Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews 6/20/2023 –WTF RFK
Episode Date: June 21, 2023Tonight Trae is once again joined by Corey Ryan Forrester (Smart Mark is on vacation) to talk about Hunter Biden's big day and the lunacy of RFK Jr, among other things. Join us. Support the show...
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what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it's june 20th 2023 i'm track
crowder that is not mark agie he is at the beach being shredded and miserable all at
the same time we hope he's enjoying it as much as he's capable of he'll be back next week
but in the meantime i know you're thrilled to see him it's a senior georgia correspondent back once
again mr core iron forester the show what's up show hello
This is a full-on swap cast week, isn't it?
I'm doing Mark's job.
Mark's doing my job.
We're all having a good time in the extended ske universe.
Glad to be here.
Thanks for thinking of me.
Yeah, yeah.
You were on vacation last week,
so Mark filled in for you on putting on airs,
our little silly fancy show we do,
and we recorded for this week's today
where we talked about perhaps the biggest news of the year so far.
The Titanic has claimed some additional victims.
Yeah, that's right.
110 years, 111 years, was it 1912?
1912, I remember that because of Downton Abbey.
111 years later, still taking people out.
If y'all don't know what I'm talking about, a very sketchy-ass sub that submarine.
Which I've eaten several, by the way.
Me too, yeah, but a very sketchy-ass submersible, which somehow managed to charge $250,000
of pop from some of our world's richest and dumbest people has went.
down on an excursion to the wreck of the Titanic and has not returned as of right now
I think they've got like 35 hours of air left or something yeah I don't think they're
coming what do you think you think a cracking got them yeah either a cracker or if a bunch of rich
people are in one place together and they've only got so much air a lot of it has been blown
up their own asses so I think that wasted at an exponential rate and it's like so first of all
We'll move on from this pretty quickly,
but if y'all want to hear an extended conversation of our thoughts on this,
and also just the deep sea and octopus and mermaids and then all kinds of shit,
and also somehow Wolfgang Amadais, Mozart,
then listen to putting on airs, which comes out on Friday.
Thank you, Matt.
There's a graphic.
That's right.
That is our podcast where when we talk about all things,
fancy people, fancy shit, fancy culture.
You get it.
It's fun.
And it is fun.
And mermaids every now.
Yeah.
Well, look,
Titanic fancy rich people fancy rich people Titanic you know what are you gonna do we go down rabbit
halls yes but I was gonna say we referenced this at the end of our discussion on there like
it's like I mean I'm doing it we're doing it like these people I don't mean to make light of someone's
mortal peril but go on it's like it seems like the whole of the internet is on the same page
with that where it's like everybody's like look obviously this is terrible yeah but I mean come on
Because if you all watch the videos and stuff
There's literally one button in it
It's controlled with a old PlayStation controller
powered by Bluetooth
The shit's bought it camping world
Like the handles they've welded in there and stuff
It's not, it doesn't seem to be a tip-top operation to me
And it wasn't like the stock PlayStation controller
It looked like the Ubisoft one that you buy
When you're getting an extra one
You know what I mean?
It's an aftermarket controller, yeah
Yeah dude here's the deal
If they had brought their kids with it
them we wouldn't be saying any of this
but they didn't so I mean
right
if you're rich enough to spend $250,000 to go
down on that death trap you know
just to see the Titanic to say you did it which you inform
the Titanic at this stage of its
existence is basically a pile
of
you know
ocean dust
yeah I mean I could be wrong I did pull that directly
from P.O. Box my butt
226 you know
but still
but anyway hell
I hope they find them, you know.
Me too, because I want to, I want them to, I want them to come up and see what all shit we talked about them.
I want them to come up thinking like, oh, I bet everybody was so worried about it.
And they get on Reddit, and it's just nothing but us talking shit, me and you for an hour on putting on air as being like, what a bunch of fucking idiots.
Also, last thing I'll say about it, the name of the company itself is a little bit of nominative determinism.
I feel like, because they named it Ocean Gate.
Yeah.
And it's like, I told you before we started, I knew that the sub was missing.
And then I saw that on Twitter, Ocean Gate was trending.
And I thought people had just done the like blank gate thing.
You know what I mean?
What did Frank do?
That's just what they named it, made it easy on everybody.
Yeah.
Anyway, speaking of being easy for everybody, there, the North Carolina speaker of the house is big into orgies, turns out.
Yeah.
Yeah, a Republican speaker of the House of North Carolina has been revealed was,
offering political favors in exchange for people come and do as sex parties, or at least
his like his multi-party sex acts.
I don't know if it went to such an extent as like a, you know, a party that's all about
sex, but like a bunch of people porking at the same time.
Where two or more are gathered in his name, I believe that's a, that's a sex party, you know.
One of these people and his long time lover was the wife of a city councilman in the area.
and that councilman has, his name's last name's Lasseter,
the councilman is suing the speaker of the house.
For fucking his wife?
Yeah.
Did you know?
You can do that?
Yeah, evidently.
At least in North Carolina, like they, I think.
Oh, because it's a property dispute.
I get it.
Yeah.
That makes a lot of sense.
All right.
I get it.
Yeah.
Old Southern law that they've kept around.
I read, you can't do that everywhere, I guess.
But in something like six to eight states in the country, you can sue for that,
for somebody banging your wife or husband, I guess.
And it's called, it's called alienation of affection.
Okay.
So it's like the standard is if you, you have to prove there was a preexisting, like,
loving marriage, or at least they like marriage and good standing.
Right.
That this guy weren't with his wiener, right?
And if you can prove that, then you can win a.
a civil suit for alienation of affection, I guess.
Usually, if your wife's going and getting fucked at a Republican Speaker of the House's
sex party, I don't think it was a love and marriage on her end.
You know what I mean?
That's just me.
But I think, well, I think the thing, the idea is, ostensibly it was before his wiener came
into the picture.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Whenever that may have been, which I believe.
it was like three years ago.
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I hope he wins.
That's all I can say.
Yeah, because I was going to, when you first said this, like, I sort of, when I hear
things like this, like, oh, it was a city councilman and this guy was like a higher
ranking political official, my thing is, I bet you that he knew about it, and now that
it got found out, he's embarrassed, and so now he's suing.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe.
You might be right.
My thing was, like I said, it says that he was exchanging political favors in exchange for people coming to his group sex stuff.
Yeah.
And it's like, I didn't realize, even the Speaker of the House at like the state level, it's like, that's a, you know, pretty good favors he must be given out.
Sure.
Like I didn't like a real senator, you know, like a U.S. senator.
Sure.
I get that.
But state senators, I didn't know they had it like that.
But I guess this guy did.
It's the quality of the participants at the sex party.
I think, at the certain levels that go up or down based on, you know, how many constituents you have.
And you'll never believe this.
I mentioned he's a Republican.
He's super, super Christian conservative type Republican, to be exact.
He's very anti-gay marriage.
He supported a state amendment to their state constitution to ban gay marriage back in 2012.
He's like, been very much against the gay.
So let me ask you, it just says he has group sex, he has sex in groups.
yeah surely there's at least a couple other dudes there of course there are dude there's no way
like like there's no way it's just him in like four different yeah yeah which which per all my
buddies who vote the same way this guy does that's queer you know what i mean
listen i don't think it is i don't care either yeah i don't care dude i'll suck them fuck them
whatever as long as we're all having to go i don't give a shit i'm here to party you know what i
mean but i'm just saying like most dudes i know who are super against homosexual
stuff, they would consider a dick in their general purview during the act of sex to be at
least a little homosexual.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, so it makes him a big, fat hypocrite.
Imagine that.
I can't believe it.
Now, the other big story from today, not quite on that level.
No, it's...
Sorry about all that.
No.
I've been drinking since three.
That all hit, yeah, I know.
And it's going well, yeah.
Three Eastern times, just said by now.
He's in Easter time.
It's eight there.
Not five.
We had multiple podcasts today.
We did.
We've been busy all day.
It's been a good, and he has not had the best day,
although he's probably feeling pretty good about it as Hunter Biden.
After, you know, months, years of calls from the right to string him up, basically,
and, you know, expose his laptop to the masses.
The Hunter Biden investigation is apparently ended, and it's,
not ending with an international mass conspiracy, much to their chagrin, but instead with a plea
deal to some misdemeanor tax charges. So they're pretty, so he agreed to plead guilty to
misdemeanor counts of failing to pay his taxes on time in 2017 and 2018. And now also there
was something about a gun when he was a drug addict, but they're diverting those charges or something.
Cancels out. He had a gun he wasn't supposed to have, but that, I don't know if the right word is
dropped. I'm law dumb, but they
that didn't end up being
a part of it. The only official charges
are he pled guilty to these tax things, at least
as of now. The deal is contingent
on him, and he got probation for it
only. The deal is contingent on him
remaining drug-free for two years
and agreeing never to own a firearm
again. And
you know, everybody on the right is pretty pleased
feeling pretty good about it. Really?
They're not upset. They're not upset
that they're taken away as goddamn gun.
That's a little hypocritical to
I think they should at least come back and go,
let him keep his fucking gun now.
That don't have shit to do with it.
You know what I mean?
You may be a comie, you know, crackhead,
shameful stain on this nation's legacy,
but God damn it, he has the Second Amendment right to own a gun.
I will never understand.
No, they're super pissed off.
Of course, of course.
They want, A, they wanted, you know,
they've been saying he'd done so much more than, you know,
Cabal stuff.
Tax stuff and gun.
Yeah,
cabal stuff,
dark money,
all that,
you know,
baris and all that shit,
his laptop,
whatever.
So they're pissed at,
no,
there's none of that.
And they're also pissed at,
you know,
him just getting probation.
Because like,
they wanted this,
they wanted him,
like,
thrown in the gulog
for the rest of his days or whatever,
which was obviously
never going to fucking happen.
But yeah,
they're pissed off.
And I,
I got to say,
if anybody out there watching,
if y'all saw,
I made one of my rant videos about this today.
And it was a little off base,
apparently.
Not you in a,
video that you made for the internet.
Get the fuck out of here.
But I basically like kind of acknowledged that like I said,
they're pissed off because it got off easy and my whole thing was like,
yeah, well, of course he did.
He's the president's son,
but don't act like Donald Trump ain't getting off easy as fuck too in all likelihood.
You know what I mean?
Like considering what he did,
he should be getting fucking waterboarded at a black site right now.
You know, that's what would happen to anybody else,
but he's fucking teeing off on 18.
So shut the fuck up about getting off easy.
but
producer Matt has pointed out to me
I guess according to
at least some experts
has been queried on the matter
he's not really getting off easy
this is from Douglas Berman
a law professor at Ohio State University
and an expert on sentencing guidelines
he said if these are the only offenses
most prosecutors would say
it's not worth a federal case
they would say let's not make a federal case
of it for the average person
because it's not worth it to bring a case
unless there's a reason to be concerned
there's a public safety issue or the trust that everyone is treated equally under the law is at stake.
Well, I mean, you know, that last part, I think, is probably part of their rationale considering the politics around it.
But anyway, yeah, so I guess he didn't really get off easy considering what they actually got him for.
There you fucking go, brother.
And dude, can you, well, you, I will never understand rich people just not paying their taxes.
Now, I understand them not wanting to.
I understand them, like, finagle in the system and finding a tax loophole, but so many of these rich people, like, they just screw around and don't pay their taxes, and then they get all confused when that comes back to bite them in the ass, as if that is not the only thing that the government don't give a damn who you are if you do it.
Right. To be fair, he was a crackhead.
Yeah, that's true. But his daddy is the government. Like, just shouldn't juggle been like, hey, now, I know you don't crack, but like, it's time for your tax.
also like yeah I don't know how dude they just want to like keep as much money I don't know I mean I'm with you I'm 100% with you but I will say like you know you know our taxes like my taxes are a fucking nightmare it's different every year yeah in every state and everything it's so variable it's the fucking nightmare so I have people that have to do my taxes for me like I you know I don't know what they're doing I mean I do I see the thing but I pay the amount they tell me to right yeah I'm paying it right yeah I'm paying it right yeah
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I've never once sat down, wrote a check, been happy about it.
But God damn it, I did it, you know.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, I agree.
It don't hit.
Maybe he was just like, well, no, it was in 2017 and 2018.
So Trump was the president at the time.
I don't fucking.
Like you said, he was on crack.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Tell you what we're going to do.
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Now, as for the show tonight, we're going to dive deep into the lunacy of RFK Jr.
Show, how much you know about him?
I know that he bangs Cheryl Hines or used to.
And he, okay, okay, let me tell you exactly.
And I'm sorry, that was probably a sexist way to say that.
He was in a relationship with Cheryl Hines.
Here's, I don't know any of the shit you're about to say, but I know it's something
serious, and here's why I know it's something serious.
On Father's Day, I was at my parents' house, and my dad looked at me and said, did you hear
RFK Jr. on Joe Rogan?
And I go, and I go, let me stop you right there.
Do you want to have a good day?
And he goes, that's a fair point.
And he did, but he had that glint in his eye that like something RFK.
Jr. said on Joe Rogan hit for him, therefore I know by deductive reasoning, he said some
diabolically crazy shit. Well, your dad's a papal and RFK Jr. has been hitting for a lot of
papals, uh, likely put it that way, despite the fact that he's running in the Democratic primary
against Joe Biden for president. Yeah, uh, but we'll get to that in a little bit. First,
we begin, of course, with the Daily Dumbass, Matt, graphic plays.
Tonight's D.D. People who thought,
think the 2024 GOP primary is going to be decided by anything more high-minded than simply Trump
calling DeSantis Ron DeHomo or something like that.
Here we go.
2016, you said that. I'm going to surround myself with only the best and most serious people.
Well, I did do that. This time.
This time. We had tremendous look. We had the best economy we've ever had.
The world has ever seen. Your vice president, Mike Pence, is running against you.
Yeah. Your ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley. She's running against you.
against you.
Your former Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo,
said he's not supporting you.
You mentioned National Security Advisor John Bolton.
He's not supporting you either.
You mentioned Attorney General Bill Barr,
says you shouldn't be president again.
Calls you the consummate narcissist and troubled man.
You recently called and Bar, a gutless pig.
Your second Defense Secretary is not supporting you.
Called you your responsible.
This week, you and your White House,
called your White House Chief of Staff John Kelly,
weak and ineffective and born with a very small brain.
rain.
You called your first secretary of State of McClellanie, a born loser.
You called your first secretary of State Rex Tillerson, dumb as a rock, and your first
defense secretary, James Mattis, the world's most overrated general.
You called your White House Press Secretary Kay the Canadian milk toast, and multiple times
you've referred to your transportation secretary, Elaine Chow, as Mitch McConnell's China-loving
world.
All right.
You shoe stink.
You clothes stink.
Your house stink.
Yeah.
God damn, son.
John Bolton, that man that you called
everything but a white man? You remember that guy?
God, damn. Yeah, you don't have for him.
Turns out. It's so funny thinking about
how, even though he
was like saying all this
to go against Trump and retort
what he just said, Trump was definitely listening
to that going, this is hitting for me.
I remember saying all that stuff
that hits. He's like, yeah, he is a born
loser. She does love
China. That guy's brain don't hit.
She does love China. I did
say all that. I mailed it.
I nailed it, honestly, that whole time.
Fucking killing me, dude.
God, Jesus Christ.
I don't, I mean, I do know, because he was, he was the president.
He's going to be the nominee for president again.
But it's wild to me that people keep, like, wanting to work for him.
You know what I mean?
Like, his loggers, he's, like, been through so many whole legal teams.
And he, like, never pay him.
He don't pay him.
Yeah.
It's not just the way he is.
He don't pay him.
Right.
And it's like, I just, but like, dude, people that status.
It's, they want their name, man.
Yeah.
I know, yeah.
I mean, dude, like, scaramucci, like, nobody knew who the fuck he was before Trump.
Like, that's all it is.
It's, like, all these people, like, he's probably not going to pay me.
He's going to be a dick to me.
But I guarantee you, I can get a fucking $400,000 advance from Simon and Schuster coming out the gate and then start a podcast.
And I'll be something like, I do get it, you know.
I mean, dude, think about how many regular people, like, uh, Joe,
Rogan's going to come up.
You mentioned Joe Rogan.
Like, think about like fear factor.
Yeah, right.
Like, regular people, the shit, they'll do, like, just to get on your TV or whatever.
You know what I mean?
So to, like, not only get on TV, but to get your name out there in high profile circles or whatever.
They'll eat political tarantulas.
But also, dude, some of them go to fucking jail.
Yes, they do.
A lot of them.
Like, it's, it's an occupational hazard when you go to Donald Trump.
But, I mean, they all deserve it and fuck them.
But I'm just saying, like.
yeah i don't think i'd want uh i'd want that gig i think i'd take it uh and just not do a good job
and just like not do any of the stuff that would get me in jail drew last week or the week before
was on here talking about trump's second indictment and he was saying because drew used to be
a public defender in miami you know he never talks about it that's weird he said uh he said he said
he said he'd love to be trump's uh lawyer just take just take a fall yeah i don't think he was saying that
He was just like, oh, he said because I would, he said, I would do every single thing that Trump told me to do.
Yeah. And just let him like, you know, give him enough rope to hang himself or whatever and just.
And then be famous as shit.
Right. Yeah. So speaking of Trump last week, we were talking about, he went to, did you hear about that? When he was in Miami to get arraigned, he, uh, he went to a Cuban restaurant and said food for everybody.
You hear about that? Yes. Well, we mentioned that last week and left it.
that because we didn't know and have since found out. He then left without paying anybody,
anything for any food at all, which is also hilarious. Yeah, I would like to point something out
because I heard a bunch of my Republican friends saying, well, okay, but like he didn't ever say
that he was paying for anything. He literally just came in. Now, now, let me go here. He said,
he just came in and said food for everybody. And like, that is true. At a restaurant,
if there's food for everybody and I go okay
I said okay so
so you found a two options
either he's a liar
who runs out on a bill or
he's a dumbass because who just walks
into a restaurant and goes food
for everybody like a dumb
fuck does that
so which one is he that is what this place
does yeah yeah
do you want to click on here
like he's just looking out like doing that remember we did that he was like
camera light woman man
that'll think yeah yeah that thing
Maybe he just walks in and he's like, well, look at this.
Food for everybody.
Isn't that nice?
Or that's the first time he's ever been in like a regular restaurant and he was surprised.
He was like, wow, food for everybody?
He's a, he's got a trash palate.
That's true, but I figured he has those flown in.
McDonald's, you know.
Yeah, but not at McDonald's.
No, he eats it on his plane.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
But like, matter of fact, reportedly, he didn't eat.
at the Cuban place either because he had
McDonald's waiting for him on the jet.
So he just walked into a restaurant
exclaimed a thing
that is true in every restaurant
food for everybody. And then fucked off
to McDonald's. Yes, that's
exactly what he did. Your nominee, ladies
and gentlemen. People have said that like
his people have been like
well, he was only there for 10 minutes.
People didn't even have time to order anything,
let alone get the bill. But it's like, that's
not the point. No.
You don't go into a restaurant and scream food.
for everybody.
Right.
And,
you know,
unless you expect
people to buy shit
that you're going to
pay for.
Of course.
Everyone there
thought that.
Every fucking person there
was like,
our bills paid for
by the president.
Fucking hey.
Yeah.
She-wee.
I don't know.
She-wee.
Remember he,
it wasn't Georgia.
It was before Georgia's time,
I think.
Clemsonston.
They said,
they gave them all
McChicons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he said that they all
claimed it was the best meal they'd ever had.
I'm sure. I'm sure they did.
Did Georgia go?
Georgia didn't go.
That's what I thought. No, Georgia didn't go.
It was like a scheduling thing, though, wasn't it?
It was a schedule. Yeah, it was
they didn't go see Biden,
is what it is. Right.
And like, it was a scheduling thing,
but like, it wasn't a good look for me.
You know what I mean? Like, it very much seemed, like,
because to me, here's the thing.
Like, what do you have on your?
schedule that you can't go see the goddamn president in the United States unless you're making
some sort of point, which is fine.
I remember, I wish I could remember exactly what it said, so this is going to be basically
worthless.
But I remember reading the like, you know, the supposed explanation for it, like the details
of the scheduling thing.
I remember reading it and being like, all right, because I think it was more like, it wasn't
just like, we've got this going on and thus that don't hit for me.
Yeah, right.
I think it was like, it was because it was so much.
much later, a lot of those guys were in minicamp in the NFL and shit like that.
You know what I mean?
And like they had others.
I think it was something like that.
But yeah, but my bias is like if Trump was in office and they had done that,
I'd have claimed that it was because we hit and we didn't want to see Trump.
You know what I mean?
Me too, but he's not.
But he's not.
So clearly it was mini camp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Let's see here.
Another thing that broke this week is apparently the Washington Post reported that the FBI
resisted opening a probe.
to Trump's role in January 6th for more than a year, which like, I remember thinking that.
Like at the time, I remember me and Mark on here like every week would be like, what are they doing?
Yeah, right.
Are they going to do anything at all?
And I was, I was like, I don't think they're going to do anything.
It sure don't seem like they're going to do anything.
Well, obviously, it finally came to an end, but they waited at least a year to start,
either because of like cowardice or you know the FBI loves Trump or whatever it you know whatever the case may be what like I like because what could be more important than domestic terrorism right but I think if you're if you look at it and I'm not trying to make excuses for them although that's how this is going to sound I'm just saying like fuck the FBI on an individual level like like imagine getting that assignment like it's going to make your name sure but it's like I mean where do you like
Like, where do you even start with some shit like that?
Like the literal president inciting a, you know, a fucking insurrection or whatever.
It's like, that's a pretty big can of worms there.
For sure, man.
And like, honestly, like, not even trying to be funny, but like, if you're the agent that gets assigned to head that task force, like, you're not safe.
You know what I mean?
Like, when that information gets out that you're the one looking into it, like you and your family are not safe.
So, you know, it very well could have been, like, for a whole year, they had trouble finding someone who was like, okay, I'll fucking do it.
Because, like, yeah, there's a goddamn president in the United States who has a insane cult following who clearly does crazy insurrection type stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, but, you know, they finally, you know, they finally did so in terms of opening up the investigation, seemed to be catching up.
But at a year, ain't none of us ever going to get back, Cho.
You know, so we'll see, we'll see what happens.
How are you feeling on this whole thing at this point?
After two indictments are probably more coming.
Like, I was saying the whole time, I was like, he ain't nothing's going to happen to him.
It's just that's just not how things work.
You know, like, it don't hit for me, but it's just the way it is.
Well, I mean, where are you at on that as of right now today?
It's still hard for me to go, something that hits will happen.
you know yeah um but like yeah i'll be the first one to admit like i was literally calling
people insane for even saying that he was going to be indicted on shit uh and again it wasn't me
saying i hope he did i fucking dude throw him in the goddamn ocean set him a drift that's what i want
but like i just like you it's literally unprecedented like it's it's never happened and i
I just thought that that's because it couldn't.
You know what I mean?
I just thought, well, like, you can't.
Like, because, again, we all know that no matter which president is your favorite president, they have done some shit that they probably ought to go in jail for.
You know what I mean?
And so I just thought, like, well, there's just a rule that, like, while you're in there, anything you do kind of just goes.
So because something is actually happening, there's part of me that's like, I don't know, maybe they'll see it through.
But then the other part of me is like, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
This is as good as it gets.
That nothing, nothing is going to happen after this.
He's going to get indicted.
Everything is going to be fine.
It's going to actually give him a bigger platform to run for president,
and then we're going to go through four more years of hell.
That's what I think.
Yep.
Okay.
I mean, I'm with you.
Yeah, well, Drew, you know, again, Drew was on last week.
He's a logger, and he was saying he was like,
he was like, based on the charge in the most recent indictment,
he was like, based on the charges they have actually filed.
He was like, if he takes a plea,
that's a different story, but if it goes to trial and if he is found guilty, he was like,
I literally don't know how they can legally not give him jail time based on what the charges are.
But it's like if he's found guilty.
Yeah, also he'll probably need one juror, you know what I mean, that's all it takes.
But he'll also probably take a plea deal.
Yeah, maybe.
I just don't know because he's him.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, because that'd be admitting that he did something.
Yeah, right.
something wrong or whatever and he don't do that please allow me to say first that I didn't even a little bit read it
but it wasn't Andy Borowitz so I know that it was an actual and I think it was either in the New York Times of the Washington Post
someone posted the other day like what what America needs to heal is for Joe Biden to pardon Trump seriously and this was like a liberal that
wrote it or whatever and I've never been so goddamn mad at the fucking cowardice of our fucking party in my goddamn life don't you
dare now don't you wrong i understand the sentiment of it it's like you will sort of end the
furor a little bit but then like it just says to all these people do whatever you fucking want
yeah bro it's like it's like your boy neville chamberlain right now i know except i know he's an under
he's a misunderstood figure he is a misunderstood figure we talked about neville chamberl on last week's
putting on airs yeah but yeah it's like bending over and presenting your butt to the
fascist, basically, is what that's doing.
Yeah, but I've said millions of times, like, that's just, what that is, is that
article is saying, hey, the Democrats, once again, need to be pragmatic, because I can
understand how that's a pragmatic approach, but as I've said a million times, at one point,
we're going to have to rip the fucking Band-Aid off and just let it bleed and just see and just let
that shit heal on itself, or if it don't, I don't know, but like someone's got to try because
pardoning Donald Trump
just
I say we've worked too hard
me and you have just made videos
but you get what I'm saying
yeah
I do
alright our next honorable mention
for Daily Dumbass is
anybody who doesn't think
needing money for tattoo removal
will motivate nine year olds
to get a goddamn job
what
I know
a convoluted
but here's what the fuck
school in Alabama
has been stamping
the words
I need lunch money on children's arms when their lunch account gets low or runs into the negative, right?
So this particular story, this eight-year-old comes home, his dad sees it.
He thinks it's like a good job, champ, stamp on his hand, looks closer, and it says, I need money for, I need money for lunch, or I need lunch money, whatever.
And this did not hit for the father because, like, these aren't even pollers we're talking about here, like this particular family.
It's just like, you know, you lose track of shit.
Sometimes they're like busy working.
You got to put, I, like, California, all school luncheers are free in California, which
obviously super hits for me.
But before that happened, you know, we'd have a lunch account for our kids.
I couldn't have told you how much was in that at any given time.
Of course not.
Of course not.
It could easily run down without you realizing it, which is what happened here.
And then you're going to alienate a fucking child.
Yeah, I have to shame.
The kid, well, no, I don't know.
I mean, eight-year-olds are, it's not a five-year-old.
An eight-year-old was probably like, I don't know what the fuck this is about.
just, you know, this ain't cool.
But what would you do?
Like, as a parent.
Yeah.
I'm glad you.
This is the first time that I've ever been able to answer a question, I think, as a parent.
And I hate to be the person that goes, now that I have a child, I think about things
differently, but I fucking, of course, do.
I mean, this would make me mad before, but now actually putting myself in that situation
of my son having to, because again, like you said, like, we have money.
We're totally fine, but I have fucking ADD.
I could totally see me just fucking up.
That is absolutely reprehensible.
Now, granted, my kid who is not poor, and I assume everybody would know that, he could
probably shake it off.
He'd probably be like, ah, whatever, daddy forgot the bill.
But more often than not, this is going to happen to a kid who already maybe didn't get
his clothes washed that week or maybe already had lice at the beginning of the year.
Someone who had a lot of this stuff already happened to him to where.
where his self-esteem is not good.
And then this right here, this right here,
is fucking the reason why kids start doing some crazy shit
and go to juvenile and then get in a system
and can't fucking get out of it.
And it's like, dude, go stamp it on the fucking parents' head
for all I give a shit.
I mean, that's probably still rude,
but like, at least that's better.
Like, this is literally just shaming a goddamn child
who, number one, can't do anything about it.
They're a child.
It's not like they can go fucking pick up a shift
and pay for their fucking lunch, right?
And they don't know how to process any of that.
Like, that's ridiculous.
I would go down to the school and make an absolute shoe store out of the
motherfucker's ass who put that shit on my kid's arm.
That's what I would do.
Yeah.
Preach, baby.
So on a related note, Republicans have declared banning universal free school meals
a top priority for them in 2024.
It's like, dude, this is the type of headline,
the type of chopped at least in time that I'm just like,
how do they not i think all the time about that fucking mitchell and webb sketch are we the baddies
i know right like i think that with our with the gop all the times like how do that some of this
shit they outwardly say and do and a spouse or whatever it's like i don't know how you do it with a
straight face without realizing like this maybe kind of makes me look like a dickhead yeah like
like when you say it out loud or when you just look like like that's you know that's what me and
always talked about of like the fucking like republicans when they're trying to figure out all the
shit that they hate about democrats they'll like make up all this shit that no democrat has ever said
and then you're like nobody's actually doing that and you're like yeah but that's what they really
want to do meanwhile the republicans like just say the actual shit out loud and i don't understand
where like now don't get me wrong i know that nowadays there's plenty of people who were like
we should defund all the libraries right but for years and years and years and years and
years, we just all kind of understood that roads and libraries and shit like that was like a really
good use of our tax dollars. And I do not understand why as a society, kids getting free lunch
doesn't fall under the, yeah, of course our taxes pay for it, but it's a good thing that helps
everybody out. I don't understand that. Yeah, it's like states like California and some other ones,
21 states, I think, are working on measures to like give free lunch, feed every child in a public
school, right? And they hear that and they're like,
absolutely not go i watch and it just blows my mind man uh speaking of mind blowing let's talk
about r f k junior a little bit he is uh robert f kennedy junior is running in the dim primary for
president so he's not a third party candidate at present anyway he could end up doing that which
would probably not be good yeah could play spoiler but currently he's running against
biden and he's making a little bit of noise apparently uh according to some polls his support from
Democrats right now is as high as 20% in some surveys, which is wild to me.
Yeah, right. That's pretty high.
This is the guy we're talking about. Democrats voting for you.
You got this first video here, Matt. Yeah.
They're going to have the right to compel unwanted medical interventions on us.
The Nazis did that in the camps in World War II.
They tested vaccines on gypsies and Jews.
And the world was so horrified after the war, and we signed the Nuremberg Charter.
I didn't know Catherine Hepburn was running for president.
What the fuck?
Also, I didn't know that's what he sounded like, but he's definitely got that Kennedy beat red face going on.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was, you know, he liked his boobs and his hair wrong back in the day.
No, did he like hair wrong?
He did like hair wrong.
Well, I reckon he's clean these days.
He don't sound like it.
The voice, to be fair, he has, I've got it in our notes here somewhere.
I've got to find it.
It's called spasmodic dysphonia.
Okay, then I'm sorry.
A rare neurological disorder that causes his larinix to tighten uncontrollably and his voice to halt and tremor.
Okay, I apologize then.
To me, he sounded like that lady at the church that's always about to cry when she requests prayer.
Yeah, but let me elaborate a little.
further. It is a disease, right? But the specific cause of it isn't really known. It says researchers think it could be genetic. It could be something that came from a respiratory infection he had earlier in life or perhaps even stress. But RFK Jr. himself is absolutely convinced that a what do you think caused his vaccines? Absolutely. Okay. Well, regardless of whether or not that is true, fuck him. But there might be somebody else out there that suffers from that.
I didn't mean to make light of it.
I had just,
he sounded like fucking Catherine Hepburn,
but I'm sorry.
I wasn't thinking.
I thought that maybe he'd just been smoking cigars all weekend.
Right.
So he's running as of right now,
according to polls.
He's closer to Biden than every single GOP candidate
except DeSantis is to Trump, right?
So you got Pence,
Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Chris Christie,
like RFK Jr.
is closer to Biden than any of those are.
Wow.
Right.
So like, yeah.
Why do you think,
Why do you think that might be?
Where do you think that support's coming from at this stage?
It's coming from, well, I think what it might be,
especially since my dad was like, oh, you hear what this fucking guy's saying?
There's a lot of people who are Republican and want to vote for someone who has pretty much
Republican beliefs, but they feel a little bit of shame for voting for Trump.
so they're willing to go, well, you know, I'd vote for that Democrat if blah, blah, blah, blah.
I agree with that.
But this, if I'm reading it right, these polls are specifically, these are registered Democrats we're talking about.
Well, then it's, well, then dude.
And it's fucking people who want to act like Democrats and not like, it's people who believe very Republican things, but have a gay kid.
You know what I mean?
The CNN poll late last month that showed RFK Jr. had 20% support against Biden.
found that the main reason voters liked him was because his last name is Kennedy.
I mean, that makes sense, too.
That's the, that's the world, you know, ain't that America.
That's just how that goes.
Anything else about him, but his last name is Kennedy and thus, he hits for me.
Now, of course, that could kind of be a good thing if the, of course, these are probably
not the most politically literate people, but like, if they, if they, all they know is
he's a Kennedy and they're like, Kennedy's hit, and then they actually find out more about
him, they, you know, they might be like, oh, never mind.
Never mind.
He probably hit, but he don't.
So I guess I'm going back to Biden.
But I don't know, man.
Even the other, even the other Kennedys are not down with it, though, for the record.
Really?
Like, yeah.
Which ones are left?
His siblings.
He's got a bunch of siblings.
He's got a bunch of siblings and cousins, which I didn't, I didn't know.
Like, but they're like, they've been like, lieutenant governor of the state of Maryland.
Is that one from Boston, that redheaded chap?
Redhead, I don't know.
There's a redheaded Kennedy from Boston.
I'm not talking about Ted Kennedy.
Are you the old old Joe?
No, not old Teddy.
There's a young dude.
He looks like Conan O'Brien, and he's a Kennedy, and he's like from Boston or something.
So I figured.
Well, they're all originally from Boston.
That's what I'm saying.
I figured it, uh, him, you know, I don't know.
But producer Matt, look that up.
There's a red-headed Kennedy from Boston.
It looks like Conan O'Brien.
I don't know if you can fit all that into Google, but Joe Kennedy the third.
He probably already knows who you're talking about.
Joe Kennedy the third.
Yeah.
Uh, Joe, not the.
best Kennedy to be named after, I don't think.
Oh, he does kind of look like Cohen O'Brien, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, and O'Brien's Irish from Boston, too.
That's right.
Did I just know a politician that you didn't know?
Suck it, Trey.
Yeah, munch on that.
So anyway, all of RFK Jr.'s family, basically in the article where they were all, you know,
asked about it, they were all like, it's not like, there's that one, there's a Republican
congressman or senator from, I think, Arizona, who his entire family,
his like eight brothers and sisters put out a campaign ad talking about how much he did not hit
like it was like i'm his brother he sucks don't vote for him right dude it wasn't it wasn't like
that here they were all like we love bobby so much he's my brother and i love him but
is he still with sherele hines yeah i think so i saw something the other day where larry david
was like talking about how he was so sorry that he introduced them
Yeah, I think, I think he is still with her, but, like, she's had to come out publicly and say, like, just so y'all know, I don't believe the shit he believed.
So they've got, like, a, um, a, uh, Kelly Ann and fuck face.
Yeah.
I guess so because, like, she, she took pictures of herself wearing a mask during COVID and stuff like that and also came out that they had a party at their house, like post-COVID, but they, or, you know, however you define post-COVID, like after the worst of it.
They had a party at their house, but they, uh, they required everybody to be vaccinated, right, which is like his whole thing is not doing that.
And he was just basically like, well, look, you know, she wears the pants. What do you want me to do?
So, like, she's not down with any of it. And at one point, he reportedly offered her a, uh,
like a separation, even though they didn't want to be separated.
Right.
Like he just said, like, hey, I know I'm not, you know, you're not loving the way I'm
making you look or whatever.
So if you want to just like get divorced, we can do that.
I mean, he didn't say that, but he kind of did.
But I don't think they did.
Well, I mean, you know, I think they're still good.
I can't decide how I feel about shit like that because it's like when she got with him,
he probably wasn't like that.
And like, she still does love him.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, bro.
They got together in 2014.
Yeah, but he's been a big, dude.
No, well, that's the thing.
Okay, you know what we talked about before?
Like, anti-va.
I feel like some people.
Oh, yeah, it did pre-day COVID for sure.
And not only did it predate COVID.
It used to be, it's hard to like remember maybe to people, but it was that.
I used to call it.
I used to call it.
I was like, that is liberal climate change denial.
Yes, it is.
Because it started out as a liberal thing.
Exclusively hippies.
You're correct.
Who could.
liberals, right?
Me and you looked like Republicans talking to a lot of people, because I remember that.
Like, me and you had, back before COVID, me and you had conversation with other liberals
about vaccines, and we came out of it just being like, God damn, am I a Bush?
What the fuck?
Right.
So he, I think, was one of them.
But just so you know, like, it goes a lot further than just vaccine misinformation
with this guy.
He's like, he's like against.
the war in the Ukraine or wants to he's like you know anti-Ukraine or whatever okay i was about
saying there's a huge difference in being against the war being anti- ukraine he's on the wrong
side of it basically right and he's got so he's with russia yeah i'm trying to find it in here
being with russia dude who the fuck ever thinks that's the right thing to do have you not seen
any goddamn movie ever do you not love sports do you not know who fucking ivan coloff is god damn it like
we don't do that shit
yeah I know no I mean that's the thing
Russia used to like not hit for any
American you know what I mean
they or still not right yeah
and then now that you know Trump butted up
with Putin or whatever some of them are like they were wearing
for the record the Russian
people are totally fine fuck Putin
RFK Jr.
blames
Zelensky
for the Russian invasion
of Ukraine
and that's the most victim
blaming shit
I blame Ukraine for Russia invading Ukraine.
Yeah, but he's got other shit, too, that I thought I had in my damn notes, but I can't find them now to list them off.
But it goes further than just the Russia-Ukraine thing and being anti-vaccin, the COVID conspiracies and all that stuff.
Like, he has a lot of just straight-up right-wing stances, but he's, you know, running as a Democrat, and he was, like, he made his bones as a big-time environmental logger, so that's cool.
Well, that's, again, that's a, that's a, that right there is a perfect Democrat for so many Democrats who, at their fucking core, are Republicans, it's just that they want to seem like they're not racist. You know what I mean? Like, that guy is absolutely perfect for so many of those people. Right. But I don't, but he's not going to, he wouldn't win on his own, I don't think. He's got a lot of kooky ideas about stuff. Matt, if you have that AIDS video, shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
do about a minute of this, Matt, or we'll call it as we go.
Tony Fauci won a power struggle with Broder.
And he said, this is an infectious disease.
We've proven it.
With Bob Gallo proved this is being caused by a virus.
There's a lot of people that said it's not a virus.
The virus is a passenger virus.
And these people are dying mainly because of poppers,
100% of the people who died in the first.
of the first thousand what AIDS were people who were addicted to poppers,
which are known to cause carpozy, sarcom, and rats.
And, you know, they were people who were part of a gay lifestyle
where they were burning the candle at both ends,
and they were taking a lot of injectable drugs and methadrine,
and there were poppers on sale everywhere at the gay bars.
I remember growing up in that era in the gay bars it would be last call for
poppers and last call for alcohol.
So burning the butt-fuck candle at both ends.
And the poppers, the drugs, which we talked about a well-red.
Actually, that was a lost episode of well-read.
But I was saying, I'd actually just found out about those.
But it's like a drug you huff, right?
Yeah, it's like a whip it.
Yeah, and apparently they're very, they're big deal in the gay community or whatever.
But they do not.
stick them in your butt, too.
They do not cause AIDS.
No, I don't think that they cause AIDS.
Dude, if shit like that caused AIDS, I'd have AIDS.
You know what I mean?
And I don't have AIDS.
Matt, get the clip ready about Wi-Fi specifically.
I know we're jumping around a little bit, but I want to get the comments in a minute.
So I'm doing that on purpose, the Wi-Fi stuff.
The reason he's, like, in the news a lot right now,
and the reason more people talk about him and everything is you already alluded to,
your daddy bringing him up because he was on Joe Rogan, right?
And he started out by being like, listen, I don't want to talk about vaccines.
And then they talked a whole lot about vaccines and how they don't hit or whatever.
But, yeah.
And Rogan was like, well, we can talk about a naturally bald eight, but I was really hoping.
So let's show you a good example of how it went down.
This is not about vaccines.
It's about another crazy thing.
Well, Wi-Fi radiation does all kinds of bad things, including causing cancer.
Wi-Fi radiation causes cancer.
Yeah, from your cell phone.
I mean, their cell phone tune.
tumors you know that i mean i'm representing hundreds of people who have cell phone tumors
behind the ear it's always on the ear that you favor with your cell phone oh and you know
we have the science so if anybody listens in front of a jury they it will be over you know
what is the number because a lot of people there's a lot of people with it they're
claiblastomas that's the kind of cancers that they get but cancer's not the worst thing they
also you know it opens up i-fi rate radiation opens up your blood brain barrier
and so all these toxic that are in your body can now go into your brain how does
Wi-Fi radiation open up your blood-brain barrier.
Now you're going beyond my expertise.
Oh, now.
I'm going to use a number here, and you're going to think it's hyperbole, but it's not.
There are tens of thousands of studies.
He sounds like Alex Jones, if they put one of those voice disguisers on him when he was
blacked out in an interview.
Right there, I think they've spent his voice up or whatever.
I saw people on the internet saying, like, I saw people like sharing the information.
You know, if you play an interview with him on 1.5 speed,
it's actually way easier to take or whatever.
I mean, yeah.
So people be doing that, I guess.
But anyway, yeah, the way he's like, oh, here's what it does.
And then Joe Rogan literally just asked the question, how?
And he goes, well, now you're going down my area of expertise, you know.
But he meant Rogan, shortly after that Rogan ends up saying like, Jamie, we got to get rid of Wi-Fi or whatever.
He also has, he thinks 5G is critical.
crazy and you know mind control and all that shit we ain't got to show that matt but he's like you know like playing all the conspiracy theory hits he believes that the CIA killed his dad and his uncle maybe too okay i'm with you on that shit all right fuck yeah he's spitting two out of three ain't bad because here's the deal i'm not before you start matt you can go ahead and grab some comments and stuff and throw them up there because i don't make sure we get to some but go ahead show i'm not entirely convinced that wifi and microwaves and all that shit
shit, don't do something horrible to us, but these people try to posit it as if it's some
sort of democratic conspiracy. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, dude, who fucking knows?
Like, you know, they used, we used to hear about putting your cell phone on your balls and
testicular cancer and shit. Hell, I don't know. We just now found out the adverse effects
of goddamn hormones in our chicken. Who fucking knows? But I don't think it's a political thing.
For sure, but also, and as far as hormones and your chicken, a lot of that stuff, if it's any kind of
political thing. It goes in the other direction because it's regulations. You know what I mean?
Like, you know what else gives you cancer? Fucking poison in your drinking water, which is, you know,
wouldn't happen if we had a robust EPA regulating people. Eric J. Lofenberg says,
it's great to see you on weekly skews, Corey Ryan Forrester. Thank you, Eric J. Laughenberg. I really
appreciate that. I'm glad to be here. But yeah, and also my thing with that is and has always been like,
dude, fucking what does it cause cancer? You know what I mean? Living in California, there's some kind of
law in California where they have to do this, but like they post that to post little like signs
that say, you know, the state of California has found that some elements involved in the
whatever, the making of this or whatever it is, have been known to possibly cause cancer.
And those signs are on almost every fucking building you go into and every public building, at least.
Thank you. Connie. Connie stating says, hit the like button. Thank you. I always forget. Like, share,
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Oh, also, like, listen, this is something we say on putting up, putting on airs too.
What a favorite y'all could do me is if you watch this show every week, which we really
appreciate, if you could, if you ever listen to podcasts and have a podcast app, if you could go
on that app and just click subscribe on there, even if you don't listen to it on there,
that would actually help us out a lot in, in numerous ways.
and that's true for putting on airs, too.
So, you know, it costs you nothing.
It helps us a whole lot.
That would be very cool if you would do that.
Anyway, we're, oh, yeah, he's like, you know, he's pretty lunaticy.
And like I said, as of now, he's running against Biden.
I don't think he has any shot of actually taking down Biden in a primary,
but, like, you know, could illustrate some weaknesses.
And if he ends up going third party or whatever, that could be a fucking problem, you know.
Well, yeah.
As you said, I don't.
think he's going to take him.
Honor Arroyo says RFK Jr. used to be decent on Ring of Fire with Mike Pampadonio.
Baptonio.
Dude.
Sorry.
Pappentonio.
It's Italian as hell.
Not sure what happened to him.
Well, the thing is, it scares me a little bit.
If you read comments on like the interview, the clips get posted on Reddit or stuff like that,
a lot of people are like, you know, you listen to this guy.
And Joe Rogan said this too.
He's like, you listen to this guy.
Like people say he's a kook, whatever.
But you listen to him and he sounds like reasonable.
He sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
So he's like good at, you know, despite his voice,
he's good at speaking and being articulate and stuff like that.
Yeah, that's a dangerous person.
That's the scientist.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
Damn.
RS 385 says skews has a podcast version.
I didn't know that.
Jesus Christ.
That's not directed at you.
It's directed at me, us, me, Mark, Matt definitely should have been a thing that people
are aware of.
But, yeah, it does have a podcast version.
It's obviously the exact same show.
Matt just post the audio to our RSS feed.
Some people only listen to the audio.
But again, even if you don't, if you subscribe to the audio, that would be awesome.
Also, sometimes you're not going to be able to make it live.
You know what I mean?
But that doesn't mean that you can enjoy the show.
Even if you don't make it live, you can still watch it on my YouTube or Facebook or whatever.
It's not live.
Emily Budd or perhaps Booed.
Booze, says Professor Emeritus Cho is on fire tonight.
Oh, thank you.
appreciate that. I have not been referred to as Professor Emeritus Cho in a long time.
Yeah, look, I got a word write that you didn't do.
You did.
Look at that.
You are on fire.
That's one of those that is, as I was saying it, I was like, that ain't how you say that.
I did the same thing in my brain.
Sometimes you just start reading and, you know, you're not ready to read, really?
Yes.
Me and you often have that problem.
I've never ready to read.
I say word wrong pretty often.
me too and unfortunately i say them wrong in front of you and i never hear the god damn end of
it but you know what are you going to do i don't know uh but let's see here shan henry says
it's handy to have the podcast version for listening on bike rides yeah exactly or like cho
listens to podcasts not this one but he listens to podcasts on his walk that's right uh he takes
every day i i just so you all know i pretty much exclusively listen to audio versions of podcast
and I listen to them when I'm, like, cooking or if I'm driving, you know, stuff like that.
So, yeah.
My wife makes fun of me because there's never a moment, unless me and her, like, looking after the baby,
there's never a moment where there's not headphones in my fucking ears.
So, like, I'm not going to be able to hear by the time I'm 60.
Drump Hating Dragon says, I like Joe Rogan on news radio.
It ended after that.
I disagree.
He hit from me for a whole lot longer than just news radio.
Me too.
I've been actually pretty disappointed in the whole thing with Joe Rogan ever since COVID.
Yeah, because I love it.
Further to the rack because, like, I mean, yeah, I was always a fan too, frankly.
And for a long time, and it made me kind of look like a dumbass in retrospect,
because he's kind of been getting that flack for a while.
People would be like, he's a gateway to the alt, right?
And pre-COVID, I would absolutely, like, go to back for him.
If that ever came up, I'd be like, no, he's just open-minded, fucking, you know.
And, but, you know, now here we are.
Dude, I mean, there was a, there was a, it took me longer than it should to stop listening, but it was only, I would only do it if he had a guest that I liked.
Like I would, you know what I mean? Like, I'd be like, oh, shit, I love that comedian. I'm going to fucking listen and like, I don't know, hell.
He's good at what he does.
Matt has selected another comment for us to read here. It's from David Bowman and it says Matt is doing an awesome job tonight.
So.
Kick an ass. None of the videos lagged.
I know. No, he's on it. He gets a lot of shit.
Does he really why?
Mostly for me and Mark, but also in person.
Well, he, I've, oh, yeah, you weren't there.
You had a baby in Portland.
That's right, I did.
We were in Portland, a guy, Matt was out in, he came to a show and he was sitting
out there, and I think they overheard somebody talking about skews or something.
And then Matt's partner was like, I did you know, this is producer Matt?
And the dude got, the way he responded to it was, he goes, how fucking hard is it to play a video?
Dude, listen, when you are streaming and there's different types of internet extremely hard.
It's not just clicking a button.
Sometimes it just don't work to defend Matt.
Mick Jett says I subscribe to the podcast.
Thank you very much.
Somebody else at a show, one of our shows in Minneapolis came up to me and showed me a, like a button or something they made that said like,
Trey, producer Matt, video.
please, and then it says, producer Matt, and then in parentheses,
not a goddamn thing happens for 60 seconds or something like that.
Did you see what Matt just said to us in the chat here?
No.
He said, I got the Mark pick from last year.
Hey, it's an oldie but a goody.
Throw it up.
Mark is at the beach.
Everybody will be back next week.
Look at that.
Look how thrilled.
Yeah, how thrilling.
Loving it.
Who doesn't love hashtag beach life, baby?
God, damn.
Yeah.
Yeah, and yes, to be clear, totally clear, that is the picture from last year.
We tried to get a new picture.
We're still going to keep trying, but, yeah, because you know any shit changed.
No, hell no.
Ain't nothing but changed, but he's got the beach bod and everything.
He does, man.
He should be happier than he is.
I know.
Look at that, dude.
It's so goddamn funny.
Look at this fucking tree bullshit.
Yeah.
It was non-framing, got that tree right in the center of.
Oh, my God.
All right.
So, all right.
Well, we're about to wrap it up.
I mean, we are wrapping it up.
Cho, do you, what do you want to plug separately from what I've done already?
Well, obviously putting on airs, but I would also like to plug, as I always do, part-time funnyman.
That is my substack.
That is where I do bonus podcasts.
I do essays.
I do some audio dramas.
Like three or four times a week, I just go on a long-form park rant and upload.
that it's a lot of fun and you can subscribe uh it's five dollars a month or you can get it for
free because i'm lazy and i don't do the tier thing i'm bad business man part-time funnyman dot com
it'd make me real happy if you subscribed to either of them there you go hits uh quickly traycrouter
com for tickets watch damn boy my special on youtube weekly skews dot com slash more for the patreon
for this here show and uh yeah that'll about do it thank you guys for being here thank you cho for being
Mark should be back next week
and we'll see you then.
See you love you by.
Thanks for having me, buddy.
I love you.
