Weekly Skews - Skews 6/21/22 – J6 Committee Day 4: The Devils Went Down to Georgia

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

 Trae’s on the road, so Agee is gonna try piloting the ship, and is joined by Georgia Correspondent Corey Ryan Forrester to talk about Day 4 of the J6 Hearings, which were all about the Peach State. Plus, J6 is year-round now, fun with counterfeit milk, a deluge of Dumbasses, and a fun new development: Politicians aren’t just threatening to murder their political opponents now, it’s also open season on their allies. Tuesday Skewsday, baby.Support the show

Happy Tuesday, y'all. It's Tuesday, June 21st, 2022. It is May tri-crowd I can't even do. I was trying, like I can't even do. Tray's accent is so intense. I can't even do his accent, even though I have have to do it. Okay. But I can't. but I would also like to teach you how to do it. That way you can do it later because I do have a step-by-step format of how to do Trey's voice. So here's what you do. If you're listening to home, if you're going to do an impression of Trey Crowder.

First, you have to start by doing an impression of Dr. Phil. You start there. There's your base. Hey, listen, Lisa, you're not a monster. Okay. You're not a monster. Now you start by Dr. Phil and then give Dr. Phil a sinus infection. And then you've got, hey, how's it going, everybody?

My name's Trey. Welcome to skews this week. And, man, I mean, God damn, Mark, it's been a hell of a hell of a week, ain't it? Democrats and Republicans alike. Ski, we did look up, bud. I'll tell you what. So, there's that, Dr. Phil plus sinus infection equals track. All right.

That works. As you guys can see, I'm, I've got the wheel tonight, as it may be. And my co-host tonight is Wellrod's own chief hitting officer, Corey Ryan Forrester, who's with me tonight. We're talking about today's January 6th hearings. when you're talking about whether or not you should shoot. I thought this is a Marvel podcast.

Whether or not you should shoot your political opponents and political allies. I'm talking about milk fraud and some dumbasses. So let's get into it. Corey, today is both me and Trey's wedding anniversary, which I didn't know we shared a same wedding anniversary until Friday. But Trey is on the show tonight because he's performing in Columbus, Ohio.

And you may notice my background is different. That's because I'm on vacation in Florida in a bungalow, a little hotel room off the Gulf Coast. And so me and Trey really hit for our wives. The first hour of spending our wedding anniversaries. Well, I can top you on my wedding anniversary this year, I was in Europe for three weeks without my wife. So I think I got you beat there. And I was to end. And I did.

It's really lucky that I was over there. and we had such a time difference because, like, I totally, for 100% forgot our anniversary, but I was able to play it off as like, oh, no, no, I was just waiting for you to wake up. You know, I didn't know. Like, it's like 6 a.m. over there, baby. I didn't, I didn't know. But like, yeah, I 100% forgot that shit. We're some full-on sick on husbands, man.

Yeah, me and my wife really started out on that run. Like on our honeymoon, I probably told this story before, and I'm about to get some heat for this, but I don't care. On our honeymoon, you know, we'd been together for seven days, which is enough. Because before then, that was the longest me and my wife have ever been together. Because like when we started dating, I was already a touring comic. So seven days together, she'd had enough of me. I'd had enough of her. And we were in line at the airport and she was mad at me about something.

And she was just, I mean, giving me the what fur? And I looked down on my phone and it was Delta telling me that I had been upgraded to first class Only one of our tickets had been upgraded to first class. And I was sitting there and I was, if we hadn't been in a fight, I would have been like, baby, you take that. I'll just be in the back. But I was like, you know what? First off, I earned these miles doing my show.

And secondly, she's, I know my wife. She only has one level of mad, right? She has one level of mad. So once she's there, she can't get any more mad. So I was just like, she's already mad. Fuck it. And I sat in first class while her ass is back there and coached. Just see them.

That's not, that's not the move. Speaking of being sick on husbands, both Seinfeld and everybody knows Raymond did this episode. It does not, hey, Amber, there she is. Oh, shit. Hey, I mean, I thought she's at the pool, baby. Go away. We're doing a show. We're live.

So tonight's going to be a loose-ass show, I guess, as you guys can tell. I said a Pinoa on the Beast, my wife. And, yeah, we're going to do it. So I want to say on the flight here, we flew yesterday, I saw a guy, we're wearing a mask in the plane because, you know, a wife has elderly parents and stuff, and we don't want to take him COVID. I saw a guy go to the bathroom with a plane in his socks, like wearing he wore his socks to the Delta Airlines flight bathroom. I'm like, I'm wearing a mask on this flight, and this guy's actively trying to get double monkey pox on his toes. So I don't even know what we're doing at this point. dude like barefoot would almost be better because at least you can like wipe your feet off but like that's just on your socks like yeah for the rest of the day it's six hour flight five and a half hour flight oh god before we get into the show a couple things to talk about uh i don't want to spend too much time when it because it's going to get worse and worse and worse but yvolde got worse this week uh the texas dps director openly roasted the yvolde cops in a texas senate hearing today because

everything we talked about in the year last episode turned out to be bullshit that you've all day school district police chief saying well we couldn't

get the door because we couldn't find the right key turns out the door was unlocked uh also they had long guns and shields

on the scene within minutes and they just waited outside of the door for I've been in places where the cops came and they did not need a key to get in

you know what I mean like I don't really know what the big stick is for no yeah they don't and I don't want to spend too much time

on the police response part of it because it's the smallest part of it. Because like a good or a good police response here would have limited the kids' deaths to like 10 instead of 19. Right. So it doesn't seem like the biggest part of the problem here. But like anyway, those cops don't hit. But before the show, some fun stuff. Triumph the insult comic dog, I regret to inform you, was arrested for storming the capital. No, this isn't a bit.

Stephen Colbert's crew was doing a bit at the Capitol about the storing of the Capitol and they stayed after hours and a part of the and they weren't supposed to be in. So they got arrested, but not before a successful coup. So you guys all got to sleep tramp in-sult comic dog right now. The puppet master. That's so tremendous. So the story is that they were there legally at first, and then they just hung out too long.

Yeah. Right? Because I keep seeing people on Twitter just be like, if you're going to be mad about January 6th, then you've got to show the same. shit to this. I'm like, I don't, okay, you know what, fucking arrest trying to insult comic dog

and leave him in a room for a year. It'll be, Schmigel's career will be better after that. Do it. I don't care. Take the puppet off Smigel's hand. Send the puppet to get Mo. Let's say the puppet to get Mo.

Waterboard him some. That's what we're going to do tonight. It's margin, but they have been trying to troll saying it's the same thing. Like trespassing is the same thing as trespassing with the intent to commit murder. I think those are two different things. Yeah.

But so Trent Tucker Carlson is done like a series of segments on it calls it Day 2 of the insurrection. We're talking about the arrests of the ticketing of Stephen Colbert's filming crew. And Marjorie Taylor Green went to the floor of the house today to say she felt unsafe because they were filming her office and tracking her movements, which is part of the comedy bit because she did the same thing for Pelosi and shit. Yeah, I was going to say, didn't she like make a habit of doxing people like all the time and like standing outside bathrooms being like,

If you've got a dick, you better not come in here. I'll get my butterfly now out. Yeah, so anyway, she's very frightened of the world's worst dog puppet holding a cigar. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean the world's worst? It's like a dollar store puppet. Oh, oh. I thought you meant Triumph himself was the worst.

And I was about to take great because, like, legend in my book. Smigel and the Triumph, both amazing. Love them. Very great on with it. I know this isn't how you do the show. here but do you have a favorite triumph uh bit because i've got one all right you go ahead of mine was mine was when they he went to the star wars convention and he goes up to the dude that he's got he's dressed as darf vader so he's got all the buttons on his chest or whatever

and triumph goes which one of these calls your mother to pick you up yeah i love that god smynolds the best if you guys aren't familiar with robert smygo's work he was a long time writer for s&L and has gone and do a bunch of other cool shit, including Triumph Theonsal Comic Dog. So before we can, another one more thing we're going to the show, the primary thing the FDA is concerned with right now and Congress,

because it needs to be on top of their plate, is milk. What about milk? What's going wrong with milk, you might ask? Corey, have you familiar with almond milk, oat milk? I am familiar with almond milk and oat milk. Now, I got to tell you, I mean, they're great substitutes,

but it ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. By the way, I make my own oat milk. I don't know if you know this. I did not know that. I'll have all the questions in a minute. But I do want to say. So oat milk and soy milk and all milk do not help the milk industry because they think it fooled, well, they think it's taken away their market share.

And the way they choose to compare about, they complain about that is to say that people are being fooled because it has milk on the carton. Right. Yeah, we'll come back to that in a second. So they have been for years trying to get the FDA to the FDA to. say that those products cannot call themselves milk because they think it will, like, help their bottom line because America's strictly more, way less milk than they used to, which I didn't know, but I drink my share of milk.

I like it. I like milk like cheese. I'm not part of the problem, milk industry. Do not try to cancel me. But they're so Congress and the FDA are trying to figure out ways to force a company's chains or labeling because, uh, eh, because of crooked American capitalism shit. They're trying to capture the regulatory agencies. But the FDA has been, you know, a little preoccupied last.

two years with, you know, drugs, vaccines. Yeah, right. Yeah, so there were, the way that's been sort of regulating milk lately. But this, this part, so this part really made me laugh. Um, a couple of milk state senators, including Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin and Idaho rep Michael, Mike Crapo, who's, oh, name always called Crapo. Yeah, 12, I'm 12 years old. They're trying to pass this bill called Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of

yogurt, milk, and cheese to promote regular intake of dairy everyday act. Now, you know, they always try to name, they name bills to make acronyms, right? Yeah, right. So defending against the imitations and replacements of yogurt makes dairy. Okay, that makes sense. Okay. Milk and cheese to remote regular intake of dairy every day makes McPryde. So the name of this bill is Dairy McPride, which is Danny McBride's racist cousin from Wisconsin.

I was going to say a very culturally insensitive Irish character on family guys. But either way, either way works. Now, I got a couple things here. Number one, you're never going to hear me. It's so, it's very, anybody that knows me knows, it's very hard for me to lobby against the good people of big milk, all right? I love milk, but I got a couple things to say. One is, if you're sitting there and you're going to sit there and complain about the deception of almond milk and

and soy milk or whatever, deceiving you as milk. Well, let me tell you something about deception, big milk. You told us for years that if we didn't drink a half gallon of your shit every day, our bones would fall out like Sally Fields in that yogurt commercial. So, and now everyone where I live is 300 pounds, and it's because they're sitting there having a full glass of whole milk so that they don't roll their ankle at the farm, which, by the way, turned out to be bullshit,

just like back in the day when big bacon, big eggs, and big milk got together to create the slogan breakfast is the most important meal of the day only because they needed to get their margins up because motherfuckers weren't buying enough breakfast foods. I'm on to you, you hallmark shyster sons of bitches and I won't stand for it.

That being said, love what you do. Can't think any better way to end to the banters. Let's get into the show. Matt, let's do the Daily Dumbass. Graphic please, my train. Alright, we got to talk about this, because this is the crazy thing I've been viral over the weekend. So our first daily dumbass is anybody thinks they can run for office without the aid of flashbang grenades. Hit it, Matt.

I'm Eric Greighton's Navy SEAL, and today we're going rhino hunting. The rhino feeds on corruption and is marked by the stripes of cowardice. Join the MAGA crew. Get a rhino hunting permit. There's no bagging limit, no tagging limit, and it doesn't expire until we save our country. All right. Hey, them some bitches didn't need a K.

Do you say that? No, they did not need a key. Uh-uh. Yeah, you take a door, you call that dude. He should have been a new ball day. So that's Eric Gritens, who's running for Senate in Missouri. And the thing that struck me about this is he's not threatening Democrats. He's not threatened to kill Pelosi and, you know, AOC like they usually do.

He's threatening to kill other Republicans. And also, there's not an ounce of humor to that ad, not one second of likeness. No. It is, we're coming to fucking murder you full fascist. And we're going to talk about this a few times tonight. But I don't think these guys realize that in a fascist uprising, the first people against the wall, are your political allies. Yeah.

And these guys do not see it common. The first guy is going to be Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio. Yeah, so anyway, they should be more afraid than they currently seem to be, which is crazy. But let's talk about Eric Gritens for a minute. Do you give any commentary on the video if we get to who Eric Grubes is? Yeah, I do. So definitely not all of y'all, but some of you may be familiar with some of my online work. And I created a character about two years ago, and he is running for Congress and

Georgia and his name is Jerry Mander and when I I just saw a couple like you know Republican ad I don't watch TV or any of this shit but I saw a couple Republican ads and I was like Jesus Christ man like these are so on the nose and so I came up with this guy who says things like hi I'm Jerry Jerry Mander and I believe in three things God country and that Puerto Rican should stick to baseball and it's just peppered with jokes like that and and people kept like sharing it and going like, a lot of people were fooled. They were like, oh my God, can you believe this? And I'm just like, guys, I ended up

making the videos with me farting at the end, just so hopefully. And it still didn't work. It still didn't work. People were just like, what the fuck? I can't believe this. And everybody was like, it's so sad that we live in a world where you can't tell if this is satire anymore. And I've always been like, yes, you can. Like, that's so ridiculous.

Nobody would do that. And then like, as soon as I came up with that damn character, it seems that they've doubled down and sort of made me wrong on that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can't satch out of these motherfuckers. Like, how would you heighten this? You'd like, you'd call on a targeted drone strike to the house or whatever? I guess.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's no way to do it. And, like, this guy is a huge asshole. He used to be the governor of Missouri. He was forced to resign just four years ago. Really? Just four years ago. And the reason he's forced to resign in Corey is, well, there's a lot of reasons. He did a lot of financial shit.

We'll get to in a second. but the main thing he's known for is that he essentially sexually assaulted his hairdresser allegedly that ain't good tattered up in his basement um stripped her naked blindfolded her

took pictures of her and said that if she reported his sexual assault he would say it was consensual and ruin her marriage forced to perform moral sex on him and family was caught doing that him and his wife put out a statement about how he had been unfaithful but they would get they were working through it but the truth came out

He was forced to resign, not for sexually assaulting that woman, but because he had used some data from a veterans group for his fundraising. They couldn't get enough votes to convict him on, you know, the whole sexual assault thing. I know that like every single part of government isn't intrinsically completely tied together and stuff. But like, if you've been, if you were forced to resign from a government position, don't you think there should at least be, I don't know, a 10 to 15? 15-year probationary period. Pete Rose made a couple bets, and that motherfucker can't even go to Shea Stadium to watch a game.

You know what I mean? But this guy can just run again. Like, whatever, I tie hairdressers up. Who among us throw the first stone at her head, please? Yeah. Yeah, things have gotten rapidly worse to such a degree where this guy was forced to resign in Missouri. Do we say Missouri?

Yeah, sure. Some people do. It just depends on how much my mama you are. She said Missouri, for sure. I want to be respectful to the people of Missouri and pronounce it the way they would like. So, yeah, so he was Forrester's on in a purely red state like Missouri four years ago. And now his sexual assault accusation is not even holding him back. And just in case you're wondering.

I mean, it's probably trending up, honestly. They love that shit. Well, this ad was probably really smart because it went viral, but because it's a crowded primary field, this increases his name recognition. He was governor only four or five years ago. And this will help him win the primary from the cycle. it like push him up then it'll be the only only republican running um he the funny thing was in one of his like he was a peon to testify about this and he showed up he's he's a former navy seal

like 20 years ago he showed to testify in one of these things in his navy dress uniform i mean i mean listen the guy's a bag of shit but i'd have done the same thing you know what i mean reporting for duties here i am yeah uh and like the did these did you order a code red on your hairdresser. God. Oh, shit's bleak, dude. So, in case you're wondering, the attorney general in Missouri at the time who declined to prosecute him for any of this ship because he said he didn't have jurisdiction

was Josh Howley, the current U.S. senator from Missouri. And the response from his fellow Republicans and his primary was pretty interesting because the main thing they said was, I'm not the rhino, you're the rhino because he was a Democrat 15 years ago. It wasn't you shouldn't murder us. Yeah, yeah. It was that we should murder you. Look, man, look, you remember, like, back in the day when, like, I mean, not that gang violence

hits now, it don't, like, gang violence is terrible, but when gang violence was, like, super bad in L.A., like, a lot of the cops would just be like, look, we just stay out of there because, like, they're killing each other and, like, you know, whatever. And, like, that's fucked up. But, like, in this instance, I'm just like, let them go. You know what I mean? Let them tear each other's throat apart. Like I would love to see a little, a mini war between rhinos and I ain't a rhino, you're a rhino.

We could all just hide at Starbucks or whatever. Yeah, like, Shaden fraud is a weird thing because like it, like the people you're talking about who were gunned down in gang warfare in the 90s were just pouring to poor neighborhoods. Right, exactly. Yeah, no, that was bad. Yeah. What I mean is, though, that same logic applied to this. I can understand it in this situation where I'm just like, you know what?

Let's not try to talk these Republicans out of like proximity mining each other at a MAGA rally. Like I think that's fine. Yeah. Let's get them all, forget gun control. Let's give them all bazookas. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

All right, that's moving on. In honor of Juneteenth, let's talk about this one. The next dumb ass is aborting fetuses for not knowing the joy of gardening on Juneteenth. This is former Iowa Congressman Steve King who blocked preempts. producer Matt on Twitter years ago.

We'll get to that in a second. But here I spent Juneteenth all day in the hot sun hoeing and pulling weeds thinking about what it would have been like to have been a slave. At the end of the day, I thought about what it would have been like to be an aborted baby. I got to see the sunrise and the sunset.

Fuck you, Steve King. I don't have a lot of smart to sit by the guys except to fuck off and die. Bro. No. He's comparing. Yeah. He's probably pulling weeds.

It's so funny to knowing how many people quote tweeted that thinking that it was like the absolute number one best take that they had ever heard in their life. Like how like look man, if you believe that abortion is murdering babies, I understand that you would like be pretty upset about that. And speak of truth, whatever, it's a free country. But like you can leave slaves out of it. You know what I mean? Like you don't have on June 10th, come on. Do slave stuff the next day. Expect the holiday.

Yeah. I mean, this is extremely bleak and stupid. The false equivalencies are throughout this. The one I pointed out, he's voluntarily hoeing and pull the weeds, which I have also done in my dad's garden. Mom spends her mother's day doing this in her flower bits. It's like, this is fun for people. It hits.

People like gardening. People do not like being slaves. Second thing is, an aborted babies don't know they're aborted. They did not exist. They don't know they don't exist. and not existing seems ideal to me right now. Oh, dude. Aborted babies, I've never been more jealous of a group of, I won't, I can't say people

because then I'm, I'm on their side, but a group of, a group of tiny little things. I've never, like, yeah, man, not like, I didn't ask to be born. I can't tell you that there's a day that goes by that I wish I wasn't. And so for that, I'm, I say abort every baby. Let's stop with us. We don't need to go on any further. and not to uh this is the bleakest thing we're talking about this show but there were people who had the choice between being a slave or existing and they chose uh or not existing and they chose

not existing i'm talking of course about the people that threw themselves off of slave ships or one of the books they're trying to ban and all the schools about a woman who was a fugitive slave who was about to be captured her murdered her own daughter instead of letting her be returned to servitude so this is not hypotheticals for people who live through it fuck you steed king you're a piece of shit. Are they banning the book because they're like, well, it talks about murder. We can't. We can't have that.

I mean, they might say that, but also it makes slavery look bad, which I'm assuming is part of why they're worried about it. That's so hilarious to me that it seems so hard for people to just go, hey, slavery happened and it was bad. Like, that's all you got to, that's all you got to say. Like, the Republicans act like if they come out and say, hey, listen, slavery was a bad thing that like we're gonna go your damn right it was and now you're getting your comeuppance and then just like take them and tar and feather them and whip them it's like

literally like the least you could do is just be like yeah it was fucked up and you know yeah that really sucked but if you tell kids slavery is bad then they get woke then they're fine with different people and then they might consider reparations and then uh you know i never know what comes next they might start they might start thinking america don't hit sometimes i hadn't considered that mark but as usual as suit as ever yeah uh Matt, programming note, let's skip to this last dumbass so we can get to the Seventh Oz to the Dr. Oz one because this really, really hit for me.

So Dr. Oz, the next dumbass is going to be Dr. Oz for trying to cosplay as a regular person, as a hardworking blue-collar dude. He was basically Dr. Oz is a dumbass for not being Mr. Hardhat Oz because he posted this on Twitter the other day. He did this bit where he went to some sort of factory and posted this tweet said, I had an informal discussion with some company in Burke's company about the worst supply chain issues,

the company has ever experienced in 39 years. We need to stop Biden's war in American energy and allow our communities and businesses to thrive again. I'll be the voice for you in the Senate. And the picture is him in a very clean suit, pretending to operate a tracko. If you're listening to the podcast and don't know what a tracko is, it's the giant thing with a boom on the front and the tracks on the bottom. and you use two joysticks to control it, make a swivel and move dirt. John Fetterman, who we love around here because he's a big unit that hits, quote tweeted it with this picture of a child driving a Tonka coat.

And apparently that hurt Dr. Oz's feelings to the point where he deleted his original tweet. And that's that hit for me because that was a very embarrassing picture. And nobody believes Dr. Oz has ever done a moment of manual late. and he fucking sucks. I do respect, though, because that he was in a suit, sincerely, because, like, if he had not been wearing a suit and he was wearing, like, working man's clothes, you know, we would be sitting here going, like, bullshit, that ain't how you dress.

So, like, I'll give him that. He wasn't, like, George W. wearing the cowboy hat, being like, pooh, mission accomplished. Like, again, fuck him. But, you know, he wore a suit. He at least was representing a little bit. Yeah. The only thing I got about Federman is he knows that a talk online.

There's no, like, tweeting platitude. about how America's great. It's just like, fuck you, get the fuck out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, that's how you do this.

You do not pretend. We need a really Republican party to me just on the battlefield of ideas. Like, now this jerk off looks stupid and this fucking stupid suit. That's it. That is it. Yeah,

I like that genre. All right. Let's get into the segment. Today was day four of the January 6th hearings. And the first three were about Trump's state of mind, about the legality of child. in the election,

the state of mind about whether or not he thought it was actually stolen, yada, yada, yada. Today it was about how many people were afraid for their lives. And therefore it becomes

the most personally moving day of testimony yet is how many people extremely thought they were really about to get murdered by a bunch of stupid fucking psychos. We're talking like state election officials,

secretaries of state in Michigan and Georgia. We're talking the speaker of the house in Arizona, and we're talking just a lady who worked at the Fulton County elections office in Georgia. We're talking about all of them.

Minerrista there. Yeah. Before we get to that, I want to talk about the comments of January 6th hearings. I talked last week about how I think that's a misnomer because the coup is, the fucked up shits will way more wild than encompassing than that. And January 6 has been going on now for a year and a half. So we're talking about a couple examples of that we're good for hearing.

but so let's talk about one of a update of one of Tray's favorite characters and all this he loves his name because this guy was involved in attempting January 6th coup his name is cooey Griffin really yes boy that is some nominative determinants right there ain't it that's what trey always says buddy you that's most love the term nominator we love it we say it all the time so Cooey Griffin who was the head of a group called cowboys for Trump in new mexico got himself elected to an election commission in New Mexico, and a Democrat won a primary there, and he's refusing to certify the votes just because the guy's a Democrat, he's openly admitted he has no reason to do this. But the funny thing is, Kui had to object to the certification from jail because he's in jail because he was at January 6th.

This dumb ass says, my vote to remain a note isn't based on any evidence, all right? It's not based on any facts, Griffin said, another or less requesting a hand recount of balance. It's only based on my gut feeling and my own intuition. Yeah, so the too long don't read version of this. The January 6th participant sits in New Mexico County Commission, refuses to certify a local election, despite no evidence of fraud,

is threatened a prosecution after the court rules against him and won't give in all while awaiting a sentencing for January 6th. You just fuck. You know, like, we're both, we're both big shots in Hollywood, Mark. That's why we do this internet. That's why we do this internet show that I'm only filling in on.

But like, you know this as well as I do. If me and you were working on a pilot for any network whatsoever, and it was about something like this, and we came in there and pitched them a character that was going to be an insurrectionist, and his name was Kui.

They would laugh us out of the room. They would go, guys, is this a joke? Like, what are you doing here? Like, go give him a real name that doesn't sound like fucking... coo-e-mic revolution or whatever the fuck this is. Like, that is so insane to me.

I've never heard anybody have that name until this guy. His parents made up this name just so 45 years later he could do a coup. So he had this fucking certification fight where he's threatened with more prosecution. Then he had his sentencing on Friday. He got 14 days in jail and a $3,000 fine plus community service and a year of supervised release. Prosecutors had said Griffin should get 90 days in prison. It still seems low. And with credit for the 20 days he already served, contending that despite the statements

in the contrary, Griffin has shown a lack of remorse for his actions. Now, I'm going to say here, but since in between prosecutors making that argument and him doing another coup in New Mexico, he has demonstrated a lack of remorse. Yes, I would argue that that is a not remorseful man. Yeah. And he's still only got 14. days in jail. And other ongoing, yeah, sorry.

So is this, he's in jail four, what is the official charge? Rioting or like failing to disperse or whatever the lower, lower, lower level charge for January 6th is. So like 14 days, it may is like a slap in the face. Like it may as well be zero days. Like 14 days is just we said

we did a thing. And I'm sure he wasn't in county. Well, maybe he was. I don't know. But like, that's just. Dude, every single America did more than 14 days in solidarity during the pandemic. Yeah, 100%. So, like, it's not even like, I can do six months standing on my head right now, motherfucker.

Yeah, but you can't do shit to me. In further ongoing January 6th news, Texas GOP had their statewide convention this weekend, and they went full in. Their platform says the Biden was not legitimately elected. It calls homosexuality and abnormal lifestyle choice, which would be back to that in a second, says Texas students should learn about the humanity

the pre-born child. It also calls for a full repeal of the Voting Rights Act, which has mostly already been repealed, so I mean what they were even worried about. And it calls the state to hold a referendum on whether Texas should secede. This is the state Republican Party, which controls the whole state governments.

This shit's fucking frightening as hell to me. They also, we're talking about a fascist seat in their own. Dan Crenshaw showed up there because he's a Texas congressman. And he got physically assaulted by some proud boys and shit. I don't know. I bet he didn't say that coming. Not if they came from the left, man We suck, that's on me

No, no, I don't care, fuck him, I don't care My best friend doesn't have an eye Okay, yeah, I don't like But did he lose it, lose it in service of his country Then wear a fucking badass eyepatch to Congress? No, he did not. By the way, one of the things they did to him was call him I patch McCain, which is like something

Tucker Carlson calls him which is probably the closest thing to a joke that Tucker Carlson's ever made that's funny. So yes, the proud boys a guy named Alex Stein who's a social media activist from North Texas tried to beat the shit out of him

and ended up just shoving his like bodyguards. The statewide Texas GOP also kicked the log cabin Republicans out of the convention, which... Oh, there's still the log cabin Republicans running around? Yeah, at a time when... What about wigs? Were there any wigs there?

I am fascinated by the existence to this group because it betrays like something really like it's something really interesting about Republicans to me where it's like it doesn't matter whether you treat like a human being or not do you cut my taxes right you know because you're not for the law kind of Republicans they're the gay Republicans right they open the gay Republican organization oh oh I didn't know that yeah yeah yeah oh wow I definitely thought that was a complete well well damn okay I mean oh yeah yeah I'm half for them yeah yeah I the gay part hits for me the Republican Yeah, yeah, right.

So, yeah, so they have, then a booth was supposed to be set up, and the GOP kicked their booth out. And I'm just like, why are you guys still, like, I don't know if you guys have been following this, but, like, there have been Republican state and federal officials openly calling for the execution of gay people, like execution. They've escalated really fast. It's gone from being mad about trans people,

to be mad about drag queens who, in certain parts of the country, do really campy, like, reading groups for kids that look a lot, libraries, which is like, if you guys haven't been in a drag show, you should go to one. They're really fun. They really can't be silly. There's nothing horny at all about them. If you get horny watching a drag show, that's just something about you, not the drag show. I made out with a drag queen one time.

I was at the drag show. And first off, they have $5 pitchers of Long Allen Ice T. Who didn't I make out with? But secondly, I was just right up by the stage. And this was right when Lady Gaga popped, which was a god. sin for the drag community and and homie was doing a lady gaga song and then just like came up to me where i was standing there and just started like you know touching my chin and flirt with me and then leaned in and i just fucking kissed him you know like we we kissed for a minute and it was like part of the

show and it got a rise of everybody nice oh yeah but good for you yeah so i love of the log cabin republicans halfway is what i'm saying i just like i just can't wrap my mind i'll be like well you guys don't think i'm a person but will you let me in your club even though you might execute me later Well, that's how you know, like I had to find this out. I found this out about six years ago because like, you know, I feel like as liberals, we always overcorrect on things. And like because I have this accent and I think a lot of people assume that I don't like gay people and I do. I would go like way over the top. Like I love every gay person. Gay people are awesome. There's no, every gay person is great. And then I started, I met some gay people that I was like, oh, no, they're a bad. Oh, you can be a gay person and be bad. And there's. clearly people out there that are like, yeah, man, I know they want to execute me and my family, but I vote for them because I want me and my family to have a bigger house when they come to execute us. Yeah. Peter Thiel is one of the worst human beings walking to face the earth, and he is gay. So, yeah, you can be true quality as being able to be

an asshole and not having to be about your sexuality or your ethnicity or whatever. But Donald Trump Jr. came to defend, this is a piece in Breitbart, which is Steve Bannon's website, started by Andrew Breitbart, who killed. killed over and I was happy when it happened because he fucking sucked. But so Breitbart posted his article with a quote from Donald Trump Jr. Where he came to defense of the law cabinet of Republicans, based on saying they were all in to save America. Anybody wants to share the foxhole with us is welcome.

But it's like, but they're going to kill them in the foxhole next. Again, going back to the fascists, they're going to kill you. If they don't like you, it doesn't matter where do you vote for their policies or not. So it's a Republican, it's fun for Republicans to have their own culture.

the war for once. I was about to say, it's really fun from a Democrat's perspective to watch another political party shoot themselves in the own goddamn foot and eat their own. You know what I mean? That's really, that's a nice change of pace. I really enjoy that. I think the math is Texas Republicans don't need any gay votes to win so they don't give a shit. Yeah, right. But yeah, it's all getting pretty bleak. You guys, look out for your gay trans and drag queen neighbors because it's just getting pretty bleak for them lately. Let's talk about today's hearing because it was kind of a barn burner if you're a human being who has thoughts and emotions.

We're all in a lot of big fact takeaways here. It's more like narrative takeaways about how close a bunch of people were to getting murdered because it was fucking bleak. I don't know if you watch any of a Corey. I don't blame if you didn't. I only call like half of it and caught up on the rest later. Today? Yeah.

No, I didn't. But I mean, if you're talking about like the, did they show some of the like OG footage? Uh, and the day wasn't about footage. Today was about testimony from people who were like, I told the president he was wrong and then people should have at my house with guns. Right. No, I didn't watch any of that. And I've actually caught a fair amount of heat for it because I didn't actually know that the hearing was going on the other day. And I was like, I guess everybody was in the middle of watching it. And I was tweeting about Obi-Wan Kenobi. And everybody was like, what the fuck, man? There's more important things going on. And I was like, not in my house. There's not. I don't know what you're talking about. But they were talking about the hearing or whatever. And I was like, oh, okay. And it reminded me of that Bill Burr bit.

when he was talking about people that watched the NFL draft. And he was like, they're going to have the list up tomorrow. You can see it. And that's how I feel. I was like, they'll give me the highlights. I'll talk to Mark. It'll be fine. You do not have to be as unhealthy as me.

And I watch the hearings to do this show to tell you guys what they said. You do this show. Like, I watch the crown back to back to back. I have a show called Putting On Airs about fancy things. We all sacrifice for our art. Yeah. This is my fourth job and my saddest one. But I do it out of love.

We do it so we can make the equivalent. equivalent of one Republican's paycheck, all right? Yes, exactly. So one of the first guys to testify was Rusty Bowers, who's the Republican Speaker of the others in a house. And he, he was lobbied by a Republican congressman named Andy Biggs that morning of January 6th to support you certified the state's electors. And Rudy Giuliani called him personally. And according to him, and this guy would not lie. He doesn't hit in a lot of other ways, but he's very Mormon, so I don't think you lie. Very Mormon's part of the part that doesn't hit for me, but he goes, he quotes Rudy

Giuliani, have some coffee, motherfuckers, Coca-Cola hits. He says, happy birthday. Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait, that's Jehovah's Witnesses, my bad. Yeah, he quotes Rudy Giuliani saying, we've got lots of theories, we just don't have any evidence, and then he says they laughed at Rudy Giuliani about that, because that is a objectively funny thing to say.

And so the fake elector thing came up too, and this part about, I think I'm back called it the video by the Michigan electors. Just watch this, and then we'll talk about it. ...by the select committee indicate that instructions were given to the electors in several states that they needed to cast their ballots in complete secrecy. Because this scheme involved fake electors, those participating in certain states had no way to comply with state election laws, like where the electors were supposed to meet. One group of fake electors even

considered hiding overnight to ensure that they could access the state capital as required in Michigan. They're kind of mad. So, they hit overnight in like closets and shit to stand the state capital because they think it would make certifying state electors

fake electors more legitimate if they were in a particular building. It's like, can you steal an election if you wear a fake mustache? Is it a crime? Is it a crime? Yeah, right. The groucho thing with the nose and the glasses and just walk in. hello sir i'm an electorate says so on my name tag that i bought the dollar store

and uh michigan that that's the michigan but wisconsin and arizona also tried this and they had this these text message exchange with ron johnson who's the center from wisconsin and he was trying to get a fake they flew the fake electric certificates on like private planes to washington bc they had like a special case even though it was just like you ever get my dog went to the vet a couple weeks ago and they gave her a certificate for being very brave with the doctor. What a waste of paper.

Listen, I love dogs as much as the next guy, but god damn it, my dog can't read. Yeah, but essentially it's the same value of that. They flew in a private jet in a special, like I'm assuming her medically killed, sealed case. Like how Elvis Presley used to get his peanut butter banana sandwiches flown? Yeah, it was like the nuclear football.

These motherfuckers had a fake certificate, like it was a nuclear football and they're trying to get it to hand it to Mike Pence and so Ron Johnson was trying to get one of these certificates in Mike Pence's hands. So he sent this really funny text message to Mike Pence's chief of staff where he goes. This is a Sean Raleigh who works for Ron Johnson. Johnson needs to hand something to VPO to please advise. What is it Chris Hodgson who's Pence's chief of staff says alternative slate of electors for Michigan and Wisconsin because archivists didn't receive them. Chris Hodgson, do not give that to him in the exchange

it just just cosplaying it's fucking it's like we don't we're all wearing your dad's clothes they're just like doing parallel democracy and like a whole it's like just a bunch of children man I know and I know that's like it's like all all the Republicans are stupid but like when you read all this

stuff you're just like guys these people are in charge of our country and nobody knows what they're doing and even when they do even when they accomplish what they're doing. The thing that they're doing is stupid. And like, it's, it's, it's sincerely unbelievable that America hasn't been sit adrift already. Like, Canada hasn't just sawed itself off like Bugs Bunny. You know what I mean?

The might be takeaway from the last few years isn't like, I can't believe we're collapsing. It's like, holy shit, I've been looking at all this. I can't believe we lasted this long. Great run. Yeah. As we turn to Georgia, I want you to know that Trump had a plan to buy off Georgia state officials and it is hilarious because it essentially revolved around hats Matt let's watch this video clip real quick I like your truck stop

drink cold or there oh yeah thank you shameless promo for Buckees The president on this call doesn't stop here let's listen to another part of the conversation between President Trump and Ms. Johnson.

Anyway, but whatever you can do, Francis, it would be a great thing. It's an important thing for the country. You have no idea so important. And I very much appreciate it. Whatever you can do, Francis. This is the President of the United States calling an investigator, looking into the election in which he is a candidate, and asking her to do whatever you can do.

Mr. Secretary, he placed this call to your chief investigator in September 23rd, 2020. The select committee has received text messages indicating that Mark Meadows wanted to send some of the investigators in her office, in the words of one White House aide, a shitload of potus stuff, including coins, actual autographed maga hats, et cetera. Autagree, cut it, man, autographed magats. That dude. That dude has the look and the energy of Jim Downey from Billy Madison when he goes,

what you have just said is the most insane, nonsensical, whatever. And he goes, and we're all dumber for hearing it. Yes, very much that guy. Adam Schiff, Adam Schiff's not known. Adam Schiff, much like me in Hollywood, is not known for his charisma. So, so one of the takeaways from this, one of the headlines in articles, it was called The Toll of Going Against Trump.

And Bauer is the guy we just talked about the Mormon dude. He cited his faith several times the reason he refused to go along with Trump. plot and I try I grew up Southern Baptist I'm not religious. I mean I watch the show knows this I respect religious people while I'm very religious I don't think it's a sign of anything other than having a different level of faith

than I do but I do find this he says it's a tenet of my faith that the Constitution is divinely inspired it's one of my foundational beliefs he was crying when he said that so I respect that I just don't understand it you get to that point but whatever but he said that he's been on subject to

an ongoing campaign of harassment as a result to his refusal to go along. He testified that there are weekly protests that his house include video trucks driving by that label him, quote, a pedophile, a pervert, and a corrupt politician. I don't know how you get from, you... I mean, I know it's Q and on shit,

but like, you don't vote to overturn the election and install Trump as a God king. Therefore, you fuck children. Dude, that's their thing, though. Like, you know, there's that meme that the right loves to share that's like liberals... It's like liberals, colon,

anyone who doesn't agree with me is Hitler. Well, theirs is anyone who doesn't agree with me fucks kids. Like, that's their number one go-to thing. And it's just like, I don't know, at a certain point, it seems like projection. You know what I mean? Like, they think about fucking kids a lot.

Like, it's kind of weird. We could run through the, I don't have a list out right up right now, but we could literally run through the number of Republicans and arrested for child porn and child molesting, including the Dugger guy, but whatever. Was that the Utah guy, the Dugger fella? That's the guy from.

Arkansas who was a big supporter of Mike Huckabee who was 19 kids and counting he was that's how I knew Dugger knew he had a TV show so uh as a Georgia correspondent I'm sure you are aware of Brad Raffensberger who testified today um nope but please fill me he's the Georgia Secretary of State who told oh yeah okay sure you told Trump to fuck off and essentially almost got run out of the party but he won his primary which is like he got a ton of death threats and stuff too but still one of the reason they held back this hearing until today he was till he won his primary because he wouldn't testify before his primary. So he's brave when it comes to sending him to death threats, but not his own voters.

So I found that funny for me. That's about how that goes. The most moving testimony today came from some election official in Fulton County, whose name is Wondrea Shea Freeman Moss. She, her life got ruined by this shit, dude. She's not some politician who just got to keep being in office while getting a few death threats. She had to leave her job and go into hiding. Yeah. Um, and let's start with Rudy Gianni talking about her as you understand where the death threats came from. If you got this

video, Matt. Mr. Giuliani and President Trump, I want to advise viewers that these statements are completely false and also deeply disturbing. Tape earlier in the day of Ruby Freeman and Shea Freeman, Morris and one other gentleman, quite obviously surreptitiously passing around. ground, U.S. B ports as if they're vials of heroin or cocaine. I mean, it's obvious to anyone who's a criminal investigator or prosecutor, they're engaged in surreptitious illegal activity. Again, that day.

And after a week ago, they're still walking around Georgia line. It should have been, it should have been questioned already. You can cut it, man. There are places of work. So there was a video that went viral of this one. woman whose name is shame she goes by shay is a nickname shame moss uh being handed something by her mom and it went viral by conspiracy theorist and they thought she was being handed a USB drive she testified today again she's these aren't like jor these aren't luminati people i was about

to say why why on earth would this be in her possession it she got they asked her what her mom handed it was she in her words a ginger mint um i love those yes it ruined her fucking life um she went to hiding i'm gonna i'm skipping ahead mac because we're running behind you said the next video we'll play is the one i highlighted for you in the outline um did her mom testified in front of january 6 2 they mentioned her mom ruby uh ruby she goes about lady ruby she's one of those local neighborhood ladies she ran a local she ran like a online boutique she like showed up the committee hearing and her deposition with like a purple wig and bright blue glass frames she's cool lady she she

She managed to plug her store. So, like, I'm a small businesswoman, and she ran, like, Lady Ruby's boutique for women who have eclectic fashion sense. She made to plug it in the thing. Like, I love this. She's a promo. I love that. And she's, she says she's in hiding. She won't even tell people her name when she meets them because her name is, like, dirt in Fulton County, Georgia.

She's afraid she did fucking murdered. She, um, the FBI made her, made the whole family go into hiding. Some mega dudes kicked in their, uh, Shays, grandma's house's door, raided her house, said they were doing a citizen's arrest. And then this is what, like, here's Shea herself talking about her death threats. Yeah. Those are all the things that they include threats? Yes, a lot of threats. Wishing death on me, telling me that, you know, I'll be in jail with my mother and saying things like,

be glad it's 20-20 and not 1920. Yeah, you can cut it there, Tram. That's a lynch threat. Yeah, I was about to say. Which is wild. Because, like, most of the time, the type of person who would say a thing like that is also the type of person that, like, handwaves lynchings is, like, propaganda and stuff. But, like, this is the person being like, you remember what we used to do to y'all? Like, that's just a such a, like, there's so much in that that's insane.

It's also, they talk about how conservatives more honestly do death threats than they do school stuff. Exactly. That's critical race theory that he's teaching out there. Yeah, if you've tried to say that they did lynchings in 1920 in a textbook, they'd say that's anti-American. But here's a racist saying we did lynchings in 1920. And part of her testimony is really heartbreaking is like literally she said she doesn't work there anymore. Her mom doesn't work there anymore. Literally nobody worked in an office works there anymore.

They all left because of all the death threats and stuff. So I have no idea if there's anyone trustworthy or not who's committed to the actual democratic process who works in the Fulham County election election office anymore. So this shit fucking worked. It worked. So like we're talking about January 6th being ongoing. This is what I'm talking about. And this shit like, you know, like my sister volunteers at a poll at our local polls. And she's just a school teacher who does this shit in her spare time because it's like part of her civic duty.

This is all these people are doing. And they're getting death threats for it. Right. So she gets handed a. gingerment and then meanwhile shit tits from Missouri gets to run again after tying a lady

in his basement look I'm not saying anyone should get death threats no of course not if I'm lacking to people it should get death threats she's low yes she's low on the list yeah for sure looking forward speed running through this because I prepped too long

I was show today I mean Corey got got carried away hitting the bar that's my fault no we had fun talking about anniversaries but it's nobody's fault And honestly, if you guys want more news, it's everywhere. But so Politico has a scoop today that apparently Trump had a documentary group falling around during all this. No one knew about it. So there's a pin of the footage. They literally got it all on tape.

Oh, God. So that's kind of a really funny thing to get a whole that footage. The next hearing is about the wild-ass shit going on at the Justice Department. Speaking of the Justice Department, in New York Times had a fucking really annoying-ass piece of the day, front page by Maggie. No. Talking about how. how hard it's going to be to convict Trump because no one can understand his state of mind

as if he's complicated, as if we have to know whether he believed the election was stolen or not. Here's a thing. If I steal my grandma's social security check and cash it, no one asks me if I knew it was illegal. I go to fucking prison. Of course. Why is

black color crime presented is so complicated. I know. I didn't know I couldn't do that. Like, that's, I do that all the time. There have been a bunch of debunkers being like it doesn't matter whether you thought it was just to overthrow an election you cannot overthrow election statutorily so it doesn't matter where your state of mind is so whatever anyway so they are was fully shit in a lot of grounds but just in its own belief system

fuck you poor people don't get that credibility you literally they literally execute people whose brains don't work good so i don't understand like you're smart enough to be the president of the president i don't think he was but he was right you smart enough to be convicted for whatever crime you did like you should have known if you don't know the law you can't be president so those both those things can't exist in the same right universe yeah i was got to say double-edged sword there like either you didn't know which means that you were not qualified to be president or you did know but either way

again like i've trust me i've gone through a stop sign that i didn't see you know what i mean but it didn't didn't mean i didn't run the goddamn stop sign still did it and if cop pulls you over you're getting that fucking ticket buddy 100% yeah unless you get like oj's legal team you're not getting out of that ticket Yeah, 100%. After a week of being hailed as a hero, Mike Pence on Monday, literally yesterday,

says he doesn't want to let January 6th to distract from their failed agenda and praise Trump's record. Like, what a bitch. What a bitch. He talks about how we parted amicably. This is a guy who cheered on a crowd chanting that he should be hanged. There's no more cucked person in the world. Let's watch this video real quick.

then make fun of him some more. A president who refuses to accept blame, and I want to add to that, commits so many falsehoods. I'm being very polite here, calling it falsehoods. Falsehoods, you know, on any given day, he's out there saying stuff that just ain't true. You ever see anything like that? Never in my lifetime.

I said today that... Nobody lies in my Biden got it. There has no... I just, like, he literally hates a guy. Biden governs to the right of George H.W. Bush. I know, did. The most left-wing president we've had since George, J.W. Bush, but he's still... We barely like him.

He literally, like, literally, like, Biden's... Biden doesn't talk into a camera more than, like, for, like, for, like, for, like, like, two minutes a week, which he gets criticized for a lot because he's both busy and tired or falling off a bicycle. So Trump would ramble for hours on camera. That's by virtue of real estate Trump a lot, a lot more. Forget him being stupid or whatever. Right.

Like he just, like, and more narcissistic and more of a sociopath. I said a lot of bad things about Biden. I do not think he's a bad person. I do not think he means to be mendacious or he doesn't, like, he's not trying to overthrow the government. He's not trying to enrich his family, no matter what bullshit he's been about her on Biden that's pretty much the list of long of nice things I can say about him but I don't think he's a bad person and they're like he's the most evil got to have the fuck it's like one speed

he's not he's not even trying to implement a leftist agenda I wish I would kill if he did that but he's not like you said like if you just look at Biden's everything he's done everything he's voted for in the past like these sons of bitches should love this guy you know what I'm saying like they should love him I think he's done pretty good he's been B plus on And he's the best foreign policy president in my lifetime because he ended two wars and said, fuck it and left. Yeah, right. Everybody was like, wait, you can just leave? Oh, damn.

What a great thing. And it probably ruined his presidency. I don't know what to say about our country that making the smartest foreign policy decision in 50 years. Since the end of World War II, loses your second term. But like, we're that fucking stupid. But that's where we're at. We love war, buddy. We love it.

Yeah. We love war. Oh, God. This last little thing, I'll just speed through. real quick is uh we talked about john eastman the last couple episodes uh trump's legal team is going to throw eastman under the bus take the entire blame for january 6th and i couldn't happen to a better guy honestly if you're going to have a patsy get life in prison for something fuck this dude yeah he doesn't look like it hits but like can you imagine you stand up for don't

trump and he betrays you the one time has happened yeah yeah i can imagine it yeah yeah we burned out all of our do we have time to do a comment or two matt what do you thing. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'm here. We can run a little few minutes long extra, I guess, because we fucked around. Corey, since you're in Georgia, while Matt pulls up a comment or two, they're running overtime, uh, Hershal Walker's many, many kids, uh, do you have a take on that? I only know the one. Oh, oh, wait. They, they've just found out that he has, well, bro, I mean, he won a championship. He didn't know what he was doing that night in 1980. Come on. He started, he started last week with one known kid. He ended the week with four, um, which I don't

care. I'm not created criticism. Like, I don't care about his sex life or his parenting or any of that stuff. I do want to say he's a hypocrite because he's going to running around part of his campaign to cater to white conservatives is talking about how the failure to the black community is because of black fathers being absent. Yeah. Which is some awful horseshit to say, one, because it's absolutely not true. And it's based upon a bunch of racist tropes. I went and looked at the data just to fucking be able to be like, not that these guys care about data, but like the thing about broken black families is based upon marriage data and there are a lot of married families of white dads who suck. Yeah. Yeah. And Herschel's the example I was given earlier about how like I used to overcorrect

and be like, if you're gay, you're a good person. Like I had to also do that with black people like with Herschel. It's like the Republicans, when you speak out against Herschel, inevitably, Republicans will be like, what? He's black. I thought y'all loved them. I'm like, I don't want him to get shot by a cop, but I don't want him to be elected either. Like, he can be a. dumb motherfucker like that's we talked about it earlier of gay people in equality it's a right to be as big an asshole as anybody else

that will be when we've had equality like this guy sucks that guy sucks regardless of race ethnicity whether you're in wheelchair or whatever this person sucks they have shitty characters Hershey Walker is stupid and sucks but I do want to quote this because they this racist trope the CDC did a study about it

and so the black fathers are actually once you control like once you eliminate marriage from the equation because much people cohabitate race kids, right? Yeah, right. CDC data showed that the black fathers are more likely than they're white and Hispanic counterparts to feed, eat with, bathe, diaper, dress, play with,

and read to their children on a daily basis. When it comes to actual fathering, anyway, fuck you, Herschel Walker. I mean, I live in an insanely homogenized community of white people, and I knew a lot of shitty dads when I was growing up. Like,

that's just dudes suck. You know what I mean? It's not a race thing. Braid of my hair. Never braided my hair at one. So, Joyce Gallego, Gallego says, I'm from Missouri, and every time I hear of Missouri, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I've always wondered about that because some people feel really strongly about it, but it's

Missouri. It's like Appalachian and Appalachian, like I say Appalachian, and there's a lot of people that get mad if you don't, but then there's some people from the same reason. It's like, no, it's Appalachian. I say it. Like, who gives a fuck? Yeah. Drew, our legal correspondent gets mad if you say Appalachia. He gets real mad. He gets, like, insane for no reason. He just

get super mad. I'm from the time I went to high school and it's called Appomattox, Virginia. It's where our nation reunited, aka where the Civil War ended. And one time I was watching Jeopardy and the question to the answer was, what is this little Civil War town where the Virginia town where the Civil War ended? And the person answered Appomatics and the judges said it was wrong because the correct the pronunciation was Apomatux. Dude, fuck Jeopardy for that.

Like, that's semantics, but it's Appomatics. I've never, dude, I'm from a Civil War town. I have forgotten more about the Civil War than most people know. I've never once heard it pronounce any other way than Appomatics. Yeah, I live, maybe the Indian tribe, the town was named after, was named Apomattox, but. Maybe. Nobody, they're all dead because white people don't hit. There you go.

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or you just got too many kids and bills. You know what I'm saying? Baby, I take care of you. You take care of me. All right. Yeah. I was going to play your Patreon, but we don't have a carve-out for that. I haven't figured that out yet.

So I feel like a, yeah, so it's $5 you want to sign up for a skews on Patreon. And we did a bonus episode. We taped it on Friday. We didn't drop it yet because we thought maybe we would have to drop it today if my Wi-Fi wasn't good enough in my hotel as a substitute episode, but that'll be coming soon. That was about inflation. And, yeah, I do want it before we go, if you have that graphic that Corey made for today's show, where he replaced Trey, I just really want to show the crowd back.

Because, yeah, it was a full-on coup, buddy. You did it. You served them. Oh, yeah. I was going to Photoshop some balls in my hand, but I'm not that talented yet. Dude, thanks for having me, man. I had fun. Yeah. Thanks for coming on. I want to apologize for being a little intoxicated. I was in the beach all day, having a Pena Colada, and it's my wedding anniversary, and I had to spend it alone with Corey and you guys. That's how serious of a personality you are. I had no idea you were drunk at all.

Oh, really, I feel like I can't talk right now. No, no, I just, dude, I can't ever talk. And usually when I come on this show, I am more than half in the bag, so no need for an apology. All right. Well, thank you guys for tuning in, like subscribe, hit the Patreon up, subscribe to Corey's website, listen to put it on airs. We'll see you guys next Tuesday, and we should have a bonus episode dropping this week, I think. Skew!