Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews 6/06/2023 – Pride Month Panic

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Tonight I'm joined once again by guest host Corey Ryan Forrester (Smart Mark is fine and will be back), and we'll be talking the varied and numerous moral panics currently raging less than a... week into Pride Month. Plus Trump's doc situation and a lot more. Join us!Support the show

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Starting point is 00:00:00 what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it's june 6th i'm trey crowder and that is not mark a g mark's fine he'll be all right he had a a medical thing come up but it's not an emergency he just could not make it so look in his place i know you're thrilled we're thrilled to welcome back the chief georgia correspondent to show himself Mr. Corey Ryan Forrester. What's up, buddy? Hello, everyone, and I'm so, so sorry. Here I am. I'm excited to be here. Trey, got the call, I'm so, I'm so happy to be a fixture on this show in a pinch hitting way. That's the, that would be the position that I would want if I was a baseball player, and I'm happy to fill
Starting point is 00:00:45 that role here on the greatest, uh, the greatest news, live streamed podcast hosted by two idiots from Tennessee and Virginia. Yep. Number one. I do think we are number one. Yep. Yeah, it might be some challengers in the near future, but, you know, we're holding the belt for now. No, I mean, I'm thrilled that you are on deck in that capacity since me and Mark have to, I think one of the words, you know, us making this live. So stupid.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Hell of a thing. I knew as soon as you did it. It was during the pandemic and it was like, nobody had anything going on. I guess I thought the world would never change back or something. I don't know. But it's like, it just introduces so many potential. problems that would not otherwise be there, but, you know, we're in it now. I was thinking about that earlier today because I was like so, I was getting ready for
Starting point is 00:01:35 this. I was doing well read. I was doing another podcast. And Amber was like, I just feel like a couple years ago you weren't this stress. And I was like, here's what happened. During the pandemic, we had to start doing stuff to like fill in for the fact that we weren't doing our other jobs. We got good at them, enjoy doing them. Then we went back to our regular job, but didn't quit doing this. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm so glad that we do because it's, fun. I'm glad to be here. Me too. So I think you've got something for me. Of course I do. Every week I try to bring something because I know it's not going to be intellect. You know what I'm saying? So I figure I'll bring a little bit, write something for you guys. And usually with
Starting point is 00:02:11 Mark, as I've told you before, I usually come in with questions because I don't know anything. I get my news from here. I didn't do that with you last time because we've talked about the fact that you get all your news from Mark. Yes. However, however, I didn't feel like writing monologue jokes this week. So I did want to ask you a couple questions, but I picked some that I think even you can answer, Trey. Are you ready? I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Well, Trey, Trey, this week, all I'm hearing is debt sealing this and debt sealing that. Let me ask you, how's our debt gazebo? How's that thing? I don't know. What kind of shape is it in? I've been into the debt basement before I could tell you that much.
Starting point is 00:02:48 That's not any fun either. I'd rather be on the debt roof than the debt basement, I suppose. It was the debt antechamber or a debt smoking room. You and me both, buddy. You and me both. I'm a big fan of a gazebo. What about you? I like a gazebo. Do you seem like you'd have a gazebo?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I do. Yes, I have two gazebos. Yeah, that checks out. Well, I'm counting mine and my moms, but I have access to two gazebos. Buddy, mine back home just got a just got a gazebo and he's pretty excited about it. Well, of course you know they would be. Zibos make white people happy. They do.
Starting point is 00:03:21 They were big. They were big in the south pre-air conditioning because it was a place that you could be in that would keep the bugs away, but the breeze could come in. It's very nice. You know, it's like a front porch, but with protection from the bugs. I'm a fan. Hey, also, Trey, a lot of stuff going on this week in Congress. Biden is fighting Congress about eliminating student debt. But the real question I want to ask is, when is he going to turn truck month into truck year?
Starting point is 00:03:46 Huh? You know what I'm saying? Like, some things get a whole, there's the year of the rat and China. Some things get a whole year. We only get one month for trucks. It's racism. Yeah, well, you know, I mean, it is only fair, though. We got, you know, Pride Month, Black History Month, whatever, and also Truck Month.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Although, you'll see a little later in the show, the two things are becoming conflated. But we'll get into that later on. Man, I hadn't heard anything about that at all. Not been on the news at all. Actually, speaking of all of that, Trey, my final question to you here is with Target backing down and removing their pride merch, am I ever going to be able to buy a shirt from Bass Pro Shop featuring a deer getting fisted?
Starting point is 00:04:29 How far does this thing go? You know what I mean? I thought we were making progress. I thought that one day I'd finally be able to get something like that. It's not looking like it. I'm assuming would fisting a deer kill it? Because if it would, I'm kind of surprised, you know, I was going to say it hasn't been done,
Starting point is 00:04:45 but I'm sure it's been done somewhere in the hills of West Virginia. Rule 34, buddy. But yeah, I figure any way you, can kill them, even if it's a little gay. There's some redneck who's going to try it. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. It still counts as your bare hands, right?
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yeah. Well, that's all I got for you. I didn't have a, I didn't have like a sound effect this week, but that's what I got for you, those, those questions. And I think that you did a good answer to them. Well, I got something for you, uh, because you are a big golfer and a big golf fan. I feel like probably a lot of our, uh, a lot of our viewers are, our skewers are probably not super into golf, but this is political in nature so we can talk about it.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Tell me what you think about the PGA tour agreeing to merge with the Saudi golf league, LIV. Do you pronounce it live or you call it LIV? I call it live. Most people call it live. I don't even know what it stands for. Let me give you my perspective as an outsider. I enjoy golf. I like, and I do respect golf, but I'm not like huge into it at all like you are.
Starting point is 00:05:47 I don't keep up with it that much. But I thought this first. became a thing like in the last year, year and a half or so or whatever, and there was just big to do about, you know, the morality of joining live and, and, you know, a lot of golfers took insane amounts of money to go over there and play for them, but the PGA tour was like, there's a lot of grandstanding about like, you know, you can't do that. That's, this is, that's unacceptable, okay, because of what Saudi Arabia does. And so a lot of the stars agreed, Tiger and Rory and then were like, yeah, I can't, that's blood money. I can't do that or whatever. And
Starting point is 00:06:21 And now just, you know, a few short months a year or so later, they're straight up merging together to become as one that seems odd and bullshity to me. But what do I know? So why don't you tell me about it? Well, at the end of the day, Tray, money wins. We all know that. Always. Especially in golf, I'm assuming. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:06:41 And I would like to take this time to say, if you've ever heard me on my substack talk about it, if you've ever heard me on any other sports podcast that I frequent, I feel so validated right now. I'm not glad that this happened, but I, this, my opinion of the whole thing, the whole time has always been this. Guys, listen, it's absolutely blood money. It is bullshit that they're doing this. However, I don't really want to see a lot of grandstanding by the PGA who has several tournaments a year in Saudi Arabia. And also, if you think for one second that the people from the PGA actually give a shit about any of this, you've lost your mind. That's what I always said. I said, listen, I'm not going to support it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 But at the end of the day, I don't know, man, some of these dudes, I mean, some of these guys, man, they were like getting to where, I don't even know if they could really compete anymore. And they were like, $150 million. Yeah, I'll go do it. You know what I mean? Like, I was never mad at individual players. Those respected Rory and Tiger. I respected those guys, Rory and Tiger, especially, obviously, they're said regardless. But a lot of, but dude, some of those guys who said no, I cannot in good conscience do that.
Starting point is 00:07:46 and so walked away from $200 million or whatever. They have got to be so fucking pissed right now because like what they threw all that money for nothing for nothing for nothing. For nothing. The GAs forcing them into it anyway. Right. And that's the thing though. The only thing that I can say for those guys is that they can hang their hat on.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I literally do not have a choice right now. Yeah, right. Because the players didn't even know about this. Every golfer found out at the exact same time that me and you did, Jay Monahan, who is the operational dude of the PGA, who by the way was the most grandstanding son of a bitch the whole time. And I was agreeing with the things that he was saying, but the whole time I was like, dude, I know, I know good and well that when Liv starts taking away all. And what happened was, here's what happened, here's why it happened. Live took away a lot of
Starting point is 00:08:35 the top brass. And the PGA tournaments that weren't the majors were not as entertaining anymore because some of the best players in the world are over there. So the fields are weaker. The field Okay, because see, I was going to say, again, I don't keep up with it like you. And I was going to, when I first saw this, I was like, I didn't realize that Liv had succeeded to the point of being that much of a prominent player that they're worth merging with. Do you know what I mean? The thing is, it makes them seem like they're on equal footing. And I thought PGA Tour was still very much the top dogs. They are.
Starting point is 00:09:10 They are. It's a, it's a completely financial thing. It's a completely financial thing. the PGA tour in terms of having the prestige. Like, Live was an absolute financial failure. It's just that those dudes don't have a budget. Do you know what I mean? They can continue to fail and it's fine.
Starting point is 00:09:25 At a certain point, they were literally paying the CW, by the way. They were paying the CW so that they could be played on their app, not even on the fucking TV, on the app because nobody was watching it, right? But these guys have an unlimited bank account. They print money so they can afford to keep losing it and keep losing it. So at the end of the day, a lot of these, they're going to keep getting the top talent. These PGA tour events were becoming boring. And all of this was made crystal clear when the majors, the Masters was the first to do this.
Starting point is 00:09:52 They stepped aside and said, listen, because the majors aren't technically PGA affiliated. They're just golf. They accept everybody from whatever. They go, listen, we're going to have these guys. And here's why, this is for the best golfers in the world. Like, we don't like what they did. But some of these guys won at, they've won at Augusta. And our rule is they get to come back and play.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Like, that's the rule. We're not changing that right now. And then Liv comes back and has, like, fucking five dudes in the top 10, Phil, the 50-something-year-old gets really close to win it. Then Brooks Kepka comes and wins the PGA. Brooks Kepka looks the best out of all this. He took all the money, and he's straight-up said. He's straight-and-and-I used to not like him when he first went,
Starting point is 00:10:32 but he straight-up said, when he got his game back, he said, I will be honest with you, if I knew that I was going to be able to get my game back, because he had a hurt back, a lot of stuff was going on. He goes, I don't think I would. have gone. He said, I was facing a point where I didn't know if I could compete with these guys anymore. And I didn't know if I was going to be able to earn that money. So when I saw this money, I thought, my God, man, my kids, kids, kids, kids will be fine. And it doesn't matter if I win. And he said, if I knew I was going to be able to get back to form, I'd have stayed
Starting point is 00:10:58 on the PGA. Now he gets to do that. And he got the $150 million and he won the PGA tournament. So here's the deal. Fuck the blood money. Screw the Saudis. They did 9-11. But this is just, it's just showing Jay Monaghan and the PGA's True Colors where the only thing that they had to offer was grandstanding on morality. Do you know what I mean? They couldn't offer these people any more money. They go, hey, do the right thing. When they didn't even fucking believe it to begin with, that's just the only card they had
Starting point is 00:11:27 to play to keep somebody like Rory there. And now, if I'm Rory, I'm going back and going, hey, buddy, I don't know if I'm going to play a full schedule next year unless you make me whole. Because now you all are fucking merged, I turn down this shit for you. There's a lot of middle of the road guys that turn down so much life-changing. I don't ever have to work again money so that we could show our loyalty to this tour who don't give a fuck about America or are as patriotic as they think. So I feel very vindicated because I knew all that shit to begin with.
Starting point is 00:11:57 For the drama of golf, I'm super excited. Morally, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, well, I sure did think it was wild for my position of ignorance. You don't know, like, because from where I'm, sitting someone who's fully immersed in golf media, this is the biggest thing that's ever had, like, this is the biggest thing that's ever happened in my sports life. But like, somebody said it on four play today. Honestly, this is the most shocking news since Kobe died.
Starting point is 00:12:22 And if you're in the golf world, it is. I know that sounds stupid to you. But like, if you're in the golf world, if you've been following this drama for the better part of two years, I can't fucking believe that this happened. This is mind-blowing. But yeah, that's how I feel about it. And I'll probably get some shit for that, but that's fine. It's pretty wild. weekend of can't believe this happened, although that's not really true. I can believe it. Biden and the Republicans did reach an agreement finally a compromise on the debt ceiling calamity. A disaster was narrowly averted. I say I can't believe it because like if it really was going to be as bad as they said it was in terms of the economy, I always figured they would ultimately figure something out because like you said money, money rules all eventually. And it's like they didn't want to, you know, that was something that other than the looniest of the loans, you know, they generally wanted to avoid. on both sides, but Mark wanted me to note a couple of things from, uh, from his perspective on it. He says that, you know, he says, it's good that they avoided the debt ceiling problem,
Starting point is 00:13:21 I guess, he says, but they threw a bunch of poor people under the bus to do so, which is frustrating because it was completely avoidable. Mark also wants me to let y'all know that he's planning on getting deeper into this and his thoughts on it on this week's Patreon episode, which we will record later this week. So sign up on Patreon. if you want to hear the rest of Smart Mark's ramblings on the subject. But I guess it's got the compromise, you know, it's always who ends up getting fucked the hardest at the end of the days, of course, the poorest of the poor, because, you know, they're the easiest targets and also it makes Republicans dick hard to
Starting point is 00:13:57 stab them through the heart. Well, and also who's always having to do the compromising every single fucking time. Every time somebody reaches across the aisle, it's a certain political party. I won't say which one. But like, you know, when you talk about being pragmatic all the time, and I talked about this on that there's a podcast I'll be on this Friday it's called fake the nation with the game for side and I talked about this today we're we're discussing this and like at a certain point like we keep I because we seem we tend to be pragmatic it's
Starting point is 00:14:27 like look man we don't want the Republicans to get a win but like they're not budging on this shit so what if we just do this we can get a slight win here whatever the fuck but at a certain point with things like this it's almost like you know what we at a certain point we got to stop doing that. And but then you go, but the world will burn down. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. I mean, and, uh, I mean, yeah, I, it's a shitty situation either way.
Starting point is 00:14:53 That's part of why Mark was so mad about it is because, like, it didn't have to be this last minute proposition. Like, they should have known and did, did know for a long time that this ultimately would happen this way, that they would cause these problems. But it's like they treated the Democrats. I mean, the Biden administration treated it for a long time. time is like a, oh, well, that, you know, they won't do that. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:14 It'll be, they won't hold the economy hostage over something like that. And it's like, of course they would, you know, now that it would came and passed, it's like, how did you ever, you know, doubt that in the first place? But I said the looniest of the loons were the only ones who ultimately opposed it. And they really are pissed off the crazies. They're really mad at Kevin McCarthy for making this deal. That's how bad they wanted the economy to explode, I guess, is just to own the list. implode the economy to own the lives.
Starting point is 00:15:42 That was their plan, apparently, because, you know, the House Freedom Carcass, you know, your girl. The House Freedom Carcass? That was a great Freudian slip right there, buddy. It is dead. Yeah, Gates and Bobert and all them. They're so pissed at Kevin McCarthy right now that they actually reached across the aisle and joined the Democrats in blocking some gas stove bills that the Republicans went into
Starting point is 00:16:07 past three. Yeah, you remember that briefly was a thing. they were super upset about before they found another car to chase the very next week or whatever. It's so funny how quickly they do flip through, and I completely forget about what seemed like the biggest deal in the world at the time. That's kind of the main subject of this episode we're going to get to later on is exactly that. But anyway, yeah, they, so McCarthy and Republicans had some bills that were going to protect
Starting point is 00:16:31 our nation's gas stoves. Somebody's got to. Right, because the Democrats are coming to rest your stove from your, your family's hearth, right? So they had these bills to protect gas stoves, and those Republicans I mentioned earlier, Matt Gates and them, they actually flipped and voted with the Democrats
Starting point is 00:16:52 to block the bill protecting gas stoves. So it's like, just to piss off McCart, it's like, it's just so boldly evident that they don't actually give a fuck about any. Right, yeah, exactly. It's like, you know, a few months ago, you were saying the gas stoves were like,
Starting point is 00:17:07 you know, block of the American family. It must be protected at all costs or whatever. But now today, you know, you're doing the exact opposite thing just to flip off Kevin McCarthy for working with Joe Biden. That's the thing with them that's so frustrating is that they do treat every single thing like that with the absolute same tenacity. You know what I mean? Like, we all know that there's certain bills that like, listen, you got to take everything serious. But there's certain bills It's like, well, we could get to this later. This one's not that big of a deal.
Starting point is 00:17:40 The debt ceiling's more important. But they really do take the gas stove shit as if it is a direct violation and stepping on the grave of George Washington. It's so funny. I've always thought when it comes to things like that, it's because they don't have very many things that are legitimately that important that's being done to them. Do you know what I mean? Like they don't have. They have to do that. Like with my, if you know, if you're a minority or a trans person or something like that, it's like, I'm upset because they're trying to take all my rights away or maybe make it legal to kill me in the street or things like that or, you know, kick me out of this country or whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:20 But they don't have any, the GOP, they don't have any of that. Yeah, right. But they got to be super pissed about something. So like, you know, gas stoves comes up and they start frothing or whatever. Because it's their default state to be, you know, fearful, rageful, and confused at all points in time. It's a great description. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:43 All right. Well, Mark may not be here, but producer Matt is indeed with us, as always. This is weekly skews. Before we continue with the show, I want to remind you all of a few items of business here, as always. Number one, if you'd like to see me perform live and you should, go to Trey Crowder.com, check out the upcoming tour dates. Got a bunch of them coming up in the second half of this year, and we're still adding plenty more. and into 2024 as well. So yeah, go to traycrouter.com,
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Starting point is 00:19:47 And also, I just realized a fourth thing real quick since Cho is here. That's right. You should also listen to our podcast putting on airs, wherein we talk about all things fancy, fancy people, fancy shit, fancy culture, seen through the eyes of two hillbilly dipshits. no politics at all but a hell of a good time and uh really rather quite silly wouldn't you say it is silly and it's fun and here's the deal it's all uh it's all episodic so you can jump in whenever you want to but if you're someone who likes to binge podcast there's already 60 something episodes out so like you got a lot if you're new to it you got a lot to listen to it's so much fun it's one of my favorite things that we do it is episodic but there are running threads
Starting point is 00:20:29 and running narratives because uh you know if you've been there since the beginning there's been a whole squirrel epic has unfolded with some recent updates coming from my backyard. That's true. Start at the beginning. Yeah, obviously. But you can dip in anytime you want to and you should check it out because it's fun. Okay. As for this show tonight, as we've already alluded to a couple of times, the moral panics are raging
Starting point is 00:20:51 out of control, even more so than usual. Appropriate, I guess, since it's Pride Month, people are very pissed off. Rainbows everywhere and anger to boot. So we're going to go through those various moral panics. We will not have time to cover them all and get into just how ridiculous they are a little later. But first, we begin, of course, with the Daily Dumbass. Matt, graphic, please. Tonight's D.D., anyone who thinks draining a pool into a server room isn't the perfect crime.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Try to follow this, Joe. And what I am learning and have confirmed is that one of the things prosecutors are inquiring about is that there was a flood at Mar-a-Lago back October, specifically one of the men, a maintenance worker who was captured on some of this video surveillance tape helping to move some of the boxes in and out of that storage room. He drained the pool at Mar-a-Lago in October, and when that happened, it flooded a room, and that room had IT equipment in it that had surveillance footage. And so we don't know, and it's not clear if prosecutors believe that this flood was intentional. It could have been a mistake. But it is one of these things that
Starting point is 00:22:08 adds into this constellation of things that just are suspicious to prosecutors have raised questions. And we do know, too, that prosecutors have received some testimony and some answers about what happened there. And some of the testimony is that the video surveillance system wasn't damaged in this flood. But all of these questions are going back to, did Donald Trump give some sort of direction, or did these people who were working for him, this maintenance worker and another man who was captured on tape moving boxes while not of his body man, were they taking steps to inquire about the survey evidence footage or want to sort of screw up what the Justice Department was able to get as they were seeking up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So got to give it to him. It's pretty good. Yeah. Marla. Yeah. Right. They all drain the pool water into the computer room trip. That old gambit.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Oh, is that where the drain went? Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Hey, boss, you did tell me drain all that water into the computer room, right? Yeah, right. Okay. I'm just making sure.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Seems like a weird place to put a bowl's worth of water. That's what you want. That's what you want to do. Also, I don't, look, I'm, I'm resort dumb. Me too. I'm engineering dumb. I'm all those kinds of dumb. But, like, it seems like it would, like, how do you drain
Starting point is 00:23:31 a pool into a computer room, like by accident. On purpose. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, like, it seems like there's some faulty planning or something going on there, unless, of course, they meant to do it. It's also for the, you know, the investigators show up and he's like, you have surveillance, right? And it's like, yeah, but here's going to believe this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Underwater, all of it. It's so comical. What are you going to do? It's, it's so extremely comical. and on the nose and is not fooling anyone that doesn't desperately want to be fooled. You know what I mean? Like, you know, but the thing is, dude, you know, he'll probably just get away with that. Of course he will.
Starting point is 00:24:17 You know, like at the end of the day, they're just going to be like, well, we, you know, we don't have any footage. I've tried so hard recently to, and I, to whenever something like this happens, I always try to think, okay, what if the what if the politician from my party or the party that I vote for, what if this happened to them, how would I react? Because that's the way that I should be reacting to this too. And like, there's been a lot of times when I can't give examples, but Trump will have done something. I'm like, yeah, I could see what all of our defenses to Biden would be on that one. You know what I mean? But I do believe, I do believe in myself knowing that if the shoe was on the other foot, I would be like, Biden did that shit. You know what I mean? Like, I just have to believe that I would. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's one of, like, we don't often get the opportunity to prove something like that because you don't happen that much. Generally speaking, yeah, right. They're, you know, the, the Democrats in office are not just overt criminals and, you know, scumbags of that order. Not that, you know, I mean, I'm sure plenty of them do a lot of criminal shit. At the very least, they're smarter about it. They're slicker about it. We don't, yeah, we don't find out about it. But yeah, if we did, you know, I feel generally specifically. weekend that most people on the left would be like, yeah, that ain't it. Well, here's how you know that we don't, here's how you know we don't do it as much, because they have to say things such as, I'm telling you, they crack open baby skulls and drink their adrenochrome.
Starting point is 00:25:45 You know what I'm saying? Like, we don't have to make none of that shit up. We just go look at it. It's like another version of what I was saying earlier about how they don't have very many things to genuinely be outraged about, so they have to make things up or blow things out of proportion. Yeah, same thing there. like they don't there's not a lot for them to actually latch on to so they just make up crazy shit speaking of his classified documents though apparently uh there's at least one classified document that it seems hasn't been found but should exist so it may be still missing because there's an interview with trump from 2021 where he references he talks he talks at length about this classified document he has right and uh it's apparently it's a
Starting point is 00:26:30 that has to do with a war plan for invading Iran, right? Now, the thing is, are the, you know, the shady type CIA or whoever, the military, like, they probably got war plans for invading everybody, you know. Of course that you got to have one. Yeah, Venezuela, you name it, right? So it doesn't mean all that much that it just exists in the first place. But Mark noted in the outline, you know, that type of document is something that, say, for example, Saudi Arabia might be interested in purchasing or whatever. Also, they did happen
Starting point is 00:27:06 to send $2 billion as, you know, son-in-law at certain lines of not saying anything, you know, just connecting some dots there. But in this, so Trump's key defense, and this is so, this is so Trumpy to me, but like his key defense with all this classified document stuff is they're not actually classified because he as president could declassify them just by thinking about it in his brain. That's his legal defense for this whole thing, right? It's just like, no, well, I'm, you know, if I just think it'd be better if that was declassified. Boom, now it's declassified. That reminds me of course is not true.
Starting point is 00:27:50 There are, you know, actual processes for declassifying something. but, you know, he makes his own rules. Where are you going to say, remind you of what, declaring bankruptcy? It reminds me of Michael's guy. I'm going, I declare bankruptcy! Yes. But so with that in mind, in this interview from 2021, where he talks about this classified document he has,
Starting point is 00:28:12 he says something effective, you know, I would show it to you, but I can't because it's classified. I wish I would have declassified it, but I didn't or something like that. So it's like, it indicates that he was aware that there was a way to declassified documents and it wasn't just thinking that's declassified now.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Right. So it seems to imply that he did know that. But, you know, again, how much of it will ever matter? You know, who knows, we'll see. You ever just get jealous as shit of people from other countries who get to enjoy all of this without having to live through it? Like, I want to laugh at this motherfucker so bad, but then I start to it.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm like, this really affects our lives. And like somebody from Australia, I mean, it's still, listen, if America does some wild shit, it affects the whole world,
Starting point is 00:29:00 but you get what I'm saying. That's what I was about to say. Maybe it was me and Mark on a recent episode that somebody on something I was on recently, we were talking about that and about how like, I do kind of agree with you, but at the same time, it's like, we got all these tanks and nukes and shit and hold the world's economy by the balls in a lot of ways and stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And it's like, you know, we're extremely. powerful as a country still somehow. And so I would think it's got to be pretty disconcert. Like, I used to always wonder, like, why do these other countries keep up with us and care? You know, because I was like, we know, we don't, we don't, we don't, fuck Belgium's doing. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:38 You know, Belgium exists. We don't, do they have a king? I don't know, probably. Like, you know, who gives the fuck? That's how Americans are. But the rest of the country, rest of the world, a lot of them kind of pay attention to us. But, like, recent, recent years have. have sort of shown me
Starting point is 00:29:53 like, okay, actually I guess I kind of get it. I probably would do that too. Yeah, but I mean I'm just saying like I don't think Australia is in jeopardy of Trump nuking them. You know what I mean? I feel like they're a pretty safe country to be like, all right, it's just entertainment, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Well, but the other thing though about that is like Australia I think is a good example because I know they've had some of this like we now, maybe we always did, but now especially we like export that brand of stupidity to the rest of the world. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:25 So if you're watching Australia and we start doing some crazy shit, you've got to be thinking we're going to have some of that crazy shit soon, not on the same level, but like during COVID and stuff, they had all kinds of big crazy. They are the rednecks of the Western world out of the side of America. Love you, Australia. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Our first honorable mention for Daily Dumbass is anybody who doesn't think Trump is scribbling Don Hart's Ron on all of his trapper keepers. You're going to love this, I think. Hit it my app. Free time Ron DeSantis blinks. Trump has a statement at truth social. We are way past dude code violations, frankly into homoerotic territory for one guy to be stalking another man and his actions this much. You just cannot be hetero unless you're a sociopath. You cannot be a hetero and be this obsessed, all right, with another man. Is there a special dispassionations? You just can't do it.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Is there a special dispensation during practice? That's so funny. He's either a sociopath or a queer. I can't decide. God damn. So, because, apparently because Donald Trump talks shit about Ron DeSantis, he's gay for him. Then he'd been gay. Well, I was about to say, then he's gay for everyone who's ever worked for him or said a word about him because that's, well, he's done that.
Starting point is 00:31:49 that's what he do. And he's taught men to shit about everybody. Yeah, right, all the time. If anything, he's by. He's gay for women, too. Yeah, dude. But yeah, I don't know. I'm a, look, full disclosure,
Starting point is 00:32:01 I have no idea who that dude is. Don't know his deal. He was wearing a master shirt, which checks out. I guess he's team DeSantis, evidently. But, like, they're just, they wild, man. They wild. Like, the fact that some of them have pivoted so hard to now they're calling Trump gay.
Starting point is 00:32:18 but like still not enough of them like no but i mean it does like again i know that this like this would hit so there's no way it could happen but like you keep hearing stuff like this and you look you you just keep thinking the possibility of a split ticket is like even more so than it could have ever been you know what i mean like you know some of this it's like the whole deal is disconcerting but these individual things make you go like i don't know man it they might fuck each other over Like, I, well, actually, there's a little bit more on this, so I'll wait until then to say this. But first, over to the guy, the Florida governor is running against Trump. How do you say his name?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Ron DeSantis. Me too. Apparently, there's some debate from the man himself on how to say his name, and it seems to be unclear. I guess for a long time, he went by Des, like, DeSantis. But then he, like, changed the pronunciation. Pecan, Pecan. to DeSantis, but he's gone back and forth on it. And there's some reports that the change of D to D-Santis is a strategic effort to sound more like
Starting point is 00:33:27 D-D-R-Well, this is America, got to appeal to the base. Do it, Ron, D-Sah, D-Santis. But, yeah, to appeal to, like, red-blooded Americans, you know, there's no, like, European flair to D-Santis. But apparently, you know, the real spaghetti way to say it would be, Decentes. De Santis. Run de Santis, right?
Starting point is 00:33:52 Right. So, you know, he's kind of, but you can't do that. He's basically selling out, you know, his own kind by changing how it's pronounced. This guy's, this guy's a real Uncle Tom Mado sauce. Oh, my man. That's a Mark joke. He wrote that in here.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I'll give him credit for it. I'm sure. He wanted me to say it anyway. If you want to know, if you want to have it settled once and for all, that's not going to happen. But here's, here's the man himself talking about it. I've got a long last name, European name, Steinhauser. There's been some confusion over your last name and the pronunciation, and I'm just wondering to correct the record, what is it?
Starting point is 00:34:26 Oh, this ridiculous, these stupid things. Listen, the way to pronounce my last name, winner. What a piece of shit. Yeah, I mean, what a piece of shit. You know, I mean, listen, the correct response will be like, I don't care how you pronounce as long as you click on it on the ballot box, baby, you know, finger guns, moonwalk out of there. He's just, he's really,
Starting point is 00:34:47 I don't know. He's really out of himself as not having the sort of the charisma, nothing even close to Trump's level. It's like, look, dude, Donald Trump drives me fucking insane, but there's no denying in terms of the people that, like his people, I mean, they get some going, dude. Like, he's definitely got something that appeals to the dumbest and worst of us. And, like, DeSantis is going for those same people.
Starting point is 00:35:13 And he just ain't got it, man. Like, he's just like a dorky tool, you know, like he's not, I don't know. No, he don't hit. I don't like the content of what Trump be saying, but like the man's good for a soundbite. You know what I mean? Okay. On that note, let's watch two more videos starting with DeSantis. This is another example of, you know, him and his or rating best right here.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Count the wokes in this 22nd. And I recognize that the woke mind virus represents a war on the, truth so we will wage a war on the woke we will fight the woke in education we will fight the woke in the corporations we will fight the woke in the halls of congress we will never ever surrender to the woke mob we will make woke ideology leave it to the dustbin of history it's gone so i got seven yeah there were seven uh now let's see trump's response to that mag go ahead and pull that up. I know that's a quick back-to-back, so I'll just sort of keep rambling while you do it. But you said, you know, good for a sound by whatever. Here's what Trump
Starting point is 00:36:22 thinks about all that. It's gone sick. And I don't like the term woke, because I hear woke, woke, woke, you know, it's like just a term that use half the people can't even define it. They don't know what it is. It's gone sick. Yeah. I bet it's like, it's like, it's like, there's a famous onion, uh, famous onion headline. It's like, terrible news. The worst person you know, just made a really good point, you know, or whatever. And it's like, he doesn't. He does that sometimes he does what's like that's what and this is what I almost said earlier but I wanted to get to this point for I brought it up and it's like listen preface this by saying I cannot stress enough how much Donald Trump does not have for me and I do not want like he was an existential
Starting point is 00:36:59 crisis as a president and if he gets in there again Lord God we're also fucked and I do not want to see that happen but when he's aimed specifically at Ron DeSantis right oh yeah like he's been spitting something like out like like when it's just those two just two people you both like going at it and fucking and one of them just getting their ass whipped in the extent that desantis is and the entertaining fashion that trump is you know good for in that way it's like i mean i'm kind of here for it i'm not and we're just now getting started too dude oh yeah oh yeah man when they get to the debates and shit my god trump's a fourth quarter team you know what i mean like he really dude i tell i mean obviously this is a joke but i was telling you in the three
Starting point is 00:37:44 read the other day, I was like, dude, listen, if Trump keeps going at DeSantis like this and all of the dipshits from where I live turn into huge DeSantis fans instead, I almost feel like walking around the grocery store in a goddamn red MAGA hat, you know what I mean? Just to fucking piss everybody off. But like, yeah, I mean, like you said, like, again, at the end of the day, it's dangerous. At the end of the day, I wish it wasn't happening. But if you only care about quality, soundbites, and television, this bout to be some shit, boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, and I guess we'll see what happens. But with that said, let's talk about it is. Yeah, this is the first skews, especially since we were off last week, which was still main way. Anyway, it's the first skews of Pride Month. Happy Pride Months, and all of our LGBTQ people out skewers out there and allies and whatnot. Hope you're having a good. Not everybody is the right. real fired up. They really kicked their bullshit into overdrive since
Starting point is 00:38:41 Pramont started, which we all, you know, could have seen coming, I'm sure. But we were talking earlier about how quickly they go from one thing to the next. It's becoming impossible to even keep up with all the things that they have, you know, canceled or are attempting to cancel. You know, the, uh, the fuck your feelings crowd got a serious hard on for being triggered and, you know, and, uh, and cancel culture, it would seem. And they're really fired up about it now. We saw, of course, the big ones, Bud Light.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Target. Everybody knows about that. Miller Light to a lesser extent, but the list goes on and on and on, including one very unlikely target in Chick-fil-A. Oh, my God. Yeah, listen here. So I'm grieving. It's lunchtime. I'm here with Aubrey. And we really wanted some Chick-fil-A. But because they decided to hire a diversity, equity, and inclusion corporate position and also bow down to the woke lords because of their ESG scores. And also I found out, do you know this, Their chicken is funded by Black Rock and Vanguard. Are you too?
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah. They're farms. They use Tyson and this other farm. Black Rock and Vanguard funded chicken. Chick-fil-A, you are no longer the Lord's chicken. You're actually the woke chicken. And I'm really upset about it as a Christian woman. All we wanted was some good fried chicken.
Starting point is 00:39:55 So now we're going to go to Keynes. We're going to try it out. Once again, I am vindicated, baby. I'm vindicated. You are no longer the Lord's chicken. Spake Morgan Thusley And Aubrey Don't forget Aubrey
Starting point is 00:40:12 I forget Aubrey I thought all chicken was the Lord's chicken I agree My mama cat's chicken Now that was the Lord's chicken I now know I now know that our side's better And here's why
Starting point is 00:40:25 Because when the shoe was fucking reversed There was a bunch of fucking liberals That were sneaking into Chick-fil-A Just going listen I don't know what to tell you But they're here and they're the best quality You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying I feel
Starting point is 00:40:36 bad. I feel good about it. I used to have a bit where I talked about every time I went to Chick-fil-A, I would then go donate $6.99 to an LGBTQ charity just to cancel out what I had done. But this is some absolute fucking bitch shit from the crowd that is just constantly like, oh, why are you going to get bothered by everything? Oh, just let it go. So great. So, again, the reason why is because they just found out that Chick-fil-A has a VP of DEI, okay, diversity, the equity inclusion for one thing that guy has been in that job since at least 2021 right so he's been there for two years they just found out about it now they're pissed off uh but also i just it's so wild to me like openly saying like she didn't even say de i she spelled it out she's
Starting point is 00:41:24 like we're pissed because they have a diversity equity and inclusion position in their corporate structure or whatever it's just wild to me sitting there saying with a straight face like I am infuriated to the point of boycotting this restaurant because they favor diversity, equity, and inclusion. Yeah. It's literally just different types of people are allowed to work there. They think they should be treated fairly and that they should be welcomed equally as all types of people. And that is completely untenable to me. That's a wild thing to say out loud and in public, in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Because it's like, you're just, that's just saying, like, we don't want different people. Racism would, like, racism hits for me, you know, segregation, that was what's up. We need to go back to that. Like, that's basically what you're saying, and they just do it with a straight face. It doesn't bother them at all. And by the way, once again, I must say to any of those people on Aubrey side that might just have stumbled past this link, what Aubrey and Morgan are actually getting mad at, I know this is going to sound crazy to you. It's capitalism. It's capitalism.
Starting point is 00:42:36 It's fucking capitalism. Chick-fil-A only did that because after fucking years probably of polling and market research, they determined that for their bottom line, this would be in their best interest. Capitalism, capitalism, capitalism. If you want to worship it, worship it all the fucking way, baby. So with DEI position specifically, you're still right. I think the larger, like, factor with that is like, That is so if and when they get sued for some kind of discrimination thing or something like that, that's a thing they can point to.
Starting point is 00:43:12 You know what I mean? They can say like, no, look, we have measures built into our corporate structure to ensure that that type of thing is not tolerated at Chick-fil-A, right? It's like they're watching their own back and protecting their nut. You know, it is all about money at the end of the day. And when it comes to, you know, all their pants, why do they shove this stuff? down our throats why they have to pander or yada yada or whatever it's like they're just trying to reach various demographics because they're a fucking business you know what i mean it's like if you're not growing you're losing right so when beer commercials do the you know the the
Starting point is 00:43:48 teddy ads which yeah great love them head mark of my childhood the teddy ads right but it's like they were coming for a specific demographic right right they got that demographic pretty well locked down now it's time to target other demographics that's just how business works but they just lose their minds and also shoving it down their throat it's like just you don't this isn't targeted at you it's not it's not even for you like they don't even want you to see it right like it's not being shoved down your throat they're not even making it for you it's to appeal to other types of people but you you're going out of your way to find it and be mad at it like you're shoving it down your own throat you like choking on the big dick of
Starting point is 00:44:30 progress, apparently, because it, you know, then makes you throw up, which hits for you. I don't know how my metaphor is doing there, but you know what I'm saying. No, that's crushing me. And the cognitive dissonance, too, the cognitive dissonance, too, about the narrative on their side of always saying things like, oh, transsexuals and gay people and black people, they just want a hand down, they don't actually want to work and blah, blah, blah, oh, wait a minute, they're trying to get jobs at places, boo, I don't want that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:44:55 Like, they just can't, they talk out of both sides of their mouth, because, as you said, the dick of capitalism is directly in the middle of their mouth. Yeah. So it's not just Chick-Flade. Mark, we're going to skip the Laura and Grim thing because I feel like we kind of just talked about a lot of... You're there. Sorry, Matt, my bad. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Producer Matt. We're going to skip that one. Here's what I mentioned earlier. We talked about Truck Month, Pride Month. I said they're becoming conflated. Check this out. Let's watch it. This is, look, what Ford's up to.
Starting point is 00:45:27 That's right. Not just Chick-Flade. They're coming for Ford, too. This was the most disturbing video I've seen to date. You want to attack the American male, heterosexual male, this is how you do it. Matt, mute that, please. I don't see the problem right now. I thought the trucks were about to butt-fuck each other.
Starting point is 00:46:16 I know, yeah, or the guys get out at the end of the race and then butt-fuck each other and celebrate. I was thinking that, too. You'll get it and just, sorry, Matt, I told you to mute it because that song plays for a long time. And you know what that'll lead to some bullshit with YouTube. So you don't need the sound. And here it comes. They go through puddles, one of them's red. Boom.
Starting point is 00:46:34 That is one queer truck right there. I mean, in fairness, in fairness, that's a pretty gay truck. Oh, it don't hit, but not for the reasons they think. It's a very gay raptor. And they are pissed about it. Once again, that truck is old. That they rolled that out, I think, again, in 2021, like at least a couple years ago. the troglades have just found out about it.
Starting point is 00:47:01 They're pissed off. And like I was just saying a minute ago, Ford already has got the dipshit's buying trucks. They want the gays to buy trucks too. And they're not going to stop making a red one. They're not going to stop making a red one. If they came out and said you can only get rainbow trucks, even I would be like, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:47:24 This is bullshit. But they're not. No, they're not. Mark, I got to say, so Mark, you know, he did, he put together an outline for us as he does every week. And he notes in here, but I got to, I got to kind of call him on this one. He notes in here, he says, Jeff Gordon drove in NASCAR with a DuPont rainbow paint job, right? And I'm like, well, yeah, but he also got called a queer for 15 years. Everybody, I barely went to watch NASCAR and I knew that.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Like, fucking everybody knew that. I implore everyone to look up the song, Jeff Gordon's. gay by Tim Wilson. It's absolutely fantastic. But yeah, dude, yeah, right. Like, that's 100%. He was called the Rainbow Warrior and it wasn't because that hit for them. Right. Yeah. And it also really pissed him off that he whipped everybody's ass so much, too. That's the other thing. Like, he was actually my grandpa's favorite race car driver when he was in there. And he said, because he just wins. So he wins. And he did. But anyway, so, all right, now they're boycotting Ford. Okay. But, but.
Starting point is 00:48:28 But again, and it's just a matter of time before they find these ads or something, I guess. But among the car companies who have spoken up in recent years in support of gay rights or the LGBT community or Pride Month or whatever, our BMW, Jaguar Land Rover, General Motors, Nissan, Volkswagen, and pretty much all of the rest of them. So, like, if you're going to boycott car makers for being down with the gays, you probably going to start, you probably need to start walking. Right. And it's what I said. Not in Nike, though. I've said this before, too, in one of the videos I made about this, and it's like, I want to make another video about all this shit,
Starting point is 00:49:05 but it's like, I've already made like four because they keep doing this. You know what I mean? And in one of those videos, I said something like, you know, what are they going to have left? Like, they're restricting all of their own freedom, their own freedom to enjoy various things. Right. Before long, dude, they're just going to be like sitting in a dark room,
Starting point is 00:49:24 listening to fucking stranglehold and Lee Greenwood on repeat, you know, trying to get sacked up to watch the new Kevin Sorbo movie, right, barefoot drinking their own piss or whatever. Like, there's not going to be anything, you're taking all of their own hits away. I know. So, what? Like, it, I just don't. And, but yeah, and it's like, they're so, the projection. What's that? There's a, there's an internet phrase that gets repeated a lot.
Starting point is 00:49:51 The GOP stands for gaslight, obstruct, projection. Yeah, there you go. And that's pretty, pretty damn accurate. But their, their capacity for projection, dude, just knows no bounds. Because, you know, a few years ago, we were the snowflakes. They're wearing shirts that's like, fuck your feelings. Go fuck yourself snowflakes. Triggered much, that type of thing.
Starting point is 00:50:11 And dude, when's the last time? Maybe I'm forgetting. When is the last time that like liberals tried to cancel something or something like that actually happened and was a big story? Was it Dave Chappelle? Maybe. And then those specials were hugely popular. You got paid $20 million a piece for them.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Nobody got canceled. But there's a little bit of hubbub over that. That was like, what, a couple years ago? Recently, it's Pepe Lepew. But here's the deal. What? Yeah, they took, I think Max had the rights to Warner Brothers, and they've taken a couple Pepe Lepew cartoons off because it's pretty violent.
Starting point is 00:50:46 He's very rippee. But like, weirdly, Dave Chappelle had a bit about that exact thing. He sure did. But like the thing is Sometimes you get to take the pussy like Peppie I say no, no But like the thing about it is is when they
Starting point is 00:51:04 Here's the difference Whenever they say the liberals are trying to cancel something It's just a couple people got upset about a thing And pointed something out And then everyone else goes Oh, that is true, that is wild They didn't fucking do anything other than that Whereas like Matt Walsh is literally leading a coalition
Starting point is 00:51:23 and getting people to subscribe to his newsletter so that nobody drinks Bud Lye and nobody goes to Target and is talking about how like literally said the other day he's like, like, we can't get them all, but we can hyper focus on one and run them out of business and shit like that. Like nobody ever fucking does. I mean, I don't see that happen on our side or we're just not as organized. Right. And but this, you know, Mark points out in here and I agree with him that this actually isn't a recent phenomenon. I know they kind of have always been this way to a certain extent.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Like it's been pointing out before. I know Mark Maren's talked about it. lot comedy historian cliff nesteroff has talked about it a lot like cancel culture in the comedy world specifically has kind of always existed and it's always come mostly from their say it's always been moral panic like lenny bruce it's better now than it ever was lindy bruce got sent to fucking jail multiple times people were trying to cancel him and it was because you know he was talking about pregnancy or whatever like say it yeah cuss words and shit. Went to jail. Right. And, and, but they, like, and that was, you know, Christians and
Starting point is 00:52:28 shit who were mad about the things he was talking about. It wasn't fit or proper people to talk about that type of thing back then. When jazz music became a thing, you know, the Christian Wright types, even though that wasn't, Christian right wasn't a thing at that point in time, but those people existed. The Puritans out there thought jazz music was an avenue for black men to, you know, get it in with white ladies, you know what I mean? Which I mean, it was, but that's not a bad thing. Yeah, right. But there's nothing wrong with that.
Starting point is 00:52:56 And, you know, gay marriage, right? Their whole thing with gay marriage was it was going to destroy the sanctity of regular marriage and leaving people marrying their dogs and shit like that. Ellen, when she came out in the 90s, dude, that wasn't that long ago. That was a huge fucking thing, right? Like, they've kind of always been this way. And me and you were talking earlier in the well-read podcast, which, we recorded earlier day, we talked about a little bit of, like, I think it's that they've run
Starting point is 00:53:25 out of, they've started to run out of things that it's okay for them to be openly hateful towards in public or whatever, which is hard for them to deal with. I feel like they feel like their backs are against the wall and like they're lashing out in response to it because they, you know, with gay marriage getting past everything, it seems like at a certain point, I feel like there were a few years where they had kind of let this go in terms of the gay thing. It's like, oh, well, that's like the N-word, I guess. Yeah, can't say that name.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It hit while we had it, but, you know, now it's over, I guess. And then the next thing was trans people, and then trans people, that whole thing got conflated with the gay moving and now, you know, homophobia is back again. Not that it ever left, but they're just, they're, they're firing it back up to like, you know, 10 years ago levels or whatever because, you know, I guess they're just worried about. They got that new guy out, you know what I mean? come out with that new game, it don't hit for them. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's like you were saying, like, they're just inventing shit because they have to.
Starting point is 00:54:26 And it's, it's, it's, I've said this before, but it's fucking fascism 101, create a problem that doesn't exist, solve it, look like the hero, rents repeat, rents, repeat. So, Mark put together a list of companies that are currently facing boycotts right now, okay? we got build a bear target mabelene ultra beauty Hershey innocent North Face Halifax Tam packs Coles Starbucks Nike Coca-Cola McDonald's Burger King Oatley which that one's funny to me Oakley like Oatley
Starting point is 00:54:59 Like the Oat Mill It's like well I don't know we ain't going to drink that oat milk anymore it's like my fucker you wouldn't You wouldn't drink an oat milk to begin with Oat Milk's been queer You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, and it hits. Continuing.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yeah, I like oatmeal. Continuing Cadbury, Cream Eggs, Adidas, Hallmark, Flora, Toy Story franchise, Doritos, Doritos, Cotanelle. Wiping Your Ass is Woke now, I get, because Contenel made a 50 seconds. How long you do it, you know. Yeah, don't enjoy it. Brittany Spears, they're mad at her. PetSmart, because PetSmart made a lizard shirt with a rainbow on it.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Like, Rainbow, Lizard. Or rainbows, sometimes. Primark, Walgreens, Disney, the Lego Batman movie, PayPal, Allstate, Wells Fargo, the Chicago White Sox, J.P. Morgan, apparently. What? Firefox, Firefox, the web company, because the CEO of Firefox came out as being against gay marriage and then the board complained about it and disciplined him for it. So it's like they're trying to put one of their own out of business because he works with other people. You know, I don't know. Just try to make it make sense.
Starting point is 00:56:19 The mail, trying to cancel the mail. But the mail hits. Mail does hit. We've always said it. But yeah, they're trying to cancel mail because they made Harvey Milk stamps. Get the fuck out of it. Yeah. Home Depot, Ikea and Walmart.
Starting point is 00:56:34 And also Lego. Lego, specifically because some adults built. some gay shit with Legos but Lego didn't do it. But just because Lego makes all the colors and they can be arranged in a gay fashion, that means Lego's got to go apparently.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Like, I don't even fucking know. And Mark notes in here, I want to make sure I read this to you. He says, even if you ban the Lego, you know, the gay stuff, you will never be able to stop teenagers and Corey from doing things like this, Matt, with it.
Starting point is 00:57:10 You got damn right, baby. You got damn right. I've been talking about wanting to get into Legos now that I have a kid. I'm so excited for him. Dude, it's awesome. That's one of the best part. I love it as a kid. The thing I'll tell you about it is like, before you know it, you will have more Legos.
Starting point is 00:57:27 And you know, first they're like, you fill up a whole goddamn drawer. They all get pulled apart. Like, you know what I mean? Like they're all mixed together. It becomes impossible to fucking, I don't, but I mean, they do, they rule. I love, we was a big Lego family. When you hear all this, when you hear it put one after one after one after one after another on that list, is there not a part of you that gets some sort of sense of kind of relief when you're just like, dude, there's no way they can do this. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Like it's so ridiculous that they, good, spend all your fucking time doing that shit. We'll go win the election. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, because I just don't think, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't say that. I was, I feel like most people other than like the papalist of the pap balls out there, like, also think that most of this is silly, right?
Starting point is 00:58:19 Like they're like, like, people like, like people my age from Salina who are not like progressive necessarily at all still like this type of thing. It's like me, tell me I got to turn my forward in. Get the fuck out of here. I just don't think most people are down with it. No, I think that most people, and in some of these most people probably also don't, not most of them, but some of these most people don't necessarily agree with the gay lifestyle or whatever you want to call it. But I think that most of them are like, I work fucking 10 hours a day. I ain't got time for this shit, all right?
Starting point is 00:58:53 I don't care. Y'all fix the fucking debt ceiling. Give me my fucking job back. I do that. It's just that that's not interesting to put on news. You know what I'm saying? But I don't think most people care. There's so many people, especially on my wife's side of the family.
Starting point is 00:59:07 It's also because, like, the right-wing media, like, they're in the pocket of the people who are fucking regular people over. Do you know what I mean? Like, their boss is fucking Rupert Murdoch. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're not going to push the message. You're being fucked over by rich people. They're not ever going to do that, even though that is the case. And that's the type of shit that most people should be worried about instead of, you know, Mr. Potato Head's dick and all this other stuff.
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