wanted to go to the doctor, you know, but like when he was forced to or found himself
there, he still would have preferred not to pay out the ass for it. You know what I mean? And at the end of the
day people don't want to die from the heart attacks they've been living their whole life to have
or whatever but yeah i don't that's one of those things i mean that's like saying some people just
don't want to eat right or have a shelter like fundamental needs and yeah you can find some people
that i guess don't but that's not normal like who doesn't want health care unless you're like suicidal or
something and even then you don't want to get a disease and just waste away you know right i mean i
think that this whole
libertarian argument against the
AC is really an argument
against the idea of health insurance
because like young,
yeah,
young healthy people want to get away
with not having health insurance
because they don't get sick
or hurt very often.
You just want to bet on it, right?
But like,
you have to have healthy people
in the insurance pool.
There's no one to cover the sick people.
So America just really struggles
with like the idea
of any sort of collective good.
Yeah,
no, right.
It's the whole of like,
why would I pay for that?
You know what I mean?
I'm fine.
Why did I pay for them?
Because one day you'll be old and sick
motherfucker.
I know,
but people don't think,
they don't think like,
that apparently. Right. So, like, Marshall keeps saying this is just part of standard business
practices, but even in America's shitty healthcare system, that's not true. Only about, let me call it
here, only about 1.7% of hospital stays result in litigation. So yeah, he's not liar even
in our evil system. So two of the bills, Marshall pursued in court stemmed from late
miscarriages that required surgery. Read this next part, Trey. The first time Misha Zimmerman was
arrested for missing a court date related to a C-section bill for Mr. Marshall was in 2011.
She was home with her two-year-old and eight months pregnant. I asked them quietly,
could you not handcuff me in front of my daughter? Said Mrs. Zimmerman, age 44. Quote,
I explained to my daughter that I was going for a ride. So, yeah, handcuffed a pregnant lady in
front of her two-year-old over an unpaid hospital bill. That's the other thing, too. It's like I said,
I didn't know you could be arrested for unpaid bills, but also, and you said, only 1.7% of hospital stays result in litigation.
Because another thing that I'd always been told, again, coming from a poor place and being around poor people,
I'd have people that had told me, it's like, because I didn't have health insurance when I was younger.
And I had a buddy that didn't have health insurance and fucking wrecked a motorcycle or something,
had tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt.
And he was like, he was like, dude, if you just tell them, like, you ain't got it, they'll be like, well, what do you got?
It's like 10 bucks a month.
They're like, okay, well, we'll take that, you know, instead of the, like, you could, they just want to get anything.
So I'd always been under the impression, you know, you could heavily negotiate that type of shit.
And not that it wasn't this, is what I'm saying.
I've never heard of nothing like this, which makes this guy a real standout piece of shit, I guess.
Yeah, that passage you read said the first time she was arrested because he had arrested twice more.
in 2013 and 2016.
Each time she put up $200 in bonds
that would go towards paying down her debt.
She eventually set up a $50 a month payment,
but that was less than the 18% interest
she was being charged in her debt.
So the amount kept accruing,
even though she was paying all she could pay,
which is $50 a month.
Right.
So Marshall essentially set himself up
as a payday loan lender
who loaned this woman, her baby,
and is threatened to repossess it, I guess.
I mean, I should also say that guy
I was talking about who had the reg,
he did also say,
And I mean, you know, I'll be paying that every month until the day I die.
But it's better than the 500 months they wanted me to pay them or whatever.
So it's none of it is good.
It appears like, so one of the patients was able to get a lawyer and was kind of able to get the charge dismissed because it looked like Marshall was charged like doing fake up charges.
Let me quote here.
The lawyer wrote a brief protesting a $520 bill for a surgery to remove placenta that had remained in a patient's uterus after childbirth.
Quote, the service that the plaintiff seeks payment for should have been part of the original birthing services for which the plaintiff had already been paid.
So you're supposed to vacuum out the placenta as part of the original.
That was part of the, that's part of the, you were already fucking paid for.
You're trying to like, it's like when a car dealer is trying to get you to pay for the underproofing.
I was about saying.
I did not know that this kind of haggling went down over, you know, childbirth.
Yeah.
So Marshall opposes abortion, including in cases of rape and incest.
And he also endorsed exceptions to abortion bans to permit abortion to preserve the mother's life.
So I guess he's okay with an abortion state of the mother's life, provided your credit card doesn't get declined.
Then you're fucked.
So like when you wrap up the total agenda of like this movement, it sounds like a fucking conspiracy.
I'm going to lay out some things here for you, all right?
There's 300,000 child marriages in the United States each year, 60,000 of which to adult men.
It's a bill before Congress right now to ban child marriage, but the GOP won't allow a vote on it.
This is after in 2024, Missouri Republicans fall tooth and nail to stop a state ban on child marriage.
Speaking of marriage, you also want to end no-fault divorce.
That's in the heritage, it was in Project 25, and Heritage Foundation pushes for it.
Indiana is currently considering a house bill that would ban no-fall divorce.
So a woman basically can't leave her marriage without the man's permission.
Right, yeah, it traps a woman in a marriage, basically.
Yeah, so you can marry a child who cannot.
leave you when she gets old,
when she gets older and wilds up.
There's also a state bill in Oklahoma
that would end sex education so you can marry a child
who doesn't know how pregnancies work or understand
where babies come from and then she's also
not allowed to leave you once she gets older
and whyses up. Abortion
is illegal or effectively illegal in about
half of states. And even
in states where it is legal, Texas
has a bounty law for women who travel out of state
to try to get abortions
and Louisiana's currently passing one.
And cops are using flock cameras to track
pregnant women who leave the state. So basically, the move wants to be able to marry a 14-year-old
who doesn't know about birth control. You can force me make her pregnant because they also don't
believe the marital rape is real. It's illegal for her to divorce you. She can't end the pregnancy,
even if she has money to travel. And men can control the bank accounts and withhold the money,
by the way, because that's also not cause for divorce. So if she submits to all this and has the kid,
now she can go to jail, but you can't afford the bill for the kid that the state, her husband,
the cops and Roger Marshall forced her to have.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a handmaid's tale, right?
But in real life, yeah.
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All right. We're back. Got an honorable mention for Daily Dumbass for you.
Balloon Benjamin Netanyahu for not spitting on that thing first.
Yeah, that's a balloon between Yahoo.
Fucking Donald Trump in the butt.
I think that's...
Who's the, like, zombie?
Is that a zombie in a Yahoo by and him?
I think it's supposed to be Jeffrey Epstein.
I don't know why it's so pale.
I guess it's killed because he's dead.
Yeah, it's a ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah, there we go.
And I guess that's supposed to be a prison jumpsuit.
Maybe they were green in Ireland.
This is in Ireland, by the way.
So, yeah, the Irish media says those are balloons of the U.S.
President appearing to a guy.
gauging sexual acts with balloons of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Yanjahou and infamous pedophil,
Jeffrey Epstein.
So Trump was in Ireland over the weekend, Saturday and Sunday, where he held meetings
with political leaders and attended, mostly attended in the Irish Open Golf Tournament.
So this protest started in the Garden of Remembrance.
I can't pronounce the Irish name for it.
And Garden Cumanichin, Newtane.
It's a memorial garden in Dublin dedicated to the memory of, quote, all those who gave
their lives and the cause of Irish freedom.
Several opposition parties, including Sinn Féin, you know,
which the political face of the IRA and the Greens participated in this protest,
which was really funny because then Trump said this,
if you got this video, Matt.
I've always loved the people of Ireland,
and it just seems to me that you have Northern Ireland,
then you have Ireland,
and it would seem to me that one of the naturals of all time is put them together.
All right.
He's endorsed Irish.
Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Sir, do you have any opinions about which branch of Islam is correct you'd like to share?
I was like to imagine the Sinn Féin guys who are like, wait a bit, I'll let up.
Flip the balloons around so where he's fucking beeping yon-Yahu in the ass because like Trump's the man now.
Right.
I wonder what they like the, you know, they thought about that over in England, English diplomats or like English conservatives or whatever seeing that.
Well, this is like the third diplomatic, like, like, what do you call it, like controversy?
Trump started with England in a week,
which is like crazy.
So one of them,
so U.S. Marines
raided in American diplomats like civilian
flat in London and basically
kidnapped him and drove him to the airport
to arm convoy to get him out of
England before he could be arrested for possession
of child pornography.
That didn't go over well.
I'm not following the
British,
British,
Oh, U.S. official.
Who kidnapped the guy and got him out of there?
Because he had a job.
American Marine, like, American Embassy Marines in London,
went to an apartment and kidnapped an American diplomat living in London
who had child pornography on his phone to get him out of the country
before he could be arrested by the Met Police or Scotland Yard.
Yeah, okay.
We did a reverse, we did an Argo to save a pedophile.
Right.
And like, why?
Like, we, like, they didn't even, like,
It doesn't even fucking matter.
It's just, it's incredibly stupid.
But the third one he did was he basically hinted that he would not back the United Kingdom
if Argentina tried to invade the Falklands again?
Oh my God.
But Falklands.
Always something.
Always something with the Falklands down there.
Yeah.
Javier Malae is like making noise about season again,
which is just because he's like unpopular and that's what nationalists do when they're fucking stuck.
It's like, we're threatening to invade Greenland.
Javier Mollet is starting to seize the Falklands.
which is like the Falklands is a weird case because it's like yeah they want to be english
don't they yeah there's no there was no there are no indigenous people there right british
people landed there in the 1800s and no where no one was and they just started farming sheep
and like there's no they they have the legitimate claim to us what i'm saying yeah argentina is the
colonial power you're trying to seize it right but from its indigenous welsh population
and and it's like so argent i think it's argentina doesn't the military
Argentina's Navy is mostly like a coast guard.
They couldn't fucking take it from England
unless we help them invade it.
So are we threatening to go to war with England
over the fault?
Are your sons and daughters
willing to die for the Falklands?
Because Donald Trump seems to think so
in a war with the United Kingdom.
So, but I wanted to talk about
mainly here, there's a new alpha
in the balloon butt-sex game
that we apparently now use
to sum up international relations
and that is the Hooties.
I wanted to make the case here
that Trump has accidentally.
I've only taken the correct amount of revenge in Saudi Arabia for 9-11,
just done it in a fucked up way by accident here.
But I want to play this clip of a 9-11 widow speaking out of ground zero commemoration the other day.
We played the first minute or so, Matt.
She deserves to be heard.
And my husband, Tom Strata, you are missed more with each year that passes.
But how can it be 25 years?
And still, we have no justice for the role that Saudi Arabia played in your murder.
Yes, we finally made it into a court and approved that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia fomented a rancid culture of anti-American terrorism around the globe and then sent its agents to support the radical Islamist hijackers so they could attack you and all of our loved ones.
But for 25 years, administration after administration, including leaders in front of us here today, chose to protect the Saudis instead of standing with a nine.
9-11 families.
So, yeah, she basically called out Bush Obama and Biden to their faces.
Trump didn't show up about, you know, covered up the truth that Saudi Arabia, elements of the
Saudi government were definitely supportive of 9-11.
If they didn't have, didn't have direct knowledge.
But so I just want to point out here, the deep irony.
The idea that the U.S. shouldn't support the corrupt and decadent Saudi regime was one of
Osama bin Laden's main complaint, core complaints of why did they attack on the first?
place, so it's nice we finally found some common ground.
She ended with a plea,
after we stopped the video, she ends with a plea
for Donald Trump to do something about this.
And I want to say, the idea that he would do it on purpose
is pretty funny if you got these next, remember
there he is with the guy, after he killed American resident
Jamal Khashoggi.
The guy, you know, helped
cover up the murder of Jamal Khashoggi by MBS.
And also, Sadie's giving the orb.
Remember the orb, tray?
He's gotten so many gifts from other countries.
I can't keep them straight.
But I like orbs.
I'd like to see this orb.
That's a nice orb.
Yes.
Look how shiny it is.
Wait, is that a globe slash orb?
Or that was the continents.
I don't know.
That was during his first presidency.
His first international trip was to Saudi Arabia.
First one is using honor to be the first one, right?
He chose Saudi Arabia to send the fact that I guess he loves and supports 9-11, I guess.
But so, yeah, that glowing orb kind of thing,
it kind of drove people crazy at the time because, like,
where's Qaeda on at
when he's jointly laying hands in a glowing orb
with a bunch of committed pedophiles?
That again, that looks like a globe to me
which like makes it even more egregious
in terms of what you're saying.
You know what I mean?
It's like even more symbolic.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought I saw continents on that thing.
But yeah, I don't know.
So, but what if we could,
we could destroy the Saudis just by being huge fuck-ups?
That would be convenient.
you wouldn't it?
I mean,
when you put it,
I mean,
I could see us
pulling that off.
I don't know exactly.
I think we're going to
it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think,
sir,
what the case I'm making here is
revenge is a dish
best served made of
Play-Doh.
And of course,
talking about the
hooties defeating
the Saudis
and taking control
of Yemen's coast.
I want to play this video.
The Lego boys are back,
Trey,
the Iranian,
you know,
this is floating around
the Iranian internet going viral.
It's a video of a Saudi soldier
and I'll let it speak for itself.
We need air support.
We need air support.
Yeah, so the air support there.
Saudi soldier calls air support.
Yeah.
You're just listening.
He looks up to an American plane who's flying like a banner behind it.
It just says you're doing great.
With a thumbs up emoji.
That's a good joke.
That's a good quality joke.
That actually like, obviously, except for the subject matter,
I could see that joke being in one of the actual like Lego movies.
I could see like Lord Miller coming up with.
that gag. More of a Tray Parker
Matt Stone type of, you know,
subject area. But that was
a hit for me. That was good.
Yeah. So Mahab bin Salman
basically risked it all to approve the use of
Saudi land and airspace to launch
America's war in Iran. And now
Trump has abandoned him. So I just
want to say thank you, Mr. Trump, for following your
shitty instincts and eat a dick, Maham bin Salman.
For sure. Everybody always
thinks they're going to be the ones he
doesn't do that to for some reason.
and 10 years of evidence, you know, now of that not being the case.
But everybody, it's like that quote from Arrested Development or whatever.
What's he saying about how it went that way for everybody else, but maybe it'll work out for us or whatever?
Yeah, it's Tobias and his portion of Rossi's character considering opening their marriage.
And it's like, it's never worked for anyone else in the world history, but maybe it might just work for us, right?
Yeah, people do that with Trump all the time and I'll never understand it.
they have paid Jared Kushner billions of dollars specifically to avoid shit like this.
And like, so if you don't know exactly what I'm referring to,
so the Hooties had a rapid advance over the weekend Thursday and Friday,
starting Thursday and Friday.
They captured an island called Param Island,
it's like the mouth of the Red Sea,
which splits the Bob El Mandeb straight in two,
which gives Tehran de facto control over another key shipping route.
This is narrow enough that Hooties don't even need drones or rockets.
They can basically keep it shut with shoulder-fired weapons.
It's just a few kilometers across there.
The Battle of Mandeb Straits between the Gulf of Aden and the Red Sea.
And you've got to cut through the Red Sea to get to the Suez Canal into the Mediterranean.
So basically all Chinese trade with Europe goes through there.
Like, I want to quote here from CNN.
The Hootie's rapid advance amounts to an extraordinary 36 hours in the conflict that had been largely on ice for years.
I need you to keep in mind that Yemen is among the poorest countries in the world,
and these are the underfunded rebels who are also in opposition to the actual government of Yemen,
which is backed by Saudi Arabia.
This headline on this CNN piece,
they put fuck in the newspaper, right?
The headline is a fuck-up of epic proportions.
The blame game begins after Iran-backed Hootie's lightning advance down the Red Sea coast.
Let me quote here.
The desperate pleas for air cover from Yemeni General started coming mid-morning on Thursday,
and advanced by the Iran-backed hoodies
toward Yiven's strategic port of
Port City of Moka was in full swing
and backup support from chief
ally Saudi Arabia was nowhere in sight.
But the air support never came, the source
said, and Moka has now fallen.
If you're wondering, yes,
Moka is the namesaid of your chocolate coffee.
Oh, that's a fun
fact. I didn't know that. Yeah. So you're telling me that
the actual Yemeni government
they were
asking for help from
Saudi Arabia with this situation.
Saudi Arabia did not show up.
There's been a Yemeni Civil War running hot and cold since 2011.
We started giving bombs to the Saudis to drop on the hoodies in around 2015, right?
So under Obama.
So like, we've been a passive player in this conflict, which mostly involves Saudis dropping bombs.
So there's a lot of American mercenaries fighting there, too, killing tribal chieftains and shit.
It's a filthy fucking war.
And the hoodies for their part, like, I'm not sure, like, how I think a lot of us in to see these overseas conflicts really simply.
But if you don't want Saudis dropping bombs on your family, there's not really another force to join up with.
Right.
Yeah.
Like, it's like, you might be like, I think their flag has an awful slogans written on it, but like, well, I want to fucking resist.
What am I supposed to do?
So, I want to give me quote here at,
So the Yemenis called the Saudis for air support.
The Saudis turned around and called us.
Saudi crown prince Muhammad bin Salman spoke twice on Thursday with
U.S. President Donald Trump and urged him to strike the hoodies.
Another source familiar with the matter told CNN Friday.
Trump declined to intervene according to that source.
So Trump was basically like, ah, sounds tough.
Good luck out there.
Yeah, I got this golf thing.
So maybe you'll figure that out.
Yeah, it was the way to Ireland to watch balloons get fucked in the butt.
So for us domestically here, what it means is the largest oil supply disruption in history is going to get worse.
Traffic to the Strait of Horduz is still down 77%.
Saudi Arabia had built a backup pipeline going to the Red Sea to try to get around.
The Hormez blockade.
And then that pipeline was struck on Thursday by a militia out of Iraq.
The same time the hoodies were taking Moka and taking paramilans is sort of like a like a
like a pitcher move.
So like there's no,
that's another 45% of global supply
from that one pipeline
that's fucking gone now.
The CNN says that pipeline is shut
means blown to fucking shit.
Right now,
diesel's is over $6 nationally
here in the US
and costs as much as $1,800 to fuel up
a big rig.
I saw a funny story.
Diesel's literally $9.99 in San Diego.
And the funny part about that
is it literally cannot get more expensive
unless they rebuild the signs.
right you know what I'm saying
9.9
type a little one up there
that's what we're going to do
yeah yeah
so what's Trump going to do
you might be interested
to know he what is
his plan seems to be to blame
Ukraine if you got this video man
this is the last case to do one thing
this is a last case
you do one thing
I like
this is a let's guess
you do one thing
he has to stop
knocking down diesel fuel in Russia.
Let him go after the doctor's using a shortage.
This isn't done by the Middle East.
This is not what's happening.
So he's blaming the surge in diesel prices
on Zislinsky striking Russian oil refining capacity.
Certainly contributing to it.
But like, it's just an example of how hairbrained all this shit is
and how like no one's thinking a step ahead.
If Ukraine falls, if Russia takes Ukraine.
Russia now kind of have access to the Mediterranean through the Black Sea and the Bosphorus and Dardanelles Straits.
Turkey technically controls those straits and you hypothetically think that Turkey wouldn't allow Russia to use them because Turkey is a NATO ally, right?
That's her last fail safe here.
What's Trump currently trying to do to NATO?
Fuck it over.
Yeah, pull out of it and destroy it.
Right?
So like, does anyone think it would be good for world peace or global security or anything?
see, political plows, or any of that, if Trump could, sorry, if Putin could join their ally
Iran and opening a second front in the war against Israel from the Mediterranean?
Right.
Yeah.
Man, I didn't, I didn't used to have to know about any of these straits.
All these straights, man.
When you, we started this show, like, we talked about state legislators be involved in sex
scandals.
Right.
I did not anticipate in your 2026, we'd be talking about Donald Trump's second term,
the most involves artificial intelligence and Yemen.
So, anyway, so Trump's, if you're keeping track,
Trump's war with Israel and now,
the war against Iran with Israel,
and now involves U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia
advising on air strikes in Yemen,
doing a very poor job, I guess,
or just not even bothering to go into the office
because they're not even doing it.
Moody's now estimates the cost of the Iran war
has currently been $1,600, $6,250 per American house.
or $215 billion total.
$215 billion total.
Free college for everyone nationwide would be estimated to cost around $70 billion.
Oh my God.
Would you rather?
So brutal.
Mm-hmm.
Would you rather have had an entire general, like all student debt eliminated forever
and a highly educated populace for a third of the price of this war
or this war to accomplish what?
What?
What?
I was about that.
I feel like even if you have.
free college and all that stuff,
you still would have preferred that that money
been spent on building a wall
or something, but not this fucking war.
You know what I mean?
We'd been better off putting in a big pile
like in the dark night, the Joker does
with his earnings from the fucking mob
and setting on fire.
Because then at least diesel
wouldn't be $9 in San Diego.
Right.
So anyway, here's a hoody
and a captured armor personnel carrier
that you paid for.
if you want to play this video.
This is posted by a spokesman for the Hooties slash Ansar Al-A.
They, I need to note, they don't call themselves Hooties.
That's sort of like, I don't know if it's a slur or a nickname, but they're Ansar Al-A, which is Partisans of God, I think.
So, quote, I'd like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the American taxpayer for their generous
and apparently ongoing sponsorship of Ansar's expanding toy collection.
Your contributions are greatly appreciated.
They got us, man.
Taking ale after ale over.
there, bro.
Yeah.
Miles by the hooties.
I ain't even got to blowfish with them anymore.
Just the hoodies.
Sorry.
My question is, like, so they captured a bunch of
American-made weaponry that the Saudis were forced to abandon
because they fucking ran away like little bitches.
And, like, out of my question,
why do you even want them? Because they have
fucking Toyotas.
Yeah. Like, they won this war with Toyotas.
Sure did.
And it is kind of like a perverse irony
that Toyotas are constantly associated with, like,
these terrorist armies, I guess,
because, like, what a great truck commercial.
Play this fucking B-roll.
Like, let's, let's move
convoy of, I mean,
like, let's remove politics and religion and stuff
for them for a second. Is there a better feeling that riding
out with your boys to seize a coastline in a fucking pickup truck?
I used to have a bit years ago,
like, when we were still, like, over there at war with them
and stuff about the overlap
between, like, rednecks and these dudes
like this, and it was about, like,
you know, riding around in the back.
of a truck with your boys and just shooting guns in the air and shit and how rad that is or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucking rad.
Yeah.
So, like, like, the, I think if these were Fords, Ford would absolutely use it in a commercial, like, voiced over by Sam Elliott or some shit.
When you need them tough American know-how in a desert condition.
Yeah.
So, also, like, talking about stuff, how we're aiding the hoodies.
It's not just like with economic warfare, leaving behind our weapons for them and not giving air cover to our supposed allies this to.
We also gave them AI.
Anthropic says that the Hooties use Claude for missile programming.
Quote, they use Claude to integrate an open source autopilot onto a phone class flight computer.
So they rigged up like a bootleg iPhone as a targeting system on an AI powered drone.
Yeah.
That makes it sound like Anthropic is doing what you just said Toyota should do.
Yes.
That's kind of what they're doing.
Yeah, they're using it as like, you know, free advertising.
or something.
Yeah.
I want to read here
this list of reasons
that the Saudis are completely
fucked.
Regarding Hormuz,
their export route to the north
is closed by a war
with Iran that the U.S.
and Israel started.
Their pipeline to the south
was taken offline from Iraq.
The country of the U.S.
broke with another war that started.
They're fighting and losing
as the Houdis in Yemen,
whose war against them
restarted because the U.S.
Israel war with Iran.
The U.S. is obviously
incapable of defending them
against these attacks
and is now apparently flat out
refusing to interview
mean in Yemen. They're bleeding money at an accelerating rate. And ironically, we may soon see a
quote, inverted petrodollary situation whereby instead of recycling oil profits into U.S. Treasury is one of the
things that props up the American economy, will be forced to sell them to cover oil losses caused by
United States wars. What I'm saying is the bond market's going crazy right now. Interest rates are
going up. That's largely because of a lot of the impacts of this war and it might be about to get
worse if Saudi even feels a need to sell off U.S.-backed treasuries. So when your mortgage is
14%
one of the reasons
will be
because the Saudis
blew all their
monies on
Bugatti's
and racing
Falcons
Yeah
so
these rich
oil states
their to do
list is basically
don't
bury your
pipelines
underground
but do
gold plate
supercars
spend
10% of your
GDP
flying in
Western
Instagram
Horace
the Poupon
and pay
Christiana
Ranoado
a quarter
of a
billion
a year
what could go wrong
yeah
it's like
I guess it's
like I guess it's
comfort
to know
these rich, like, fail sons the same
the world over? Like, Mahalb and bin Salman might be
Arabic for Don Jr. I don't know.
I want to, like, play this clip from
Trump, like, just to cement
home how hard we're selling out the Saudis here?
Oh, wow. We've had
discussions. Houthis
called us, and they don't want
to fight with us. They let us
know. They don't want to fight with us. They don't want me
to go after them. They don't want us
to go after them.
But they've called, and they've talked to us,
they don't want us to, they would much prefer not having us involved.
And they're letting most ships go through.
There's just one country that they're not too happy with.
Yeah.
They're letting most ships go through.
There's just one country.
So Trump has apparently agreed to a deal where the Hooties will only not let through
Saudi flag tankers.
Right.
So we're now participating with the Hooties in a naval blockade of Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I mean, I wonder what Kushner does think about, like, is, you know what I mean?
Is he just high-fiving Trump because he took their money and ran and fuck them anyway?
You know what I mean?
Or is he like, is Trump doing this outside of his purview, too?
You know, like.
There is a story in the New Yorker today.
I haven't read all of it yet, but it was about Kushner's relationship with Saudi Arabia,
basically blowing the whistle that he, the Saudis gave him, like,
$2 billion to invest, most of which he didn't even bother doing anything with, just sitting in
like a bank account, but he's still getting paid like $200 million a year in service fees.
So someone told the New Yorker of that, it might be the salary's fucking blowing, like throwing
an inside, like an inside pitch being like, you know, we got stuff.
You get, you want to get your father-in-law back in the, back in the full.
So the hoodies, I like, I want to play a little bit of this disc track and then read you the lyrics
to it.
if you got him out.
So let me read the lyrics here
translate it. Tell the king at his imbecile son
and the men with automatic weapons.
You're facing the best of an unbeatable man
sending you telegrams of death by wireless.
Shue, what? Bars.
This must rhyme in Arabic.
Your towers will be destroyed
and the Yemenis will use them as armrests.
Turn on the TV and see what's left of your men
as they cry.
Jesus Christ.
Like one of this is like
one of the last lines of this
like the ultimate,
this reads this massive shit talking to me
was just do the assigned readings.
Can you imagine somebody dunking on you
then screaming into your face
do the assigned readings?
Oh God, I fucking hate MBS.
Like I have a personal.
The Saudi government once tried to get me
and all my co-workers fired from the job
for doing an episode of television
that criticize them.
I don't like them personally.
So I wanted to be fair to the Hootie's shit talking,
the Saudis do fight like little bitches.
Let me read here.
Hootie fighters are routed in Moko on Thursday
to find Yemeni battalions that were severely depleted.
The rosters were filled with, quote,
ghost names receiving salaries,
and the actual strength of the army
was only about 20% of what it was on paper.
So what the Saudis had done,
Yemenis had conned them into overpaying by five,
for an army
that was way smaller
than they were charging
the Saudis for us
sure
because the salaries
why not when they got
when they're spending
on that money
on racing falcons
and Bugatti's
and golf
leagues and shit
you know
if you're gonna overcharge
anybody
why and I'm sure
they didn't go
I'm sure they didn't
jump straight to five
times either
you know what I mean
they've slow-plated
a little bit
how much they can get away with
Saudi Arabia
just never noticed
yeah but the Saudis
are desperate not to
do any fighting themselves. Like, have you ever thought about it? I didn't even never thought about it.
I guess I assumed the Saudis had some kind of army, but I didn't realize it was big and
supposedly powerful on paper, but they just won't use it to fight. So they have like the most
potent Air Force in the Middle East with around 384 attack fighters. And yet they're trying to get us
to launch our own airstrikes because they don't want to use them. Let me quote here.
The failure of this time is not what the Yemenis, a regional source sold CNN. It's a disaster
made in Washington and Riyadh. There's not one air strike throughout the day yesterday.
something you know as someone who grew up in the foothills of Appalachia is you never want to get in a group project with an person who's inbred.
Yeah.
So I guess the way Saudi Arabia, because they use foreign workers to do all the actual work in that country.
Right, right.
I guess we're the foreign imported workers to do their war fighting for them.
I mean, when you were saying that, I was like, I mean, on the one hand, it's like why even have this huge air force they have?
But on the other hand, if you can get us to do it for you, why not?
just do that also, you know.
Yeah.
Like if we were,
if we had been doing it and would have done it,
why not?
Yeah.
I like,
I guess it's like,
if you fly them,
they might get dirty,
then you have to wash them.
Right.
Right.
It's the desert is sandy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this is,
this part has made me laugh.
Like Saudi,
Saudi Arabia just signed a mutual defense pact with,
with Pakistan and,
uh,
Turkey.
But so Saudi Arabia called it,
Pakistan for some help because we wouldn't do it
and Pakistan said that the
Mecca pact of mutual defense only covers
wars started after the pack was signed
it quote doesn't cover pre-existing
conditions.
Wars have pre-existing conditions
and how that's funny.
They're blue cross blue shield dog.
And I don't want to recap the whole
fucking Yemeni Civil War and Saudi war crimes
and shit because it's outside of our bailiwick but like
we've been given Saudi Arabia free weapons
since Obama started doing
in 2015 like I said and we're pretending
it was about terrorism, precisely as a devil's bargain to keep this specific thing from happening.
Right.
Yeah.
To get the hoodies from being able to impact global oil trades.
Joe Biden, to his credit, stopped giving Saudi Arabia weapons to do this war.
Instead, we just went back to just selling them the weapons instead of giving them to them for free.
In exchange for that, Maham bin Salman went all in and destroying Joe Biden's presidency with all the other rich ghouls in the world to unleash them, because he wanted to be able to unleash the most evil and chaos in the region and get a,
Donald Trump back as president, and guess what, motherfucker?
Mm-hmm.
Like, if it's any...
Yes. Yeah.
So anyway,
uh, may,
that 9-11 widow,
may this bring you some solace that Muhammad bin Salma is not sleeping well
at night because the
fundamentalist revolution he has spent his entire soul to try to stop,
maybe brought about by Donald Trump of all people, by accident.
Yeah.
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