Weekly Skews - S6 Ep7: Weekly Skews – Epstein Wanted A Biological Weapon To Make Women H*rny

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

The White House seems to be considering arming the Brave Mujahadeen of Alberta, Canada. Then we get into the latest Epstein document dump, the hilarious conspiracy theorists’ reaction to them, and ...also how Ol’ Jeff’s schemes seem to have been carried on after he was dead. Probably a coincidence. And yeah, the thing that’s in the episode title: Epstein tried to fund a biological weapon that would make women horny. Join us.This episode is sponsored by Ridge Wallet. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code SKEW at checkout.https://www.Ridge.com/SKEW  Code: SKEW

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Starting point is 00:00:10 What's up, everybody. Welcome back. Happy Skews Day to you. It's February 3rd, 2026. Look at that. Crack Mark up before we started. Give me a cookie, please, if you don't mind. I'll make a wish while I'm at it.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I compare myself to Bruce Valanche, comedy legend Bruce Valanche. That's what got Mark going. Anyway, I'm sure that's Mark. Matt's back there doing this thing. It's weekly skews. It's February 2nd, about 2 o'clock p.m. on the left coast as we sit down to record this. So anyway, hey, Mark. Hey, but, so, yeah, we were talking about the,
Starting point is 00:00:40 the, all the stuff that's in the new Epstein, like the stuff no one's talking about in the new Epstein, the stuff everyone is talking about, that also the stuff that for some reason no one is talking about, which is kind of mind-blowing to me. But before we get to that, I want to mention, like, there's a huge ice storm all over the south right now. Yeah, my sister's in it, you know, basically everyone I know, except for me and you and anyone that lives out here has been stuck in it and having to deal with it for the past week. Yeah, my sister, they didn't lose power anymore.
Starting point is 00:01:10 thing because my family's in Virginia and they uh the day but they were out of school a couple days and stayed home for work and stuff and uh my sister texted me yesterday the picture of the snow on the porch and a screen grab of the weather saying it was 28 degrees and my wife sent her back a screen grab of it being 78 and sunny here yeah we live in a weather bubble out here you literally forget that wintertime even exists and stuff drew friend of the show drew sent us a picture of his car run off the road in in a ditch because he lost you know it slipped on the ice and I was like, oh shit, that's still a thing? You know, because it was like a week later
Starting point is 00:01:43 and I was like, I totally figured that would have blown over by now, you know. Yeah. One of the ways of what's been spoiled out here with the spoils you out here is you don't think about all the time you lose to stuff like that. Like, do Texas as a picture of it? Then four hours later, it's like finally got the crowd out of the ditch. I'm like, I've done 10 things since then. But I'm like, you don't have to worry about what you wear. What did they cut to carry an umbrella?
Starting point is 00:02:04 It's like all the brain space that just saves you. You know, the old canar you have to shovel snow, uh, shovel, shovels. sunshine. But yeah, tens of thousands of people across Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana have gone more than a week without power or heat, you know, after the fucking ice storm. At least three dozen people have died in connection to the storm. And all I mentioned this because we talk about news and politics on here. Like, I've written stories about how like the weather grid is getting worse and we're going to see more and more blackouts like this unless somebody has any sort of will to invest in fixing it. So everybody would be California.
Starting point is 00:02:36 The weather grid? Is that what you said? Do you mean our weather infrastructure or the power grid. Okay. The power grid. Aren't they both getting worse, though? Because isn't that, wasn't that also a thing that, like, got cut a lot? It was like the infrastructure for, you know, meteorology in this country and everything. So that plus aging power grid infrastructure and shit like that is like a, and plus climate change is a recipe for major disasters.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Disasters that we've already seen multiple actual examples of. And yet, I'm sure nothing will be done about it because that's generally how we roll. no it's just uh yeah just like you know nobody's updating the like they decommission as long as senators can still fly to cancun before you know the shit yeah it's or whatever yeah that i don't think anything's going to happen yeah so what we need to do is like be investing in like a rich or fitting the grid to like be able to accommodate uh you know climate change and you know alternative energy sources to stop making weather worse and you know green energy even instead what we're going to do is we want to support the free people of alberta to break off with
Starting point is 00:03:39 from Canada, they can drill more oil. I don't even if you see this story. Financial Times that have dropped the story, it's been pretty controversial up in Canada. The joint administration has held covert meetings with fringe Albertan separatists from the oil-rich Canadian province as a rift deepens between Washington and Ottawa.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I want to play here. This is a news interview with a guy named Jeffrey Rath, who's the spokesman for a group called the Alberta Prosperity Project. If you want to play this, Matt. But who would view the idea of, you know, people here meeting with,
Starting point is 00:04:09 a government that has, you know, spoken the way it has about this country as a whole as problematic and seeking money to make... I understand that there's a lot of Ontarians and people in Quebec that suffer deeply from Trump arrangement syndrome, but we're not doing anything untoward. It's absolutely, you know, from our perspective.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Yeah, Alberta is the Texas of Canada, right? It's what they say, generally. Yeah, it's a heavily rural, and they got 84% of Canada's oils in Alberta. So I keep like that guy, Rath goes on to describe the basically the Canadian government as being on bending the need of China and being under the control of the Chinese, the Chinese Communist Party. And the fact those guys are the White House, because Trump said this the other day on Air Force One. It was kind of like, what the fuck? But Trump said, okay, Trump who described Mr. Xi Jinping as a friend, suggested that Canada would likely have to give up playing ice hockey if it wanted to deal with.
Starting point is 00:05:07 China, although he did not explain why that would be. What? The first thing they're going to do is say you're not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. Ping pong only, if you want to find... You're ready to learn ping pong if you want to live in the fucking New World Order, Canada, get rid of your fucking ice capades that you love so much. China, I believe, has a ice hockey team, Olympic team. Like, if, like, honestly, as much they invest in soft power and try to do stuff, like, win the Olympics,
Starting point is 00:05:34 they'll probably just co-opped the Canadian team. into their team and dominate our fucking houses. They would love hockey then? Anyway, none of this, but if you wonder why Trump is talking about Chinese communist getting rid of hockey in Canada, it's because he probably fucking talked to this ding that. So,
Starting point is 00:05:50 Ralph is an interesting guy. He's a lawyer by trade who spent most of his career specializing in like treaties and indigenous rights. Like making sure they treat them worse or what? Like we've given these people too many rights back. It's time we take everything away from them. that's what I think. Yeah, but that's what's so weird about this.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Like, he's arguing from the Canadian Supreme Court on behalf of, like, a native tribes and stuff. So, like, if you wonder how this we would hit for natives, it doesn't at all? Of course. As much as the problem, many problems they have with the federal government, and we don't have, we can spend 10-hour podcast series talking about Canadian, indigenous people. But, like, they do have treaties with the federal government.
Starting point is 00:06:32 And if the federal government stops being their government, they have to renegotiate all their fucking rights with an oil government who probably wants to, like, put a Derek under their travel reservations. And so, like, it's not going to work. So, but so he's thrown away his entire career to do this now. And during the pandemic, Ravs shifted his focus to COVID vaccines. And in mid-January, he became the subject of a Law Society of Alberta disciplinary hearing involving three misconduct charges, including allegations he threatened to pursue war crimes and murder charges against provincial and federal officials for author of, rising COVID vaccines. As an American,
Starting point is 00:07:09 I want to apologize the rest of the world for creating and exporting this type of fucking idiot. We've talked about it so many times before. This has become like our chief export,
Starting point is 00:07:16 it seems like, culturally, is like this type of low information, highly opinionated, dumbass. Yeah, I know. It's,
Starting point is 00:07:25 because it's not a uniquely American thing. And I'm sure, I'm sure that all these other places have dumb asses, everywhere has dumb asses. They have people
Starting point is 00:07:32 that are prone to this. But like, we've given, them all the framework to adopt, which is a real shame for every other country that has to deal with it, you know? Because every society has narcissists.
Starting point is 00:07:44 We've came up with a political framework for narcissism where it's like, what political party should I be a part of if I see myself as the protagonist of all reality? Right. It's making Earth great again. Right. It's what it is. So anyway, Donald Trump's threatening
Starting point is 00:08:00 to slap a 50% tariff on Canadian aircraft for some reason. It says, would decertify Canadian planes, mentioning the name of a series of jets by aerospace company Bombadier. McCoy from the news is unclear what he means by decertifying airplanes. No one fucking knows. Global commerce just depends on this guy saying shit, and nobody knows what he means by decertifying an airplane.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Does it fall out of the sky? I don't know. Anyway, sorry to Canada. Once again, sorry to Canada. All right. So, yeah, let's go and get into it. producer Matt is with us. Not doing the plugs up top anymore for reasons. I'll spare you all
Starting point is 00:08:38 to the end for that. But you know, again, just like last week, just like most weeks really in the second Trump regime, you already know what we're going to be talking about. So let's just get started with the Daily Dumbass. Matt, graphic, please. Tonight's D.D. people
Starting point is 00:08:59 who think I'm not smart enough to be a monstrous sex pervert on my own because I totally am and I totally could have. Let me tell you how. This is toy from A-Lon, which we raid from. Put it up there. It says, if I actually wanted to spend my time part in with young women, it would be
Starting point is 00:09:15 trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein. I still would have 99% of my mind available to think about other things, but I don't. He also had Grock respond and say, sure, you are, you definitely could do this if you wanted to. You could get laid so many times by teenagers. It's like
Starting point is 00:09:31 I these three and a half million documents which people are still going through, there might be some weird bombshells that drop. Because it feels like what everybody, what's happening is every, because it's three to a million documents, it's every reporter or like hobbyist on the internet is like,
Starting point is 00:09:47 I wonder what this person I'm obsessed with is in these, is doing in these files. And search your names and that turns into a story, right? Which is why we're sports reporters discovering that there are at least four separate NFL owners in there. So. And Russell Wilson, quarterback, although I've already seen him saying,
Starting point is 00:10:03 you know, he's, he's on the defensive hardcore, ironically, as a quarterback. But yeah, he tried to buy a plane from Epstein. He's like, no, a random plane broker. You know how you're plane broker? You don't know who your plane broker represents. We all understand that.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Not a huge fan of Russell Wilson or anything. No, I'm sure that that's probably. It's true. Yeah, I looked it up. It was a third party mentioning that they were also trying to sell a plane to Russell Wilson. Right. So, well, that's part of, like, I don't know. People got to be careful with all this shit.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I feel like that's part of that they're aware of that and it's part of the strategy flooding the zone with just all of this deluge of stuff because like you said like it some of it is to whatever just showing up in this doesn't mean anything but it gets reported as you showed up in this right and it just like it just clouds everything
Starting point is 00:10:53 further and all that and then there's like the FBI tip line stuff which is like you know not been backed up or supported and some people run with that which further muddies the waters and so and again I think it's probably they're hyper aware of that happening and they're okay with it. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:07 There's a comedian. I didn't bother to look up exactly who it was because it's not fair to them to associate them with this. But like they were apparently, there was an event held at a venue that the comic had performed at. Previously it was doing a warm-up for the event that Epstein happened to be attending. And therefore,
Starting point is 00:11:25 he ended up being in the Epstein files 100 times. Right. Right. So, but yeah, what I'm most interested in is like the people that are talking back to Epstein personally, about what they're talking about. And the two big buckets they fall in are people that I can't believe this motherfucker is talking like this in private compared how he talks in public.
Starting point is 00:11:45 And then the people who exactly are who you think they are. And that definitely, Elon Musk definitely falls in that bucket. Where he is an annoying, sweaty, unfunny, thirsty loser in his emails to Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Just like when he's trying to get a laugh, just like Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario on Saturday Night Live. But he's been telling people that they're misintuitive. interpreting his emails to Elon Musk. Let me quote here.
Starting point is 00:12:09 No one pushed harder than me to have the Epstein files released. I'm glad that has finally happened. I had very little correspondence with Epstein, declined repeated invitations to go to his island or fly on his Lolita Express, but was well aware that some email correspondence with him could be misinterpreted and used by detractors to smear my name. He might, it looks like he never actually went to the island,
Starting point is 00:12:28 but declining requests is the exact opposite of what was happening because he was cold emailing Jeffrey Epstein and asking, can I please come to your island? Let me quote here What day slash night Would be the wildest party on your island Elon Musk asked Jeffrey Epstein On November 25th, 2012
Starting point is 00:12:43 This is seven years before He said like he'd immediately clocked Epstein He's a creep And therefore never associated with him Let me quote here from the full exchange Epstein, you're welcome to stay Or just come for the day Plenty of room
Starting point is 00:12:58 I will send a helicopter to get you Musk do you have any parties planned I've been working to the edge of my sanity this year And so once my kids had home after Christmas I really want to hit the party scene in St. Bartz or elsewhere and lit loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience
Starting point is 00:13:12 is the opposite way I'm looking for. Epstein, understood. I will see you in St. Barth. The ratio of my island might make Tallulah uncomfortable. Musk, ratio, is not a problem for Tallulah. I'm not sure what the ratio means there are more women than men or more men than women. I'm, it has to be women, right?
Starting point is 00:13:28 I mean, I don't know. I can't think about it in terms of like, you know, a Luminati sex pest. whatever. I just think about it in my own terms. I feel like if you say, your wife might be uncomfortable with the ratio at this party, to me, I immediately interpret that as there's going to be a lot of... Yeah, right, exactly. And she won't like that.
Starting point is 00:13:48 And Elon's like, she's cool. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, that's my assumption. And that's why, like, also Elon being like, look, he's ostensibly the richest man alive, all this stuff, him being like, look, I could get as much young fucking gash as I want. Fuckhead. I don't know if I can do whatever. It's like, I know that is like true just by virtue of having that much money, but it doesn't like address what's actually going on, which is like if there's a dude who his whole thing is being like the party guy for the elites whom you count yourself among, then you still are going to go to the party guy because that's why the party guy is there, right?
Starting point is 00:14:27 It's for you to like party. Just because you could do it on your own if you wanted to. that's not like an argument, you know, against why you might engage the party guy, you know. So, but whatever. If he ended up never going there, that's one thing. But I'm just saying it's, you know. Yeah. The Tallulah, Elon's talking about, Tolula Riley, who's his double-ex wife.
Starting point is 00:14:47 They were married twice and divorced twice. She got $16 million both times. So it's funny to imagine, like, every time she needs $16 million, she just goes and marries Elon. Right. But you know she's married to now, Tray? I do not. Thomas Brody Sankster who was the
Starting point is 00:15:02 The season actor who played the young boy in Love Actually uh he played the son of Liam Neeson uh since been it
Starting point is 00:15:11 since submitting Queens Gambit he's been a bunch of stuff but uh oh yeah it's uh fucking the frog boy from Game of Thrones
Starting point is 00:15:19 him and his sister like the frog people from the woods okay swamp people whatever that's definitely him anyway
Starting point is 00:15:27 go ahead so The only reason I bring up is he played Liam Deeson's son, which means that Jeffrey Epstein, who is a world traveling sex trafficker, wealthy villain, is three degrees removed from the guy who played the main character and taken. That's what a small,
Starting point is 00:15:45 fucking universities, these overlords are in. I know, that's one of the things is, big takeaways, the Epstein stuff is like, dude, it's literally everybody.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Like, it's like if you were any kind of prominent from 2000 to 20, 15-ish or beyond for some of them like you fucking knew this guy or at least we're like adjacent to this guy or whatever it's pretty wild everybody's in there david's former late NBA commissioner david stern's in there uh the new CBS's new TV doctor was living in Jeffrey Epstein's in New York apartment Zoran mom dummy's in there as a baby you see that track no I didn't see that what Zoron's mom is holding him in a picture of some sort of party with Bill Clinton, Jeffrey Epstein.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Holy shit. Now, obviously he didn't do anything. He's a fucking baby. What now, New York? Yeah. I don't know. His mom's a filmmaker, right? It's probably one of those New York High Society parties.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I don't even know if she knew Jeffrey Epstein. You never have any context for this. I also don't know who's taking these pictures and what they kept them for. You know what I'm saying? Like it's like, but everybody in these, the people that look the worst in this, the people that have been spent years,
Starting point is 00:16:52 me, yes, yes, of course, I would vaguely associate with him, but I barely knew the guy. And then the emails come out as like, well, yes, it was wonderful to spend a six, squeak straight with you on your island. We are best friends and will always be.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It's like, that kind of shit. Well, again, you know, seems like he never went there. But like, Elon, he, when him and Trump had that rift, that was one of his big bombshell tweets he put out. I was like, by the way, Trump's in the Epstein files or whatever. You know, like he said that.
Starting point is 00:17:16 And he harped on it a lot or whatever. Knowing that he corresponded with him multiple times about going to the island and hanging out and stuff like that. But, I don't know what any of them, like, expected or how it was supposed to work or how they thought it would play for people or maybe they just all knew that it wouldn't fucking matter
Starting point is 00:17:34 at the end of the day which still remains to be seen obviously but that's like the thing is like like how like it's not that I think all these people are involved in like six trafficking of any type or like but they're just completely able it's like they're just fine if you do it right like it's just an amoral to like I can't
Starting point is 00:17:50 fucking wrap my mind around it like the like the kind of stuff it's not just like I personally don't associate with any openly known ex pedophile It's not a rule I made. I unfortunately have never had to make the case. You may I make the choice. But also we're going to talk about the racism in these emails a little later.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Like the kind of gutter racism that like rich elite people get into, even the ones that consider themselves liberal, you would get punched in the mouth for saying that shit like a dive bar. Well, that's because, I mean, you're 100% right, but it's because they put a sheen of intellectualism on the top of it, right? I mean, that's how they get away with it. It's like treating it academically or whatever in their mind, which I feel like that's that's like a long and storied racism tradition there.
Starting point is 00:18:31 You know what I mean? Like anybody was anybody was a eugenicist, you know, a hundred years ago or whatever. Right. And that's why you also show a group of people that shows up over and over again here is a bunch of Tusillokai Valley tech people, you know, the tech libertarians who can call themselves rationalists, right? Because you can easily rationalize what that's okay to have sex with a 16 year old if you spend a lot of time thinking about it. You know, which like the rest of us don't spend any time thinking about it and therefore don't fucking do it or associate with people who do. right so the like but this is the whole thing it's a big club and you're not in it kind of thing just
Starting point is 00:19:02 kept like like they set a password Elon's people said a password to Epstein for Kimball Kimmel Musk is Elon's brother who Ghislane Maxwell sent him up with his girlfriend uh invitation to Kimball's birthday party at the four seasons in New York where there's like a speak easy vibe and the password to get in was pussy riot right and they they provided that they being the Musk people provided Epstein with that Passing. They invited him. To get into the Yeah, to get into the party with. Yeah, right. Yeah, that was 2012.
Starting point is 00:19:33 That's so lateh. It's like, how cool is this? Yeah. You know? It's kind of weird who doesn't come off. The people, everybody in there is a groveling suck up, no matter how fucking rich are powerful there. You got former presidents and prime ministers and like, and people in like, the head of like, Amarotti spy networks or like kissing Epstein's ass.
Starting point is 00:19:53 They're all just, they're all just sucking each other. off 24-7. Right. Except for Peter, the only person comes across any sort of
Starting point is 00:19:58 dating in here one of the few people's Peter Thiel who doesn't do any of that. He just responds with his dietary restrictions.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Yeah. Makes sense for like, you know, bloodless reptilian robot guy or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 But, yeah. Yeah. Another person that came out pretty well and like this pretty easy, like I was really just to emphasize
Starting point is 00:20:19 how much these people did have choices. They're wealthy people with other options for things to do with their time and ways to make money. Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein
Starting point is 00:20:30 instead of accepting Norman's son of reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Triber should be ashamed for defending them and both should be strangled instead. How easy is that? Somebody kept it real. Well, look, it's easy for us to say or whatever, but just like I really don't think I'm just saying this. Like, I really do feel this way. Like, I genuinely believe, and it hasn't happened really, but if I got him
Starting point is 00:20:55 to some like, oh, it's going to be party in heart. Like Hollywood elite party. And not even explicitly a sex party, but just like a high level, it's going to be crazy party with all these people in it. I would almost feel, I would feel like obligated to go for like networking reasons, which I would ruin. But I would be like dreading it and uncomfortable the whole time. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Because I would be like I would just feel weird and out of place and not, that would not be my thing. I'm saying it's like there's just like a different mindset that all these people are in like, you know, narcissism, whatever else. It's like being part of the it thing and I don't know. Like they just, I'm just saying I have a completely different brain apparently than the people that are in the big club that I'm not a part of and will never be a part of. Because I just clearly don't think about things the same way that they do, you know. I'm not sure like, like, and it's sheer like the breadth of people that are taught like are friends with each other who ostensibly are public. enemies?
Starting point is 00:21:56 Yeah. I'm not really surprised by that. That's the type of thing that for years I always assumed was the case behind the scenes. With like high level, high profile people that were like enemy, especially in politics, enemies in front of the camera, whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:09 In my head, I just always imagine cameras go off and they're like, you know, what's up? Oh, we're hitting the lake this weekend or whatever. We're in Epstein's Island. And a democracy or republic or whatever we are anymore, semi-managed authoritarian government. Like, like, you expect.
Starting point is 00:22:25 people in the legislature to debate stuff and still be civil to each other behind doors. That's a little bit different than what I'm talking about. When like you got Obama's from a White House lawyer giving him pro bonoan of legal advice for
Starting point is 00:22:41 how to talk about Donald Trump after Trump's elected between her gigs as the White House Council and Chief Legal Officer Goldman Sachs. Then he'd like, after reading that email, he'd like go to lunch with Steve Bannon. Then, you know, go to a dinner with Peter Thiel and a Russian ambassador. It's like,
Starting point is 00:22:59 all you people just fucking hang out all the time. It's like crazy. But like really we're noticing here. There's multiple government societal failures. I'm not just talking about the fact that law enforcement doesn't have the muscle or whatever to rein in fucking billionaires. Like all the, a lot of these people are college professors and research scientists who are trying to
Starting point is 00:23:16 beg Epstein to help who hook them up with funding for their research. So instead of taxing billionaires, they're not powerful enough. to run these child sexing networks and be able to do war crimes. Epstein was essentially moving money around for like war profiteering reasons to summarize what he was doing for a career. Instead of taking away their money so he can't do all that and using that money to fund research,
Starting point is 00:23:40 we let them do that and make the scientists beg him for money. Grovel to them for research funding. Yeah, right. Right. And that's like, that's my overall takeaway of reading through a lot of these is like the culture wars assigned these scandals to like opposing political teams. but the Epstein Files and Russia gave
Starting point is 00:23:54 of the same story as the Panama Papers and the global financial crisis. It's all just like you said, big club and you ain't in it. It's just, it ain't about any of their own like individual principles or ethos or none of that shit. It's just about like taking as much as you can
Starting point is 00:24:08 being a fucking kleptocrat, running shit and fucking robbing people and all being on the same page with each other and enriching yourself as much as you can and, you know, finding ways to exploit everyone else, basically. And that's like the unifying sort of. You know. And like, so much of, like, Epstein's life work has continued on long after he, you know, was found dead.
Starting point is 00:24:31 And it's like, you wonder, like, well, why are the projects ongoing if this guy's gone? Right? Like, like, for the, Trump's trying to, like, destroy NATO and global alliances and pulling out the World Health Organization and all this stuff. Epstein's in there talking to Peter Thiel about how, like, the new future is, like, causing chaos all over the world. So corporations can run amok with no government oversight, like of a better way to put it. you think about how Peter Thiel like wants to do network states it's all that it's it's it's it's it's
Starting point is 00:24:56 I just don't get that though because I've to me it feels like chaos is bad for businesses I mean I guess it depends on what your business is but like what the thing I keep going back to is like what is why do these people why are they on board with everything being burnt to the fucking ground outside of then you buy up the ashes like Marcus
Starting point is 00:25:16 Krasis used to in ancient Rome or something like I just don't I don't get what the end game is supposed to be for a lot of this. Like, just fucking wreck everything, and then what? Like, they're just dumb. Slaves are legal again? Like, you know, you just... So,
Starting point is 00:25:35 watching the video, like, some video footage in there, you got recordings that Eustin made himself of him talking to Larry Summers and Ahud Barak. And you got a bunch of documentary footage of Steve Bannon was filming where Steve Bannon did a series of long interviews with Epstein. And
Starting point is 00:25:51 looking at clips and like this guy's a fucking idiot. I know. He's a fucking idiot. I've talked about it before. Are you talking about Epstein? Yeah. I literally have a bit that I'm doing on stage right now about how I'm like, I set up that turns out he's an idiot.
Starting point is 00:26:06 And I'm like, that's the worst part. Well, I mean, that's not the worst part. I was like, but it makes the worst part's even worse. In my opinion, this guy that's supposed to be an idiot. You think of it as like a Bond villain. He's evil or whatever. He's just like some fucking dipship frat bro or whatever. fuck like in anyway but yeah it's been my main takeaway from or one of my main takeaways from it is again just even just reading the the grammar lack there of and diction and all this punctuation of stuff in his emails and shit you're like this is not this guy fucking wielded it the highest echelons of power and influence for decades it's like and he's fucking dumb or at least not smart like I don't know I'm not surprised everything is bad and shit
Starting point is 00:26:51 I am still naively a little bit surprised that everything is so fucking stupid. Everyone involved with it is so stupid. But they're playing this game of risk with all their lives and none of them know what the fuck they're. Like when I say they're dumb, like Epstein, one, he's giving, he's talking to Ehou-Brock about how to profit off his government service after he leaves office, the Prime Minister of Israel. And he's talking about how much money Tony Blair is making, like just gets lending his name to like lobby the UK government on behalf of like overseas despots. I'm like, oh, he's making $10 million a year, do this. And he's telling him he's telling Ah, Hooparok. He should get in touch with Palantir and Peter Thiel.
Starting point is 00:27:27 And he's spelling out Wehubarak's trying to take notes on who Peter Thiel and Palanty are. And Epstein misspells both Palantir and Teal. Mm-hmm. All right. He misspoles a ton of shit. In interviews, but I assume like typo, when you're talking, when you're typing out of every email, I can forgive, like, stupid typo. You know, but like, I'm just thinking, like, he just doesn't, like, and also, like, he says this take to Steve Ben and where, um, he's talking about how it's a mistake teach kids to learn to write or like you would teach them too
Starting point is 00:27:55 young or something. He's like this is kind of thought you have with your high as a freshman in college. But he's saying like when you when you write you you you you're makes your thoughts too linear, constrained you have to put words of a certain order whatever it limits your brain expansion. Example and he's like Plato and Socrates only spoke they never wrote anything like playto wrote like 200 fucking books. He just made that up. How would we know anything about any of that if somebody write something? my papal didn't just tell me about Plato or whatever and that's the only place I've heard of it
Starting point is 00:28:26 I've read that shit somewhere yeah basically what we're talking about here is a post-cold war emergence of a transnational kleptocratic class that links Western oligarchs to foreign state interest whether it's Russian or Saudi or Israeli or Emirati or whatever and I'll give an example what we're talking about we'll get back from the break let's talk about wallets y'all
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Starting point is 00:31:55 That's what we do around here. Go ahead, Mark. All right. Wall Street Journal had a story yesterday. Headlines, Spy Sheik bought secret stake in Trump Company. It tells the details of a United Arab Emirates Sheik named Tannoon bin Said al-Nayan. Sorry, I didn't say it right. He made a half-billion-dollar purchase for 49% of Trump's cryptocurrency company,
Starting point is 00:32:14 World Liberty Financial. Four days before Trump became president for a second time. Zayahed, the sheik is called me a chic. He had been trying to buy AI chips, important for a while, but the Biden administration didn't let him bring them in because he's kind of in business with China. You want to guess what happened next, right? We sold them to chips.
Starting point is 00:32:35 China's got the chips. Because while they're hugging the flag, again, I don't care about the specifics of this. I don't care about AI or the chips, but if it's bad for China to have it, it's bad for China to have it. And they're hugging the flag while putting the flag, while putting a for-sale sign on everything the government's supposed to fucking do and care about.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. Just, you know, if you can sell it, sell it. If there's a penny to be made and make it, you know, and that seems to be all that it is. But I always just, when we talked about this before, like, to me, I'm like, where does all this money originate? It's like they all just pass it back and forth between each other or whatever else. You want to be like, you're like, oh, the amount of money Tony Blair's making by just co-signing things other people want to do or whatever. It's like, who, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:16 It's all just so nebulous and wild to me, the sheer amount of money that fucking, you know, it changes hands on stuff that ain't worth nothing or shouldn't be worth nothing, you know, or actively makes people's lives worse, you know? Basically,
Starting point is 00:33:35 you buy a tank of gas and that money ends up in the Middle East where a regime uses to buy more slaves to pump more oil and then sell you more gas. That money goes back to the Middle East, then you use it to buy your fucking. president is basically what's happened. And like we're and no one's going to do anything. Apparently no one has the will to stop it.
Starting point is 00:33:53 And what this is basically about is that billionaires have too much fucking money. Right. And like we keep letting them have it and they keep fucking it with us. And it's we basically like we let people walk around have the equivalent financial equivalent of a nuke. Right. If if Elon had been opening the files like openly in the files like I am having sex with lots and lots of children, they're your children and you can't do anything about it.
Starting point is 00:34:14 What would we be able to do to him? the Pentagon can't function without him. He is NASA. Right. We've made the Elon Musk indispensable to our fucking national security state. Yeah. So. Yeah, I know why.
Starting point is 00:34:29 And it feels like they, you know, know, know, or at least a lot of them do. And until proven otherwise, like, you know, they're right. What the fuck is going to happen? Probably nothing. So. Right. So let's talk about some fun gossip in the email at the SBN files then. Epstein emailed
Starting point is 00:34:47 in a person whose name was redacted that Melania wasn't living with Trump in 2019 and that Nikki Haley had gotten back into his good graces by giving him a low job. I don't know if I believe that. I don't know why Epstein would say it. I do think it's funny that all these people are supposedly friends.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Yeah. 2019, what's the timeline there with him and Trump? Do you know what I mean? Was he like, like, was he in a position? I'm not the date wrong. I see, when it, he,
Starting point is 00:35:17 this was, would have been, yeah, it was 20, it was May 26, 2019. Yeah, I don't,
Starting point is 00:35:22 he would have, he would have, he would have, close to getting arrested. I was about saying, that's like right before he went down, right? Yeah, so,
Starting point is 00:35:28 but, yeah. Either way, whatever, this is, this is directly related to all this, but it's also kind of out of nowhere, but I meant to ask you this way earlier,
Starting point is 00:35:36 Mark, tell me, this whole thing, all these Epstein files and everything's going on. Like, tell me if I'm wrong. There's, millions of files have been put out
Starting point is 00:35:44 and there's tons of shit. But there's also, there's acknowledged to be still a whole lot more that are not going to be released, right? That's been like stated. Like for reduction reasons or whatever, there's going to be a ton more that won't be released, right?
Starting point is 00:35:57 So this is still just the ones that like you're allowed to see or we're allowed to see. Like is it conspiracy e or whatever to assume or to think like whatever? The juiciest ones, the real shit, you know, and whatnot is still not coming out. This is just stuff they're
Starting point is 00:36:17 okay with putting out for whatever reason. Well, they accidentally released a bunch of child porn, right? They reached a bunch of nude photos of kids in these, because they're fucking incompetent. And like, so what they did was they put out a bunch of the salacious shit. They did put out a bunch of like, like the anonymous tips that say, like, they say some extremely gross stuff. It's completely unverifiable. But this is afterwards a very public case. People just calling in the FBI with tips. I can't tell you. They're, false. I can tell you there's no use in putting them out, right, except to make us think that they're real and then it sort of drags down the credibility of the whole fucking enterprise.
Starting point is 00:36:51 But like, yeah, but isn't that the, again, one of the things I hate so much about this is like it's made me feel like a conspiracy theorist at so many points. But like the idea that like you said, these tip line things, they're crazy and salacious and people like latch on to them, but they are unverifiable or they're easily falsifiable. I'm assuming some of them where it's like, okay, this was wrong. No one should. And then it, like, like you said, it's sort of discredits the whole thing or it may you know through virtue of that indirectly makes Trump look
Starting point is 00:37:18 not as bad possibly as some of the other stuff because it's shit like that it's like sounds crazy but it's like this isn't true and it really isn't true but I don't know it all it just makes me feel crazy like yeah it's a couple days away from buying a court board and some broad thread
Starting point is 00:37:34 it doesn't like okay so let me let me find it in a end of note sorry um the right wing internet was having a very difficult difficulty processing this for a lot of reasons you're just talking about. So one of the things that was revealed in then release is that Trump, Epstein had a meeting with a guy whose internet handles moot, aka Chris Poole, who's the founder of 4chan on the same day the 410's politics board, our poll was founded. We're talking about the most rabid pro-Trump
Starting point is 00:38:04 nihilistic place on the internet. And when they found out their form where they trade, you know, Nazi propaganda cartoons back and forth about modern American politics may have been started because of Epstein's meeting with this guy which they take to be as a project of Mossad, right?
Starting point is 00:38:22 They were trying to make sense of it to point one guy I'm a quote here, I wrote it down, he was like, anti-Semitism as a sci-op. He said it was a plot by the Jews to make him anti-Semit.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Jews, yeah, right. Right? Which that's, that's so close. to just being what they already always thought. You know what I mean? It's like, the Jews made us hate Jews.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, I know, dude, everything's so fucking crazy. Wow. It is hard to wrap your head around it. But sometimes you look at this stuff and like, you like, okay,
Starting point is 00:38:59 so part, one of the things that came out in there was like, it revealed there was a business relationship between Jeffrey Epstein of the Rothschild family. Right? And which is like, fucking course they are, but the comical points line to it is he was,
Starting point is 00:39:11 E-R-Steen was emailed with Ariane de Ross Child and he let me read these exchange to you sorry I've got out to it it. It turns out to be 100% true that the Rothschilds and Epstein's funded a kind of shelter that Hitler lived at when he was poor. Okay. So they're talking about
Starting point is 00:39:32 like I know he says to her I know it's true but regularly used to say that Ross Child's planned to support Hitler and mass destruction to gain more power. I'm the Mald along with a cold since yesterday. It's what Aaron says to him. So he's telling her, and they're funny that we actually did finance the rise of Hitler,
Starting point is 00:39:47 but not in the way people say. And she's like, yeah, it is weird, but it's also unfortunate considering what people are going to say about it. But then no one found out about it. And it's in the Epstein file. They were just trying to find, their ancestors just trying to finance a homeless shelter,
Starting point is 00:40:01 and they accidentally funded Hitler. And it's so funny. It's also just, again, I mean, look, to be fair to Ariana de Rothschild, I don't know what kind of, a segue you should make here. But in the email, I heard it's been like, I know it's true, but this is used
Starting point is 00:40:17 to say that the Rothschild's planned and supported Hitler and mass destruction to gain more power and then line break. So I'm in the Maldives. I've been diving a lot three, four times a day. It's going good. I got a cold, but otherwise, it's going to pre-it, it's like but like I said, how do you make that
Starting point is 00:40:33 transition? I don't know how I would do it either. It's a tough one, but just just total non-sequitur. It's like, yeah, everybody thinks we loved Hitler, because we supported Hitler a little bit. But anyway, the weather's great, beautiful beaches. I mean, it's a Quirada. It's unfortunate. It's just deeply unfortunate.
Starting point is 00:40:52 It is truly unfortunate. But all this stuff, you can take anything out of context to make it the root of a conspiracy theory. It's like a lot of stuff Epstein clearly said in jest, which like you can be an awful monster is also a moron. Also joke around your emails. Either the jokes are unfunny. Right. So, like, he joked it on a lot. lot about being Jewish, right?
Starting point is 00:41:13 So there's an email exchange where Larry Summers is asking him if there are any hidden tax loopholes in a tax bill. And he said, it basically said, not for the goyam. He's joking around that us non-Jewish people will not be able to find the tax loopholes. He's making a joke about Jews being good with money. Right. Yeah. But the lunatics are passing around that screen grab this morning.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Like, see, see, Jews don't pay any taxes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're right. I mean, yeah, that's inside. That's the type of thing that anybody, you know, I do that type of shit. If I feel like a fucking, like a redneck jokes come, you know what I mean, an incest joke or a fucking papal's racist joke or whatever.
Starting point is 00:41:50 You know what I'm saying? You fucking, you throw it out there first. Like, yeah, I feel like almost anybody does that if you're, you know, trying to be a super cool guy like Jeffrey Epstein obviously was. Right. So you're talking about like muddy in the waters here with a bunch of fucking salacious bullshit, right? Like the tip line, the stuff that cannot be verified. since Epstein
Starting point is 00:42:11 met with that guy who ran 4chanes worth noting the QAnon was a creature of 4chan the literal Q poster I mean so
Starting point is 00:42:21 at the time when Jeffrey Epstein was about to be outed as a child trafficking pedophile a fever swamp creation makes it so that just discussing the idea
Starting point is 00:42:33 of widespread child sexual abuse makes you look like a fucking lunatic I know I'm saying this is one of the what I'm saying it's like how it's making me feel crazy and like a fucking basement dwelling conspiracy theorist
Starting point is 00:42:43 because yes it's like wait a minute it was QAnon like a deliberate thing or a site to discredit this ahead of time because like it was so crazy anybody with any kind of brain made fun of it that we made fun of it so much and they were insane and they saw fucking JFK Jr. was coming back from the dead
Starting point is 00:42:58 and all this fucking shit and it was crazy but you're right like it got you know like coded as being crazy bullshit because of Q to anybody that thought of themselves as being sane. And then the like the foundational part of it ends up being like true, apparently with this global cabal of fucking pedophiles and stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:19 But it's been like automatically, you know, turned into this like loony tune shit by association with Q&on to begin with. So you start being like, was that on purpose? But they're like, but they're all dumb. So probably not. Fucking, I don't know, dude. I don't know. It's just so.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Right. I mean, I don't, of course the culture war is a fucking sigh up, but I don't think it has to be like planned or orchestrated because like we talk like, people do get really, really mad when you take the Angerama syrup bottle away. They do. They'd much rather talk about that than fucking healthcare policy for reasons that are very destructive. But it did, but Fox News exists and makes money. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:00 So like, what? So like, I, the term conspiracy theory here, like this is sort of along those lines. a lot of people think the term conspiracy conspiracy theory was invented by the CIA to discredit people who point out the conspiracies
Starting point is 00:44:14 but that, of course, is a conspiracy theory itself because you can research like they weren't conspiracy theory 's first appearance in print was during the Civil War and it was talking about rumors that the British
Starting point is 00:44:26 had started the Civil War a week in the United States so they could take it back over. I should point out that the British did not take America back over maybe their plan just didn't work I don't fucking know but like, but I do get
Starting point is 00:44:36 being conspiratorial about Jeffrey Epstein. Let me give you an example. Because he's kind of like the Forrest Gump of like late American fucking tragedies. Like he's just a sinner ball. Yeah, dude, that's a great analogy. Yeah, he's very gumpian. That's what I'm saying. That's what I was saying earlier about if you were any, like he just turned, he just everywhere. Muffer was just everywhere. There's not a shit hit. He wasn't emailing. There wasn't, there wasn't a war he wasn't profiteering off of. There's not a fucking shitty government. He wasn't like back channeling to. And he would just like, so let me give an example what I'm talking about,
Starting point is 00:45:06 the forest gump thing. Epstein withdrew 57 million from a Bear Stearns' high-grade structure credit strategies enhanced leverage fund in 2008 due to his impending arrest. Around that same point, someone withdrew 57 million that caused a tipping point that caused a collapse of Bear Stearns led to the global financial crisis. Reading tea leaves here, if that's the same $57 million, then Jeffrey Epstein is the reason that a bunch of people lost their houses in 2008. Or the proximate cause at least, like he was a straw the birth of Campbell's back. back. Right. And the craziest part, that day, he drank like 17 Dr. Peppers in the course of an hour. They just had to pee real bad the whole time. Yeah, no, that's, that's wild. Yeah. So, he's also, like, he's also in his emails exploring, talking about stealing Libyan bank accounts just before Gaddafi was even deposed.
Starting point is 00:45:58 We talked earlier about his spitballing with Peter Thiel, about all that, like, like, you're basically joking about how, like, Obama's foreign policy was a huge success because there's so many civil wars and catastrophes going on in the Middle East. because the whole world was collapsing. Pretty much everything bad you could think of, he at least had a finger in. Here's the fucking silliest example. He played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick, the CEO of Activision, to embrace loot boxes.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Okay, that's it. Now I'm firmly anti this guy. Now you're telling me that this is the worst part. Loopbox, I can forgive a lot of things, but loop boxes, no, thank you. I know plenty of our audience doesn't know what that. In the world of video games, loop boxes are,
Starting point is 00:46:37 it is, It does suck really bad, but yeah, obviously the other stuff is still worse. I'm just saying. Jeff Rebstein may be the ultimate reason your eight-year-olds are getting addicted to gambling. Right. Yes. It's like video game gambling pretty much. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:51 He's an email from Epstein to Cotech on May of 2013. To me, X Prize is a good idea, but the key is real world rewards. Learn to read and learn cell phone minutes, iPhone credits, virtual items and games. And then a guy named Pablo Holman responds to him. I'm all for indoctrating kids into an economy. Can you imagine putting into words, I'm all for indoctriding kids into the economy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:19 I mean, to be fair, dude, kids shit, it's insane the amount of money it makes. You know what I mean? Like, that's been a thing to pay. And there's plenty of people I think that are like, their hearts are in the right place and also are enriched by it. Like, you know, like Miss Rachel hits for me or whatever. But I'm just saying, like, fucking,
Starting point is 00:47:36 if you can market successfully to kids, whatever it is you're doing, it's crazy the money that you fucking rake in. So I'm not surprised there's a great number of bloodless vampires who are hyper aware of that and trying to figure out any way they can to exploit that fact, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Well, if you're wondering, what Pablo Herman's a hacker and an investor and he works for Blue Origin now, I think, but if you wonder what he looks like, I got another crazy glasses have for you, Tray. He always wears these stupid fucking glasses. Yeah. Come on, dog.
Starting point is 00:48:05 that looks like the character from a fucking grandma's boy or whatever the dude like the game designer and grandmas boy who dresses like the Matrix all the time how do these people take themselves seriously and they don't just take themselves they take themselves ultra seriously on top of it while fucking looking like that if you're wondering if there is anything that Epstein wouldn't do
Starting point is 00:48:29 there is an email where he tells a Bitcoin developer by name Jeremy Rubin he has ethical concerns regarding pumping crypto tokens Not even Jeffrey Epstein Everybody's got to have a code You know You got to draw a line in the sand somewhere He did
Starting point is 00:48:47 I'm getting really on board with Bitcoin He was working with some interest in Russia Trying to pivot to cryptocurrency To be in the global currency reserve So yeah like again All of his plots All his plots continue on without him
Starting point is 00:48:58 But even the evil stuff Is often fucking hilarious I want to introduce you to a character named Nathan Wolf who's, if you guys work in science, you might be familiar with him. But he's a famous virologist and biomedical researcher. Here's a photo of Nathan taken for the Time 100. It's one of the top most influential people in the world, I guess,
Starting point is 00:49:16 in a cloud of, I guess, virus dust holding a vial. I don't know what he's doing. So, Wolf, he worked for DARPA's Defense Science Research Council, then took a job with UK's ARIA, which is their version of DARPA. So what I think is they're working on like human experience to give like To give people like gills and ape strength or some shit right Then this full name appears 596 times in the Epstein files release Which is a number a lot of people are calling a lot
Starting point is 00:49:46 Yeah Bit much far too many you know Probably want to keep it somewhere under 595 I feel like you know at the very least So what uh what Nathan and uh and Jeffrey were you know about a lot was they shared a long-term interest
Starting point is 00:50:06 in scientific basis of sexual appetite in women, including options for a version of rabies virus which would give women a higher sexual appetite. They were also involved in the search for a quote
Starting point is 00:50:16 female Viagra and a study trying to find the horny virus that makes college girls want to have more sexual with sexual violence. They're all the fucking boy smoking weed doing coke
Starting point is 00:50:25 academy and whatever else. I mean, what if we can make them dick rabid just like rabid for the dick you know what I mean like I rabies but just for our dicks wouldn't that be cool it's like give me a hundred million dollars to figure this out um that so like that's another thing so yeah you call it a female Viagra like that's fucking weird creepy wild whatever that is also the type of
Starting point is 00:50:55 thing that I'm sure these dudes are like dude if we unlock that if we find that if that's a real thing fucking, you know, trillion dollar industry. It's like, you know, guys are just, guys are drugging women with like old fucking shit from the 70s and 80s right now. If there was an actual love potion you could drug women with,
Starting point is 00:51:13 if I can, you know, imagine that. A whole new world, baby. Really open up all our opportunities. Yeah, I want, like, but yeah, basically, what they're discussing is basically mind controlling women using chemicals produced by sexually transmitted diseases. It's essentially what they were to spitball in
Starting point is 00:51:29 and forth these emails about. Now, I wanted to get a woman's perspective on this because, you know, you and me, you know, we're not. So I was telling this to my wife and she goes, her, she had a great take. She's like, does this guy know that women actually do get horny? And if he doesn't know they get horny, then that's like a him. It's like a him problem. Yeah, but you got to do stuff, Mark, you know, you got to like make a plan, put in effort. You got to pretend to care, like, try to do some romantics that, like, it's hard.
Starting point is 00:51:59 tough making a woman horn if you could just instead get her a pill that would make her be able to stomach having sex with you imagine how much better that would be for all the all the men of the world but yeah no that's it's funny
Starting point is 00:52:15 that's funny that that's what that reminds me of is like that I know you love the movie burn after reading the Cohen Brothers movie or whatever where it's like it's set up George Clooney's got this like super top secret mysterious project and it's basement he's working on or whatever you don't know what it is and then the big reveal is it's like a like a
Starting point is 00:52:34 like a dildo machine like you you're right you it's a self-powered dildo machine or whatever like that's what this reminds me of like one of the world's foremost academic and scientific minds right what's he what's his passion project it's like fucking make them wet as a pill it's it's all i think about cancer solving that that'd be cool but you know it'll be really cool fucking more BJs. Dude, Diffrey Epstein would have put $7 billion in cryptocurrency investing in the
Starting point is 00:53:07 Dildo chair. Absolutely. Absolutely. And talking about how it's like the Forest Cup of every like late global calamity. It would not surprise me if like what started COVID-19 was that Nathan was in a lab
Starting point is 00:53:21 and like doing gain of function research on the horny virus and then a monkey bit an unholy woman and she escaped from the lap. So I want to talk about the race science part of this stuff Because yeah Like The shit he fucking said
Starting point is 00:53:37 He's on video Talking to Steve Bannon About like race IQ stuff And he's saying like Actually all races are smart But the example he used is like If I was a if me and a black person were comedian to see you could outrun a lion in the jungle I would lose
Starting point is 00:53:53 Therefore that person's smarter than me at the thing that black Like what the fuck? You said that out loud? he also he made fun of bill gates humanitarian efforts in africa and said that the idea that every life is equal is quote catholicism and it's worse um in 2016 epstein emailed noam chomsky by the black white test score and iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq that's a that's a podcast was heavily involved in planning and you know planning or coordinating the unite the white unite the right rally in charlott'sville in 2017
Starting point is 00:54:24 I just want to point out here that like all race science guys historically are pedophiles Um The term Caucasian has a term For white people exist Because a weird pervert by the name of Johann Frederick Blumbach
Starting point is 00:54:36 Was like horny for the skull Of a 19 year old Georgian girl In his skull collection Who was a sex slave who had been murdered Bro what? Okay There's I don't even know where to start with that There's a lot to unpack there
Starting point is 00:54:49 Like out of all the skulls in my skull collection and this one really does it for me. I don't know what it is about this one. We talk about like, like the degree of which racism is made up is always like fascinated me. But like, like,
Starting point is 00:55:04 so he's the one that came with the concept of there being five racism. It's based upon his skull collection. Okay. Yeah. Like, his theory was that the races all evolved separately from different places
Starting point is 00:55:15 and he based that on their skull shapes. The five races, he said, were Caucasian, Mongolian, Malayan, which is, you know,
Starting point is 00:55:23 Spanish, brown, Ethiopian, and American, which is Native American, right? Those are the five race. I want to point out that he had ordered more skulls, more than this was during the colonial era. He would have had a much larger skull collection, except there was a mutiny on the HMS bounty from skulls he had ordered. No shit. Uh-huh. To tell how fucking dumb history is, if the sailors on the mutiny and the bounty hadn't mutinyed,
Starting point is 00:55:50 we might have nine races. Who the fuck knows? Pacific Islander box might be two separate boxes. Yeah. That mutiny on that ship, by the way, led to the founding of Pick Karen Island where they engage in pedophilic incest to this day. So
Starting point is 00:56:05 a lot of, you know, small world, everything's connected, Mark. Yeah, you turn me over to that island. Like, the reason about the history of it, it's like fucking crazy. So, yeah, to ultimately this all revolves around, the question, you also like whether the salacious stuff is a distraction.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Like, yeah, because the real answer would be someone who enabled all this admitting to it in writing somewhere of what he was doing and like so who was he working for
Starting point is 00:56:32 why? Why do you have so much impunity? Was it just the wealth? I don't know but he did ask email Ehud Barak to who Barack was having a meeting
Starting point is 00:56:39 with someone I think of Gattari and he said you should make clear that I don't work for Mossad smiley face to Hugh Barack
Starting point is 00:56:46 well listen that's not a winking emoji Mark okay that would be one thing smiley face, sure, but as long as, you know, both eyes are unwinked, you must have quit. Johnny Cochran said that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I also point out his lawyers did FOIA, the CIA, to prove he didn't work for them. And the CIA said, we cannot confirm nor deny that you work for us. Did he see's lawyer? An MIT guy named Joy Ito, I said, I'm trying to get a friend out of prison in Syria. Do you happen to have anyone with influence over Assad? And Epstein responded not for email. and talking about one more part of this I want to get to before we get out of here.
Starting point is 00:57:26 We're talking about foreign policy. Epstein is as far back as 2009 in his emails was working to make Tony Blair essentially the monarch of Gaza. Me quote him an email. Think of the financial equivalent of Romco. J.P. Morgan Chase should be the Oracle of the Middle East finance who is second. We stand ready to assist.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Blah, blah, blah. Tony Blair can lead that charge. Here's a headline from two weeks ago. Blair and Rubio among names on Senior Executive of Gaza Board of Peace. So Tony Blair, just as Epstein pitched before he died, he is now executing, Trump's plan to turn Gaza into a resort with AI data centers.
Starting point is 00:58:05 All over and over again, stuff that Epstein pitched. Right. Just happens. He's still going on. He keeps going. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, they were like, well, listen, he had a lot of good ideas. We don't need to let his death, you know, keep that from happening.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Obviously, let's continue to remake the world. and Jeffrey Epstein's image. Why not? All right. Well, there's so much more to all this. I'm sure we will discuss it more in the coming weeks, but we are pretty much out of time. Thank you guys for watching.
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