Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews – Ernest Does Some Light Ethnic Cleansing

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

We have a fun update on the American turned anti-woke Russian soldier turned cannon fodder. The we talk about how the left wants to cancel sending birthday cards, and war criminals going on prankster YouTube channels. Then we get into the latest farcical incompetent evils from our ongoing mass deportations. Is there a rule that says ICE can’t fake your granddad’s death, as a joke?Support the show

what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it is a tuesday july 22nd 2025 we're coming to you from a little earlier in the day it's about 1130 in the morning on the left coast as we're sitting down to record this this is weekly skews i'm tray that's mark how's it going mark good man i've been uh so before we get to the show i wanted to talk about there We talked briefly last week about the family of Americans who moved to Russia to get away from Woke and then the dad would join the army and was worried that we're going to get deployed from the front lines. I have been, I find the story very gripping, Trey. I'm gripped. So to update you what's been happening since then, the family is called the Huffman's.

The dad's name Derek. I don't know what they're going to have this guy doing in the front lines. They've treated them so disrespectfully. I feel like they're going to have him like checking. Mindfields like by wearing snow shoes and walking across them. So I would just sit the vibe here. I want to play the family has a YouTube channel. If you got this video, Matt, I want to play like the first like 20 seconds of it or whatever.

They got a theme song that I want you guys to hear. Yeah. A lot of thought, creative effort went into, obviously, which you'll understand when you hear it. I do, jump, start, story, dog, start, and have me a bit of my heart with big love, Hearts, boy, boys, boy, Mama Jack, we stay. And the dark, bark, whoops.

Now, Hoffman, Hoffman, something, something, rums, uh, the family way or whatever. And Russia, the sun shines bright every day. No one fucking doesn't. Who told you that?

thing i thought with russia is that it doesn't you know i thought it was you know kind of a more uh general grayer existence over there but maybe that's you know maybe that's western propaganda mark that i've bought into that on that note like i was actually going to act like do you think they they being russia or whatever like do you think they view this guy and his whole thing is a potentially effective propaganda campaign in that way or are they like embarrassed by this or what like you know i don't see see it we'll get that in a second because i think what happened is this family's clearly trying to be like either christian youtube influencers or like give like a discovery plus show like chipp and joanna gains like in russia k plus john and eight or some

shit right so but so they moved to russia through what russia calls their shared values visa scheme which is like supposed to attract foreigners to reject what pluton calls uh quote destructive neoliberal ideology and they settled in a man And a quote, American village, a settlement in town called Istra, which is like 20 minutes outside of Moscow, which is created by U.S. expat and blogger by the name of Tim Kirby, who's lived in Russia for two decades. This American village was founded in 2023 for Americans fleeing what Kirby described as, quote, liberal gender norms. But only two families, including the husbands, are known to have moved there. So they live in this ghost town version of Disney celebration for people who are mad about there being a black Cinderella or whatever.

Specifically naming gender norms as the reason you uproot your family and move across the, you know, the globes in particular to a place like fucking Russia is a whole different kind of political derangement or whatever to me. It's like I can't imagine any, I mean, other than like the fall of democracy or some legitimate rise of fascism or something, that's the type of thing it would take to make me consider that type of. move or decision. And like you said, the fact that for them, it's, you know, because, you know, Mr. Potatohead became, you know, androgynous or whatever happened that time. And they're like, we've got to get the fuck out of here. It's just insane. So the, uh, the funny part is this is the second place they fled to. They really started off in Texas. They fled to Arizona first because Texas had got too gay. Then they fled to Russia because Arizona is too fucking gay. Okay. And so they said that their final straw, let me quote here from, uh, uh,

the mom, or sorry, this is from Derek. The final straw is when we found out my daughter, Sophia, learned about lesbians from a girl in her class. So a classmate of their 12-year-old mentioned that sometimes they're lesbians, so they fled to Russia. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.

It's absolutely correct. Not even the teacher. Also, it's like, lesbians do exist, you know? Uh-huh. I guess to these people, I don't know. They think they don't. It's some kind of mental illness or whatever is what they think. But either way, it's just the acknowledgement of the existence.

of lesbians and not even from a teacher, but from a fellow 12-year-old or 11-year-old or whatever, who are known to, you know, kids learn a lot of wild shows that they didn't know about before on the playground at school and stuff. And, you know, to respond to that by taking them to Russia is, that's a bit much, seems to me. Another detail of the story, the wife had apparently been sober for three years, but it started drinking again since her husband joined the army. So this motherfucker moved his sober alcoholic wife to seasonal depression.

in Vodkistan. Right. And then you asked like what the Russia found this guy annoying. I assumed he'd been drafted into the Russian military. This motherfucker enlisted. So I think they probably could have

a useful propaganda guy, except that he enlisted in the Russian military, which is going to suck for him. And the reason he enlisted was because he wanted to earn his citizenship and acceptance in his new mother country, unlike how he put it, those damned illegals in the United States.

So this guy's going to die of right-wing propaganda. Right. So, but he joined the Russian military because he wanted to earn his citizenship by service, but he assumed they let him be a welder by trade. They assumed he'd use him as a welder.

So he thought he'd get special treatment in the Russian military, even though everybody else is being used as comic cannon fodder. So he probably thought they would just let him be a YouTuber in the military, but they wanted him to be a YouTuber living in this fucking fake town they invented for American And so the last thing he's going to see in the Russian military, which he would join to get away from gay people, is extremely gay American-made missile in a bright flash of white hot light. Yeah, also I just feel like trying to play, it's, I don't know, it's very on brand for these people and how they treat a lot of things.

The idea that like, he's like, no, I want to sign up, earn my keep, but also with, you know, the understanding in your head that's like, I mean, you're not going to make me. fight or anything, right? I could just, I could just sort of, you know, help make posters or something like that. But that's still, but, you know, but I'm going to serve. But as long as I'm in absolutely no danger. And it's like, that's not, you know, that's not how that's supposed to work. While we're deporting people who did join the United States military and served in

combat to try to earn their citizenship. So like, fuck, fuck this guy. Fuck Russia. Fuck everybody. I don't know what to say. It's like, God damn it. All right. Let's continue, but first, I've got some things to remind you of, of course.

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but so but before before any of that we begin as we always do with the daily dumbass mat graphic please tonight's dd jet setting kid touchers for making this guy so mad he almost cussed this is is my home states, Representative Tim Burchett. I wouldn't give everybody a caveat or that's a big word, but a warning that just because somebody flew on a plane doesn't mean they're a badgum petafow. But I wouldn't give her that a bad or that's a big word. Dad, burn it.

Yeah. I love that I started that by apologizing for using a big word, too. You don't know, he accidentally said caveat and he's like, I'm sorry, a warning. And then let me get back to my folksiness. Yeah, we've got a real clown show of motherfuckers in Tennessee at present. Between him, Ogles, fucking Marsha Blackburn, the governor, Bill Lee, just all of them. Yeah, it's almost like you get the government you deserve in a supposed democracy. So I never, all the words I thought I'd hear in my lifetime before pedophile,

dad gum was not one of them. And like, also like he apologized for using the word cavixt. yacht when he didn't warn people and watching sunny morning television that he was about to say pedophile and he's saying like it doesn't mean you're a pedophile because he flew on a plane which I guess is good news considering a Trey's end amount of

Delta Miles Trey has so this whole thing has gotten so fucking insane and crazy. They just like there were 12 Republican defectors who joined the Democrats try to pass a piece of legislation in the house to like release all the Epstein files and Mike Johnson

shut down the highest house instead by home for summer recess to give, he said to give the administration space to figure out how they're going to handle this. I'm like, how to handle being honest or not? Right. Yeah, that move is funny to me because it's like, I don't know. I don't know how to put this exactly, but it's like they're being like, you know, we're not, we're not saying on the record that we don't want it released. We're just saying that we refuse to openly consider whether or not we want it to be released you know like the idea that it's saving face by refusing to even vote on it because you don't want to have to vote yes or whatever is like is kind of silly to me because i don't it

it seems it you know presents effectively the same stance at the end of the day or it should you know like it's obvious what you're doing it's it's also like this is like the most like i i have gone from thinking like okay well like there's i always thought the real scandal here was how accepted Epstein was in these circles that like that people just didn't want to like that people who sexually abused children are four more accepted in like

Martha's Vineyard and Mara Lago than they are in your average prison. Like I always thought that was the fucking scandal these people are willing to tolerate a level of depravity in exchange for money and social access that the rest of us like because Epstein was convicted in like 2008 or whatever they kept hanging out with them.

So like I always thought that was a scandal. I've gone from assuming that's how Donald Trump was in these files, just assuming he's the only person in the fucking files. This has gotten him crazy. Right. They make it look bad. Yeah, it is. It's pretty wild. They, uh,

so today they announced that they were going to, um, uh, like that Trump's DOJ is going to meet with Galane Maxwell to see to the first time to ask her what she knows. And they're treating this like it's a good thing. Like no one's ever fucking, uh, asked him before.

Let me walk through a sequence of events here. So the guy that DOJ is sending to meet with Galane Maxwell and her lawyer is Todd Blanche, who before he worked for the DOJ was, Trump's personal attorney. Okay. So they're going to meet with Galane to discuss potential cooperation deals. Let me walk through a sequence of events here, okay?

Galam Maxwell has an appeal pending before the Supreme Court. She delayed her appeal until Trump was inaugurated. Trump's DOJ has twice delayed their decision about whether or not they were going to defend the appeal. They finally filed their response on Monday. That day, her defense attorney, guy by the name of David Marcus, insinuated that Trump was a niggin on a deal he had made. with Galane Maxwell.

The next day, Wall Street Journal presented the birthday card story, which we're going to get to in a little bit, if you guys haven't heard about, it's fucking wild. Then the following day,

Pam Bondi, fire Marine Comey, James Comey's daughter, who was the prosecutor who had prosecuted Maxwell and Epstein. It was handling his case. And she was the only one

who'd be competent to judge whether Galane Maxwell was actually cooperating or not. So I imagine what's going to happen now is Galane Maxwell is going to get a sweetheart deal to incriminate somebody

who's not trump and we're all supposed to buy this as in a fucking cover-up right yeah and it been there and that will come with no release it's just it's trying to give them like anything right is the idea it's like what finally they'll be like well we're here this is it we're finally it something is happening and then it'll be you know just one little piece of it like you said just what it's you know look at clinton or whatever claim said it was clinton and then and then please just ignore all the rest of it now from this point forward. And we're supposed to believe they weren't running a blackmail operation,

but she's going to release dirt on people to get herself free from fucking prison. Right. But I just don't. Again, everything about it has just been so weird from the beginning. I don't know about the beginning, but like the whole way, especially just the past few weeks, you know, week or so since they came out and said, oh, there's nothing to it. And like, just everything about how they've handled it with, you know, the, there are no file. got thousands of files. They're on my desk. We're pouring over them, you know, relentlessly.

And, you know, we're going to have it later. And then later, there are none. Oh, there are, but they're made up. But they're not, but we're going to use them to prosecute somebody. Like, it's just, it's all just so, like, circular and doesn't, none of it feels like it makes any sense, you know, which I mean, that that by itself is not that weird coming from this administration. But with this particular story, it's just kind of mind-boggling how poorly the whole thing seems to have been handled like I don't know it's wild I can't like if you

like if you're a conspiracy theorist one everything you believe is sort of coming true right now except for the fact that you believe these people are super organized and this is so fucking stupid and clumsy that this to me this is how real conspiracies are they're just obviously right there in front of you and it's infuriating what you're looking at and

this birthday card thing man dude if you guys so last week I think it was Thursday yeah the Wall Street General reported that the letter with Trump's name on it, which had been compiled, it's like a leather-bound book by Galane Maxwell for Jeffrey Epstein's, like, 50th birthday party.

Like, she spent two years compiling these birthday cards and took into this, like, gift for him. Very thoughtful. I got, I got to say. So that... Yeah, sounds like a keeper at Galane. Talk about a rat or die, man. Jesus Christ. So, uh, this leatherbound volume contains an outline...

The letter from Trump, uh, it's basically a type of, up letter, which Trump drew the figure of a naked woman around with tits and his squiggly signature making, like, pubic hair on the figure of a woman, okay? And the typewritten text describes an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, and the notes started voiceover. There must be more life than having everything, okay? Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.

Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald, we have certain things in common, Jay. Jeffrey. Yes, we do come to think of it. Donald, enigma's never age. Have you noticed that? Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Donald, a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. Fucking vomit, dude. It's wild. We know when Trump's like, uh, PR people or publicity people, whatever the, you know, the, when they first heard about this story, you know, they were probably like, oh, he wrote him a birthday letter. Well, that's, uh, that's, you know, the, you know, the, you know, the, you know, well that's not good but i mean i mean like how back it'd be you know i'm sure it's not like i'm sure it's not like egregiously cryptic and lascivious to the point of being almost comical if it wasn't stomach churning and upsetting right i'm sure that right it's not like that right how do you say you're a pedophile about saying you're a fucking pedophile this is exactly the perfect god i was crazy dude calling them each enigma the whole the sign off is like i mean it's

like shit out of a movie or something it's wild every day be another one Wonderful secret. What the, like, what are the rest of us supposed to? This is so fucking weird and growing. This is like, this is like, so Trump filed a lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal for publishing this. And the lawsuit is the dumbest fucking thing I've read in my entire life. Like any law, the lawyers, the quality of the lawyers Trump has working for him at this point

is like, this is like the dumbest guy who bought his law degree on, on the internet, okay? Let me call it here, bullet point number 16. The article was published in the Wall Street Journal as an exclusive. However, since publication, defendants have wildly disseminated to hundreds of millions of people worldwide. They're saying the grounds of the law series that's not just the newspaper printed it, but that people read it? Like, they said it's exclusive, but they let people read it. That's the fuck. What the fuck are you talking about?

And like the Wall Street Journal's owned by Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, a bunch of other publications that, like, there's probably no single person in the world who's done more to get Trump in power than Rupert Murdoch. Right. I've been like, not for nothing this morning. I briefly turned on Fox News just to cure how curiously. And they were talking about like Hunter Biden's fucking whatever dick, laptop interview. I don't know. But like that's what they were covered. So I mean, I'm saying plenty of Rupert's stuff, you know, still seems to be holding the line out here.

You know, whatever happened with this WSJ article. Yeah. And like the idea like they're also, Fox News like I saw just somebody, the people that keep counter the shit. 118 mentions of Barack Obama for reasons we'll get to in a minute. two mentions of Jeffrey Epstein. Right. Yeah, exactly. The amount of people, like, I was trying to think about what work was like the Wall Street Journal

newsroom on Thursday. Because, like, the amount of people to think the reporters just walk in and print whatever they want in a fucking newspaper is wild to me. Right. There's no doubt to me that there were screaming fights up and down the chain of command at the Wall Street Journal on Thursday about whether or not they could go to print with this. Lawyers nailing at people. Like, like, the amount of, like, the amount of sourcing they would need to feel comfortable

with this, like, whatever anonymous sources they have, the, editors know who the sources are, and they're comfortable printing this, they're comfortable putting this in print against the most powerful man in the world who Supreme Court has told him can kill his enemies. Right. Yes. And he's incredibly vindictive and litigious and all of that, too, like, you know there's going to be a response and there already has been one.

Yeah, I know, but, you know, that's what you get when you, you know, start this whole culture of just being able to call shit fake, you know what I mean? The whole fake news thing, which he started from the very beginning, like so, you know, you could say, like you said, people don't know. They do think you could just, whatever, a newspaper can just decide to just, you know, print anything or they don't know about journalistic standards or integrity

or don't care or just think the journalist don't care or whatever. I don't, you know, I don't know. Yeah, the last thing you do think, like, anytime someone got one of these stories wrong was Dan Rather and he lost his fucking career over it. It was, like, supposedly documentation of it, like, relating to George W. Bush's National Guard Service. And, like, the document turned out to be, fake and Dan Rather was like fire from his job and just tweeted from that the rest of the time.

And like that case has held up in newsrooms and journalism classes as like epic mistake you do not fucking make. You triple-ins confirmed. So like where do we think this thing this came from? There's only three possible places it could have come from to me. Well, four. The DOJ, the American intelligence community, a foreign spy agency or Galane Maxwell, right? And the foreign intelligence agency will be whoever that like that Galane and Epstein were supposedly

working for. So everybody thinks Massa, right? So I don't think Massa would do this. But, like, you probably need, like, fuck in the current context, but you probably need two or three of these people to confirm it. So probably Galane's legal team and the DOJ, it's like some of the DOJ confirmed this was real before they'd be comfortable printing it. And so I think probably it was Galane's team leaked their copy of it because, like,

what happened next was Daily Mail got a hold of a similar letter that Bill Clinton sit as part of this leather-bound collection of birthday cards. so somebody's saying I got dirt on all you motherfuckers and so what do you want to do about it? So yeah I think it's probably Galainstein confirmed by somebody to DOJ

who would have confiscated this when they seize all of Epstein shit. New York Times also like anybody getting out of their skis to defend Trump over this has to lead with the fact that whoever's leaking this stuff

is slow rolling a story that they're telling and these newspapers probably have much more fucking dirt they haven't been able to confirm yet right so new york times this story this uh late last week saying let me quote here when mr trump hosted a party in mora lago for young women in a so-called calendar girl competition mr epstein was the only other guest these guys just a two-person teenage beauty pageant right yeah nothing

weird about that you know what i mean like that says so many different things i feel like it's like you don't do that to somebody who isn't either like so basically and i've been trying to full disclosure i'm trying to do a video about some of this stuff and this came up in it and I was thinking about how a couple of years ago I got given all access passes to a NASCAR event right and I could take one person and I took I knew exactly I was going to take immediately and I took one guy and I picked him A because he's one of my best friends in the world and B because he really fucking loves NASCAR right like that's his shit NASCAR like you know I wouldn't have picked for that type of you know special event just like

some dude I used to buy weed from or something years ago you know I wouldn't choose that guy to give that to because that would make any sense unless I thought maybe if I did to get you know it would it would incentivize that guy to give me access to his illicit catalog or something you know what I mean like hook me up in the future like there's only a few reasons to to do something like that you know it either means your boys or you've got like a symbiotic you know relationship going that seems to revolve around young girls, you know, like, obviously he knew Epstein would really appreciate that. And he was like, Epstein was the number one guy that came up when he thought, who do I bring, the one guy bringing to my young, you know, scantily clad young girl party. Yeah. It's a totally normal thing to have. If you got offered two tickets to the Masters, you'd take Corey because he loves golf.

You wouldn't take me. Right. Yeah, exactly. So the time of the source for this is a guy named George Horanee. He was a Florida-based businessman who's a one of the first person. who's the one who set up this fucking event. I guess he owned the teenage modeling agency. And so,

Horanee recalled being surprised that Epstein was the only other person on the guest list. I said, Donald, this is supposed to be a party with VIPs. You're telling me it's just you and Epstein. See, this guy even thought it was weird at the time. I just like,

this is like, to me, this is obviously pretty scandalous, but in normal times, like, it's pretty frustrating because nothing gets turned into a scandal anymore because nobody in power acts with responsibility. right like a newspaper people like why doesn't this stuff stick but no one tries to make it stick like a newspaper's report stuff the joj just shrugs at it and the opposition party fucking shrugs at it here nancy pelosi fucking said uh she characterized she went on tv last week and characterized the epstein scandal and the seeming cover-up as quote a distraction from kitchen table issues my god i i can't imagine that level of like tone deafness or whatever like it's truly almost inspiring how incompetent these people can be in terms of of like messaging or seeing opportunity or any of that stuff, you know, like it's wild.

I don't know how to explain to these people. This is a kitchen table issue, not just in the sense that everybody around every kitchen table in America is discussing this shit right now because it's the biggest story in the fucking world probably. But also, it's a fucking elite impunity thing. Everybody in America's pissed off fucking constantly. Rich Psychos get away with bullshit and you're watching Rich Psychos get away with bullshit and Nancy Pelosi's fucking struggling out because she doesn't get how mad people are.

it is a kitchen table issue this is just like your boss fucking you had a fucking overtime it's the same story I like fucking they're so goddamn bad this man I want to watch this clip of Amy Klobuchar on a Sunday morning show with the weekend which is like everybody

go get a new jobs man you guys are so bad who the president says there Democrats didn't really see to seem to do anything about the Epstein files throughout the four years of the Biden administration I mean should you have you sit on the Senate Judiciary Committee Senator Marsha Black

and for years has been trying to get flight records and other information about Epstein released. And she seems to have been the only one on that committee trying to do so. So the president blaming Democrats for this disaster, Jake, is like that CEO that got caught on camera blaming cold play. Okay? Like, this is his making. Dude, you can fucking tell by her shit-eating grin that whole time Jake Taberson, that question. She's written that line for somebody been there for her. Some staff or whatever already served that up to her. She'd been looking forward to getting that out there all day. So proud

of that nugget, got a good sound bite out of it. Dude, either, if you're going to talk about it, be angry. There are fucking real human victims here, but like, don't like be clever about it. No one gives a shit about your fucking cleverness right now. Like, fucking just cool. Okay. And so what, before he's going to try to frame Bill , well, not frame, because Bill Clinton probably get up to some dirt here.

But, but like, the first attempt of this was like, They try to release these fake documents, they're not fake documents, the real documents. They're framing of it's fake where Barack Obama's arrest is imminent because he committed treason against Donald John Trump. And here's a video, an AI video that Trump put on true social of Obama getting arrested in the White House. I don't fucking know. You can't play the music because it's copyrighted. It's a YMCA, of course. But there's FBI agents forcing Barack Obama to his knees in the Oval Office.

Yeah. And with the caption, no one is above the law, which is, you know, deliciously ironic. I know he's used that a million times and it's always always feels that way. But yeah, it's just truly something. I feel like that's how you know that they're pretty desperate for some kind of distraction that'll like work or whatever because this is like literally page one chapter one of their playbook. This is the thing that made Trump's name in politics is, you know, making shit up about Barack Obama or going after Barack Obama. you know what I mean like they're going back to the whale to old faithful with this one it's like you know because they need something it's like we need something guaranteed to get people back on our side let's get them pissed off at Obama again so yeah so they come up I know you're about to get into it they produced like a memo that said yeah but like it's like they released like 200,000 ML documents related to Martin Luther King like which is like if you wonder if you start seeing a debate online about whether or not Martin Luther King was a good person because they're like the FBI recorded him cheating on his wife a bunch and maybe their documents were the FBI agents who hated Martin Luther King who they recorded something like a sexual assault in their documents, their version of overhearing the wiretaps. So like you're about to see a debate on the right about that because they believe dumped all these documents. One of the reasons you wouldn't dump all these documents because there's a bunch of out of context shit in them.

And so like I've been skeptical that whether or not like even you're releasing all these Epstein documents will lead to any sort of like actual. truth of the matter because cops write down everything anyone tells them or they hear it's not just the things they think are true so they

but they're released more documents like Hillary's email server they're gonna get down to the teapot dome scandal next with some unseen documents about those and as far as the Obama stuff and trying to figure out

what's even alleged and it's so fucking stupid so time travel me back to 2016 after Trump was elected before he took office the intelligence community produced a couple

different reports the first one said that no Russia did not hack the election in the servers, all right? Then they were released in other reports that they did meddle in the election. They tried to influence the outcome of it in favor of Donald Trump

against fucking Hillary Clinton, which is we all saw Trump waving around the WikiLeaks documents that got hacked from the Clinton campaign on stage. They're basically trying to say, conflate the two things. They put out a new statement

saying that Russia didn't not hacked the election so Obama was lying when he said they tried to influence the election. Do you what's happening here? Yeah, but didn't they put out another another different

whatever intelligence memo from further along that disagreed with the assessment that they had meddled but it's like a semantics argument that doesn't really mean anything but they're pointing at it to say like look this is proof that they were lying about

They tried to lie to undermine Donald Trump's presidency by claiming that Russia stole the election for him. And we have proof that that was never true when it's like that was never explicitly claimed in the first place. And like I said, the quote unquote proof that it's not true is more of a semantics argument than anything. So it's just bullshit. The threat of releasing source documents doesn't necessarily get you closer to the truth. And let's try to understand what you're looking at because what they do, they make a habit of this is they release these narrow technical documents that most people won't understand. They surround them with a bunch of inflammatory innuendo, then hand them off to gullible rubes who will falsely claim this is the biggest scandal in fucking history just struck. But yeah, what you're talking about, to understand what happened recently, the change is, okay, the CIA released a quote, internal tradecraft review that analyzed the intelligence community assessment that had been released in early January of 2017, exploring one single line in that initial report.

This internal trade graph review I'm sorry the report in January 17 included a line saying the intelligence community believed quote with high confidence that Putin and Russian government aspired to help Trump's election chances so the original report used the term high confidence while the NSA like the high confidence was sourced the CIA

and the FBI while the NSA had quote moderate confidence So this new tradecraft review simply focuses on whether or not it was justified to have used the term high confidence when it also used the term aspire. Because you can you have high confidence as someone aspired?

Right. And so as a result of that, Barack Obama must be shackled and brought to justice before the American public. Right. I used to have like these news when I worked at the newspaper editors who get like because reporters, you know, you're writing up as well fast on the deadline. I'll say somebody was like nearly electrocuted

and an editor would fuss at them because you can't be nearly electrocuted. You're either electrocuted or you're not. You're shocked if you get kept with electricity and don't die. Electrocuting means you dead. Right? So it's like, so it's kind of like being pregnant or not pregnant.

You're either pregnant or not. So the CIA is having an internal argument of whether you have high confidence that someone aspire to do something. So basically what we're learning here is the CIA has also done an operation paper clip for grammar Nazis. Right.

And now we've got to put Barack Obama against a wall and shoot him. Yeah. this whole thing is so fucking stupid man I don't know what to do about it all right we're switching gears a little bit I got an honorable mention for daily dumbass people who don't realize the reason Hamas must be destroyed

is because they want to defund the police this is BB on the Nelp boys podcast in New York City right what's Zoron the anti-Semitic guy The highest population of Jews in New York City. How is that even possible? Well, it's possible because a lot of people have been taken in by this nonsense.

I mean, you want to defund the police? You want to have people go into stores and, you know, rob them and be free. You think that really creates a good society. You want to crush all enterprise. You want to tax people to death. I mean, you know, that's a one-term effort. But, you know, sometimes you have to get mugged by, reality to understand how stupid

that is. Okay. This is deeply funny to me for a lot of reasons. One, that guy hasn't done a legitimate interview with real media in a long fucking time and I was going on the Nelp boys podcast. Right. And they're trying to bait him to like turn the New York mayoral election into

an international referendum on Israeli statehood, which is what the U.S. media is doing. And he pivots to, these damn woke kids want to raise your taxes, which is what the election should be fucking about. Right. Yeah. So he's trying to do American culture

We're bullshit, but doesn't quite understand it. But, like, do you understand how stupid this is? Are you familiar with the Nuck Boys? No, I mean, I've, unfortunately, I've heard of them, but I don't know that, you know, that I don't know that much about them. They're part of, like, like, I mean, like, young, young white guy right-wing Griftersphere thing. Well, they've pivoted to that.

And shit and stuff. Yeah. So the three most popular episodes so far, I don't know if Nanyahu's going to crack the top. but like was it were Elon, Mike Tyson, then Donald Trump. Okay. Okay. They started off doing prank videos, a Canadian dude, and now live in L.A., I think.

But the type of stuff they got famous doing, like they would do stuff like go in a bookstore covered in fake blood and ask if they had any books on crime scene cover up. Okay. They once almost got, almost got arrested because they ran up to a cop in L.A. and told them they'd found cocaine, the backseat of a car. They'd know they told them they found Coke. and it was cans of Coca-Cola and a cop was like if he hadn't been on camera

I'd beat the shit of these dudes and that's one kind of like police violence I would have got on board with but how humiliating is this for fucking Netanyahu like this is like if like back in the 80s

like Robert Mugabe and Kim Jong Il had gone on like a morning drive time radio show ho it by squeaking in the jizz or some shit you're fucking war criminal wanted by the international criminal court goddamn it.

Have some fucking self-respect I'm going to record here This is an actual exchange That these two dipshits had with fucking Benjamin Netanyahu Got him Kyle What's your go-to at McDonald's Yat-N Yahoo

No, I'll take Burger King We did the double Kyle the Whopper You like Burger King over McDonald's? The other guy I think his name's Stanley goes That's your worst take Genocide stuff I can excuse

But claiming Burger King is better at McDonald's that's that's simply egregious uh i mean you know what i mean i'd almost right well i don't even know i was i was going to say i almost rather these dudes just talk to him about burger king if they're going to talk to b b b bn yahoo at all but it's like why is that even happening in the first place you know so here's them they got so much negative feedback they had to hop back on their stream and here's their here's their take after they got after they finished recording a good it's a good point someone

said having Netanyahu on is like having modern-day Hitler. No, I saw that. Which is honestly, guys, I'll be honest. I'm here to, it's a good point. I like, we're here to fucking learn, to be honest, guys. So, they had, they actually got a bunch of negative backlash. They had other streamers on. They had Hassan Piker, who's a left-wing trip streamer,

and Nick Quintas, we talked about four as a fucking Nazi, who both told him was a bad idea to have Nanyahu on. And Hassan Piker also told, of informed them, these two depictions, didn't know that. Propagandists also got hanged at Nuremberg. So part of the reason they're apologizing because they realize they could be on the hook for war crimes now. It's so excited to be like, yeah, a lot of people compared that to us interviewing Hitler. And, you know, you're right. You're right.

We're right. We're listening. We're learning. We're listening. We're learning. Yes. We have open minds, welcome hearts. But, yes, we did sit down with modern-day Hitler.

And, you know, they ask him about it with working. Yeah. So Putin does this share a way in American culture or shit all the time too. But what's the Janiyahu do? It's so funny because Israel's a country with national insurance that covers trans health care. And he's going on the guy's podcast to talk to Americans, be like, huh, seems in America, you guys got pronouns everywhere nowadays. Shit's wild. Like, fucking shut the fuck up, man.

So, like, Israel, one reason he may be weighing on the New York mayor election. He might have a vested interest in this is, like, Andrew, Cuomo is on his legal team to defend him against his war crimes trial with the ICC. And he's also Netanyahu's also supposed to be standing trial

at home for corruption, but his trial keeps getting delayed. Like last time he was supposed to testify on his trial, he bombed Iran, so he couldn't do it. Right? He was busy. Yeah. This time he does the Nelp boys' podcast. No.

Wait, he went on the Nelt Boys podcast, But he informed the court back home that he couldn't do because he has food poisoning. That's even funnier. He gave him a different excuse. Tell him the International Criminal Court or whatever. You can't make it you're like deathly ill or whatever it is. And then their like 19-year-old son is like, hey, I think, is this him on the Nelt Boys podcast? Son of a bitch.

So, no, not the International Criminal Court, his domestic, maybe he's supposed to, they're trying to remove him for power for being the most corrupt prime minister in it in fucking Israeli history. And he said he couldn't testify because he had intestinal inflammation resulting from eating spoiled food. Sorry I can't be removed from power for corruption today. I have diarrhea and also have to go on the note, boys. Yeah. All right. All right.

25, baby. So let's talk about some, you know, more domestic goings on and with our ongoing fucking roundup to eat as many people as we can out of the country randomly, it seems. Here's a Greg Gutfeld to sit the vibe for how we're going to talk about this. in this insane country. This is why the criticism doesn't matter to us. When you call us Nazis, Nazi this, Nazi that, you know, I'm beginning to think they don't like it. You know what?

I've said this before. We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the N-word by using it. So from now on, it's what up my Nazi? Hey, what up my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging my Nazi? hilarious so this motherfucker is so dumb

he doesn't know Nazis already did this kind of the word Nazi was a slur in the 30s and 40s it was like it was basically the German way of calling somebody like a cletus or a fucking dumbass Nazis would never call themselves Nazis

but American Nazis are so stupid they took the term they've already defended it from its original meaning which wasn't evil it was fucking stupid but also like I guess they think

being a Nazis like skin color I guess it is sort of like skin color except like they think you were like it's in a little quality like you were born a Nazi so it's a slur to call you it or something right yeah I don't know it's also a big problem with the well I don't I'm not saying anybody could have sold that but Gutfeld just kills me because he's like they're he's their comedian over there he's their comedy guy and it's just like he just doesn't have an aptitude for also his writers are bad but it's anytime he does a little riff or bit or whatever he just never he just don't sell it you know it just doesn't no one

laughs, really. It's weird. He's charmless. It just plays as odd and off-putting most of the time. And it makes it 10 times worse. Like, so. I can picture, like, a comic doing that bit in the third person, like, pitching that idea is what Nazis should do. And like, like, Shane Gillis would murder with that because he's charming. Right. God felt's really fucking charmless. So, like, hey, you know what, you know what they'll be doing before long. And then you do it that way. Like, it is funny. But. But, like, from that, but coming from that perspective and from his, with his delivery, and from just from that source, it just, you know, had a very different feeling to it. Because people watch that, they don't, they're not like laughing at, Joe. They're also like, the idea that, you know, like, we have, you know, we should do that. That they'll just all be calling themselves Nazis in the near future. But, I mean, like three years ago in this show, we showed that clip from CPAC where they opened with the line, we are all domestic terrorists.

Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. You know, not even that. Yeah. I thought. He has the most popular show in network in late night by ratings-wise, but like you watch a clip of his show and the studio audience doesn't even laugh. His own people, I know, it's so fascinating to me.

I'm on the road all time. I'll have to turn on my hotel TV and it'll be tuned to Fox News and it's after a show, so it's at night and Gutfeld's on and I'll be like, well, let's see that and I'll watch it for a little bit. And every time, again, I have just this morbid fascination with it as a comedian because, yeah, they have a studio audience of people who agree with. with everything they're saying. And those people don't laugh at, they bomb in their own studio in front of their own audience on their own show.

And it's, the ratings are through the roof, comparatively speaking. It's, it's really disheartening if you're made. Right. Like, honestly, like,

I wanted to talk about a few of the more far school examples of ICE's recent evils, because this is like, like, this is objectively funny, but not in a fucking, if you,

it's so incompletely, executed. If it wasn't like a cost of human lives and like altering the course of people's existence for the rest of their time on this planet, it would be like the incompetence of it would be fucking hilarious. First I want to talk about this guy in Allentown, Pennsylvania, 82 year old grandfather by the name of Louis Lemaun, who's from Chile, been here 37 years. He went to court in Philadelphia, like an immigration office because this is like, I'm talking about, I'm trying to talk about this vaguely because like Icenaise all this

in a much more committed way than they usually do. So I think there might be something hinky here or some messed up. It might be just some messed up paperwork. But either way,

this guy's in Guatemala now. So his family's version of stories, he went to the Philadelphia State Immigration Office because he lost his green card. Not because he was here legally. He just lost his wallet. Right?

So he went to get a new green card. And his family had heard from him since June 20th. I haven't seen anything other than the lost green card about his legal status. The family says he was handcuffed by two officers who led him away without explanation.

His family made a repeated inquiries to immigration officials, prisons, hospitals, and even a morgue couldn't find anything. Lewis's name was not listed in ICE's online database of detainees. At one point, somebody called their house, according to them, and told them Luis had died. But it turns out he's alive in a hospital in Guatemala, which you need to emphasize is not Chile. Right. it's not clear if it's a mistake that he's in Guatemala instead of Chile or whether they do that on purpose or whether it's a mistake that he's fucking left alive he has pneumonia

he's on like a ventilator now that's crazy to think about that your 82 year old papaw you know could just need to go through some you know wrote bureaucratic process to get a you know a government document replaced like losing your ID or something like that so he goes to you know the immigration office just to say I lost my wallet so I don't have a card but I have a card I just don't have the physical one I need a new one and then you might never see him again or that he

literally disappears and no one can tell you what happened to him and then they tell you he died but no he's not dead but he's in a totally random country and he's got pneumonia and all the and it's like you know just I mean it's wild that something like that can even happen and these types of things happen

every day in Donald Trump's America I'm open to this all being some misreporting or a mistake or something Because like the fucking Guatemalan government on Sunday denied that he was even deported there Because there's no record of an official transfer even though he's there So I guess ICE just mailed them there in a box Which they were nice enough to poke air holes in Here's the real punch line to all this

Okay, Luis was granted political asylum in 1987 After surviving torture at the hands of the Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet who we fucking installed. So he fled a dictator, we empowered, to come here. And I guess once you get here, you can have asylum because, my bad, you reach base. Yeah. Right. Yeah, you got to touch base.

You're safe. So I guess if we do a coup in Guatemala now, by that I mean another coup, but my count will be our third in Guatemala. At least we'll know that it's because the CIA has made it its mission to destroy this one guy's fucking life. So they started deporting people to countries other than their own which you already knew.

We knew about El Salvador and South Sudan. But now they've added, they've got a new one in the list, the African kingdom of Eswatani, which I'd never fucking heard of. Right. That's a deep cut there. It used to be,

it's an absolute monarchy. It used to be Swaziland until 2018. I have heard of Swaziland. It's not a complete moron. I just didn't know they had rebranded. Me neither. And I don't know anything about it either. I just literally had heard that name.

Also didn't know they changed it. But go ahead. How are things going over there? So, Eswetani is ruled by a king by the name of Mswatani. He's Mzwetani the third. He has 11 wives and a bunch of luxury cars, and his people live on an average of $4 a day. Tracks. Yeah.

So judging by his lifestyle, the whole king thing doesn't work out. He has a real future as a manist fluencer. He could go on the Nulk Boys and hang pretty well, I guess. So S. Watanee has been severely affected by HIV and is the highest prevalence of HIV in the world with an estimated 26% of the adult population being HIV positive according to the United Nations. It had made significant progress in confronting that, but it's been highly reliant on foreign aid to do so, including assistance from the U.S., which has now been cut by the Trump administration. So if you look at anything according to an organized plan here, they have destabilized Eswetani by cutting off support for their, you know, help fighting their AIDS epidemic.

And now in exchange have offered them whatever we're giving them to take people who are not from Eswintani, who we're just shipping there to fucking, I don't live or be imprisoned

or get AIDS or whatever. So like, because yeah, because that's how that we bribe, but we pay these countries to take these people, right? We have some sort of arrangement with them.

So yeah, so they were getting aid money from us anyway. We end that and then say, well, you know, we got there. Here's a way we can give you some money. if you do that if you take these

you know random Vietnamese and Chilean people that we round up and send the fucking Eswatini for to do what to get what what do they when they go to one of these other countries like when they go to Eswatini is it

is it like an El Salvador like prison situation or nobody even knows yeah they just I don't I mean like if they're if they're smarter than us then we welcome to these immigrants to help build their fucking country the opposite of what we're doing right now, right? So, like, because, so a couple years ago, I forget, some more immigration, fuckery.

Let's talk about Seacoff for a second, because we're familiar with what's going on El Salvador to some degree. A couple years ago, when we were doing the whole prisoner exchange with Brittany Griner for the Merchant of Death. And the right-wing ecosphere was super up in arms. They thought it was an unfair trade. because I guess the only exchange we can make for Brittany Granner would be we had to find some other person to ship back to Russia

who we detained on trumped up fucking drug charges and imprisoned just to have leverage over Russia. The only way we were joking, the only way for us to like do that is to become evil and imprisoning some people to ship to Russia. Right, exactly. Yeah. We don't, at least used to, didn't do

that type of thing here. Okay. So, you know. So let me read here from a story title, were kidnapped. On Friday, more than 200 Venezuelans who we had disappeared to a mega prison in El Salvador were returned home.

Quote, we got a beating for breakfast, we got a beating for lunch, we got a beating for dinner. That's a quote from that Baker from Dallas who got sent to Seacup because he had a tattoo. The tattoo was an autism ribbon in dedication to his brother. These Venezuelans were released as they were back to Venezuela

as part of a prisoner swap deal to get 10 Americans back. So, The Venezuelan government has imprisoned foreign nationals to gain diplomatic leverage like Russia did with Brittany Granner. So we imprisoned 200 Venezuelans and sent them to El Salvador to get leverage to get those 10 Americans back. This is the exact same fucking thing that we made fun of the rights suggesting we do for Brittany Granner. And we just fucking did it. We have, this is some shit.

This is the shit Vladimir Putin does. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, that's, and that checks out because, you know, Trump loves that shit. He loves that strong man dictator stuff and has been seemingly trying to model America after their example for a long time now anyway. So

it checks out. Hunter Biden did a podcast interview yesterday which everybody where he talked about the details of cooking crack and he insulted leadership of Democratic Park. Everybody's like focused on like the takeaway from it was like that he

tried shit on people for backstab and his dad talking about cooking crack and whatever but the context was talking about immigration and Abrago Garcia and what's going on at Seacot. And he was like saying the Democratic Party is focused because they were polling data

says people are mad about illegal immigration. They're focused on Abrago Garcia because he has a solid paperwork legal cakes instead of the inhumanity of the shit going on at Seacot and call them all fucking losers instead of standing up for immigrants in general

because they're too cowardly to do so. And they're focused, and he's, fucking right oh no i thought the clips i saw for him i was like damn hunter biden's spitting right he was like who do you think fucking washes your dishes who fucking folds your laundry who fucking does your garden and you fucking just like he's like doing all this stuff who cooks your food and he's like which is like i hate to be focused on the fact what what these people do for you materially but like the idea like they contribute more than most people that are in fucking

congress absolutely by a mile and they're focused on like people in congress and are actively behind this they go a step they have like you know uh they have their own like whatever stat maids servants nannies that type of thing uh or like if they have construction projects and that type of shit they employ them or if they have land or ranches or whatever you know they like they're and i don't know if they're just if they just think yeah well i can keep mine somehow or they all thought that right yeah i mean there's a reason the focus the christ crack doesn't focused on California they're not they're not running up people of meatpacking plants

and fucking Idaho and shit so they're kind of hard doing that like so like yeah it's just like like anyway if you haven't seen the 100 Biden stuff I would if you're just seeing people's takeaways of it they're focused on the the intra-party fighting of it and not the moral message of it

which is that people are actually like fucking losers instead of standing up for the humanity of immigrants and when I talk about like the inhumanity of this shit the sure amount of stuff that's coming out about these detention facilities. So human rights watch has a report about what's going on in Miami-Dade County, three different immigration jails.

People are shackled with their hands hide behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from the stout of room plates, quote, like fucking dogs. That's according to this. That's reports from three different facilities. They're doing, this isn't like one guard on a lark. This is like a systemic thing they're doing in Miami-Dade. They're also withholding medical care and crowsy. fucking up the air conditioning to the point

one guy said he throws is going to get fucking hypothermia. If I have a thirmia thing. So we're cutting funding from all this different shit to the point where like

a lot of jails do you don't have air conditioning at all. Right. But there's one jail with air conditioning and they're turning on so high spending more electricity

to torture people by making them shiver. While we're also keeping people outdoors in Florida just outside of Miami Day at the, stupid alligator alcatraz place um and so we're intentionally heating cooking people to death

alligator alcatraz while freezing people to death at fucking Miami dead right yeah well it's like they often say for a lot of these people uh the cruelty genuinely is the point you know when you talk about the people that work in places like this not saying they're all like that or whatever but it you know it definitely attracts a certain type of person and you know And they get off on this type of thing They can get away with it And it like you know It like thrills them

Some of it like it's literally like You know A hobby or a pursuit Like sadism They're sadists I think you know Plenty of them really are And they dehumanize the people

They're doing it too They don't see them as being human either So that's also part of it Now to me it's like Okay but if you do that to a fucking animal That's fucked up Do you know what I mean Like mistreating

So even with the human Humanization, you know, you're still a fucking psychopathic piece of shit on two levels in that case. But it's just, you know, a lot of sicker people out there than you want to admit, I think. Yeah, we just detained a guy. I'm talking about the cruelty being the point. We just detained an Irish guy for a hundred days in prison. He had overstayed his visa by three days because he was in the hospital with a medical emergency. He was planning to go home.

He wasn't trying to get up to anything. They just held him to hold him. And I know that some private prison probably made bank off of it. but if you're doing anything other than that, you've got to fucking explain it to me. If you're just, because you're doing it for the money, fucking war crimes tribunals.

You've got to go to prison for a long time. And like, you start going through the details of these cases. Like, this newspaper, sorry, let me click on the link. Miami Herald got a whole of the story.

They talked to seven immigrants who were, they got them on the phone inside Alligator, Alcatraz, trying to get to the bottom of how they ended up there. One guy was a chef and a celebrated, like a Michelin Star,

restaurant in Miami. Another was an aspiring DJ. Another guy I was hearing an Italian passport who was already trying to leave the country. He was literally on his way to leave the country. He was driving in an RV with his wife and their daughter. They're planning to drive through California, across to Mexico and drive through Central America to Argentina, which is his home country, even though he has an Italian passport. But they pulled him over for having expired driver's license. He had an arrest warrant out for an expired driver's license. The reason he had a rest for an out for an expired driver's license. The reason he hadn't gone to court to fucking renew his driver's license was so he wouldn't

get snatched and deported. We're creating paperwork criminals by force them to default on other fucking paperwork. Another guy by him Castillo, I think he was the chef, said he was handcuffed and left outdoors in the sun as a punishment for attempting to go on a hunger strike. And he was eaten up by mosquitoes. They tied him up outside to be sworn by mosquitoes for trying to go on a hunger strike. right to protest inhumane treatment. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

You know, that'll, that'll show him. And, like, the politicians running this place are much bigger criminals than immigrants are locking up. The Census administration is staffed in this facility with private correctional officers who have not had to submit to fingerprinting, pass a physical exam, or pass background checks. So, sex offenders with club feet were fucking hiring. The officer suspended truck safety laws and portable toilet permitting rules.

So if you want to shit on the ground beside a truck that isn't street legal, fucking come on down. The governor even gave himself and his age freedom to hand out no bid contracts, paying overtime to senior managers and buy boats, planes, and cars. So if you want a state issued Maserati to chase people who work at car washes, come on down and sign up, baby. They fucking, the place, the facility they're using as alligator aquatraz was built on, was seized using emergency powers. because DeSantis couldn't get the county to agree to sell this airport to them. After they made a lowball offer. They stole a fucking airport to do this. They stole it.

Yep. Doing crimes to be as awful as humanly possible. That's what, you know, well, you just don't stand in their way. That's the message, you know, we're going to do what we're going to do. We've got designs on crimes against humanity, and by God, nothing's going to stand in our way. But anyway, that's it for us. We're out of time this week. Thanks for being right.

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