Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews – 10/29/24 – The Infamous MSG Rally of 2024

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Well Skewers a week out from the election and, as expected all along, all eyes are on the material of edgelord shock comic Tony Hinchcliffe, who made serious waves this weekend by letting the whole world know just exactly what kind of rally Trump was throwing at Madison Square Garden. Did you guys NotSee that? Support the show

what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it is october 29th twenty 24 i'm try that's mark getting spoky around here mark you feeling spoky yeah uh silly season going all around here uh i'm flying to austin this weekend for a wedding so i will report from the the hinterland, the, the, uh, you doing any spoky stuff? You've done any Halloween stuff? What was your costume this year? Did you have one? Nah, I don't really.

We, I'm always super busy and we didn't even do it. I didn't realize this was this big weekend. I didn't even think about it. Yeah, well, I mean, I think a lot of people did it last weekend because Halloween's Thursday and then it's over after that. So I don't, I don't know the deal, but I, but I have children. And I know that children are trick-or-treating on Thursday night. So we got stuff going on.

But I'm recycling a Halloween concept. I'm doing that lazy thing. I got a Dale Earnhardt Jr. costume that I'm going to wear. The origin of that was one year because, well, first of all, I guess maybe it's out of respect,

which of course I appreciate, but it's like really hard to find a Dale Earnhardt Halloween costume. I think you've got to get them like bootlegged or whatever. Like people don't sell them, right? Because again, I can,

I can support that. I understand. You know, I shouldn't dress up as Jesus either. I get it. But, but the, But the reason even was that, to begin with, was years ago when my sons were like five and six years old.

They were little. They picked out their Halloween costumes that year. And without any input from either me or Cody, one of them picked a convict, like a black and white pinstripped prisoner outfit. And the other one picked a army soldier, like a camo soldier thing. So then I picked a race car driver and we went as East Tennessee collectively, the three of us. And so you want the three occupations available to people from where we were from. Yeah, exactly. That's why I picked the right.

Because, yeah, because it was like, because when they picked those, I was like, okay, so I guess white trash DNA is a real thing, you know, because they're too young to understand it. But it was like looking into a crystal meth ball, Mark. But, yeah, that's how that started. So I've got that. And, you know, we'll do some tricks and some treats and all that stuff. And it'll be a good time. But anyway, what do we got in store for tonight?

Well, the real reason for the season, Halloween, is being. horny for the devil or just horny in general. Let's talk about a few sex perverts we've been following for a while before we start to show. Mark Robinson, our old, you know, Lieutenant Governor in North Carolina, alleged gubernatorial candidate is going to get blown out next Tuesday. A reporter dug up a Facebook video he made in 2018, what, 20 minute long Facebook video where he's talking about gay people or pedophiles, yada, yada, yada, yada. Classic, yeah. And the video's still up. He just never took it down and no one fast.

it, I guess, but he was like basically saying that like, well, well, obviously all these molested children are going to grow up to become monsters, which is one reason we've got to stop gay people. But also, he didn't say what we should do with these children who were all, but like all these children and sexually abused, I guess he's sort of making an implicit argument that they should be preemptively put to death or something. Yeah. So the hardcore pro life too.

I imagine, I know Mark Robbins. And I know also that on top of that, he's had an abortion before, right? So it goes, just the well is never ending with Mark Robbins. But, uh, but, yeah, that's why I mean, that is, you know, is and has been a classic argument with them is that, you know, pedophilia is entirely the province of gay people and that, uh, you know, giving them rights would make it worse instead of like, you know, the church and people's uncles and stuff like that. Um, yeah. Yeah. Just like, just like, what we do is we pretend reality isn't real. Then we argue with something different. That's like, that's the thing. That's, buddy, you've summed it up. That's America in 2024 right there. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. Um, um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. And other news today, The Daily Beast had a report where Elon Musk has been, you know, he's really concerned about the declining birth rate, which is basically just, you know, white people having less kids. So he's been going around offering his sperm to people. He reportedly offered his sperm to Nicole Shanahan, you know, RFK's VP pick, who, if you believe her divorce proceedings, had an affair with Elon. So she already had it available to her, but she declined it this time around.

And so let me quote here The Times reported that at a dinner party For well-hilled Silicon Valley types last year Musk offered his semen to a married couple He knew socially after hearing they were struggling to conceive He also preened and puffed about the quality of his sperm Noting his many children And he has 11 kids by six, seven different women or whatever

Right, what two of which he sees or talks to? Like most of them like a lot of them don't They get to a certain age and they're like fuck this guy and there's got to be a reason for that so yeah uh so one of my guilty pleasure i think i brought up my show before is reading advice columns i love reading about anonymously about other people's mess um it's a fairly common thing from couples who are like should we we have in trouble conceiving should we ask this family friend or my husband's brother or whatever for to donate or the other version is like the brother the family friend being the being like

a couple i care about deeply is they ask me to do this but like i don't know if i want to do it and And the thing is, every single scenario I've ever read about this situation, they've always waited to be asked. I've never read one where someone offered their sperm. It's like, it feels like like all vampires have to be invited in. I feel like it's one of those type situations where you have to ask if you, where you don't ask if someone else if you can impregnate their wife. They have to ask you, I think. Now, it's a whole thing with him just in general. He clearly, I mean, look, he is the richest man in the world or whatever.

and in his mind he thinks that also makes him the coolest man in the world, the most badass man in the world, the most ideal man in the world. Any kind of superlative you can give to a man, he thinks that he has earned it by being the richest, right? He genuinely believes that. So I have no trouble believing that he would be like, yeah, obviously you'd rather have my baby than anybody that needs a baby would love to have my baby, right? and it's like a fucking cringe lord dork not necessarily you know like uh we're gonna be talking

about him later we're talking about the rally later at mass and square garden and add it like him he went up there and he was like he had his like his like dark tattoo ink hat on or whatever and he was like i'm not just maga i'm dark gothic maga or whatever and it's like he thinks that is the coolest shit in the world he thinks it's like he's like i'm like the vampire Lestat in the Han Rice novels or whatever. This is what that makes me. And it's like, no, dude, you're just a basement dwelling cringe lord

who happens to have, you know, billions and billions of dollars because the world we live in is fundamentally unfair. Yeah. And you've gained the system. You know how like we're all descendants of Gingas Khan because he like, you know, fathered so many kids. He conquered, you know, all of Asia

or whatever. Yeah. So like, do you think like a thousand years from now will all be the descendants of Elon Musk? Like everybody running around will have musk DNA in there. I really hope not. That would mean he pulled it off in a certain way because he's definitely trying to spread the seed. But yeah, I don't know that. All of the math of descendants and ancestors and stuff is like kind of too much for my dumb brain, honestly. Do you know what I mean? You start doing the simple math of like everybody's got four grandparents and then and you extrapolate from there and but before long that math don't work. So it means everybody's got to be

everybody's fucking cousin or whatever except they're not. Everybody's, I don't know. I've just always had trouble with that. I'm not. I'm not. It's always bothered me the way that all that works. I don't like the way numbers work where genealogy is concerned because my monkey brain can't make sense of it. You heard it here, folks. Exponents don't hit for Trey. Not in that context.

They don't. It doesn't make sense to me. But I know it has to be real anyway. I don't know. Go on. This last one I talk about is the Daily Mail had this story today about how Tim Walls had a secret fling with a daughter of a top Chinese communist official.

Now, Daily Mail is a rag, but we're going to presume this is true for the sake of talking about it because it's just deeply funny that what they're trying to imply here without, like, saying anything. So the right,

the fever swamps are right but trying to allege that Tim Walls is like some sort of common, like a literal Manchurian candidate. Yeah, he's secretly Chinese, yes. They've been after that. Ever since they found out he went to China when he was a younger man,

that's what they zeroed in on. They're like, he's a secret Chinese agent. So this woman named Jenna Wang, who lives in Europe now, I think, apparently had a torrid affair with Tim Walls when they both lived. There were both teachers in China and the late 80s, 1989, I believe. She was 24 and he was 25. Nothing skeevy age-wise there.

But the bulk of the story is about how much she misses him and wants him back. And also the top Chinese communist officials doing a lot of heavy lifting here because as near as I can tell, her father was like the head of a labor union in some medium-sized city, whatever. So let me read here. The lovers could not risk holding hands or showing affection in public because Wang's dad was a high-ranking figure in the Chinese Communist Party who would disown her for fratmen housing with a westerner.

There's also racial stuff involved, but also China's culturally conservative. You just do not convoort with anyone in public, much less, you know, a white guy. And, of course, how to admit it's so hot. So the romance blossoms behind closed doors. They sip tea, made love, and listened to George Michael hits. leading to the then 24-year-old Wang to dream about marriage and a new life in the United States

no proposal was forthcoming from the future Minnesota governor however in the shame of being treated like a prostitute that's in quotes eventually left Wang feeling angry and suicidal Tim was very passion

very romantic I still remember dancing with him to our favorite song Careless Whisper so I just want to say here if the Chinese Communist Party did honey trap Tim Walls

in 1989 at 26 years old because they saw and him such political talent. They knew he would go on to win Congress in a red district in Minnesota. Well, I mean, that's what we brought. Even before this story came out, we had talked about that before.

The idea that he went over there as a early, a mid-20-something. And the idea that the CCP was like, this is the guy. And it's like, if they did do that, if they were like, this dude is going to be a heartbeat away from the presidency one day in America, 40 years from now or whatever,

then like, you just straight up got to give it up to them. that point. If they had that kind of like talent scouting ability, like there's, there was no reason for them to think. They should be in charge. Yeah, right. They have got it figured out. There's, I mean, there's no reason for them to think that. But yeah, I mean, you know, tore it overseas love affair. A tale as old as time. What are you going to do? Yeah. So I don't know who placed this story. It's probably like, like I imagine it's like the, the, the, the, whoever placed it probably is with the Trump campaign or advances wing of it. I had no idea whether the intel came from

because obviously the intelligence community right now is doing a deep dial on a politician without a top level security like if you work in intelligence, you've already been pre-cleared, right? But like if you're, Tim Walls doesn't have, he was like a gunnery sergeant or whatever in the National Guard. So like they're like, I don't know if it came from them and leaked to the Trump campaign or whatever, but it's just deeply

funny that the like the average opo research in the vice president's is like, there's Chinese lady saying he made my leg shake so good in 1989 that I haven't Stop thinking about it. And the average JD, Van Soppo drop is like he's in group chats with 15-year-old Groypers where they drop Holocaust memes. Right.

Yeah. Well, dude, I mean, well, that's the like, I mean, that's the double standard that's evident across the entire American political sphere or spectrum right now, right? It's like that's the,

you know, like, I mean, this don't even need to be said, but we're going to be talking about the Madison Square Garden rally later. Like, I'm sure we've already all thought of it. But, like,

imagine it, a world where, like, the liberal equivalent of that thing happened. Do you know what I mean? Like, imagine, which I don't even know what it would be. Like, Kathy Griffin calling North Carolinians a bunch of inbred sheep fuckers or something like that, you know, because the Tar Hills mascot are like Lynn Manuel Miranda doing a whole Broadway number about how people in Georgia can't read, you know, like, like imagine something like that actually happening and what the response to that would be.

it would be. And I know the response to this has been bad. People are pissed off. But I'm just saying, like, it's one of the most insane double standards that exist in the entirety of human existence as far as I'm concerned. And it's wild that everybody's just, like, kind of been gaslit and abused into normalizing it all. Because it's like, well, I mean, what else are we supposed to do? Do you know what I mean? But it's just, it's fucking nuts, man. Yeah. All right. Well, let's continue with us as always his producer Laura doing her thing back there.

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Laura, graphic, please. Tonight's D.D., any Amish people who prefer pasteurized milk and think their vote matters. To our beautiful Amish and Lancaster and across the state, we will protect your raw milk, your dairy, your farming, your school choice, your religious freedom, your ability to afford to have 10 beautiful children per

family. So, this guy who has the hairdo and affect of a vampire who's very easily killed by Blade in the beginning of a movie. Absolutely. He's also got a little bit of overlap with Tony Hinchcliff, I feel like, if I'm being honest here. Some of the

affect or whatever, him also like doing, I mean, Hinchclos was like more overt, but he's throwing shade at the people he's talking to with the Amish, whatever. He's like, we would protect your ability to have 15 kids or whatever it is you're doing out there on the farm. You know what I mean? Well, they do be having 10 kids. Also, Irish people are rich as shit. They can fucking afford 10 kids. All they do is use it by, they, they sell overpriced butter and fucking, you know, quilts to like, sucker tourists, then reinvest that money in more and more land. They're going to own, they're going to own the whole Eastern Seaboard for a long. Anyway, uh, this guy's

name is Scott Pressler. He's a major Trump supporter and conservative in Pennsylvania and he was campaigning to register Amish people in Lancaster County. Unrelated, I can't draw any conclusions here, but Pennsylvania officials uncovered a giant fraudulent voter registration scheme

in Lancaster County. This is registration fraud so I don't know what the hell is going on here, but basically his organization whose name I can't think of right now was like gathered a bunch of signatures to register people to vote and it the first time anybody looked at and were like yeah 60% of these are fake so he uh so this guy went around

amish country in pennsylvania uh-huh signing people up to vote registering people to vote for trump presumably but now it appears that that he just that that was he did it fraudulently he uh yeah he didn't go around he just pretended people registered because it's like who knows what the Amish are doing. Yeah. Who's going to go check on the Amish? They're going to know what they're going to be like, hey, I didn't, I didn't say it. Like, they're not going to do that, you know.

Yeah. I remember, like, his old comic tell me once, the three groups of people you can always make fun of in a comedy club or are the Amish, the homeless, and kids, because none of them are ever here. You never ever going to hear it. Right. Yeah. So, like, the, uh, unless they're your kids, by the way.

And one day, they eventually grow up and I live in fear of that day. But anyway, but yes, otherwise it's good maxim. So he saw this report about this giant fraudulent voter registration operation and just randomly out of nowhere is tweeted, I can unequivably state this has nothing to do with early vote action, which is his group. So the first thing I always do whenever I see any crime was committed was announced that I didn't do it. Right. So I think he's probably fucked. But the important thing here is this isn't voter fraud. It's registration fraud.

He's just trying to pump up voter registration numbers in Florida. in Pennsylvania to like skew how polls are weighted or something? I don't really know, but it's one of those things we're trying to manufacture the illusion of support for Trump. Right. I don't think about that because so, right, if you're doing just registration fraud, there is no expectation that that person you fraudulently registered. There's no expectation they will then later vote, right?

So they're not going to be an impact on the final vote tally at the end of the day. That's stupid. That didn't even occur to me. So, yeah, so why would you even do it? It's just, it's more of the whole thing. It's like making it, pumping up Trump's case for having it won so that when it, if, if he doesn't win, then there'll be, you know, the revolutionaries will be lined up to support the idea that we stole it from them. Is it that? Somebody did this idea.

Yeah, somebody did this in Florida too where a bunch of people that were registered Democrats suddenly realized the registration have been sent a swift to a Republican. So like it looks like, look at the voter registration data. It looks more. It's, I don't know what the point. of it is other than maybe making things look like like different than they are but like it won't affect any sort of vote totals this guy is going to fraud himself into prison for no reason um so isn't the isn't the like and i'm not even going to call it 10 for well i'm just saying isn't the idea that like you should i don't even know why they want to make it look different

than it is but it i mean that's the reason right they have like an actual reason or a plan meaning they want to they have a you know a like a vested interest in making it appear as though Trump has a bigger level of support than he does, because if he then loses, more people, more of our countrymen will be like, there's no way. This clearly was stolen. There's no way. I mean, like, that's the rationale, right? Like, there is a reason for doing that.

Right. Because if you, if slash when you lose, that's what gets you within the hell Mary distance of a, of overthrowing the election, right? Right. It's like how on a football team is, you know, down by. a touchdown at the end of a game, you throw a 10 yard out to get within Hail Mary range

of throwing the ball. Like it doesn't like, it doesn't necessarily, most of the time it does nothing unless you're the Washington commander's. I was just about saying, just like your favorite team, the commies pulled off

this past Sunday. They did exactly that. So, so yeah, but like whether or not, I don't think this stuff's going to work. We'll get to that in a second, but like they're just doing,

like they're just doing this shit. Like, I mean, the dumb ass segment of this is a best of roundup of a stupid shit they're up to right now. So in Indiana, to the story out today, a Republican, a guy who ran in a Republican House primary for Congress earlier this year, his name's Larry L. Savage was arrested.

What he did was he went for like, it was like an election security demonstration where they were showing how the voter machines work to try to like make people feel better about it to like imbue the system with more confidence. It was live streamed on Facebook. So what they did was they took ballots. There were legitimate ballots and they ran through the machine and showed people the totals and how you couldn't tamper with. it and this is how it scans ballots. It shows it's accurate. This guy stole two ballots, stuffed him in his hoodie pocket, and left with him, was caught on a video doing it. All right? He was like seen leaving the building and showing a man the ballots in his pocket. Then the man patted Savage on the back and Savage got into his car and leave. Then he went on

Facebook under his account called his handles Card Killer 57 and commented things like it's three ballots short. Yes, three ballot short because you fucking stole them. That's why the count was off. So then cops they saw this on video. They got a search warrant and an arrest warrant, went to his house. And he was like oh shit, I wasn't supposed to do that thing. He said, oh, you're talking about the ballot?

The lady told me I could take. Oh, I got the paper you're talking about it. And I just rolled it up and put it in my pocket. I wasn't trying to steal from nobody, except you did steal from people. And the ballots were found in the back of his Honda Civic. And anyway, that guy he got arrested and bonded out of jail. So he's going to end up in prison for fucking election tamper. Like these people are convinced

that voter fraud is so easy. they keep doing it, keep in the up in jail for it. I'm like, you're not proving what you think you're proving. Well, it probably, it's funny to think that it makes them think that Democrats are just so much more shrewd than they are. You know what I mean? Like, we're just, we're just so much better at the op than them, like the idea. They're like, and yet Democrats pull this off all the time.

Every election, every day, they do this. And it doesn't, I mean, I know their rationale is because the deep state allows them to do it. because it turns out it's really hard because every time I do it, which is a lot, I get caught. And it's like, we're not even doing it. It's just y'all doing it. It's all like screaming in the void about it happening and then doing it yourselves and getting caught doing it because it's easy to get caught doing it. And that's the end of the whole story. But they've got this whole, they've got all these other dots that they connect behind the seams making it make sense.

You know, we're really the ones you got to watch out for with election fraud. you would have to come up with some serious dust to imagine the Democratic Party in the United States is secretly ruthless and highly organized that's always been the thing with it because yeah of course you're right it's like we anybody that's on even adjacent to the side of the Democrats

knows that our primary frustration with them is their lack of ruthlessness or competency but like their whole idea of like that we are both like you know feckless, weak-willed soy boys who don't have the who don't have the stomach

to get anything done ever but also like you know black ops special forces fucking election stealers who you got to no one can catch because of our

you know the nature of our shrewd trade craft that we've mastered over years it's like both things cannot be true neither of them are true but like

I would I would recommend that any of these people who think this is even possible Like, you know, they said, like, anybody who thinks that he's worried about election security should go volunteer for an election and see how everything's run because it's just a bunch of sweet little old ladies volunteering. Right. And everything is very orderly and fucking and very run by the book. The same thing is true. If you think, just go to any Democratic Party meeting.

And, like, if we tried to have a how to sue the election meeting, it would end while they spent two hours debating how to word a resolution about Gaza that doesn't make anybody mad. Right. That's so true, dude. So, like, like, just fucking, this stuff's from another planet. But, like, if you want to know what any actual plan would look like, like, I don't think the beauty of this modern Republican Party is just as stupid and disorganized the Democrats, so we're just sort of this weird stalemate. But here's Trump at a rally announcing over the weekend that him and Mike Johnson have a secret, which is how you do secrets. And I think with our little secret, we're going to do really well with the House, right? our little secret is having a big impact he and i have a secret we'll tell you what it is when

the race is over all right it would be how hilarious it would be if their little secret would be that was that trump had molested mike johnson that'd be pretty funny so um the secret is obviously that they're hoping like the elections in dispute they can throw it to the house and under the 12th amendment we'll do some chicanery to like like like if if if if if an election where no one gets to 270 votes, the House votes by state delegation, so whoever wins a majority of the states gets to become president. So that's what they're hoping to happen here. But they don't know if Mike Johnson's going to be Speaker of the House in January, on January 6th, because Congress is seated before that. The Electoral Reform Act changed a bunch

of this shit. It would have to be so many people go along with it. Like, like, when I say this plan's a Hail Mary, that is disrespectful to football Hail Mary because they work every now and then. I don't think this shit's going to fucking work. We'll see. Maybe I'm wrong. I'll eat shit in which case, you guys can see I told you so we're all heard it into camps. But it seems like for right now, it's all left out of these pending court cases and nobody's pulling the trigger on really. There's like some cases in limbo that are before the Supreme Court haven't been called up yet about maybe throwing out ballots that were like mailed before election day but arrive after.

I don't think it's going to be enough folks to do anything or whatever. But like here's the plan, like the foot soldiers who are out there still trying to do it. Here's some footage of some ballots being burned in Washington. Washington State, if you want to sort of play this real quick, wait, talk about this. This is in Vancouver, Washington. Somebody set fire to a bow box Monday morning.

It, I don't, like, some countries have banned public election polling, and I kind of think maybe we should do that because of how insane, everyone just vote for what they want to happen and not try to do strategic voting and do, like, and, like, pulling up

cross tabs about various counties or whatever. Because I don't mean, the only, this is in a house district that was super close. So in order to even know you're burning the right person's votes, you would have to have like neighborhood by neighborhood breakdown where ballot drops boxes are and who lives in that neighborhood and how they vote. Maybe I'll jump into too many conclusions here, but it feels to me that like in a solidly blue state like Washington and in that area up there,

like if there's a very close house race and all the ballots get set on fire, the finger seems to me to be pointing pretty clearly in one direction. Do you know what I mean? Oh, for sure. Only one party burns the balance. This is absolutely about a psycho or it's a crazy person. I know, but I'm saying even if you just,

I'm just saying even if you remove what we all know about magazines and how they are and you just look at it like logically, right? Given the facts that exist, it's like it, you know, you expect one side to do that more than the other for obvious reasons because they don't trust the, you know.

Right. But what I'm saying here is like, they might have burned their own supporters ballots. Of course. This is in Washington 3rd District, right? In 2022, the Democrat, Marie Glousencamp Perez beat Republican Joe Kent here by 2,600 votes. The rematch is considered a toss-up. If you burn 100 ballots, it might be 50 for each person.

Like, they're not even accomplishing what they think they're fucking accomplishing, right? Except for distrust in the system and making people feel fucking, you know, like their votes have been thrown away. which like people should be pissed off about that but like like well but i but i don't think these people are sitting down being like like like guys like trump and mike johns were like we need to decrease faith in the system but some random person sitting about about boxing fire just doesn't have faith in the system like so they're not they're not doing some high level scheme here but what let me let me ask you this like i mean it also is like a neighborhood to neighborhood basis right this particular ballot box it depends heavily on where it's located i mean we all know who did it

obviously we all know who did it i'm just saying like if this ballot box was in that. I know you said the overall district is a toss-up, but if this is the ballot box that's closest to the like, you know, queerest part of town or whatever, like that type, you know what I'm saying earlier. It's like, like, like, that's what we should, that's why we should, that's why we should get rid of like a lot of public polling should be more vague. It should be like, I don't know, like, uh, crime data. Like it should like, like, if somebody really did do the math on this and figure a way to do this effectively, that's bad and it shouldn't be this easy, is my point.

Right. Yes. This is the third or fourth incident. I think it's fourth incident in three states of a ballot box being burned. That was in Washington state. I think there was another one in Washington, one in Arizona, one in Oregon. The guy who set the battle box on fire in Arizona was arrested today. His name is Dieter Clothcorn.

Deeter Clothcorn top tier name. Absolutely. He immediately admitted to sell the bowel box on fire. Here's the plot twist here. As far as he went to tell, this wasn't politically motivated. He's just like a homeless guy. who wanted to go to jail. So he just wanted three hots in a cot, man.

And, yeah, next time set something else on fire, dude. Also, we need to have a better system for care of taking care of and taking care of. No, if you know, I'm homeless, need a trash can fire. I thought this was a trash can. I just set it on fire. Yeah, no, it's, wow, what a turn that took. Like there's another systemic institutional problem in this country that goes unresolved is what It's almost like they're all related and we pretend there aren't.

Right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So ahead of the election, I assume, like, the two incidents in Washington State, I think, were, like, they have video footage of the same vehicle doing both of them. So the cops are going to catch that guy and probably find out he's been communicating on a message board with a bunch of people were planning to do shit like this. Getting on the FBI. Because ahead of the election, militias are using Facebook to recruit, coordinate training, and promote ballot box stakeout. So they're planning to just, like, I don't know, stare at battle boxes with guns.

and look out for people who are brown. I don't know. Meta, for their point, is basically giving up on all content moderation, so they're not only not shutting these groups down, but they're auto-generating pages. So if you're like-minded patron who wants to start a militia to stake out ballot boxes,

Facebook will gladly auto-generate you a group page. So there you go. That's good. I want to do this one last one, because this was just fucking ridiculous since from my home state of Virginia. This guy in Boones Mill, Virginia, which is a very small town, and I think Franklin County.

This guy is a mayoral candidate. He owns a Trump merch store. He names Donald Whitey Taylor, which of course it is. He was arrested last Tuesday afternoon at his Trump merch store for allegedly groping and sexually harassing

and exposing himself to his female employees. These are women who work at a Trump merch store. But it doesn't change the fact they think this is election interference. This is law fair trade. They're trying to be. Deep State's trying to crush him. This guy?

This is a picture of him right here? Yes. Yes. If you're just watching a feed, he's wearing like a very patriotic, like Hawaiian type cheap shirt and a, like, in a sun hat you garden in. Also, you've just never seen any more whitey Tyler-looking motherfucker in your life than this dude. Yeah, he's like a South Park character. This is wild. Yeah.

So he said he plans to file his own charges against the women, including for embezzlement and his schedule. He's scheduled to be a rain next week. Boones Mill and Franklin County is a population of 239 people So if the deep state is rigging this The city mayor was asked about it And he was like, what the fuck? Like I had no idea

I'm the mayor of a town of 239 people And mostly wave in our yearly parade What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I have to imagine There's a big road that goes through there or something. Otherwise, how's he even propping up this Trump merch business? I mean, I know, I know it's rural Virginia or whatever but still 239 people.

You know what I mean? There's like... Yeah, it's probably on the side of... I can't remember the number of the interstate that runs down the Westwoods Parkway and ship. I think it's probably adjacent to that. So yeah, there's that. So yeah, that's it.

I wanted to show this one more dumbass before we get into the main segment if you want to just to get us into it. Yeah, here we go. Our transition dumbass for the night is the 1920s for thinking that they are over. This is Trump's former director. of White House personnel, John McEntee.

So I guess they misunderstood. When we said we wanted mail-only voting, we meant male M-A-L-E. Funny. So I guess they... They love saying... They should have opened up the MSG rally. Right.

They love saying, like, they love doing this same Nazi shit, but doing it in this tone of voice. Like, I'm just kidding. I'm just playing, and I think the rest of theers are fucking fed up with it. Like, when I, we're sick at your fucking stupid bullshit. You don't get to play around like this anymore. I'll hopefully remove it on from it. So let's talk about the rally in Madison Square Garden on Sunday.

First of all, I just want to say thank you to the Republican Party for making all this very fucking clear. Sure. Yeah. Because I feel like for like five years, we've been doing this show and be like, there's no one else noticed these people are fucking Nazis. The shit they say online, they say to the supporters. the weird quotes they say that are like are Hitler quotes but they attribute them to somebody else think we don't catch the joke

so now they just went out like yep we're fucking Nazis and even though a lot of them resented like the mainstream Republicans hate this shit and maybe the word Nazi was overused and it came to like Mitt Romney and stuff who was just a scumbag liar in that campaign in 2012 but like

the fact is they've always had a crank racist problem going back to the 1930s when they almost propped up Charles Lindbergh's candidacy to keep us out of World War II so Germany would win and if we want to go back to then

the 1939 German Bund Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden hung over all of this and they knew it if you're not familiar with this was a documentary on the one of Oscar a couple years ago

called a night at the garden where it's been all these very American blonde hair blue-eyed speakers wearing Nazi uniforms speaking in front of of artwork of George Washington surrounded where I read white and blue swastikas. So. Yeah, dude, in a way

and I don't know, this might be a very dumb thing to say, but depending on how this all turns out, and that's a very huge caveat. But hearing about this stuff, because it's like we don't realize that like Nazis were the bad guys, we all know they were the bad guys in that era. Like universally, America hated

them, but that's not true. And we've all you hear that, now you find out over the year, that's not true. There were plenty of Americans who love the Nazis and loved what they were about, right? And including very rich and powerful Americans. And they lost, right? And then the Nazis lost.

And now nobody, for the most part, remembers that. People just remember it's like, you know, we were on the right side. We whipped their ass. We got past it. And I'm saying, I try to tell myself that if things turn out the right way, that this period, which is so insane to be living in, hopefully will ultimately end up being similar. You know what I mean?

And like historical retrospective where it's like, no, you don't understand if you weren't there. It was fucking crazy. But to students of history in the future, they're like, you know, like, yeah, there was an upswing of this rhetoric or whatever. And it got squashed and that was the end of it. Or whatever, like, just basically the idea

that we'll end up on the right side of the whole thing. But yeah. So, yeah. So they were aware of the comparisons. and already preemptively resenting them before the thing started and then went out there like I want to show this guy

back to my love yeah this Jumoke named Sid something I don't even know it doesn't even worth knowing his name but I want to plan to set the mood here listen to me from Jerusalem they really do this like all of you listen to me all of you I get back and they go Sid you want to speak at this

MSG thing I go sure out of character for me to speak at a Nazi rally I was just in Israel but I took the gig so yeah you can go, Laura. So I didn't bother me up this fucking guy's name because like 20 people spoke at this fucking idiotic. Colch Hogan was there.

You know, Elon will get to him in a second. So this guy went under a long rant, the thing they always do where it's like, we got American veterans who are sleeping on the streets and we're helping immigrants. It's like, okay, well, do you want to help American veterans? Right, exactly. Yes. Right. No.

Oh, no, actually, I'm interested in that. Can you tell you what's your plan for helping American veterans who are sleeping on the street, you're like, tax cuts. No, fuck them too. They should also fucking die.

Get a job. You're saying, at least they're not Mexican, okay? That's all I'm saying. So instead of this guy who Tony Soprano would whack for shipping too many stolen mopeds back to Italy to complain about immigrants.

And like the whole thing was just a fucking farce. Like I want to talk about, like so these Nazi comparisons bug them, even though they corked them. They do it on purpose and do with a wink and a nod, fucking joking. Here's Elon wearing that stupid hat you mentioned if you want to play this video. I'm not just mega.

I'm dog got gothic maga look at that look at the fucking the little sashet did at the end of that we're like he do it I just I don't know

and again it makes sense considering he's the richest person on earth but I don't I don't know that there's a man alive who has less self-awareness than Elon Musk does you know what I mean

less swag anybody yeah I don't know yeah right like it's crazy like he's up there crushing it in his mind He's like, I'm a cool, dark lord

that everybody respects and looks up there or whatever, and it's like, oh, dude. He tried to start a USA chant and fucked it up, like his rhythm was all up. He's like, USA, you, S.A. It's like, you, Homer Simpson does that fucking chant. He fucks all that up. It's like when he tried to get a photo op in Texas

with his cowboy hat on, he was wearing it backwards or whatever, and never even knew that that had happened until after the fact, like, he, that's what I'm saying, dude. He don't know. He too dumb. that dark gothic maga hat he's trying to get catch on to catch on because he's selling it because he needs 20 extra bucks or whatever you throw the image of that hat up there laura if you got it so that font you described it as a tattoo font or whatever yeah that typesetting's called fractor it was very common in the early 20th century in all german speaking countries in the area is that right yeah there was most people stopped using it before the third rake but it remains super popular in nazi germany it was it was basically adopted as the official nazi nazi fonts and using Nazi documents and letterheads and it was the cover of Hitler's original

mind comp where they used like Hitler's hand-drawn version of it if you want of the cover of mind comp here to compare the two fonts Yeah That's pretty clearly the same font Yeah It doesn't even it doesn't even go back to the hat for a second Lord It doesn't even read like it's so hard to read

You tell what people stop doing it looks like make America Queef Austin I thought it was Austin too at first Because you know his whole he him and him and Rogan and all then went to Austin and I was thinking, I was like, is he doing an Austin that make America good Austin? But anyway, yeah, no, you're right.

Yeah. So, basically, we'll skip this Tucker video because it's too long, Laura. But, like, Tucker Carlson spoke, and, like, they basically did a hit list against every American, like, minority group outside of, like, straight white man, of course. Of course. I mean, it's been their platform for a long time now.

So, like, Elon uses the Nazi font, but doesn't want to be called a Nazi, even though he spends all day on Twitter, we can go to his replies and watch him talk to Nazis. Like, like, Tucker did this thing we called, he called, you know,

the thing where they, like, that old go-to bit where like kids are in college using underwater gay, learning underwater gay basket weaving or whatever, that joke construction. So he did,

Tucker, Tucker's version of it, he taught, he called, Kamala Harris, a Samoan Malaysian, low IQ, California prosecutor,

which is like, I mean, I'm not, you're already racist against two ethnicity as she is. I'm not sure where you picked two other random ones. But also, like, you know this motherfucker went to a prep school where he never got beat up because you would not, you would keep Samoan people's name out of your mouth if you'd ever met one.

Do you watch the NFL, bro? Oh, God. If you talk about Samoans, you better end the sentence with are wonderful people who I love and their food is delicious. Absolutely. So, by the way, tell me how they've lost side of the point of all this. Like, the America's largest Samoan populations in California, but also in the top. five or top ten anywhere, Arizona, Nevada, and Texas, which Arizona Nevada are swing states. And depending on which copium poll you read, maybe Texas is too.

Anyway, so they wouldn't do that's the whole thing with this rally, like Hinchcliffe's whole thing with the Puerto Ricans and Latinos and all this. And then Tucker going after the Samoans and the percentage of voting groups they make up. And it's like, I feel like we've been screaming this for years now where it's like, how does this make electoral sense to continue to narrow the voting block? which you actually appeal to, like to continue to widen the demographics of people that you actively demonize and shit on and upset.

It's like the whole time I've been like, I mean, I know there's a lot of white people in this country, but are really enough like, I mean, we're both white. We got, we hit,

you know, well enough. But it's like, are there really enough of that type of white person in this country to make this shit feasible as a strategy to, We're about to find out, bro. I know, because it's just hard for me to believe that that's true, you know, but I don't know. Maybe it is.

I'm not their political advisor, but, like, any path of the morning of the presidency probably runs through, you know, Jill Stein, picking up a bunch of disaffected Muslim and Arab voters in Michigan. So let's get to the piss off Muslims part of this. Here's Howard Lutnik, CEO of Canada Fitzgerald and co-chair of Trump's transition team speaking. So the first thing. we must elect Donald J. Trump president because we must crush jihad. Maybe it's just maybe. I feel like that's a little bit 2000 and late of him. Right.

No, South American migrants are all the rage now, Rutting. You're a couple decades behind. But don't be wrong. We're still Islamophobic. But, you know, we moved on from 9-11 to Biden's border invasion, all right? Get with the program. Right. But speaking of 9-11, if you're wondering if he was a player in it, he was, because

Canter Fitzgerald was in the World Trade Center, the company he's a, you know, CEO of. Let me quote here from a story from October 10, 2001. Two days after hijacked jets were slammed into the World Trade Center, Kenner Fitzgerald's CEO, Howard Lutnik, was sobbing on national TV. Pledgeing that his bond trading firm would look after the families of the company's more than 700 victims. The following day, he cut off the paychecks of those who were missing, angry many of the families by assuming their loved ones were dead.

He then said he would sever the victim's health benefits by the end of September. So he's going to defeat jihad, but you motherfucking employees are on your own, and also the families of the dead employees. Ain't that America. It's just such a, really kind of that dude in the whole context, given for it, kind of sums the whole thing up. You know what I mean? With him get up there and screaming like, this America, fuck jihadis.

and then he actively fucked over people who were actual victims of jihadis 20 years ago and like ruined their family's lives because he's a selfish billionaire greedy piece of shit but he can get away with it because he's like fuck those towelheads or whatever it's like it's just right so luttnick maddened so al-Qaeda in september 2001 was like we got to kill a bunch of americans and destroy the fabric of their family's lives to hurt the american economy and their war machine and hower lutnik was like yeah i'm going to help with that plan yeah say no more fam more money in my pocket you got it

osama yeah so to the credit of the of the political media which we we spent a lot of time fucking shitting on that mostly did cover this accurately like Trump's rally descends into racism and hate yada yada yada yada outside of USA today which did this number

Trump sticks to economy immigration and closing pitch at Madison Square Garden you know what fucking kitchen table issues mark that's what trump is about kitchen table issues he's sticking to them yeah so so but because the media did notice this was pretty much a straight up fucking nazi rally ticking off all their reasons is with the different minority groups they hate for various reasons um jay vans got in his feelings and felt the need to post about it so he was arguing people online about whether or not it was fair to associate them with nazis so he said he talked about

quote tweeted a comparison of the republican party that that rallyed in nazis said there are so many reasons this is ridiculous but here's one why do you think uh the gross majority of the men who stormed the beaches at normandy would vote for who sorry who do you think they were the people that stormed the beaches of normandy would vote for their answer is obvious donald j trump all right so first of all fDR got reelected four fucking times right like he was he was the closest thing we've ever had to a socialist president and he got to like he and the so many people tried to make him are fucking king the republicans changed the constitution so he couldn't be president anymore um so there's also like dude it's like back then like as sad as it is to say

back then like a lot of uh you know underprivileged white people or whatever did not realize that that also applied to other races do you know what i mean like back then it was like like socialism socialist type policies hit for people when it's working man shit until you bring racism into the equation, which is what that famous quote from LBJ is all about, where it's like, you know, you convince the lowest white man that he's higher than the lowest colored man and he'll open his pockets for you or whatever. That's what all that comes down to. You know what I mean?

Like the like fucking fundamental democratic socialist policies that would uplift the common man are popular with pretty much everybody, but they're undermined by regressive, racist, nationalist bullshit that tends to win out against people's self-interest for whatever reason, which blows my mind. I mean, it kills me to say this, but it's like, because of the stuff I'm talking about, J.D. might, he might be right about that.

Like, when you think of, like, 90-plus-year-old dudes, especially white dudes, you know what I mean? Like, papals and this, like, you know, I don't know what the percentage is that would vote for Trump, but I bet it's higher than any of us would want it to be because they've been bewitched

by all the other shit that we're talking about instead of continuing to care about the things that mattered back them. And before any, y'all get mad at me in the car, I'm not talking about all old people, God damn it. I'm just saying,

y'all know it's a problem. Look, after 10th, you're saying it's got a problem, okay? Old people, y'all also got a problem, but it's not all of us, all right? All right. So, all right, we've got to pick up the piece here,

but I want to say this, like, obviously what was woke in 1944 is different. I took it as JD talking about who they vote for in 1944, all right? Okay, that, absolutely. I'm with you on that. So if you're wondering who they voted for in 1944, soldiers serving overseas, I'm quoting here from political historian, soldiers serving overseas in 1944 were based on polling presumed to be such a decisively Democratic constituency

that congressional Republicans fought hard to limit their access to the ballot. These are people that are overseas fighting in World War II. Some Southern Democrats had similar reservations, worried in part that overseas voting would enable black soldiers to circumvent poll taxes. So, right, okay, anyway, we need to skip ahead and talk about Tony for a little bit because that's the really, I wanted to save him for laugh, but Tony Hinscliffe. So they booked, I guess they couldn't get Rogan, so he got one of his sidekicks, Tony Hintzcliff. He called Puerto Rico an island of trash, which is like, basically he said an island full of

trash, which I took to mean the people to live there, which I guess Puerto Rico was taking Supposed to thank. Right. With the incredible part about this, we've already showed you a bunch of clips. That that line is arguably like maybe to me the 15th or 20th most racist things set at the rally. So the fact that it's the viral moment is kind of insane to me. But whatever breaks through, I'm not going to argue with it. But even just talking about the shit Tony said, he joked about a black person carving watermelons for Halloween.

He did a bit about how Palestine and Israel should settle their shit with rock, paper, scissors and said, made a joke about Palestinians. Always shoot rocks. Yeah. Yeah, and Jews have, but Jews have a hard time letting go a paper. Ha-ha. Do you know, Tony, all? No, I know, I know people that know him, but I have not personally met him, no. I met him a few times.

The guy he'd run into a comedy store. The main thing is, like, the reason everybody in comedy was dunking on him was because he's been, no, the number of people who like him is not large. That's true. The people that I know that know him, they're not huge fans of him. Right. And even if you, even if you, even if there's general vibe. not like respected comedically by a lot of people he got even mainly because he got popular doing a podcast where he sits another comedian so that probably doesn't go over and it's like

I did a video about this today and I brought that up but it's true it is it is kind of like cosmically poetic they like this dude who got real big hosting a podcast where he uh he listens to overly confident comedians deliver underwritten shock value jokes for a while and then he tells him that they suck and should quit forever, you know, the fact that that then happened to him in reverse from the rest of the public is pretty funny. And it's also fun of those classic that he's a fake free speech warrior, take a joke, you know, lighten up, all that shit. But whenever people are like, hey, fuck you, man, he's like, the fuck is this?

Okay, he gets like insanely defensive and thin skin. That's the thing that kills me about something. Because, dude, I take shit on the internet, okay? You ain't, y'all ain't ever seen me how to fucking meltdown over it. And yes, I haven't taken it on this level, this scale. But I've taken a lot of it. And I just take it because it's the fucking internet. But he and a lot of people like him, as soon as it comes up, they're like, how dare you?

You know, but then they tell us like, whenever, you know, whenever they're telling their shit, they're like, offensive jokes, they're like, oh, just lighten up. But, you know, what's your problem? problem. We're all just having a good time here. And, you know, it's just, it's ridiculous, man. Look, look, I, the whole, it's just jokes thing. I'm sort of sympathetic to as a person who's worked on roasts. And I, I love a, I love a well-crafted, extremely mean, dark jokes. Sure, I do too. And it's like, the context, he went, he did the whole thing. He's like, oh, you're taking it out of context. It's bullshit. And it's like, he's right. He's right, but not in the way that he means. Like, context does

matter like Tony doing these exact same jokes in front of his like in sale edge lord fan base at the mothership in Austin right is whatever because that's what those people paid to see and it's fine but it's like but in this context in the

midst of a presidential campaign the most highly scrutinized ever in the biggest venue in this country it's like that is the context that makes it different bro and it does make it different and that's why it's not the same thing you know the whole it's just joke thing falls away the minute you're doing it

at a fucking Nazi rally. Right, exactly. It's the alarm becomes just jokes. If you're doing all that at Skankfest, fine. Like, literally knowing everyone's totally fine with all of that. It doesn't matter. But the context is what makes it different.

Right. I also just say like, even just amorally, like it wasn't good. Like, one of the jokes was just like, let me try to remember it off the top of my head. It was like, he's talking about Mexican immigrants how they have a lot of kids. He said they don't pull out. They just come inside, like the doer country.

Which is what they do to this country. And I'm like, okay, but you didn't need the pull out part. Just cut those words. The joke would work better. It's still bad, but at least like it's just badly. Anyway, whatever. So the Trump campaign actually took the rare step of distancing himself from him. It's so funny because they don't even distance myself from school shooters who quote Trump.

Bro. That's another thing I said in the video. I was like, do you know how? bad you have to bomb to have them kind of apologize for you or to distance themselves from you it's like that's like that's like what i said was it's like bowing taking the battery cables off of a whistleblower's nipples you know what i mean like they just don't do that that's not a thing that they do that's how bad this is so so the funny one of the funniest things i found out was he was running around new york the night before uh running this set he'd ran these jokes at

the stand and they bombed and he goes well i'll go over they'll go over better at the rally tomorrow as we told the crowd. Why would he not think that? Of course he would think that. Do you know what I mean? But it kind of didn't even work in the room though. I know. I know.

I know. I know. Which that's the crazy part. But what I'm saying is in his mind, I get why he would be like, he goes up in front of a regular New York crowd and tries this and it doesn't work. And he's like, well, the Trump rally is going to eat this shit up. It's like, honestly, I would have thought that too. I'm not going to lie.

I would have thought like, yeah, he's probably right. They probably are going to eat that shit. shit up, you know what I mean? So, I mean, but if you go in the context, like, I wouldn't expect any joke to work in this environment because it's a fucking, it's like, we're doing a corporate event, right? No, you're right. That is also a good point. So he risked it all for corporate, buddy. This is so fucking insane. So, and like, so the Trump's campaign denial was like basically that didn't vet his set, which is ridiculous. No one, like, they were all working off teleprompters. That doesn't mean you can't go off script or whatever, but they know they vetted his set because

they openly admitted that he was going to call Kamala the C word and they made him take that out. Right. even though Elon SuperPack put on an ad yesterday calling Kamala the Seward. So how do you know what fucking... Well, it's also, it's funny to be that like their defense, which is paper thin, didn't hold up for 15 seconds, but that their defense of themselves was just like, look, guys, we're not on board with this. We're just like extremely stupid and incompetent. You know what I mean? Like we can, we don't vet everybody.

Ain't nobody got time for that. You know what I mean? We're on. We got fucking Twitter post. to make or whatever. Like, it's so stupid. Plug and play here. One of my top 20 rants is about how you can't understand any of this without understanding that

every GOP staffer under the age of 35 was raised in the fires of 4chan, 8chan, and Reddit. Absolutely. So they all think this stuff is deeply normal and hilarious. And so we've stuck with this part of it for a while unless they suffer electoral humiliation and all get fired. All right. Right. So Trump today basically

said, I don't know him about Tony. Rick Scott came out and condemned the anti-Poorican bigotry at the rally, but is going to appear today or tomorrow with Laura Lumer, who says all the same shit about Muslims. So he doesn't mind racism. He just needs Puerto Rican votes. The president of Puerto Rican Republican Party is threatened to unendorsed Trump.

The archdiocese of Puerto Rico demanded an apology. And the timing of this is so funny. At the same time, Kamala was in Philadelphia, speaking about her plan to boost Puerto Rico's economy by rebuilding its power grid, the exact same time this reality was going on. Yeah. And immediately, she got the endorsements on... Like, Ricky Martin, J-Lo, and Bad Money, who has 45 million Instagram followers and was super fucking pissed off. Electorally, if you're wondering about why this matters, there are 580,000 Puerto Ricans living in Pennsylvania who can vote in this election.

And besides Pennsylvania, about a million Puerto Ricans live in Florida, 100,000 in Georgia, 100,000 in Michigan, 100,000 in North Carolina, 45,000 in Arizona, and 40,000 in Nevada. Out of all, though, only about half voted in 2020, okay? there's evidence for whatever reason this is broken through I don't understand why this is the thing and kind of breaks my brain if like if you told me like three days ago that Tony Hinchcliff was going to irrelevably possibly irrelevably change the course of world history

and I'd be like I guess I'm guessing he said a racist joke about Polish people one of them chased and he tripped over like an extension cord that was plugged into like the cooling part of a nuclear power plant and it had a meltdown yeah it's also it's not it doesn't it goes beyond tony because i think a lot of people recognize accurately that a big part of tony's uh status comes from him being one of rogan's boys right so it's like that's all of it but it's not right right there's part of the roganberg so

like so and i said this in my video today but it's also it's it's also just funny to think about like the butterfly effect nature of like you know the domino effect or whatever it's like 15 20 years ago, one night at the comedy store, Joe Rogan was stoned out of his mind. He was like, this clearly gay guy is talking about not being gay. It's a fucking funny. He's going to be my pet gay guy or whatever. And then Rogan thinking that 20 years ago has inadvertently led directly to perhaps Puerto Ricans electing the first black woman president of the United States and

Puerto Rico achieving statehood and all this other stuff because he, Because hi Rogan thought that 20 years ago at the comedy store. And it's like, what even is existence, man? It's so great. History is so fucking stupid. Like, kidding. Like,

history is so funny to read about, but really annoying to live through. And, like, this is a similar thing. Like, like, like,

I'm hearing people, like, like, who are part of, like, all these, like, immigrant WhatsApp chats or whatever, because that's how a lot of immigrants,

uh, talk to family back home and get news or whatever, about how, like, this has pissed people off, like, nothing before. And similar things happened.

in like Muslim family group chats because some shit that happened on science CNN yesterday where Ryan got in Ryan Gurdeschi made a joke about Medi Hassan like they were talking about Israel Obama in Lebanon. He made a joke about how he hopes his beeper doesn't go off. I hope your paper doesn't go off. Alluding to Israel assassinating a bunch of lesbable of people and killing children. And I got to say as a joke construction, Gerdeski's joke did hit harder for me then. Yeah. So but like I have it like, like, But people are presenting this, like, people are saying, like, why the hell with the Trump campaign put a guy on stage at a rally in New York City to call Puerto Rico an island of garbage a week before the election? Like, it's a tactical mistake. Right. And I have the fucking answer for you. Because it's a good question.

It's because he's a racist and everyone around him is a racist and his voting base is racist and his party is racist. And they generally despise all marginalized people and intend malice and harm towards them. And they have for 10 years. It's not fucking confusing. And I've been, I and we have been screaming into the void for. so long. Like, when is this going to catch up to them continuing to do this? Continuing

to put a target on the back of a different demographic of American voting citizen? Like, when is this shit going to matter? And it's like, maybe we're finally getting to the point now where they've pissed off enough different types of people or, you know, that it will make a difference. But yeah, I just, I don't

understand how, like, it just feels like a fundamentally losing proposition to me, but maybe I'm fucking naive. Maybe I don't know. I mean, it remains to be saying. One week from today, we begin finding out whether anything matters anymore. Exactly. Whether the fact, she has raised a billion more dollars, actually has a ground game,

and didn't insult everyone in America multiple times, calling them pedophiles, criminals, and inherently inherent degenerance in subhumans. And we'll just fucking find out. So let's start out. All right. We'll be here with you all next week. Listen, as a reminder, go to traycrouter.com. Come see me right after the election.

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