Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews - 9/17/24 – Failed Assassination 2: This Time It’s Dumber

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Skewers, tonight we'll break down the latest apparent attempt on Trump's life, including a look at the would-be gunman, who oddly enough does NOT seem to be a transgender antifa agent. Join us as we talk about the increasingly absurd state of affairs in American politics as the 2024 election season barrels on. Support the show

All right, everybody, welcome back. Happy Skews Day to you. It is September 17th, 2024. I'm trying to ask Mark. How are you doing there, Mark? Good, buddy. I got a bully. Have I told you about this?

No, what? You got a bully? In real life? Yeah. Who the hell is bullying you? You're all jacked and bald and stuff. This bully must be. something else. Some lunatic

lives in my apartment building who's apparently decided he hates me. It's a very one-sided robbery, but he like screams to me about once a week in our apartment gym. And I'm like, do I just go to the property manager and be like, because I'm pretty sure I could take him because like, right, like. Screams you for what? Just like

looking too good? Do you, you don't whistle in the gym or something do you? Or like listen to your podcast out loud with no headphones on, something like that. I'm assuming not. Like, no, he does that. He does that. he's mad at you for not doing that he's like maybe he'd all do this the other day he was like usually he'd usually raw dogs cardio which is like the weirdest thing like no here buds no watching

nothing on an iPad nothing psychopath psychopath and like the other day he was listening to a podcast about pancreatic cancer like a boombox and then like what he'll do was like one time he directly addressed me and yelled at me but now what he does is like he doesn't look at me he just like yells stuff when he's just me and him in there while not looking at me, like looking ahead. Like the other day, he was like, stay in your lane, bro. You don't even understand the level of spiritual plane that I'm on. I'm like, oh, wow. So do I go to the property manager and like norc on this guy, like a fucking nerd?

Or do it like fight him? I'm too old to get in fights, but I don't know what else to do at this point. That's tough, dude. I mean, yeah, I'm sure you could probably take him, but we're not teenagers anymore. And I understand that. But yeah, you're dealing with like an L.A. alpha male. or something screaming in your face about spiritual planes and shit like that. He literally does four hours at a time with the elliptical while peddling slowy shit.

It's weird. It's so fucking weird. I don't understand anything this guy's about. Have you been there with any other people? Do you think he screams at other people when they come in there? You know what I mean? He doesn't do it to me when other witnesses are in there. So he's not completely mentally ill.

Well, now I wonder if he's doing it to other people when you're not in there. You know, maybe he screams anybody that's in there by himself or by themselves. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Whop his ass, Mark. That's what I say. I think all the fans would agree, you know. When I don't show up one Tuesday, and it's apparent that I've been murdered, this guy definitely did it.

So, yeah. Before we get to the show, a couple fun sports-related intrigue stories. No sports here, but just dumb sports-surrounded bullshit. So you know more about college football than me. Do you want to explain this Colorado, Buffalo, NIL, Saudi Arabia scandal to the audience? Well, I mean, all I know about it is there's a former staffer at Coach Prime. that's Dion Sanders, Coach Primes, Colorado Buffalo's program, who leaks have revealed he was trying to raise money for the program.

It's in the era of NIL. You can pay players now all this. Programs need money. And he had a bright idea. What he decided to do was he heard about Saudi Arabia sports washing everything. They're giving all this money to all these sports. He was like, we should get in on that. But he had no connections to Saudi Arabia.

So he just went to Saudi Arabia's like tourism website and clicked on like the contact us link and sent an email to Ask at VisitSaudi.com and said, hey, I'm a coach with the University of Colorado, and we'd like to get in on this. We're looking for some funding in exchange for some, you know, promotion, and we think we can have a fruitful partnership between the Colorado Buffaloes and Saudi Arabia. And I don't really know how that ended up going.

I just know what he did that. Yeah, he got found out and got fired real quick, because they made them look stupid, but, like, I'm not sure why they even care. Like, everybody's such a whore in America right now. They're, like, why is even in trouble for sending an email to ask it and visit Saudi Arabia.com? But I don't know how to hide this whip.

Let's say it went straight to Prince Mama Ben Salman. And they're like, let me read here from the email. Hello, my name is Trevor Riley. I'm a football coach for an American football team from the University of Colorado. I represent the interest of Coach Prime. And NBS is like, oh, coach prime. Oh, shit. Why don't you say so?

Yeah. Like, I grew up loving Dionne Sanders, but, yeah, so we're looking for a partnership to deal to promote your country in exchange for some marketing money. Please reach out with any questions. My phone number is redacted. The figures in this pitch deck are for private business. So he's sent a private pitch deck to ask at visit Saudi Arabia and ask them not to share it. Oh, bro, you sent a pitch deck to MBS or what? Like, how to murder journalists and get away with it?

What the fuck are you doing? I did wonder what they were going. going to do? Are they going to put like visit Saudi.com on like the bottom of the back of their helmets or something like that or like they got like you know come to read you know signs in the in the

Buffalo Stadium or something? I didn't know but like I mean they Saudi Arabia they are really into this whole sports washing thing so you know and also they seem to just throw money around all over the place so if you're open to receiving it I wouldn't be surprised if they oh somebody's going to do it

somebody's going to do it and Riley kind of said this in his resignation email where he went off on them. I even went to Saudi Arabia and got a meeting with the Saudis who were interested in pursuing business, he wrote in his resignation email. I have email receipts to prove it

and you guys let it fall flat on its face so he'll get hired by like Bama and be their Saudi outreach guys. I mean, you're right. Some other program will do it if they don't have it in the works already and then he'll be, you know, this guy was a profit.

He saw if he was ahead of, he was ahead of the curve. You know, sometimes like, shoot your shot, you know, just throw it out there sometimes it works i guess yeah and they'll get fired but some of the school will trick some of their co-eds into visiting saudi arabia for spring break and they'll get they'll get uh human trafficked um but some other we have some other college football scandal here about some

enterprise and uh college kids who decided to cut out saudi arabia and their you know slave labor program and just do human traffic in themselves Arizona Christian university at a small school uh in glendale Arizona, has had a bunch of kids get caught. Apparently they've been providing like an Uber service to traffic migrants from the border to Phoenix for $1,000 a pop and they keep getting arrested and then let go and nothing happens to that. I kind of don't understand why you can't just get an Uber if it costs a thousand. Because they're past the border already, right? They've already made it over the border. They're just in some other American city coming to Phoenix. Phoenix, I mean, how much is a cab going to cost from down there to Phoenix with $200,

I don't know, maybe $500 in Joe Biden's economy, but either way, I don't really understand the necessity of this. I get why it's not cool, but I feel like taxi drivers, they don't ever ask shit, you know, they just show it and take you wherever. I don't get why you need to do this with Christian collegiate football players. And the government's saying, like, the reason people are getting prosecuted is like hard, The system's overwhelmed. It's hard to make cases because, of course, they'd immediately deport all the witnesses, right?

So, like, but, like, so these two guys who got caught most recently, the last thing was Simeleu and Fowlo, they borrowed a friend's car to do this, and the car got impounded, which is just hilarious to me. It's like, because I used to loan people, because, like, not everybody at college has a car, and I had an old truck, and I loaned it to people to go make beer runs and stuff. And I was thinking, like, it's like, hey, can we borrow your car, bro, to get some beers and girls? and then they call a couple hours later from jail. Like, sorry, bro, your car is in car jail because we work for El Chapo. Yeah. So here's the thing.

I know how this is going to sound, but we kind of sort of became part-time coyotes in your car for a while, you know. But it's fine. We can get it back. We're making pretty good money. We'll figure it out. But yeah, that's a hell of it.

I also wonder if these guys got, like, recruited or found. I would, because I would also think you would want somebody non-descript and, you know, like something discreet. And I just pick, I mean, college football players, I imagine they're big, you know, like you want like a like a little like well-to-do looking white lady or something driving your illegal immigrants around and your weird trans border over operation. But that's just me. I don't know, you know, I don't know anything about the business of it. They said they were recruited on Snapchat, which is like if somebody's like paying you with $1,000, they find you on Snapchat to drive around somebody you don't know.

And like if they're paying them a thousand, whoever the coyote who probably paid protection money to like. the Zeta cartel or whatever. Right. It's like, like I'm not getting involved with a cartel for $1,000. No. But I guess I'm not a college kid in desperate need of pizza money. So it's a Christian college, obviously.

The longtime president's the guy by the name of Len Munsell, who's in, and I don't know, no reason to believe the administration of the college is in on this at all. I just think it's funny, the Maloo, these right-wing psychos are swimming in, where these kids who go to a private right-wing college,

their parents are like, you know, these goddamn immigrants, and the kids are like, yeah, they don't even tip, he wouldn't give them bottle of water. So, Lee Munsell's, he's a hard-right constitutional attorney. He's the founding former president of the Center for Arizona Policy and Influential Conservative Advocacy Group. And he was the 2006 Republican gubernatorial nominee in Arizona. J.D. Vance just spoke there in July, where he stood before a large American flag and college banners and told the crowd that, quote,

more than 10 billion illegal aliens have invaded our country under the watch of Kamala Harris, at which point I'm assuming a lot of the kids like, hell yeah, we're making bank, baby. So, yeah. Yeah, it's a hell of a time to be live. It is kind of a night,

you know, it's sort of a snapshot of American politics as it pertains to the border right now or whatever. You know, at least there's plenty of people making money off of it. If nothing else, we can, we can sleep at night with solid, taking solace and that fact.

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All right. Now, as for the show tonight, we'll be talking about the second so far a failed assassination of Trump on former president Donald Trump. The second of so many probably. This one, even dumber than the last. We'll talk about the man at the center of it and the reality

surrounding him as much as we can parse it. And also, maybe if we have time, some actually important things happen in this country along the way. But first, we begin with the Daily Dumbass. Laura, graphic please. Tonight's D.D. The Deep State for trying to take down R.F.K. Jr. by doing fish lawfare. Listen to this.

This is the man himself speaking in Arizona. Yeah. I'm going to tell you something that nobody knows. This week, I receive right after I endorse President Trump. I received a letter from the National Marine Fisheries Institute saying that they were investigating me for collecting a whale specimen 20 years ago. It's 15 years past the statute of limitation, but they're opening an investigation. And this is all about the weaponization of our government against political opponents of the party. of course he knows what the statute of limitations is for like mutilating an animal corpse or whatever but yeah that's why also it's funny to me that there's apparently there's like fish cops out there or whatever yeah

investigative agent yeah in the national wildlife and fishery services or whatever it's funny I got a bad everything about the ritual humiliation of this man but also just love what he calls cutting a whale's dead whale's head off of the chainsaw collecting a whale specimen specimen yeah right Like, so you saw the head off of a whale And you expected no one to even remotely look into it With a chainsaw? What's funny is they didn't and never would have If he hadn't seen fit to run for, you know, President 15 years like 20 years later or whatever.

You know what I mean? It's like, and I feel like that's what happened with so many things with him. He clearly did so much insane shit over the years And did expect to get away with it and did Because that's a country where it totally completely got away with it until he decided to do this for himself and all of a sudden now people care and he's having to deal with like a lot of repercussions for actions and you know bygone years that he thought would never come up again but that is not even silly as a guy

who was was accused of sexually assaulting his babysitter and his response was well poor body's nerfect and like so the idea that like he like so these people will blame the You sit next to Tulsi Gabbard who talked about recently was like talking about basically making the same accusation for against the Biden administration for harassing or after endorsing Trump because some air marshals followed her around an airport for a little bit. And these people want to be oppressed so fucking bad. They'll blame the Deep State for everything. It's like the deep state made my dick not work. They made to be a line at the post office. Deep State unplugged my PlayStation controller while I was about to be call of duty.

It's like there's not like think for a second contextually here about being a Kennedy. who, if you believe the conspiracy theory is like he does, thinks the deep state thought enough of his family to assassinate his father and uncle by shooting them. And he's not important enough to do that to. They just send like a park ranger to send him a letter. Right. He thinks it's the same fucking thing.

Right. Like how humiliating is this? Right. Yeah. I don't know. But he seems to be lacking in some of the, amount of self-awareness, so he might be doing okay with it. But yet, it's just, it's funny to me, it thinks there's like a, again, there's like

a fit, the act, to him being like, well, why did this never come up before now? It was in a magazine or whatever, but it's like, again, there's scrutiny now. And I just, like, I just, maybe I'm wrong, but I imagine this chief fish agent at this, uh, at the fisheries agency is probably not like got a huge backlog of cases, I would think. You know what I mean? Yeah. Probably like, so I'm saying, something comes up. he's going to jump all over it dude's the first time the phones rang in years he got a fish crime to

whales are not fish he's got a marine crime to investigate finally this is what all his training was for it you know he's going to pour himself into this of course he is it's human nature it's not deep state politics it's also like a trope in like cop shows and movies where they always have the one case they couldn't solve the gnaws on until the day they die yeah and he's he's two of those the other one was the bear the bear thing the dead bear in central park That some cop has had like a court board with red string in his basement for more than a decade with pictures of a dead bear and like cyclists and Central Park signs and stuff. He's been like taking showers with his head against the wall and drinking way too much whiskey. His wife left him.

He's gotten divorced. His whole life has fallen apart because he could not crack this thing. And then all these years later, RFK Jr. just tells Roseanne on the internet. Yeah, there's one time I took this dead bear to Central Park. Yeah. so I don't know who runs the marine wildlife agency but imagine the same guy 20 years later he's worked himself up to be the guy who runs it and then this article this article is brought up about where his daughter talks about the time her dad cut a whale's head off with a with a chainsaw he's like God fucking damn it I knew it and he's like I can't pass statute of limitations but I'm going to send this motherfucker a letter and let him know that I got it I got it strongly worded letter I imagine let's not let that be unsaid

I imagine it's very strongly worded indeed we need a better class of conspiracy theorists I'm so sick of these lazy motherfuckers who don't even have like a well thought out like plan or like a like understanding of anything it's just like well Joe Biden wanted to take me down so he heard I cut a whale's head off and now they're bugging me about cutting the whale's head off

right he didn't even deny it no right I mean yeah like it would have I don't, yeah, I don't know. It's insane, but everything's insane right now. So with that said, it's most recent insanity, yes. Yeah, I want to leave some room to talk about this one because there's a lot going on with it.

And so before we talk about the actual assassination attempt, the assassination attempt that didn't happen, which is important part of the story is that the bad guy didn't get off a single shot or even get to look at Donald Trump. So that's, that's whatever. Here's J.D. Vance talking about this today in a manner that blew my fucking mind.

I, you know, by the way, with close to 500 patriots in the state of Michigan in this building right now and outside, I'd like to see an assassin try to come in this room. They come to the wrong place if you try to walk into this place right now. All right, you can cut it more. So is it a, when I get a visit by the Secret Service, if I said, I agree with Danny Vance, I wish for the same thing. It's funny to me that, like, well, first of all, I know when he's out. outside he has like plexiglass around him or bulletproof glass around him or whatever because I've seen multiple pictures of him doing that. But also it's like, I cannot believe he genuinely believe that anyone cares enough about him to

either try to assassinate him or protect him in the event that someone tries to assassinate him. You know what I mean? It's like you ain't you ain't Trump dog. Like even, I mean, even the response he got to that. He got a little bit. But it was it was delayed and it wasn't that, you know, not overwhelming or anything. Like, he's just, even in Maga World, I don't think that he's really rallying the troops very effectively or whatever. It's like, buddy, don't worry, you'll be fine. But, yeah, they reminded me a comedian by the name of Trevor Moore, rest in peace, very funny.

It was in the sketch group, White As Kid You Know, if you ever seen their TV show. Very fun. I worked at him on a couple of different projects, and he's very, very, very funny. And White As Kid, you know, had this sketch where he played a newscaster where he was like, somebody should kill the president. It's a thing that it's illegal to say. For example, you should never say, someone should kill the press. Like, you're trying to like, even you doing that right now in my head, I'm like, oh, fuck, are we going to get like, you and you are quoting the sketch that's about that exact thing?

I'm still sitting there like, is the secret services algorithm or AI going to flag that? And we're going to get a goddamn email that's going to get taken down or something. Who knows? I'm just, I'm just reporting what J.D. Vance said and you decide. J.D. Vant said he wishes. an assassin would come in a room with him. I'm telling you what he said. All right.

So, but you texted me this morning and you're like, what are we going to talk about in the show today? And I was like, I guess I think the assassin, the weird non-assassination attempt or whatever. And you're like, yeah, there's that. There's like, and you listen to like 10 other like completely frivolous things that are the national political discourse right now. And I'm like, yeah, it's like frivolous dumb bullshit

that doesn't matter and that no one cares about. But apparently they've decided to force it to be the conversation. So I wanted to go through a list of stories that the election is not going to be about, apparently, or they don't want it to be about, I guess. This is probably something I just care about in our current Black Mirror universe, but Snapchat apparently says it reserves the right to use AI generated images of your face and ads for you. So basically, unless you opt out of it, they will take your Snapchats and make ads of Trey Crowder on Trey Crowder's feed saying, hey, Trey, we should buy this. Right. I think, yeah, so ads targeted at you. So it's like a shirt that they think you'll like that they put your head on.

It's you wearing the shirt so you can say it. And they're like, you should buy this shirt. Yeah. And if Snapchat's doing that, everybody's going to be doing that. And I think this is the world we're opting in for ourselves right now, this dystopian fucking hellscape where you don't even own your own face. And nobody's going to do anything about this for a while at least until like, I'm not sure, until they start making porn videos of politicians. Dude, a lot of people will just think that's cool. I bet you.

You know what I mean? It's like, look at that. They got my face on that thing. It's one of those things that's like just free of all context, it sounds just neat. Oh, it's neat. They can do that. But when you think about like the broader implications of what technology is and what it's being used for, you know, in our in our timeline, it makes it alarming. What if they use your face to endorse like a, they make a trade video trade crowd or endorsing J.D.

Vance for president in 2028 with your face. And it's like, you didn't get paid. They got paid. but they have an opt-out function where the terms and services said they own your face. No one's thought through the implications of this stuff and no one's going to, I guess.

We're just going to live through this and whatever. So another story. Just today, a Trump judge in Texas granted an injunction in favor of a company that's arguing that the National Labor Review Board is unconstitutional. He cited a recent Supreme Court decision at a case called Jerksie,

which is complete bullshit about how everyone gets found with the SEC is entitled to a jury trial. There's an important reminder that no matter who wins this November, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals and the people who work in the district court judges under them have decided they're all equal co-presidents no matter who's elected. So unless we do something to change that, nothing's ever going to change or get better.

So Kamala has signal she's open to court packing and she supports Biden's plan for court form, which includes term limits. But we've got to have a Democratic Senate with probably 60 votes to pass that. Right, I know. That's the thing that's so discouraging about all of that when you think just the sheer importance of the Supreme Court and the court system is general and the amount of damage. has already done and will continue to do whether he wins or not through his like judicial appointments and knowing that just knowing the way things work in this country the reality of it's like no we have some options here's what we can do and any of those options we could do will be incredibly difficult to actually pull off with the way American politics works like like you said you need like

a huge majority to making that shit actually happen as long as you don't make it happen they're always going to be there flaunting their corrupt nature and in front of the American public while setting us back 50 years and fucking everything over. And, you know, what can we really do about that? Right.

And another thing they don't want to talk about, which is they talk about this dumb bullshit, is the, you know, like the stuff the courts have done to the women of America. Here's a story from Popepublica from a couple days ago. Abortion bans have delayed emergency medical care

in Georgia experts say this mother's death was preventable. Basically, they got a hold of, um, there's a committee in Georgia. that's set up to examine the effects of the impact of like overturning row and it takes them so long to investigate a case that they're just now getting to the first ones and basically the first set they look at they found two like yeah these are definitely just state

murder um this story is about a woman named a singer mom by the name an amber Nicole Thurman who was 28 years old and healthy uh she'd taken abortion pills and it got a rare complication uh she didn't expel the fetal tissue and she needed a uh Dylation and curatage procedure. I'm saying that correctly, colloquially called a DMC. Doctors wouldn't operate on her because they're afraid to go in jail. Going to jail took 20 hours for doctors to finally operate.

By then it was too late. She's dead. Her kid's an orphan. Yeah. So the elections, Kamala did talk about this article in an interview on MSNBC today. Hopefully people care about actual fucking issues. Right.

Because. Yeah. Now, this is one of the thing you wonder, like, I mean, you explained it. Like, why haven't we? because at first when this when row got overturned everything people are like no people are going to die you know and it's like i think a lot of people here they're sort of in the middle or don't engage that much whatever they hear that and they're like okay pump the brakes like calm it down a little bit but it's like no people are literally not just going to die they have died and now because of the glacial pace of bureaucracy or whatever they're just now getting to the to reviewing these cases from when it actually happened and they're you know shocker uncutored covering very preventable deaths of young people. This woman was 28 years old and otherwise completely healthy. 28.

So, I mean, yeah, like people, women are literally dying because of what happened with the Supreme Court and Roe v. Wade. And a lot of medical professionals are doing their best under this fucking regime. Like, like, they, like, but they don't want to go to prison, right? So, like, right now in Louisiana, it's this really depressing story the Washington Post had to, today. Louisiana is a law going into effect October 1st. It basically says that drugs used for abortions, miscarriages, and postpartum hemorrhaging will have to be kept as newly categorized controlled substances.

So basically have to keep them locked up with the really, really serious drugs. So the nurses, doctors and nurses are practiced doing time drills, practicing, sprinting from patient rooms to lock medicine closets. They got nurses running suicides like we did in gym class, try to be able to get to the cabinet with the life-saving medicine. that's like they're that and my kids do active shooter drills at school and stuff and they've got active shooter like packs you know in the in the office that they have in case that happens whatever and like that those two things combined it's like this is this is one of the

americas that one of the two parties wants you know what i mean and and is achieving like this is what one of them looks like i just don't understand how a person can look at that and i guess with this one in particular i guess their thing is just like well you know if that's what it takes to keep babies from being killed, then whatever. I'm okay with that. But I just can't imagine that mentality, especially considering as it's been pointed out a million times,

that there's tons of actual living already born babies out there that those same people don't give a fuck about, whether they live or die. So, you know, you can miss me with all that. Yeah. Instead, what we've got to do is we have nurses,

like, train like it's a rocky montage to try to be able to get to a cabin. Right. So talk about how, the way people want it. I want to note here that as stupid as this fucking

assassination attempt is before we get into it this is absolutely the world they want and it's like the guy basically didn't do anything illegal and he came

within a couple hundred yards of killing Trump. All right. So this guy named Ryan Ruth he hid in some bushes next to Marlago and that's the golf course with an SKS

which is like if you're not into guns it's like it's a the precursor of AK-47 it's like a semi-automatic version before they invented the AK, okay? And he had an SKS and a GoPro. He never had a line of sight to Trump.

A Secret Service agent who was walking in advance of Trump going from hole to hole, saw a gun barrel sticking out of the bushes, popped off a couple of shots at him. He ran away, was arrested without incident. At a traffic stop, 50 miles away, after the Secret Service found some Facebook post with his phone number in it where he said he was going to do this and he just tracked his phone and he found him, all right? So basically, this is a story. The headlines just be a guy walked around with a gun in Florida.

yeah i mean i literally like all jokes aside when i first saw the news breaking whatever and it said shots fired at marlago golf course and then it said the only shots fired were by the secret service whatever i'm not kidding in my head i was like well that could have been just some dude in florida with a gun right like what's you know flip a coin when you run into a guy in florida whether he's got a gun or not you know what i mean it's 50 50 at best but i you know i mean that's not i mean this dude wasn't that but that genuinely did cross my mind. It was like, because that's how prevalent guns are in this country. I was like, well, you know, just because he had a gun in public, that don't necessarily mean

anything in this country. Because again, like you said, that's the country that they won't. And like, that's true, you know, people like, there just be guns all over the place. It's like pretty telling because he was a rain that he was, sorry, he's not quite a rain yet, what he was charged with was a two counts, possession of a firearm while being a convicted felon and possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number. So if he hadn't been a felon and he hadn't scratched the serial number off the SKS, he wouldn't have been committing a crime. He would have been a guy in the bushes with a gun.

I guess we've got to wait for him to shoot Donald Trump before he did anything illegal. Right. And like his felony charge, I don't know his entire felony record, but he was very well known to cops in North Carolina. He had had a standoff with cops where he ended up being charged with possession of a weapon mass destruction because he had a all full out machine gun and like the cops in greensboro were like oh yeah we know that guy we're surprised it's still alive i'm surprised that he's out walking around and also heavily armed because yeah the stuff i read said he'd been he'd whether it's i don't

know whether it's full-blown arrest or arraignments or whatever but he had like like a hundred different run-ins with the law or something like that over the years many of which were specifically related to guns including like you just said he like locks himself in a room and takes himself hostage with high-powered weapons. And he's done that. He's had other weapons charges too. And it's like, okay, he's a felon. He had a punch card for weapons charges, basically,

that he done maxed out. He shouldn't be able to have a gun, but he still does. And it didn't really cause him much trouble at all, you know, which is still a problem. But it's also just like, it's insane to me that a man,

even a 58-year-old man can have that many incidents and be just like, able to just walk around and procure an illegal weapon and do any of this shit like it's wild to me you'd think that at some point they'd be like

we should probably do something with him you know I'm assuming we're going to find out this guy's concrete motive is because he's still alive and someone will be able to talk to him eventually like I'm sure his defense lawyer is going to say make a case

for him being insane or whatever yeah he sounds it he does like but like I'm guessing his motives are he's like a COVID-denier guy, and remember Trump was in charge of the vaccine program, so I think that and did, he was in charge during the first round of COVID lockdowns when he was in favor of them, so that's

might be a factor, but also a super hardcore pro-Ukraine guy, which we'll get to in a little bit. But, or he thinks of himself is that. He thinks of himself as a giant hero saving Ukraine. I'll quote here from an article, Ruth's motives are not yet known. His politics were clearly variable at various points. He supported the presidential candidacies of Trump and Tulsa Gader. He was a Trump voter in 2016. He's a big Tossey Gabbard fan in 2020.

And this election cycle, he wanted the Republican ticket to be Vivek Ramoswamy and Nikki Haley. Nikki Haley, yeah. So, but there's also, as we live in this universe, is a bunch of bullshit floating around.

Like a MAGA people are making fake Instagram accounts, including one that says, has a bio that says, proud to be it, LGBT plus member, proud damn, don't follow if you're a MAGA.

Okay, woo, get him, sister. So, the, he's just a fucking weirdo. of course he is they almost always are i mean unless we get to a point where it's like there's an actual defined some kind of op or conspiracy theory thing that does happen and it really is some ex special forces guy who's deep undercover some crazy shit like that barring that almost by necessity it's always going to be some kind of like lone gun nut weirdo it's always going to be a weirdo because of the nature of what the thing is if you're not if you're

not that type of person, you ain't going to do some shit like this. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, so it's like anytime it happens, they're like, you know, you know this about to be transgender and Tifa, right? Or whatever. I'm sure people have already been transvestigating him up and down and everything. But it's like, no, no, it's an unhinged, unstable, disgruntled, white male gun nut. That's what it is.

It's what it's what it fucking always is every time. Yeah. like so he wrote a book that's on it was on Amazon imagine he took it down by now but like he wrote it was called it wrote a book urging Iran to assassinate Trump which Iran's been trying to like it's been public that the government thinks Iran's trying to coordinate the assassination of Trump all right so they didn't need this guy's permission but he gave it to them he wrote literally quote you were free to assassinate Trump thanks Ryan Ruth Iran says I guess see we were just talking earlier about like oh I don't even know if we could quote this comedy bid and talking about this type of thing who knows we might get a call from the secret. service. This dude wrote a whole book, a book that he published himself, literally calling for the assassination of Trump. And then later, barely got apprehended before being able to take a shot at Donald Trump. So, you know, I don't know, man. Maybe there's, I mean, I imagine it's a deluge now. I figure like during many presidencies, the Secret Service probably doesn't have as many of those things to deal with, you know, like those types of someone on a podcast set of thing. But in the

Trump era, they got to be overwhelmed with a bunch of them. But still, this motherfucker wrote a whole book and had a hundred gun charges and whatnot, you'd think he would have come up before. Yeah. He wrote that the book was called Ukraine's Unwinnable War and described Trump as, quote, a fool and a buffoon for both January 6th and the tremendous blunder of leaving the Iran nuclear deal. I got to be honest. He's spitting on this stuff. Yeah, he's spitting.

He wrote, he said that he voted for Trump and must take part of the, the blame for, quote, the child who elected for our next president, they end up being brainless, okay, still spitting. I get tired of people asking me if I'm Democrat or Republican as a refuse to be put in a category. And he said, the world would be better if it were run by women. So he's an ally, guys.

He's an ally. Again, you know, of course he is. Of course is. It takes all kinds. It's like, you know, I mean, I haven't ever read the whole thing, but I've seen excerpts from it. You know, like the Unabomber and his big manifesto he had, there's some parts in there where, you know, he's making some sense.

But he's mostly a homicidal lunatic. It's really, they're 80% right. It's really the 20% with murder and stuff. That's the problem. Yeah, right. Yeah. So, earlier this year,

a big read quote here, he even tweeted its singers Bruno Mars and Dave Matthews to organize a We Are the World Style effort for Kiev. We needed a emotional tribute song for Ukraine as support stalls, he wrote. I have lyrics and music. So,

That Colorado football coach is like, See, this guy gets it. That's initiative. That's the can-do attitude that you need right there. You cold-call people. You take your shot. You do what you got to do. You know, and sometimes it works.

Hey. So I just imagine Bruno Morris got like, DM'd him back. I was like, hey, what you got, bro? It's like, it's a great song. You're going to love it. It's going to save the world. It's called Ukraine Funk going to give it to you.

And if you don't like that, I got locked out of Crimea. That's what we're going to do. so he also tweeted at uh at dennis rodman asking for help lifting sanctions against north korea to ease tension with uh with that country like think about this collection of town you got bruto mars dave matthews dennis robin he's like i'm putting together a team all right yeah this is like not this this is a misman it's like this is like the the cast of celebrity like of celebrity big brother in like 2035 like what the fuck are you doing it's like like i don't even understand.

Anyway, this is completely silly shit. To me, the proper weight to give this story is like four or five times a year. There'll be a story that's like some lunatic hop the fence to the White House of the gun and got tackled by the Secret Service. That's all clear. Right. That's like what this is. Well, that's the thing.

I know the Secret Service is under a whole lot of scrutiny right now or whatever. But to me, it's like when I hear this being ignorant about the whole process the way I am, I'm like, okay, so I mean, what happened is what, what was supposed to happen, happened they had a secret service agent like patrolling in advance and he saw the guy and it got stopped and so really nothing happened and the other thing i'll say about it is i was at a sports bar in lansing michigan on sunday watching the football games and this came up on all the screen a bunch of different games were on but every screen had a red ticker across the bomb breaking news shots fired at mara lago or whatever and when i first saw that i was like oh jesus because i had been in a

different sports bar on Saturday watching college football as you do in suburban Michigan and it was a lot of Trump hats around right like I saw children in Trump hats right swing state looking good but anyway so in my head when this pops up I was like oh fuck I don't want to be here for whatever's about to happen I thought it was going to get weird right literally no like no acknowledgement no response from anybody in that bar at all no one was like, what the fuck? What is it?

Like, everybody was just like, what are the cowboys doing? Sorry, Mark. But, yeah, that's all it was. Like, literally no one even reacted to the ticker about, you know, someone else wanting to take a shot at Trump or whatever. Like, nobody even cares. They're so mad, nobody cares. Right.

But, like, we live in a universe where there's, like, mass shootings every fucking day. It's all, it's their fault. Nobody cares. In every way, it's their fault. Nobody cares. Like you said, this is the world they want. That's why all the mass shootings happens. so that's why no one cares about gun violence anymore.

But also Trump's whole thing has always been a deluge of endless scandals and bullshit constantly coming out so you don't have any time to care about any given one of them. And it's like, that's all this is. It's like we can't, we're all like numb to Trump bullshit at this point. And that goes both ways. You want people to care about poor, poor, pitiful you getting shot at. But people are unable to give a fuck about anything involving you anymore at this point because of the way you be and have been for eight plus goddamn.

years now so yeah there's a phrase i can't remember which which writer coined it but eminitizing the eschaton meaning like always making em in at the end of the world like every every trump sentence makes it sound like we don't do x the sun's not coming up tomorrow right right it's been like that for nine years and people don't believe it even when it's somebody trying to shoot exactly so i don't know what they want but anyway with all this nothing happening to him it's a good thing god is on his side let's watch this video clip from uh from fox news. I mean, but for that agent, the grace of God, again.

Two miracles now and two months. Wow. Somebody's looking up for the former president. That's exactly what the speaker told him. This is a divine intervention here for a higher cause, but I mean, but for that agent, the grace of God again. So, the grace

of God here is this moron with no military training, did not know how to set up a sniper's nest and had the barrel of his gun sticking out of a fucking bush. All right. that's what saved is that's what not that the guy would have hit him because i don't think he probably sucks at everything but like that's what happened here and thanks thank you god for protecting don't trump from the nothing that fucking happened to him um also like if i almost died as much as trump did between covid almost killing him two or three recent like plain like malfunctions

we had to do emergency landings two separate i would think god was that to fucking get me right so like what are you thanking god for bro i think you're being final destination. I mean, you know, I don't know about the Lord, but, you know, he ought not be surprised that some thing or some, well, I don't mean the deep state. He's got a lot of enemies, a lot of people hate him. I was about to say, he shouldn't be surprised that somebody's out to get him, but I don't want to make that sound conspiratorial.

I just mean that, like, he's one of the most reviled people on earth, you know? Like, Bart, I mean, probably he's the most reviled. And I know he's got his own cult of personality, but still, when you consider it worldwide. He's probably the most hated man alive, I would think, literally. So like, you can't be surprised that people be wanting to kill you, dog. Like, I don't, you know, like, of course. The people we know about, I was trying to make a list of the people that have, like, that would want Trump dead. There's like the business associates who, whatever international shit he's been crooked international finance shit he's been doing, wouldn't want him as a witness.

You got Iran, we know he's trying to kill him. among his own supporters like you got the fact he rolled out the COVID vaccine he didn't build the wall right the Q&on people got to be getting frustrated at this point to all the stuff they've been predicting will come true hasn't so obviously he might be in on it he didn't pre didn't appoint JFK Jr his running mate as they were promised right so like even just among his own supporters are a bunch of people that have a fucking reason to kill him but like I like besides wanting gun control specifically within a two mile radius of Donald Trump um yeah Yeah. They seem to like, like, you get these belts of like, this kind of violence is unacceptable in America. Let's talk about a kind of violence that apparently is unacceptable in America because the stuff that shit's still going on in Springfield, like in both Colorado. There's a stupid story.

I didn't plan on getting into this, but like a woman in Colorado saw some Hispanic people having a cookout, a car club meet up in a park, called the Sheriff's Department, said they were having a Venezuelan gang and taken over a park. park. The sheriff's part went to check it out. Check that. Check it out. It was a Mexican, there was a bunch of Mexican people having a cookout. There was like a Mexican flagging off one of their cars. Everything she said about them shooting guns in the air, said to starting a fire was absolute bullshit. So nothing happened. But this woman's like tweeting at Lauren Bobert. She'll be hearing about Lauren Bobert say this is definitely

true because it's pretty soon. So people just like their effort to get people killed. Right. Yeah. Well, that's what you said. You said this type of violence is unacceptable no matter how you feel. They talk about the rhetoric like this. This is because of the left's, the rhetoric of the left has demonized us and Trump so much that this is what happens. People do this. And then as you're about to get into all the shit that goes on,

all the shootings that shit you just said in Colorado, everything has happened in the Springfield, all stuff that's like a direct result of their rhetoric. Plus, even the left's rhetoric that they're talking about is literally just the left. like quoting Donald Trump directly and acknowledging that it's insane. Like even the stuff they say

is extreme coming from the left is literally just the left being like this is extreme what they're saying and we are alarmed by that. Dude, somebody was on Fox News today saying like, well, they're trying to get him killed because they're saying he wants to be a dictator

on day one. Motherfucker, that's a direct quote. He said exactly, right, it's direct quotes. Anyway, keep going. Springfield, Ohio. so far, at least 21 different government facilities have had bomb threats. They had to, that doesn't count, they canceled a culture fest

because of general fears about violence. Just like, just the pure, I don't know if it counts as irony or poetry that they're canceling a festival that's supposed to like celebrate diversity, which is like one of those things, you know, is booze set up so white people can walk around and buy jewelry and trinkets to eat tacos.

College in Springfield called Wittenberg University, a small little D3 school, had to cancel all their sporting events. because they're afraid of somebody showing up and shooting up to school. This is a private Lutheran school that's 70% white. The actor James Reborn went there.

So good job. Good job with James Redbourne. Big fan. Correct me if I'm wrong. It's like the idea here is that yeah, they're in this this big inundation of threats of violence, bomb threats and things like that.

It's causing things to shut down. Schools are shut down. Hospitals are shut down, all this stuff. And it's the idea is that from the domestic terrorists on the on the calling end

of these calls and everybody they're like you you try to make it untenable to keep the immigrants in town sort of

getting like it's like it's like punishing the town for having these immigrants in it kind of everything is going to suck

for you until you acknowledge the sin of having the until you run these people out of town basically like

I'm, like, I'm not sure what they want. I guess they want the Biden administration to deport the Haitians. But, like, so anyway, on the ground, I saw an interview with, like, people to live there who were just trying to go about their day. And, like, they got Nazis marching in their streets, the Klan's handing out flyers. And maybe even worse, they have YouTubers there doing live streams all day every day. I'm pretty sure at this point, J.D. Vance and Donald Trump have directly caused more issues for the citizens of Springfield than any immigrant ever has. the ironic thing here is like the Republican defense of the fact that they have that all these bomb threats are happening at the same time they're talking all this crazy shit is that Mike DeWine and the governor of Ohio said a lot of the bomb threats are coming from out of from outside the country so their defense is it's Russia doing it which is probably true I'm about saying that's probably at least partially true but it's still like it's still doing it to help you exactly right yeah right right they're still doing it basically on your behalf, whether you personally ordered it up or not, like, you know, they fight for y'all.

And so, like, like, so we're talking about the issues they don't want to talk about. They want this to be the thing everybody talks about. Laura Lumer, Trump's, uh, if the internet is to believe, his new mouth girlfriend, um, is she, she posted on X, how was Ryan Ruth, a convicted felon able to fly from Hawaii to Florida and obtain an AKA, she, this is incorrect, but she said AK-47 with an obliterated serial number, and then to get within 300 yards of President Trump. Because this is the society you guys fucking wanted, man. A good question.

In the two months that it passed between the attempts on Trump's life, the first guy at least kind of got a shot off. In that time, 82 Americans have died in mass shootings. And many, many more have died in solo shootings and suicides by guns. And we're just supposed to care about the people you care about getting shot. And like, I don't even know what the fuck to do with this. Like, it's just like, Christ. So this is morphed into like,

a meta debate about heated political rhetoric which just makes me fucking JD Vance is some out and out Nazi shit during a rally today and also in between there I said the Democrats should tone down their rhetoric Byron Donald said that the Harris campaign should pull off any ads that mentioned Project

2025 in swing states because that's what's causing the people trying to kill Donald Trump I'm like they're just quoting your fucking political agenda that's literally just basic First Amendment political speech. I don't know what you want but I want to show this clip Tim Scott, because this is an insane two-step that he does here.

Listen closely. But their rhetoric, it's not just over the top. It is potentially deadly. We need to see it toned down, starting on the left. I've already heard it from our side. Every one of us wants to focus on the issues. But every single time we see another attempt against President Trump, you've got to ask yourself, is there a plot two assassination attempts in six weeks? We got to tone down the rhetoric.

Also, the Biden administration has done a deep state coup and is trying to kill Donald Trump. Plotting to kill Donald Trump. Right. Exactly. Yeah. It's, I don't know that's what I was saying. It's like I, it just the, I don't, the sheer audacity of it. It's like boggles my, but it shouldn't because they've been like this for a long time, but they only get bolder and bolder with this type of shit. but it's truly insane that yeah they again they tell the majority of the rhetoric on the left is is being concerned about the insane shit they say and then their response to that is like well you guys need to chill that out because it's pissing people off it's like it's not like people are not like people don't think you're crazy and i said this in a video i made today but like people

don't think you're crazy because we say it people think you're crazy because all the crazy shit you do and say that we're just relaying like it's not the same thing it's uh it's no yeah so trump made the course send a fundraise email first thing you did and said there are people in this world to do whatever it takes to stop us i will never surrender it's like buddy you were playing golf you played golf the next day too the next day you did a twitter spaces interview about cryptocurrency why should we care more than you do right um he also said quote uh the the shooter quote, believe the rhetoric of Biden and Harris and acted on it. The rhetoric is causing me to be

shot at, and I'm the one who's going to save the country. Bro, the only thing Biden Harris's rhetoric makes me want to kill in general is half a bottle of vodka. All right, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But in the guys of like talking about this, he called her

comrade Kamala. Like, so who's, like, you're calling her a con, like I don't think anyone would or should try to kill Kamala, even if she was a communist, but like, what are you trying to do. Elon Musk had quite possibly the funniest response to this. He just, he quote, made a joke, I guess air quote joke. He said it was a joke that he deleted. It's curious that no one's trying to kill Biden or Harris. It's like people took that as him trying to get inside a death threat against

them. But I think he thinks that like if there wasn't a conspiracy that assassination attempts should be equally distributed. Like his brain thinks that like if you flip a quarter the first time it comes up heads, the next time it has to come up tails or you're cheating. Right. that's not how anything works um yeah no he's like he's really a batting a thousand on insane twitter reactions to things recently between that and like telling taylor swift he would give her a child and protect her cat or whatever like he'd really been on one lately yeah saying something for him for what it's worth a guy was recently arrested for plotting to kill comel harris and another guy is in the middle of doing 25 years to trying to kill

Obama like this does happen people just don't fucking cry about it because it's a big country with a lot of lunatics and a lot of guns and there's really no point in making a big deal about it unless you're fucking dishonest. All right. So it is worth thinking about why Donald Trump has been the target of two of these and probably more

it's sort of like a cosmic justice for making himself the center of every public controversy and like scandal for the last like something they didn't have to be in like he just weighs in on every fucking thing to make everybody hate him. He tweeted I hate Taylor Swift this weekend or truth. Like, bro, you know how crazy the Swifties are? If one of them

picks up a gun and tries to shoot you, like, you're not going to be totally, like, you didn't have to do that. Nobody asked you to weigh in on fucking Jerry Swift. That's what I was saying earlier, dude. It's like he's just, he's went out of his way to make such a huge percentage of mankind hate him so much. And he still does it

purposefully every day, including most recently with the Swifties. And it's like, you know, what do you think is going to happen? Yeah. He's also, yeah. Yeah, he's also, I think people would phrase this he's the leader of a movement, but it's not really true. He's the center of a movement. He kind of goes, he's in the middle of a pack and he kind of goes where they lead him, right? Which means he has a bunch of people on either side of MAGA that disagree with him about random bullshit.

Right. Like one week, the Nazis, the Groyper is the Nazis to be mad at him because he says something nice about Israel and next week, yada. But like, it's a, it's a movement that is encouraged to own guns specifically to kill politicians and overthrow the government. so like what the fuck do you what do you expect if you were trying to get assassinated you do all the shit Trump was doing about from his own supporters um it's also like golf is an important part of this here because like part of the reason i think it's a conspiracy is like there's in speculation about how ruth could have known that trump would be playing golf in a sunday afternoon that's soft golf every fucking that's like you that don't even you can't even get that out of your mouth without me scoffing at it he spent 60% of his goddamn actual presidency playing golf. It's a golf course. Just anyone saying with a straight face, how could this man have possibly known that Trump would be at a golf course at Mara Lago

on a Sunday afternoon? It's like, oh, you know, wonders never cease. I don't know. I'd sooner lasso the moon than solve that conundrum. How could anyone possibly parse that? It's like, it's a fucking, you know, it's a matter of odds.

Like they said he was camped out there for like 12 hours or something. Yeah. That's probably about enough. You just go there. You just sit there for a while. He will show up eventually. We don't know if he was there the previous day for 12 hours and the previous day for 12 hours. We know he just sat there for 12 hours that day, pissing in the bottles, waiting for Trump to show up.

Like, he might have just been, you know, had been mission oriented, right? It's the least weird and most obvious thing about this whole deal as far as I'm concerned. People being like, his schedule wasn't public. How could anyone know that? It's like that, I can't imagine anything dumber than that. Like, it's my 11-year-old could guess that about Donald Trump. But anyway. Just put up an all-you-can-eat-a-peat and Mar-a-Lago and poison it, he'll come by and die.

He's not super hard to kill, all right? So, speaking of golf, all right, not to defend the Secret Service here, but, like, he seems like an impossible protectee. This could be construed his ass covering from the Secret Service, but, like, supposedly the Washington Post has this article. It says, before this, the Secret Service had tried to warn him. They showed him pictures of, like, long-range photographers that they had taken. of him playing golf and tried to warn him that if he kept being out in public outside that he would make himself an open target like any decent this isn't exactly Chris Kyle here a decent sniper with training who's motivated Trump probably would been dead 50 times over all right

just luckily no one with the scale the set of skills and their proper motivations and an organized thought process has decided to do this all right and then after the shooting the secret service has told Trump that they need to up his security level he wants to keep playing golf outside The acting director of the Secret Service went and talked to him personally and said they need to figure it out if he insists on making himself an easy fucking target

because he behaves irresponsibly Like it's not like everything you do Like like I don't know if you've seen the reports Like Kamala doesn't use Bluetooth earbuds Because it's security That's why she if you see her to give an interview She pulls out the old school earbuds It's security right

Trump used his regular personal iPhone His whole presidency Every conversation he had in the in the Oval Office was heard by every intelligence agency in the world because he doesn't care, he doesn't try, right? So like, all right, so what I think the motive for Ruth is going to be, let's get into this before we've got to get out of here as soon as Ukraine, all right? Here's a video of Ryan Ruth in Ukraine,

which he went over to to try to recruit Afghan soldiers to be in a Ukrainian foreign legion. The whole thing's fucking stupid. Unless we maybe we've... Now we got out, producer Lauren. was working on it. Yeah, he went over to Ukraine for a while to, like, help the cause. Yeah.

We need 100,000 people here fighting. This square should be filled with thousands of people from every country. We've only got 50 countries represented. We've got 190 countries. So obviously, we're missing 140 countries. So that's unacceptable. So, you know, every representative. So the New York Times interviewed him in 23 for a piece that was titled Stolen Valor,

the U.S. volunteers in Ukraine who lie, waste. and bicker, of which he was one of the stars. And they concluded back then he was a nut job and did not accomplish anything in Ukraine, which of course, like, I'm not sure why Russia hasn't pulled this button. I think they probably will, or unless the American conservatives do it for them. Some of them kind of are accusing him of being a Ukrainian asset who wants to kill Trump for, you know, sabotaging Mother Russia or whatever. Yeah. So like Edward Snowden made a social media post they basically compared him

to Lee Harvey Oswald said Congress should investigate but basically saying he's a patsy that he was a dupe for Ukrainian intelligence or something. Alex Jones who has 2.8 Twitter followers since Elon reinstated him after he was banned

said, Ron Ruth is a total NATO CIA asset and was told where to be today to kill Trump. All right. Like reality is too stupid for this. He really did go over to Ukraine

and try to join something they call their internet Legion. But they have a very specific way to join it. You have to come in through Poland and go through various security protocols and checkpoints. And the reason they do this is try to protect against Russian infiltration, which obviously would be a problem. And he didn't do any of that. He just showed up and said, how I'm American, I want to shoot some Russians. And they're like, do you have any military terrain? He goes, nope. But I am going to hide in the bush with a rifle stick it out and try to kill the president with no ability to shoot a gun. And that's where like,

I don't know. I think this is probably where this is going to end up. I would expect there to be congressional hearings Republicans accused Democrats of recruiting Ryan Ruth to assassinate Trump on behalf of Ukrainian intelligence. Well, see, like they couldn't find a better candidate than that. Do you know what I mean? Like that's what

reality is too stupid for this to be true. That's what's the case with so many these conspiracy theories. It's like it, but it I don't know. You can't believe that there's some like large unseen shadow network you know illuminati type deep state hand controlling everything and also think it's incompetent enough to have it play out this way right like they're just like it's they're either exceedingly competent or they're not and if they were the shit it wouldn't go this way and if there were not or you know what I mean

otherwise and if they are that incompetent then they couldn't do this in the first place right so like it's just um it's not that's where the god stuff comes in because you've got to really believe the deep state's trying to kill them in gods it's a deep state versus god right which is like got to be really funny to cage match Sunday Sunday Sunday loser leaves town deep state versus God which is that got to be funny to the people that like the old school like hardcore Methodists and Lutherans who went to Harvard and founded the CIA and used to nickname it the nickname at the christians in action so yeah all right well we'll see what else comes out about this guy in the near future I'm sure rest assured it'll be crazy and silly and and dumb and frivolous and all of the above

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