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What's up, everybody, welcome back.
Happy Tuesday to you.
It is December 13th, 2022.
I'm Trey Crowder, and that's Mark Audey.
What's up, Mark?
What's up, Trey?
We got some good news to talk about today.
I'll get to that in a minute.
We always love to talk about good news here.
It's like its own brand for us.
Absolutely.
We're always funny and positive here.
We did our patron.
episode on Friday before we get the good news about all the different attacks on the power grid
infrastructure. I'm talking about started with more North Carolina and like we don't know who did
that yet, but I was making my case that's right wing psychos. And after we did that episode,
another news story dropped. It turns out there were five separate intrusions and attacks on
power substations in Florida in September that we just found out about. Right. Like, yeah,
like Mark said, our Patreon episode last week was about these like right wing attacks on power
substations. It's more than just the one in North Carolina. And now he's found some more here. And like, I'm not going to lie, this shit's starting to freak me out a little bit. It seems like they're really up to something out here, Mark. And I'm not, I'm not comfortable with it. With these five, they take it up to at least 13. I can count off the top of my head in the past, you know, 16, I think, some of which they've been arrest for, and they turn out to be Adam Woff and Nazis and stuff. And we're under attack.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is some deep web organizing shit.
We're going to talk about that earlier about how openly this stuff's happening on the internet.
But yeah, it's wild.
And also I want to say rest in peace, Grant Wall.
If you don't know, he's a sports reporter, soccer writer who is in Qatar covering the World Cup.
And he got kicked out of a match for wearing a rainbow flag shirt because Qatar is horribly homophobic and abuse of the gay community there.
and his brother happens to be gay.
And so that was small act of protest was met with vicious overreaction.
And also, he was very critical of them using slave labor.
And then he turned up dead.
Now, his brother had making noise, he suspected it was foul play.
But I guess the autopsy so far say it was natural causes.
But like what?
They don't, not like no specific still yet?
Like what the natural causes were?
That's fishy.
Hell of a coincidence that a big critic of your autocratic regime drops dead while he's in your
country. But no evidence of anything. So I'll try not to go off a conspiracy deep end. I will
just say that if you want to make states know how to make people dead without looking bad,
so whatever. For the good news, there's a break-few and cold fusion this week, Trey. It's not
nearly close to being commercial, probably decades away from it, you know, being able to solve
all over energy problems. But while our mass media is organized around making us think that
billionaires are going to lead us into the future, some work-a-day scientists, just fucking
and trying to save humanity from themselves.
And we keep inventing our way out of problems
and thinking there was never a problem.
Eventually,
eventually we're going to fucking run up against it.
But hopefully this will solve the near-term problem
because at least in my lifetime,
we'll not have to flee north.
Yeah, right.
That's why I've always just sort of had to tell myself
about, you know, the apocalyptic trends and whatnot
and climate change on.
I'm like, well, somebody, some smart person is going to figure that out, you know, somewhere,
they'll figure something out.
But so you're saying like cold fusion, it's not commercially viable or whatever, but you're
saying they've like cracked it because that's like a big fucking deal, right?
Yeah.
For the first time, they're able to do a cold fusion reaction.
This is under the, this is under the framework of weapons research, which is pretty
much the way the government does.
Yeah.
It's the only way.
But they were able to generate more energy from a cold fusion reaction than it took to make
it for the first time.
That's incredible.
That's a pretty incredible breakthrough.
But like the, I don't understand.
I'm side's dumb.
But like they're only able to fire the laser once every X amount of times and they're
generated enough energy to power something.
It's got a bit of fired multiple times per like second.
So.
Right.
Yeah.
Lasers, man.
I don't know.
Lysers.
What are you going to do?
There's also a breakthrough in cancer vaccine.
It looks like I might have, I might have an MRI skin cancer vaccine soon.
So science is still out there doing it.
Well, the rest of our culture is a diving head first back into the dark.
ages. So hopefully we can balance those things out a little bit. Yeah. I hope people don't
start, you know, setting their labs on fire and shit like that. Oh, yeah. You know, as long as they
keep letting science do science, maybe they'll continue to come up with some good shit. But a lot of
people, not into that. They don't like science doing science at all. Now, DeSantis announced
today he's starting like an anti-CDC to investigate all the crimes committed under MRI research.
So all these psychos will still be resistant to getting an MRI vaccine for the rest of us are turning
get mortal and fighting off cancers, like whatever.
This is a funny thing.
I wanted to show the video,
but Trey rightfully flagged it that it would get
us dame for copyright infringement
because there's a Lady Gaga song on it.
So Biden signed the respect for marriage act today,
which does some good stuff with gay marriage,
not good enough, but whatever helps,
and interracial marriage.
And they had the signing ceremony,
and after he finished this signing it,
somebody had the bright idea to play Lady Gaga's born this way.
And Biden's face while they go, he doesn't, they're playing Lady Gaga, you're just sort of like, what?
Yeah, it's a very papal face that he makes when it comes on.
Yeah.
Mayor Pete was there, so it's a cool moment for him.
And Kristen Sinole was there, who happens to be bisexual, so she was at the signing.
And right when the part of the Gaga song hits where she goes, don't be a drag, be a queen, don't be a drag, be a queen is when Biden's talking to her.
So I thought that was fucking perfect.
Anyway, all that made me very happy.
Sam Smith sang, so did
Cindy Lauper.
They gayed up at the White House,
Trady a minute gay and it's awesome.
Gane it up.
I love it when things get gayed up.
Also love it when Mark's got good news
and it's happy and smiling.
It really is Christmas time.
All right, well, let's get into it with us
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Okay.
As for the show tonight, new treason text just dropped y'all in case you missed it.
There's a whole batch of new messages from Trump, Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows' phone.
And y'all ain't going to believe this, but they almost seem to indicate that the Republicans in Congress were actively
trying to steal the 2020 election for Donald Trump.
Crazy, I know.
We'll get into the details a little later.
But first, of course, we begin with the Daily Dumbass.
Matt, graphic, please.
Tonight's D.D.
Me, for going out of my way and driving all the way down to the butt plug store
when I could have just been hitting up CVS this whole time.
That's right.
It's who else?
Marjorie Taylor Green, everybody.
By the way, you can pick up a bus.
Bud plug or Dildo at Target and CPS nowadays.
I don't even know how we got here.
Okay, married.
Sorry.
I think they still be.
So, in case you missed it, right there, right before Matt just paused.
She says, I don't even know how we got here.
And I'm pretty certain you can hear a dude in the crowd go, gay marriage.
It's simple.
You let the gays get married, then there's butt plugs at Target.
who knows what's next but like unironically though they think and say
dude i went through these seven state the five stages of grief except for amusement here
because i learned a lot of different stuff yeah at first it was like she's making this up right
what is this what is this fucking dumb lady carried on about and then it turns out that's not
true um uh it turns out vice looked checked it out vice news and uh they've all been carrying um
like sex toys
a lender lube and condom section since
like 2011, 2012 at CBS
Walgreens Croger's Safeway Target at Walmart
and so then my second thought was
well the reason I didn't know that
is because I didn't go shopping
for butt plugs. I wasn't
I didn't know butt plugs or CPS because I wasn't
looking at butt plugs and my wife and I don't want to use condoms
so like I had no idea
this was happening and I was like well how did
she find out it was happening? Right.
The third layer of this is like was she shopping
for butt plugs at Target and so what was it?
And so then it turns out she must have found out because Tucker Carlson did a segment on this the night before because he just learned about it, which made me think is Tucker fucking looking at Buck for Buck Plug is to see if.
I mean, you are right.
It does sort of beg the question.
Like if they've been offered in these chains for 10 plus years already, which it's been proven that they have, then like, why are they just talking about it now?
It's also, it's funny to me before we watch the Tucker thing.
It's funny to me to think that it's like real butt plug enthusiast.
I'm sure don't traffic in the Target type butt plugs.
You know what I mean?
These are like these have got to be like vanilla entry level, you know,
these are starter butt plugs if you're getting them from Target.
I feel like like real pros are still going to, you know,
butt plugs are us or whatever or somewhere on the internet and getting that,
getting that high dollar top shelf item.
But it's nice that just regular day to day people can get their butt plugs.
when they go, you know, pick up their cold medicine and whatnot.
Yeah, I mean, if you're, if you're really into it, you've got to get the one with a two-cycle
engine and an alternator and shit.
So, yeah, but yeah, but if you just want to dip your butt hole in the waters of butt play,
yeah, you get the one from Target.
But I wouldn't have found the Tucker clip because I wanted to watch it, and you've got to see
this.
This is a fucking commercial for butt plugs.
Like, what you get to watch this is this?
The producer for a producer for Tucker Carlson tonight happened to notice that CVS is now
selling this toy.
It appear to be a relative bargain.
For example, there's a tush-cush for $11.97, though the accompanying lotion that goes with it will set you back an additional $1197.
And if you've got the cash right there in the middle, the buzzy butt will run you $325 information.
Just wanted you to know about New York.
But it's it's immoral to sell marlboros, Trace, just so you know.
Thank you for your...
You're right.
It is like, you know, God damn, that's a deal.
Like, it literally sounds like he's pitching these things.
You know, like the conceit of it is sort of like, yeah, they're not that expensive either.
It's not that bad.
Tush, cush, buzzy butt.
What more do you want?
Today there's a guy, like, accounts payable, a receivable office at like corporate CVS,
noticing like a 43% uptick, upticks and butt, tush buzz or whatever.
And the buzzy butt, yeah.
Buzzy butt's moving like crazy, like, well, it is Christmas time, you know, like Christmas right around the corner.
It's not that weird.
We see an uptick and buzzy butt.
but sales, I guess.
His little marble thing is like indicative of like something, though, because I don't really
have a huge stance with the drugstores to sell cigarettes or not.
I get how it's sort of a, it goes against their brand as a health place.
But like, yeah, if you're going to pick one to sell more or less immoral, the, what's the name
of it again, Trey, the Buzzy Butte?
Buzzy Butte.
Buzzy But I've never heard of a Buzzy But killing anyone.
Marble's killed millions of people.
So like, I don't know.
Yeah, well, it's like, if the reverse was true, like, you know what I mean?
It's like, oh, so you can sell Marlbrils, but you can't sell a Buzzy But, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't feel like, yeah, it's like, no, you know, America, freedom, sell them all, right?
That's what Tucker should think.
You shouldn't be against the Buzzy But they should be for it and cigarettes all in the same place.
But it's also crazy to me to like, these people are ostensibly anti-pleasure sex in all forms, you know, whether it be gay sex or non-becer sex or non.
I'm not sex outside of marriage, non-procreative sex, or even blowjobs, a lot of them, you know, pre-marital sex, uh, buzzy butts.
These people, all they fucking think about is sex.
They're all so fucking repressed, you know what I mean?
Like, clearly, like, yeah, they definitely think about sex more on average than we do, I would guarantee it, because it's so, like, fucking, you know, weird and demonized in their heads that makes it, like, wrong and people think about shit that's wrong, especially.
when the stuff the wrong involves your butthole
and whatnot, you know?
Yeah.
It's going to, yeah, we're going to get to you.
We just had like a two-week news cycle where they had the Twitter
files thing where it's like they're talking about Hunter Biden's
dick and sex tapes and stuff.
And then everyone else is like, L.O.L. bro, why you're so worried about Hunter's
dick?
And they go, oh, it's not about the dick.
It's about principle.
We're not obsessed with sex.
And then I saw this clip of Jesse Waters on Fox.
And look how fucking horny these pervers are.
It's all they think about.
Hunter went right up to McCarthy.
he's mom and introduced himself
tried laying down
some of that famous Biden charm.
I've seen Hunter's videos. I wouldn't
want him anywhere near my
mom.
Hunter Biden,
please don't fuck our moms.
We know how much you get down.
We've seen that dick and what
you do with it. No,
sir. Not around me. Never.
Me, maybe.
We could party, but not my mom. That's too much.
yeah it's the i don't know man it's like i've seen i've watched hunter fuck a lot and i don't want him near my
why are you watching that shit man what the fuck you get it anyway apparently uh hunter's really well hung
i haven't looked at the pictures but uh i guess that's we got them guess i'm so relative but yeah
i don't know all right our first honorable mention for daily dumb ass is uh once again everything
else for being the same as slavery and stuff like that parentheses which isn't it wasn't that bad
So, yeah, there we go.
You'll understand in just a second.
You know, the plantation owner who said, I need cotton, and you're going to pick it, is morally equivalent to person today who says, I don't want to get sick, so you have to take the jab.
I am placing, it is, it is, and I want to be clear that I mean exactly what I just said.
It's not a gaff.
I mean it.
You are equivalent to a plantation.
owner who enslaved black people and forced them to work for you.
Okay.
If you today as a medical professional.
My favorite part is definitely that middle part where he like, you know, it's like,
I want to make it very clear.
This is not a gaffe.
I mean this completely.
It's like he knows how absurd it is, but it's still doubling down on it.
You know, it's also makes me wonder if like they had some kind of meeting where it's like,
okay, let's maybe cool off on the Holocaust comparisons for a minute, you know, with the vaccine
mandates.
Like we did.
It's getting kind of weird.
out here with all that stuff lately.
So I think we should pivot maybe to
what do you got? And somebody's like, slavery?
Like, that's perfect. That's always a good
plan B for these comparisons.
I don't know in what universe
you know, thinking
people should get vaccinated during a
pandemic is the same as
being a plantation owner.
But, yeah,
here we are. This is a
guy in Minnesota, a
Minnesota Republican.
A representative, state
representative in Minnesota. Walter Hudson. Yeah, he was elected by like 25% in some fucking
psychotic district. So remember he said, this is not a gap. I mean what I'm saying. He went
on a local radio station to talk about this and he leaned into it even further. And he compared
it to, he made another analogy where he said, if my wife's boss demands a sexual favor as
a condition for her continued employment, we all recognize that's deeply immoral and ought to be
illegal. There's a principle here. And I've got to ask,
What's the fucking principle?
Yeah, right.
I keep going back to this.
These guys insist on, like, labor laws.
We can fire anyone for any reason.
Right.
Except, you know, they like,
they would like to carve out for being racist.
And then they want to carve out for I should be able to give you COVID.
Yeah, I think like in their minds, and again, I, you know,
I was trying to make sense of this shit as a fool's Aaron.
But, like, I think in their minds, it's like both slave.
and his wife's hypothetical boss demanding sexual favors are like forcing you to do a thing with your body that you don't want to do, which is what getting the vaccine is to them, I think is how it works in their brain.
But of course, it's like it's hilariously evident that those are false equivalences to say the very least.
I mean, slavery, yeah, I don't feel like that's approaching the same thing.
It feels like a little bit more extreme to me owning slaves, but you know, what do I know?
Yeah, because also if you don't want to get the vaccine to keep your job, you have the option to quit and literally not work, which is not a choice in slavery.
So it's like, but it's like if you're in a philosophy class, you might think you're smart making the point where slaves are forced to do stuff and I'm being forced to do stuff.
But like, we're all forced to do stuff all the time.
It'd be like, what do you mean I can't wear no shirt, no shoes in the store?
That's slavery.
It's like it's the same thing.
drive after drinking you know what i mean yeah like i want to get drunk and drive this is american
and people say no you can't because it might impact other people i just don't see how it's any
different but you know they're all limited also like dude most republicans would be totally down
with slavery if they somehow got it on the dot like if bezos was like i found a way to have slaves
you know uh they would uh they'd definitely back him up on that yeah uh yeah these guys
this guy loves his uh fucking specious analogies here's
one from last year. He tweeted
this out, trying to help sick friends
find unsanctioned early
treatments feels categorically similar
to hiding Jews in my attic.
There it is.
There it is.
He was just switching it up a little bit with the
slavery thing. He'd already been on
the Holocaust comparison
to it for a minute now, so he just had to
freshen it up some. So he went
with slavery and then rape.
So yeah, that's his three
that's his three comparison for COVID mandates.
Holocaust, slavery, right.
The idea that like, we always have a really narrow definition of freedom in America.
Freedom's always defined as a freedom to and not a freedom from, right?
You have a freedom to carry a gun into a grocery store.
You don't have a freedom from hunger, for example, right?
So that's one example.
But also, like, I have a freedom to not get the vaccine and still keep my job.
you don't have a freedom from a COVID unsafe workplace right because it's not just his boss his co-workers involved in this decision too there's like no obligation to other people that's what they want the freedom to they want the freedom to not have to care about anyone fucking else absolutely that's like the central like motivating factor I feel like with all of their shit is what you just said like just the complete inability to care about anybody else you know like it's just it's all about what directs them
or if affects them personally
and it's behind
so many
of their bullshit stances
I feel like is that core
tenant right there
I saw a reporter from
his area saying this guy is trying very
it's going back to it's not a gaff thing
he's trying very hard to be in Minnesota's
Marjor Taylor Green
and along that tip
he's like he's wanting to keep around he's a rising
star he's called because
Minnesota
still has legal abortion
but surrounding
states like for example
Wisconsin is struggling to figure out
of like a law from like to 1800 or whatever still counts
so like there's like
so people are fleeing from Wisconsin to
Minnesota to get medical care
he's called for murder charges
for people that come from out of state to get abortions
anyone that helps including companies that play for the
because some some corporations agree to reimburse
employees for expenses when they travel
and he's calling for like anyone
involved in it. So I guess if a person gets on a flight, the Spirit Airlines pilot could be
hauled up on murder charges for flying a pregnant woman across state lines. Right.
Anyway, along that lines, he's, he tweeted this out because Dick Sporting Goods pledged up to
$4,000 travel expenses for employees. He tweeted out Dick Sporting Goods desperately wants to
kill children, which is just deeply funny sentence to me. Yeah, it's also like, you
know, that they, them flipping out about all those companies offering reimbursement for employees to get
abortions or whatever is, it's like, that's a very like corporate capitalistic policy, I feel
like, because it's like, you know, pregnant employees that's going to cost them more money.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if their employees are getting pregnant and you got maternity leaving all that shit that they
would rather not deal with and it like makes business sense for them to just pay for it.
And, you know, it's like the type of free market, you know, thinking that you would assume that
they'd be all on board with, but yeah, it has to do with abortion. So it's the exact opposite.
Yeah, but I guess it solves that problem. We've got sued 10 times last year for firing women for
getting pregnant. I have a solution for that. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it's probably as, I mean,
companies only do stuff for the money, but also it's just like it's, it's, these are called benefits
for a reason. And you offer them to people to make it your job more appealing. So people will want to
work for you, right? If nobody, employees, you want this benefit, it would nobody, they wouldn't
offer it. So yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I mean, dude, like, I'm glad they do it, obviously.
I'm just saying that, like, I don't feel like any kind of move like this is ever ultimately motivated by much of anything other than, you know, the bottom line or whatever.
Do you know why we have employee provided health insurance?
It's like my understanding, and I apologize we have the rough edge of this wrong here, but like during World War II, there's, in effect, the salary cap because the government was like, you know, everything was getting rationed and they were taxed and should have the people to pay for the war effort.
So to get around that, companies offered health benefits as a way to attract employees, highly desirable employees, because they put a loophole in the tax code that had a national salary cap, and this is a work rate around it.
So because of a loophole, we have a shitty health care system, and this is just another way of working around the system to try to offer your employees benefits in a time where, you know, it's an intense labor market, competition.
Everybody's seeing the employment rate super low and people are going on strike and demanding raises.
So, yeah, Dix is just trying to stay afloat with their little.
sporting goods operations, guys call them murders.
Yep.
Well, you know, you'll have that with these people.
All right, let's get into it.
As I said, new messages from Mark Meadows related to January 6th and the events leading
up to it.
And there's a whole bevy of Republican Congress people further implicated in these
new releases, many of which we knew already.
But there's a whole big bunch of new messages that shed more light on
just how much of a sorry-ass operation this was.
So this text got leaked to talking points memo.
Like that's the logo you saw on the screen TPM, which is like a liberal blog.
And I don't know why they'd show.
This is from the J-Six committee.
And I'm not sure why they chose TPM.
But I did, before we get into the actual story, I had a really fun half an hour this
afternoon where I was trying to figure out because talking about what's memo is run by a guy
named Josh Marshall.
And I was like, wait, Josh Marshall had some weird internet porn thing.
And I was like, wait, I remember two Washington reporter porn things.
Is it the tenacle porn guy?
I was like, no, it's not the tenacle porn guy.
Josh Marshall was watching porn actually tweeting out a porn uplink.
And it was actually pretty cool because when a reporter from like,
everybody's making fun of him, like he had one of the, he was the main character,
Twitter for like six hours, I made making fun of him.
And then another reporter called him and asked about it.
He's like, you know what?
I watch porn.
Everybody watches porn.
I'm going to be ashamed of this and he'll go away in like times.
He didn't say it was happened.
Well, because you, so this dude, this dude,
it's liberal, presumably, he runs a liberal blog or whatever, he's a liberal, yeah, right.
Well, that's like, you know, that's how you or respond to that if you're not like a, you know,
sexually repressed, hypocritical lunatic where sex is concerned.
Like, that's the only way.
I mean, it is, that is a bit of a nightmare.
I feel like for most people accidentally tweaking out a porn link and then becoming a trending topic
and everybody roasting you for, you know, jerking it mobily or whatever.
But yeah, as far as how you handle it, I mean, that's the only play right there.
And it went away almost immediately, which is a lesson here.
Everyone else should take because it wasn't even anything, it wasn't anything to be embarrassed about it.
It was just like two nice ladies having a good time.
But then I was like, those wrecking up A and trying to remember who the tentacle porn guy was.
And then I see another report talking about this exact same story named Kurt Eichenwald.
And I was like, Kurt Eikenwall, he's the guy that tweeted out a screen grab of his computer with a link that said tentacle porn in it.
All right, so my afternoon came full circle.
Anyway, to the story.
It's nice when things work out, you know.
Yeah, I'll put it out in the universe and answer my question.
So these texts came out, some of which we already knew,
but I think the deep question, the true question of our age is,
do these people actually believe this shit or are they just pretending?
That was the main thing that I wanted to, you know, talk about with you is that very question.
Because you read through these text messages and it's like, yeah, it certainly seems like,
many of them at least genuinely believe all this crazy shit, you know.
Yeah.
So there's a little bit of actual news here, which we'll get to.
But yeah, the premise for a patron episode on Friday was talking about, like, basically
how we're surrounded by tons of right-wing psychos.
We're all talking to each other on the dark web.
And we don't see them all the time until they shoot out our power stations.
But they're also in our government.
Yeah.
So somebody has already been released, but not all of them, but they just don't them in a batch to
talk about what's memo.
But so far, they look through like 364.
text messages from members of Congress, and 95 responses from Meadows, which is just funny
because he's being annoyed by these crazy congressmen, semi-ghosting them, even though Meadows
seems to believe some of it.
Fox News personalities are in there, a bunch of media figures, but the full scope of it had
been known.
One of them, this guy made me laugh, Ralph Norman, who, he's like a 70-year-old guy who's fairly
new to Congress. He took over for, who did he take over for? I'll take you a second, sorry.
One of those congressmen got promoted to Trump's administration. He's in the South Carolina's
5th District. He took over from McBulvaney. That's who he took over for. But so he
tweeted, texted Mark Meadows, telling him to invoke martial law. He's called Marshall wrong.
They always spell it wrong
And I'm like
We are really really going to be ruled
But people didn't understand
Like what is you think martial law is like
Spell putting Marshal Raylan Givens in charge
Or like
Yeah
But giving it to the U.S. Marshals
Handing control over to them
Yeah
U.S. marshals, they've got better law
So they've got like the best law
So we need to institute
Their type of law
Which is of course referred to
Yeah
As Marshall Law
It's not a bad name
for like a procedural.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That main character's last name is Marge, like you said.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, martial law.
We should pitch that to CBS.
I'm making out of it.
Anyway, go ahead.
Without looking it up,
I'm going to bet there's a CBS or ABC procedural in the 70s called martial law.
I will bet.
You're probably right.
So whenever I find out one of these psychos,
the first place I go is Wikipedia,
which isn't like a perfect research point,
but it's a good place to get the broad strokes of what someone's about.
And literally the first thing under his tenure section of his Wikipedia is sexual
assault joke um so yeah we're off to a good start what happened was during when during britt
cabinol's nomination fight um he uh he was at an election debate for the republican nomination
of primary debate and he started the debate by asking the audience did y'all hear about this
late breaking news in the cavernal hearings ruth bader ginsberg came out saying she was groped by
abraham lincoln all right so that's that that that happened before he said that and then got the
nomination then got elected um i love that the the perfect like uh like uh 80s comic
format of that you know what i mean it's like you guys hear about this you guys hearing this
and then uh yeah with the lincoln reference and everything i was i got admit i was a little
surprised and uh i guess very mildly impressed at the fact that i unless i missed it
is wikipedia does not have a hitler section no comments about hitler
section, which I was surprised because that turns up a lot, you know, a praising Hitler section
of the Wikipedia, and he at least has avoided that.
He did have a meeting with Mom's Demand Action, was a gun control group, and took out his
gun from his desk and put it on the table.
So, yeah.
He was trying to make a point that guns aren't the problem.
Here, I have a gun, and I'm not killing you, but you could see how that would be considered
the threat.
That's crazy.
Because I'm assuming that many of those in that.
group like that, especially at the high level, like the, you know, the, the people that are going and meeting with elected officials and stuff and a, you know, a mother's four gun control type group. Like, they've probably been affected by the shit or, you know, in some way. And then for this to pull a gun out and put it on the table while meeting with them as wild. He also, he also backed Steve King, right, which in Steve King was like a big white supremacist, big racist. So, you know,
he's yeah he's he's he's in there he just hasn't got to hitler yet i assume it'll come up at some
yeah steve king famously kept a confederate flag in his office even though he's a congressman from
iowa iowa yeah uh it doesn't it's not good to have you from anywhere but it's pretty
explicable there's only one absolutely look in iowa yeah uh so a guy that crazy was texting the white
house chief of staff uh uh uh or getting or sending urgent text to invoke
martial law spelled incorrectly and apparently got a warm reception from the president's chief of
staff that's the takeaway here another big player in here is uh the freedom caucus chair scott
perry who appears to be fully off the fucking deep end he was fully in on like the uh italian spy
satellites over throwing the election he thought the CA teamed up with united kingdom to
throw the election um he he was he was urging to seize all the voting machines in pennsylvania
Georgia and Arizona.
He was texting like 30 times an hour.
He's fully fucking insane.
He tried to, this is very weird because he thought CIA director Gina Haspel
was one of the people secretly behind rigging the election.
But also the people he wanted to put in charge and overseeing the recount was a group
called National Endowment for Democracy, which is a grant making operation for foreign
NGOs. On the board
sits Elise Stefonic, who's
Republican Congress from New York, and Elliot Abrams, who
was the psycho, who was
involved in Iran-Contra and the
School for Americas and all the coup shit,
South America in the 80s, and
didn't get, he was sentenced
for Iran-Contra, but then pardoned, anyway, Trump
putting back in the administration when he got elected
because, of course, he did. What I'm saying is, like,
he thinks the CIA over through the election,
but this organization clearly reads to me
like a CIA front. They're handing out money to
overseas groups,
who want to fight socialism, comment.
This guy doesn't even know anything about how the world works or how the government works.
And he's in the government.
It's probably the fifth most powerful Republican in Congress right now.
Right.
This is like, this is a perfect example of what we mentioned earlier to me.
It's like reading through these in the article and stuff from this guy in particular,
it was like in my head, I was like, this guy seems like he really believes all this crazy shit.
Because like, honestly, with these, with actual Congress people and stuff like that who were wrapped up in January,
six. I figured that most of them, you know, knew that it was some bullshit, but we're just trying to play the card anyway because they thought they could get away with it. You know what I mean? Like they wanted Trump to remain president and they were going to come hell or high water. They were going to figure out a way to justify that. And the truth was immaterial to them. Right. And I think a lot of them are that way. But I'm saying and reading through this and with this guy in particular, I started thinking, I was like, dude, some of these people like 100% actually believe this shit in their head.
And that's like way scarier, honestly, because I don't know which one's worse.
They're both pretty damn bad.
But having, like you said, a high level, you know, relatively powerful Republican congressman
who is fully roped into like hardcore deep web conspiracy theories and shit.
And trying to use those to justify a literal coup is, that's some wild, wild shit right there.
Yeah.
So you remember the release the Cracking Lady, Sidney Powell?
yeah of course
the one who was like
on the lamb ducking subpoenas
from Dominion voting systems
because they sued her
trying to sue her for $1.4 billion
or whatever
they finally caught her
and had to like trap her in her
draft way and shove the subpoena
through the fucking car window
so he apparently is the one
who suggested Trump hook up
with Sidney Powell
so the one thing you did get accomplished
from this is ruining Cindy Powell's
fucking life so to that I say thank you sir
so another big player here is Andy Biggs
who appears to be somewhere between
like true believer and just cynical power grabber
he was trying to overthrow the election in Arizona
and he said had some crazy shit in there
like thinking that a bunch of illegal immigrants
undocumented immigrants voted
and somehow complaining about Native Americans voting
which I don't really underneath it
Yeah, it's like, are they, are they not supposed to be able to?
And this guy said, he's like, they voted in their own, they got their own elections.
We let them have that.
That's how it works.
They're not supposed to be voting in ours.
He did.
They're not real Americans.
The Native Americans.
Yeah, the ones here at first, don't care.
But he was like, he didn't have any sort of spin on it.
He just sort of pointed out the Native Americans voted.
And I guess Mark Meadows is supposed to understand his implication, I don't, I couldn't even, I couldn't even read me racism to it.
It's just like, hey, Native Americans voted.
Okay.
The craziest part of this was the independent state legislature theory.
He was a big proponent of that, which we talked about a couple weeks ago.
There's a Supreme Court case they're arguing about right now about the Constitution
gives the power of state legislatures to set the parameters for an election.
But they're saying they have all the power, meaning even if they set their state constitution
to require voting, they can decide not to count the votes and fucking do whatever they want
because the Constitution is to state legislatures, which means this.
the state legislatures wouldn't have to follow the own constitutions that the state
legislatures devise and set up, which doesn't make any fucking sense.
Right.
But anyway, so that at least has a legal framework.
That's the thing is, like, when you talk about the election being rigged and all these different
types of psychos, they're saying different types of stuff, like, you got the QAnon people
that thing was Italian satellites and the CIA, right?
You've got the federalist society types who think about the, talk about the independent state
legislature theory and how, like, the founders didn't foresee mail voting and all this
shit and then you got like
part of what Elon's doing with the Twitter files
is when people like Trump say the election was rigged
to includes big tech censorship in that
so part of what Elon's laying out is that
January 6th was justified because some right wing
counts were diminished on Twitter because that was part
of the rigging, right? So it's like
there's so many flavors of psycho in this movement
that it's hard to keep them all straight to see which part
of they believe or whether they believe all of it even though
some parts are mutually exclusive.
Yeah, because it's wild to me to think
Like where if you're one of these people
Wherever they're at on the Looney spectrum
And some of them there is no line
But it's just weird
Like I wonder where the line is for some of them
Do you know what I mean?
Like they're used to say,
I believe all this other shit
But they're like Italian spy satellites
That's clearly made up
You know, whatever
But the Dominion voting machines
Hey, something's fucky there
It just feels like you'd either be down the rabbit hole completely
Or you know have a brain that works
to me.
But you're right, though.
They are, they clearly are,
they do exist on that.
Yeah.
This,
this was already public,
but the,
Kevin McCarthy's response to it was public,
but not the what he was responding to.
But when,
this guy, Andy Biggs is pitching him on the idea
of using the independent state legislature theory
so the legislatures and the governors
can just throw the election to Trump
and ignore the fucking voters,
Meadows responded,
I love it.
So,
can you remember,
imagine going to prison because you respond and love it to a fucking illegal plan that
yeah a lot of the it definitely you know mark meadows was obviously like he was pretty busy
when all this was going on but a lot of these it felt like he was just sort of placating them or something
because yeah he's just like okay yeah sounds good all right like it you know and i feel like
he's on the other end like jesus fucking christ yeah i get one more text message from scott perry
today i'm not trying to make up excuses for him it just doesn't know like he's yeah it probably
was like that because there are other text messages
from people who aren't in on this conspiracy
theory where he seems like go along
and get along with them too, right?
Yeah.
He just, Meadows is clearly just trying to get to
January 20th at noons. He can fucking just leave
and wash his hands of this and twist it.
And Trump's good enough graces with Trump
so you can make a bunch of money off of him, which he has.
He runs like some of his packs that Trump runs his money
through. So, but
in Georgia,
so apparently
Meadows was texting with a guy named Jordan Fuchs
who's Brad Raffensberger. He's the Georgia Secretary
I've stated would not go along with any of this stuff.
Trump's infamous phone call with Georgia that is being investigated, apparently Meadows was
live texting the phone call with Jordan Fuchs.
And here's their takeaway.
Here's where they're texting in the middle of this phone call.
We should, Jordan Fuchs, we should end this call.
I don't think this will be productive much longer.
Meadows.
Okay.
Let's save the relationship.
Thank you.
Wow.
So here's this Jordan Fuchs guy being like, hey,
this call is being recorded, can you please stop doing this so we can all not be implicated
in any sort of criminal trial? And Meadows is like, okay. And then the gas says, wow, when the phone
calls over. So they all knew it was bad at the fucking time. Well, dude, you know Mark Meadows
couldn't do shit to get Trump off that phone at that particular moment. You know what
I mean? Like texting being like, hey, you know, rain him in. You know what I mean? It's like,
you can't do that shit. There ain't no way. Now, Don Jr. was all
up in Mark Meadows text
about Georgia too
and he was also
fully bought into
this independent state
legislation theory
but so
which brings us
to Marjor Taylor Green
all right
because this doesn't
anything to do
with the text messages
but I just want to talk
about a few ways
in which January 6th
is ongoing
okay
this is Mark
that same speech
or large brain
Marge talked about
butt plugs
we talked about
the beginning of the
show
that was at a dinner
host about
the New York
Young Republican Club
where she was
being awarded
the Richard M. Nixon Prize for public service.
I mean, I guess I can't argue with that, really.
Like, that, you know, that seems fair.
She's a valid recipient of that particular award from where I'm sitting.
Dude, I didn't really know a ton about Watergate until, like, a couple years ago when I was to a podcast about it.
It's much crazier than how it's filtered down to the public imagination.
Like, really, it's like a little cut rate burglary, right?
mixed and covered up.
The guys,
the White House plovers dudes
had a whole list of plans,
one of which was firebombing
the Brookings Institution
because they were a moderate center-left
anti-vietnam war think tank
and also kidnapping
American anti-war protesters
and shipping them to Vietnam
to be tortured.
Like,
none of them flipped
except for one guy
who told the least John Dean
and told the minimum amount.
So we'll never know
what the fuck else they got up to
and they only got caught
because they had to break in a second time
because they fucked up planning
the first wiretap.
Anyway, they're giving out the Richard of Nixon Public Service Award for psychos who try to overthrow the government and start themselves as dictators.
Large Brain Marge at a dinner where she chooses to say this, hit the video map.
And I'm going to tell you so that if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won.
Not to mention it would have been armed.
If I had actually been behind January 6th, we would have killed way more people.
It's such a crazy thing to just say in public.
I mean, that's what she does.
That's her whole thing.
And it's how she's getting the Richard M. Nixon Award.
But, yeah, it's wild because it's like fully endorsing January 6th, like, completely.
The only problem with it is that it didn't work.
and then it's like narcissistic on top of that
it's like had I been involved
that definitely would have worked
which like no fucking way
her inclusion into the planning of anything
does not improve upon the end result
of that thing
yeah she'd have been shot with that QAnon Psycho
she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
talking about 9-11
like if I'm afraid it wouldn't have gone down now
yeah
so
I wanted to point out the context in which all this is happening
because Brett Kavanaugh just fucking went to a big Christmas party with all the right-wing
psychos who are trying to overthrow the government and schmooves it up with them, all these
fucking idiots, Matt Schlapp, here's how somebody summed it up calling the party from hell.
A sitting Supreme Court justice was spotted at a party with multiple white nationalists,
a Nazi colluder, and a sex trafficking pedophile.
And we're talking to the independent state legislature theory.
Again, the Supreme Court just heard this case.
he's smoozing with all these psychos who believe in this insane bullshit that's
incompatible with our modern American ideal of freedom which is you know we get to vote for
our leaders and this video it's boring and dry so I chose not to put it in the rundown but
during bush v gore brett cavanall was on george bush's legal team and they gave an interview
with wolf blitzer where he talked up the independent state legislature theory and said
that florida should just send the electors for bush and let's be done with it right
Fuck counting the votes.
That's bullshit.
The Constitution doesn't require it, which is sort of true.
But again, the Constitution isn't compatible with their modern American idea of freedom, where we get the vote.
Voting isn't mentioned in the Constitution, as we talked about before.
Also, this story came out, I think, yesterday about January 6 being ongoing.
The, I don't.
Let me go back.
Before we get to that, this story came out today.
There was one person who, January 6 was going to be bad, who worked the Department of Homeland Security.
Right.
You and I knew it was bad, it would be bad, we talked about before.
Everyone on the Internet knew it was bad.
There was one 21-year-old intelligence analyst working Department of Homeland Security who got on Reddit to look for good fishing spots around D.C.
And stumbled into a bunch of people who had blueprints to storm the Capitol and execute members of Congress and law enforcement certification of electoral votes to make Joe Biden the next president.
And then this person, this was in December 20th when he discovered the coup plotting on the fishing subreddit.
Right. That's what's funny to me is it's like the overlap, I guess, between a fishing subreddit and planning a coup on the internet.
It's like, I wonder if they're getting them mixed up in the comments.
You know what I mean?
Somebody's like, you know, trout are really biting down at whatever.
And somebody's like, no, we're not on there right now.
That's what I'm saying the other thread.
We're talking about sedition.
It's like, oh, sedition.
Okay, my bad.
But yeah, anybody where you get some flies, you make your own flies?
How does that work?
And it's like, we're not doing that right now, Bobby.
Yeah, it's pretty silly.
There's always somebody who, it's like you said.
a lot of sane people were like, I think this is going to be pretty bad.
But after the fact, you always find out there was someone, you know, in government or whatever
who knew some shit was going to go down and nobody listens to them.
It's like a plot line from a, you know, a bad action thriller or something.
Like, they never lose.
He's just a kid or whatever.
Yeah.
This person like after, remember, DHS was formed after 9-11 to increase intelligence sharing.
Right.
And there's a person who's screaming, we need to let people know about this.
and the people are responsible, the whole point of the agency
is to increase intelligence sharing
and they refuse to absolutely tell anyone.
Here's a chat log from this 21-year-old.
This is from January 1st.
Also, I found a map of all the exits and entrances
to the Capitol building.
I feel like people are actually going to try and hurt politicians.
January 6 is going to be crazy.
Then on January 3rd, he or she said,
I'm going to profile on assume it's a dude
because they're looking for fishing spots,
but I don't fucking know.
I mean, people are talking about storming Congress,
bringing guns, willing to die for the cause,
hanging politicians with ropes, but still not meeting the threshold, L.O.L.
He said LOL and a DHS check, but no one listened to this is going to be fucking nuts.
This is like, I don't know.
The threshold for action or whatever is what he means.
Like, he's presenting the shit to people.
And they're like, that doesn't meet the threshold for an actionable find or whatever.
Yeah.
We should tell the FBI and the Ashba Guard and the Capitol Police, this is going to be really bad.
It's like, I don't think it meets the threshold.
It's like, there are blueprints for the Capitol.
talking about bringing guns.
They got me hanging politicians.
They're so they willing to die.
They're like, that's the internet.
It doesn't count.
It's like, okay.
But.
Yeah, and it's like you said, the whole agency,
the whole purpose of the agency was ostensibly to, like,
not let that,
because that type of thing is like what happened in the lead up to 9-11.
And then, like, DHS was supposed to,
the idea was supposed to be,
we've got to avoid that type of thing in the future.
Some real bad shit might happen.
But the more things change,
They say the same.
Bin Laden determined to attack inside U.S., the famous memo goes.
But Condoleezza Rice was made National Security Advisor because she was an expert in Russia,
which is going to be a big foe of the early part of the 20th century.
And she looked at that and said, well, that's not Russia.
And George Bush is on vacation, so 9-11 happened.
Again, this person, this intelligence analyst worked in THS.
Another story from a couple days ago.
Hundreds of members of extremist group oathkeepers work for U.S. Department of Homeland Security
leaked roster shows.
More than 300 people identify themselves as current former employees of DHS belong to the oathkeepers.
I mean, not just belong on their active roles.
I'm assuming some people are smart enough to go to the meetings and not fucking put their names down on the list.
But 250,000 people work for DHS, so 300 is not like a huge drop in the bucket.
But 98% of our government seems to be asleep at the wheel, but these psychos go about their business, blowing up power stations, trying to install judges.
you know, pushing obscure constitutional theories
that allow us to not have to vote anymore
or get to vote.
Kidnapping governors and shit.
Kidnapping governors.
And then everybody in charge,
98% of them are just totally fucking sleep at the wheel
and 2% of them are in on it.
And I was like,
somebody more powerful than me needs to be concerned about this.
I know.
That's what I was saying.
At the very top of the show,
talking about the substations,
I'm saying like reading through it,
that's what I made.
I was like,
this is like,
this is free.
freaking me out because, like, you said, it feels like,
feels like this should maybe be a bigger deal than it is.
Like, it just seems like everybody's like, ah, hell.
They're just talking.
They'll be fine or whatever.
It's like, no, somebody needs to be watching these motherfuckers because they're going to try
some shit.
It's like January 6th was a fucking dry run, you know?
They're going to happen.
Something else is going to fucking happen.
And we never could have seen this coming, you know, it's like, no, we could have
and should have.
You just wouldn't.
We talked about on Friday's episode, the scene.
got a hold of a 14-page plan
that right-wingers are passing around the internet
on how to disable power stations.
CNN has it, and the government
is like, man, that doesn't count.
And then power stations go down.
They're like, well, we don't know if these are connected.
Right.
And then 300 DHS members are in the oathkeepers.
Oathkeepers do January 6th while DHS does nothing.
And they're like, no, not connected.
Nothing's connected.
By the way, if you've lost track,
oathkeepers or the organization that was
until last week when he was convicted of seditious
conspiracy, run by the iPad Psycho, Elmer Stewart Rhodes III, who, by the way, he was in
the military, which I always assumed how he lost his eye, but nope, the motherfucker shot his own
eye out, so it wasn't even in, yeah, that checks out. Okay, well, Matt, find us some
questions and comments stuff, put them up there, and we'll get to that.
Yeah, well, wait for that. Do you see Elon?
go Q and on, Tray?
I saw him get booed off the stage
at the Chappelle show.
Yeah, every time
somebody treats him in a way, he doesn't
feel like he deserves, he goes
further and further right. And anyway, this morning
he tweeted I'll follow the white rabbit, which is a Q and
non thing. He's also been calling
it. It's so transparent.
I feel like how exactly how
that works, which is like,
you know, the people who shit on
him, he's like,
how he just is so easily pushed further and further
into the arms of the only people
who are still willing to fillate him all the time.
Do you know what I mean?
Like idolize him.
He used to be,
he used to openly talk about being a Democrat or whatever,
more leftish when he was like the next Tony Star,
or the real Tony Stark and all that shit.
Now they're telling people that are still sucking him off all the time
are fucking fringe lunatics,
all of a sudden Elon is going down that very same path.
Nicole Johnson says,
Try your haircut looks very nice.
Well, thank you.
It's very sweet of you to say.
I appreciate it.
Kay Dubs says
like and he says link but like and
subscribe y'all. Appreciate you.
Yeah, do all that internet stuff for us.
We would appreciate it. It helps
somehow. It wasn't just following
the White Rabbit thing. He also fired
his whole safety and product team
and product safety team and
called them all pedophiles. And one
of his head of public safety, he said
that he's trying to get rid of child porn on Twitter
and then eliminated all the people who take it off
and said they wanted child porn on center.
Now the guy who stayed at the company when he bought it,
trying to fix all this stuff,
who he then fired,
is now in hiding because he's getting death threats
for being a pedal follow on the ground.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Yah, 320 says,
what the fuck is the white rabbit shit?
Q&ON is detached from reality.
That's not shocking,
but they tend to see the world through the lens of entertainment.
So, like, when they talk about,
when they say, get your popcorn,
they mean the show's about to start,
meaning the mass executions are about to start.
And release the crack in as a reference to a movie.
Follow the White Rabbit is about.
taking the red pill, it's from, you know, from Alice in Wonderland and the Matrix.
The little pill, was it, what were the pills in?
I can't even remember which one is which, but I know the red pill is, the red pill is the one for
actual reality, I think, I think, because I know that there's like a subreddit, the red pill
and stuff where it's like these dudes who think they've, they're in sales, basically, but it's
them being like, this is the truth about what's really going on with society.
And it's that, you know, women suck.
I don't know.
I'm not clear on all the...
Don't work too hard.
Yeah.
Don't work too hard trying to figure it out.
You're just like drive yourself crazy.
But like red pill means like you wake up and you see the world as it is.
They're all being held down by feminism and stuff.
Black pill means you're full nihilist.
Now, insults, it's considered themselves black pill.
That's when you're just like, LOL and nothing matters.
Let's kill stuff.
You know, say, yeah.
Yeah.
Christy Van Hoff says still waiting on JFK Jr. to show up.
Yeah, those people still in Texas, Mark?
Whatever happened to that?
I lost the thread on them.
Yeah, I think they just sort of fizzed out.
I mean, they had to run out of money eventually.
They were camped out in Daly Plaza for like months.
There's probably just a couple of like, you know, homeless people, like around that general area.
Or that's what everybody thinks.
But it's actually just the last few of those, you know, they're still there.
They just now are homeless people.
Yeah.
Ragtop, DL, Z, L1 says, thanks trade for the set in Omaha, keeping it blue.
Yeah.
I don't know if you mean in a liberal way or in a cussing way, but I guess.
I do both.
So I'm not sure if people know in comedy terms,
working blue means dirty.
It means dirty.
But again, either way applies to me.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
You're on your Bill Hicks?
Yeah, well, now look, I think, you know,
all the respect in the world for Bill Hicks,
but everybody does comedy knows that like,
you know, when you're starting out in comedy,
any scene you're in,
there's going to be a bunch of Bill Hicks clones at it.
And basically, these are just dudes who think
that they just get up there and just scream their opinions at the crowd.
And if the crowd doesn't laugh at them,
even if there's no jokes involved,
that means the crowd's too stupid to understand their genius,
essentially.
And so fuck those guys.
The actual Bill Hicks,
though,
obviously,
you know.
Yeah,
he's great.
He's also not what people think of him.
Like,
it's like,
you watch the documentaries about him.
He worked extremely clean.
His parents were preachers and shit.
And he,
like,
snuck out of the house.
He's,
he's like,
work clean and wore a tie and did jokes about his parents.
He learned that it'd be funny before he did the,
there is no God stuff.
Right.
Christy Frazier says,
glad to see you both feeling better.
Yeah, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Much better.
Up swing over here.
I'm about to go to Tennessee for three weeks of my family.
And last year when we did that,
both the boys were sick basically the whole time.
So hoping that don't happen again.
Try and tell ourselves because we were all sick a couple weeks ago,
that somehow means we won't get sick again.
But that's not how any of that works.
But, you know, fingers crossed.
We'll see.
Yeah, I'm definitely good.
got to go to Virginia than Florida. I'm definitely getting COVID in Florida. Again, there's
no way of it. Yeah, right. What are you supposed to do? You can't avoid it. I guess on that
front, since it's been brought up while you are watching, there will be just so everybody knows right
now, and we've done this every year. The Tuesday between Christmas and New Year's Eve, there will
not be askears. I intend to have something next week. Something will be posted at the normal time.
It's just sort of in there right now exactly what's going to be, but I'll have something.
for you and otherwise we'll try to keep the trains running on time and whatnot as the holidays
commence jules t says any take on cinema being a trojan horse what's the did we did me
talk so whatever she's doing is fucking stupid nothing she's doing independent yeah so like
meaning a trojan horse like fucking up the election there for that like by running as an
independent and I mean I think just being uh she's not doing anything to hurt the democratic caucus
currently other than her normal like centrist bullshit about her votes which is staying the same as it was
when she was a democrat because she's so caucusing with them she appears to be like declaring as an
independent seems to be a lawyer sort of a threat that she was going to lose a primary right but now
she's saying I'm running as an independent so if you have a if you nominate a candidate I'm going to
put the vote three ways right no one likes her there's more like Kristen cinema for
fan base there. So like she's going to run and she might be able to cause the Democrats
to lose by getting by getting that two to five percent of the votes from thoroughly confused
people. Yeah, I don't understand who like, you know, a staunch Democrat voter in Arizona.
I don't know why they would, you know, follow Kirsten Cinema, you know, and vote independent or
whatever. If you're pivoting to be a lobbyist, because that's how they all make their money when they
leave office, if all your fucking
colleagues hate you, who the
fuck you lobby? Right. Aaron McCullough says she's
avoiding a primary is what she's doing because she knows
the Arizona Dems would primary the fuck out of her. Yeah, I mean,
that's what we're saying though. Like, I just still don't think that's
I don't think that's going to work. I mean, it will work in that she won't be
primaried because she's not a Democrat anymore. But like, yeah,
it's not going to help her keep her seat. Right. There's no way she keeps
her seat. She's just going to lose with less dignity than she would the other way
around. She could also just not run.
She can look at the polling data.
Yeah, dude, honestly,
I had been assuming that she
was taking it for granted that she
wasn't going to, you know, have another
term after this one. Like, I figured
she was already looking down the road to
whatever, consultant,
lobbyist or whatever, speaking
shit, all that other stuff they do
after the fact, boards of directors
and whatnot. I figured she was already planning all that
shit out, and that's why some of her favors,
you know, were aimed at, I assume.
But like if she, she could have quietly left after this term, given up her seat, and taken a board seat on some, whatever corporations she, who's, you know, water she's been carrying and got, been rich and probably no one would have noticed.
But if she tries to get those same positions after running a campaign where she takes two and a half percent of the vote, but leads to Blake Masters being a senator from fucking Arizona, she's going to be untouchable.
No one's going to want her under boy.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
But, um, all righty.
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