Weekly Skews - Weekly Skews – Is That Arby’s In Your Pants Or Are You Happy to See Me

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

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Hello and welcome to weekly skews for Tuesday, August 19th, 20205. I'm Mark Aegee. Trey Crowder is stuck somewhere in airport purgatory for all day. So Corey, Brian Forrecher's gracious agreed to fill in. How are you doing, Corey? I'm good. I'm really, this whole Trey thing, like he's always had so much trouble. the airport that I'm really starting to believe in a God that doesn't love him because it happens to me on occasion, but like literally every time this man flies, it's, you know, his equivalent of 9-11, not like an actual 9-11, but just being mildly inconvenienced, which is 12-7, we'll give it a 12-7.

Yeah, well, they, you know, just like the people in 9-11 in trade did not reach his destination on time, so they could, we'll stop the analogy there. before we get to the show I do we need to know is we sit down to record this it is 1.36 p.m. on the Pacific on the West Coast yeah Corey is in Georgia so it's 436 where he is so it's a totally different you're from the past yeah or we're from future I'm from the future but luckily I don't know anything that's happened in either timeline all right before we get to the show we're going to talk about we got a few thoughts we'll get to it we'll get to it but I so before we get the show I want to talk about uh so before we get the show I want to talk about we'll talk about we'll talk about we'll get to it but I so before we get the show I want to talk about. about the New York Times for this fascinating trend piece over the weekend about rich people hiring shaman's to keep rain from falling on their destination weddings, because that would be ironic when it rains near wedding day. We all learned that in the 90s. That's true. I want to read here from it. Swank Wong, 34, a destination wedding planner, pulled out all the stops for her own wedding at Rapples, Bali, and Indonesia last March. And I just want to note that Swank Wong, as being a rich Asian person is like this like jk. out of jk. Rauling trying to name a rich Asian. I swear to God.

The bit that I had was like this is like if j.K. Rowling was writing a like Chinese Somoye or something like that. It would be swank Wong. Yeah. So the bride who lives in Hong Kong arranged a Dom Pirognon champagne tower, fireworks and multicolored smoke cannons that exploded as she and her husband said I do. She invested in bouquets of war. orchids and roses, multiple outfit changes in Chanel and Shawmaid jewelry, but perhaps

her most critical investment, the rain-stopping shaman who Ms. Wong hired to guarantee sunshine or her wedding day. Now, my first response to this is we got to raise these people's fucking taxes. Like, we, across the globe, just like, and you'll, you'll see what I'm talking about as we go through it. But, like, that's my main response. But my second question is, does this work? I mean, my expectation is no, right? So, the wedding specialist at Raffles, Bolly said, she said, quote, an 80% success rate, which means you pick a day with a 20% chance of rain and fucking roll the dice, baby. And another practitioner, a guy who's name is, I Made Warmana, claims he's successful 90% of the time and attributes the remainder remaining 5% to client panic or disbelief. So if it doesn't work, it's your fault.

Of course, right. Yeah. When I first started taking antidepressant pills, they're like, just so you know, the pills won't work if you don't want them to work. And I was like, what you mean? Hold on. I'm a depressed person. I'm cynical. That's what I'm paying you for. Give me magic. And that's another thing too here is like, if you believe in this stuff, you believe in magic. And this is what you're going to use it for. Their life is so good that they have no other application for magic aside from let's not. make it rain on our Dom Perignon Tower. My favorite character in this story is one of the shamans, the state side one is American. His name is Grey Wolf, although that's just his self-adopted name. His name is Jim Grey Wolf Petruzzi. Look at this guy. Is he's Italian?

Yeah, the Italian guy in Arizona who's just put on a fucking, what do you call it? Like a, we call the thing you wear it. You put on a poncho. And turquoise jewelry is convinced I'm going to scam the fuck out of other white people. And I got to say, I respect the shit out of it. Oh, me too. I was about to say, I respect the shamans in this regard. They deserve to get paid.

And, yeah, also, I'm very glad that he's continuing a long-storied tradition of Italians wearing red face to make money, which is phenomenal. Yeah, it was like the Westerns, baby. Spaghetti Westerns. So, let me quote here from Grey Wolf. He claims to have recently cleared the skies for a wedding after three consecutive. getting rainy days. So a four-day wedding. It rained three of them, but he got it to work the fourth one. Yeah. Pay up, motherfucker. So you might, you might be asking, do these people really believe in this shit? And here's where my argument, this is an argument for raising their taxes

comes from. The answer is fucking not really, right? There's an influence of what they have a jazz Smith who went viral on TikTok after hiring a witch to prevent rain in her wedding at O'Hika Castle of Long Island in New York. Quote, when you're spending six figures plus on a destination wedding, a little spiritual insurance never hurts, said her wedding designer. So it's Pascal's wager

for people who have so much money. If you're spending $400,000 in a wedding, why not spend $10 on a fucking shaman? Right. It's just like the opposite of the sunk cost fallacy where it's like, yeah, why, what is, okay, because I mean, yeah, dude, if you're if you are spending $400 million,

is that what you said, $400 million? I said $400,000, but yeah. Oh, 400,000. Whatever. the fuck if you're some of these weddings these people go they are in the in the millions and millions and it's like yeah like at that point you have unlimited money like some of these people really like we can't fathom it it's like no they can't run it they would have to literally just go give it all the way and burn it but they can't like they can't run out like i i was thinking yesterday of like this sorry for being off topic for two seconds but Elon musk was bitching about how Hollywood

don't make you know movies they only make woke stuff and i'm like bitch you could produce 50 movies a year and even if they didn't make money you'd never run out of it like just do it like so yeah why not give a fake indian money yeah i saw a good plan he was like he was agreeing with some post that says no netflix movie star as a white person which is not true it's not it's not true at all at all yeah uh but yeah so i'm just really mad every day like i feel like i discover another grift and somebody else got in on and i never thought like i just never thought thought of it. Like, you could just fucking pretend to be, watch a YouTube tutorial on rain dances, do the opposite, and scam some fucking rich dingus out of 10 grand a pop or whatever

to like, these are the grifts we need to get into. Because like, it makes me, like, when I see a, a mega preacher grifting like poor folks, you know, that just need hope, that's wrong. And even like, obviously, if you voted for Trump, you're an asshole. But like, I see him grifting the poor people and stuff. And I'm like, you're an asshole. And I'm like, you're an asshole. but the reverse grift of doing it to the rich people, oh, that should be celebrated. That should be, that's what we all in.

And if they don't accept your grift, shoot them. And we all win. You know what I mean? There you go. You heard it for, we can wrap the show now. Corey, it's done that the whole vibe would just fucking shoot them. All right. I mean, it's worked in the past.

Before I get to the show, a couple plugs real quick. Let me try to do them in order. So Matt's got the elements. Go to Troy Crowder.com to see his upcoming tour dates. He's trying to get back from Austin right now, I believe. You were in Virginia this past weekend, right? I know because my aunt Kim wanted me to send along her best wishes because she wasn't able to make her show in Charlottesville.

Well, that's good. She can come back in January when I'm there in Charlottesville. So, yeah. I was in Kentucky. I actually recorded a brand new 90-minute album of new material. So watch out for that, everybody. Okay, cool. Look out for that.

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That's true. With Trey and Drew called Well Red, right? And you got what else you got? That's true. You want to plug. I also own at we love Corey.com. a we lovecory.com exclusive. I have public domain sleepy time theater

where I read you to sleep. And the first season, we're on chapter like 31 now. It's Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. And then we're going to be drifting on to Frankenstein because it'll line up perfectly with Halloween. So we're going to do Mary Shelley. And I'm pretending it's because of women,

but just a good book. Yeah. Just fall asleep to your voice. It's kind of like an ASMR for people who miss being taught history class by their driver's ed teacher slash baseball coach yeah because i read it when i'm doing the twain one at least like i read it like uh and young and young tom went across the tracks and old becky sue was there and she smarted him something awful you know so it is dulcet you know okay cool everybody uh go uh fall asleep to that all right let's get to the show uh matt uh daily dumbass

graphic please Tonight's D.D. Daily Dumbass is you for somehow being relieved that one of the president's leading advisors wants to decline to describe herself as, quote, a beef curtain sandwich on an internet dating show. All right. Next question. I'm hungry, but I'm not sure what I want. Would you say you're most like a spicy enchilada, a zesty sauce, or a good old-fashioned beef curtain sandwich with cheddar? Let's start with Bachelorette number two. It would be a zesty sauce because I would hit the spot, but then I would have you coming back for more lately. A saucy way you have a sitting there, too. Recessed and slumped. That's just exactly how we like it.

And it would be a really wet sauce. She's wet. That's my buddy, Pat, by the way. That's Pat Dixon. I was just with him a couple weeks ago in Chattanooga. Yeah, he's in Chattanooga. He's in New York now and has been forever, but, like, we came up at the same club together. Well, I wish I'd known you knew him because I would have asked you to figure out what the fuck that was because as far as I can tell, like, from the timing of like what she looks way different now.

And she's talking about what she loves Donald Trump earlier in that clip. But I could have like, like I think that was like a like a public access show from her college. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I will gladly remind me after the show. I will text Pat and be like, here's the clip. Give me all the information and y'all can talk about it on next week's skews because yeah, that's my boy. So when we talk about Laura Lumber for two main reasons.

One, she successfully lobbied the Trump administration over the weekend to let more toddlers' amputees die. And she exercised a tremendous amount of power. But two, she's also engaged in the world's dumbest lawsuit and recently sat for a deposition that came out of 200 insanely crazy pages that we're going to talk about because they're fun. But if need a refresher on who Laura Lumer is, she's the conservative mega influencer who once changed herself. to Twitter's doors after being banned for being racist. Although she didn't get arrested for that, because she changed herself in such a way that the door still opened and closed, so people were still walking by her while she screamed into a bullhorn.

She's been banned from Uber and Lyft for being racist to Muslim drivers. She legally can't own a gun due to her many involuntary psychiatric holds. And she, in college, I told Trey this once before, but I feel like you deserve to know it too. In college, she started an ISIS club as part of a viral video prank to prove how overly tolerant the administration was and how the woke kids would join an ISIS club, but then no one joined her ISIS club, and she got banned for, she kicked out of college for starting the ISIS club. Well, that's tremendous. And I've seen a lot of similar things recently online where somebody's like, I'm going to wear my star of David through this Palestinian parade and see what happens. and nothing does, and they're like, well, but you can imagine what it would be like if it did,

like fucking Chris Harley and Billy Madison. It's like, no, I can't. I wish I could. By the way, can I say this? Speaking of woke, Laura Lumer being a little woke here, like only paying attention to the disabled kids and not understanding that, like, fully functional infants also deserve the right to die. You know what I mean? We can't just focus on the limbless.

Oh, don't worry. They're killing them all. So what we're talking about here is that. I mean, read the quote, this Rolling Stone headline, Trump cuts off medical visas from Gaza after Laura Lumer meltdown. So basically, Marco Rubio, Secretary of State, after Laura Lumer managed to get him on the fucking phone, she can call the Secretary of State, quote, all visitor visas for individuals from Gaza are being stopped while we conduct a full and thorough review of the process and procedures used to issue a small number of temporary medical humanitarian visas in recent days, to which Laura Luma wrote on X, it's amazing how fast we can get results. from the Trump administration. It's amazing how fast Laura can get results in the Trump administration,

considering, again, she started the ISIS club in college. This all started because she posted a video on Friday of children from Gaza, arriving in San Francisco from medical treatment, and getting greedy by a cheering crowd. She called the video an exclusive when she posted it to her Twitter profile

with her own watermark on it, despite the fact she just lifted it from a nonprofit's Instagram called heal Palestine. She thought she uncovered some nefarious plot when it's on a nonprofit's Instagram. The people who think they are journalists now

is it's just so, I mean, far be it from me, because like I do several history podcasts, but I would never call myself an actual historian. They're entertainment based, but like these people like her, these grifters go out, I've got like it's and no one calls them on it or if they do, it doesn't matter, but it's so

disgusting. No, to be clear, we are never breaking news here at WeeklySkees. I'm piggybacking other people's hard record they're reporting. And the best case, trying to draw parallels, I think, in separate news stories that go together, although because the media is not allowed to draw conclusions. They don't do that, right? Right. So the group of children were talking about, or we're talking about 11 kids.

11 kids, and this is the largest medical evacuation of injured children from Gaza to the United States, according to NBC Bay Area. These kids are talking about, we're talking about a little girl named Leone. who's a 14-year-old who was burned and injured by shrapnel when her school exploded. A little, a kid named Gazal, who was also hurt an explosion, another child, an eight-year-old named Anas, who was hurt an explosion and killed his entire family. These visas and question are for a bunch of child amputees and burn victims. This is what the government is saying they need to do a thorough review of. Most of these kids do not stay here unless they already have family with legal residency.

They get shipped back to Egypt to heal after the procedures and get their prosthetics. it's also damn near impossible to get the fuck out of Gaza there's a long wait list and Israel has to let them out okay yeah right that's like a whole thing

um so it's not like the idea they're like they're being we're doing some massive airlift to get kids out of Gaza at American's expense which she seems to like try to get her audience to believe

it's just a fucking lie and they like the US taxpayer's not paying for these people's treatment it's being paid for by heal Gaza and other nonprofits by the way so it's like she was like well we can't care

for homeless veterans doing that whole fucking steal. They're not taking anything from homeless beckon veterans. Also, here's my issue with that whole thing is like they'll say things like that. They're using all this money instead of using it on homeless veterans,

but it's like, okay, but first off, number one, y'all are in power right now. You control everything and you're not doing anything about homeless veterans. So like, which is fine if you don't want to do it, but like I don't think you get to use, like the only person I want to hear anything anybody talk about the veterans as if they know what they're talking about as like a John Stewart

who actually has worked with these people and has done things but like you can't say we should just be giving our money to veterans and then turn around and not do that like that's insane I would to be fair I wouldn't say they're doing nothing about homeless veterans they're currently bulldozing encampments in Washington DC so that's not they are they are doing something about home but it's like being back at war they'll love that yeah yeah just uh so I get over all this, another story from over the weekend. Las Vegas Police Department did a, in coordination with the feds, did a massive, not say massive, did it just like one of those to catch a predator like sting operations where they arrested eight guys for trying to have sex with underage.

What they thought were underage kids or actually 46-year-old cops named Steve? One of the people they arrested is guys named Tom Alexanderovich, who's the executive director of the Israel Cyberdirectors. Directorate reports directly to Benjamin Netanyahu for like cyber intelligence and AI shit, okay? He faced felony charges of luring a child with a computer for a sex act. This means a kid's under 16, by the way. They didn't say the hell he thought the kid

was. He mysteriously was let out of jail and wished back to Israel. No one knows how or why, Ellis Vegas PD usually keeps your passport when you get arrested. Because they're an

international city, right? They're a lot of tourists. So if you do six time of Las Vegas, they keep your passport, so you can't fucking run away. He ran away. No one really knows how. I don't imagine he could have done it without the Trump administration. And you'd think they'd be a little more circumspect about aiding and abetting, you know, a globe-trying, pedophile with connections to the Israeli government, given their current context. But, nope, it's all that. They apparently have decided, well, the solution of the Epstein problem is to do more Epstein's. So, yeah, so basically, if you're trying to follow the logic here, um, if you're, if you're, want to bring Palestinian children here for medical care, you can't do that. But if you want to fly in to nonce our kids, you get diplomatic immunity. And they just keep, why wouldn't

they think that they would get away with it again? Because they keep getting away with it. You know what I mean? I mean, this is like why these people wanted to get in power because they're like, we can do whatever we want. And like, I know it's been talked about a million times, but like buddy when roger stone and him cooked up that whole fake news thing and basically the whole anytime anything negative is said we just go that's bullshit and it's the mainstream media like they got carte blanche to just do whatever like i can point out some of these things to my mom and dads like this happened this happened this happened they'll be like did it really though and i'm like it really did and they'll be like well we'll see and then we never will see because there's another news cycle and it's over yeah like isra of course said oh this guy wasn't even arrested, but also he's been relieved of, could relate of his duties. Yeah. So he's been relieved of his duties, but he can't work here anymore.

Right. So like, but like they immediately went into like, I don't, I don't, why lie? You're getting away with it. Why fucking lie anymore? I don't fucking understand it. Um, so going back to Lumer here, uh, people seem to actually starting noticing the shoes super powerful. He's a PBS report from a couple days ago if you got this video, man.

Jews. We need to be focused on America first, not fly. people first. She regularly utters disgusting garbage. That's how Republican Senator Tom Tillis once described the self-styled journalist Laura Lumer. All of the meritless B.E.I. Shanique was talk the same way. It's very obnoxious. But despite her detractors, the online influencer seems to wield real influence, and she knows it. It got multiple people fired this week. Observer say it's not a coincidence that more than a dozen high-ranking officials in the Trump administration have either lost their jobs or had their nominations revoked after Lumer questioned their loyalty to the president.

So, before all this, the last couple years, and a certain segment of people just keep getting more and more evil at a rapid rate that I can't possibly fucking comprehend. Like, just like, we'll get on the internet and say the most vital shit about children. Like, before this, I legitimately believe that no one would be so evil is to go out of their way to make sure an orphan who had to have a limb amputated without anesthesia couldn't get a prosthetic. Right. Just to make that your mission for the day. Yeah.

And there's so many people in the, I guess, cat turd army who have decided that it is of the utmost importance for them to let them to let them go, well, I mean, the kids shouldn't be punished for their parents. We can all agree with that, right? And they'll be like, no, we can't agree with that. We can't agree with that at all. And I'm like, you know, you guys could just sit one out. Like, you don't even have to go all woke. You could just sit one out.

And I think I would sit it out when it's like, you know, about kids because you're going to look like an asshole. But like, they don't to the right people, I guess. Dude, that's one of the moral panics today besides, you know, they're being male cheerleaders in the NFL now and what else is going on. They're mad about it. It doesn't have a lot of his track. But one of, because Kathy Hochle did a fucking, uh, uh, uh, announcement campaign about

like, how New York passed a free, free breakfast and lunch statewide for kids. And, of course, people are really mad about that. And, you know, our audience knows that I rant all the time about this shit because the free lunch thing drives me crazy. But I do, like, there is no other scenario where you require somebody to be somewhere for eight hours, not just require them, but legally. leave require them to where they go to jail and not feed if you go to a wedding that happens at dinner time and there's no dinner there's a fucking riot of course as there should be as there should

be this is also another example of how they constantly when it's like kids in gaza or soldiers in ukraine they go hey i don't know we we need to have that money to spend on our own people okay here's that no we can't do that so like it is just completely lip service bullshit like they don't want to do it and again like i've always said like this is how i believe like dude are there are there people in this world who will just lie and even though they could afford their kids lunch they'll just lie to get it for of course there are there's every type of person in the world there's people to eat human beings feet but like that the the the cost doesn't outweigh the good on that it's like yeah let okay whatever they're going to do it but

this little kid genuinely will starve and his parents need the help. And they're like, well, if we can't be perfect, we can't even try. Yeah. I think New York did the right way, which is universal. So you don't mean testing all that stuff. Because like, again, means testing it costs more money. Like, I think we've talked about this before. But like, we have to pay, we have to, like, staff up extra people just to click lunch cards and take money and shit. Or you figure out who's free and who's not. It costs more than just fucking handing out the lunches. But like, that's not the way we do things is this country. Basically, we'll spend any amount of resources to harm people, but anything that helps people is I automatically consider too expensive.

Yeah, we love having little different versions of the Gestapo in every single aspect of our federal government. Yeah. So getting by these kids for a second, I just want to emphasize here, again, no one leaves Gaza without Israel's approval, and everyone who comes through this program is vetted through U.S. databases, and also these are children. Any security risk is the lowest risk possible. It's so negligible you can't even fucking see it. But this is just, you know, rank ethnic prejudice against toddlers and preteens. If you want to image the kind of care we're talking about, here's a video of a kid named Adam, who's three years old, who came here under this program, and now he lives in Chicago with his grandma, because she has legal, she's a citizen. So, yeah, he's unboxing a present for her.

So, yeah, he's unboxing a present for Ms. Rachel. Obviously, a terrorist, we've got to kill him. The rule won't be safe to add her fucking destroyed. Yeah. This is just obviously a ruse by the Israeli deep state, you know, or the American deep state, I'm sorry, to build bionic super Hamas using these toddlers by giving them new, you know, raw robotic limbs. So

To move it on to the second part of the Lumer discussion Back in the campaign season When Luma was flying around on Trump's campaign playing with him A bunch of people were making jokes about him having an affair with her I think we made some on this show I'm glad she can find out about them Because she's suing everyone who made them Trump during that time called Lumer a free spirit

Which is of course the kind of the same thing you say about your young mistress Yeah that's what that's what you call a whore when you can't say whore. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, or like saying she's wise for age or something like that. Yeah. So Lumer's suing Bill Maher. All right.

Because he made a joke about her fucking Trump back in like September, I think. And the premises lawsuit, after knowing that she can't legally own a gun, she tried to start ISIS club in college. She chained herself to Twitter headquarters. And she got back, she cannot use Muslim or, sorry, Uber or Lyft the rest of her life because she's racist against Muslim. The premise this lawsuit is she is owed damages because Bill Maher's joke ruined her chance at a high-level White House job like the very serious person of substance she is she rightfully deserves. But she already had a White House job.

She was on the plane. No, but she doesn't work. She's still an influencer. She just has their phone number. She's working in the White House. She's still in Florida. I'm sorry, baby. But like that has nothing to do with Bill Maher and everything to do with the fact that you look.

look like a Eldritch terror in a low budget B horror film. Most of it is that. Yeah, so she sat for a deposition recently in her lawsuit against Bill Moore. It's 200 fucking pages long. I read it

because I hate myself. The whole 200 pages, you read the whole goddamn I see. Once, because it's spread off in sections which it goes off of these long tangents. So basically I would scan it to look for like parts that hit, parts that were just funny. But I did But, I mean, legal documents are like quadruple space, so 200 pages and more like 50. Right.

So it's not just that she says delusional shit. She does so fucking unprompted. Like, let me read an exchange to you. Several of President Trump's staff have told me in confidence that Lindsey Graham is gay, Loomer said. Hold on, Miss Loomer. There's no question, said Morris, attorney. Just standing on about, what? Those is America.

standing on business, you know? Guys ride in the Hershey Highway. I got to let everybody know. Sorry, ma'am. The question was, is her address 1, 2, 3 Jones Street? Lindsay Graham's gay. Can please let there be a scenario where

Lindsay Graham countersues her for all of this, because that's way more defamation than saying she fucked Trump on a comedy show. Is it? I mean, I guess in his world, calling him gay. But everyone, that's sort of big ten. I think everyone's sort of like, you know,

nobody cares what Lindsay does. So, like, is her, by the way, her lawyer in this is Larry Klayman, who long time, insane concertists, spear watchers will recognize,

like, he's had a career since the 90s or just suing everybody all the time. He just fundraisers. Like, he basically ended up causing Clinton's impeachment by a series of frivolous lawsuits he filed in, like, 1991.

Like, the start of the chain of events that led to Bill Clinton lying in his deposition. That's a game of numbers with some of them types, right? It's like they file a bunch of depositions in lawsuits, just hoping that like some people will not pay attention to be like, just settle. We don't want to deal with this, right?

Just like, here, give him $100,000, whatever. Yeah. But even he said to be having a bad time of this deposition. My vague takeaway was that he wanted to kill himself by like page four of 200. Let me, like, this is, let me read another exchange here. Question, you think calling someone a bitch is a statement of fact? Lumer. Yes, actually, I said,

sad pathetic broken bitch that's a statement of fact is that her talking about marjorie taylor green i yes a quote question is this your testimony under oath that you don't remember being called quote extremely racist by marjorie taylor green she just basically that she's called her arguments like she's called extremely racist by so many people she forgot being called extremely racist by marjorie taylor green that's quite an accusation i read some of this but it was just in screen grabs and so some of it was like i don't know if this is true or not But, like, there was just one where she was having to be like, no, I didn't mean that Marjorie Taylor Green's vagina was Roof's beef. I was really just, we're about to get to that?

I'll let you. Yeah, yeah. So for context here, for her to win this lawsuit, she has to prove that jokes, like, she has to, like, try to dodge the question of whether or not jokes are legal, okay? What she's trying to. Elon must already solve that. They're legal now. Thank you, Elon. Well, she wants Bill Maher's joke to be illegal.

And she's basically arguing that she has never committed a joke, made a joke, nor understands what they are. Okay. So first thing is trying to argue that she's trying to argue that Bill Maher is the only person making that joke back in September, which is not true because, again, we all made it. And she tried to quote. So Bill Maher's attorney is basically searched Twitter for a bunch of people calling her Trump's horror as reading these tweets to her. And she's trying to say that no, no, no, still trying to argue that no one else is making these jokes. Let me quote here from a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, HBO's lawyer. This is a tweet that was published on September 12th, which says, quote, popular theory going around is numerous having an affair with Trump, which I don't really buy, only because she looks and acts like a sleep paralysis demon, and Trump was repulsed by body horror.

To which her response was, well, obviously, that's Bill Maher's alt-a-count. What? Because he's the only person making this joke. Why would Bill Maher have an alt-account? Well, first of all... Why would anybody, but, like, people only do that if they don't otherwise hit and have a life, I feel.

Or I guess Kevin Durant probably does, but whatever. People who want to be funny on the internet without having their names attached to, like, their day jobs attached to the jokes they make and show like that. Yeah, right. But Bill Marr wants his jokes to be attached to him, you know. Right. There's also, like, the fact that this joke is funnier than anything Bill Maher said in 25 years. That's part of it too. So let's get to what you're talking about, which is the RB section of this deposition.

okay quote the only time you'll ever say that sentence again is when you're reading about one of my depositions the rb section of the deposition the thickest part yeah your honor they said they have the meats but they were out they went they didn't have all of them uh so uh bill is this is a spoh's lawyer okay exhibit 30 is your response to her can you read that out loud to me answer hey marjorie remember when you destroyed your family so you could have sex with a zankeef cost player. Tell me again how you and the Arby's in your, about you and the Arby's in your pants. All right.

I'll come back to the Arby's a second, but as an aside, Zengif is a character from Street Fighter. Okay, here's the picture, a picture of the guy Margie Tate, this guy was a polyamory sex guru by the name of Craig Avery, who Marjorie Taylor Green alleged cheated on her husband with and blew up her marriage if he got this picture, Matt. Okay. Yeah.

The next thing is you'll pull up is a picture of Zaneefe. Yeah, I was about to say. because yeah Nailed it fucking nailed it I mean honestly yeah 100% nailed it I mean she's like

you know she's not not hitting out the only thing I'll push back on is like to me and a part of it is like hey we shouldn't talk about women this way or put women down but if the Arby's roast beef vagina joke has been made

so many times about so many people like be more original you know it's not it's not nine, but these people aren't funny. It's nice stuff. And like, the only thing I want to say about that joke, it occurs me that Greg Ivey was actually cosplaying his gang geek, which means it's not even a joke. But anyway, he does look like Zankeeps.

Either good plus play by him or good joke by Laura Lumer. I don't fucking know it. Either way, that part is fine because it's original. But like, you know, people, for long, long forever, it's been like, oh, if you have sex a lot, your downstairs is busted out. And it's like, that's not how it works. at all. The vagina just looks like how your vagina looks, you know. Some of them have a bigger labia major. Some of them have a bigger labia in menorah. And that's okay. God created everyone unique.

And that's how I feel. Corey, Corey's been studying the vagina modologues. I appreciate it. I like the vagina dialogues the best when they're talking to each other. It's really good. Like, use as ventrules dummies or whatever? Yeah. So, so go out to Arby's, right? She had to pretend, she had to pretend the Arby's thing wasn't a joke. Because, again, she thinks Bill Maher should be held liable for making a joke. But so obviously her Arby's thing can't be a joke. So, quote, what is the basis for saying she put Arby's in her pants? She carries roast beef in her pockets, Loomer responded.

What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants? Because I know she likes to eat at Arby's. Are you making a derogatory statement about her sex life by talking about Arby's in her? pants. No, I'm talking about Arby's sandwiches. I'm talking about Arby's. I would. I'm a very direct person. I was making a derogatory comment, I would have said it. Corey, the Arby's thing goes on for like a dozen pages. Not to defend Laura Lumer,

but here I go. One time I woke up on the couch wearing all the clothes that I'd worn the night before and I roll over and Amber comes over and she's like, what is that? There's a smell and a stain. And there was a smell and a stain on the couch. And I was thinking like, did I shit the couch or whatever? No, I had at some point put a five-layer burrito in my pocket and then slept in it and rolled around and it got all over the couch. So there is precedent. It wasn't a roast beef sandwich, but that's only because we went to Taco Bell and not Arby's.

Right. That's a, yeah. So, but why didn't you eat it? That's my, I'm amazed you didn't eat it. I'm only thing. I'm sure that the reason I put that one in my pocket is because I was eating another one. what I mean? I was like, I'll keep this one in my pocket, and then I passed out. This is also part of this. Like, this whole thing, like, this is the whole thing is such a waste of everybody's time and also their fucking lives. Question. As you're recording Lumet here, everything Kamala Harris's infested snatch touches also dies a miserable, painful death. What is your source for the fact that she has an infested snatch? Answer. Well, Snatch could mean many things.

She's basically doing, like, filibustering with, well, Webster's dictionary defines Snatch as a land of contrast. And this is fucking Bill Clinton, the is, is shit, but with Snatch, no, it very couldn't mean several things. In this context, it means one thing. Yeah, I did control F for this, you know, this deposition obtained through our very, you know, all legal system and snatch has mentioned 20 times in this it's not even dude fucking uh guy richie

hasn't even said snatch 20 times and that's one of his best movies yeah so anyway uh three year olds can't get prosthetic legs because Marco Rubio has to answer when this fucking clown ghoul calls his cell phone dude I gotta imagine that like

like going back to what she said in that one video like the old school Republicans if there are any left and if there are please hear me we need you somehow to do something different but like they have to be so mad at her because the beliefs that she has the way that she's talking about the DEI and whatever they all believe that but they know how to say it in a better way where they're just like look it's not that we're against black people having jobs we just want it to come down to the most qualified person and it's like that is that's a good argument have but then then she get and they're like and nobody no conservative doesn't and then she gets up there and she's like all these DEA I Shaniquas and blah, and they're like, God damn it, lady. Like, just don't want, like, she really, really is, like, where it's like all the coded language they used to use. She doesn't have dog whistles.

She's got a dog megaphone. Like, she just says it, and people fucking eat it. It, do people, does she hit for anybody? I mean, she makes the time of money. She's got, she obviously hits for Donald Trump. She thinks, he thinks he thinks her support's meaningful. I mean, he's literally fired his subject. These are people he hired for the next.

National Security Council, she got them fired from being insufficiently pro-Russia or something, basically being too old. But also, like, her stance and D.I. So not to get too much into their, like, their fucking civil warship, but like, she's a part of what a lot of those right types called the Woke Right.

Yeah, right. She's not anti-D-EI. She's for representation of special interest groups, just specifically white men and Jewish people. Right. And they like the Indians that can code, right? They're a big fans of them too yes no she she's she's the anti that that's the elon faction she's against the indian

indians the code she hates them okay well it's no river no river long enough it doesn't contain them in you know what i mean yeah yeah so all right honor for honorable mention dumb ass tonight we got uh this kid for running away from the guy with a flame thorn probably because of the LeBoo-Boo. Okay. Was that a legitimate flamethrower? Did he just have gasoline in a super-soaker that he had lit? It's like one of those commercial flamethrowers. Remember when Elon was giving away for free if you was like invested in the boring company?

No, I would have invested. yeah yeah so but i love these kids fucking fleeing him and it's while he's screaming save your family while he burns a doll with a flamethrower if you don't know what labubu is i do but go ahead okay so it's just funny to me that like every doll because popular in america cannot escape his fate like once i've got herbie was the same way yeah well like it's kind of like this polarized like inverted idolatry the christians do where they assume like this doll is a demon in it so we do the we do a kind of fire worship where we set it on fire but for Jesus yeah that's there any yes of course it does because and I by the way I if if me if some Christians just wanted to talk to me about like I think luboos are stupid and I can't believe that this many people like them I hear you you're spitting on that but they really do and I know this because I grew up amongst these people when if there's something that's mega popular that they can't understand

it must be that there's a demon in it. Otherwise, nobody in their right mind would like this thing. But, like, again, they did it with Furbies, but you know what's funny? They did it with Furbies, but they didn't do it with Beanie Babies because they liked Beanie Babies. And Beanie Babies were cute, and they had the Princess Diana one. It's only the ones that they can't understand. And, like, yeah, okay, Furbies and Lubbubo's kind of do look like, especially if you grew up in the era and watched Grimlins, they sort of look like Grimlins. and we've all seen what happens to Grimlins when you get them wet.

But, like, dude, like, it seems like the, go ahead. I'll argue that they do look fucking creepy. If you got the picture of one, throw it up. Like, like, if you guys aren't familiar. Like, so for context, the guy who invented them, he's a dude from a originally born in Hong Kong. His name is, let me find it here. Yeah, his name is Kassine Lung.

He's born in Hong Kong. Now lives in Belgium. but he grew up on uh he was inspired by norse mythology that he studied in the library to help him learn uh belgium uh sorry dutch it's sort of help him learn dutch so but it turns out if you mash up like asian style art with the big eyes and the fuzzy stuff with norse mythology you get an evil looking fucking demon yeah yeah so there's this huge moral panic gripping the the christian right uh where they think that the stuffed animals are demonic inspired by pizuizu The Mesopotamian God, who hasn't gotten this, you know, the bad guy and the exorcist.

The demon that invested the girl in Exorcist was Pizzou. And later, of course, Pizzou star as a demonic statue of Homer Simpson. Excellly orders, thinking it's pizza in a treehouse of horror episode of the Simpsons. Yeah. Do they think Labubu is satan, has Pizzou in it? Because Laboububu rhymes with Pizzou? Yes, they do. They really do.

I mean, I don't know this for a fact, but yes, that is the tiny reach that they will make like they really like it's like they'll say Harrison Ford will be wearing like some fucking t-shirt and it'll have a some sort of like have red paint on it and they're like that's red paint and it's because of the the blood of yada yada yada and it's a satanic ritual and it's like bro these people if you are like that I don't feel like you're going to put it right there out in the open that's just me but that's kind of crazy talk why would a bestopotamium demon god named Pizzuzu need to infiltrate your house via a doll you ordered online. Right.

Also, it's, that's not a real thing. That's the devil, that's, the regular devil is not real. So there definitely ain't some sort of North Korean variant that I'm going to believe in. Get the fuck out of here. God damn. If you're wondering why this is happening now, why this, why this, why this meme or the popularity in the countermeam of burning them like is popular now. Because these dolls have been around since 2015, I think. Lisa from Blackpink, if you watched the last season of White Lotus,

she was the Thai girl that worked at the, she's Thai, but she's in a K-pop group. But on her Instagram, she was carrying one, clipped to her backpack. So that's how they became super popular. It seems like right now, but you can't really track these things like that, but it seems like it. So like I said, these dolls are characters from a monster series, created by a certain long. And like, so the backlash,

is so funny. Here's a flyer people putting up around their neighborhood. If you got this, Matt. So it says they're trying to raise $150,000 to buy and burn these fucking the boobos. So Long is going to make way more money off these morons burning his shit. I'm assuming they're going to make money keeping some of it. And also, according to their website, they take crypto. So there you go. So you're paying them to burn your thing? No, you're sending this influencer money to buy more Labubos, have them shift to his house so he can make videos burning them with his blowtorch or whatever.

Like, if they really, dude, like if they really wanted to walk the walk, it's like go rob the Labubo store and set it on fire. Because this is how I know you don't believe it's the devil. if it was like I have to imagine if you believe in the devil the devil is about as serious as it gets I mean that is Thanos right and if I truly believe that the devil was in these little dolls I feel I would be compelled to go torch a store but they're not going to do that because they don't want to get in trouble but if the devil was real you would risk that because you'd be saving the world from demons so you don't fucking believe it and also if you do believe it you're telling me you feel comfortable going into the devil's house and buying little devilites like are you insane you're also by buying them you're creating a further market for these you're incentivizing the creation of more demons yeah and how is a demon defeated by fire i don't fucking understand okay whatever i mean that's a whole that's one of my favorite scenes and straight out of compton is when like they're burning all the nWA records and it hits

for a zee because he's like they had to fucking buy them first you know what i mean and i'm like yeah that's awesome yeah so before we move on to the next thing i want to watch this video of this lady casting a spell. This is more satanic than anything going on in a booboo. And a little booboo. It's celli lapiraco. Neccelli lapirato. Yeah, dude, if I, this I guess is supposed to be Christian, but if I saw this happening, I would

fucking, I don't believe in the devil or nothing, but God damn, this scares the fuck out of me. Me too. Also, seeing a man in his yard with a flamethrower just going all Sid from Toy Story on a fucking Labibu, like, if you had to ask me, like, in this scenario, what? What's the most satanic thing? And I'd go, the people with fire, probably, you know?

Yeah, we've got to burn a children's toy at the stake for Christ. So we got a few minutes. I want to talk about Corey Mills for a little bit. So let's get to our next daily dumb ass is the cops for blowing up a congressman's second career as an arms dealer by putting his fifth girlfriend in the newspaper. Training this United States is making a shocking accusation against a sitting U.S. congressmen. My outfit would not be complete without my sash. Claims Republican Congressman Corey Mills threatened to release nude images and videos of her,

including videos of her and Corey engaging in sexual act. Orges 25-year-old Lindsay Langston says she dated Mills for four years until she found out six months ago that he also had a girlfriend in Washington, D.C. She says she discovered the last five years. So she found out about this guy's girlfriend, this is a sitting congressman from Florida. She found out about his girlfriend, when she read about it in the newspaper because he was, cops went to their house when he supposedly shouldn't press charges, but was involved in domestic violence, which is how she found out he also had a wife that he was lying about having.

So she's not about his. Anybody? No, she found this girl who been dating, this Miss America lady, been dating him for four years. found out of his secret girlfriend when he supposedly hid his secret girlfriend in the same story where she found out about his wife. Okay. But she's not the only woman to learn

she wasn't the only girl he was with or after when he was accused of domestic violence with his actual girlfriend while he was also still married. Here's a footage from a Blaze TV show which is Glenn Beck's fucking conservative news network. If you got this video, I'm out. Spiritual advisor role over him. Yeah, we're going to move on to line number three

now, which is we're really, really all began. It didn't begin actually with the marriage certificate. It began with him telling me on a helicopter ride in Western North Carolina that he was completely single. There was absolutely no one in his life. And he is very lonely. If you've been watching. He was with all three of those women when he gave her that sales pitch about how lonely he was. I mean, well, the pitch clearly works. So. And the reason they were flying over Western North Carolina is because they were surveying damage from Hurricane Helene. when he was trying to fucking get laid. Dude, I mean, this dude, like, this is the type of dude who, like, in real life I hate, but if he was a character on, like, House of Cards, I'd be like,

fuck, yeah, go, buddy. Yeah. Do your shit. No. He's a really interesting character. It's why I want to fucking talk about him. Oh, yeah. But, like, so, but he is also a very gross scumbag. And basically every way he can think of. Like, he was threatening. So that Miss America

lady, because she dumped him after finding out he was cheating on her with the woman he was cheating on but also trying to cheat with another woman. He thread to send videos of the two of them having sex to any future boyfriends if she moved on from him. He's doing not just having revenge but threatening to like actively

use it. I'm not sure how he'd get their phone numbers, but imagine having Cash Patel look it up is probably part of the plan here. But Corey if I asked you, are you Muslim, Catholic, or Protestant? How long would it take you to answer? Two seconds, or half a second, I would

say none. Okay. Depending on when you ask him, Corey Mills is all three or none. So, I mean, I mean, like, culturally, I'm Protestant, obviously. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, me too. Yeah. Like, we are Protestant people, but like, I don't believe in religion. But like, yeah, that's the easiest question I've ever heard. So one of the reasons a lot of conservative knives are out for him is because he think he's like a secret of Muslim sleeper agent. So, because he got married to a mother, his wife who he left to cheat on these women with was a Muslim woman. And they got married. married at a mosque in D.C. by an imam who they think is like a terrorist sympathizer. So Mills says he didn't convert to Islam, but this Imam and the mosque both say they wouldn't do a wedding for someone who didn't convert. So there have been rumors in conservative, like, the Maga World, that he's secretly converted to Islam for reasons that are, you know, whatever.

Well, he married a Muslim, he's got a harem, and he does nefarious stuff in an airplane, which is what you've said. so I mean you know point to some of them I guess but I don't I've never understood the like secret Muslim thing because like if you know anything about Muslims it's like they are strict about their shit you know like they were like Obama's actually a Muslim he only eats bacon to throw people off it's like dude if you there's many Muslims say like if you eat bacon you straight up ain't Muslim you know what I mean like we are we go hard with our rules yeah it's hard for them to understand someone actually believes in something I know that's the thing So to counter all this, a Muslim got a giant tattoo of how, of how Christian he is. It's basically just like a knight from the crusades fighting a dragon. If you got this image, Matt. So, yeah, they definitely not beating the Muslim allegations with this. But yeah, sometimes he also like, oh, sorry, it's an archangel fighting a dragon. That's a, that's just a page out of a Brandon Sanderson goddamn graphic novel is what that is.

So he's not like, so, yeah, also like different Christian audiences. sometimes he's Catholic, sometimes he's Protestant. So, but he's also like, he was in the army, but it's not really clear what he did because he lies so much about it. Like, he has a bronze star for supposedly saving three guys' lives, although if you go ask those guys, at least two of them say they don't remember, he wasn't even there that fucking day. Silent hero.

So one of the guys, let me quote here, a guy named Joe Hight, he didn't save my life, he wasn't even there. He also claims he was ordered to stay silent about the nature of the incident because he was shot by friendly fire, not enemy fire, as is listed on. on Corey Mills' achievements in the form they gave him the medal. So, again, Corey wasn't there. The actions weren't heroic. It wasn't a firefight.

He was shot by friendly fires. So the situation here is it's much more likely that Corey Mills shot this guy than saved him. Tailmaned his ass. He's also, like, while we're on the subject to stolen vaster, he used to work for a stolen valor. He also used to work for a proud of a military contractor where he would go around telling people he was an Army Ranger. The problem was some of those guys were actually Arby Rangers, and one of them told him, if I hear one more time that you said you were a ranger, I'm going to beat your ass, then they enter your life and send you home on a medical flight.

God, that hits. It became such an issue that basically had to quiet. They told him, like, because the State Department required all the military contractors and this theater of operation, they had to redouble the certify their credentials because so many guys were lying. He quietly packed up and went home, and nobody ever saw him again. Dude, it's so, I've been saying for years that politics was like the WWE, and like now more so than ever it is

but it hits for me to know that that also includes they have a lot of sergeant slaughters like there's a ton of them that just were like yeah I was in the army and then somebody's like where are you what'd you do and they're like oh like that's such a crazy thing to lie about even the ones you serve will like lie about killing Osama bin Laden

right right it's like you are already a Navy seal bro you don't have to fucking exaggerate shit it's like so weird like dude it's one thing to like you like those are lies that you're supposed to tell your buddies who can't confirm or deny you know what I mean like those are lies you when you're dating a girl but like you can't be doing it in a microphone when you're running for office or I mean I guess you can because these people are elected what's that the American sniper guy with the Chris Chris Kyle the amount of lies he fucking told like again you're like you're the most

quote quote successful sniper in U.S. military history and you're also lying about killing people in the United States, the gunfights that didn't happen? Like, compare this to Marcus Luttrell, the guy from a lone survivor who inspired the story of John, inspired John Wick, by not killing anyone. Somebody shot his dog in his yard, and he chased them down and held him at gunpoint for cops,

and somebody asked him why he didn't kill them, and he said, I've killed enough people in my life. Which one's more baller? Tell the truth about not committing a murder, about lying, about committing a murder. Absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. Dude, I was, one time my uncle, this dude had pissed him. And my uncle was a badass dude, but this dude had like really pissed him off. But it was like at this family gathering thing or whatever. And so my uncle just grabbed him and put him on the ground and just started tapping his forehead very lightly like this. And the guy's like, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm demonstrating that I could be beating you to death right now, but I'm choosing not to. Okay. So you need to calm your ass down. That's so much more badass than if he'd a dead. dislocated his jaw. He's like, I just need you to know that I could be doing it. But I'm, hey, my blood pressure's fine, buddy. You need to calm down.

Hey, this key survival in this business is they, remember ABCs. Always be cool. Boycrowder, right? Yeah. That's right. That's right. So, the old part of this, the corruption of Corey Mills, you don't really need to get, we don't have a ton of time to get into, but I do want to run through it real quick. He spent a long time lying out being a code owner or a founder of a company that shells small arms, not just to American prisons, but foreign governments. And he was, like, eventually busted him by an ethics investigation by the House Ethics Committee. But he's, he's a one major contract in 2015, Pat, Pacham, which is his company, and a partner

UK munitions firm reached a $228 million arms wheel with the government of Iraq. So while he sits on two committees to oversee foreign affairs and military spending, he's also part of a company that's selling weapons to foreign governments, including Ukraine, it seems, to Iraq, I think Saudi Arabia, although it's hard to tell because he lies about so much shit. He's also like, he's been on TV running around fucking making arguments about how we need to expand military operations against Iran, which I'm sure he'd get a contract for. Of course. Earlier this year, he was flying around the Middle East by himself without sanctioning from the government trying to meet with the new Syrian government after Assad was deposed. this is the company he works with a guy he partnered with a guy who've made millions from

Blackwater in Ukraine here's a picture of Corey Mills in Damascus from earlier this year if you got this um this comes from a reporter by the name of Roger Solenberger uh writes for Rolling Stone who's but him and the lady from the Blaze have sort of made it their mission in life trying to get to the bottom of what's up what the fuck is up with Corey Mills because no one else seems to care even though he's trying to make himself. like Victor Boot, the fucking merchant of death, but a guy in Florida shipping weapons all around

the world. I care. I love this guy. Yeah. So here's Corey Mills and Damascus if you got this picture, Matt. Roger Solenberger found this picture. He found this on the Instagram page of one of Assad's regime leaders because Corey Mills didn't post, although he was tagged in it.

So that plane in the background there? Yeah. As far as people can tell, that's the plane that baster al-Assad fled on when he went to Russia after being deposed and Corey Mills is running his own weapons selling foreign policy

all over the fucking Middle East and everyone is just letting him do it. He's like, he's like Forrest Trump. Yes. Here's the punch line to all this shit. He's still fucking broke. There's a story from a month ago. Landlord seeks to evict

Republican congressman over unpaid rent in his DC apartment. This property management company says he owes $85,000 in rent, jestered between March and July on a apartment that costs $21,000 a month. He's broke. He's committing treason for no money. And then they're trying to get us into more war so he could be an arms dealer. Why is a sitting congressman with five different girlfriends

who he's cyber-stalking and doing revenge porn on? And no one cares except me, you, the blaze-gut lady, and Roger Sullenberger. Well, much like the Christians can't fathom the Muslims' dedication to their rules, you seem to not realize that some people do it for the love of the game, Mark.

You know what I mean? It ain't about the paycheck. It's about wrecking shit, being wild, life experiences, banging Muslim women, riding on crazy jets, you know. Yeah, hang out Bashar al-Assad before he pleased to rush him.

All right, well, I guess so I don't. Bashel Assad? Yeah, I mean, he was like a, before he, he was like the good Middle Eastern dictator before the, like, he had to put down a civil war with chemical weapons. He has like a, like a white British wife. He went to, he speaks things. Well-spoken English, went to school at Oxford. He was like, he's like a ophthalmologist by trade, I think. He was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he's like the one that Obama loved.

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