Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews 11/09/21 – Big Bird, Big Target
Episode Date: November 10, 2021This week Senior Georgia Correspondent Corey Ryan Forrester returns to guest host, and he and Trae tackle the biggest questions in America right now, many of which are apparently about Big Bird being ...a commie. So strap in. Support the show
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Hidy, everybody. Welcome back and happy skews day to you. Today is November 9th, 2021. I'm Trey Crowder, and that is not Mark Age. You may have noticed. Fret not, he's fine, still out there smart and surly as ever. He just had another thing come up with this boss at his job he's got or whatever. But either way, not. Not.
to worry filling in tonight very capably, I'm sure, is everybody's favorite Georgia correspondent
and frequent skews collaborator.
Cory Ryan Forrester, the show himself.
What's up, baby?
Howdy, Traleen?
How are you, buddy?
I'm doing good.
Do you want to give a disclaimer about this hat?
You've been having hat problems recently, as I understand.
A couple disclaimers, actually.
How many people do you think that as soon as they saw me just went, baby, we're not learning
anything tonight.
It's that show.
It's just, okay.
Yeah, no, I do.
I assume that I'm.
the comments are going to be full, at least on my Twitter, about the hat that I'm wearing,
because it seems that anytime I wear a hat and anyone sees that hat and that hat don't
hit for them, for a brief moment in time, I do not hit for them.
Right.
Yeah.
But all that it is, you are a man, you are a man who cares about his fit, his drip.
You're a drip man.
You like your drip.
I'm a drip man.
You wear hats that go well with the other clothes.
You wear hats that hit for you.
you, for lack of a better term.
It's not about
representing the team.
No, and I mean, for the record, I did like the Lakers when, like, Kobe and Shaq were there
because I sort of like followed Phil Jackson, but like, I don't really care.
I don't really have, but like, I'll wear this and people will be like, really, no Atlanta
Hawks has.
I was like, send me one.
I'll wear that too.
I'll absolutely wear an Atlanta Hawks hat.
But like, well, it's the most, it's so funny because of how polarizing you think I am and
I know that I am like as a person.
Right.
The most I've ever got shit on is over hats on the internet.
Like that's without question the most.
Yeah.
It started with you posting a picture of yourself in a Dodgers hat right before the Dodgers were about to play the Braves and the playoffs.
And you are a Georgia boy.
So a lot of people are like, what the fuck, man.
It was right before their big series started.
So, yeah, but that sort of set off this big hat storm for you.
Yeah, that was bad timing.
And to defend myself, I really hadn't kept up with baseball in a very long.
time and I didn't even I didn't know that we were about to play them like I didn't know that was
happening I was just like I'm in LA I got I love this color scheme this is whatever but dude that was
a bad day on the internet for me well hopefully this one is a better day because here we are on
the internet uh and with us as always as producer matt this is weekly skews I want to remind
you want to see if you're vaccinated and want to see me and Corey live together along with
Drew Morgan you can go to well read comedy dot com for tickets and information will be in lex
Kentucky this weekend and a lot of other good places after that we hope to see y'all out there as for the show this evening we're going to talk about the firestorm that was ignited on the american right after a tweet from big bird that's a real sentence from a real news cycle in a real country welcome to the future everybody bet you didn't think it'd be quite this stupid also we talk about CNN the state of fear and the cost of milk all of those things are evidently connected we've got some other good stuff too but
But first, as always, we begin with the Daily Dumbass.
Matt, graphic, please.
Tonight's D-D is anyone, generally speaking,
who compares themselves to Martin Luther King
on account of not getting vaccinated,
specifically in this case,
superstar Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rogers.
Matt, play the clip.
The great MLK said that you have a moral obligation
to object to unjust rules and rules that make no sense.
In my opinion, it makes no sense for me.
I test every single day.
Did you see McAfee's face?
Yeah.
McAfee made a lot of good faces in that interview, I thought.
Like, there were times where it looked like he was, like,
trying not to laugh, like when Aaron Rogers brought up that he had consulted with
his good friend, Joe Rogan, about how to handle his medical situation.
Dude, Aaron Rogers, and I know we've like,
been texting about this because we're big football fans and stuff.
So I know you know, but Aaron Rogers was playing like fucking anti-backer bingo in this shit, dude.
Like, I'm going to read you some real quotes from it that again, I know you've heard, but just to go down the list, he said that he was in the crosshairs of the woke mob over this.
He said, I'm somebody who's a critical thinker.
He said, for me, it involved a lot of study in the offseason.
You already knew he did his research now.
He said he was worried about vaccines causing sterility, not a thing.
He said he didn't like wearing a mask because he was concerned about inhaling CO2 or whatever.
He said that what about my body, my choice, right?
He probably busted that one out.
He said the idea that it's a pandemic of the unvaccinated, that's a total lie.
If the vaccine is so great, how come people are still getting COVID and spreading COVID?
I consulted a good friend of mine, Joe Rogan, and I've been doing a lot of stuff.
he's recommended in his podcast, including he confirmed that he's been taking Ivermectin.
Which is the horse paste, right?
Yes, the horse paste, yes.
He called the doctor that the Packers brought in to educate them about the vaccines.
He called him a stooge.
And he said that he just thinks it's funny that in 2020, the left, when Trump was still the president,
that the left was extremely anti-vaccine.
But then after Biden gets elected, everything flips.
That is not even a little bit true.
I could not wait for a vaccine to come out, and I don't really know anybody on the left who wasn't saying that.
I even made a video that was like basically saying, like, look, if we if we get the vaccine and we have to all give, if it will take us giving Trump for the, credit for the vaccine, I'm willing to do it.
I know it's not true, but like if that's what it'll take for y'all to all get it, I'll do it.
No, but everybody wanted it.
I don't say everybody wanted it, but like the liberals at large 100% wanted that shit.
And we're actually afraid that like Trump was not going to try as damned as to get one.
With that Rogers thing too, like the MLK thing, I had literally just seen a tweet like two days before, before any of this happened.
Some, I think black guy tweeted was like, if a white guy ever says the phrase, as the great MLK once said, you know he done.
unfucked up, and shit's about to have it. And then you, and you shared that with me and I saw that
and I laughed so hard. And also, man, like you said, he's playing the hits. Man, you know, me and you
be making internet videos. I think people know that. And of the satirical variety often. And I
sometimes have people like, they'll quote tweet my video or they'll comment on it. And they're like,
man, you know, it's getting so hard to tell the difference between Pose law, the difference between
reality and what's fake. Or like, you can't even hardly make this stuff up. And I always,
be like, no, man, come on, dude.
Like, that's not necessarily true.
Like, there's always a tale.
And, like, they're not, like, as obvious as I'm being in this video.
That Aaron Rogers stuff, man, like, again, like you said, it really is like a mad lib.
And if I was going to go down and make a video that was making fun of that type person,
I'd have said every single bit of those.
Like, I would have said all of them at once because people will be like, my God,
I've never heard anybody, like literally looked like they're reading it off a teleprompter before.
Yeah.
And the other thing about it is, because there's,
There's other players.
There's other big-name players in the league who are not vaccinated.
But there's a little bit of a difference because all of those players either outwardly said they weren't getting vaccinated or when asked about it said they had not.
Aaron Rogers played it a little bit differently.
Matt, you play that next clip there.
Are you vaccinated and what's your stance on vaccinations?
Yeah, I've been immunized.
Coward.
Getting cute with it.
Getting cute.
But like, you know, and someone, and he's saying.
seems mad now that like he was allowed to get away with like that they're making him look like
he lied when you know but like I feel like it's obvious because that was earlier in the season
obviously when all they was first they were all first coming back and getting vaccinated and stuff
and I feel like he saw Kirk Cousins getting fucking roasted all of course and whatnot and he was
like I don't want to deal with that so he fucking like at the very least he misled everybody
about it like obviously you can say whatever you want he can pretend
his intent was whatever he wants to say and nobody can prove it because it's his intent.
But come on, man, if he, if he was being honest, he would have said, no, I'm not vaccinated.
That's what he would have said.
Like all those other dudes did.
Yeah, I've been immunized.
Like, bro, the way that he handled that press conference was slick Willie Bill Clinton 101 and how to talk out both sides of your mouth and have people only pay attention to what you want them to.
Because like, technically he didn't lie.
And he can always say like, no, I didn't lie.
I said I'd been immunized.
but the word, yeah, have you been vaccinated?
Yeah, I've been immunized.
Right, exactly.
He knew exactly what he's doing.
And again, to your point, like, yeah, man, no, he had seen them other dudes get roasted.
And, like, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that, like,
I all of a sudden have, like, a lot of respect for a dude like Kirk Cousins.
But, like, I actually, the thing that pisses me off about the Aaron Rogers more is that
he was kind of a coward about it because, like, all he was doing is going, like, man,
I got to say this in a way that doesn't make anybody come after me because I'm the
state farm representative and I'm all this.
yada yada yada and he just he wasn't being honest and now he's done the complete flip he's like well
if it's out there i'm going to be one of the worst role models that you could ever be and i normally
i don't care i hate it when people go like what's this athlete doing being a role not being a good
role model i'm like well they don't owe you that but like i don't know man this is just rubbed me
the wrong way well i tell you else was rubbed the wrong way about it mr terry bradshaw
let's hear from him on the subject matt one i'd give aaron rogers
some advice. It would have been nice if he'd have just come to the Naval Academy and learn how to be
honest. Yeah. Learn not to lie because that's what you did, Aaron. You lied to everyone.
I understand immunized. What you were doing was taking stuff that would keep you from getting COVID-19.
You got COVID-19. Ivermect them is the cattle dewormer. Sorry, folks. That's what it is.
We are a divided nation politically. We're divided nation on the COVID-19, whether
not to take the vaccine. And unfortunately, we've got players that pretty much think only about
themselves. And I'm extremely disappointed in the actions of Aaron Rogers.
Well, another thing. A couple things. I've got that hat.
Secondly, I love Terry Bradshaw's the, I'm sorry, folks, but that's what it is, which is the
international sign of a bunch of dumbasses are saying some shit right now, but I want to get ahead of this.
Yeah. Yeah, I just love it because, you know, Terry Bradshaw very famously, you know, pretty old boy,
And also, like, you know, he played football in the 70s.
So, like, his brain has been through it.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely, dude.
Yeah, he's still out here.
He barely had a face mask when you watch those old videos.
Right.
But yet, he's just, you know, keeping it real on the subject of a nut.
Because a whole lot of.
No, Trey, you know what it is, Trey?
He's been out in Hollywood too long.
Yeah.
He's been in them movies showing his bare ass standing next to Kathy Bates and now he's in the
Illuminati.
Yeah, that's what they say.
So, uh, just a quick update on this.
before we move on because Aaron Rogers, that interview was from the Pat McAfee show.
He goes on there every week, twice a week, maybe, and he went back on there today to address
some of this stuff, Cho.
And the internet has decided, and you might agree, that he committed his most egregious sin
yet when he went back on there today by wearing a rise of Skywalker hoodie.
Oh, ugh.
Yeah, not a good movie.
Yeah, all them nerds on the internet and write, this is the worst thing he's done yet.
like he just keeps going further down the spiral here but uh but while wearing a rise of
skywalker hoodie he said he addressed all this and he said to anybody who felt misled by those
comments i take full responsibility for those comments okay right so what do you think about that
like that i think that's a waste of oxygen it's like that uh it's sort of like what i said that was
a longer way of saying i said yeah and it's also that thing where it's like you know
listen, if you felt a certain way about what I said, then I acknowledge that you felt that
way. Exactly. But like, I'm not, he ain't walking nothing back. And it's also like, listen,
if people got their feelings hurt by me being, you know, a massive dickhead or whatever, then that's
their problem. I can't decide if he's a huge dickhead or a dumbass. Like, I just feel like there's
no way he's a dumbass. I don't know. I get the feeling that he's like one of the, you know, more
upsetting types of dumbasses which is like it's clear if you watch the whole
interview that like he definitely thinks that he is smarter than all the other people on
this subject like he's like yes he's he's done all his research you know and the way he talks
about it you could tell that he's very very uh you know convinced of his own um stances on
this subject and not for nothing man and this is a problem with a lot of these high
super high caliber athletes me and you've talked about
this off mic before maybe on the well-read podcast i don't know of course he thinks he's smarter than
everybody because he's he's been getting told he's a number one hot shit his literal whole life
like he's a god man he was the best i guarantee he was the best quarterback in middle school
high school college now he's in the pros like he's never he's had nothing but yes man around him
like he he i do think he believes that but like i just genuinely man i i just can't understand
how someone like Aaron Rogers who knows how he knows the work that it took to become a great quarterback
and what all he put into that.
And he wouldn't trust anyone else with football advice that doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about via football.
How does he not understand that the scientists and the doctors are the Aaron Rogers of that world, not Joe Rogan?
Also, like any football player, me and Mark actually talked recently about that time.
We talked on the show about that time that he got hurt.
hurt and at halftime he came back out bawling he because because they shot him up with a bunch
of shit right and he came out and bawled out it's like he didn't know what all was in that you
know like he no taking it before but i'm just saying he just knew he needed it to play that shit
that shit made him talk like a fucking heck afterwards like the side effects of that like clearly
it's doing something you know yeah and uh he was fine with all that but yeah i don't know um
i'm way past the point with like i used to i used to totally with rogan and with all them just be
Like, hey, man, you know, people have their own opinions.
And if you don't like them, just change the channel.
And, like, I still partly feel that way in some degree.
But, like, I don't know, man.
The Joe Rogan thing is starting to piss me off, like, a lot more because that
dude has, he's the Johnny Carson of our time.
And before everybody jumps in the comments, I don't mean of talent or, like, as well-loved.
I just mean, like, in terms of show business being like a tastemaker and all that stuff,
being the guy that can make careers.
He has the platform.
He's that guy.
And it's just dangerous, man.
Like, I'm seeing a lot of people that I know and love who, like, are not going to the hospital when they're sick because they're like, oh, I heard Joe Rogan talking about, like, that's where you really get sick is at the hospital.
And I've just about had a fuck enough of people like him and Aaron Rogers not trusting in scientists and doctors.
And I know that, of course, science in itself, like sometimes they find new science.
And sometimes, oh, well, what we thought seven years ago isn't true.
But, like, for the love of God, man, the fucking arrogance that goes in for you being a goddamn rock,
but gets hit in the fucking head all the time quarterback and go yeah i know more than the cdc and and fouchy
and all these other people like that's just insane yes it is but we should move on to some of our
honorable mentions we got here for daily dumbass uh because we i love how dismissive you are of me
it's well dude it's i just i you know i i wasn't trying to be dismissive of what you were saying
i just looked fine i just looked at the time and i was like we got some other stuff to talk about
god damn shut the fuck up there's more idiots we got our first honorable mention is uh the proud boys for not
having the foresight to invest in some predator drones of their own.
That's right, because Liz Cheney is coming for them.
Play the clip.
Uh-oh.
...than it was before.
Yeah.
I mean, none of this is proportionate to what they've been accused of doing.
And people like Liz Cheney defended, she'd drone them if she could.
Oh, she would.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Liz Cheney would like to take them down.
She sees them as some kind of lower class.
Congresswoman.
So, again, they're talking about the, like, the January 6th people.
that been detained.
Marjorie Taylor Green,
her heart's really going out
to all these people
that are victims
of our criminal justice system.
Yeah.
You know,
like she's out there talking about
do y'all realize
that prison is like fucked up?
Yeah,
don't hit?
Yeah, right.
But it's about these assholes
specifically,
but yeah,
them just explicitly stating,
yeah,
you know,
Liz Cheney would take them out back
and shoot them if she could.
It's so wild to me
that like the Liz Cheney
and the Megan McCain's,
like how all their roles
have like flipped and shit.
Like that's,
it's so,
crazy to hear a person like Marjorie Taylor Green talking down to a Cheney.
Yeah, and it's all, I know, and kind of on that note, I was thinking about this the other
day, I feel like Liz Cheney and them, the ones that are being the rhinos, you know,
as they're calling them, the ones are being vilified.
That's Republican in name only, right?
Yeah, correct.
I feel like they're like our version of like mansion and cinema right now.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But, but, but like, it hits for us.
It's wild that that's what the standard is.
on their side, meaning like on our side, we're upset at Mansion and Cinema for, you know,
not supporting the broader progressive agenda and sabotaging it, in fact, and being corporate
stooges and whatnot. And on their side, they're mad at them for not supporting the broader
conservative agenda, which is like supporting sedition and insurrection and not getting vaccinated
and all this stuff. Do you know what I mean? It's like the same dynamic in play, but it's just really
wild the difference in the
specifics of the matter on either
side. Another difference though is
that like the people on the right
still look at cinema cinema
cinema. How do you say her name?
Cinema. They look at cinema and mansion
and still are like those are fucking
far right communist Democrat.
Like they, you know what I'm saying? Like we look at them
and go, y'all should, these people should really hit for y'all
and they still don't. Whereas like I feel like we do make some concessions
when there's a rhino. We're like, all right, I can
ball with this person. You know what I mean?
for a minute like this is but but they do not do that like there's so many things about those people
that i keep going like dude sincerely y'all should love them and they're like nope well speaking
of making a plea to uh sincerely y'all should love them i got one for you i bet you didn't say
coming and it's coming from the new uh lieutenant governor of the fact that infamous virginia
gubernatorial race winsome seers who had a pretty shocking assessment prize yeah she had a pretty
shocking assessment of a famed or infamous historical figure. Play this clip here.
Oh, boy. I tell you, the first person who ever really talked about black business equals
black power was Richard Nixon. Black business equals black power. Imagine that. All this time
it appears that Nixon was a homeboy. Nixon was a homeboy.
Let me tell you some. Did you ever think, Joe, you would live to see the day.
that Nixon was called a homeboy.
Nixon is, like, probably of the presidents in the 20th and 21st century,
the least homeboy president I could think of.
Like, at least, like, I could make arguments for almost everybody.
You know what I mean?
Like Bill Clinton played saxophone on, you know, our senior.
LBJ, huge dick.
You know what I mean?
Like, but like Richard Nixon?
Yeah.
doesn't scream homeboy
Richard Nixon's general
aura that he's got
going on but yeah there you go
I said it was
lieutenant governor of Virginia
no you didn't no you didn't you said
lieutenant I took note in my head I was like
are you doing a bit right now? Either way I apologize because I got
that wrong let's have Eric Trump
correct me here Matt
have an unbelievable night
not just with governor not just with a lieutenant
governor you know not with
Lou Pondon.
Lotton, Governor,
I just want any opportunity to show one of them.
He couldn't get it out because he still had his dad's fucking,
nah, I'm not going to say it.
It's really gross what I was thinking.
Next up, honorable mention is
Critical Race Theory for making Tucker Carlson so mad for so long
without even explaining why.
Play the clip, Matt.
I've never figured out what a critical race theory is,
to be totally honest, after a year of talking about it.
They're teaching that some races are morally superior to other.
that some are inherently sinful and some are inherently saintly.
I mean, look, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Well, let's keep talking about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've never really understood it.
But, yeah, I'm mad about it anyway.
So, let's see.
I'm looking at the time here.
Matt, let's do, because I do want, I do want Corey's feedback on this one particular clip.
And it's the next one.
It's a campaign ad, Corey, from a Republican candidate.
I believe in Nevada. Is it Nevada? I can't remember either way.
Let's just, it's a minute long, and I just want to get your sort of feedback on this.
So you can play it whenever you got it, Matt.
I'm Michelle Fiore, and I'm running for governor.
I spent my whole life fighting the establishment.
I was the first female majority leader in Nevada Assembly,
and one of the first elected to endorse Donald J. Trump.
And you better believe I was attacked for it.
Washington Post called me a gun-totin calendar girl.
And Politico magazine said that I was the lady Trump, and I don't care.
We need outsiders, fighters, not the same old, boring, moderate, compromise, blue blazer politicians.
Let's start with a three-shot plan.
Ban vaccine mandate.
ban critical race series, and stop voter fraud.
The Joe Biden administration is coming after me.
I'm Michelle Fiore, and I'm ready for the fight.
It's Toyotathon, baby.
Am I muted?
Well, what do you think about that?
Oh, I was saying it feels like Toyotathon up in here.
Here's the thing, I genuinely believe
that this is like
their strategy
to as a Republicans
to like pull out a person like that
just so that when we all are like
are you serious right now
they can pull the whole like
oh I thought it was women's power
I thought y'all were supposed to love women
and blah blah blah blah blah so they get
the just absolute biggest dip shit that they can
you know what I'm saying like it felt a lot like that
with Palin where like they have this person
like we know they're going to hate her
and then we can use their whole
women's lib yada yada against them but like honest to god man like there's no way that that woman
wasn't just like picked up at a third you know she was the late shift at david busters and they
were just like listen we can make you a rock star baby well so she apparently um she was involved
in that bundy standoff remember them the original y'all kata as they were calling them that big
government standoff with the bureau of land management she had something to do with that she's
currently under investigation by the feds for campaign finance
violations. She's been in trouble with the IRS before, which she blamed on her ex-husband. And she
used to be some kind of home health care professional. And she lost her license for that. And that's when
she decided to enter politics. So, you know, checking a lot of boxes there. That's really funny.
It was like, I was an abject failure in almost everything in my life. So I thought, I'll run as a
Republican. Yeah. And also, like, she's like, we need outsiders and shit. And it's like, at what
point are these people clearly no longer the outsiders? Do you know what I mean? Like,
I know that was Trump's whole thing, and they're all just trying to be Trump again.
But, like, as more and more of them, you know, emerge from the bog or whatever, like, at some point, like, you know, they can't, I mean, they'll, they will still keep calling themselves outsiders.
But, yeah, it's like, no, this is, y'all, this is just, like, fucking Mitt Romney, we were just talking about it.
The Mitt Romney's the shit of the world, they are the outsiders now.
Right.
They're the ones being ostracized.
Like, y'all are straight up the establishment.
They do that with.
They do that with, like, oh, we need outsiders and yada, yada, yada, and they also do that with, like, the media.
They're like, oh, no, the mainstream, they're like, this is what the mainstream media won't tell you about.
You probably hadn't, and I'm like, well, then where'd you hear it from?
And it's, they don't, they won't, they won't admit that Fox News is the mainstream media, that Joe Rogan is absolutely the mainstream media that, like, dude, there's so many, like, so many of their, this isn't mainstream media outlets have such a huge platform.
I'm like it's just ridiculous like the victim mentality that these people have it's why they have so many Christians dude like they just love so much to be like we're being persecuted no one loves us oh my God we're outsiders it's so tiring yeah I mean especially when I'm sure you're a good one if you're listening to this but yeah I mean especially considering they the ones doing all the persecuting and shit that's what makes the whole thing so rich is they genuinely believe that like they are truly the victims of the
you know, oppressive state of American culture or whatnot, you know, your wife, you're not,
you're not more Jesusy than me, you grew up more Jesus than me. You said that, you said that's
why they had more Christians. Is it like, what's the chicken and egg situation there? Like,
is growing up super Christian make you more inclined to feel that you're persecuted because it's
part of the, that, just the general narrative or, you know, does it like sort of work in reverse?
I don't know. I mean, not necessarily. I would, I never thought when I was a kid that it,
was a persecution thing, but it was always like, you were definitely taught in the church that, like,
hey, listen, we, it's us against the world.
Like, the world is going to be one way.
And as Christians, we have to understand that even, no matter what, even if there's a gun to
your head, you have to stick to your morals here.
And the world is always going to try to change you.
And because of that, that is a, when you are raised to believe it's me against the world,
I mean, that's, that's a victim mentality, man.
Yeah.
and everybody else is wrong and of the devil and all that shit and you're morally superior you dude and you're like they're basically taught like facts don't matter like it doesn't matter right someone like there's this wasn't our church but like they're they're really i know i think bill hicks used to have a joke about it but it really is real there's some people that genuinely believe like that the devil put dinosaur bones on earth right to to test them so like i just look at that and in a certain point i go what's
What's the point in arguing?
Because like, they have full proof ways to get out of arguments.
Yeah, I was going to say part of what seems baked into that whole philosophy is like everything you just said, therefore, whatever I think is correct.
Yes.
You know, like whatever my opinion is is correct because we are the correct people.
Like the way we live our lives is correct.
So the way I feel about something is automatically.
It has to be.
Correct.
And it doesn't matter what evidence there is to the contrary,
because like you just said,
fucking devil put dinosaur bombs on the ground.
And here we are.
So, like, I don't know, I don't know what to do about it.
But, yeah, but I think, and I think Republicans, like,
tap in in that shit.
I mean, it's no surprise to anybody that there was, like,
you know, some sort of a backdoor handshake in the late 80s,
early 90s or whatever with the Southern Baptist Convention
and, like, the Fallwells and the Franklin Grams and stuff of the world.
That was basically like, hey, man, if y'all do right by us,
we can get our flock to vote for y'all.
And now these huge megachurches, you know, like,
they're never at risk of having to pay taxes and shit like that.
And like, it's just, I remember as a kid the shift from churches in a political place to like,
if you're a Christian, you'll vote Republican, you know.
Oh, you really?
Like, you remember that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's why when I grew up and learned about like the, like I said, the Franklin
Grams and all those people and like how they kind of got, you know, uh, kissy kissy with
the bushes and stuff like that. I was like, I literally felt that as a kid. Like,
I kind of remember that. Because I remember the pastor of my church, who later was definitely
the, if you're a Christian, you're a Republican, like, I remember early on in my life, him being like,
there's no politics in the pulpit. I love everybody. It's not my job. Yada yada. And then,
like, all that changed. And it was because of all that shit. So, like, I think that it's definitely
the chicken being the Republican Party was like, we know exactly.
how susceptible these Christians are.
If we just tell them we're the party of God, that's it.
It's over.
It's a ball game.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's talk about Big Bird for a minute.
That should be more uplifting, right?
Big Bird, always uplifting.
I always do this.
I always come in and ruin the show with my bullshit.
No, you were giving me what I want.
Baby, I'm just not good at transitioning.
No, no.
It has not to do with you.
I just hate myself.
You're like, the Christians, the chicken is when you said that,
I was like, okay, I can maybe do something with.
chicken and big bird, but then I lost it. So anyway, I just always think that you hate me.
I know. Yeah, you think the world hate you, which isn't true because everybody loves you.
I know. That's what's sad about it. Okay. So for anybody doesn't know, COVID vaccines are now
available for kids five through 11. I have a almost nine and a 10 year old. Both of mine got
vaccinated last week, got the first shot anyway, and happy to report. No, it's anecdotal,
but neither one of them had any side effects really at all, arm slightly sore, you know, whatever.
but other than that, they, you know, got through it just fine.
They still bat shit crazy?
Well, yeah, but they were bat shit crazy before, you know, yeah.
They remained maniacal, but not because of the vaccine.
So anyway, I'm real happy about that because we're going to Tennessee for the holidays in the, well, in the holiday time.
And I got my 83-year-old Maimon stuff is going to be, you know what I mean?
Like, they're all vaccinated at me-mon all them, but like I was thrilled to find that the boys would be able to get vaccinated.
that's great before that moment of time so i was very excited about it you know who else was real excited
about it apparently big bird who uh tweeted tweeted this uh very innocuous tweet well that's a terrible
choice of word given the subject matter but big bird says i got the covid 19 vaccine today my wing
is feeling a little sore but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and
others healthy miss erika r hill even said i've been getting vaccines since i was a little bird
I had no idea.
Now, you look at that, and actually, this is disingenuous, but I feel like, okay, let's say this.
If your brain works, I feel like you look at that, if you look at that and you're like, oh, who could have a problem with something like that?
Right, right.
But it turns out it's half of America can have a problem with something like that because they popped off on Big Bird, including Ted Cruz.
put up that Ted Cruz tweet there.
He called the tweet,
government propaganda for your five-year-old.
Your five-year-old on Twitter.
I know.
Well, and I was going to bring that up too,
but I feel like the idea, obviously,
for the people that, you know,
Big Big Bird is teachers and parents and stuff
can be like, look, Big Bird, you know.
Yes, that is what that's for, for the record.
Big Bird is a fucking role model.
Aaron Rogers isn't.
So, on that note,
put Liz Wheeler's tweet up there,
Matt, if you could get that one, please.
Because, yeah, it's, yeah, so look, on what you just said, Cho, Liz Wheeler tweets,
I love how the same people who don't want us to listen to Joe Rogan and Aaron Rogers about the COVID vaccine do want us to listen to Big Bird and Elmo.
So, Big Bird and Elmo are not people just saying what they think.
Like, they're characters, you know, like they're, um, they're not.
It's not the same thing.
It's just a regular person saying, you know, this is what I think and what I think should
be, big, Big Bird even quotes like, you know, a doctor or whatever.
A fucking doctor.
Right.
That's what pisses me off.
Big Bird's whole thing is like, listen what the doctor told me.
And that makes it okay.
It's not Big Bird just shoot propaganda everywhere.
Do you know?
A public service announcement.
Which is what they do at fucking Sesame Street.
It's fucking PBS.
Do you, do you know how much trade?
Do you know how much research that I've done?
on the COVID-19 vaccine.
Do you know how much?
Is it none?
It's fucking none.
Me too, because we don't do that.
I don't do that.
We're not epidemiologists.
We're not fucking vaccine research.
I listen to them.
I listen to them.
That's what it is.
So, no, we're not listening to Big Bird.
And if you are, Big Bird's saying, I listen to a doctor.
Yeah.
That's it.
Period.
I don't know any other goddamn way to be.
But like, I don't.
When people have questions about,
comedy they asked me you know what i mean they ask you that fucking ask a doctor as soon as the
CDC and all them were like this is what this is what it is what it is fucking is i don't i just don't
understand what would joe rogan have figured the fuck out right so ted cruz is probably making
some kind of you know play as always because he immediately introduced a bill banning covid
vaccine mandates for children uh so you know he's trying to get
get in on it, get, uh, get some score some political points for himself by shitting all over
Big Bird.
He, um, I try to be, I try so hard to not like, be a violent man and, and like, you know,
be nice and like, see the best another, but I would love to watch that dude's dick get caught
in a bear trap.
Oh, Ted Cruz?
Yes.
He is the worst, like the worst of a, like.
Well, you assume he's got a dick and not some kind of like cloaca or something.
some sort of like reptilian orifice that's underneath, although I guess his man's suit
perhaps comes equipped with an artificial penis, human human penis on the top of it.
But I'm not real sure about the- I don't care for him under the, no, no, my fuck, dude.
He's one of them seems like nobody cares for him, you know, even on, he just keeps winning.
He's just a Republican.
Yeah, exactly.
But nobody fucking likes him.
Al Franken famously said he was like, I like Ted Cruz more than.
any of my colleagues in Congress
and I fucking hate tech green.
Was that in lying liars and the liars
who tell them? I do not know. I've just
seen that quote from him a whole
bunch. I say that because
that's the only Al Franken book I've ever
read and that sounded. Oh, that's all right. That's more
Al Franken books than I've read.
It was great, by the way. Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, he's a pretty good writer that
Al Franken. Something else.
So, Matt, put up that CNN
headline about this story. It's
just humorous
because again
this is where we are
right now
I think it was
CNN
it was one of
them
if you got
that screen
grab
there
so
god damn
funny
what hold on
I'm sorry
I hate to do this
what did you
just see
I'm just seeing
I'm just seeing a picture
of Big Bird
and Ted Cruz
on CNN
like on MSNBC
like just
seeing
big
bird on a news site and it and it not being like sesame street turned 60 today is just so hilarious to me
yes right so that is the right one sorry i don't know last time you were on here uh show the same
thing started happening we're on my feed i'm getting shit late or whatever so i'm just going to try
to ignore that as we go through i'm sorry everybody i've got the other things i can look at but
uh there's okay matt put up the the one from windy rogers that's that's
tweet and Cho, you can just respond to it when you see this.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean, I mean, Sesame Street.
Big Bird is a communist for our audio only people.
Sesame Street is kind of a commune.
Like, in a way, I'm not going to completely disagree with her, but like, that's just
so goddamn funny, man.
And, you know, I'm, it's like you were saying earlier about Poe's law shit.
Like that, yes, it seems like a joke, you know.
Right. Like if you had tweeted that, I would have been like, good one, Trey. You know what I mean? Like, that's funny.
In the description for the episode today, I said something about me and you tackling the big questions. I said, one of which is apparently whether Big Bird is a commie or not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, I know that that reads is like just a joke I'm making. Yeah.
But like, it's not. It's a real thing that I'm referring to. Did you have prepared the fact that like, you know, they showed like all the other times Big Bird has gotten a vaccine, like even in the 70s.
on television and now you can put up some of those if as we're talking about if you
won't because yeah we pulled some of those and i will say this i will say this everybody goes
oh and nobody got mad then that you don't know that yes they some people absolutely probably
did you know there just wasn't a twitter to document it but that's just constantly a thing
that these people do is just act like this is some new thing and they're like so my point is
like if if that's woke mob shit then the woke mob has always been there you know what i'm
saying like it's just it's just ridiculous man like again again dude i it it pains me and i do not
understand i know that everything apparently has to be a democrat or republican thing or a political
thing but this just isn't it shouldn't it shouldn't have had to be but i mean and i trust and i've
talked to like my dad and mom about this who were like you know they're republicans but they're good
people and i'm like this just doesn't and they're but by the way both of them vaccinated and
happy to got it like they were they couldn't wait you know what i mean but like i was like i don't
understand why this is a political issue not they're like well y'all you all make it one and i'm like
i know but like i don't know how to talk about it not politically now like you know what i'm
saying because all my frustrations do lie within the division of it but like all i'm saying
it's not a republican democrat thing it's like do you give a fuck about other people and do you want
to live now if you're out there and you have some medical reason that you cannot take
the vaccine, which that does exist. It's very rare, but it does exist. Please know that I'm not
talking about you at all. Like, it should go with that same, but I'm not talking about you.
But if you're just one of those like, I'm not going to because I just want to do my own research,
you are a fucking cock sucker, and you are the reason you and the people like you are the reason
that it's taken us a long time to be able to get back into venues and play shit. And it's
hard for us to get back on with our normal life because you've got to be so fucking cool. And you're
not. It's not left or right. Jesus fucking Christ. It's science. The other thing that's
kind of a while about the vaccine specifically about it's not left or right is like, when
anti-vax sentiments got started in like any kind of mainstream, when people started hearing about
them a lot and it was becoming more of a thing. At first, years ago, it was what would you say?
I said, I remember you said, that's some hippie shit. No, it was. Like, it definitely, like the first
like anti-vax movements or whatever were like the sort of crystal crowd the healing crystal
crowd you know which was like far left people like it i used to say that that shit was like
our version of like climate change denial or something like that right and then this shit came
along and politicized it in the other direction and now it's just like the bottom of the dumbass
horseshoe you know and that's where the two meet you know what i mean is on hating vaccines
like it matter of fact when the whole erin rogers thing first popped up i was like maybe he
he's the like, maybe he's the like hippie different healing crystals version of anti-vaxxer.
Because in California, he's with old Shailene Woodley or whatever who I think's into that type of stuff.
And I was like, so maybe it's that version.
Not that it makes his stance on COVID vaccines any better, but it would change the context a little bit.
And I don't know.
He said in that whole diatribe, he was like, the left's going to hate me, the right's going to champion me.
And I don't give a shit about either of them because, you know, Aaron Rogers is an enlightened centrist.
Yeah, right.
all true geniuses in this
country. They're the only ones
who have the capacity to understand that both
sides are full of shit. You know,
that politicians are so bad. But
anyway, and then between that
and him talking about the... That's always a Republican, by the
way. Like, every time someone's like, I don't like
either side, it's like, you're a fucking, you're a Republican.
Yeah. You're 100%
a Republican. Yes. So
anyway, yeah, it's fucking
infuriating and now big birds
of comedy and everybody hates him on the
right. So, I mean, it's not really the
first time. They tried to come after Big Bird not that long ago. They were talking about getting
rid of Sesame Street because it was like some socialist shit. Yeah. They're always trying to do that
shit. They tried to take away Mr. Rogers and he went to fucking, he went to Congress and took
that shit to trial, son. Yeah. Okay. So let's talk about milk. Joe, what do you think about
that? Buddy, you know how I feel about milk. Now, I've been off milk for about six months.
Holy shit. No, I did not know that. You've been totally off milk. All milk for six months.
I mean, I mean, like, drinking it.
I'm sure that I've had, I've had some things with, like, milk in it, but, like, there ain't been...
I used to know you to have three, sometimes four milks at one sitting.
Talking about Trace-Lachos, you know, that's three milks.
You remember that time?
With your Trace Lachase, that's four milks.
Yeah, do you, I've done that.
I know you have.
I've seen you do it.
I have poured a fourth milk on a done three milks.
You remember that time?
You've been on a plane with me when I asked for milk from the, from the flight attendant and was just like,
I'd been told no when I was in the back,
but I just assumed when I started sitting in first class,
I was like, that's where they got the milk.
And they were like, we don't have fucking milk.
What are you 12?
Yeah, I'm a milk drinking son of a bitch.
But like, no, I've, I have been off of regular milk for about six months for just, you know,
it hurts my belly and I've been trying to lose weight.
I'm still very, very pro milk.
Well, there's a lot of shit going on with milk right now, apparently to hear CNN tell it.
All right, producer Matt, listen, here's the deal.
After I get done saying this, you can cue up this video.
you play some of it and then cut it off in the event that I can't see it, okay?
But we're going to play it since everybody else is saying shit just fine.
So go ahead, Matt.
I think probably in June it was about a dollar is worth a dollar.
So now that dollar is worth about 70 cents.
All right.
Now we're moving on to Gary, which is right there.
We started seeing everything going up.
Grocery prices went up, gallon of milk was $1.99.
Now it's $279.
Well, when you buy 12 gallons a week times four weeks, you know,
that's a lot of money. That's what I'm talking about. Thanks, brother. Again, this is what they buy
every week. If you want to get any of these that are $1.79, you can pick five boxes worth.
Grocery shopping means tough choices right now. We're not buying the most healthy stuff because
that prices have gone way up. But I feel kind of guilty sometimes we can't afford the really
good things that would be healthier also. Okay, so Piaf Chang's is like the elite. So let's
You mean elite price or quality?
Like, both.
Okay, so.
So where are the family-sized meals?
The Stottlers keep a close eye on their budget, and they shop deals.
This is 20 ounces.
How many ounces is that?
24, so get that one.
Krista loves a coupon.
Buy this and get rotel and chips free, is what it's supposed to be.
But these days, the family grocery list and the money they carefully plan to spend sometimes don't match.
We're at $90 already and we've got a basket and a half left.
But God is good and always provides, so let's see.
All right.
So, okay, here's the deal.
Before we get into all this, I'm not at all at any point in this shitting on that family.
For sure.
Earlier in the video, before we like started it, they clarified that they have like nine kids,
I think seven of which are like foster slash adopt.
kids, kids who didn't have a home they took in or whatever.
They seem like good people to me.
I was about to say, they seem like all right, folks.
Yeah, I agree.
And see, this has gotten framed online as people like shitting on that family when that
isn't what happening.
So I just want to give a disclaimer and say, that's not at all what we're doing.
But that segment from CNN is a lot of disingenuous bullshit going on in it.
And some of it is said by the mother in that family, but that's still, that's not her fault.
She's not a fucking economist or a goddamn milk doctor or whatever.
She's just someone trying to fucking provide for a family.
But she says things that are inaccurate and CNN doesn't correct it or edit that part out or clarify.
They probably told it to her.
Right.
Yeah, right.
Who knows?
But either way, they let her say all this stuff and they parroted some stuff in there that just isn't true.
So the whole thing about a gallon of milk was $1.99.
Now it's $2.79.
None of those numbers are correct.
I'm about to say, like, I've never known milk to be in the dollars.
It hasn't been for at least.
least like it's been like three something dollars like in my adult life it hasn't been under two
dollars in like 30 years or something like that so the average cost of milk in the past few months has
risen but nowhere near at that rate um the other thing is you know again they got nine kids they
said they buy 12 gallons of milk a week for four weeks it's like most people aren't buying that much
milk right but um right even if you took the whole claim at face value that milk prices have gone up by
80 cents per gallon which they haven't that amounts to an extra nine
and $60 per week or $499.20 per year, if it was real, which it isn't, okay?
But also not mentioned in the story is the fact that the coronavirus relief package passed by Democrats earlier this year
increased the child tax credit providing up to $300 per month per child between the ages of zero and six
and $2.50 per child between the ages of six and 17, which would more than offset that amount anyway.
But that also doesn't come up at any point in that video. And one more thing I want to
say that producer matt told me about or brought to my attention about this this was in a vice
article about this cnn segment is that while the lady and thus the segment gets the the concept of
inflation completely wrong they accidentally completely nail another very real economic measure
a metric called consumer sentiment so it's a survey the federal reserve conducts to find out how
people are generally feeling about the economy which is important because if people are feeling
bad about the economy. They won't spend as much money in the economy. Right. Yeah, exactly. So it
actually does matter. And right now, consumer sentiment is really, really low. So people have
the perspective that the economy's all fucked when it isn't as fucked as they perceive it to be, right?
And so CNN, what they could be doing is they could be a swadging some of those fears.
They could be correct. This is not actually true. They could be correcting some of
of that. You know what I mean? And trying to increase consumer sentiment, which is like somewhat
artificially pessimistic right now. But instead, they're just stoking the fire and making it
even worse by presenting it as though it's, you know, all doom and gloom when it isn't quite as
bad as all that. Listen, I know everything sucks. Everything does suck. But that's why we don't need
we don't need mainstream media, media companies making things look even worse than they already
actually really are. Like nobody fucking needs that.
Yeah, I mean, you used the phrase stoke in the fire.
I was about to say, like, I just can't believe that a mainstream news company, you know, piled on and tried to, tried to fearmonger.
Like, that doesn't sound like them at all, you know?
Like, yeah, but like, I agree with you.
It's like, dude, we do not need any more.
We've already lived through these past two years.
We've all just watched squid games.
You know what I mean?
Like, we don't need to see this fucking sir milk a lot over here.
So they, and the reporter from the segment and the host of the show, the segment aired on and some other CNN, people have gotten extremely defensive about this backlash.
And again, they've been framing it like, like the reporter literally says, like, wow, a whole lot of assholes out here who are being all high and mighty about this hardworking American family or whatever.
And it's like, that's how they're sort of like framing it.
Like liberals are dumping all over this goodhearted Texas family or whatever when.
I'm sure some of them are.
Well, I'm sure some of them probably, but that's not, that is not what people are mad about or what, you know, has been pointed out to them.
I actually saw somebody in the comments down here while they were coming up.
They said they should try oat milk, as if oat milk's not like seven goddamn dollars a gallon.
Yeah, all right.
So, okay, I'm going to try to get some comments going.
We'll see, Matt, you know, you could throw some up there, too.
If you don't want to hit us with your comments, tell Cho how much you love him.
I won't show them, but I'll tell them that you've seen.
at it, you know, at the very least.
And, yeah, let's see what we got over here.
Well, hey, while you're waiting for that, Trey,
can I just throw in that if you like me and Trey together,
you can see us on the Well-Red Comedy Tour.
This coming weekend, we're going to be in Lexington, Kentucky.
You can get tickets at Well-Redcom.
Oh, look at that. Matt, Matt, you are unbelievable.
He's good.
Absolutely unbelievable.
Well-redcom.
We'd love to see you out there.
Thank you to everybody who came to Seattle and Spokane this past weekend.
It was a blast.
Yes, we appreciate it.
We got Natalie here, Natalie Nichols.
You know Natalie Cho.
Me-Mall, Texas, Meemaw.
I love you, girl.
Y'all like and subscribe for these boys.
That's right.
We would appreciate it.
Please do that.
Very sweet.
Literally every single week, someone has to remind me to say that.
Every single week.
You are really shitty at a lot of things.
Self-promotion is, it's so funny how many people are like, man, you know, Trey, he's
real good at the internet and I'm like no he's real lucky at the internet he's a fucking
moron I still don't understand anything about the internet it's all very much Greek to me I'm
computer dumb as hell but I do my best uh this is a heavy ass question uh but I still
clicked it Missy Road says do y'all think Rittenhouse is gonna walk you got any comments on that
show uh Kyle Rittenhouse yeah I'd I don't know man I mean I don't know what you look it's America
it's America so if I had to bet
you know what I'm if I had to bet it's almost like written house this written house case is kind of like the kansas city chiefs it don't look good but I do know that it's still anything could happen you know what I mean like it's America and I would I would wager that probably but I hope not right I thought that same thing in Minnesota me too me too I thought the same thing about chauvin and that didn't happen so I don't know also but you know you had that judge in this case who was saying that they couldn't refer to the people that he shot as vic
which is pretty insane. It seems like the judge is not perhaps entirely on their side, not that the judge should be on either side. He's supposed to be the fucking judge, but it seems like he's on one side with a statement like that. Also, I saw, I wanted, I put this in a text thread, but I want to throw this out there. I saw this thing, a juror got removed from that case because he was overheard making a joke to another juror. And I'm repeating a joke right here. But also, I just thought it was kind of a wild joke. And I'll say why in a minute.
So somebody overheard him saying a joke to another juror and this is exactly what he said.
Why did the, he was talking about a different case.
He's like, why did the cops shoot Jacob Blake seven times?
Because they ran out of bullets, right?
And he got removed and I believe it's like the idea being that could have gone either way.
I know.
That's what I thought about it too.
I'm not defending the dude, but literally that could be an anti-cop joke in my mind.
I was about to say I'm not defending a dude either, but if I knew where he was coming from,
I might have been like, ah, right on.
Yeah, right.
Like, the dude's probably a racist asshole, and that's probably how he meant by it.
I don't know.
Either way, he probably shouldn't have been a juror because it doesn't.
I was about saying, he's not impartial in either direction.
But, like, yeah, I just thought that was kind of wild, because, again, I could see that
as being an indictment of police brutality.
Right.
They would have shot him more.
They would have shot him a hundred times more.
If I had, you know, that could be the point of the joke anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm like you in terms of very pessimistic.
about our justice system, and I feel like for good reason, you know, but...
I can't wait to see Paul Walker Houser play him in a movie, though.
That's going to be good.
Yeah, man, Clint East would be all over that.
Sure, sure would.
He surely can't have too much time left, but...
Well, what, dude?
I know.
It's too.
90-something years old.
Of course.
Let's see here.
Do you watch his newest one?
No, crap.
macho? No, I haven't. I fucking loved that Richard
Jewel movie. I thought it was really good. Clint Eastwood. Kathy Bates
tore me two pieces. I guarantee. She'll do that, man. She
broke me down completely.
That is mama. Boom Docks Dragon says one day y'all are going to sack up and come on to
Mississippi. Yeah, we've been to Mississippi before. It is. We play Oxford.
We came back, though. It's a Mississippi shirt I'm wearing right here, matter of fact.
Yeah, I was about saying, we play Oxford every year. We just, you know, we had this
pandemic on and stuff.
Yeah, but we will be back.
Let's see.
Somebody said, you idiots do comedy?
Yeah, we do.
How about that?
Somebody said, I miss Mark's wallpaper.
His wallpaper will be back.
It is, I do love Mark's wallpaper.
It's very fashionable.
Let's see.
Actually, there you go, Cho, you're getting set straight.
On the internet, imagine that.
uh samuel glass i think it's glass junior says actually oat milk's not that much more than regular milk plus my big fat gut thanks me more okay that's my bad dude i'll be honest with you i have no idea i i've never i don't think i've ever gotten it for my house but i get it with my like in my coffee when i go out sometimes and i just always assume like oh this is the more expensive i'm making the fucking uppity choice here but that's actually good to know because i do i like oat milk a lot it's very tasty
Christopher Ryan says, damn, I'm from Lexington.
Where are you playing?
The Comedy Club is called Comedy Off Broadway.
Yep.
I don't know enough about Lexington to tell you what part of town it's in or anything.
I don't really either.
I think there's some horse stuff somewhere out there.
Generally speaking, you know, Lexington, some basketball stuff, some horse stuff.
It's right next to a...
There's blue grass around.
It's right next to that big...
Yeah, Bill Monroe's grave.
It's right next to that big hotel that's attached to that really nice seafood restaurant.
if that helps anybody um but yeah comedy off broadway just go to the website and yeah you'll
say yeah i'm sure you all know it's a great club we recorded our album there it's so great
sean a says good job good job filling in for smart mark corey and i agree a couple people are
asking do you see the new bond movie i didn't not yet not yet not yet i do too i want to i've
actually been uh rewatching all the daniel craig ones just to be in like super prime bond mode
I got to see the Eternals first because that's the one that like, you know,
all my friends are talking about because it's Marvel and I don't want to, you know,
walk in any spoiler.
So I got to see Eternals first.
Then I'm going to see The New Bond.
And I still got to see Last Duel.
I'm way behind, man.
I haven't seen any of those either.
And I'm right there with you.
Let's watch Last Duel together.
Okay.
If it's still in a theater when we get there.
That's true.
Bonnie Elliott says, I have enjoyed your sub partner.
It's funny you say that.
No, God damn.
Because May and M have partnered on.
many a submarine sandwich in a hotel room after midnight before.
Use the iron as a table.
Yeah.
The ironing board is a table.
A whole sandwich spread out on the ironing board, you know, really make it happen.
Yes, we've done that plenty of times.
Usually it's tears eventually in shame.
But before that, it's Italian meats and condiments and breads.
Yes, my subpartner, we truly finish each other sandwiches.
But I agree he is smart.
And look at them cheeks.
They're getting smaller for God's sakes
Aren't they?
Yes, they are.
I just don't think
Your cheeks
ain't never gonna get that small
No, they're not
That's just the shape of your face.
I've got high cheek bones
Like that's just
That's perfect
No it don't hit
I'm a hit
Ask any grandma on planet Earth
And they'll say something different
That's great
Those are the ideal cheeks
I know
I'm just such a fat fucking loser
My whole face is taking up the screen
Uh
Let's see here
Let's see here
Can't wait to see you come to Portland
We'll be there in April
April 14th through the 16th
Go to well-read comedy.com
Look at
I do this a lot
What?
What you were doing?
Constantly doing great
No no no I just I know those dates
Oh
Yeah
I'm glad somebody mentioned this actually
For the YouTube audience
Just so everybody knows
I appealed this
And they just never responded
because they don't have to because they're YouTube.
But last week's episode got pulled by YouTube immediately,
and it's still not up there, even though I appealed it.
And the only reason I was given was medical misinformation, just so everybody knows.
And if you watched last week, before it got pulled,
or if you saw it on Facebook or whatever,
me and Mark talked about Ivermectin and how stupid it is, you know,
as we've done before.
But we showed a clip of a congressman,
bitching about not being able to get ivermectin and then we made fun of him and called him a dumbass
but the way that like algorithms and shit work i mean that's all i can figure is that it had something
to do with the way we talked about ivermectin like we were joking about it but they didn't know we
were joke or something i don't know many of my videos pulled or flag when i'm doing when i'm
clear dude i'm even wearing a wig right i mean like i'm clearly doing a character i've had that
happen before too but usually in my experience i always appeal those things and they usually
put them back up, but YouTube hasn't put this one back up, so I don't know. But I don't know
what valid reason it could have been. But anyway, hope it doesn't happen this week since
the Cho was lovely enough to join us. And thank you for filling in, Cho. We love you dearly.
And get your weekly skews t-shirt at weekly skews.com. And yeah, come on back.
Man Smart Mark will be here and it won't be long for Corey returns. Thank you. Trey, I love you.
I love you, too. See you. Bye.
